I’M SO HOT | Half Dead 2 #2

In case you guys didn’t know... I’m so incredibly hot in this hot hot room of mine...
MY COMFY CLOTHES ► cloakbrand.com/
Wade ► / lordminion777
Bob ► / muyskerm
SUPPORT THE CHANNEL ► kzbin.infojoin
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Check Out My WEBSITE!! ► markiplier.com/
Subscribe Today! ► bit.ly/Markiplier
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Follow my Instagram ► / markiplier
Follow me on Twitter ► / markiplier
Like me on Facebook ► / markiplier
Join us on Reddit! ► / markiplier
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...

[@arry9745]

Bob: Reckless Abandon! Mark: I don't think we should have that much reckless abandon. Bob: *R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*

[@vinayvishnu4313]

I saved u from the devil

[@messyalien5164]

*R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*

[@saladfish5]

_...did I_ *STUTTER?!*

[@SteampunkHorse]

Same

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@messyalien5164 *R E C K L E S S A B A N D O N*

[@thomasdowney4390]

Mark: I'm so hot Bob and Wade: Dying and bleeding Mark's reaction: close up kissing noises

[@Astarust]

Seems accurate

[@czarchx9913]

Me: FULL EMBRACES MARK'S HOTNESS

[@amatanata]

I recorded this on my phone when I originally watched the stream and sent it to my friend with no context. She was.. so... confused.

[@jameswent48]

Did you press your face against the screen when he was doing that?

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@jameswent48 wtf

[@vincentconley9316]

Bob: [gets hit by a cannon, scrapes by with 2 health]] Wade: Hey Bob, I don't have a shoe. Bob: Yeah, yeah. *I have 2 health. We all have problems, Wade.*

[@rowanhaskell3165]

I see you watched the video too.

[@SallySue9725]

Lol XD ya if I were Bob in that situation I wouldn't exactly feel any sympathy for Wade either

[@ponicawilliams4443]

Vincent Conley yup

[@CaedusDeorum]

Read this right as they said that

[@idontlikesand682]

Wow u watched the video

[@angeldevilson]

Did anyone else expected Amy to come in with food and be like, WTF are you doing?

[@MrSwiss6]

I wanted her to say that we all know he is

[@PeppyPerson]

I would love if that happened XD.

[@CaLypSO4456]

Tbh she is prob used to his antics and often disregards his noises and screams. 🤣

[@Guile_The_Exile]

@@craftergamer9058 Noope 🙂

[@MrMeme-lc6dm]

When?

[@vociferouschaos]

"I'm so hot" Are you just realizing this?

[@friendlyneighborhoodasexua410]

Underrated comment.

[@teeter_1253]

@@razormarkz cringe

[@laserwolf6196]

Y’all back off he’s taken

[@vociferouschaos]

@@laserwolf6196 I'm not coming onto him. I'm acknowledging the fact that I'm not blind and can clearly see he's attractive

[@megachega7336]

@@razormarkz that a f*cking tfs reference?

[@jonarhax3388]

Anyone remember Tiny Box Tim? Yeah, he's a mini fridge now

[@patrickstar1955]

He has grown.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Tiny Fridge Fin

[@NamesBondHavingStronk]

Tiny Fridge Tim

[@akiraamamiya8483]

Remember tiny box tim? *pointing at mini fridge* this is him now...feel old yet? xD

[@coolbeans4906]

Mini fridge mark

[@leaguegirlkairi5038]

Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS! Also Mark: Gesturing madly at the fridge in his room xD

[@TrashBunnysChannel]

soon he might be a man who owns 7 sinks, 4 inn the kitchen and 3 in bathroom

[@evanwinger7234]

That’s what my parents do with their mini fridge in their room

[@mystlight1748]

He's a man of Fire And Ice!

[@hopoffmydick9574]

He’s a man with five ovens AND a mini fridge!

