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Barotrauma continues with an even more terrible adventure than before... Bob Wade and I try to explore the terrifying ocean in CAMPAIGN MODE!! It somehow turned hilarious because I've never laughed harder than when I was facing my certain doom beneath the waves of Europa! This really is a Drowning Simulator...
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[@VenomQuill]

*At Mark's funeral* Funeral guy: "Lastly, Mark wanted his last words before his death said. 'Don't you dare leave me, help me, help me, you fucking bastards.'"

[@gameboy7645]

Wade laughing hysterically

[@nachoguac7]

wade: *wheezes*

[@casandrarodriguez3698]

@@nachoguac7 k

[@NiZhiQiang]

Funeral guy is called a "vicar", my dude

[@VenomQuill]

@@NiZhiQiang Thanks! :D

[@Pecangaming]

Bob: "So you're not an engineer then, Mark?" Mark: *flashbacks to college and almost becoming an engineer* I feel you Mark, I could've been a doctor

[@dividedshark7511]

Poor Mark, passing up a 6 figure job to make 7 - 8 figures.

[@artistgirluniverse2283]

Pecan well that’s normal

[@AceAxolotl]

Oh my god it’s you again...

[@JawJelly]

Me: I WANNA BE A TEACHER me know: Me AnD My TrAcKtEr

[@christheweirdone3701]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@jonathanwells223]

"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."

[@501ststormtrooper9]

"Wait a second..."

[@andrewthomasprism9388]

I appreciate a good Team Fortress 2 Reference.

[@m.a.r.s5789]

@@andrewthomasprism9388 me too.

[@Cassimfan]

@@andrewthomasprism9388 Same.

[@ClonedGamer001]

*Mark injecting Wade with eggs* Wade: Are you sure this will work? Mark: Haha, I have _no idea!_

[@KingDerpy13]

Wade: Gunner Bob: Pilot Mark: Medic/Engineer/Security Officer/Everything else Perfectly balanced, *as all things should be.*

[@jakepencil6912]

Mark: *doing everything* Wade: I’m a gunner, not a talker!

[@landonletterman831]

* sticking eggs in Wade * Mad scientist?

[@landonletterman831]

@@jakepencil6912 he said, in the middle of getting paid to talk while playing video games, lol

[@henrygrim5039]

This isn’t perfectly balanced! Clearly Bob is doing too much work, Mark could pick up the slack

[@dragonblade8460]

Literally mark ran himself ragged trying to maintain that sub and defend it

[@sentinel7672]

"Wade laughs as I drown" *one week later* "I shoved a ton of eggs into Wade for science"

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Who's worse?

[@artimastheone6369]

Revenge

[@jonathanwells223]

seems fair

[@cvernon5256]

"Make mocks Wade as is slowly infested by alien lifeforms"

[@m.a.r.s5789]

That's called friendship.

[@Normangandr]

Wade: Is literally choking from alien tentacle infection Mark: *YoU wAnT sOmE eSsEnTiAl OiLs?*

[@rainthesomber]

How Anti-vaxxers be like XD

[@UncleRussian.]

@@rainthesomber oh yeah, I've once saw a Reddit post where mom legit asked "how do I make my son take essential oils? I've tried adding them into his food while he isn't looking and sneaking them in, but he still doesn't want to take them!" some people are so fucking insane...

[@UncleRussian.]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts dude I think she was for real... I'll send you that comment if I find it again. But yeah... There are a lot of parents out there who shouldn't be parents. It's kinda the same as with teachers. Some of the teachers just want to make kids life hell and becoming a teacher is the easiest way. And some parents just want to torture their kids... Not physically. Well sometimes physically too, but that's another extreme.

[@MrPingn]

Oils and tentacles. Insert hentai joke here.

[@UncleRussian.]

@Zed V Man I feel bad for your mother. First a 9 month wait, then the insane pain and now this is the result. Shame really

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

Wade the literal security officer “I don’t wanna go outside” Mark the weak doctor with no weapons *Goes outside performs action movie keeping up with the sub with a handheld swimming device and tries to fight a monster that is like 1 1/2 times bigger than him with a device meant to repair the hull all because he was the only one with the balls to do it, he gets mauled and escapes and lives to tell the tale* What an absolute chad

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Action and horror movies, everyone

[@angelicaboribor157]

Yeah he literally kept the ship alive lol

[@Deltajugg]

Yeah, you're pretty much *not* supposed to go outside a speeding submarine to fight a swarm of alien sharks in the dark oceanic depths of another planet's moon with a weapon not designed for water combat and a single magazine against creatures that survive dozen bullets from a large coilgun cannon in their natural environment. Mark should not belittle Wade so much for it, he was the dumb one in this.

