Mario Party but it's Simon Says

[@Sophist]

Head to keeps.com/sophist to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment! Also thanks a bunch gumdrop for editing this one. They put a lot of work into it just like my last Mario Party vid and it shows. So what I want you guys to do is imagine an explosion sound effect, but that explosion sound effect represents one thank you going towards gumdrop :)

[@mrdick7586]

We live in a society were a furry is influenced by people to make an ad

[@jamex3635]

i love how you find ways to torture people in a game

[@lalaemi264]

Can you upload the document of your rules

[@Golden_Gem]

0:40 What is that picture?

[@jonathanwells223]

@@mrdick7586 Could we have some context for this?

[@KingOfSkill]

0:15 I love how I have no nickname like everyone else, it's literally just my name. Also this was a terrible idea, totally down for more.

[@littletimmy6972]

Are you saying you want to DO IT AGAIN?

[@muffledpotat0245]

@@littletimmy6972Are you referring to the niche youtuber King of Skill's joke DO IT AGAIN?

[@Aflay1]

I love how everyone else has nicknames, but are totally cool showing themselves, but Brent is like NAH BLUR ME. DISGUSTING.

[@ribsofmanhattan404]

really missed an opportunity for "king of stupid"

[@gumdropkimi]

ima be honest, i just didn't know what nickname to give you LMAO

[@daverrinaybara9597]

If Simon says has taught me anything, it’s that Vernias only wins when Sophist isn’t playing.

[@dessam3939]

Those lack of curse dices are a game changer

[@WDinATX]

(Deadpan) Shocking. Not being bullied makes you able to get further in life. Who could *possibly* seen this coming?

[@Glitchocto9]

Only if Simon Doesn’t say Vernias must pass the star or Vernias must lose

[@ChrstnaB]

He actually won another time.

[@Nameless0ne419]

am sad this is the top comment and my eyes glanced at it while i was halfway done :c

[@kairowkuroshi1371]

Sophist is the only person to not only get Vernias back to play Mario Party knowing he has something up his sleeve, But to get people to physically touch grass *CAUSE SIMON SAID SO LMAO.*

[@azurestar-ch1]

Not only that, but to make Vern win

[@lll.24601]

And that’s the bottom line, cos Simon said so 🍻

[@thestarmagician55]

The fact that Brent had to dig through snow makes it better.

[@127mfan]

Sophist: The Wildcard. Will do anything to spice things up. Vernias: The Unlucky. Constantly picked on by his friends & even the game. ThiccNicc: The Provoker. Shit-talks the most, & convinces others with schemes. Brent: The Skilled. Usually the better player, but gets targeted often.

[@cristopheralexanderhernand8379]

Nicc is also the Hidden Block magnet

[@127mfan]

@@cristopheralexanderhernand8379 Lol

[@lll.24601]

No Nic is the unexpected lucky one

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

Peanut: The Fifth. Also there.

[@127mfan]

@@gaylordrobinson1199 Lol. He's just there.

[@Kiteminu]

Vernias playing Mario party without Sophist in the game is like Rock Lee taking his weights off

[@RedBlackjetSteel]

So does that make Sophist Gaara?

[@thenerd-bot9847]

@@RedBlackjetSteel No, it makes Sophist the weights.

[@toe_sucker_4165]

​@@RedBlackjetSteelnah, Sophist is Kishimoto hoeing all the side characters

[@aname4390]

Don't diss Vernias like that, he actually won.

[@Aflay1]

Wow, Vernias is finally winning and when the salt pile clears, he's just as big of an evil cartoon villain as Sophist. It's truly comical.

[@valydendor4472]

The previous games were his villian origin story.

[@thenerd-bot9847]

Vernias is the butt-monkey villain who eventually gets an episode in the limelight after so many times of being treated like the butt of a joke. He's the Box Ghost.

[@Aflay1]

@@thenerd-bot9847 truuuu

[@Skullhawk13]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@Aflay1]

This is truly your calling Sophist. Sewing chaos and watching everyone lose their minds. 5 player Mario Party has never been a more genius idea.