[@messyalien5164]

But that's not any normal refrigerator. . . That is a MINI FRIDGE

[@shadywyvern]

He was our Bob and he was die He *unintelligible mumbling* Something in my eye Nanobots in the tainted-Wooaahh For those who wanted to know the lyrics to Mark and Wade's dirge for Bob

[@shego1142]

Shadywyvern nanobots through the taint!

[@kityeeeeeee]

Time stamp?

[@ilovepeoplebro]

@@kityeeeeeee 16:42

[@enginepoweredfun3564]

Bet you won’t see this after 2 years

[@gberondiscord]

@@enginepoweredfun3564 hello there

[@LonelyHeroAnimates]

i love these videos and how enthusiastic he is about his mini fridge

[@raiderguard5777]

Why did i thought that was a sixth oven?

[@lizzycrawford7271]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 im never happy without YOU😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@LonelyHeroAnimates]

@@lizzycrawford7271 yo and glad to see you are in a good mood!

[@razormarkz]

Of course he is, its a MINI fridge that gas FOOD, delicious

[@blobloblob0186]

I have a big fridge in my kitchen...

[@davidbailey8211]

"That's not how boobs or physics works." So, basically anime?

[@bradhensarling9006]

I honestly can't go against that

[@wavybaby3748]

David Bailey I meannnn... he’s not wrong

[@shelbylover1519]

You're absolutely right! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!

[@Schnee7929]

Half Dead best anime

[@dr.arradia9026]

The future is now!!

[@lorc.251]

“Oh, I trust you with my liIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUGGHHH!!” “I DO NOT TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE”

[@SallySue9725]

Anyone else love the part where Mark keeps saying “I trust myself implicitly” while running into random rooms and then he almost immediately finds the area to the next floor lol

[@tbreads7621]

MARK HAS A FRIDGE IN HIS OFFICE He's a man who owns 5 ovens and 2 fridges. Infinity/10.

[@kynwhovagoo3726]

what a legend

[@BrieannaKeogh]

But apparently no AC

[@sphjinx1448]

BrieannaKeogh I think he does. But he can’t turn it on while recording because it’s loud.

[@jameswent48]

Ok captain obvious.

[@CaLypSO4456]

He’s the unstoppable king of Squirrels!!! ..also fnaf lolz

[@iread2174]

Is that a coca cola zero sugar with an added hint of vanilla?? Same great coke taste!

[@mr.ugandanknucles6608]

Coke sponsors mark Jack: they ask you if your fine but you really aren't fine

[@jameslasalle9712]

Of course it is mark would have nothing less

[@zariah_thomas5844]

You forgot the same great coke taste!!

[@iread2174]

@@zariah_thomas5844 Crap

[@jessicascott4675]

Dude I was gonna comment this lmao

[@tinylittlesprout]

Mark: I’m So HoT *Staring into the camera making kissing noises and licking his lips* Me: 0.0

[@weird_ghostix3889]

And that’s why I’m scrolling through the comments

[@PanthersfanK1772]

Like honestly it just made me really uncomfortable lol xD

[@ms.puppy_gacha5808]

I feel violated from that

[@Idk-rm7zp]

@@PanthersfanK1772 Yeah, and being 13 doesn't help...

[@PanthersfanK1772]

@@Idk-rm7zp you have no idea how old i am i could be 25

[@LasagnaQueen]

18:10 While everybody is thirsty around here, here's the best moment; Muychicken.

[@amp8295]

Underrated comment here

[@PanthersfanK1772]

Like honestly as a straight girl the hot moments made me uncomfortable lol

[@LasagnaQueen]

@@PanthersfanK1772 What?

[@messyalien5164]

Also, known in the streets as Little Skerm. *This is a reference to anyone who knows what game it's from*

[@LasagnaQueen]

@@messyalien5164 Y E S

[@michelecalhoun702]

I love when Bob says "Mark" so much he sounds like a chicken!! I also love the chicken with Bob's face on it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@actpianocover6329]

18:10

[@anneflores8144]

THIS is amazing

[@tyrone1561]

This is a mom post

[@edgegaming3381]

Someone get on this meow

[@tyrone1561]

@@edgegaming3381 what the actual fuck

[@spencecents3473]

"This looks like a Mark kinda room" "YoU RiGht! You right. you right. YOU RiGhT!" *the meme survives*

[@Maganac1]

*Leans closer and whispers* you right

[@spencecents3473]

@@Maganac1 Mark's ghost: *"yOu RiGhT"*

[@spencecents3473]

@The Mirror is the Win Condition naruto runs and screams *YOu RiGHT*

[@spencecents3473]

@The Mirror is the Win Condition I have comedy skills beyond belief. I hope....