[@DoubleADwarf]

@@Deltajugg yeah, nah, Wade _absolutely deserves it._

[@yourfreindlyneighborhoodbl7592]

mark is chad

[@-Big_Big]

Bob: "we are gonna be fine as long as no one has stuffed the eggs into wade." Mark: "Question!" Bob: "yes?" Mark: "I have been doing nothing but stuffing eggs into Wade"

[@m.a.r.s5789]

nice reference

[@scarf_it3681]

You...what? Mark: All I've been doing is stuffing eggs into Wade for the past three days

[@theoneunknown429]

@@scarf_it3681 WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STUFFING THEM?

[@leozar69]

Yes. 😐👍

[@WorldWalker128]

@@theoneunknown429 ^A horde of ocean monster-people break through the wall^ ^Clicking and hissing and unholy shrieking^ ^AI allies pretty much just stand around uselessly and die^ Mark, Bob, and Wade: "There's a hole in the wall!" ^Mark screaming^ "This was NOT my fault!"

[@mocchikun5364]

Mark: "I'll be the healer" Mark in the whole video: medic/engineer/security officer

[@ariq45]

Mark/Wade/Bob= 100% crew survival Wade/Bob= 25% crew survival

[@SageSchispell]

Mark: *infects Wade with parasites* Also Mark: *basically fixes everything on the ship and runs medical and engineering by himself* Wade: We're all trying to win. Also Wade:

[@themedineer2508]

Eyy somone call me

[@dovehq1031]

He also gave Wade a fentanyl overdose soooooo

[@artemisyayou]

He's a doctor AND an engineer

[@Shadow-zm9py]

Mark: Dies slow and dramatic death Wade: _WHEEZE_

[@amp8295]

Report Wade: Bad teammate

[@anujayabandu572]

It was funny

[@pedrorhodes6206]

Probably he could only wheeze due to the tentacles

[@x170doom9]

Anyone else think that the sub exploding and sinking was similar to the kursk

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

Wade: struggles to speak as his body is slowly transforming into an empty soulless husk... Mark and Bob: I n t e r e s t I n g

[@chiquitadave3304]

After playing 400 hours of this game and capturing almost every creature I can say for sure that Mark is a different kind of creature than anything I've ever faced.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Hey, nice work on perfecting the game!

[@chiquitadave3304]

@ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 I can assure you most of that is due to luck more so than skill. That and the stun baton plus some chloro hydrate are key to keeping beasts subdued

[@TheGary108]

Mark is truly the Most Dangerous Game.....

[@manmoth4]

I'm pretty sure the guy trying to get in was the Mark from the last game still stuck outside

[@cease7777]

​@@manmoth4 That is absolutely hilarious to think about. Probably where his shotgun wounds came from too.

[@firstpersonstudios5514]

13:20 Bob: "Um, do you know what's actually gonna happen to him?" Mark: _idk, i just kinda shoved a bunch of eggs inside him..._ Wade: *wHaT wAs tHaT?*

[@jordanlavergne7041]

The way the shadow from the door closing obscured Wade for a split second as he turned around. Perfect timing

[@evelynnvernaz]

Mark: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN *flashback* Mark: *drowning* Bob: *attempting to help but unable to do it* Wade: *laughing maniacally*

[@Abysslz]

Eva Garcia that’s exactly what happened 😂

[@emperorslasher6261]

PTSD

[@UnJust_DiO]

Not even maniacally. Just laughing at mark like he always does

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Eva Garcia only I this time the explosion happened PRIOR to the death of mark

[@JadedOne420]

*i tHiNk YoU mEaN* _Fishbach_

[@TenderLemonWedge]

Lmao the bot's convos on the top right are entertaining though. Bot 1: Do you hear that? Bot 2: Hear what? Bot 1: Some deep groaning from the outside. Bot 2: Are you having gas again?

[@galladegamer3579]

Yeah, bots should say stuff more often in games. There's also: "You hear that deep moaning?" "It's the crab-men! I told you about this!"

[@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961]

@@galladegamer3579 they smell like crabs but they kiss like people

[@jadogsimmons9563]

why does this kinda stuff exist lOl

[@atermite9583]

timestamp

[@iamafuckingfailure]

probably, considering how jodee was more bugged than cyberpunk 2077

[@_nr193]

Wade: ‘Could I get some Tylenol’ Mark: ‘Best I can do is meth…’

[@Check_Comunitytab]

German medics in ww2 be like

[@Poli.Zygotikk]

That's definitely a line that has been said in actual healthcare at some point 😂😂😭

[@wargamesmaster]

@@Check_Comunitytab Not just German soldiers, I think I remember a story about a Finnish soldier having one hell of a bad trip after consumming all the meth that were for his entire team.

