Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks

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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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[@TheBlakeGG]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@jschlattLIVE]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@incription]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@lukelawson3304]

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

[@evansevans1770]

@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@mrlumur]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@arkkangell]

watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

[@snowman6645]

Kumala

[@big_sea]

“Schlatt”

[@du4430]

🌞

[@thefirewizards8481]

As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

[@filorux3242]

The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

[@linnonline]

Damn bots overtaking your replys

[@lakehuntist1459]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@click9779]

@@lakehuntist1459 who are you

[@mariomaker69420]

he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

[@Jervenshmine]

@@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

[@gamerboi64729]

i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

[@leriamleyva3065]

And hungry

[@Diamond___Sky]

or all the above

[@SoggyOpossum]

Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

[@gamerboi64729]

@@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

[@NotThatPerson95]

Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

[@johannesjuhlnielsen9309]

yep, it's got too many classics to ignore

[@theepicgoosedude]

You mean ranking?

[@_Justkidding1]

Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

[@joshc5613]

it was good while it lasted

[@santosgt8938]

SAME PFP LESGOOO

[@_Justkidding1]

@@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

[@MrMemeThief]

You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

[@saikitonia]

u made me watch the whole damn video

[@Jonathan-oe5vz]

Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

[@popoeti3215]

kvarg vanilj

[@vincentdreemurr]

@@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

[@jerrunholt5571]

He does it so confidently too

[@renified]

@just i c e kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck

[@Gwoofus]

I was laughing so hard at that part

[@truffings3351]

"why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen". jealous farmers in the 1800s:

[@cammyman32]

Lol

[@chickenpermission1861]

I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

[@andynachos2045]

Yes

[@andrewTVF]

I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

[@Maplee.MP3]

It’s so true though💀😂

[@jetster4117]

As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

[@sloomdayer2747]

Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

[@Maplee.MP3]

@@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

[@fishyfish6236]

Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude" 2:40 - UFO 8:50 - What you lookin' at? 12:36 - Make you smile 15:23 - Gym Encounter 17:39 - Type of Food 20:29 - Staring at you 23:42 - Hersey Kiss

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

[@nestalker117]

SCP-912 "The Dude"

[@lakehuntist1459]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@AidenTRP]

I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

[@nohlol]

@leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

[@Elm3rcy]

7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

[@THErandomguyreal]

Yooooo im in the thumbnail

[@yappiedraws4241]

Yooo ur right

[@TheSteeltec]

That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

[@bagel8765]

when?

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

@@bagel8765 23:43

[@Neon-ws8er]

shlatt

[@sootwreck]

schlit

[@alexcrane1397]

I got a charmin bear ad before this video. Ruined

[@lilmissemi]

Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

[@capyblap1249]

damn

[@renified]

@yesthis the clip you lookin for: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck

[@Vulcan.]

worst=best

[@emmgee6957]

that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

[@Real_hh]

Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

[@r.f.chicken316]

Shlorg never fails to fill us up with his memes

[@loxpower123]

cheese

[@zelg.5551]

*creamy vanilla goodness

[@shelley5170]

0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.

[@NukaKappa]

I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

[@megafoni]

@The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

[@boxbuddds]

@The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

[@boxbuddds]

omfg it is 💀

[@ma.2089]

@@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

[@ga.y.meofthrone]

romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue 2:40 - meet cute 8:49 - flirting 12:30 - he’s not blushing 15:20 - he IS blushing 17:38 - dinner plans 20:29 - tension 23:42 - soulmates

[@kaymieske8140]

Truly beatiful

[@chronica6457]

His name is enochj_ for anyone interested

[@iMasochist]

@@chronica6457 pookie*

[@scientificallyaccuratetyra4292]

FUCKING TIDDY MILK

[@DarkStarCoreX]

Dude that guy probably has like 1,000,000 calories on him.

[@generalafton8955]

22:27 grandpa pulls out his m1911: "you done fucked up this time"

[@crafty4722]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@alisonparker440]

The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

[@charlezz648]

@the wock shut up btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there

[@metalmaxie6117]

@The wock N O.

