WARNING: STILL BRUTAL | Whack The Thief

[@zhanefulp]

The moment you realize that the kid is actually a 5 year old John Wick

[@aisha5156]

That moment when you realize the kid looks older than 5 years old.

[@bellaknightR597]

@@aisha5156 lol ikr he looks like he's 10

[@wahbanger]

@@bellaknightR597 that's cuz he's John Wick

[@bellaknightR597]

@@wahbanger o...kay

[@wahbanger]

@@bellaknightR597 makes him not look like his age

[@briannawayne6400]

Parents: "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" Kid: "You're welcome."

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

goood goood just as i taught you

[@flugvillainous3169]

Lol

[@atotalmistake1238]

Dad:*sniffle *sniffle* I’m so proud of you

[@Omega14343]

**kid gets arrested**

[@soldiersaint6753]

@@Omega14343 self defense and home defense isn't a crime. Stop acting like a guilty life can't be taken. I swear my generation is full of toothless cowards.

[@Darkness-eu1tw]

I love how the robber is constantly yelling "POLICE!!!"

[@jackour8167]

He's calling them to take. Prison is better than being with that little demon

[@a.psylum8179]

I thought he was saying please🤣😅

[@beepyboro]

@NOR MASTURA BT. BAHRON SAKMOR - everytime when the robber interupts him

[@Austique-_-]

U stole that line from jacksepticeye u douche

[@Somespideronline]

@@Austique-_- is it a big deal tho?

[@Yandereboyfriendsarepeak]

Parents walk in: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Small child who has killed millions:you are welcome for this

[@you_are_perfect742]

Dad: I taught you well. 😊

[@momota8067]

Home alone Rated R.

[@devilofdance6223]

Artemis The Geek pretty much

[@atlas42185]

Fuck, I was gonna make that joke

[@emojimovieofficial4953]

Several people are typing

[@juanitacole533]

@@emojimovieofficial4953 ya

[@juanitacole533]

@@atlas42185 maybe you can make a different joke

[@tunkhine3987]

2:13 Markiplier: “this kid might be a little messed up” Me: *a little?*

[@rexjarvis117]

Me: Don't you mean "totally" messed up, this kid is a freaking monster and a murderer lol

[@sivvim]

Not a little *a tiny bit, like tiny as a atom*

[@memine8795]

I think he is past that point

[@xoolif]

"nah is a bit messed up"

[@oddish4352]

Just a bit of a sociopath.

[@vujnovicj]

Thief:*enters in the room* Kid:GET OUT OF MY FRICKING ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

[@buttertea9508]

Lmao

[@Scp--op7ub]

Lol

[@Ihaveagasmask]

And now he will play killing sim

[@spacemarine9144]

Johnny then stabbed the criminal in the chest 37 times

[@lunasoul6200]

Good One Janko Vujnovic

[@Sunny59146]

"Video games don't make people violent!" This kid: Yeah believe what you want

[@fritzy8318]

They don’t but ok.

[@Pootis45]

@@fritzy8318 whoosh

[@Visor31]

@@fritzy8318 I could hear that one flying over his head

[@monkeeyboy0499]

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"

[@simonscar_7857]

"I love the young people"

[@CaLypSO4456]

*the fish surround him angrily*

[@gladtrout4042]

@@CaLypSO4456 that one fish in the back *”my leg!”*

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

"Yes"

[@joshuahughes3377]

​@@gladtrout4042 "Shut up, Fred."

[@digitaal_boog]

Kid: Bites off someone’s ear and caves in their skull with a exercise weight Markiplier: he may be a bit messed up...

[@silaswilbur]

An

[@bluejay3748]

What? You dont bite off people's ears? Do that all the time

[@deanaanderson7953]

Ya think?

[@ashleyspruill4474]

I'm with him

[@scanbbb]

Did you just call a dumbell an excercise weight?

[@kn.57sk__42]

*u PiCkEd ThE wRoNg HoUse fOoL!*

[@waitaminute-113]

The poor man.