[@LGBTQLegend]

​@@Check_ComunitytabDoctors in the 1900s*

[@icewater6841]

@@wargamesmasterbroken horrible

[@tealishpotato]

Between Wade being stuffed with eggs, Mark getting blown up by potassium, "Cap'n STOP THE BOAT" and "I'm hearing no blasting!", this is easily one of the funniest videos Markiplier's ever graced us with. I don't even know how many times I've come back to rewatch this, and it's still absolutely hilarious.

[@VainKillersFunHouse]

Bob: "NEGITIVE 10 METERS! HES INSIDE US NOW! STILL NOT HEARING ANY BLASTING!!" Wade: " I'm sorry you can't hear my guns BOB!" I came back to watch mark infect wade for retaliation for going back to run over his already dead body.

[@sporkboy7380]

Literally this is my most rewatched series, I wish they'd return but I know the mechanics were a bit complex

[@equestrianmidnight5619]

Super late, but I completely agree, I've rewatched this video and the previous one with Wade wheezing as Mark drowns. Twice.

[@equestrianmidnight5619]

@@sporkboy7380 Mark said that's why they haven't come back to this game? Because that seems a touch weak, they look like they're having fun.

[@zakariasamad9851]

Same

[@MagyarGaben]

What Mark said: "I'll be a doctor." What Mark meant: "You are a disease, and I am the cure!"

[@goobea]

Mark be like “my cure is most effective against the great pestilence”

[@nelraak5233]

That's SCP-049 summed up pretty well

[@mas567chiefboredom5]

plague doctor

[@TonTonTheBard]

Markiplier? More like.... **SCP-049**

[@nights_the_nightingale]

His cure is MOST effective

[@sarahsims7706]

The moral of the story: *Don't let Mark be the doctor*

[@StarkSpider24]

Has Mediplier taught them nothing?

[@damndaniel7618]

Finally an original comment other than quotes from mark's

[@bradythebro7107]

How it would have went Bob or wade (don’t hate I’m bad at names) :can you heal me Mark:sure someone get the guns

[@ThePyrusKnight]

I dunno... i think the moral is 'Don't let Mark be doctor when you let him die/kinda sorta killed him on purpose last time.' :p

[@dumbleking5172]

He learns mechanical engineering not medical science

[@awebtoonreader4979]

I love how much they committed to the husk infection bit, especially Wade with the clicking and not talking lol

[@dailyyy5979]

im pretty sure if they used ingame voice chat then the game would've turned off wade's voice chat

[@Bruh-d]

@@dailyyy5979 From what I remember it only stops text chat

[@dailyyy5979]

@@Bruh-d it doesnt, it stops both voice and text. ive played the game

[@Bruh-d]

@@dailyyy5979 Hmm I didn't know that, I play the game but I don't use Voice Chat really and nobody else has told me about the Voice Chat thing before.

[@dailyyy5979]

@@Bruh-d its fine, but yeah husk infection affects voice chat

[@Athena-kl7oj]

Mark every episode: *goes outside and dies* Mark: Ok, time to do some repairs Mark: *goes outside* Bob: *drives* Mark: *Intense, existential panic* NO STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT

[@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg]

PTSD from the last time that happened

[@ArisaHarumi]

Can confirm: Ethel's last words were, "I need diving gear!"

[@Swivelbot]

They were actually “can’t breathe!”

[@mushroomman7319]

Nuuuu

[@Syrianlove678]

That's so sad lmfao 😂

[@JRWubbz11]

They were cant breathe

[@Kir0nixx_]

I can just see that in an obituary

[@SigmarLied]

Wade: *clicking noises and alien appendages intensify* Mark: E S S E N C E O F L A V E N D E R

[@Nico-rz1zd]

Gotta love the anti-vaccers 😂😂😂

[@JadedOne420]

_an essential oil a day keeps the coronavirus away_

[@Gatastrophe]

@@JadedOne420 *an essential oil a day keeps aging away*

[@God_Is_Just]

Honestly who are you too judge? Seriously? Not to be rude but you are being very rude, and honestly very judgemental. It’s an opinion that people have and quite frankly it’s none of your business anyway.

[@Gatastrophe]

@@God_Is_Just someone is mad that they can't handle a joke

[@theroyalnapkin379]

"He died to a f***ing banana" this is my new favorite quote

[@JSLing-vv5go]

I love how Mark makes an effort to say things like "Yes, Captain" to Bob to get into the roleplay of it, but when it comes to being a medical officer, he immediately violates the Hippocratic Oath by shooting Wade full of drugs and then infecting him with a space parasite.

