Improv Funny Moments

Little nuggets of comedy! We had some extra REALLY funny scenes from our improv videos that we just had to show you guys. It's a mixture of Change and Whose Line so we hope you enjoy!
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[@static2735]

"Sir, sir... wHAT IS UP MY CRAAANKY CREW?!"

[@brijuice]

Hala Arisona I saw that and I died!

[@PunkRockGenius]

Fucking crying XD

[@skywit5912]

Hala Arisona 1st comment

[@mc.gemstone]

best quote ever XD

[@seriouslywhatdafukareyoudo2845]

when is that?

[@durdleduc8520]

“Greg.” “you’re Greg.” “i’m Greg?” “yeah” *_”Great Scot”_*

[@bangbang_man]

Greg Scott

[@JudyCoxify]

Ree oot

[@SpikeyBagel]

Ee oo

[@thenullifierspowerpack3749]

Egg pot

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

Seg Rot

[@marsthebug5623]

The fact that Bob is like an actual dad during the dress one is just fucking hilarious

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Bob and Wade are a little too good at being a dad and a teenage daughter

[@0gammag0]

He’s been practicing ;)

[@zorrows_tale2]

And to think he’ll be actually doing this soon

[@slendertv3616]

Now he is one

[@cwilson4810]

and now hes just a dad :D

[@pissmannn]

" Sir, sir... uh, *what is up my cranky crew* " Ethan: *visible agony*

[@michaelamoffatt2796]

Bob: “Sir sir what’s up my cranky crew” Ethan: *defeated*

[@H.Daniels044]

That move was super effective!!

[@TheRosegodess]

8:36

[@ghostmason672]

How the fuuuuuuuuuck is it that this has 1000 likes but only 3 comments?

[@jennytutor8082]

Wasted

[@sinlock8432]

Ethan in his mind: why, why you bully me

[@skoobydoofus5997]

Why is Wade so good at being a rebellious teenage girl?

[@madisnturman7493]

because he is a rebellious teenage girl.

[@andreak.999]

the real question is why is bob such a good actor?? also, why is mark so perfect at thrusting??????? (i'm concerned)

[@mrscoles7788]

Iamcoolakid Not a typo NO DONT GO

[@victoriagentry3936]

It is really unnerving

[@mrsdemonpickles2358]

Skooby Doofus I think he's pretty gud too. Bob an Wade at the beginning of the video. it's funny. I actually liked it alot XD

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

“Let’s get this stuff off the ship-“ “Change” “Let’s get these puppies off the boat-“ “Change” “Let’s get drilling-“ “Change” _”I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins”_

[@richardpike8748]

It seems at some point, ya just forget the plot and say whatever comes off the dome because of the pressure lol

[@vanillaicecream6961]

@@richardpike8748 which is what makes improv games like change so goofy

[@haileyy217]

mark: since we're going to die we can do whatever we want *unus annus foreshadowing* 😳

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

Poor Ryan

[@Plixiii]

That's exactly what I thought

[@avianspore2668]

I miss Unus Annus

[@haileyy217]

@@avianspore2668 me too

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Everything’s legal if you’re dead Memento Mori 😔✊

[@May-xw5kt]

"Sir sir uh what is up my Cranky Crew?"- Bob 2017 LMAO I'M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂

[@sadieandbean]

"What's up my craaazzzzzzzzy boys?" -Bob 2016

[@mrbusinesss1]

Foxes & Doves Reborn Nursery what video was that again? XD

[@TheAmazoman]

Extraordinary May where is that moment at?

[@norppaperkio9819]

Extraordinary May sooo.... did you drop any good loot?

[@May-xw5kt]

Kawaii Kpop J W Thanks yeah that's the time it's at 😂😂

[@shawn.spencer]

I dies when Bob kept telling Ethan to change the way he drills the whole so he (Ethan) eventually goes "Yep, that's a whole. It's pre-drilled" 😂😂

[@shawn.spencer]

*died

[@theboomerpride]

Lina *hole

[@shawn.spencer]

TheBoomerPride You're right. Thanks.