[@youmakemehappy7]

@The Mirror is the Win Condition tf?

[@SunsetKaiju]

I almost spit out my drink in laughter when Wade opened a door and just stood there staring into the void of lava 12:22

[@HootyFruityOwl]

Mark: I'm so hot Me: I'm so uncomfortable

[@christalize763]

0:14 Is that coke zero. Same great coke taste but now with zero sugar, and does that one have a hint of added vanilla?

[@beluud5870]

Do you have 90 minutes btw??

[@roritheprinceofheck9912]

Thats big brain thinking

[@clarycekoonce586]

Let me introduce you to the one and only Sprite Cranberry

[@calimorales9880]

@@beluud5870 Watch the how did we get here liveshow world tour

[@atreus_universe6986]

Creeper

[@tanishak926]

0:04 was this just a set up to show off your mini fridge mark??

[@Milosstag]

I guess..😅😂

[@sonia.bennett1]

Nooe

[@thisemptyworm4677]

A MAN WITH 5 MINI FRIDGE

[@ashleyporter514]

You know it might very well be

[@forkufines2579]

Yep

[@abbadon2929]

25:36 “Mark you can continue to be hot now” *ad for love gloves* “I’m sO HoT

[@jameswent48]

No one cares.

[@viktoriakelemenic9593]

James went 94 people seemed too🧐

[@enginepoweredfun3564]

Hi I bet you won’t see this after 2 years but I wanted to ask you how’s life goin?

[@lydiamayhew6398]

Mark: I'm so hot Fangirls:TAKE THE SHIRT OFF TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!

[@JLabz]

I think you meant to say *everyone*

[@lydiamayhew6398]

@@JLabz XD even boys?

[@JLabz]

Skye Gacha Yes.

[@lydiamayhew6398]

@@JLabz XD

[@ilikeyacutg874]

I'm a Fan Not A FanGirl... Besides I'm A TomBoy..

[@adamfarnworth8213]

Mark: **drinking coke with zero sugar and a hint of vanilla** Jack: ARE YOU STEALING MY SPONSORSHIP?!

[@randogarbo5670]

Adam Farnworth Do you have 90 minutes?

[@Me-fp4ll]

It would be so funny but at the same time really sad if Mark got a sponsorship before Jack did lol

[@thefrozenflames1658]

MatPat would also be a slight bit angry

[@Whatnoticus]

@@randogarbo5670 Yes. *sits down and waits* I do.

[@adamfarnworth8213]

M e To be fair, yes but no. It would be funny because Jack would probably make an angry video about him raging that Mark go the sponsorship

[@SketchingPandaRen]

Mark: I'm so hot~ * proceeds to do bad sexy poses * Me: You need to chill

[@LightCrib2]

Literally.

[@missbadhairday1426]

You need to calm down *in Taylor Swift voice*

[@abigailmanning1730]

You say chill when he poses next to a fridge

[@xerilaun]

😂😂😂

[@edgegaming3381]

The world can't handle this hotness.

[@AriiAniaismyname]

"Mark you're literally lagging" Bob says as his character is spazzing into the next dimension

[@whateveranimations6616]

24:00 the show when im alone 25:36 the show when mom walks in

[@smeeeeeef]

@LixianTV LIXIAN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN - thank you SO much for the screen flash warning!! I have chronic migraines (status migrainosus) and one of my triggers is bright light, especially sudden ones. That kind of thoughtfulness from other people helps make managing things a little easier. Your edits usually always make me laugh, but this simple little one made me so happy and just thankful for people like you who take people like me into consideration. Seriously, thank you.