[@furygeist]

I get the feeling he's a PhD doctor, not an MD doctor. 😂

[@RGBUnknown]

He didn't violate anything. It was for science.

[@mackenziewilliams7936]

Everyone but Wade: is dying Wade: You bought potassium to save me (uncontrolled laughing) and we all died (more crazy laughing) We died to f**king bananas!!(wheezing)

[@messyalien5164]

ROFL LMAO!!!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Good to see another fan of Coraline

[@MotleyNerd]

Mark: "I can be healer!" Also Mark: *Shoots Wade with fentanyl* Also Also Mark: *Brings dead bodies infested with alien eggs into the sub and extracts them to implant them into Wade* Also Also Also Mark: *Blows himself and the sub up with potassium*

[@ianlawvoiceover1056]

I wanna know why the fuck they had such an addictive substance on their voyage

[@imaginationpowers4355]

When you actually have a reason for blaming the team healer.

[@ladyelvan821]

Because Fentanyl is a pain killer, an opioid (which is why people OD on it). It's SUPPOSED to be used to heal people!

[@NukelearFallout]

@@ladyelvan821 It doesn't heal people; it helps prevent some people from feeling certain pains. It has zero healing factors, and can be argued it's not good for healing, because it's tricking your body into not feeling pain, and pain is a direct nervous response alerting our body something is wrong in the pained area. Simply not feeling pain doesn't = healing

[@mesasimonson6612]

What's weird is I think he originally hit him with the broad-spectrum antibiotics, which one would think would be harmless, but then they hurt him, so he proceeded to give him an insanely dangerous, addictive painkiller

[@thetableoflegend9814]

“I think we’re getting better” Mark: intentionally poisoning someone but managing to keep them alive Seems right

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

its funny, also, how in the very next mission wade is completely fine

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

as if, like, he wasnt minutes from a chestburster situation

[@moon_misery]

52:40 place marker for when i need a good laugh

[@ryshow9118]

-10 meters. He's inside us! 😂😂😂

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

So true, that is one of my favorite moments in markiplier history.

[@lavans5721]

I love how there's a certain point right after Wade says: "I'm a gunner not a talker!" where they all just break down laughing and take a minute inside a sinking submarine.

[@federex0789]

@@ryshow9118 Blast em! Wait no- No blasting- Absolutely zero blasting! Im not a talker im a gunner! And Wade's just like... *moaning from wade* *wade now making "pew pew pew" noises*

[@joshuasmith6038]

“Oops that was not medicine” -Medic

[@Dabajaws]

Remember mediplier

[@bluepaul4967]

painhellemental 9000 or doctiplier

[@lunasulpixvod]

Doctor Iplier x3

[@happydetectivevalentine3009]

Hudunkopf! - Medic

[@wateriswet7387]

Joshua Smith “and that’s how I lost my medic license” -Medic

[@BobBob-zg5lz]

Bob: “Did you put the husk eggs in Wade?” Mark: “Nooo” Also Mark 2 minutes earlier: -shoves everything into Wade-

[@Hippeaux]

Kinky

[@Brotrooper360]

I think the fact that Ethel died, went unnoticed for several minutes, and the corpse was eventually found locked in a room with a single red light and the other npc was the funniest part of this video. That's literally some urban horror story

[@OmniAngel00]

I originally felt bad for Wade, then I remembered that he ran over Mark's drowned corpse while laughing lol

[@joshuarogers4774]

"He died from a banana." I lost it at that

[@avarnyx8483]

69 likes, i apologise, but i cannot like this comment, even though i want to real bad

[@Sp1tfire_5316]

I laughed so hard I was crying and coughing at the same time

[@bloodwraith729]

@scp 2521 Bananas contain potassium chloride, potassium nitrate (highly explosive) is what killed mark.

[@spencertang5155]

Point still stands, potassium killed mark.

[@Mandaraminu]

"I Really hope if you die before me, i wont just burst out laughing at your funeral!" -Wade 2019

[@sway9661]

MandaraMinu best quote of wade ever lol

[@rachelbennett6464]

I miss this game. I'm glad he's having fun with new games, but this was an absolute delight. I keep coming back for the giggles

[@mooska2579]

Same

[@SteampunkHorse]

Same

[@Moriartea_chan]

Same! I'd love it if they would it give it another try.

[@konradbukowski8740]

@@Moriartea_chan especially now that it has been heavily updated.