[@InumiDarkness]

Not until you play a Drinkong Game mario party. Two simple rules that makes for ultimate chaos: one shot per minigame loss and one shot per star loss (aka if someone else get the star or literal star loss)

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

I am very disappointed on the lack of rhymes on a Gruntilda profile here

[@lime7494]

and then mario party 10 happened, and we choose to forget.

[@Aflay1]

@@aureliodeprimus8018 SHAME ME FOR MY LACK OF RHYMES, MY COMMENT YOU DETEST? LOOK AT YOU, BUT 5 SUBSCRIBERS, CALL ME UNIMPRESSED. NEXT TIME TRY TO COME AT ME, DON'T EXPECT SUCCESS. A WITCHES LASHING, YOU'LL RECEIVE, AND LEAVE YOU SUCH A MESS.

[@Firefight_]

*Sowing

[@mmmnah7684]

11:50-12:50 I legit couldn't stop laughing this entire time 🤣

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

🐒🦍🦧🐒🦍🦧🐒🦍🦧

[@Vernias]

#justiceforvernias

[@omg_sergi]

I think your luck is coming back. Slowly, but surely.

[@shadow6953]

So did you get paid by your viewer?

[@queso3873]

cry

[@Megaleg]

Yes

[@dylanh.campbell3905]

#justiceforvernias

[@Killager24]

Not gonna lie a true victory for Vern is if he plays Birdo, beats Sophist, and comes in first.

[@ArataShizunai]

Simon Says: *exists* Peanut, Nick and King of Skill: You can’t do that! Thats against the rules! Sophist: Screw the rules, I am the rules!!! Edit: Sophist making absolute chaos in every game is the best thing that ever happened 😂

[@Dip7man]

What about Vern?

[@szynkabobo2891]

@@Dip7man he can't decide

[@bladewingmcowl5842]

Even if Sophist isn't playing, he still somehow finds a way to troll everyone just by his mere presence, out of the 4, Brent got bullied the most (maybe cuz his character isn't Luigi) also the fact that Vernias ACTUALLY won a game is very surprising, my guess is that Sophist didn't directly bully Vern to the point of salty tears and insanity for once

[@oninekoX3]

He won in a lot more ways that one. That viewer that said he'd pay a dollar for every coin he had, and he ended that last round with 155 coins

[@yourlocalrentpayer3368]

@@oninekoX3 Nice logic response, unfortunately *you mother*

[@canaldemarte6577]

@@oninekoX3 so Vern is about to get $155 for a mario party game?

[@tysondennis1016]

He is a supervillain after all

[@swagysire4999]

20:17 had the most hilarious lines in my entire life good work guys!

[@TonymeansAnthony]

Ah yes. Simon says. The ULTIMATE way to ruin friendships in Mario party lmao.

[@emoji3266]

Basically a battle royale that looks like a board game where you can play as Superior peach, Mila Kunis, Harambe and Bruno Madrigal.

[@gamerkingdom1442]

This must’ve been the most SATISFYING video Sophist must have even done. So much CRAZINESS, and he’s enjoying it all the way to the end!! And so are we! 🤣

[@benjaminokonski9186]

I love the Simon Says rules that just involve loud incoherent noises and everyone talking over one another. Recommendation: include a Simon Says rule where everyone must SCREAM for the duration of the minigame.

[@Megaleg]

Isn’t that just vernias

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

my throat hurts just reading that lmao

[@mastermettalix3620]

I’m glad that Vernias finally…….FINALLY…..won his first ever Mario Party game. Through all the hardships, trials, and craziness…..he deserves this moment.

[@yourlocalrentpayer3368]

Ok Nice, unfortunately You will not like this...dont scroll down more! Stop! Ok ,dont come after me saying sorry *your mother*

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

@@yourlocalrentpayer3368 I still liked your comment. your words are irrelevant!

[@pablorojas6219]

Rare footage of Brent performing badly and Vernias actually winning for once

[@curlybrace4984]

Pretty sure it's just luigi who's key lol

[@azurebalmung4520]

Nick's the type to play the Healer in a group, not to help, but so that everyone has to submit to his whims for their own safety.