[@ugandanweeb5719]

Poor poor man

[@olegozvonchik]

Poor poor poor man

[@dexterisdead6680]

Poor poor poor poor man

[@WillyWarby]

@@dexterisdead6680 poor poor poor poor poor man.....

[@c0zmozys]

i love how the kid innocently says "cmon" while he bludgeons someone with their own flashlight

[@raven4k998]

I wish my parents let me do this as a kid

[@jellycatislife]

Moral of the Story: Don’t be a robber, kids.

[@Stefi.s-Animations._]

What?

[@stwrt1833]

(REDACTED)

[@neuro7594]

Or, there are many ways to kill people, some more efficient than others

[@edgyflame9411]

@@stwrt1833 no the opposite of that

[@getrickrolled8222]

Or dont mess with gamers

[@MultiGodofrock]

Everything is a murder weapon, if you're creative

[@Shidonmytid]

Yes, even pencils

[@MultiGodofrock]

Even a remote

[@connordaniels8424]

And everything is a dildo if you're determined.

[@heheitsE]

Even butt dust

[@desmondng5375]

heheitsE How do you use THAT as a wea- you know what? I don't wanna know.

[@erinhenaghen8354]

Mark: he's just a theif give him a dollar Kid: throws a dollar on his dead body

[@sicksadworld4465]

Fair enough.

[@beaniepanini]

That's fair

[@simplerocketsstuff2531]

Musical Madness And next Friday I on Sunday are on

[@dareethan4159]

@@sicksadworld4465 when?

[@zombie_gamer2122]

When

[@starhello3779]

It has been almost 7 years and coming back to this is amazing And I just realized that Markiplier didn't really change , he stayed the same

[@Four-door-ram]

I am back to🚫🧢

[@borisrusinov3980]

This one has more energy to him, I'd say while the current one has a bit less for understandable reasons

[@Adovock]

Around 3:37 - "I've only gotten 5 of 13! How many more could there be?" 8. There could be 8 more.

[@TmSpeedy0407]

good job sherlock

[@Adovock]

TmSpeedy0407​ thanks. Solved the shit outta that case. 

[@unfiltered577]

No, it was quite elementary, my dear Watson.

[@Adovock]

***** well good job noticing it too before reading comments, mate :)

[@darkwolfdwg7942]

Markiplier 2015

[@TheeMonkeMan]

"Look at his soulless eyes as he played his video games" the media, 2019

[@Kaitri]

More like: the media - always and forever

[@michaelblack5012]

note at 6:04 thats an " ace ventura nature calls " reference

[@j.jonahjameson1281]

Markiplier: How did he learned to kill like that? Boomers: *video games*

[@crazydiabetic8766]

True

[@adamshafeeq8685]

Silence Boomer

[@kittykat5915]

@@crazydiabetic8766 👌*SHUT*

[@sharonmott2888]

What is your pfp? I can’t see it

[@sharonmott2888]

I still want an answer.

[@goodguyedge9898]

damn gregory's backstory is kinda scary

[@jamesg.roddson363]

Imagine Gregory is fighting with that kid

[@rementownestudios]

6:01 AHHHHHH! MY KNEE! MY FAVORITE KNEE! 6:07 ANHHHHH! MY SECOND FAVORITE KNEE!

[@victorygamer713]

Eddsworld

[@bueno6121]

Eddsworld

[@gachamarshmallow9058]

MY LEG!

[@engieboi89therealone19]

Nice

[@beepyboro]

Eddsworld

[@FuzzypFella]

When he electrocuted the guy the only thing I thought was “poor fish”

[@brodamic7052]

Ikr :(

[@dnxx503]

Ikr :(

[@dnxx503]

Also for 7:49

[@themaskedglitch]

Why when people say fish I immediately think of a video game character And yeah tru

[@dnxx503]

@@themaskedglitch what video game character

[@tyguy5229]

Mark: 5/13?!?! How many more could there be?!? Me:8

[@Wizard_Cat]

tyguy522 intellectual, much

[@demitreeandzodiac1008]

Oh god

[@nilimapatil66]

Who cares?

