Mark Normand vs. Guy Fieri | Tuesdays With Stories

[@YetiVlogs]

"I thought Pulled Pork was Ham." - Joe 'Weird Sheltered Man Child' List. Sarah is a bloody saint taking in this lost little street urchin.

[@BrickTop06]

Its mind blowing. Too much time on Pearl Jam and tennis. Not enough on Theo (!) or pulled pork.

[@DanielFinton]

More like street no chin

[@Nerflover10097]

@@BrickTop06 My brother saw Pearl Jam in Vancouver recently and he said he figured out why Joe sees them back to back they are really good performers

[@pressrepeat2000]

It’s incredible that he has a kid now. His mental age is still like 13yo!

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Saying “bless you” to a fart is one of the funnier things I’ve heard as of late

[@wakenow1]

Wow, that was a lot more funny than it got credit for. It went unacknowledged for the most part lol.

[@c.m.bigler]

I'm saying this without a shred of humor intended, but that's a completely normal exchange of bodily dialogue in the household I grew up in.

[@GooTubeCensors]

May I suggest a gesundheit?

[@mike20855]

​@@c.m.bigler mine too

[@McShag420]

I love that these guys basically admit Chappelle isn't even doing standup anymore.

[@ryancusimano5892]

At least someone is admitting it

[@jasont9045]

I went on a 17 hr train ride and these queefs kept me alive

[@yaserkhalid4867]

Damn where was this train ride heading?

[@jasont9045]

@@yaserkhalid4867 you don’t wanna know my friend

[@gtube1477]

@@jasont9045Omsk?

[@corbenwatts9375]

Joe discovering pulled pork at his age is amazing. Wait till he tastes the exotic joys of a Rueben in about 12 years

[@WHDRWN]

Has anybody heard of this buttermilk fried chicken stuff, it's amazing with chipotle mayo

[@GrantLeeEdwards]

Turns out mustard’s pretty good on a burger

[@PDXdevil]

45:14 Mark… Gandhi was shot in the chest three times. He didn’t die from hunger. 😂

[@richardingame]

i just commented the same thing lol

[@kahwigulum]

bloodloss was his only weakness

[@PDXdevil]

@@kahwigulum 🤣🤣😂

[@BazookaTooth707]

​@@kahwigulumand young children*

[@markketchenjr9335]

She didn’t even Flush ! Best pod in ever !

[@NickKautz]

Mark's commercial reads were extra heinous this time. They gotta filter out the more depraved, obnoxious sponsors.... it's not worth it.

[@HIGHTS]

Saw you 2 at the live pod in LA this weekend! LOVED it. Was hilarious af when Bobby Lee showed up and Whitney was actually funny too

[@wc6046]

"Lou Witzki was there" "...Monica?"

[@JasonJames-qu1jz]

Mark you killed it in Coachella loved every minute of it hope Joe will come to the desert some day if so I'm there COMEDY!!!

[@zpiral112358]

mark not knowing gandhi was assassinated and thinking he died of hunger lol

[@NeilAllesee]

Tuesdays are good.

[@GoodVibesOnly8-]

Can’t decide what I like more -the rapid fire funnies btwn these two -or the eye candy!! Great pod, thank you for doing what you’re doing!😅💞💞💞

[@mjm5081]

It's all calories!

[@aburns89]

After Mark, Joe, Chuck & the butler, that coffee cup stuck in the wallpaper is my favourite thing on the pod!

[@mjm5081]

Just noticed it 😆

[@Sarah-wu2jt]

I rewatched the moment it happened more times than I’m comfortable admitting

[@carlosshoemaker2566]

Good seeing a Tuesgay host the roast!

[@BrickTop06]

That roast ruled. Holds were not barred.

[@pauljoseph8338]

I had to dip out of the roast…sht went so hard, it made ME uncomfortable. Although, NIKKI GLASER killed it. Love her.

[@Wholewhitebabybruh]

I kept thinking the same thing.

[@WKSABINE]

I went to both of your shows in LA. Crushed it boys.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

my husband used to open and close drawers UNDER our bed in the morning at like 6 am! the whole bed would shake, I would wake up. I literally gave this man my giant dresser so he would have more drawers and not wake me up every fckn day

[@hunterriley7002]

When I found out milk wasn't the best thing you could drink I felt so lied to.

[@aaronjensen4015]

Great stuff, thanks.

[@LJBeasy]

Thanks guys!

[@remainparanoid]

I am so gay right now.

[@BloopsnBleeps]

I'm gayer than you

[@williamhaven2532]

Not half as gay as I am

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

A couple of queefs

[@BloopsnBleeps]

Praise Allah, you gay queefs

[@chadmcdougall2536]

Dad,?

[@andreadushanek6470]

Holy Shit! Taxi Driver Uber Sequel would be amazing written by these guys. And clearly we need a Luis J. Gomez psychotic breakdown fight with the driver scene. Please make this.

[@6thouz]

I love this podcast!

[@stanmarsh6746]

Joe eating pulled pork and having his mind blown at the age of 65 is crazy.