[@madeleineprice2280]

Lina *hole

[@thebiggestproblem5035]

It was Mark, not Bob.

[@hutchbesoins7949]

Why does Bob actually sound like a Dad. He got that voice, personality, way of talking and Wade played a beautiful role as a conflicted, rebellious teenager girl. This is such an accurate father and daughter conversation 🤣

[@echotesla9065]

Well... update...

[@thegreathamass9073]

He is a dad now.

[@kayleighwukovich8318]

Foreshadowing

[@KannaKandy]

It was in him all along, he's a dad now

[@mattie6712]

the Bob and Tyler skit in this is SEVERELY underrated, it's so funny

[@richardpike8748]

absolutely. I was wondering if anyone else appreciated it!

[@lightningbepis1]

It is still my favorite after 6 years

[@FHSlipKnot4Ever]

YES. Literally my favorite one they've done.

[@supernovatv9514]

“Once upon time a little boy was ran over by a truck, and THIS FOCKEN GUY KILLED HIS NEIGHBOR!”

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

*Approaches a security guard* What's up my Cranky Crew.

[@yeetlebeetle]

Works everytime

[@bunko_fuck4379]

@Neyla Gonzalez-Pereira change

[@bunko_fuck4379]

@Neyla Gonzalez-Pereira chaaange?

[@bunko_fuck4379]

@Neyla Gonzalez-Pereira *_change_*

[@diabutis]

I got you to 1k likes scrub

[@thepurpledinosaur9384]

Bob: **monotone**: What's up my Cranky Crew? Ethan: **horrified**: NOOOOOOOO NOT MY INTRO!!

[@mastercobragaming8780]

The Purple Dinosaur Bob:" 'Sir, sir.... What's up my Crank Crew?'"

[@d1llon]

How Tyler's Channel Was Born......

[@DJfireant789plus]

Bob: "Sir, sir. Whats up my Cranky Crew?"

[@carinahook8539]

I feel bad for Ethan, He's like the bullied kid in school

[@avaonder1881]

2k likes and 4 replies...

[@mabe4322]

I feel like Mark went to every single improv class they took except the one when they learned the concept of "yes, and". "Have you ever watched the Nutcracker?" "No." "..." "..." "..." "Anyway"

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Second rule of improv: no…….anyway,

[@johnnyshortfor]

The Drawfee rule of “no, but…”

[@stormbringer126]

I believe he was employing the "fuck it" rule

[@EllieCarnahan]

Greg: "Have you not seen the Nutcracker?" Greg: "No" Greg: *Slightly strained* "oH"

[@dobbyhorne2022]

Mark: there for comedic purpose Bob: naturally good at improv Ethan: was just happy to be invited Tyler: trying his best Wade: has only practised his rebellious teen impression

[@MissJade2010]

XD i love the wade one

[@mayochupenjoyer]

bob is literally so funny

[@khorrusvoa]

They’re all really funny here, I think. I especially liked Tyler’s “This looks like YOUR testicle.”

[@lavenderlavender3952]

Ethan rocked this tho

[@Kaunoe]

I feel like they each add there on special touch to it, it’s amazing

[@aeongjin3727]

“Sir what’s up my cranky crew” Sounds like a dad trying to be young

[@kitshion549]

CHANGE

[@scarigamez]

@Cris Angelo D.C sounds like Bob

[@scarigamez]

@Anonymous Person who said what? I didn't hear anything!

[@Ultra-fw4rx]

@@scarigamez CHANGE

[@araya1671]

@@Ultra-fw4rx sounds like grandmother nancy is a horse

[@leahsmith6573]

Bob: "What's up my Cranky Crew?" Ethan: *WASTED*

[@HaleyGetsDistracted]

"i'll take care of security." "sir, sir, uh.. whats up my cranky crew?"

