Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
@jschlattLIVE2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
@incription2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
@lukelawson33042 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 L
@evansevans17702 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
@mrlumur2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
@arkkangell2 жыл бұрын
watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny
@TheWiseMysticalTree2 жыл бұрын
It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush
@snowman66452 жыл бұрын
Kumala
@big_sea2 жыл бұрын
“Schlatt”
@kelpq1u2 жыл бұрын
🌞
@thefirewizards84812 жыл бұрын
As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense
@andrewTVF2 жыл бұрын
I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream
@Maplee.MP32 жыл бұрын
It’s so true though💀😂
@jetster41172 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid
@sloomdayer27472 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.
@Maplee.MP32 жыл бұрын
@@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-
@fishyfish62362 жыл бұрын
Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?
@JamesCoffey-hk2tw6 ай бұрын
What’s your favorite candy? “ hersheys kiss” hersheys kiss? Had me dying
@ItsZubaАй бұрын
God loves you all and has a plan for your life
@GooberButGoofy27 күн бұрын
@@ItsZuba wrong vid blud
@IJNAoba9-25-262 жыл бұрын
Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude" 2:40 - UFO 8:50 - What you lookin' at? 12:36 - Make you smile 15:23 - Gym Encounter 17:39 - Type of Food 20:29 - Staring at you 23:42 - Hersey Kiss
@TheWiseMysticalTree2 жыл бұрын
You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel
@nestalker1172 жыл бұрын
SCP-912 "The Dude"
@lakehuntist14592 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@AidenTRP2 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭
@nohlol2 жыл бұрын
@leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES
@filorux32422 жыл бұрын
The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀
@linnonline2 жыл бұрын
Damn bots overtaking your replys
@lakehuntist14592 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@click97792 жыл бұрын
@@lakehuntist1459 who are you
@mariomaker694202 жыл бұрын
he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line
@Jervenshmine2 жыл бұрын
@@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol
@Jonathan-oe5vz2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.
@popoeti32152 жыл бұрын
kvarg vanilj
@vincentdreemurr2 жыл бұрын
@@popoeti3215 quark vanilla
@jerrunholt55712 жыл бұрын
He does it so confidently too
@renified2 жыл бұрын
@just i c e kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck
@Gwoofus2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at that part
@Bluejay19193 ай бұрын
Rumor says if you feed a hippo a pumpkin before Halloween. That’s not a hippo anymore. That’s a vampire.
@Bluejay19193 ай бұрын
If you know you know
@warthunder7730Ай бұрын
@@Bluejay1919Those who nose👃👃👃💀💀💀
@TricanityАй бұрын
I love vampires
@TricanityАй бұрын
eh weeh weeh weeh weeh sheweh
@Λεμόνι12 күн бұрын
I love vampires
@lilmissemi2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*
@capyblap12492 жыл бұрын
damn
@renified2 жыл бұрын
@yesthis the clip you lookin for: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck
@Vulcan.2 жыл бұрын
worst=best
@emmgee69572 жыл бұрын
that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs
@Real_hh2 жыл бұрын
Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome
@_Justkidding12 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭
@joshc56132 жыл бұрын
it was good while it lasted
@santosgt89382 жыл бұрын
SAME PFP LESGOOO
@_Justkidding12 жыл бұрын
@@santosgt8938 LETS GO????
@MrMemeThief2 жыл бұрын
You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break
@saikitonia2 жыл бұрын
u made me watch the whole damn video
@Repsak072 жыл бұрын
Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57
@the_great_magicman18772 жыл бұрын
Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?
@mrtimurer2 жыл бұрын
@@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.
@LONGSLEEVERICKY2 жыл бұрын
@@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny
@the_great_magicman18772 жыл бұрын
@@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian
@AryaPDipa2 жыл бұрын
I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish
@LovesickJo5 ай бұрын
EVIL WIZARD sits in his car casting DARK MANIPULATION MAGICKS on STRANGERS from the internet, FORCING them to SMILE.
