Mark Has The WORST Luck

Markiplier has the WORST luck when it comes to the gameplay of Half Dead 2. Luckily for him Bob and I are super awesome genius brains and can get to the ending no problems!
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[@jacksepticeye]

Nostalgia hits hard

[@mansb3528]

jacksepticeye definitely

[@devesh5067]

Hey Jack u are awesome luv u

[@Mayo-mj5by]

It really does

[@finn338]

Hey jack love u ❤️

[@arianna_liee]

yeahh miss u guys together so much🥺💖

[@leonardomachado9423]

Small brain: "I wanted to kill someone" Big brain: "I wanted to commit homicide" Jack: "I wanted to make a new skeleton".

[@SlimeKingTG]

Commit*

[@leonardomachado9423]

@@SlimeKingTG thanks

[@SlimeKingTG]

Np

[@Unknown_crusader]

Perfect

[@SoraQuill]

Bill: “There’s a couple of children I need to make into corpses!”

[@vipergaming3296]

Dude think reminds me of like way back when they did colabs. Nostalgia is coming back

[@glitch_animations7289]

I wanna like but it is on 69 so here is an imaginary like

[@znightowlz6585]

Moonlights Sting you are naive to think you had any control on the manner

[@hydrogenhero2187]

Seriously though, I didn't even realized how much I missed them all together until they picked back up again

[@mikieioannou]

Prop hunt

[@vipergaming3296]

@@glitch_animations7289 thx

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen0-0]

my brain: you’ve already seen this vide- me: DIFFERENT POV, DIFFERENT VIDEO

[@hogwartsnerd666]

Me: *searching for videos to watch* KZbin: I mean, there's this one I guess, but you've seen it several times... Me: Yes. Perfect.

[@robertnelson9599]

Flawless logic.

[@BoggyBranchet]

Literally me rn

[@imjustmadisonn]

exactly

[@torirainbow1297]

different year

[@aloeera]

Everyone: The gang's all back together Also everyone: Why do I hear distant crying?

[@willdavis3802]

Just scraping the barrel for old footage.

[@raiazchowdhury9266]

It's wade

[@Shaw4123]

The purple guy

[@christythibodeaux9313]

It's Wade

[@BaseballNerd]

Poor old wade..

[@biddle2944]

Jack: It’s safe. Spikes: I’m about to end this man’s whole team.

[@Bust3rM00n]

Jack's Irish luck kept him safe😂

[@awilddon.8570]

ITS NOT SAAAFE! ITS NOT SAAAAaaafe!

[@biddle2944]

Oh god, that wording is literally giving me flashbacks to DnD sessions gone horribly wrong 😂

[@jaytoplay0]

Timestamp please.

[@biddle2944]

@@jaytoplay0 I got you friend: 22:26

[@Perstephany]

“The fact that this is interesting has so little to do with you”, had me dying 😂😂😂

[@i_zip_tied_my_penis_to_a_b264]

"whos the greatest guy?" "uh, that would be avenged sevenfold" "**sigh** thats not a guyyy thats a baaaand" this sounds like a conversion ive had with my friends

[@slurponaut]

I've had a few conversions in my time

[@SodaFrizz666]

that would be uhh Mr. Sevenfold

[@leme9909]

mr. sevenfold would disagree

[@mothcatcher893]

@@slurponaut I've had a few convulsions in my life too

[@josephcampise9950]

It's a pretty great band though

[@seanmullen9448]

Wade: *is not here this time either* Also wade: *very lonely noises*

[@Kiwiqwp]

He probably wasn't available for the video

[@grim_56]

kiwi :3 He was defo in the stream when they were playing PUBG

[@rigatonipasta]

@@Kiwiqwp I love how everyone whines about Wade not being here while Felix is all alone rotting in his roleplay world.

[@thatoneguy9582]

Rigatoni Pasta to be fair he wasn’t in most of their videos either

[@rigatonipasta]

@@thatoneguy9582 That's fair. But it still stands out. His only colabs with them is the Who is More Likely To video and Gang Beasts.