[@D.M.C100]

I died laughing on that... 😂😂😂😂

[@ahmed4363]

@@D.M.C100 everyone did

[@ahmed4363]

8:47 timestamp

[@robynnhoud4001]

His delivery was incredible

[@sarahpoggi384]

11:44 Tyler: Is Greg inside me Mark: Not yet he's not "Turns around" Mark: Nope CHANGE Mark: Yuup

[@Silver5kull]

50 shades of Greg

[@graciewilliams90]

Mork Jacc Felicks and Ether ?

[@inkling457]

@@Silver5kull UNDERRATED COMMENT XD

[@cinnamonroll4773]

@@Silver5kull THIS HAD ME IN TEARS! 🤣🤣🤣

[@melsukiii]

Danny gonzalez Greg

[@wowthatsmynameyuck]

Mark:I always thought you were the hottest girl on this mission but let's not give up yet Ethan: I'm YOUR daughter... Mark: right I stand by my words

[@mapleiplier3461]

I nc e s t

[@bugdoesstuff1944]

@@mapleiplier3461 sweet home Alabama

[@mapleiplier3461]

@@bugdoesstuff1944 im laughing so hard right now thank you💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@bugdoesstuff1944]

@@mapleiplier3461 you're welcome 💖

[@Slashes_To_Ashes]

4:07 Mark: Hey champion hole filler! Me: Wtf? Why XD

[@electricanimations6183]

Tyler: Why is your ball so big? Mark: Ahh, you know *cancer*

[@drewfebruary2099]

1:40 “Frankly, since we’re gonna die anyways we can do whatever the hell we want” this, this was the start of unus annus

[@NoriMori1992]

I love how quickly things escalate in this game. "I'll unload this stuff off of the ship -" "Change." "Let's get all these puppies off the boat -" "Change!" "Let's get drillin'!" "Change." "I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins."

[@priiimmrose]

NoriMori I loved " it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway " " change " " it's like throwing a bear down a canyon " " change " " tUu BIgg! "

[@maggieburns8155]

I LUV U MARK ure not as dumb as u say i luv u i be ur girlfriend AMY does 2

[@kaneroar3718]

NoriMori It got annoying when someone kept saying "change" over and over again 😑😑

[@imdehgoat7031]

NoriMori r

[@marisaagaineses1436]

Muffin Senpai well they kinda have to say it to let the others know when to change their line..

[@peterdaxon8558]

Tyler: is Greg inside me? Mark: not yet he’s not Tyler: *turns slowly Ethan: CHANGE

[@enbyunus]

Thank god eef said that-

[@oldchannel2652]

*EEF

[@robynnhoud4001]

@@enbyunus hi your username is literally just me

[@_illvzn_]

@@enbyunus EEF IS TAKING A PO OP

[@breadboix2158]

Tyler: *turns slowly Mark: nope Ethan:CHANGE Mark:yep

[@NaTeesha85]

"We should get drilling." Me: "Let's get cooking!" **sadness creeps in**

[@oddyoddyoddworld]

Oh..... :(

[@1SKRAAC1D]

No...... :(

[@MaluCLBS]

I was looking for this as soon as they said that. Memento mori.

[@Firewalk368]

19:08 the way bob stands up looking down towards mark is so intimidating

[@mysticknight1494]

RIGHT that's exactly what I said

[@mags7542]

“LETS GET ALL THESE PUPPIES OFF THE BOAT” Change “LETS GET DRILLIN” Change *_”i once murdered an entire pod of dolphins”_*

[@PurpleSaturn726]

Magslikescats5 Change

[@dragongamer4056]

Laughed so hard

[@kingstaze9696]

@@zak4390 Change.