@NukaKappa2 жыл бұрын
I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds
@megafoni2 жыл бұрын
@The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again
@ButtonMasherReal2 жыл бұрын
@@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂
@boxbuddds2 жыл бұрын
@The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later
@boxbuddds2 жыл бұрын
omfg it is 💀
@ma.20892 жыл бұрын
@@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol
@ga.y.meofthrone Жыл бұрын
romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue 2:40 - meet cute 8:49 - flirting 12:30 - he’s not blushing 15:20 - he IS blushing 17:38 - dinner plans 20:29 - tension 23:42 - soulmates
@LocalRuiLover Жыл бұрын
Truly beatiful
@chronica6457 Жыл бұрын
His name is enochj_ for anyone interested
@iMasochist Жыл бұрын
@@chronica6457 pookie*
@scientificallyaccuratetyra4292 Жыл бұрын
FUCKING TIDDY MILK
@DarkStarCoreX Жыл бұрын
Dude that guy probably has like 1,000,000 calories on him.
@TheSteeltec2 жыл бұрын
That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms
@bagelsalv2 жыл бұрын
when?
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument87002 жыл бұрын
@@bagelsalv 23:43
@Neon-ws8er2 жыл бұрын
shlatt
@sootwreck2 жыл бұрын
schlit
@alexcrane13972 жыл бұрын
I got a charmin bear ad before this video. Ruined
@gayandvibing97437 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious watching Schlatt's chat put him through Harrassment Simulator with that one guy
@alisonparker4402 жыл бұрын
The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.
@charlezz6482 жыл бұрын
@the wock shut up btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there
@ReadByYomu2 жыл бұрын
@The wock N O.
@Filthy-MonkeyMan2 жыл бұрын
NO
@spacemarine43492 жыл бұрын
Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah
@theperfectpeanutbutterjell75532 жыл бұрын
The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.
@KiyoshiroClips2 жыл бұрын
i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality
@borger71712 жыл бұрын
oh he isnt questioning. he knows.
@curvingfyre68102 жыл бұрын
My dude jschlatt has always been gay
@elite92372 жыл бұрын
Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay It's all been a game, a ruse
@KiyoshiroClips2 жыл бұрын
@@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?
@curvingfyre68102 жыл бұрын
@@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.
@autistic_spino2 жыл бұрын
As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious
@solimity76202 жыл бұрын
same, peak of this video
@Altrex132 жыл бұрын
Same here holy it was so funny
@Thu11112 жыл бұрын
Same
@littlebigman18272 жыл бұрын
It sounded hilarious
@Iheartlolapenniburg2 жыл бұрын
"yog hurt kavarg vanilch" 😭
@AlfieM2010YT2 ай бұрын
Schlim Jim is definitely blushing to “The Dude”
@pi_3223 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press. Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.
@Cam_Can_Play Жыл бұрын
Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force. And the other is a hydraulic press.
@digstrememcdingus1463 Жыл бұрын
He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare
@pi_3223 Жыл бұрын
Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’
@ratmageddon Жыл бұрын
@monkeman44 ❤❤❤
@theycallmetheslime Жыл бұрын
the monkey is more important.
@Whineanddine522 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream
@soggusboggus43862 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*
@Suprisedbuzz2 жыл бұрын
That was well worth it
@yukonhyena29572 жыл бұрын
tax write off
@em900122 жыл бұрын
@@yukonhyena2957Business Expense
@Sweet0nion5 ай бұрын
6:30 the sheer speed and power of the impact sound mixed with the screen shake made me roll on the ground lol
@toby.theram24962 жыл бұрын
7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭
@mushroomy98992 жыл бұрын
yeah, absolutely comical.
@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
yaughehert
@urbainleverrier1 Жыл бұрын
@@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa vaanelj
@esotericliza Жыл бұрын
kvaarj?
@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
britshojel
@gamerboi64729 Жыл бұрын
i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these
@leriamleyva306510 ай бұрын
And hungry
@Diamond___Sky9 ай бұрын
or all the above
@SoggyOpossum8 ай бұрын
Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro
@gamerboi647298 ай бұрын
@@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff
@SoggyOpossum7 ай бұрын
@@gamerboi64729 real
@ashspeedwing6534 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO
@brookeeveans9484 Жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@annamariemiller8291 Жыл бұрын
Ikr he's in denial folks😊❤
@monke40442 ай бұрын
2:20 poor marketing shlutt, everyone knows u gotta get them hooked first to increase the demand.