[@christianprinzo7722]

@@konradbukowski8740 I come back to this video all the time, one of my favorites

[@ethanrocks8159]

Mark: “I’ll be the doctor!” Also Mark: *Wastes the medical supplies because he’s shooting random drugs into people*

[@techstuff9198]

And he still did his job and theirs better than they did.

[@ethanrocks8159]

@@techstuff9198 you right

[@mackenzieokelley6454]

So the Gregory House school of medicine?

[@funifulentertainment]

This whole episode was just "Damnit Bob I'm a Doctor not an Engineer"

[@zduke]

I don't have enough alt accounts to like this comment as much as it deserves.

[@arskeeno]

Mark is literally Bones

[@jojoschmoa2042]

Damnit Jim I’m a doctor

[@pedrorhodes6206]

"doctor"

[@strawberryduchess656]

Funiful Entertainment he could’ve been an engineer...

[@rafivjehian3971]

Bob : "ohh, we need to buy batteries, fuel, and stuff" Wade : "I'm gonna spend my money on shotgun shells"

[@braedoncottrell5389]

And then he didn’t ever even use a gun

[@AdmiralXyes]

Sounds like me in real life

[@JakNekon]

@@AdmiralXyes " Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns" Brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2.....and, apparently, Wade.

[@JSLing-vv5go]

I would be so happy if there were more Barotrauma... This game creates really funny situations.

[@endermanwithalowercasee]

There are some videos on Bob's channel Mark never posted, from just a few months ago.

[@MagrokAlpha]

"I hate to say it but I think we're getting better?" This line gets funnier every time I think through what all went on in this session.

[@CucumberSadness]

"We died to a banana" Is this worms.

[@Azmodari]

(Says in a high pitch voice) IN COMMING!

[@JoseManuelCigoySegura7239]

i was drinking when that happen, oh boy that was a huge mistake XD

[@seed8686.]

“Like a pizza” Me: “what if the pizza is cold?”

[@kkparise7668]

big chungus I only enjoy cold pizza

[@monavines3079]

Like an uncooked pizza

[@qwizzle5778]

Then you place it in an oven.

[@DZ-1987]

Mm. Does not matter. Hot, cold, blazing, freezing, pizza is pizza. Unless its a leaning tower. Unless it has pinapples and mushrooms on it, then. Then it shall die. Burn it, freeze it, feed it to the fishes and hope they get poisoned.

[@emmaranft331]

Digornio.

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

Wade's the type of person to leave a submarine and forget to close the hatch

[@arianamarkus5041]

@@desertrat3033 That's the point 😂

[@JanaenaeYT]

The greatest mystery life has to offer: How the hell did Mark, Bob and Wade only make 3 Barotrauma videos?

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

I've said similar things about Jacksepticeye's Hitman series, or Robbaz's entire channel, there's just some videos where the creator's personality, and/or the lack of similar content of that specific game or thing, make it to where you can't find those kind of videos anywhere else; and there's just something about the interaction between these 3 that make it so, with Bob being the favorite son, Wade being the accident, and Mark being the overprotective mom that's just the perfect combination for this game, and unable to be found anywhere else. Bob did make 4 videos with Wade and Mark that aren't of any of these sessions, so technically that's 7, and Jack did make one video with all 3. I wish Wade recorded his POV of that session where he left Mark to die, I bet his face was reaching shades of red that aren't on the spectrum. This game was the best.

[@furygeist]

I wish they'd revisit this game. It's such a perfect clusterf*ck every time.

[@GustavoLima-wf5ti]

@@furygeist Ah yes, Markiplier and abandoning amazing playthroughs, there is no better duo.

[@Juicy-KingDerp]

@@GustavoLima-wf5ti how i wish that wasnt true

[@deerlyqueery]

Me, a Chemistry Major: *Sees the Potassium on a submarine* O no-

[@Zayats_MW]

Bro this is elementary school knowledge. You don't have to have a chemistry major to know that potassium + water = very bad

[@dylanconfer1116]

'Element-ary' nice

[@CalmClamFam]

Zajec You underestimate how much kids don’t pay attention or remember anything they learned in school

[@academicninja8532]

I know potassium reacts with water but is the reaction really THAT violent?

[@Flevir]

@@academicninja8532 Depends on the amount of potassium, but yes. Look up videos on here of people putting potassium in water, it's basically a small grenade.

[@tysonvert7027]

I love how Mark becomes the doctor and almost immediately begins subjecting Wade to medical testing.

[@olessalvesen]

Tyson Vert First step on the medical studies are evil scientific research on civilians

[@vanhouston460]

I pulled a muscle in my throat laughing at this.

[@SonicDashie759]

"Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"

[@Z3tr_____]

😂👍🏽

[@enigmabureau]

@@vanhouston460 in your throat, hmm?