[@oldjoe3869]

This comment will probably never be seen

[@Yeetmom360]

Yes it will

[@jansherkhan100]

I hope people like this so I can come back to this

[@SteampunkHorse]

Ring

[@batty.b]

👀

[@FISCHieat]

Ja

[@williammorris5586]

Imagine giving a Jacksepticeye video a thumbs down. How do you people sleep at night?

[@VikashSarraf]

Not everyone has to enjoy the same content

[@user-wh2eu2ep1f]

•Kween Cupcake• s h e p r o b a b l y d i d

[@dianamaioru497]

@TheVikash Sarraf They could just not “dislike” it either and leave the video alone.

[@williammorris5586]

@@VikashSarraf Well the thing is, it's a joke that you shouldn't have taken seriously.

[@znightowlz6585]

TheVikash Sarraf and why does that mean you have to dislike it

[@LarusFotia]

"Ghosts are supposed to be scary not uwu" I mean, I'd rather be haunted by an uwu ghost. At least they wouldn't thrash my place.

[@Da_Swifta]

Larus McMahon they’d trash your soul instead. Endless torment uwu

[@LarusFotia]

@@Da_Swifta Oh no! My soul is being shredded by the uwuness!

[@WakoDoodle]

@@LarusFotia OwO

[@theponydalek7923]

H-Hewwo ÓwÒ, I'm a spooky wookie ghosty whosty, and...I'm tiward of being all cowd and awone at night. Might if I join you S-senpai UwU. (I feel a part of me died writing that so I hope you're happy)

[@siyotsistu]

UwO I c u got a pupper! Can u adopt me 2 (~°w°~) (Kill me)

[@Code_Ax0]

"If I were to lose my boot AND you then I would've been really upset bc you're basically my THIRD BOOT" God I love Bob! 😂😂

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

"This big safe." "NOT SAFE!!" I WEEZED

[@jaytoplay0]

Time?

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

@@jaytoplay0 At the very end

[@nerathechildoflight9974]

*I realize now that this video is the same as mark’s video, just from jack’s point of view* :P

[@inversionfn5005]

They did the same thing with the game heve-ho

[@elirainu]

And is that a problem? This is exactly what they used to do with PropHunt

[@NostalgiaMan]

Now That is a Man!!

[@foxywoxy7396]

Ah we meet again link from Zelda/ben

[@esreverTA]

so you've been trying all this time.

[@justsayori8107]

Why do I see you everywhere

[@Neko.091]

"Toss Boy" the hell happened to Booper Dooper?

[@woopwoop6338]

Alex Pich maybe the real Booper Dooper was the Toss Boy we made along the way

[@Neko.091]

ummm... ok?

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

He booped and he dooped. As boopers do.

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Also, too much risk of "okay booper"

[@Neko.091]

@@cawareyoudoin7379 jesus christ, your right

[@sloppiest.soldier]

Sean in Luigi’s mansion: Money is the only currency Sean in Half Dead: Boots are the only currency

[@nick_eickhoff]

HEYYOOO THE GANG!!! WE"RE SO CLOSE

[@flourescentbuzzingnoise]

Only Wade left and the whole gang is united

[@mxstr54]

OK, Boomer

[@flourescentbuzzingnoise]

OK, Zoomer

[@shark1384]

No one: Literally no one: Jack: gets scared by a wierd voice then killed him self.

[@oliverholm3973]

I mean to be fair, if the ghost of my recently deceased buddies starting UwU'ing at me, like... Yeah I'm outie

[@kadencorner8405]

I LOVE the chaos of this group! Hopefully there’s more of these!

[@kairusawatari]

There are they used to do more in the past

[@kittandragon1048]

Jack’s face at the end was a direct mimic of mine. I thought Jack was loud, but I had to turn my volume down even more from those other two! Gods I missed this~!

