Try Not To Laugh Challenge #18

[@joecrouse2503]

I love how genuine that eye tracker dude sounded about it. I want to believe he was actually gonna try which makes the immediate failure that much better

[@anoon-]

Greek god is his name.

[@uragireta2556]

a

[@motodog242]

Greekgod’s his name, not being around much anymore is our gain.

[@aaronzaharik3240]

I mean of course. When you focus on the obstacle your gonna hit it. Instead tell yourself to focus on the goal. Looking at the face.

[@syz_0]

no shit

[@sirskittle9093]

Guy: Were did the giraffe learn that Zoo keeper: I don’t know

[@pianoboi4842]

Oh god I just pictured that

[@setsers1]

@@pianoboi4842 😊Like What You See?

[@blockercat5534]

O_O

[@blockercat5534]

Why

[@blockercat5534]

Just why

[@elijahpizarro4997]

Kids: *spots Santa* Santa: no witnesses *Santa used his magic to blow up the kids*

[@TJKKelly-ej7en]

Elijah Pizarro least children to feed I’m i right?

[@a-10warthog41]

@@TJKKelly-ej7enr/cursedimages

[@averagejoe5742]

Sans Midoriya Joestar do u mean r/cursedcomments?

[@jackieabdo6837]

Elijah Pizarro Santa ain’t real

[@averagejoe5742]

Jackie Abdo oh really then who gave me my fur suit in the mail ha beat that normie

[@The-E-Base]

Markiplier: * goes 8 minutes without laughing * Santa: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@zaiidtrazo8137]

8:06

[@sallyface653]

Fr tho

[@planetcoolzon]

XD

[@rupert_1491]

Santa: im about to end these kids

[@madfluffyfox8739]

The don’t laugh challenge master boss. Countless have failed to Santa deleting the children

[@reviewerboy6714]

I died when he said “this is shit level 2”

[@tris0413]

And called her shitlord

[@emeraldnickel]

*We’ve reached **_shit-com 2_*

[@Averageasianadventures]

Especially their grundle

[@nicolrb2210]

A shit that has ascended past shit

[@pantshiiter]

same

[@jeffyng8658]

Mark’s “did I have a stroke” made that clip so much funnier than it actually was

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

What was that ad even for? How did it even surface?

[@Omnipheles]

@@rodian_skypyratz6181 the original text is a very old 4chan meme that started from someone asking something like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?". It's probably documented, I don't remember the topic it was about, but it stuck with me at the time because of how nonsensical it was. I think it was on /v/.

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

@@Omnipheles Well, that explains a lot.

[@EsmenettaRien]

@@Omnipheles think it was on a Wii game called The Conduit or something like that

[@stacyaaa9471]

It sounds like it actually makes sense but you can't understand it no matter how hard you try,kinda like the "how english sounds to non English speakers" video. And that absolutely numbs my fucking brain

[@hatcherz-bgshatching9232]

Markiplier: That’s not funny that’s harassment Also markiplier: *laughs at kids getting blown up*

[@jonv.6213]

Half life scientists in a nutshell DARGH NO STAHP

[@laggyboi9426]

Can i get that pet from ur pic plz ive tryed for alot for then lazarbeam's editing

[@justjoking5252]

Well it's not harassment...

[@Superboologan1]

Maid by dingdong no less

[@stoked-6996]

Anakin would be proud

[@akiotarokokan1362]

Loved how at 6:49 when the dude was done telling his story the camera man and the person in the car were dying laughing

[@Nobody48040]

Best part of the video

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

@@Nobody48040 fax

[@sgtkillsworthy3883]

I loved it

[@emseption7593]

I don’t get the joke 😢 did the guy mistake the bird for women? I feel stupid

[@FlanK1ng]

@@emseption7593nobody knows 😞

[@herobrine8626]

8:07 When Mark laughed at this one, his brain had a short circuit and therefore, the reason why it took him a second to start laughing. His brain had to process it.

[@hedonistredd4592]

The funny thing is you can see that in real time. You see the flash of orange and it just goes FLASH - PAUSE - LAUGH

[@realcody2005]

Marks brain: *windows xp shutdown sounds plays*

[@john-paulhamilton5442]

He laugh so loud tho after processing what just happened.

[@SobiTheRobot]

The best humor takes exactly ONE SECOND to register before it catches all of your senses off guard

[@herobrine8626]

Oh damn I didn’t realize this got replies and likes! Thanks guys!