[@kylahudelson279]

@@zak4390 change

[@bitteramour]

Zak change

[@sspxced_8791]

*AND YOU WONDER WHERE FANFICTION COMES FROM*

[@imadoor2205]

Haha so true

[@iib.mp3]

Lmaooo

[@issabellaherrera6102]

Friskly Frisk yes

[@liam_angel_x5355]

Friskly frisk

[@keith.8964]

*Of cooooouurse*

[@saca2250]

14:03 as someone who's done improv I can feel the "oh shit how do I respond" when tyler just says "oh" improv is supper difficult when your partner responds with a simple "yes" or "no" but they make it so funny in this scene xD

[@yuuki_sloth]

why is Bob always so good at being comedic lmao

[@FHSlipKnot4Ever]

The awkward and smart band kids are always the absolute comedy gold of any friend group. They understand the nuance certain jokes need lol.

[@Demon_Lime]

"It's like throwing a hot dog in a hallway" And "It's like throwing a bear in a canyon" Are the best quotes I've ever heard.

[@starlightgaming5216]

Why are we throwing things that could be eaten!?!.....well minus the bear i suppose....meh throw it in the pot too!

[@hogwartsnerd666]

The best part of that is when he just gives up and goes, "that one's too big" 😂

[@eastx4452]

I heard “bear in a CANNON” 🤣

[@amnesiapilot7367]

and just finally everyone cry-laughing at eef giving up and saying "it's to big"

[@boicoi1813]

I read "canyon" as "crayon"

[@fraserbaird3769]

As a Scotsman I can confirm that kilts do indeed have grappling hooks on them, they're right next to the flamethrowers

[@energeticoutlaw9218]

Don't worry. We irish have potato grenades

[@sally675]

@@energeticoutlaw9218 right next to the Guinness guns

[@blabmanblurts9184]

Don't forget the axe!

[@megasquigster]

I knew it

[@jynxezoir370]

and the cupholders

[@ajsinger9020]

1:05 Ethan and Mark 5:37 Bob and Wade 9:14 Mark and Tyler 15:34 Bob and Tyler 18:31 Mark and Bob

[@unofficialblob]

"But have you seen the nutcracker?!" "No" ..... "Oh"

[@spookrie1860]

Bob: "Honey I'll take care of security" *rustles for a line* Bob: "Uhhh, what is up my Cranky Crew?" Ethan: "NO, MY INTRO"

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

*_andddddd scene_*

[@scarf2717]

8:43

[@brodieroberts5946]

That was the best scene ever

[@rebeccamockerman7646]

His heritage, dignity, cabbages, and other heartbreaking Fandom-ic losses! Lol

[@RomeoChessGameVlogs200]

@@mishapenmoonmoth you can say that again

[@thelickinglamp]

Mark: I’m lost in your eyes Tyler: is Greg inside there? Mark: not yet he’s not

[@TheOnlyJManHere]

no yep

[@thelickinglamp]

Holy shit! I’ve never had this many likes before! Thank you so much!

[@ghastdude589]

You have 911 likes

[@yourlocaltherapist8661]

Emilio Eichinger Tark? Lol. Myler sounds better tho

[@Jamie-is5rm]

He actually said "Is Greg inside me." 😂😂 Either way the scene is so funny. 😂😂😂😂💜

[@factor5043]

"i thought i taught my daughter better than to eat other people's sausages" - Mark 2016

[@leahsmith6573]

"Since we're gonna die, we can do whatever we want." *UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS*

[@normalhuman1368]

how do all of these scenes turn out slightly homoerotic

[@cigarette_ahegao]

It’s all gay

[@skykrasher4475]

Mark

[@HkPrima]

Bob

[@hudsongarwood7218]

@@cigarette_ahegao always has been

[@biddleeewho4181]

"Slightly?"

[@amywijnhuis420]

"IM NOT MARRIED" "change" "AAAAA IM ANGRY"

[@tyshco2969]

"change" 🗣

[@enbyunus]

Me and my brian

[@gren4586]

i wanna see the return of blackscrote some day. he's such a well-written villain

[@bynnyn]

Do you mean he's so well-unwritten? Sorry, sorry.