[@samuelbrown1283]

My GOD that is accurate

[@Eggo_Devil]

10:03 Kind of ironic that everyone is saying “I hate you” to the person playing as Luigi.

[@teaoftraffic]

mario & luigi npcs:

[@Zenithsh]

Nothing like playing this game with your friends and making each other suffer

[@PancakesTsuki]

It should be this games motto tbh :P Mario party were true friendships are tested

[@emoji3266]

Basically a battle royale that looks like a board game where you can play as Superior peach, Mila Kunis, Harambe and Bruno Madrigal.

[@SportsNGo]

You know what I find funny at 22:24 when vern mention it was raining outside during the touching gras turn, I did this in my jamborine Simon says and someone else said it was raining

[@jacksongaming854]

13:30 I love the sound when Brent mentions the cursed dice block 5:35 sussy space 7:23 reverb fart when plunder chest appears

[@inakidelatorre3369]

5:52 brent is so skilled that he got a golden pipe from an item space lol

[@lewis7967]

I like how the one time vernias wins is when sophist is not playing

[@Xohadarc]

11:01 this is the funniest thing to me Putting Nick of all the crew in this power trip of a position is perfect formula for comedy

[@marconde897]

It took me 8 minutes and 50 seconds to realize that Eevee wasn't playing, but being Simon Says No wonder he wasn't raging hah

[@jianmario6500]

12:42 i love that damn ringside reporter edit real creative

[@rpgman161]

Massive congratulations to Vernias on his first win on Mario Party. Ever. Also great video Sophist

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I just have to say, it took the most chaotic evil idea any human being could conjure up with to award Vernias with a golden W in Mario Party Superstars. Sophist, you the real og friend out here for making impossible dreams *come true.* Also, 12:15 was the peak of this stupidity *& nobody will change my mind* on that.

[@yeetmeat2734]

Vern getting his well deserved, well earned, and HIGHLY overdue W 👏

[@ionic7777]

20:56 my favorite movie is interstellar. The Martian and tenet are also pretty good but tenet is rather difficult to wrap your head around the first time so it’s kind of hard to appreciate

[@MisoCodRamen]

Gotta say, love the choice of nergigante theme at the beginning of the beginning. Definitely a very fitting thing for the mood of it. Also monster hunter so...

[@biida448]

I’m glad someone commented on this; great theme, both in game and for this fitting boss mode intro

[@redcrystal7710]

That was such a massive turnaround! XD This is what Mario Party should be tbh.

[@MysticalMystery144]

Everyone: Intelligible cat facts Subtitles: Ah, yes, *music*

[@akesan2374]

The fact that they all agreed to let Vernias's coins alone because he'd get a dollar for every coin he had at the end was really funny to me

[@KolMan2000]

Imagine the pain on turn 16 if Vernias rolled 1 higher on the previous turn and lost all his coins to the laser

[@justsomerandomguy1541]

29:30 ah yes amazing bee movie script

[@byrontheusurper6505]

this is already incredible, that paths of peril made me laugh SO HARD!

[@SnorMatt]

0:00 hey... I know that mario model... Also congrats to vernias, Clearly Luigi is the most skilled character in this game 😎

[@AverageFreak13]

Wait how did he win he did stuff

[@rockygalaxertheinktoling5757]

It's SMG4 Mario! 🤩

[@SnorMatt]

@@rockygalaxertheinktoling5757 My favourite Mario. The only time he could be considered better than Luigi (because Luigi is underused), More personality and WAY FUNNIER. the Mario and Luigi games and the Mario Strikers games are the best official Mario's, But Luigi outclasses him in both series as well.

[@ToxicPea]

For once in my life. I did not skip a sophist ad because Simon said.

[@acgaming1643]

1:20 "Keeps's treatment plan is recommended by 10 out of 10 doctors" The 11th doctor:

[@zaraenid]

20:25 DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@rockygalaxertheinktoling5757]

MONKE!!!

[@idkwhothisis-uv8tq]

For the cat facts, I don’t even need to pull anything up. For example, the five main species of big cats are lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, and snow leopards. If any of them are black, they are a black panther, as panthers are the main family of big cats. Big cats can roar, but not purr, and small cats are the other way around. Some cats can do neither. Also, to top it all off, Cheetah cubs look like honey badgers, which they would ABSOLUTELY spit in the face of death.