[@Filthy-MonkeyMan]

NO

[@spacemarine4349]

Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah

[@theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553]

The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.

[@KiyoshiroClips]

i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

[@borger7171]

oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

[@curvingfyre6810]

My dude jschlatt has always been gay

[@elite9237]

Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay It's all been a game, a ruse

[@KiyoshiroClips]

@@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

[@curvingfyre6810]

@@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

[@Mcytinnit]

IN THAT ENDING I JUST SAW SCHLATT’S LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES 😭😭

[@fewtonone4321]

schlatt at 4am just hits so different also i love vampires

[@Repsak07]

Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

[@the_great_magicman1877]

Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

[@mrtimurer]

@@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

[@LONGSLEEVERICKY]

@@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

[@the_great_magicman1877]

@@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

[@AryaPDipa]

I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

[@Carguy29565]

I love it when shliggy ranks the tiktoks

[@apelsin4351]

As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

[@solimity7620]

same, peak of this video

[@Altrex13]

Same here holy it was so funny

[@Thu1111]

Same

[@littlebigman1827]

It sounded hilarious

[@Iheartlolapenniburg]

"yog hurt kavarg vanilch" 😭

[@pi_3223]

Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press. Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

[@Cam_Can_Play]

Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force. And the other is a hydraulic press.

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

[@pi_3223]

Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

[@ratmageddon]

​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

[@elcarlos2774]

the monkey is more important.

[@averagetanknon3420]

watching shlarp videos is really entertaining, thank you shlupt

[@cheesehead_man1375]

Day 7 of testing if I can get top comment just by asking

[@MaskMan1Official]

We gotta get this guy to the top

[@soulgamer1715]

You got second to top 🎉

[@Thingy330]

Epik

[@Thebestbaloon]

I mean for me ur the second comment othe than the pinned one

[@toby.theram2496]

7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

[@mushroomy9899]

yeah, absolutely comical.

[@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa]

yaughehert

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa vaanelj

[@esotericliza]

kvaarj?

[@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa]

britshojel

[@guttedbylumin]

“IM NOT BLUSHING” also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

[@stugdrug]

also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

[@alexiosmonary3388]

@@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

[@janethomson9877]

Bro dropped the hardest breakfast edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀💀🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

[@soggusboggus4386]

Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

[@Suprisedbuzz]

That was well worth it

[@yukonhyena2957]

tax write off

[@em90012]

@@yukonhyena2957Business Expense

[@paytonc5692]

The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

[@Florragonis]

What the schluck

[@Worker_Drone_dude]

what the shell kind of Shdrugs were you smoking?

[@justagirlwithautism4960]

@@Worker_Drone_dude *schmoking

[@bonoyeto5858]

Schlatt playing some sort of dating sim (idk I never played one) while preparing and drinking gamersupps is great

[@user-si4wd4vm5x]

funfact: capybaras are full of ticks that are deadly to humans, so if you just slightly pet a capybara in the head, its over bro.

[@ashspeedwing6534]

Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

[@brookeeveans9484]

Yeah lol

[@annamariemiller8291]

Ikr he's in denial folks😊❤

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

[@renified]

@im sacred kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck

[@GewoonNee]

Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

[@MammalianCreature]

@@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.

[@mcdonaldschronicles1591]

For the longest time I had no clue that schlatt owned gamersupps

[@Aekaras14]

Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

[@renified]

@Eye kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6zZYmtl8eUeck

[@nelsonc4868]

How could you not

[@Gigacow]

Bro what’s the guys name?

[@hopeisalie7236]

​@@Gigacow enochj

[@RicardoMeansKing]

He's being seduced

[@segasov]

The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

[@ABros733]

"Are my mods like, trying to te-think I'm not good with words?" -Jschlatt, _Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks_ , October 2022, 23:26

[@Whineanddine52]

I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

“Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

[@jasperrice8456]

two bots one comment.

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

Damn

[@MILOEBA]

@@jasperrice8456 three now!