[@conall9415]

Yeah. He's up there with the Snick-Snack.

[@ralek592]

"My dad told me when he died-" "Change" "Before my mother died-" "Change" "My uncle touched me when I was a kid" ~ Markiplier 2017

[@indycarmichael6982]

MC_Spuared Ethan- we can kill kids! Mark-mmmmmmm no

[@ralek592]

:harold:

[@dylanpeppers5271]

Indy Wow I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins

[@bloodassassin_c7413]

out of context this sounds like a highly motivational quote

[@rynbee5261]

Omg while scrolling through the comments mark JUST said that

[@zoeynicholson9930]

Bob and wade as father and daughter is too good

[@stephimooxp4463]

ThatOne RetardedPickle *takes off clothes* CAN I HAVE THE DRESS NOW?

[@nosabo9240]

ThatOne RetardedPickle yep 😂

[@robertholmes3464]

Yeah that one didn't even change.

[@violetbassett1513]

"susan's gonna hear you!" "I dont care what sUsAn thinks" lmao that killed me

[@nbf1004]

3:04 “Let’s get drilling.” *stands back to back as jazzy sax jingle begins to play*

[@piperashley8766]

I'M LITERALLY CRYING I MISS IT ALREADY😂😭

[@dreamcow_5408]

Same here

[@robynyoung333]

ethan: it’s like throwing a hotdog,, down a hallway bob: change! ethan: it’s like... _throwing a bear down a canyon_ bob: _change!_ ethan: *_...that one’s too big._*

[@mirillis6083]

Like you brain HA GOT ELM Waitttttttttttt

[@l0v3ly.c0rps3s]

Mark: When your right your right

[@titanicgaming1148]

YOU RIGHT

[@oliviagabriel3233]

All this time I didn't understand what he said 😅😂

[@maiakromer1747]

“Let’s get drilling.” *stand back to back w crossed arms*

[@thatcrystalpie]

I love how bob and tyler went full new york in 30 seconds

[@iceddork7342]

Mark: *(Opens arm and for hug)* Ethan's Mind: What does he want from me? Does he want a chest bump? Ethan: *(Gives Mark a chest bump)*

[@BubblesZap]

apparently this is Ethan's default mindset, did the same thing back in the gingerbread house vid.

[@cheekongtham7739]

W H E E Z E S*

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@Jkop I remember that!

[@MissJade2010]

Omg ethan would think that

[@zoebrunner6550]

@@BubblesZap Lmao but wasn't it supposed to be for a GIF of him dlcK sUklnG?

[@ezikrasthekobold3789]

Bob:"ive seen him naked, and there's a difference" LMAO

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Bob is the king of comedy

[@yourmom283]

Alabama intensifies

[@enbyunus]

I've said this allowed and needless to say my parents were a little concerned-

[@dragonpsycho1251]

I love how bob and Tyler turned into Italians

[@thespudlord686]

Bob kinda stayed Italian through the video though

[@dakotasilcox8871]

I was literally searching for this comment 😂

[@columbuscupkid2595]

“We don’t wanna come into the first hole” “Hey, champion hole filler” 😂

[@evangeline819]

"as my grandpapy used to tell me, 'i love balls!'" so is jack your grandfather then? XD

[@animeidiot2810]

emotrashcan yap I was just about to say that to!

[@septiplierisnotdead2864]

As u read that mark said it

[@septiplierisnotdead2864]

+Septi Plier i*

[@Samantha-oy9yy]

emotrashcan OMG I JUST REALIZED LOL THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES FROM HIM

[@gracieconroy-hargreaves3956]

lol so true

[@snakebite199]

wade is definitely a teenage girl

[@bugdoesstuff1944]

We been knew

[@adnenkallala5617]

666

[@bugdoesstuff1944]

@@adnenkallala5617 same

[@seb3398]

Flashback to makeup with wade.....