[@Quortezz3]

Definitely the best Mario Party vid I've seen. Would watch more

[@Aflay1]

21:51 OMFG IM CRYING CAUGHT IN 4K

[@rodrigomelim4632]

I am sad and a bit depressed but when I saw that you made a new video I imagined the laughs I would have by seeing your video. Thanks for making my day, maybe even my week, better. Have a nice day/night, Sophist.

[@bettermattk911]

If Simon says taught me anything it is that this is the optimal way to play Mario party

[@chrisf.9595]

Holy shit you put so much more effort than what a Mario Party video ever deserves...

[@Gallity]

I’m so glad KZbin suggested this video to me. You guys are hilarious and my face hurts from laughing and smiling so much.

[@emprahtherocket8175]

0:01 Sophist: *flies in riding a Ruiner Nergigante.* Vernias: Wait what? What is that?!?! King of skill: It's a bird! Thicknick: It's a plane, it's a... Me: Ruiner nergigante divebombing with Sophist on top of it! Run! Vernias and Friends: *scream as they run behind me.*

[@emprahtherocket8175]

10:04 Me: *looking at TCHnick hate Vernias.* What the ****'s your problem? *does the Alex Jones speech.*

[@emprahtherocket8175]

12:09 You could say that Sophist is quite literally a dark wraith.

[@remingtonspitz5311]

You should do more of these! This was an absolute blast watching and it makes things so much more interesting

[@CosmettaHoness]

3:10 to 3:18 was my favorite part lol

[@StarmisYTP]

Of course, the 4 characters that we only need, T pose Wario, Pog Mario, A guy bustingdown and a Penguin from Club Penguin.

[@girlylunavevo]

Today I learned this lesson: Don’t play Mario Party Superstars with Birdo and Eevee because you will lose every time.

[@antray6848]

The monkey dungeon was clearly the best bit lmao

[@yoshisaurus234]

Vernias being Luigi actually NAILED Early games he got bullied and screwed, and got redemption arc since Wario Battle Canyon. After that Vern has obtained bunch of dubs and several delayed ones in parties The only relevant thing about Brent being Luigi is that both are the younger sibling. In games Brent is Mario with all the MC powers and plot armors

[@Pokentoon]

nothing like watching Sophist bully Vernias in a childrens game instead of do something productive like touch grass

[@adriahrin3284]

surprisingly not much bullying in this video from what i remember of the stream

[@SnorMatt]

@@adriahrin3284 Sophist literally forced them all to touch grass but Sophist didn't do it himself, hmmmm

[@adriahrin3284]

@@SnorMatt that was the simon says thing, he did not have to do it, because he was not playing

[@SnorMatt]

@@adriahrin3284 I know, but he could of still done it as it was productive

[@emoji3266]

Basically a battle royale that looks like a board game where you can play as Superior peach, Mila Kunis, Harambe and Bruno Madrigal.

[@MemoryNightmare]

11:01 Nick is just ready to shoot EVERYONE! No questions asked

[@cordellriemer5177]

Congratulations for Vernias on completing his quest of vengeance against Brent and Nick

[@cordellriemer5177]

Oh and you of course don't forget he beat you as well

[@prons_gaming5083]

Vern didn't win because Sophist wasn't there, he won because he was luigi. Luigi is predisposed to win, that's why brent always wins

[@Destoryer12]

I caught this live and in advance I'm so excited to see the tight editing

[@CordyBrush]

Nick: touches grass with a smile Peanut: chokes the grass Vernias: touches some deadass grass Brent: ... "poke poke" xD

[@zsnow6200]

The amount of effort you put into this is amazing. I see you're furthering your role as master of chaos

[@crispybacon4863]

I love how he says he give other nicknames to his friends like TCnick is “king of cringe”, vernias as “the victim” and peanut as “little mac” while king of skill is just “brent”

[@castform7]

Strange, Sophist's absence lead to this being Vernias' most peacful game. Hmmm, I wonder if there is some kind of connection here we can make.......nah. It was probably just because he wasn't playing Birdo.