[@paulgigante]

Love the Delta Spirit shirt Joe!! Great band!

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

13:08 I LOVE this idea! 44:04 I wish I had that will!

[@jonnygranville281]

How are you 44 mins into the pod 5 mins ago

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

@jonnygranville281 my love for this pod break the space time continuum! . . . . . . (plus the fast forward features helps)

[@blacombe420]

I am 31 and eat like a child so Joes logic of "I never had pulled pork until recently because I don't like ham" cracked me lmaoo

[@georgehall9037]

Pulled pork is the Joe List of BBQ! It’s the most basic!

[@scottallen9556]

The Delta Spirit shirt. Good on ya Joe. Those who know, dig it!

[@stanmarsh6746]

I’VE HAD THE BREAK LIGHT IDEA FOR A FEW YEARS NOW!

[@joeriveracomedy]

Bmw beat you to it. Ages ago.

[@matthewdekker6064]

Cutting up the ticker tape would make sense because you're not gonna need it after it's been used to show the stock info, since things constantly change. And they probably had a shitload of ticker tape at the end of each day, so might as well cut it up and use it as confetti since there's so much of it and it's the perfect material for it.

[@dinguloid]

They did used to actually use ticker tape, it's just confetti nowadays.

[@MrYodeezy]

Saw you in Hollywood on Vine a few nights ago. Great night of comedy!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Mark being like, "people work on Monday?", came off very, "how much can a banana cost, ten dollars?"

[@GrantLutz-b6w]

Stop light the brake lights. Yellow to red. Brilliant Mr. List

[@MookieGee101]

Is that a new cup stuck behind the wallpaper or is this a banked episode that was shown out of order? Either way, I enjoy the mystery of this unintentional Easter egg.

[@azdbuk]

No bacon and ham? That is lunacy.

[@stephenholmgren405]

Lists podcast with Sam Harris was fantastic- Sam has a fast, witty clever sense of humor if you're familiar with his debates. He should do more comedy podcasts 🤣

[@Charliekelly_]

The patreon is blowing my mind!!!

[@CountGremlin]

New Tuesgays and a LoS tease with Mark? Oh hell yeah

[@akwz2448]

Love and appreciation

[@cloudbloom]

Best pod on a Monday night. My father has The Gay™️

[@yin_renaissance]

the best podcast intro of all time

[@thomasmagaha280]

I always thought that brake lights should flash furiously a few times when you slam on the brakes

[@genesweetman7311]

9 on the dot good job!

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Im dying these first few mins already 😂

[@hipxlovex]

omg my husband and I have the same bed making rule!!!

[@kmills116]

"A bag of ducks" sent me

[@mjm5081]

🎶 BURNT ENDS OF COMEDY HEAR - THEM - CALLING - ME!!!

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

I love how excited Mark is to go to Victoria :D

[@bobcabot]

...nice jacket Mark: La Kotz! nothing says I love myself more.

[@danielpaiva5362]

Does anybody know what Pryor special they were talking about?

[@xxsillypsybinxx]

How many episodes does the coffee cup stay up??

[@jonnygranville281]

23

[@chibuikeoffu]

32:16 "He's a big whale of man and really hit the blow hole" 😂😂

[@jeebusabbadon512]

Joe had my idea for car lights, but he missed the u turn signal

[@leospaceman2976]

Love the u turn sig idea

[@leospaceman2976]

Or u-snig for short

[@thedude1316]

How long *will the cup stay there*

[@Nerflover10097]

I remember Mark telling that Fieri story last year and I thought they crossed paths and Guy got offended again 😂

[@richardingame]

Gandhi didn't starve to death Mark, he was shot following a prayer vigil in New Delhi on January 30, 1948

[@mjm5081]

So he COULD'VE been hungry! 🙏

[@AlilStucc]

Lol another great show

[@Red_Twizzler]

Monday night RAW

[@tmacfan824]

Joe. I love you. This is an intervention. You can't kiss Karen Feehan

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Agree. Joe's marriage is in danger hanging out with Karen My Vagina is Medically Too Tight Feehan.

[@mjm5081]

Not without having to make a doctors appointment soon there after! 🙏

[@token_robot3030]

Hell yeah, shout out two brothers BBQ!

[@danielita5056]

Kismet! They're out of brisket!

[@Castey122]

new peeve unlocked "is that right?"

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

Joe, the graduated brake lights and acceleration lights are great ideas! My father's gay. PS-- C'mon, guys, enough with the amplified farts. Are we adolescents? But I have no problem with the dark jokes. Keep 'em coming!

[@iseeredppl]

Joe, 6700 steps are not much 😂

[@c.m.bigler]

Man I gotta check out this "Funbearable" podca... 🦋 ...oooh look!...a butterfly!

[@craiggodwin6295]

New Seinfeld movie is a snore fest.

[@GLo1991]

Sucks so hard

[@Norvillescoobs]

@@GLo1991that’s y the original tittle was yamama

[@GLo1991]

@@Norvillescoobs so true good one

[@ernestboetz7320]

Damn, is it really bad? I had such high hopes.