[@juanitacole533]

Tyguy522 who the fuck cares

[@juanitacole533]

Tyguy522 who cares

[@secretblue0290]

5:26 I love Mark's reaction here

[@funni_moksi69]

WTF IS THAT BAL

[@xtoxicxxkitten8875]

Anything that involves being hit in the balls is a definite reaction from Markiplier to occur 😂

[@alisvideosfromwevideo6733]

@@xtoxicxxkitten8875, same here lmfao

[@kisshualas]

Mark: how does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways? Me: tumbler

[@sleepyshark4201]

-Duuuude, I honestly thought the same thing- What?! Tumblr would never teach _anyone_ to be a murderer!!!

[@kisshualas]

XDD

[@themidlyfrustratedinteract4957]

XD

[@arianalingerfeldt889]

XD XD that made my day

[@nepetalejionandadmin514]

The video games Obviously

[@mikewarnke404]

Kevin mcalister, the pre-teen years before jigsaw.

[@coolskeleton-ij3zf]

*WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME*

[@aidancamacho215]

That kid Is playing mortal kombat no doubt

[@jordandill7863]

was there a Mortal Kombat on the first PlayStation?

[@jerryseinfeild8399]

Video games cause violence

[@jerryseinfeild8399]

Jk

[@randomseas4708]

Mortal Kombat Was on consoles since the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo

[@slimey630]

Are you kidding? If anything he's playing manhunt. (Yes I know it was a ps2 title but still)

[@mariannerimando]

I love how the thief was trying to call for help and just shouted police because he was slowly getting killed by a kid XD

[@thegrimrhino9871]

Footage of me when people interrupt me while I’m playing Minecraft

[@juanitacole533]

Same bro

[@heatz_crgo3534]

TheBat CrusadersMotion lol

[@yellowbrossproductions]

"jimmy, stop playing your video game and come downstairs to help me" (pulls out baseball bat) *"UH- NEVERMIND YOU CAN KEEP PLAYING SORRY TO BOTHER YOU"*

[@mew0o000]

TheBat CrusadersMotion yep

[@xyf_blaze8186]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

[@kennabolt9361]

Wow. Kids get hostile when you keep them from no scoping on their Xbox.

[@mildr7]

LMAO

[@DinoWolf123gaming]

Cristian arbona nice profile pic

[@mildr7]

***** thx

[@saenakata3241]

+Kenna Bolt yeah

[@followedpower7921]

+Kenna Bolt NO it's what happens when u make kids stop playing in the miidle of a game

[@JessiBe]

Home Alone: Future Serial killer edition.

[@emma6648]

Yes

[@Ethylovescatsfr]

Sir yes sir yes sir yesir

[@md.tanjilsarwar8831]

This comment was from 9 years ago yet it has replies from 3 or 2 months ago.

[@astra3766]

That’s just Home Alone

[@NerdyPenguin223]

(Horribly and brutally murders thief) (Goes back to playing video games)

[@underscoregavin7]

(laughs)

[@lucianoresendez85]

" he was just trying to steal give him a dollar" -markiplier 2015

[@sicksadworld4465]

This comment is still popular though although it's already 2018.

[@lpskittykat8388]

@@sicksadworld4465 2019 now bro

[@aubergineman4679]

@@lpskittykat8388 Still makes me laugh 😂😂

[@lpskittykat8388]

@@aubergineman4679 lol

[@a.psylum8179]

5:25 The way Mark reacted to what happened killed me XD

[@alisvideosfromwevideo6733]

He hit the nuts out of this burgular

[@alisvideosfromwevideo6733]

Who wouldn’t?

[@stupid2735]

4:24 holy crap when the truck hits him he just flies! You can see him in the other window after he gets hit by that truck

[@RogueShadow11375]

Holy FUCK! How did I not notice that!? In all my years of seeing the video I NEVER noticed that! Not even once!

[@aananepop8851]

Thats a fucking buss

[@stupid2735]

@@aananepop8851 well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse me princess.