[@user-lx5og3ie2v]

ethan and mark doing the asteroid scene is the foreshadowing of Unnus Annus

[@EaterOfBeholders]

As someone who did Improv in High School, I have to say that this is probably the most accurate representation of what our 2 hour Improv sessions would look like (God I miss my childhood).

[@j.cmahaffey3720]

When all else fails, flirt. Markiplyer has taught me this

[@jw5386]

Marker plyers

[@davidpinette9656]

How many ply? Do you need to markiply them?

[@PJOZeus]

“ *You can jingle my bells* “

[@jacobwoods497]

I can confirm that this works

[@jadynt3740]

Mork ip ler

[@PickleRaito]

11:04 Mark: I'm not married! *change* Mark: AHHHHHHHH I'M ANGRY! *change* Mark: *C O U G H* Grade A improvisation XD

[@scottpacepersonalemail7222]

HE'S GOT THE 'RONA

[@enbyunus]

Let's be honest they're all pretty good.

[@johnflorczyk6823]

I *almost* found this scene as soon as I read this

[@ultramarinescaptain3840]

When in doubt, make a noise.

[@StoppedEmu67]

@@scottpacepersonalemail7222 i don’t think this has ever been funny

[@Sclumsy]

“Sir...sir. Uh...what’s up my cranky crew?” So well delivered 😂😂 I love Bob 😂

[@blankmaker9057]

"Why is your ball so big?" -Tyler 2017

[@bluu787]

"Whats up my cranky crew" *Everyone laughs except Ethan* Mark and Tyler: "Scene... Scene" "NOOO NOT MY INTRO!" XD

[@Ken93Cy]

Mark and Tyler tease poor Ethan about his intro an UNHEALTHY amount of times.... now here's the funny part..... Why the fuck am I finding it (STILL) hilarious?????????

[@allythebean0420]

Ken93Cy I always laugh at it. It's just like pewds making fun of jacks and marks intro, it's always gonna be funny as hell

[@bethereorbesquare_07]

iPanda Gaming Graal I laughed so hard at that part and when Bob and Wade did that scene

[@carneoredchevy2594]

iPanda Gaming Graal TRUE! i laughed so hard

[@dawnsummerstar]

I was laughing harder at Wade pretending to bounce his naked breasts behind Bob's back XD XD XD.

[@staying_silent]

"As my grandpappy used to tell me, I love balls!" -Markiplier 2017 "I love balls!" -Jacksepticeye (every year apart from 2017) Hmm...

[@zelolmanthewhat968]

O M G

[@emilymichellecarpio8314]

Sammy Ward *DUN DUN DUN*!!!

[@somberyu]

Under Dog Do you mean X-files?

[@pastelbeme]

Sammy Ward *GASP*

[@silverspire5821]

*SEPTIPLIER AWAAAAYYYY!!!!*

[@frogking5298]

"It's like throwin a hotdog in a hallway" Change "It's like throwin a bear in a canyon" Change "It's too big"

[@sapherno11]

Oh my lord. Mark wasn't kidding, everything Bob says is comedy Gold. I'd never be able to do humor stuff with him, I'd loose my shit all the time XD

[@miraculousmolly9254]

Ethan's reaction to bob using his intro is the best

[@MinecraftMilkCentral]

Liking for the profile pic

[@smalfira6143]

miraculousmolly it was ADORABLE

[@oliviamyerssecondchannel-d1810]

miraculousmolly NCUIENCUIDWNCMJDWODX H A M I L T O N jcwicnudincuiwncudnwuxn

[@aaah7121]

NOOOOO MY INTROOOOO 😂

[@daisychains4899]

"Is Greg inside me?" "Not yet he's not." *Tyler turns* "Nope" "Change" "Yuuup"

[@ginger.13]

AHH~

[@MoAoP69]

Is it just me or is Bob and Wade's father daughter improv scene realy good. Like I was shocked how serious and humorous it was. Well in any scene with Bob or wade is generally good. Love to see these guys at work. Keep it up.👍

[@longshotblonde]

Unus Annus is gone forever and I am a depressed potato watching KZbin trying to avoid re-uploads. This is very hard

[@btsa.r.m.y7752]

Same-

[@Bigman-ee5fk]

The reuploades cannot be stopped

[@shiota8000]

I love how embarrassed Ethan gets when they mention his intro, he is literally me XD

[@user-lt5tt6to4c]

Shiota Nagisa?