[@Jenn-bw7rh]

This makes me so unbelievably happy that they are playing games together again ❤️

[@Jenn-bw7rh]

@Purple Angry Zmurf Yea, but I'm talking about Jack being in there. They didn't make videos with him for a little while

[@pumking-x-5404]

btw this game is based on a movie called "The Cube" The game tho is closer to its sequel:"The Cube 2"

[@12gamerplays]

They said the in Half Dead 1...

[@psychomanatee3459]

And that movie is based on the Twilgiht Zone episode "five characters in search of an exit"

[@ItsCassieCreed]

And I thought most of the subscribers would be too young to know the Cube movie

[@mii7121]

Wasn’t there a 3rd sequel?

[@outside8312]

The cube is a gameshow

[@boglarkabalogh8114]

I've literally never been here this early, holy hell :D

[@unnamed1052]

I was welcome😂

[@carter_chaiy760]

Alel

[@imtired7768]

*Same I am extremely surprised that I managed to arrive this early*

[@Gwenevitable]

Bro same

[@nathankadian4906]

Good for you dude!

[@spk_funpearl0150]

Bob-“I’m coming in the hole! Jack-“...ummm....”

[@frankdb9262]

Jack's expression at the end: "Oh my god, these people are my friends... What have I done?" hahahaha

[@TheWandererGhost]

“Half dead 2” Wait that sounds like opposite to half-life 2

[@sezedal]

???... Ohhhh ok I get it

[@chehal3326]

That's exactly what I thought 😂😂

[@callan7468]

Richard Hjertenes Nah it would have been Half-Dead 1/2 to be opposite

[@sylviagrove6082]

No no no. True opposite would be Full-Dead 1/2

[@otsoni2650]

Full+Dead 1/2

[@kmills5942]

“The fact that this is interesting has sooo little to do with you”.....ME! I’m determined to use.

[@lucinda1992]

Yeet boi!! 🔥🌟 "Boots are the most valuable currency's!"- Jacksepticeye

[@lucinda1992]

Something random .😂

[@look-a-potato719]

MysteriousVison no, money is the only currency!

[@josefzalusky7307]

Anny Wa begone, ThOt

[@daamric]

9:27 “eUgG bEeTLejuiCe” gIVE ME TWO MORE KID-

[@Reposessor]

iiiits showtime

[@silvastone6989]

This game is literally Cube the movie

[@myriahkeays3846]

Isn’t it based on that lol?

[@douchebagcool]

I'm sad i had to scroll this far down to see this XD thought this would be on the top.

[@Cheshiremd]

Yeah, those guys just ruined those movies for me.

[@SekiTimewalker]

Just what I came to say.

[@Jerry_the_Head]

18:20 here's a timestamp of the A7X discussion

[@zolips]

I love that you guys are back together again, it warms my heart😍❤️❤️ oh wait, Wade isn’t there... (Sad Wade noises 🥺)

[@abhogan3578]

Who throws a shoe?? Honestly!! You fight like a woman!! (For anyone who gets that reference... Good for you)

[@Noobmaster-cl2or]

Bob: is this the classic vape trick Jake: I can salute your dead body

[@discountfreddie7023]

jake

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

Jake

[@longlashcoffeecatcoffeecat7551]

jake

[@rbmac110]

Jake

[@MortisVivas]

Jake

[@thechaos7630]

Jack:hey nudity, should blur that out Robin: ZOOMS IN

[@Da_Swifta]

Qiu Tian that was Robin, not Jack

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@Da_Swifta bruh he just said that 🤣

[@-_.Melody._-]

@@gerardwayseyelash Have you heard of this new, super advanced tech? It's called... *_Editing your comment_*

[@ComeChillWithCody]

When I opened this video I thought that was some type of knock off of Norman Reedus from Death Stranding 😂

[@pitzo5555]

Bob: You hate to see it Jack: Literally laughs

[@raynewillis8377]

This is the best combination of people along with Ethan Tyler and wade.

[@L3N0R4L4N3]

"I hate everything that's happened" *BEST WAY TO END A VIDEO EVER!!!*

[@giantrat4738]

Jack: witnesses a random guy exploding Also Jack: that was awsome 2 minutes later hears knocking on his door FBI open up

[@lizziemccully8694]

"I wanted to make a new skeleton" Jack wants a kid guys.