[@bluwuboi]

Sierra Davis I also get chronic sensory migraines and Lixian is a blessing

[@thesammieboi8035]

You both look like the type of people to fake something so you can feel special

[@sema1273]

@@thesammieboi8035 People can't comment anything anymore without being 'Called out',Leave people alone,Let them do whatever they please.

[@KbenKR]

I have chronic migraines too but here's the thing... I watched the stream... with no edits... on my phone... at 3 a.m... in complete darkness :)

[@KbenKR]

@@thesammieboi8035 you look like a type of person that has nothing to do all day except trolling in comments and making people feel bad while living in a sad lonely house with no job or family.

[@xrayboomer2140]

Mark: Im so hot🔥. And he wonders why he was in blush blush 😔

[@yazidefirenze]

X studio's 21 true

[@enderpony5678]

1:34 Wade's laugh is the greatest thing I've ever heard

[@sylvertonguephoenix]

It's his revenge for every time someone said "Shuddup WaDE"

[@trickshot646]

16:41 Wade: sings a holsome song for his fallen comrade Mark: makes song about death and having something in his eye

[@galladegamerletsplays]

they were basically singing the same thing and I feel like that makes it better

[@martinsoares1824]

Nobody: Mark, with Careless Whisper playing in the background: i'M sO hOt

[@veenachauhan4136]

Mark: "I'm SO hot" *_Love him or hate him, he is spitting facts_*

[@jockeyfield1954]

mark is a pretty boy, jack has a hot face that isn't a pretty boy's look and felix, he's just felix

[@ihnayacookie6426]

@@jockeyfield1954 I don't like how much I agree with this 😂

[@ajb9150]

no homo

[@The_Firevenus]

@@jockeyfield1954 Felix just Felix until that one time people sees him with abs😂😂👏

[@chickennumgit1055]

@@jockeyfield1954 a Swedish duck whom everyone loves

[@cara_macchi]

23:09 "i'm so hot" aw mark, we know you are

[@ebertingjoshua259]

"It's getting hot in here" Me: so why don't u take of your cloths

[@PetLover1116]

Eberting Joshua WOAH 😳 *markiplier has been banned* Me: “... well shit...”

[@payton_bagel8317]

*cloths*

[@Quarth-tx2ud]

I GREW UP POOR!!! ... takes soda out of high quality mini fridge

[@SilveryGrayWolf]

you can buy those on amazon there only 300 bucks

[@JenIsHungry]

@@SilveryGrayWolf only??? That's half my rent.

[@SallySue9725]

Jakeyard 99 just because he isn’t now doesn’t mean he wasn’t growing up ya know?

[@spartangurl91]

Eyes/Ears: *Enjoying the entertainment* *Mark at 23:09 - 23:25 / 25:38 - 26:08 / 26:55 - 27:00 being sexy: Head: *What is happening? What... What is happening right now*

[@Woopsdiditagain]

I am so sorry that you had to go back and watch this again •-•

[@yourhomesliceishere]

What do you mean? He was being sexy from 0:00 to 27:51

[@kira5781]

@@yourhomesliceishere more sexy than normal

[@leeyuhbeeyuh7076]

Fuck thank u

[@officiallastresort0248]

I couldn't stop laughing. 😂🤣

[@Yadiloveswrasslin]

Mark acknowledging his hotness Also me: YOU RIGHT!!!! 🤣😂♨️🔥

[@smithone1936]

Bob: Mark you're lagging * has world record fastest seizure*

[@sticklarry]

I like how mark is obviously rich enough to buy anything resonable but still tries to flex getting a mini fridge.

[@MotleyNerd]

I mean, I don't blame him. Did you see that glass viewing door? That's a NICE mini fridge lol

[@nicknevco215]

might have gotten it from a store going out of business

[@SStar-Girl]

kaiseropium “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”😂

[@stefanm.734]

Mark forgetting to put up the gameplay screen is just an excuse for Lixian to flex his editing skills.

[@messyalien5164]

Like always, duh!!