@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia2 жыл бұрын
I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun
@renified2 жыл бұрын
@im sacred kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck
@GewoonNee2 жыл бұрын
Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly
@MammalianCreature2 жыл бұрын
@@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.
@guttedbylumin2 жыл бұрын
“IM NOT BLUSHING” also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing
@stugdrug2 жыл бұрын
also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair
@alexiosmonary33882 жыл бұрын
@@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe
@Aekaras142 жыл бұрын
Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more
@renified2 жыл бұрын
@Eye kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck
@nelsonc48682 жыл бұрын
How could you not
@gigacow2 жыл бұрын
Bro what’s the guys name?
@thee_s1x Жыл бұрын
@@gigacow enochj
@RicardoMeansKing Жыл бұрын
He's being seduced
@TanjiroKomado-pf3op2 ай бұрын
14:12 bro was speaking enchantment table
@segasov2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀
@mofotos2 жыл бұрын
“jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”
@Random_Guy_20xx2 жыл бұрын
Dead joke.
@locten49492 жыл бұрын
The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.
@redmarine27172 жыл бұрын
This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"
@chandleruniversal76142 жыл бұрын
@@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.
@locten49492 жыл бұрын
@@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.
@bluecherry_tv2 жыл бұрын
This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car
@islurpdownpickles2 жыл бұрын
doble
@huh123192 жыл бұрын
W rizz or sexual harassment???
@coolcatreal Жыл бұрын
doble
@justafreebirdsolo Жыл бұрын
doble
@libyan67 Жыл бұрын
doble
@Jolly_KarlАй бұрын
12:14 i love vampires
@chai-rАй бұрын
i love vampires
@Ory5969 күн бұрын
i love vampires
@Dogebeatz457 күн бұрын
I love vampires
@the_man_you_have_searched_for Жыл бұрын
3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical
@tikinafilms3215 Жыл бұрын
Bro was stressed
@TheWiseMysticalTree2 жыл бұрын
“Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream
@jasperrice84562 жыл бұрын
two bots one comment.
@TheWiseMysticalTree2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@MILOEBA2 жыл бұрын
@@jasperrice8456 three now!
@TheWiseMysticalTree2 жыл бұрын
@@MILOEBA I fucking hate whoever invented bots
@maninderhansi9872 жыл бұрын
@@jasperrice8456 three now .
@truffings33519 ай бұрын
"why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen". jealous farmers in the 1800s:
@cammyman329 ай бұрын
Lol
@Blxde4207 ай бұрын
does jschlatt mean Razer Blade 16? (official laptop and I am using it to comment on random videos XD)
@TheCommenterrr6 ай бұрын
@xx_supernovablade_xx4702 As opposed to an unofficial laptop?
@Honeycombsonyourtitties6 ай бұрын
But they already had their henchmen. They’re just called slaves instead of
@JohnMarston-l1j5 ай бұрын
I like to use hamburger grease as hair pompaid
@Mr_Boi1012 ай бұрын
tommy innit randomly subscribes to his twitch 2:27
@alexd85322 ай бұрын
And for 2 years nevertheless
@paytonc5692 Жыл бұрын
The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂
@ohboiyou Жыл бұрын
What the schluck
@Günther_the_Vehicon Жыл бұрын
what the shell kind of Shdrugs were you smoking?
@justagirlwithautism496011 ай бұрын
@@Günther_the_Vehicon *schmoking
@JadenLightvale2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999
@abird_2 жыл бұрын
forgot about 2001?
@thespacebanana13072 жыл бұрын
Forgot Abt 2022?
@JadenLightvale2 жыл бұрын
There are only bots in this comment section
@kellie192 жыл бұрын
What did he do?????
@tripletoejoe54692 жыл бұрын
@@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women
@jadapeterson67462 жыл бұрын
i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good
@ChickentNug2 жыл бұрын
twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.