[@jokenjack1841]

I just finished watching Part 9 of Luigi's Mansion and I'm ready for some more action let's watch some half-dead!

[@seancrowley5268]

I want minecraft

[@dianamaioru497]

@Seán Crowley I’m waiting for the next part of Death Stranding

[@StonedtotheBones13]

All these years, and y'all can still make me smile even when I'm depressed. Thanks bonercast

[@keleee]

Who been a fan of joke before 2019? 👇 Haha you got pranked I'm not doing it

[@vonscene]

23:26 I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK 😝

[@idrathernot-life5760]

A lot of people are really interested whether you've been a fan since a specific year

[@caitlyn1868]

@Purple Angry Zmurf ???

[@pencils7351]

@Purple Angry Zmurf why you trying to spread so much hate? This is the second time I've seen you doing this kinda thing here

[@savy6098]

Pencils No Last Name I know right all we want to do is enjoy the video 😢

[@thearmyofiron]

Well, please clarify?

[@pencils7351]

@@savy6098 I even found a couple more, this guy is annoying

[@goofygoober779]

I love this, this feels so wholesome and nice. Having the boiis back together, reminds me of when me parents where still alive and my at the time Girlfriend still loved me instead of my at the time best friend.

[@puggyyyy]

definitely using that non-insulting, insult in the future

[@egoplayer4600]

"The fact this is interesting has little to do with you" *that funnybone was hit*

[@karmasoul7269]

Your profile... it brings sadness to my heart...

[@egoplayer4600]

@@karmasoul7269 Me too man...

[@pheebo42]

Memento mori

[@gibbybtw280]

Memento mori

[@mrsandwich8535]

Nobody: Not even Christmas: Bob: **pitch shift activate**

[@daefaron]

Love how Jack ran past every chest, but still survived a lot :D.

[@darkmuffin4905]

No one: Literally everyone just dissing people that keep saying that they watched jack before 2019

[@thexgamer8240]

Therapist: *Don’t worry, UwU ghosts aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.* UwU ghosts: *23:17*

[@stargames6305]

You're my favourite youtuber and i love that ther trio is back

[@r6siegeboy11]

Yes

[@yelhsa._.]

Bob: Hey look at this idiot... Well, I'm alone now, everyone else is gone..

[@NebulaTheOfficial]

Haha lol

[@samavey15]

5 minutes ago and you're telling me it has 10k views Which means 2k views every minute, which means 1k views every 30 seconds, which also means 500 views every 15 seconds. Man I love doing math.

[@pencils7351]

So do I, it's my favorite subject

[@Callme-Gen]

Then one view every 0.5 seconds

[@pencils7351]

@@Callme-Gen No, It'd be 33⅓ views per second, or 100 views every 3 seconds if you want clean numbers

[@samavey15]

@@pencils7351 u better at math than me

[@pencils7351]

@@samavey15 I'm pretty much a math genius, taking pre-calc 2 years before my friends, so I'm not surprised. I'm better at math than most people I meet, just a fact not bragging. I just wish I could transfer some of those smarts to English Also, why'd you sub to me?

[@ashtyncaulk3235]

Savage last words is jack... "I hate everything that is happening"

[@maisiemiddleton2934]

Aaaaaaaa jackkkk you’re amazing and honestly this year you’ve made me smile and given me something to laugh and feel happy about during hard times so thank you 🙏🏻 ✌️

[@taraschumock57yearsago4]

Stop trying to get likes and be famous

[@totallyrandom7658]

4:21 Bob: throws boots "oh dear I'm in here now".. His famous last words.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVIN

[@Aylse]

Half-Life 2? more like... Half-Dead 2

[@flourescentbuzzingnoise]

Thats too true Xdd

[@UntitledSpy]

I love it when you guys get to have fun together! Also Mark's reaction to that room at the end was perfect for that situation. XD So good. I miss this!