[@aananepop8851]

@@stupid2735 😘

[@stupid2735]

@@aananepop8851 😋

[@phobosanomaly5383]

2:53 the fish will not be forgotten

[@canadalynx]

Not his crotch, NOT HIS BUTT! -Markiplier 2015

[@lunaisher3130]

XD

[@bolognaunicorn8565]

I died at that part

[@davidpaige5576]

play. Another one of the. Games

[@friedwater6519]

when your doctor checks your medical exam

[@BradynNewcomer]

Till this day, I will never understand why Mark is wearing a Pilgrim hat in the thumbnail.

[@StardustLegend]

i just noticed that

[@TheCompleteMental]

Thanksgiving

[@TheCompleteMental]

@MrZomBIE16 Well that's all the explanations I have

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

He did an episode talking about American history.

[@kitzia13]

1:56 is my favorite kill because the boy is just like: '*inhale* AAHHHHHH *jumps onto theif* *Casually bites ear off* *throws dumbbell onto head* K. VIDEO GAME TIME!!!"

[@gloriousbeast2548]

Bro pulled a “Mike Tyson on Avander Holyfield” move

[@au_chocolate]

If you didnt watch this when you were a kid then you havent had a childhood

[@clatchpool2767]

"He's just trying to steel, give him a dollar!!!" -Mark Fishbach ~words to live by~

[@cheesiscool335444]

*steal

[@MK18aficionado]

fuck that, some waste of space breaks into my house they're going to receive a bullet to the chest. If they need money they can go get a job.

[@unfiltered577]

You are arrogant for your overdosed pride in partaking in the Air Force and think you deserve nothing more than to be held up and praised. Try being a bit more humble, your giving the military a bad name.

[@clatchpool2767]

uhhhhhh.... I was just quoting a funny part of the video..... I meant no hate what so ever.... And for the steel/steal thing, I'm French canadien, please cut me some slack....

[@MK18aficionado]

Zan Man for saying I'd stop somebody from looting my house? yeah, I'M the bad one in that case. Way to go getting butthurt over my username, just because I'm in the military doesn't mean I have to sit back and not say anything you might not like, take the broomstick out of your ass and stop defending such stupid shit. It really is mind boggling how there is idiots in todays world that get upset over somebody saying they would defend their property from thieves. It's the internet dude calm the fuck down. And another ignorant tumblr idiot joins my blocked list.

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

The secret meaning in this game... Dropkick anyone who stands in your way :)

[@mifil3377]

That's gonna hurt...

[@seahoon1834]

Hi people!😃😊☺️

[@TinoBacela]

Always a great solution

[@seahoon1834]

Hi you

[@blackendrose123]

hey, he broke into the house, deserves everything he gets :P

[@raddish3738]

When I was five a bunch of teenagers came to my daycare for some reason, and taught me how to break someone's arm.

[@summerjones5567]

Lol that happened to me as well, under different circumstances though. Lol

[@deerockcheesevoxslactosein8916]

Kate Mp, I aspire to be those teens...is that bad?

[@heidinunez8235]

Ooooooh! Tell me how to break someones arm! Not that I'm violent, just for errrr...self desense!

[@deerockcheesevoxslactosein8916]

I wish the Intelligence of The breaking of an arm for the same reason!😒👍

[@heidinunez8235]

Dee Sik Yeah! You understand!

[@Thatonebat4]

Fathers:video games cause violence Also fathers when their favorite football team loses 1:56

[@theholytoilet6668]

Did... did Mark just censor the thief being electrocuted? ...Why...?

[@betternamepending7483]

I don’t think he meant to censor it. I’m pretty sure it was a joke

[@melonmartini4232]

Well it was a pretty shit joke

[@juanitacole533]

@@melonmartini4232 dude shut up

[@reeryleighowo969]

A Toilet H

[@itsjustkayy6833]

Yeah he prob didn't want us to see that or maybe it was just a joke just to be funny

[@audenpolanio3977]

Logic The kid shot 3 bullets in the gun even though the double berrel has 2 bullets

[@Cole7777]

Double borrow

[@HoracioCuevas]

Barrel*

[@redacted9551]

Triple barrel?

