Craziest Date Ever - Abu Znood On A Date

[@MarkHachem]

I know you've been dying to see this! Watch the bloopers at the end, guys! Lemme know what your favourite part was. Also, what was your funniest experience on a date? P.S. Who else loves those "high budget" visual effects huh?

[@miffu_]

*hungry* was my favorite part Never been on a date before

[@skylacsamana3922]

Znood-jitsu was my favorite part+ the bloopers

[@bassel.m2988]

Funniest experience about dates....19 years old and never been on a date😂😂😂

[@sunshinelove1572]

Bloopers were pretty funny! Love the way Abou Znood makes up his own bullshit! I don't think I have had a funniest experience on a date... I had fun dates, good dates and boring ones🤷‍♀️. Thanks for the laughs!

[@MSomai-ix3pe]

Frajalican are best playsists!!

[@zhbader]

NOT EVERY MALE IS MAN AND NOT EVERY FEMALE IS A WOMAN. I like that.

[@AmelDousary1]

My mother used to say that all the time. Totally agree.

[@Socrates458]

I mean...he did teach me a few things. “ZILENCE IN HEAD! ZILENCE IN HAERRRT!”

[@morinobody]

POSITIF SINKIN POSITIF ENERGEE

[@eliassdahu4011]

Hahahahaha

[@mr.cookie8904]

ZDOP THE UNNEZESERY HEART BEAT

[@charbel4090]

came here to laugh... ended up being wiser

[@zorabel8872]

Would say the same thing 😂

[@aymzy1]

والله 😂

[@S20-100]

The chemistry between you both is amazing, and it's in the bloopers they shine!

[@lucaventuri262]

My crush is Lebanese, and we are planning hanging out someday, this video will come in very handy, thank you Abu Znood B)!

[@fahadredalfailchawy9471]

You should be confident that's how you turn any women on

[@gabrielherera2110]

If you need anything ask me ,and i will tell it to you in lebanese ,don't google translate it ,because it will translate it to arabic not lebanese

[@robenkhoury7079]

@@gabrielherera2110 truee. also yess revolution 👍👍👍❤️❤️🇱🇧🇱🇧

[@FransceneJK98]

Girl the best person you can date is Lebanese 😍

[@xyhc-cnc]

Abu Znood was on time?? Also dating his interviewer now hmmm the interviewer who’s special enough to make him smile 10:36 I didn’t believe Abu Znood lives beyond dimensions at first, until he broke the 4th wall!

[@abdulazizsiyad]

Hachem, you are funny and respectable homosapian.

[@mohamadiskandarani3705]

I'm glad to see other lebanese dudes actually understand this and express it so poetically. I always thought I was an outlier but with Mark.. I am not alone!

[@nefrex5009]

They will fall deep in the ashes and then rise in glory He talking about our sawra💪😍 🇱🇧

[@hamzaabou4821]

Phoenix legend

[@soniarai7215]

Good job Mark and Rita....the bloopers at the end are the funniest😊

[@TravelBehesht]

Compliments are better when you yell them! 🤣🤣♥️♥️

[@dianagamez76]

This girl could read through the BS quick! I enjoyed her intelligent observations and funny as hell whit! I would like to see more videos with her in it.

[@silviag3798]

I half-expected Nico to appear when they started with the Japanese. Anyway, Abu Znood's lion might be my new favorite character. More with Simba, please 🤣

[@Lina.honey1]

I love this! 😂 it was so entertaining I couldn’t pick a favorite part 😄 I laughed all the way through. I love the combination of wisdom and comedy in this. Very creative and unique 👏🏻 thank you Mark & Rita! Very well done 👍🏻

[@MarquePierreSondergaard]

⬆ Exactly what he said!

[@hannahbanana2557]

Might I say she is very beautiful woman! 🙏🏻👌🏻Great video as well mark. Never fail to bring the laughs

[@soniarai7215]

"Znood-jitsu" 😁😂

[@angelan454]

Wow, loved everything about it. Laughed from beginning to end. I wondered how you guys kept a straight face, until I saw the bloopers.🤣🤣 Amazing work!