[@officialtrolliardo7555]

Ayy

[@killerrevenant3515]

ayy

[@Imperial7575]

Ayy

[@antaress9302]

Ayy

[@BlazeInc]

Ayy

[@tobyhammond8509]

Ayyy

[@elm1co]

Everyone: wow the group is back Wade: T_T

[@dipinj.s.]

Earliest ever been, says no views lol

[@noyankeenobrim7308]

18:40 something about this.. puts a smile on my nonexistent face

[@sophiekendel2613]

They should get the entire gang together and play golf again, those were the days.

[@Nortarachanges]

Yeah they were my favorites ^_^

[@fernandolemon9204]

So this is essentially CUBE: The Game, then.

[@loaf5025]

Yeah, I loved that movie, finally someone who knows what this is based off

[@Pepe-yj2js]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a soul: People in the comments: No one: Comment: WhO HaS BeEn A fAn oF JaCk BeFoRe 2019¿

[@NebdyPog]

No-one: Comment: "No-one: Comment: "No-one: WhO's WatChInG iN 2019?!?!¿¡¿¡¡¡¿¿+?""

[@NebdyPog]

@Karina Cat bruh

[@theitalianstallion973]

“You wanna kill another person” Bob-2019

[@Happy_Cheeto661]

8:09 what my parents see me doing after they come back from shopping

[@mybabe2931]

"Mr. Sevenfold would beg to differ" 😂

[@jakesnake6122]

Who els here wants to know where toss boy came from

[@Daniellepire]

Animal crossing

[@Dreadguard]

I read the description of the video in my head, and it came out sounding exactly like you. I watch your videos to much, and by this point, i cant stop hearing your voice as i type this

[@ks1gaming932]

Who actually remembers Jack playing this game

[@ashlymay1571]

R

[@NakaJhon]

'THE CUBE GAME' Ladies and gentleman

[@djsnowdogs]

Toss boy just brings soo many memories 😄

[@SladesGirl]

"This room's safe" *SHINK* Well to be fair he did have the luck of the Irish

[@ghosthoochie4063]

“Sooo...don’t challenge me” -Mood

[@NakaJhon]

When I see you guys playing together it DOUBLE MY HAPPINESS!

[@unsuitablewolfy8842]

When I see jack post my finger is like: I AM SPEED

[@fletcherfletcher1988]

Hey Jack you should watch this video called for the crown in part 1 please do reaction to it

[@fluuboi2839]

good to see this content again

[@TsukiMaho]

"this thing doesn't kill you *a second later* *bombs explode* Jack: JESUS

[@itznordak]

I've never been here in less than a minute 😁

[@TheLonelySkeleton]

11:33 K N O W LE D G E

[@princessfoxyx847]

💚💚

[@nicolewhutt]

“Death is everywhere” -Sean 2019

[@thelittleuglycaterpillar2061]

OMIGOSH ALL THE VIDEOES WITH THE OLD GANG I MISSED THIS SO MUUUUUCH i think yall can read my mind i was just telling my sister how much i wish yall would come back!!!!! Jacks a mind reader!!!!

[@thatoneguy9582]

The Little Ugly Caterpillar *cries in Wade*

[@thelittleuglycaterpillar2061]

@@thatoneguy9582 lol i was just thinking poor wade XD

[@someguy394]

"4 minutes ago" Wait... I'm early!

[@lokee800]

You're 'on time.'

[@yesman7633]

imagine not having jack in ur life but watch one vid and ur addicted that be me

[@yeaveragegamer.2872]

0:30 Me: OMG Gray: ICE SHIELDED

[@bunnylove9207]

"COME JOIN Us iN the HOOoooOoOLe" lmao favorite part

[@mahkus]

The intro lessened my depression

[@chembabe8264]

Love it!

[@zybruh2944]

This is literally the cube in game form

[@emohufflepuff]

I love how the camera just slowly zooms in on the pecs in the beginning 😂

[@Snort70]

* looks at thumbnail * Jack snake

[@shannonpeterson3467]

OMG the best part is the end with Bob using the modulator. Holy crap that was hilarious