@bbew29142 жыл бұрын
also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok
@dugoo34052 жыл бұрын
Ay, I just gave u 69 likes
@Su1cideCake2 жыл бұрын
Gen Z humor
@nibba95062 жыл бұрын
Schlatt makes you laugh
@andriuwu40376 ай бұрын
Ive smiled and laughed throughout this whole video, my God. Every time I was about to stop laughing tHAT ONE DUDE showed up 😭
@spaghetti30102 жыл бұрын
14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.
@RinceWrenchski2 жыл бұрын
Where fan i find the original video man
@samburrell5942 жыл бұрын
Ong where do you find the Ong video
@samburrell5942 жыл бұрын
Og*
@FetusWithGlassesYT4 ай бұрын
He was speaking Spanish, I guess he's Argentinian and he was talking about how an old woman was yelling at him for making too much noise.
@markereyes2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple
@rengoku756 Жыл бұрын
I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying
@littlegolddragongirl9434 Жыл бұрын
I ship it!
@Brook_is_awsomeАй бұрын
6:39 freaky comment
@Lime_Seeds2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me
@sorreekyracer85322 жыл бұрын
Pause
@twinkleberryfartfart25poop42 жыл бұрын
Pause
@bbew29142 жыл бұрын
DOING ?
@Lime_Seeds Жыл бұрын
Well… I think we all know what Schlatt did back in 1989
@Shadow558TheBoss2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy" 2:40 8:50 12:36 15:23 17:39 20:29 23:42
@friendlythomasxd81252 жыл бұрын
Whats the guys tiktok
@thatonewitch2 жыл бұрын
@@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?
@friendlythomasxd81252 жыл бұрын
@@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?
@anon_charli32252 жыл бұрын
@@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)
@friendlythomasxd81252 жыл бұрын
@@anon_charli3225 thx man
@mikeehrmantraut22 жыл бұрын
watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today
@raspberryjam2 жыл бұрын
bro, man WAS NOT trying
@kaffii2 жыл бұрын
ROT METSKINKA
@jeffersjackson35642 жыл бұрын
Silly little country there
@brennancorniea35032 жыл бұрын
@@raspberryjam 🪁🥌🏓🥊🥅
@raspberryjam2 жыл бұрын
@@brennancorniea3503 なぜそんな絵文字投げた?
@PGF189229 күн бұрын
12:23 The "Schlattula" was absolutely "confused" and utterly "bamboozled" after seeing that "video"
@passiveplayz74152 жыл бұрын
ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community
@Ytcinema182 жыл бұрын
7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂
@hel27272 жыл бұрын
for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅
@phoebeolsen-newell3922 жыл бұрын
YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀
@phoebeolsen-newell3922 жыл бұрын
YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*
@Mikrokosmoslvr2 жыл бұрын
@@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)
@Sad_Face2 жыл бұрын
NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"
@NotThatPerson95 Жыл бұрын
Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video
@johannesjuhlnielsen9309 Жыл бұрын
yep, it's got too many classics to ignore
@theepicgoosedude9 ай бұрын
You mean ranking?
@samurexatlas73733 ай бұрын
0:20 What you mean? Is just a little puppy. Different breed but same idea as the Florida Swamp Puppy
@MadelynBug012 жыл бұрын
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19 He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds
@VorpalSnickerSnack2 жыл бұрын
4:55 would you like a banana? 5:09 Weiner 8:42 rabbit season, duck season 9:14 sinkhronization 12:17 ngl 20,000 calories 16:07 caught this last night 16:37 Body slam 18:24 Freddy chill out 18:50 PTSD dog 21:42 clumsy af
@batwithahat3122 жыл бұрын
8:01 Swedish cuisine
@dumpsterfireguy79822 жыл бұрын
4:25 September 11th 2001
@ItsChevnotJeff2 жыл бұрын
13:31 "had me in tears"
@legopuppygamer2 жыл бұрын
10:08 me after taco bell
@alehlete8302 жыл бұрын
Why?????
@ayuzielito2 жыл бұрын
23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN
@lukaknez97462 жыл бұрын
20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM
@redsky62922 жыл бұрын
cheetos fritos and doritos
@beany12292 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this
@jamespfirman37132 жыл бұрын
A fellow mf doom fan
@ziem242 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙏
@lukaknez97462 жыл бұрын
@@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it
@rusinsr2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the shitty "This had me in tears" meme at 13:24 made me choke on my dinner from laughter
@znzcoi2 жыл бұрын
"schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.