[@alex90flo]

Well… vern you deserves his W for this Mario party and man this was hell of a good time and funny as always! 🤘🏼

[@rockmanbeta8055]

I discovered Sophist, Vern, and Nick through King of Skill and I am in love with all of them. Their hilarious chemistry is one of the greatest things I've ever had the pleasure of finding. Yall remind me alot of myself and my Smash buds when we play literally anything competitive together... really telling since they are the ones who introduced me. Lol! Keep being the lovable trolls you are guys! Never change! Plus, I need more ideas to fxck with my crew the next time we play >:]

[@rituskai8180]

I discovered sophist, vern, and Brent through Nick lol

[@zeke3620]

​@@rituskai8180i found sophist randomly in my page but only watched a bit of it (it was the birthday vid where it was his birthday) found nick playing smash found vern in a collab vid and then watched their mario party vids and got into sophist I don't really watch brent too much

[@Crakinator]

Vern popped off so hard here. Remember, for every coin Vernias had at the end of the game, a viewer promised to gift him 1 USD, so he kicked everyones’ asses while making bank for free.

[@andtr3s607]

I actually thought that this game couldn´t be more dramatic and chaotic... Clearly, I was wrong

[@funnyguy878]

4:48 I’m dead😂

[@theuselesscalculator2465]

Good video, Keep up the good work

[@DODDLETAN]

Can we all agreed that in 21:48 is the funniest thing that happened?

[@sunsandwich8857]

These edits are just hilarious. I'm totally subbing to you.

[@donovan802]

Vernias keeps saying he never wants to play Mario Party with Sophist, but the fact he lies about it is actually a good thing. Funnier content

[@claudioperez4352]

LOVE the editing in these videos!

[@HinosAcrescentamForça888]

Even though the event wasn’t the most action-packed, Nick always makes it all better with his edits and reactions!

[@rzone317]

Good one. It was a truly amazing to watch this ep

[@Laperapolvorienta]

24:50 The Vernias’s rise FINALLY

[@Peanut_SSBU]

This was a garbage idea, and I hope to be included in the next one

[@kevinacr3851]

Guys you need to understand how valuable this video is: 1. The idea is a banger. 2. There's no bIRdO.

[@AmmoliteOSC]

Cat facts gives you rizz

[@ytw101]

12:11 We need more of this so much XD

[@Lanoman123]

Is it really Simon says if there’s no tricks?

[@emiliomurkmere]

ive been like brainrotting from steamed hams memes and let me tell you when the intro started i began to quote the entirety of steamed hams

[@Bill30006]

I kind of want to try this with some of my friends, can you post the document with all the simon says things somewhere like pastebin

[@Sophist]

I just dropped the whole thing on pastebin in the description.

[@Bill30006]

thanks

[@chosenstar724]

Glad to see Vernias getting a win. He deserved it with that skillful play.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

Expand dong

[@MoralesAvilesFamilia]

Bro

[@maigono_chaduck]

I'm actually so happy for Vern like, my boy deserve this

[@evie2670]

I just got done rewatching this video and just realised Sophist kinda predicted Pokemon Scarlet and Violet's Palafin signature ability @33:51. Zero to Hero. Procks on you Sophist

[@bradseidl1966]

Simon says this video is based. Not for the Simon says, but for peanut making monkey noises

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

The grass one would be super hard, because there's none where I live! I would have to go like half a mile to a park!😂

[@astralfloof]

what i've learned (from experimenting) is that Birdo has worse luck and chances overall, meaning Vern's worse luck is purposeful

[@aandafunlist2824]

Playing Luigi just makes you win. That's why brent normally wins but this time vern did.

[@cowlover132]

23:07 the red line was perfectly together combined with the picture

[@oam24799]

The monkey round had me dying 😹😹😹

[@Ilovetulinspower23]

0:32: Me: no *skips ad* Sophist: okay, Simon says perish *snaps neck*

[@tyfoodMH]

nergigante theme is amazing, love that you put it in

[@corrin-1976]

1:26 GOT IT MEMORIZED?