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Is it just me, or is Abu Znood legit charming AF? XD

[@Ammatullah-j6u]

Lol no im with you

[@shazbugsy4959]

Sat here laughing literally out loud on my own, getting strange looks

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

'You're beautiful!' >:( The most passive aggressive compliment. Cute to be honest, but I don't know how would I feel about it if it was me being shouted at xD

[@amraomerovic8321]

Playing with glasses, she was so happy doing that, such a nice thing to see...

[@c3p034]

I loved this date! Looks like Abu Znood met his match lol. :D

[@zorabel8872]

Wherever you're in the world some people make you feel like home ❤ Just like you Abu Znood ! Thank you for happiness you brought to me 🙏

[@FransceneJK98]

“Man is title you earn”-Abu Znood Yessssss!!! Absolutely correct!!! So wise!!!

[@jusjeany]

The lion strolling by after bragging about those "unbelievable" life accomplishments...Lol...two syllables for one syllable words: hear-dt...war..dm....hahah...Abu Znood lard-ger than life!!!

[@jayfgaming5398]

Plz do abu znood In a wedding

[@jadfarhat804]

The beast of the middle east strikes again 🤣🤣🤣

[@annemetassan3108]

i cant stop laughing...when he says hungry...😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nasserfirelordarts6574]

Ahhhh, za beast of za midal easet I will show you ZA WARUDO!!!!

[@yuefei8711]

Nasser FireLord Arts is that a jojo reference?

[@nasserfirelordarts6574]

@mario on a cross What? Are you being racist to Arabs? Or are you asking me if I'm an Arab (I am)... Or did you simply not get the reference (ZA WARUDO) is a joke from a series called JOJO's Bizzare Adventure... PS: if you ARE being racist, I hope you get a functional brain soon, lmao

[@omarwalwan]

"How is your lion btw?" *Loin proceeds to roar, terrify and hunt people* 😂

[@MandaLynn8]

Still cracking up. Love Rita!

[@MrMeeseeks99019]

11:34 guys believe me my father sneezes the same way he did there..(Arabian too). . It made me Instently remember him 😭

[@Greg07623]

Abu Znood arrives precisely when he means to!🤣😂

[@jdbird1989]

That's gonna be my explanation next time someone ask my why I'm always speaking in third person.👍🏾💕😊

[@ahmed38247]

oh yeah that was a hella cool explanation

[@rayati2284]

Abu Znood's views seriously wrecked my partner expectations.

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Right?!

[@thinkdifferent3194]

I loved the part that this video is 13 minutes not only 5 minutes 😂😂😂😍😍😍😍thanks for the videos

[@mursalnavid5213]

This video basically sums up the love these two people feel for each other.

[@a.jhakami5259]

I love your videos and you have dedicated me to learn a 3rd language

[@CameliaTunea]

You guys have such an amazing chemistry 😁

[@1Atobe]

ZNOOD JITSUUU 😂

[@sophiehanna2069]

Subscribed for Mark stayed for Rita... more Rita skits please and thank you

[@yousefyaish5930]

I hope The bloopers part will be in every single video🙌🏼

[@slimslim5767]

Best couple out here !! Wallah Love the content!✊🏼🇱🇧

[@jeanhelou1711]

Keep it up man love it !!!!

[@larasita11]

"ZnoodJitsu" Ahahahahaaaaaa 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@OrderMeetsChaos]

Znoodjitsu🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

[@lavastar7701]

Best budding in the wor-rold , your are coming wiz me to solve the broblem

[@anamarijavusic9944]

I knew this vid is gonna be this! 😅 Bloopers are the best though 😂

[@aldo6532]

Favourite quote: "tFEH"

[@TheWahWahxD]

I want to be like Abu Znood when I grow up :´) #idol

[@YOYOLOLO]

I love how Rita gradually turns on Abu Znood

[@alarabi98]

"MIDDLE ERZ" MY SIDES

[@manjotrai5288]

He isn't a chad and neither is he an alpha, he is an uber-chad .

[@akasir3793]

صراحة ما اتوقعت انو راح يكون مضحك لهالدرجة

[@lilq-tip8547]

Umm “they will fall deep in ashes and rise up” did he just predict the futer

[@sarahal-turk6816]

Simba.. Araf!😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunitachaudry390]

No one said bless you, so I will say "Bless You"

[@GreatestXchange]

Favorite Abu Znood yet! Yallah!