[@melonmartini4232]

Shotguns don't even take bullets, they take shotgun cartridges

[@scrumdiddily6162]

Melon Martini shells.. shells.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Light Yagami, age 12.

[@chrosalta1791]

Kaim Kirayami probably ryuzaki is in the other room eating cake.Ryuk planned this shit

[@chamele0nday]

AGH DEATH NOTE

[@acorn-meow]

chros alta​ Ryuk is just watching this shit happen eating apples like the classy bitch he is.

[@crazycatsimmer3971]

Kaim Kirayami Even before he found the Death Note, he's still a crazy killing machine, punishing evil doers by killing them with unconventional weapons. Kill 13, I thought he was going to Maka-Chop the guy, didn't expect him to have a rifle in his bookcase

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

***** How would you know?~

[@jocelynndotson7273]

4:19 home alone reference

[@JOODLESTHEDOODLE]

Reel markerpliers ↑ 😱😱😱

[@nerd8388]

​@@JOODLESTHEDOODLE REAL???!!!?!!😱😱😨🤯🤯🤯

[@katshirolover1762]

This game is basically home alone 😂

[@lanecoker6418]

KaTshirolover 17. But more brutal.

[@grasperofbones2763]

Don't forget the fire

[@mischief4258]

This is what home alone would have been like if the kid was completely insane

[@defrgt-m9s]

If it was rated R

[@mrnub7337]

Rated 18 version

[@parkjimin4346]

*parents come home* mom: what the hell happened here? kid: thief. dad: *glances outside and sees dead body of thief* oh.

[@thecornyuni9190]

park jimin just a regular Thursday in the Fiker Miker family

[@convenientlyshapedlamp1997]

Lol

[@chadangeles3856]

park jimin ur joke doesnt matter if u have a pfp of a kpop star

[@samanthanicklas9793]

Lol nice.

[@estebanojedita8994]

It's not mom

[@phantump3439]

"he was just trying to steal give him a dollar!" Kid: I NEED THE DOLLAR FOR VIDEO GAMES

[@Chillguyakasigion]

2:00 Bro got the Mike Tyson treatment😭

[@tasaneemontemayor6698]

6:04 when he went back and forth screaming and pointing at his knees with both hands I was laughing so hard 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alisvideosfromwevideo6733]

@Tasanee Montemayor, same💀

[@ZacharyJR1999]

Ace Ventura Reference

[@khanithecowboy2928]

Mark:or some other issues that you don't want to speak about Me:I pick other

[@dragonriderabens9761]

1:56 kid must have been playing “I am bread” 4:12 🎵chestnuts roasting on an open fire🎶 (I’m NOT sorry)

[@melonmartini4232]

Haha, chest nuts

[@juanitacole533]

@@slushiebrains8600 dude maybe your a lamo

[@semak4206]

@@juanitacole533 ur braings cells r in the negatives its lmaoo meaning laughing my ass off

[@bendoodnath3784]

🙂🙂🙃🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

[@stupidmicrowavedcat]

theory: the kid has horrible anger management issues that he gained from his father, the dude from whack your boss

[@Jalepo]

Mark: "How does this kid know so many ways to kill?!" Karens: "It's the games he's playing! Eh!"

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Who's Karen?

[@mebii3830]

I mean technically this game shows several ways-

[@andriealinsangao613]

There should be a WHACK A KAREN!!!

[@Il_Principessa]

He is one of us columbian super soldiers

[@justincummings5022]

@@Nsodnoajdjksl it's an internet nickname for entitled and obnoxious people. They're the "Let me see your manager!" People

[@moddeddafirst8762]

That moment when a double barreled shotgun shoots 3 bullets without reloading.

[@peppermintthearcticfox]

Could have been an M30 Luftwaffe Drilling shotgun

[@peppermintthearcticfox]

It has a smaller third barrel for a rifle round

[@bobbyfit]

5:00 You get back here right now 😂😂😂

[@etherealkivfx]

i remember playing games like these when i was younger, it was... very wholesome.

[@gabbsiscool]

This is like Home Alone rated R lol

[@nickclark1815]

"We know you're in th AGH!"