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

@@MILOEBA I fucking hate whoever invented bots

[@maninderhansi987]

@@jasperrice8456 three now .

[@the_man_you_have_searched_for]

3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

[@tikinafilms3215]

Bro was stressed

[@bluecherry_tv]

This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

[@islurpdownpickles]

doble

[@huh12319]

W rizz or sexual harassment???

[@coolcatreal]

doble

[@justafreebirdsolo]

doble

[@libyan67]

doble

[@JadenJoestar]

Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

[@abird_]

forgot about 2001?

[@thespacebanana1307]

Forgot Abt 2022?

[@JadenJoestar]

There are only bots in this comment section

[@kellie19]

What did he do?????

[@tripletoejoe5469]

@@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women

[@Shadow558TheBoss]

Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy" 2:40 8:50 12:36 15:23 17:39 20:29 23:42

[@friendlythomasxd8125]

Whats the guys tiktok

[@thatonewitch]

@@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

[@friendlythomasxd8125]

@@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

[@anon_charli3225]

@@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

[@friendlythomasxd8125]

@@anon_charli3225 thx man

[@mofotos]

“jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

Dead joke.

[@locten4949]

The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

[@redmarine2717]

This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

[@chandleruniversal7614]

@@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

[@locten4949]

@@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

[@jadapeterson6746]

i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

[@ChickentNug]

twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

[@bbew2914]

also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

[@dugoo3405]

Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

[@XxCr1nge_L0rdxX]

Gen Z humor

[@nibba9506]

Schlatt makes you laugh

[@blackoutofficialchannel]

I love watching jschlunkie react to silly memes, kind of like how he reacted to the charges he was given for what he did in ‘99

[@rengoku756]

I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

[@littlegolddragongirl9434]

I ship it!

[@Lime_Seeds]

Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

[@sorreekyracer8532]

Pause

[@twinkleberryfartfart25poop4]

Pause

[@bbew2914]

DOING ?

[@Lime_Seeds]

Well… I think we all know what Schlatt did back in 1989

[@Elite_Mecha]

I liked how jachlatt blushes when that guy comes up

[@markereyes]

I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

[@Ytcinema18]

7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

[@hel2727]

for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

[@phoebeolsen-newell392]

YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

[@phoebeolsen-newell392]

YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

[@Your_moms_favorite_army]

@@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

[@Sad_Face]

NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

[@Chimkensamich]

Just gonna say that if you were to eat a entire human infant it would be about 12,823 calories. Don’t ask how I know that

[@Tomfoolerydealer]

8:23 is hella funni

[@mikeehrmantraut2]

watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

[@raspberryjam]

bro, man WAS NOT trying

[@kaffii]

ROT METSKINKA

[@jeffersjackson3564]

Silly little country there

[@brennancorniea3503]

@@raspberryjam 🪁🥌🏓🥊🥅

[@raspberryjam]

​@@brennancorniea3503 なぜそんな絵文字投げた？

[@spaghetti3010]

14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

[@RinceWrenchski]

Where fan i find the original video man

[@samburrell594]

Ong where do you find the Ong video

[@samburrell594]

Og*

[@Superconduct-ni8rr]

12:05 I love Vampires.

[@VorpalSnickerSnack]

4:55 would you like a banana? 5:09 Weiner 8:42 rabbit season, duck season 9:14 sinkhronization 12:17 ngl 20,000 calories 16:07 caught this last night 16:37 Body slam 18:24 Freddy chill out 18:50 PTSD dog 21:42 clumsy af

[@batwithahat312]

8:01 Swedish cuisine

[@dumpsterfireguy7982]

4:25 September 11th 2001

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

13:31 "had me in tears"

[@FroggyFrogger]

10:08 me after taco bell

[@alehlete830]

Why?????