@silvahedgehog2 жыл бұрын
300,000 calories
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago72 жыл бұрын
@@silvahedgehog That how much calories a family would have on average?
@danwest83752 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!
@dylanchurch632 жыл бұрын
Your a lucky survivor dude
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago72 жыл бұрын
@@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog
@chickenpermission1861 Жыл бұрын
I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.
@andrew_might_community_post8 ай бұрын
Yes
@Aa-ronWorsham7 ай бұрын
schatt is amazing
@James111112 жыл бұрын
Schlatt in the cooking video: DONT COOK YOUR PETS! Schlatt now: That's a couple thousand calories right there.
@Overused_Toothbrush2 жыл бұрын
Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.
@ek.c5j2 жыл бұрын
I ”agree”. It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.
@ek.c5j2 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up
@Pars3ly2 жыл бұрын
"Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"
@EerieNone2 жыл бұрын
@Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔
@ek.c5j2 жыл бұрын
@Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*
@Duck-ql4im2 жыл бұрын
for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine
@SSukram_ Жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?
@wxbrainiac Жыл бұрын
@@SSukram_ the most devious lick
@FandeWillWoodpromedio9 ай бұрын
@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.
@mwahnobarssss7 ай бұрын
@@wxbrainiacomg i just got whiplash 😭😭
@f1qwei2 жыл бұрын
As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.
@CallofFreaky11 ай бұрын
Never heard anyone butcher it that hard
@LakesidАй бұрын
1:33 notice how the chat slowed down a bit
@unfortunatereaper2 жыл бұрын
“What kinda food do you like” “…Italian” “Mexican?” I laughed so hard lmao
@RollerBaller2 жыл бұрын
12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on
@egg2566 Жыл бұрын
Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes
@percythelittlegreenengine150710 ай бұрын
@@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok
@kidbrary2 жыл бұрын
I love Smaggs wholesome pure reaction when he genuinely finds something cute 🥰 it’s so adorable
@chillinwithfrogs9708 Жыл бұрын
" Smagg " Omg i cant - 😭
@its_o9ine613 Жыл бұрын
Shans reactions are always the best
@gold571 Жыл бұрын
Smog is so funny when he blushes
@dylanchurch632 жыл бұрын
15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled
@Elm3rcy10 ай бұрын
7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever
@WiseSteak7 ай бұрын
so ur ikean
@pillowDT6 ай бұрын
truuuuuuuuuueeeee
@Yesiamshort6 ай бұрын
Sant
@_-N0B0DY-_6 ай бұрын
oml so true
@robertwastakenwastaken6 ай бұрын
I thought it was norwegian ☠
@Sci_X12 жыл бұрын
16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary
@Fireboy37274 ай бұрын
Thats not an arapaima, its a really big catfish. Arapaima have taller bodies, and are black and red.
@tanukinoodle8 ай бұрын
"Schlatt" has been "making" some "great" content lately. Obsessed with "his" videos!
@Titanblade172 жыл бұрын
12:00 “The design is very human.”
@A_river_dirt_cheese Жыл бұрын
O
@TheCrimsonTree Жыл бұрын
THIS HAD ME ROLLIN ON HE GROUND JJSJSJSSHSHW
@themanwombo2 жыл бұрын
16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it
@pancakethewaffle30542 жыл бұрын
Thank god
@matildakristensen5412 жыл бұрын
7:57 Seeing him trying to pronounce swedish words as a swedish speaker was so freaking funny
@MingoPJ Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Thompas212 Жыл бұрын
Yoghurt isn’t even hard to pronounce
@EZReezy10 ай бұрын
He prounves it like a sims charcter hahaha
@CrusadetimusPrime-1173 ай бұрын
"Ranking your TikToks" Incorrect "Ranking of how many calories your TikToks have" Correct
@CrunchyMotorsport2 жыл бұрын
"Schlatt" is truly one of the creators of all time
@c0ytoYT2 жыл бұрын
21:46 He was clumsy as f for real , WELL NOT ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂😂
@type1hero1462 жыл бұрын
11:33 I love how chat immediately erupts into a cacophony of cheers and W's
@RaeTheWeirdo6 ай бұрын
1:51 2:24 2:40 what would you do if.. 5:10 7:44 8:21 8:50 what you lookin at? 10:39 12:36 I bet i can make you smile.. 13:23 15:22 what would you do if.. 17:40 hey what type of food do you like? 18:24 20:29 what would you do if.. 21:51 23:42 what's your favorite candy?