[@kissmeinuyashamylove]

“I trusted you” “Don’t - that’s your mistake” yeah accurate

[@burbldokbrandy4703]

I'm watching this video four years later. I hope whoever made this comment oh so long ago has done well through the past years since 2020, the pandemic, and so on🙏

[@veeonidas]

23:07 Ahh Mark : I'm so hot !!! Me : YES !!! Damn hot !!! XD

[@dashinypunnymarsking]

Mark: "that's not how boob physics work" Me, as a female: *looks down and does the same* "actually-" edit: time stamp is about 20:27

[@gooolinus01]

i'm a guy. If i was a female i would do the same, just to be sure...

[@dashinypunnymarsking]

@@gooolinus01 XD

[@Caramika]

linus L oof. It's true though

[@ponicawilliams4443]

linus L possible

[@britneypartridge3357]

Mavors same lol😂

[@rottenglitter9322]

Mark: *opens door* Bob: I trust you implicitly *runs headfirst into room* Bob: *dies*

[@bijiehm3895]

lol I read this as it happened

[@icecreamlovertwt5998]

Me: I wonder what mark has today Mark: I’m so hot I sooo hot I’m sooooooo hot

[@nyLbackwards]

23:13 i really don’t think words can explain how uncomfortable i am-

[@nicolemini2306]

I thought, I was the only one! Those winks! Just NOPE! 🖕

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

I found myself being turned on- I mean what?

[@CrystalRose1111]

TheDetonator42 Ew

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

@@CrystalRose1111 what? It's not like I'm *gay for Markiplier* or anything...😅

[@marinaraman8238]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 I think there some lies there.

[@plagued4ever603]

Remember kids, it’s only a flesh wound. It will heal.

[@smooviejuuvie]

A flesh wound? Your arm’s off!

[@simplesam3519]

"Nugget is getting a little light headed"

[@spencecents3473]

Tis but a scratch

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

"What are r u going to do, BLeED oN Me?

[@zepjr]

WE ARE THE NIGHTS THAT SAY ‘NI’

[@alexanderbrambleton3653]

Bob: Caution is for bi**hes *Also Bob* : Safety, safety, solid, cool cool cool, neat neat neat

[@jonathanwells223]

Alexander Hedrington I guess bob’s a bitch

[@alexanderbrambleton3653]

@@jonathanwells223 lol

[@miraigohansupersaiyan7574]

“I’m so hot” Me: heres an idea bro, turn on your ac. Also me: i can’t stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PetLover1116]

champ-4-good time patroller or stick his head in the mini fridge 🤣

[@carlosmejia1783]

25:37-26:07 *puts phone down and walks away* *Grabs shampoo bottle to pour on face* Mom: WTF ARE YOU DOING!! Me: Washing my eyeballs from what I have just watched

[@l3mxnad3]

Mark: Drinks a zero sugar coca cola with a hint of vanilla. Jack: I'M SWITCHING TO PEPSI!

[@stupidbitch1729]

Before 23:10 Me: Give this man air-conditioning After 23:10 Me: **Screams intensely**

[@mrturtleman7694]

*fangirls have entered the chat*

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I need an adult

[@roognatehbloodedge6203]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 He IS an adult.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@roognatehbloodedge6203 No. No, he is not

[@AmbblyPuff]

I had to make that a GIF moment 😏

[@leiwah6774]

1:49 the forbidden frame

[@Sunny-ci9zf]

Thank you markiplier for making me laugh every time I’m down/sad. I was crying because of family issues and I just searched you up and I laughed because of you funny humor. I’m grateful this world has someone like you that could make anyone laugh and make anyone’s day. Thank you

[@kayhaven4710]

Sunny I know this is nine months old, but I hope things are better now. I too, have a toxic family, and sometimes it gets to be too much.

[@broken_clay5013]

Is that the Coke Zero sugar, the same great coke taste now with a hint of added vanilla?! Do you have 90 minutes?

[@pmrynex3056]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@trinf5511]

gamernostalgia Damn I was going to comment that welp big brains think alike so 𝗕 𝗶 𝗴 𝗕 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗻!