[@capusauk9392]

Schlatt’s viewers are clinically insane i swear

[@thebigyeet3751]

"Schlatt"

[@box.cardboard]

I will say I'm a viewer of the entity known as "Schlatt" and I am in perfect mental health and should be fully trusted with weapons without supervision because I will most certainly not do anything outrageous, ubsurd, or harmful to people, government facilities, or public property because as I said I am in perfect mental health and my viewership of the entity know as "Shlatt" has not affected my mental state what so ever please have a nice day

[@pickledapplez]

you

[@miobondesson8711]

Omg the Swedish yoghurt Kvarg Vanilj with our skinka and lingongrova killed me

[@espy58389]

1:29 I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO WHILE ON A WALK, WHYYYYYY

[@passiveplayz7415]

ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

[@lukaknez9746]

20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

[@redsky6292]

cheetos fritos and doritos

[@beany1229]

Thank you so much for this

[@jamespfirman3713]

A fellow mf doom fan

[@ziemmniaczek]

Thank you 🙏

[@lukaknez9746]

@@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

[@Xochineeedsleep]

Thank you Schlatt for the vid, I was listening to this while I hopped the fence of my school because I was late and they locked me in 👍

[@bestgamereveryt117]

These videos are like the industrial age of schlatt channel too bad we won’t ever be getting anything better than this

[@acidic1512]

19:02 bro was flabbergasted 💀💀

[@Duck-ql4im]

for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

[@SSukram_]

How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

[@wxbrainiac]

​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

[@FandeWillWoodpromedio]

​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

[@user-ge9ws3je6c]

In the goose part of the video after it was hit it shows him with a bent beak😂😂

[@angellycan]

Bro i think because i’ve watched this so much, i got to the hersheys kiss part and i actually said hersheys kiss synchronized with schlatt but i completely forgot about it but hersheys kiss ain’t even my favorite 😭😭

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

[@luvv909]

I ”agree”. It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

[@luvv909]

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

[@Pars3ly]

"Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

[@PomPomPlush]

@Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

[@luvv909]

@Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

[@danwest8375]

I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

[@dylanchurch63]

Your a lucky survivor dude

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

[@MoopNoodlez]

"Schlatt" has been "making" some "great" content lately. Obsessed with "his" videos!

[@user-bq6nq4xt3f]

My favourite part is when he ranks the tiktoks.

[@Titanblade17]

12:00 “The design is very human.”

[@A_river_dirt_cheese]

O

[@TheCrimsonTree]

THIS HAD ME ROLLIN ON HE GROUND JJSJSJSSHSHW

[@znzcoi]

"schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

[@silvahedgehog]

300,000 calories

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@silvahedgehog That how much calories a family would have on average?

[@bnsz8704]

“Schlatt” is quickly becoming one of my “favorite” “KZbinrs” especially after what he did in 99

[@rlshart4947]

No way this guy went on for a full minute talking about lactation juices

[@Dunttch]

21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

[@DeamonDragoon]

When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

[@gigamadman]

W dad

[@MissHoneyGoo]

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19 He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

[@AppleVJuic3]

After thorough inspection i can confidently say that there was no ranking involved and me along with all the other viewers have been scammed.

[@star_does_everything]

6:51 “BORN IN THE WINTER AIR AND THE AGE CONFIDING” -the frozen movie

[@dylanchurch63]

15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

[@sleepylilybunny1858]

21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

[@mrchimpinski1411]

I can kind of answer what that contraption built in the river is My guess is that it's to know if the water is still running

[@Xvenity-fm8lq]

I love vampires

[@themanwombo]

16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

[@pancakethewaffle3054]

Thank god

[@evephelt]

23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN

[@akeziel]

Schlatt still having nightmares about the lips guy.

[@Twitrooo]

6:51 Father Grigori needed jams

[@RollerBaller]

12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

[@egg2566]

Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

[@percythelittlegreenengine1507]

@@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

[@Sci_X1]

16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

[@catmccat3004]

I LOVE Vampiers.

[@THEkillerking000]

"Primative technology really fell off" No, it was already at the bottem of the cliff

[@f1qwei]

As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

[@Frankhorrigan69]

Never heard anyone butcher it that hard