[@thatluckyclover793]

?

[@idontknowanymore7122]

@@user-lt5tt6to4c no, Nagisa Shiota.

[@idontknowanymore7122]

Also same

[@user-lt5tt6to4c]

@@idontknowanymore7122 Oopsy Daisies

[@heckoffmate1392]

I can't handle how actually perfect the dress shopping one was. Better than anything you could have scripted. "Oh, I can wear the dress now!"

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Did they even say change once in that one??

[@sparrowhawk7196]

@@BoomBoomSoup no that was who’s line

[@coobeeethics4856]

I know I loved when wade was like "it's in style dad" and that "oh I can wear the dress now" even the "you're embarrassing me!" It's so accurate almost want a movie like that with a similar scene

[@CarnytheM-mv5uo]

“Don’t worry about it: I’ll handle the security guard here. Sir? Sir! Hey, Sir!! Uhhh: what’s up, my Cranky Crew?”

[@thomasdrummond1890]

Mark said “we’re not gonna fool the scotts” Me: yep you had a Russian accent

[@samuelallen95]

The sad defeat in Tyler's voice when he said cry like the baby you are killed me and the face that says "welp....this doesn't help me at all"

[@thealleycat_5741]

Mark: I could have gone to Somalia! I could have gone anywhere! Me: You could have been an engineer

[@saturnisdizzy]

TheAlleyCat _ Roasted!🔥💥🔥

[@dove1941]

TheAlleyCat _ This part of the video happened when I finished reading your comment.

[@rosalindhoffman6175]

TheAlleyCat _ SAME

[@ainslee723]

GET REKT

[@cam-gr4qq]

OOOOOO

[@gavinsawyer6061]

Markiplier: It's an octopus garden in my pants Rest: Laughs uncontrollably Me: this reminds me of when someone asked me what the plural word for octopus and I said octopussy

[@UrbanRapier8310]

Change

[@beeniebucc9317]

Scene

[@Blueberry-by3es]

Omg that's a big lol I'm dying of laughter 😂 😂

[@user-ml6xq4xo6g]

thank you for that

[@jenniflower6569]

I called the Octopee but my god that's so much better 😂😂😂

[@rebekahslade7039]

1:04 Marks a magic man he just ate a fish a i M n M g c a

[@chrismccutcheon903]

This video has made me realize Wade is an improv genius. He's really good at thinking on the spot and it seems so natural. Bob and Wade are comedy legends.

[@Katloft]

"Is Greg inside of me?" "...Not yet he's not." 😂😂

[@frfrchase8058]

Katherine Loftus "Nope. "Change." "Yeeeep."

[@bukos9857]

Katherine Loftus "that one's a little wide ,it's like they're in a hotdog down a hallway -hehehehe"

[@YtMoonstream]

Katherine Loftus 😂😂😂

[@alexs1932]

I like how on the worlds tallest building one that their accents progressively got stronger as they went along

[@EmeraldSogeking]

God dang it Bobby

[@brandnewjoeker]

@@EmeraldSogeking SHINEI KAKYOIN

[@ninjayoshi8020]

@@EmeraldSogeking Tyler said BobBO

[@veetiz]

Its funny that Bob and Wade are the tallesta they are about 6.4 feet. Im 6feet even and im still growing

[@veetiz]

@@EmeraldSogeking how are you alive? Does heaven have youtube?