[@hconfection4433]

For some reason, I can see this becoming a sitcom with the three of them going: Bob : WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING?? I COULDNT HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS! Wade: IM A GUNNER, NOT A TALKER!! Mark : *looks into the camera like on the office* Also mark when he’s alone being interviewed by the cameraman like the kardashians : Cameraman : so... what’s your job again? Mark: sigh... I’m the medic, engineer, chef, security officer, monster hunter OUTSIDE THE SUB, and... everything else

[@ParaFox404]

hehehe yesss

[@ElectricPikachu64]

"Wade ditches Mark in the middle of the ocean twice" 9 days later "Mark shoves eggs in Wade's body"

[@Crazy_Bomb]

I have never needed something more than I need this whole episode animated.

[@Winter5587]

I.. would like that very much too, that’d be amazing xD

[@neleitengard]

Yaaaaas

[@Not_Ciel]

Especially that last bit with the Hammerhead XD

[@thefakejoel7323]

Hecc yeah

[@sebastiantschatordai]

So, who is going to do the animating?

[@glitchmaster5274]

Bob: “-10 meters, he’s inside us! I still don’t hear any blasting.” Me: *Giggling while simultaneously choking on Sour Patch Kids Extremes*

[@Not_Ciel]

"I'm hearing leaks in the ship now" I literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard XD

[@kutagore]

"Hehehehe-ack,-URK"

[@glitchmaster5274]

DamageIncM Whoops! Thanks for the catch.

[@NoOne-tx5qj]

Glitchmaster 527 I’m not angry, but please attach a time stamp either next time you make this type of comment or please edit it into this one

[@natelecarde962]

"We'll pick up this campaign later." Its been 4 months since this statement.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Over a year now

[@lukakatunaricskaro]

Honestly, I'd love it if they came back to this game.

[@artwizardsam3238]

This was the funniest video. I too wish they come'd back to it.

[@grim_56]

This series was so funny, it’s a shame there was only 3 episodes

[@guytheencrypted601]

Its been abt 3 yrs now bub

[@SurrealLumberJack]

Mark: "I'm a doctor. I know what's best." *Manic laughter*

[@austinj8776]

"I think Mark has been an excellent doctor." Flashback to past Mark: "Shut up, Nurse!!! I know what's best!!!"

[@mischievousgames9130]

The laser was not a good tool for him to use

[@grammarnazi6672]

Ah, memories.

[@mischievousgames9130]

But who was a better doctor, PewDiePie or Markiplier?

[@mischievousgames9130]

This reminds me of plasma burst two where you can kill everything with a defibulator

[@tenma8857]

Mischievous Games Damn.. i miss doin that

[@brianbommarito3376]

Mark: “Captain, stop the boat, Stop The Boat, STOP THE BOAT!!!!!!” Captain: “Bababababababababababa”

[@myriahkeays3846]

Brian Bommarito 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

"I didn't even kill you, I just infected you with eggs" Yeah, eggs that kill you.

[@dweebus7843]

4:58 Little did Mark know his fentanyl syringe would cause widespread chaos later.

[@orang1921]

this is the first comment ive seen about that fentanyl thing, good catch

[@Guy-jh2ri]

Wade:mute,heavily infected with alien in his throat Everyone: HE'S FINE

[@treblekitten]

the bloopers at the beginning is like me in the middle of a break down trying to word shit lmao

[@catycottage]

Riskyy 29 did you comment the same thing on every comment?!

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

@@riskyy2657 ... no he didn't. probably. stop excessively promoting your channel, mate

[@dirty_pylon]

samee

[@kyndall5074]

@@riskyy2657 I checked all your vids, mark never commented. Why are you saying the same comment on literally every other comment?

[@mastersprogram]

@@kyndall5074 advertising that's sadly why

[@Thecommander248]

53:10 That whole sequence is a perfect example of communication in the military.

[@lankycide77]

"Mission complete, despite our efforts, Captain!" - Mark, Bob, and Wade, probably. Dang, I really hope they play this again.

[@mhiac3516]

“You guys remember when I was fine and healthy and alive-“ “You’re fine!” “Wh-“ “YoU’rE FiNe!!!”

[@liu790625]

Wade: “I can’t shoot things top right on us” Boss Fight Start Bob: ”It’s perfect position...” “TOP RIGHT ON US!”

[@skelegnome9487]

Mark: "I have a funny feeling its gonna end poorly for us" Top 10 famous last words

[@giantseamonster8485]

Wade: How about something to lower the fever, like Tylenol? Mark: How about some *_meth?_*

[@pixelwhisper1999]

Mark "Infects Wade with alien eggs" Wade "Almost dies on the first mission" Mark: Lets buy medical supplies to save Wade! Potassium *explodes on contact with water, killing Mark* Mark: . . . tHis iS yOuR FaUlT WADE!!!