[@yusseftalbi2102]

They do tfeh, we do TFOUUUUUUUU😂😂😅

[@mewrandompew]

حنا نديرو خغخغخغخغخغخغخغعققتتتتتتتفففووووووو

[@yusseftalbi2102]

mou mou HHHHHH

[@mewrandompew]

🇩🇿😎✌️💪💪💪

[@Haqqsterdam]

Tazzzzz tfeh like . Tfuuu is better

[@charbelabikhalil399]

Ahla mark tahie men lebnen hbb albe❤️❤️🇱🇧🇱🇧

[@yosifbaiee6902]

This is by far the funniest video you posted

[@joeatallah4309]

I'M DEAD😂😂😂

[@darcthenightwitch]

Dude she loves meghle! marry her tomorrow! don't even have a doubt or a second guess! just go and marry her! She is definitely a keeper :P

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

At least I have a cool trick on wine glasses for a date.

[@zeesa9134]

Lovely, i enjoyed watching it

[@ibrahimdsy1477]

Nice brozer, keep spreading our knowledge wisdom and philosophy, I'd love to see a new series of Znoudjitsu vids by you

[@IzzyD-mn8eq]

Mark you do a good "creepy guy" ! 😂👍

[@SaberToothGary]

I'm late to the Abu Znood Universe... I now have a new hero! Keesak!

[@clauaome25]

I was sure he would get the interviewer. 😏

[@jad_19.]

great green screen edits ;) u iz a beast in za middle east keep up the good work mark much love from our country Lebanon

[@amirz8649]

Hey Mark. I had a boxing trainer in iran, recently He works as a fitness and bodybuilding coach for iran volleyball national team. You remind me of him and it's unbelievable. His name is " Farhad Chizari"..... maybe you have a persian twin brother.... 😁

[@kentexican5844]

You two are silly, and that was fun!

[@reneeazar-seisler3758]

🤣🤣 Loved it!

[@Koshrocreations]

Abu Znood is that kind of man you want to spend 2h in a motel room one night and forget him right after.

[@ammaraz2464]

Bruh Abu Znood is dating his boss, that swag tho

[@ammaraz2464]

Wait did i just get a heart

[@TriciaOliviaa]

This was so funny, but I learned a lot as well ❤️❤️

[@tedadamo5227]

Match of ze century: Abu Znood vs. The Zohan. Let's make it happen.

[@Felix-xt9fg]

‘Its been a great start of the year’ That’s where your wrong buddy.

[@maherfakhoury3314]

YOU GUYS ARE A PERFECT COUPLE!!!!!!!!!1111

[@nadamerchak]

Awesome content!! Very creative and funny content!

[@NaN-uz2jl]

amazing! so funny)

[@XeifXli]

"Znoodjitsu" I cant😂😂

[@GhalRec]

I love Abu Znood's confidence haha this is awesome

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

2:29 Please we need a new emoji that looks like that :) that could mean Araf (disgusting).

[@millicentmwangi6092]

Fantastic content

[@StoriesandSurprises]

Best date ever, please do a part 2 ,"later that night at her doorstep...."

[@elevate5731]

Firust gomment how's my Arab accent

[@Xerxes2528]

As an arab myself there is no rating lower than 0 so I'm gonna create mine:ZOFUR

[@D13-q4q]

3aahahahahaha epiccc

[@liesmies3492]

Why do we want a man like this???? 🤣😅😅💗

[@honeyeuphrates]

When is the second date?

[@fryalsy9665]

Always fun to watch

[@FransceneJK98]

7:08 are they doing the bedroom talk here??? Hahahaahhaahhaha

[@youssofk8094]

Man... So creative

[@daisy1240]

Very intimidating

[@theresewhitelock2399]

They're HERE!! :-D

[@shounashouna6033]

"Thank you for the compliment 😊"

[@joeatallah338]

Aywaaaa !

[@linamouneeb1374]

i loved the last scene in the bloopers when she got surprised 😁

[@SK-yb9cc]

God you're funny Keep them coming

[@SK-yb9cc]

Yeay Abu Znood hearted my comment. Thank you

[@khalidngadi8006]

Watched this before Valentine's, had the best date ever then