[@tylercobb2389]

I only have 89 minutes sorry

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

JACK: PLAYING MINECRAFT PEWDS: PLAYING MINECRAFT 1 TO GO MARK: *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY*

[@IndigoWolfTail]

Markiplier was already doing Minecraft videos before it was the "new" cool thing to do.

[@spencecents3473]

@@IndigoWolfTail yOu RiGhT

[@Husitka]

@@IndigoWolfTail: I love that Mark does his own thing and doesn't usually play something just because a lot of other people do.

[@Stweetew]

My god ypu bringing back the memory

[@RileyIsntDead]

Mark could make another drunk Minecraft episode. You know, just one though.

[@iss9313]

Mark: "I'm so hot..." Me: "Damn Mark-"

[@anyahtsutanagi1655]

Mark: that's not how boobs or physics work *stares at them intensely" Me: Yeah, cause YOU WOULD NOW MARK XD

[@noemied.a3422]

The soda : Coca cola zero with vanilla Every JSE fans watching this : **WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL**

[@minecraftegg3607]

I miss Jack saying that every 5 seconds

[@dragonsrmetalaf9620]

I was just thinking that

[@alyhamdy4850]

Sees markiplier drinking cocacola me : zero sugar with a hint* of vanila Me: where is jack?

[@bestcookie5109]

Hint of vanilla not mint

[@alyhamdy4850]

@@bestcookie5109 sorry

[@semicompetent6581]

Aly Hamdy Its ok, don't worry

[@bestcookie5109]

@@alyhamdy4850 ya don't worry. It was just bothering me and wanted to let you know

[@derpydinosaur8449]

*jack yelling in the backround getting louder* IS THAT COKE COLA ZERO SUGAR WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA?! GIVE ME SPONSORSHIP!! *tackles mark* now thats how it should've happened XD

[@Pandionish]

Bob saying "Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark" and the chicken graphic is my new favorite thing.

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Mark : I'm so hot. Me : *giggling like a Giggliplier*

[@GalSal]

Bobs laugh is just the best in these games! Coupled with Wades random screaming and Marks...antics...I’m entertained. 🙌🏻

[@melodybishop6279]

He’s sooo hot~! Lol

[@buggyman7006]

he's too HOT hot DAMN call the police and a fireman markimoo is hell incarnate confirmed

[@Maxax16]

I love that pfp xd hyped for s4

[@schuychu]

Max Same!

[@pyroasura3266]

0:14 Jacksepticeye: Is that the same great coke tast but zero sugar, now with a hint of added vanilla!!??😍🙆‍♀️

[@calexxelac2457]

When Mark started doing the weird warm sexy poses I was actively licking the cheese off of a flaming hot Cheeto puff.

[@jassneycoffman9523]

Nice

[@PetLover1116]

Caleb Efken now I need mind bleach EVEN MORE!!!

[@kayhaven4710]

CalexXelac I was actively rubbing one out but that’s beside the point.

[@Deltaram_]

@@kayhaven4710AYO📸🤨

[@getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704]

Mark:"guess how far I went to get my drink" Wade:"what 3 feet" Mark:"my mini fridge" Both friends : *so shocked* Mark:MHHMMMMMMM

[@DefiantPunk0810]

I was the same way when I got my mini fridge. That attitude comes bundled with them.

[@getoutmyroommomimplayingmi6704]

@@DefiantPunk0810 😂😂 I had a friend who had a mini fridge she named it tiny and it was her baby 😂😂

[@uafgames9061]

Man, Mark, no wonder you were put in a dating game.

[@Glitchy98]

26:04 Me: Mark please stop I'm feeling severally uncomfortable *face turning red* Mark:I'm so....warm....*CRACK* Me: "RIP Chamberose 1998-2019 died of laughter"

[@averythecat1998]

Same birth year club Also same

[@maca501]

23:13 *Careless Whisper comes up* My brain: Im never gonna slash again. Laurie, see you are my victim xD

[@sorenmine7765]

"i went to my mini-fridge." Weird flex but okay.