[@Deathslayer583]

The vanoss reference is real!!!

[@alexanderlane8888]

But there were no falling boxes

[@Joeph]

Wolfyied MC I see what you did there...huehuehue.

[@killerxrobot16]

whats a vanoss??

[@mllwcrmpmpkn]

i would actually love seeing a comic about this kid

[@irenegirlgamer]

Michelle Jung Ikr

[@ryanpayoran9432]

Michelle Jung me too

[@kristelmaelim5220]

When The Thief Scream It’s The Ignited Foxy Jumpscare Sound Origin

[@isabellpepper4264]

5:57 HE MADE A DODGE BALL REFERENCE DID ANYONE ELSE GET THAT? "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball-!" God that's a great movie

[@thundergaming155]

Luck of the Irish.

[@stu_pot1631]

I noticed lmao

[@tide_shift]

I love that movie

[@juanitacole533]

@@stu_pot1631 bro if anyone's a lamo its you

[@mew0o000]

Who Even Gives a Crap lol thxs for reminding me ima watch it tonight

[@ToasWower494]

i do not know why this popped up at my reccomended page in 2024 but i ain't complaining

[@naki915]

same

[@andyoats]

7:59 Double barrelled shotgun. Fires three times. Not complaining. (At least, I THINK that's what that is... Can't be too sure though...)

[@marsunit4220]

maybe its a TRIPLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!!! 3-3+3+0=3, Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!

[@isaelus1175]

Can't be triple barrel...unless it has an under barrel attachment, a shotgun attachment. ,(O◆O\) [If you played diff cod games...theres different names for them in some games.]

[@markgreen4209]

Triple barreled shotguns DO exist.

[@andyoats]

Jay Swain Sorry, I didn't know about that. But, does it look lie it has three barrels? Since I've never seen one, I can't tell, but I think I can use some of that crazy "common sense" people are always talking about. (By the way, none of this is meant to be sarcastic. Just putting that out there.)

[@jonathontrejo5427]

*Hydra*

[@furyunleash22]

"How does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways?!" Allow me to answer that with one word: Manhunt.

[@gki899]

Best game ever

[@deebs12]

And Hitman.

[@samweinstein895]

Used to play hardcore, tackle Manhunt in the woods... My childhood was better than yours. :P

[@actuallydevin]

Hes playing cod halo and gta on his game

[@peterpetigrow8357]

hes playing Whack The Thief

[@megannhelms5782]

4:12, the thief said to the kid "Hey, you're drunk!" XD XD XD XD

[@inesswadek5986]

Didn't notice that ;w;

[@Guest_roblox-I]

Well he won't have any more kids after that

[@The_legendry-loaf]

Sounds like hey you jerk tbh

[@Mcsponge14]

5:02 he’s afraid to wake up the dad because the dad is the worker from whack you boss

[@OTundraO]

Lol, I love how mildly inconvenienced this kid was by the robber. Kill the robber then back to the video game. Must be a real good game. XD

[@abrahamnovelo3413]

He was playing Whack the Boss.

[@earthboundpanda9705]

Ameno

[@abrahamnovelo3413]

I was referring to the kid. It was... it was a joke. *sigh* That's it. I quit the internet.

[@Shadowkey392]

courtwilliams26 robber: "Hey kid! Gimme all your money!"Kid: *annoyed face* "really?" *sets him on fire*

[@hellasweetjeffbro9825]

Lol either that or Don't Whack Your Teacher

[@ve69]

5:11 Terminator: I'm proud of you kid!!

[@LadyMidnight122]

"He was just trying to steal, just give him a dollar." This made me giggle so much........love your reactions!

[@gametime1756]

8:03 pov: the kill shoot three bullets with a double barrel gun

[@pineapplemelons2140]

He's not messed up he was just playing DOOM.

[@tosankhyllep3963]

**BFG Division Intensifies**

[@Thunderbolt04Studios]

Rip and tear until it is done.

[@justincummings5022]

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

[@Korok1000]

@@tosankhyllep3963 let’s gooo

[@justanotherchannel117]

He bit off his ear... “JANITOR!!!!!!”