[@Code_Machine]

Sweet sweet karma

[@miltongo100]

@@Code_Machine No wonder Wade was laughing at Mark when he was burning to death.

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Pixel Whisper it kinda is tho... If wade knew not to trust mark they’d be fine

[@josuenieves5069]

Really it's Bob's fault as he is the one who bought Potassium

[@weldonwin]

@@josuenieves5069 I'd say it was Mark's fault, for shoving a bunch of eggs into Wade, so they bought the Potassium

[@steveminecraft7005]

Nobody: Mark: I sHoVeD Everything InSiDe HiM

[@quickerblazelol4367]

steve minecraft I snorted XD

[@frame7629]

Shoe everything in. Yo! Ga!

[@WooSKo]

*Insert lenny face here*

[@austinmeinhardt7374]

420th like

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

44:59 is when Ethel starts screaming for help

[@Miguel-cz6cs]

Around 53:13 Wade: "I'm a gunner not a talker" Made me laugh soo hard😂😂😂.

[@GuardianAkumu]

"He died to a f*cking banana!" -wade 2019

[@amp8295]

I feel that wade is just deliberately being an assholes in at least half these collabs. I guess I just don't like him, tis' all

[@elizajohnson8945]

bob: “oh no there’s things we have to do” me when we actually have to do work in school.

[@theDeathgirl045]

Same

[@oweirevan2061]

yo same

[@JawJelly]

School: S so C chronical H hire O orange O oats L lol

[@waterprince]

I understand the pain. (Yay 8th grade) S even C ruel H ours O f O ur L ives

[@araamahasla555]

@@JawJelly School: S - i C - want H - to O - kill O - myself L

[@landonletterman831]

Wade: "I don't get paid to talk!" Also Wade: * is literally in the middle of getting paid to talk over video games *

[@gametronlabs6644]

I know this video was awhile back but I found out that Wade might have missed a button prompt. If you get the tentacle mouth. You can infect other people with the husk infection. Also if Wade died. He would have been a zombie and would have attacked everyone.

[@acheron16]

Bob: Captain/Helmsman Wade: Gunnery Officer Mark: Doctor, Engineer, Technician, Security Guard, Assistant, Clown

[@hououinkyouma6629]

Mark and Bob is the only one doing stuff Wade is just there XD

[@Sunnyboy-ob4xz]

I get that referrence lol

[@Gacha_XXXXXX]

Mark: *minding his own business* Potassium: I have decided that I want to explode

[@ifeelverydead9180]

These are gacha bots

[@myriahkeays3846]

Water decided that lol

[@ifeelverydead9180]

@@myriahkeays3846 okay you do realize that water is a bot right

[@myriahkeays3846]

Dustin Ridge I’m not sure if you’re being serious or not, if you are then no I didn’t know that I never saw a bot named water or thought that the water itself was an ai

[@myriahkeays3846]

I Don't Get The Joke ikr it’s pretty cool that they put that in the game

[@juanlicudo9280]

The doctor when mark had surgery: Hes fine why is he screaming in pain Mark when wade has the husk infection: He fine theres nothing wrong with him

[@matthollands7771]

This episode should have just been named "Irony" because literally everything that happens causes an ironic twist. Mark deciding to shove Wade full of the eggs > Wade being infected now means they have to try to cure him for round two > While trying to cure him they end up bringing potassium on board > Leading to Mark's demise. Etc. I almost died from laughing at this! My face and sides hurt 🤣🤣🤣

[@deadbunny2938]

"Just let his body cure it naturally..." At this moment, Mark knew... He was an antivax mom

[@JadedOne420]

*dOeSn'T gEt ThE aUtIsM*

[@NotDanP1an]

"He just needs some essence of lavender"

[@sumans7620]

@@thecommonman9524 Anti-vaxer spotted Get 'em, boys

[@sealogic4552]

@@thecommonman9524 Actually, the entire point of medicine as a philosophy is to guide the human body to heal itself. All a vaccine is is a warning to the immune system, teaching it to prepare for a viral infection.

[@thecommonman9524]

@@sealogic4552 huh, interesting. Thanks for the info.

[@MrHazardous-me4ug]

“He’s now -10 meters away he’s inside us now and I still hear no blasting “ I died on that part lol

[@sondrahyder2753]

@Mr. Hazards1109 I completely lost it when he said that; Bob is a genius.