[@rykerjeffery9224]

Sorenmine I think this was a running joke for years that one day he would get one and now he does. I don’t know for sure tho

[@tahitinova546]

"Alright Mark, I f***ing trust you with my li-AAGH!!" Lmao 😂

[@0verloaded]

I would like, but it'd mess up the 123 count

[@tahitinova546]

@@0verloaded

[@ssjdaley]

Watching this with the subtitles on makes it so much better.

[@monsters691]

The video starts with Mark getting a Coke from his mini-fridge and I'm already laughing that's how you know he's good

[@jaycruz1]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Mark: Im so hot... Me expecting normal gameplay: Nice..?

[@rutsikio-4844]

👁👄👁

[@kharasoul7274]

NEVER expect a Normal let’s play when your watching Markiplier 😂

[@jadeseaaa]

Kayla Horn beat me to it 😂

[@kyribetter]

Kayla Horn what time of video?

[@xxxconfusedidiotxxx]

I really wanted Amy to walk in on that XD

[@russellhowell4560]

Yes Mark we know how hot you are

[@Sulfur67]

I love how Lixian edited this one. The Bob chicken had me laughing so hard.

[@electricanimations6183]

Wade: What do you mean it's an anticlimactic win? Wade won, stop with the anticlimactic bullshit. Mark: It was pretty anticlimactic.. Wade: It was very climactic! Mark: *I climaxed*

[@Misshowzat]

Mark: I'm not a masochist guys Also Mark: Ooh chains

[@isabellawang5203]

25:37 This is what I expected from that online dating game with the animals

[@rutsikio-4844]

👁👄👁

[@miraigohansupersaiyan7574]

18:12 chicken bob suddenly makes a wild appearance

[@artisticcrystallight459]

Mark: I'm sooo hooot~ Me:*chokes trying not to laugh*

[@guyvanarsdall7686]

23:14: Mark makes out with himself as "Careless Whisper" plays in the background.

[@DefiantPunk0810]

I'm so glad to find another person who knows where that is originally from.

[@HunterPanoch]

I appreciate that Lix always puts the flashing light warnings, it may be small to a lot of people but it's super important for others! Love u Lixian 💙

[@ellaking9953]

4:26 "mY aNkLeS!" LMFAO

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I love how proud and excited Mark seems about his mini-fridge XD

[@jupiter9132]

Mark: *donates and raises thousands for charities* Also Mark: *brags about his mini-fridge to his friends*

[@xXxXOwOXxXx]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@bobbyboi8813]

Millions actually

[@theshortone4295]

Mark~flirts Me~ IM BEING ATTACKED

[@frenchbaguette858]

Mark: I'M SO HOT AND SO WARM Me: My parents are questioning me because of this

[@jackfoster4935]

That mini fridge bit gives MASSIVE “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!” Energy.

[@brittneypopovitch8279]

Lol mark is funny as hell plus still adorable even when he's trying to be sarcasticly seductive....

[@kakooshhotaco9894]

Why What if Amy just walked in lmao

[@private755]

Wilford NO I think you underestimate their relationship lol

[@kakooshhotaco9894]

Rikachoo lmao yeah I guess.

[@justsomegenzboi2388]

Sounds like fun

[@alibaba547]

25:40: When your a 30 year old virgin

[@Anna-6557]

I wish they would’ve started singing “country roadsssss take me homeeee to the placeeeee I belonggggg” when they were singing bob off to his death😂

[@takiyabraswell464]

The thought of Lixian editing Mark’s “hotness” gives me LIFE

[@kaylewolf]

MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MORK MARK MARK MARK MORK MARK MORK MARK XD chicken bob lmao how does he say mark so fast without slipping up? such a fun series

[@deviantsemicolon618]

Kayleigh Haines “YES BOB? WHAT COULD IT BE? WHAT IS THE URGENCY?”

[@Menma-Abyss]

26:05 me trying to look nice

[@Alluska]

23:29 He was even too much for hell 😂