[@B-RaDD]

Uhhhh idk....... We'll see

[@willingtooppose7919]

13:36 Hey Mark ! Tell Joe he can buy a CB radio and install a speaker for the PA system ?

[@johnpaulthegrim]

Me and my dad gaying it up to 1000 today

[@Slyons89]

Joe - the brake lights thing exists in Europe! They have brake lights that flash when the driver is braking hard. It's actually illegal to have this in the US because of some archaic car laws. Hopefully it will change.

[@Lepocoloco]

I like how you don’t change no matter what. The wallpaper and the adds keeps me coming back for more to see if they changed.

[@TheDirtyBucket]

Love these two queefs

[@mjm5081]

You would! Ah hell, so do I!!!

[@Bishr2038]

I wish someone makes a compilation video of every time Joe does an Asian impression

[@mjm5081]

Oh it's out there!

[@Bishr2038]

@@mjm5081 share it please cuz I can't see Peter

[@yin_renaissance]

Make it your special Joe!

[@alecbaldwin9671]

The whos who of who cares is gold

[@ajordy45]

Joe, when I was younger I had a wart directly on the middle of the bottom of my foot. Hurt like hell but I finally had it removed. They cut it out and then freezed and carterized it. Removal sucked but it was done and over with once it was removed and the crater in my foot healed. Get it removed ya queef

[@nickcarne9145]

A Dj Lou shout out 🤘👍👍👍crackle crackle

[@evinalarlla9896]

Joes brake idea is genius

[@memoryboy]

I'm a relatively new fan, any theories why Mark and Joe have a very similar speech cadence?

[@crakhaed]

Idk for him specifically but you often start imitating how the people around you talk without realizing it once you're around them long enough

[@aberwood]

Who cares

[@JustAnoth3rHuman]

They both love Seinfeld & have gay fathers.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

"...because they are in love..." to the tune of Papa Don't Preach.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Same reason Matt and Shane sound alike: best friends who talk all the time.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I love you, guys

[@benh266]

They made that disgruntled uber driver movie recently, stars jim gaffigan.. American Dreamer... Wasnt bad

[@kennethrudibaugh]

23:05 here to tell you that Muay Thai fighters don’t use crane kicks Joe 😂

[@DeeWhy618]

Joe list just figured out jay larsen's "severity brake lights"! Its all pipes!!

[@NickKautz]

The sooner you get to a red light , the sooner it registers someone is waiting, the sooner it turns green. So you're actually doing everyone behind you a favor. In some cases , if you recognize the timing of the light , you can get to the red before you miss your chance in the cycle and have to wait 3 years. All this only applies if nobody else is waiting at the light in your direction already. And most people that speed up to red lights have no idea what I'm talking about.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Librarian named, ‘Cone’. 😂😂😂

[@mickeyabbot5851]

We used duct tape for the plantar warts back in the day and the root works its way to the surface for some reason. It stinks like all hell but it works

[@TDX3000]

Fuckin disgusting 🤢 🤮

[@karlspek5812]

What about an early sunday show for uncle dale?

[@Larry-o2x]

Your wallpaper is coming down!!!!

[@DesignRhythm]

My wallet's gone!!!

[@thetroothhurtz]

How can your ads POSSIBLY be this low quality LOL

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

You know you’re huge when people bitch about the ads.😂

[@YetiVlogs]

This is the only podcast where you get to hear your ad with complimentary traffic backing sounds. We are so lucky.

[@jackbennett6928]

I prefer it cause when im in the car and the ads come on i know when the audio quality gets better i can stop skipping through

[@YetiVlogs]

@@jackbennett6928 Now THAT is creative problem solving. haha

[@eltondunlap5232]

Check out Adam friedland show for some low quality adds🤌🏻

[@tripp_2124]

Hopefully, Mark didn't use Raycon earbuds to record that ad.

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

Ive been intermittent fasting (16/8) for a year and a half and its wild how life changes when you just instill that little bit of discipline in your daily routine how much better you feel.

[@jonnygranville281]

Chrissy Chaos? Is that you?

[@aberwood]

Boooo no one cares about your diet queefbag

[@sethgsf4120]

You can eat for 8 hours a day or 16 ?

[@joelm6631]

I been smokin a ton of grass myself

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

@@sethgsf4120 8 hour eating window, 16 hours fasting.

[@Thetimpson]

A library cop named Bookman.

[@jellyroll59]

Came for the CLASSIC.

[@antoniog3681]

D'Phelia reference at 41:35?

[@joeriveracomedy]

Bmw invented those brakelights years ago. Sorry for not commenting previously.

[@Dust_YourselfOff]

💨 bless you

[@Siggy_Sour]

they'll get the Big Net and come get yah!

[@fakeyawns]

Swearing accidentally in atypical situations is a total bit. Saying "I wanna fucking kill myself at the dentist" is my type of comedy.

[@geetarbube]

Ten and two?! Always nine and three, you queef!

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Man fuck the 5-day work week. You guys are insane with this "you need a Monday."

[@jadong8989]

36:50 Mark was there too 😂