[@okiedokie6595]

Yep me too and mark died aswell

[@victordavis4421]

Mark, you said "we'll pick this campaign up later." Well good sir, it's been 2 long depressing years and most of us have been good so can we please get some more of this comedy gold 🙏 🥺

[@ParaFox404]

pls 🥺

[@JS-my4jw]

Wade: "I'm the gunner" Also Wade: *refuses to shoot anything or perform security officer duties; getting Mark to do his job for him*

[@JarloftheNorth]

Mark: Puts husk eggs in Wade Also Mark: Gets blown up by potassium This, ladies and gentlemen, is a demonstration of what I like to call "Karma"

[@PenTroupe]

If Mark says “This is fine.”, it is definitely not fine.

[@randompuppysav2138]

So true

[@dragoonwagoon3413]

@Random Puppy Sav I think u mean U RIGHT

[@randompuppysav2138]

@@dragoonwagoon3413 lol yes i meant YOU RIGHT

[@carterstevenson6009]

11:53 Friendship: a calm stroll while one of you always hold a gun to someone else’s head.

[@DoubleADwarf]

Every time Wade joins the group, I never know whether to be endlessly entertained, or endlessly infuriated. He's either hilariously good, or pure dead weight, with literally nothing in between.

[@HamSamuel7334]

I find either route hilarious

[@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg]

I find it funny, but I'd rather he'd be good at it rather than just being purposefully stupid...but oh well can't have both.

[@drzyllex]

Mark: *dying* Bob: *desperately trying to save Mark* Wade: *breathlessly laughing at Mark's pain* Later in the video. Wade: "if you die before I do I hope I don't burst out laughing at your funeral."

[@fakefakepeppino]

"My peepee's still big!" "I should of shut off the reactor..." Bob and Wade - Masters of Comedy

[@shadowelite1177]

I agree, bob and wade are very comedic, but I think the effect is drastically increased when all three of them are together, especially when they include jacksepticeye.

[@sirmiles1820]

@@shadowelite1177 the problem is the fans with the most insane ideas...

[@shadowelite1177]

@@sirmiles1820 That is also true, guess its an endless cycle

[@firestorm6576]

@@shadowelite1177 so true!!!

[@jordawolf]

Mark wade and Bob are the inspirations for my jokes and the only reason why I make jokes with my friends while playing a game while trying to be serious

[@mikewazowski471]

Bob: wants them to start shooting Wade: "So anyways I stopped blasting"

[@PenguinFondue]

Oh man, this episode was such a JOY

[@apollo6409]

"THIS IS FINE..." I am, for some reason, unconvinced. I wonder why.

[@shadowelite1177]

I was led to the same conclusion due to all his screaming

[@guardianboreal1432]

Cue all of Mark's videos.

[@thehammer5011]

At marks funeral his family is gonna just be in the front crying while bob and wade are just snickering

[@Beanibirb]

Mark would probably sit up in his casket just staring at them at that point

[@rukatzu9121]

The fact that Mark has to do everything himself, even tasks that are not in his area of expertise, is so god damn funny

[@knowa2911]

I’m gonna summarize this video: Mark basically running, injecting people with random stuff, and holding the whole submarine together while Bob and Wade yell at him. 👍

[@hafsatdahiru7569]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

[@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg]

I feel like Wade wasn't yelling at him at all and being dumb on purpose to get a rise out of them.

[@alissaswan5060]

“This is not a quote” -Markiplier 2019

[@catmole]

What'd he say that for?

[@catmole]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I... I know... I was making a joke.

[@ValcomDrifty]

Alissa Swan no stop

[@Twitch_Fox]

"Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit" Eazy-E

[@altra972]

no u

[@Envy1359]

27:25 Mark's most common way to die in this game. Drowning. And Wade still laughs at him for drowning. So much for The Drowned Man project.

[@ikermont]

1:33 "Oh no, there's things we have to do" *mood*

[@valianthorizon6890]

“SHUT UP NURSE! I’m the doctor! Of course I know what’s best!” -Markiplier-

[@nuckchorris499]

This was his revenge, turning Wade into a egg incubator

[@hotto-dogu5829]

More like karma

[@nuckchorris499]

Revenge is a form of Karma

[@tysonvert7027]

Applied Karma.

[@misplacedsp_ace]

Ethel's last words: Where are the oxygen tanks? Can't breathe!

[@neonblkhole]

Your cat. Is precious. Give them chin scritches from me plz

[@Ms.Anonymous]

I love how seriously Wade committed to the eggs bit 😂😂😂 Completely silent after the game said he was mute LMAO

[@alterreb4775]

I can just imagine wade at mark's funeral saying"he would've wanted it this way" as he continues to uncontrollably wheeze