[@trinibaby64]

Stop with the kindergarten reference

[@ichmaglarsiroblox668]

Kindergarten ist ein deutsches Wort

[@williamdiamond9051]

He went mike tison on him

[@bostonthecockatiel7818]

fangirl forever kindergarten is awesome

[@mainecaboverdd6159]

VIOLICE

[@dannyram970]

7:56 clearly a reference to i think home alone when he pulls out the gun and the robbor go oh sh*t

[@bellaknightR597]

This whole game is an R rated version of Home Alone

[@absolutelynobody6489]

0:59 fun fact: he would still be conscious for around 7 seconds before he’s dead 🤓

[@AmySay]

This Home Alone reboot is odd, but I like how it's taking a unique direction.

[@gamefails743]

The thief’s screaming sounds like my phone’s amber alert

[@aubergineman4679]

Oh the irony

[@ЧеловекОбычный-ъ7з]

It's more like foxy scream sound from TJOC SM

[@elizabeth5561]

7:53 can we just appreciate how dark souls this robber is?

[@oogaofbooga2624]

nine years and still awesome.

[@markonyeagbako6773]

Seems like I found a game that will keep me nice and relaxed lol

[@niikojo8774]

Markeplier: "How does this kid know how to murder in so many ways!?" Me: "Its not rocket science Mark, its Murder."

[@jaharned1]

+Nii Kojo Well, what he does at the end of every kill tells you how he knows al those ways.

[@niikojo8774]

jaharned1 Hey do not hold videogames responsible for violence you are calling a flame war upon yourself.

[@rosestar1324]

+Nii Kojo Video games are not the cause of violence but they are a way to get informed on possible ways to kill. But books, TV shows, and even talking to someone who know different ways to attack people can also be.

[@L7vanmatre]

+rosestar1324 VERY true m8.

[@PanagiotisPolyzois]

Wow you really need to do more grammar you wrote Markiplier, Markeplier please correct it I can't see this it's worse than seeing the kid killing the thief.

[@Macer23able]

"I used to be a thief, until I took two knives to the knees"

[@LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor]

Actually it was his thighs, but still lethal nonetheless.

[@Macer23able]

Leonard Pryor CLOSE ENOUGH

[@LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor]

Macer23-T Potatoes.

[@dylangreenleaf8690]

"And to the head. It hurt. A lot. I also died. Yet I find the time to say this."

[@moltencrow3275]

Lol isn't that joke from skyrim!

[@marc3las]

Ahh damn...the nostagia of markiplier and the whack your series. Glad I came back

[@subjectdelta4758]

Plot twist: the kid is Michael Myers

[@tavoknaza7086]

Subject Delta ....... That makes wayyyy too much sense.

[@boyscouts83712]

Or Jason Voorhees

[@FaZeRFX]

😱💩

[@FaZeRFX]

Freddy kruger

[@grasperofbones2763]

Oml

[@Bookworm-xf9if]

I have a backstory idea if any one cares. The kid's father is a detective who hides top secret weapons in the safe. Since he seen horrific crime scenes are always after him he taught the kid how to defend himself and told him where he hid his gun. His mother is a doctor who taught the kid where if to shoot for it to be deadly or just an injury and how to tend wounds (just in case) The reason the parents don't hear the commotion is the father is investing a crime since and the mother is treating a patients. They told the kid to stay up (until one of them got home) since there was a lot of recent break ins. They have a third car in case they needed it. Yeah I read a lot and have a great imagination (as I'm told)

[@alicekez7604]

Woah , that's awesome

[@Bookworm-xf9if]

Thank You!

[@beaniepanini]

* pulls off glasses * Holy JAPAN

[@tayharice7733]

Thats AMAZING

[@eef1271]

IrisJames Malfoy I actually did what u said

[@jenio5471]

This is like the anime version of Home Alone but it's too voilent.. Lol😂

[@hatsunemiku8193]

Prince Jimin Lol yes! XD

[@BLANK-sm4dd]

How is this anime?