@Stryker5802 жыл бұрын
23:46 This has to be the best roundup of any schlatt video ever
@JustaMommaCat2 жыл бұрын
21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭
@CasualEnjoyer02 жыл бұрын
24:04 this is the sound of a man in denial. It's ok "schlatt" we all support you.
@weaponized_autismm10 ай бұрын
0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.
@pogsl Жыл бұрын
Watching Schlatt trying to say scandinavian food brands legit made my day!😂
@thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy2682 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually surprisingly had the cereal that the guy at 8:03 had and my goodness was that an absolutely surprising experience. Schlatt, I’m begging if you to try it at least once
@infinitepuzzle75982 жыл бұрын
@thatguy_Hans yes it is
@swe_vinne8844 Жыл бұрын
I love eating that cereal but the version with chopped up dried strawberrys in them with flavoured A-fil or yoghurt with it. I have never tasted american cereal but I can imagine it is an L comepaired to this.
@danielekstrom8004 Жыл бұрын
This comment is approved by a Swede
@borkchamp Жыл бұрын
@@swe_vinne8844I know the strawberries are a delight
@CallofFreaky11 ай бұрын
@thatguy_Hansthe language is, the cereal is all of Scandinavia, but I think it’s of Danish origin
@r.f.chicken316 Жыл бұрын
Shlorg never fails to fill us up with his memes
@zelg.55518 ай бұрын
*creamy vanilla goodness
@Dunttch2 жыл бұрын
21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born
@DeamonDragoon Жыл бұрын
When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some
@gigamadman Жыл бұрын
W dad
@TheCommenterrr6 ай бұрын
My dad got drunk when I was born
@mas60137 ай бұрын
23:54 That guy: "whats your favorite candy?" Schlatt: "Hershey's kiss" That guy: "Hershey's kiss?" Schlatt: "..."
@JoshuaAndres Жыл бұрын
10:50 schlatt calling monkeys “henchmen” will never not be funny
@imjonathan674510 ай бұрын
little people
@LilacLatteFM2 жыл бұрын
2:34 this proves that Tommy looks up to shlatt
@Mc_Adore-r2 жыл бұрын
17:49 schaltt: "italian" That fucking guy: "Mexican?"
@officialgershenyt Жыл бұрын
Noooo *wheezing like a kettle*
@SSukram_ Жыл бұрын
*Licks lips*
@Mc_Adore-r Жыл бұрын
*looks into the camera and licks his lips*
@Random_Guy505 ай бұрын
IGOMEDISNIGESS 🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️
@storavithaj5 ай бұрын
Batman was there when we needed him most 💀
@emma_nutella582 жыл бұрын
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
@victorturner25432 жыл бұрын
Bro what? Streaming is not harder than a 9-5 what do you mean
@threepennyllama91752 жыл бұрын
@@victorturner2543 he's referring to a tiktok in a previous video where a streamer said that streaming was harder than a 9-5
@victorturner25432 жыл бұрын
@@threepennyllama9175 oh my bad I missed the memo
@touchguapreign2 жыл бұрын
than*
@mackenzie0756 Жыл бұрын
his laugh at 6:35 is pure serotonin
@Zipesthemanokit Жыл бұрын
17:00 there is actually a continuation of this, I looked for it because I wanted to know if the goose was ok. It's not ok, the beak was broken and it's now permanently deformed and handicapped
@digstrememcdingus146310 ай бұрын
It's still alive?
@epikberman77569 ай бұрын
@@digstrememcdingus1463yes and it’s sad
@goobied_goober9 ай бұрын
that was a transition. it died
@samurexatlas73739 ай бұрын
And that's why we keep our bastards away from the things that kick like trucks.