[@GippyHappy]

"I ate the last cat, I can't dance, my uncle touched me- it's all going to s**t!" In a perfect world I would have this as my yearbook quote.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

*This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen*

[@neohamilton551]

Bob is officially the best at this. the way he delivers his lines without breaking character makes it that much better.

[@cosmedcarton]

yes. Bob is really good at improv and acting.

[@cyasteri]

He's sooooo good at it!

[@Daswhereimatt121]

Neo Hamilton I think wade was also really good.

[@Eclipse-bv8vw]

"It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" "Like throwing a bear down a canyon" "That Ones to big"

[@mirillis6083]

-Cranky blue boi

[@watermelon..baby12]

Mark and Ethan look so short and adorable compared to how tall Bob, Tyler and Wade is!

[@soulcottage5302]

Bob: "Sir...sir...what's up my cranky crew..." Ethan: *goes through the five stages of grief*

[@scalemerald]

Why did you instantly start eating my sausage? - Markipler

[@goldboi4447]

ILovePuppies51 that sounded so wrong xD

[@williambrown4890]

ILovePuppies51 you sausage eater

[@rozieredz]

"I thought I taught my daughter better than to eat other people's sausages!"

[@legin9886]

I bet every overly fanatic Markiplier fan would instantly eat his sausage. Without a doubt.

[@46nezumisucks]

"is that the one with bruce willis in it?" "yeah" " *IM BRUCE WILLIS* "

[@kyraweir683]

Mark: Well I figured if we're gonna die might aswell do whatever the hell we want. Foreshadowing?

[@Somebody_1115]

Mark three years early: We are all going to die anyways THE CLOCK HAD STOPPED TICKING

[@jex638]

“We’re both Greg” *Danny Gonzales is shaking*

[@agav224]

shaking in his boots

[@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube]

The fastest growing army on the internet *DONT* look it up though

[@cqrcin0]

@@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube all that propoganga! greg is the fastest growing army in the *UNIVERSE*

[@dannydebatable]

Shaking in his chocolate milk tie from troom troom

[@frogsreprettycool2146]

Sick hat tho

[@thatfuckinloser4037]

“You’re Greg?” “I’m Greg!!” “We’re both Greg!” Ahh yes Greg really is the fastest growing family on the internet- Edit: Now that I've got 1.9k Gregs, we can finally storm the Haus of Craig. We ride at dawn, bring your navy-approved tactical bats.

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

*Army

[@yourlocalloser4244]

*Government

[@absolute_mess7188]

Oh hell yes a fellow Greg

[@thespicecorner]

Greetings fellow greg

[@cigarette_ahegao]

C R O S S O V E R

[@allysonlippert]

Ethan really loved saying change during Mark and Tyler's improv 😂

[@energeticoutlaw9218]

Tyler: We're gonna be Greg small Mark: looks menacingly

[@cara7742]

Tyler: this looks like a horse testicle Change Tyler: this looks like YOUR testicle

[@than_487]

I CRIED

[@wlorourke1]

I love this stuff! XD :3

[@hdmiports]

"I once murdered and entire pod of dolphins..." "We could kill children!" "Well I mean, the entire planet could die, a few kids go here and there...EH?! It's not that bad!!" "We don't wanna come to the first hole we find and be like, yeah, that's the one!" "That ones a little wide...it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." -words from Ethan Nestor

[@moonshinemisties]

sir sir uh..whats up my cranky crew XD

[@NintendoNerd64]

The improve Nestor

[@kathy5667]

Tori Jones. How do you know Ethan’s last name

[@moonshinemisties]

becuz mark has said it in one of his videos

[@trinitylee1able]

Tori Jones _wise words_ *clap clap*

[@devlynkellogg3110]

Ethan dies a little every time someone else says his intro

[@naride1093]

"Let's get drilling" *crosses arms and laughs*

[@lovelyafternoon]

"Champion hole filler" *I'm trying to eat I just c a n t*

[@morningcoffee2589]

XD

[@holliehrm7928]

Adventure time pic :)