[@deadchannel231]

More like cartoon version

[@Marscael24]

Not anime

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@Marscael24 anime

[@lackerback]

5:41 mark i dont think this kid wants to hit the ball rn

[@TheCart54321]

7:52 books are for learning 7:56 that is not a book.......

[@Alienzamko]

Cool Dude

[@BlueRyuu246]

HE WAS JUST AN OLD MAN.

[@OfficialBulldozerStudios]

@@BlueRyuu246 **Kid cocks the shotgun.** Kid: "Ask me if I care, bro." Me: ".....NOOOPE." **Pulls a Slenderman and teleports away.**

[@dorianlaurendeau9034]

@@OfficialBulldozerStudios dad?

[@murderingcurve9423]

Lol

[@markiplierSINGSbadly]

Hey guys! Just wanted to comment here to let you all know that you should pay attention to profile pictures and you should DEFINITELY read usernames on KZbin!

[@cosmic3829]

Why? Are you pretending to be Mark again or something?

[@wjdrlehd1]

I blame the people that fall for something as obvious as this.

[@rifqihatta]

If one of you know the creaturehub then you'll find a lot profiles like this

[@CrazyDarcRocker]

This is someone that is supporting Mark and has been working hard to help other people. He has taken a part of Mark's videos, one where mark is singing, and adds music and it makes others smile. This is NOT Mark.. Listen to a video, he does not even sound like him..

[@chef2142]

You should play more whack games

[@liacedeno4382]

"NOT HIS CROTCH!! NOT HIS BUTT!!" ~Markiplier 2015~ I'm dead I'm so dead right now😂😂

[@loki4807]

Probably what the thief was thinking.

[@romansanchez1082]

Hello anyone here in 2024 wow it been 9 years we are getting old

[@metroplier2670]

Kid: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!

[@SkyFanOfAwesomeness]

I can't say this enough. Freaking McDonalds... DON'T PUT AN ADVERTISEMENT BEFORE MARK'S VIDEO. That's just disrespectful, McDonalds. Very disrespectful.

[@ghostslugzzz]

I got no advertisement. : )

[@HeskeyBoy21]

I dont remember getting an advertisement when watching Markiplier videos. A user can turn disable ads too for their channel.

[@Xaviikinz]

No no no no McDonalds, that was rude. And we eat the rude.

[@Rentorock]

It wasn't McDonalds that showed that ad in Mark's video. Ads shown to you are based on what websites you visit. Fatty

[@sdjd3176]

No this time it was a skateboard contest as the ad and guess who lost guess??? The fucking black dude!!! That's racist!!!

[@appabend]

7:10 This is basically a really pissed off Damian Wayne.

[@reginaldwilliams5175]

5:27 Every man’s WORST NIGHTMARE 😫😫😱😱

[@michealjackson3520]

"How does this kid know how to murder people?" The internet.

[@michealjackson3520]

I didn't choose the name because of the famous guy, but I wanted to come up with a random name, so I chose to do a name like that.

[@gaymerbrando]

it does not take much education to kill someone

[@masatsuchiya]

that kid looked like Jeff the killer

[@mattbourne5325]

+Micheal Jackson He must watch too much Happy Tree Friends

[@jaydena4892]

+Jason Bourne agreed happy tree freinds

[@overwhelmedh0m0]

When the kid rips out the piece of the guys neck and then relaxes his face looks like Jeff the killer

[@therian3514]

He bit his ear off

[@joshuamalkin3040]

that's exactly what I thought!!

[@brogamer_haikal6491]

@Atticus_Ratticus I sub it channel

[@beepyboro]

That is Jeff if he was a gamer

[@mothsolotl]

There's only one way to describe the "Whack Your" series: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA? MINE IS BEING CREATIVE!

[@thepittstop]

How do get that idea?

[@RedCanadianPandaGi22]

I just try to think, creatively

[@rosieposie7347]

And now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks.

[@thepittstop]

Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?

[@RedCanadianPandaGi22]

It's just a boring old orange!

[@Pookiebear2424]

I forgot how beautifully brutal these games are