[@valentine1118]

4:04 “THIS is the face of a little S H IT” The passive aggressiveness I love it

[@MISSGNOMETF2]

Now put willy wonka saying that about Mike tvee it would fit so well

[@arandomduckwithinternet.8412]

*SHE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER!?*

[@Tommy-ex7ui]

3:57: Ok, here's the first face where she realizes she came very close to pain and/or death 4:05: THIS is the face of a little shit who realizes that they didn't died and therefore are now invulnerable 4:13: This is "Shit Level 2" where the shit-lord in question has discovered that, they're indeed not invulnerable

[@conconcrete]

Tommy 371 truer words have never been spoken

[@Ben7892]

Sarah Baxter “This is shit level 2”

[@HBQV]

Markiplier: There is nothing funny in this world Also Markiplier: **Laughs from children being blown up by Santa Claus**

[@noemalyiscool1]

XD

[@noemalyiscool1]

WHY HAH@]A

[@Garm_Hound]

That was hilarious

[@bangtanplanet2788]

Lmao

[@lmao-hw8cd]

LMAFO I LAUGHED AT THIS COMMENT

[@Yosheta]

8:06 Love how it took him 90 milliseconds to react.

[@Geomasterthesecond]

0.09 seconds? That's a good chunk faster than the average human reaction time

[@mikerotch5440]

The saxophone guy has the same energy as the I love refrigerators guy.

[@joshuahunt3032]

What was that song, anyway?

[@fafaoliiver881]

Incrível! Very good!!

[@fafaoliiver881]

Incrível! Very good!!

[@isisdarosa9340]

YES

[@abhir288]

@@joshuahunt3032 the song is called "epic sax"

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

Okay, the Sax guy didn't make me laugh-- he was an absolute legend in his own right, i was more amazed.

[@Dardek]

I dont know who thought it was funny

[@Dardek]

@Mariothane good point

[@Alyumic]

I thought you were talking about epic sax guy

[@Rambiz]

I was just vibing with them

[@crytichacker]

I just feel like it's normal. I don't understand why is this part so funny.

[@mmmyeaaaa]

5:08 When two 6 years old just learned about swearing and decided to put “fuck” in every sentence

[@cupcakeman90]

@@iaadtarek1207 wtf!?!?

[@flawless7970]

@@iaadtarek1207 WTH

[@flawless7970]

@@iaadtarek1207 what do YOU want ;-;

[@cupcakeman90]

@@iaadtarek1207 Bruh, you think nobody saw you drunk ass comment of yours!? You just deleted it and said: "You".

[@mik3y448]

@@cupcakeman90 what did he say

[@joezegers]

I love how suddenly he goes from neutral to laughing hysterically at 8:07

[@lemonhead2205]

This is how you get ppl😂

[@jasonsibley2667]

Video: "its just common sense" Makiplier: "DID I HAVE A STROKE???!!!!!!!!!!"

[@djentyboi592]

jason sibley dID i HavE a sTRoKe?¿!

[@chiroptera626]

Diddy abba stronk

[@ThunderboltFan2000]

I died laughing for 10 minutes

[@Crakers-yo5uc]

No but I did

[@dde7692]

Idk XD

[@phant0mgltch192]

3:51 this has to have been the most grown up version of Mark I’ve ever seen, he’s looking at our generation of teens and analyzing all our idiotic mistakes and actions just like our parents do

[@shreksmith5003]

Yeah I hate my generation

[@Zikaeda]

i was doing well up to that point but him analysing the video cracked me up

[@jaybent5950]

She got bit in the cooch. Mark is now going serious mode

[@Big_Ben1987]

@@jaybent5950 yes. And I’m tired of pretending he’s not

[@SauceTart]

@@Big_Ben1987 damn bro that was smooth

[@imjustariceguy]

*Mark sees short joke* Mark: Is that like a personal attack or something?

[@anaalvarez1541]

Dude hes 6`00 i Google it

[@LinkJTO]

Ana Alvarez then he’s 3 inches taller than the average man, so why does he think he’s short

[@imjustariceguy]

LinkJTO he’s the shortest out of him, Tyler, Bob, Wade, but not Ethan.

[@noodledoodles1767]

@@anaalvarez1541 *5'8

[@MizantropMan]

@@anaalvarez1541 Midget. *laughs in 6'7*

[@perpir]

The moment that markiplayer started explaining her faces killed me ( from 3:55 to 4:22)

[@r.e.m.02]

I mean you can clearly tell that the girl fell on purpose. Mark was funnier than the clip itself

[@perpir]

@@r.e.m.02 I know

[@luckyleo1233]

Markiplayer

[@CanadianDan854]

_The legendary series returns once again..._

[@the-detonator-2495]

Yep

[@melisa-jn9de]

He'd be sued for not uploading them anyways.

[@hepcatgamesbadly1296]

Daniel Sambar e

[@gooodmorningm345]

I luv your profile picture

[@GhostlyWuzMoo]

I see you in every comment section...

[@masijack5113]

3:57 Professor Markiplier lecturing about the stages of being a shit

[@damiannikolov9955]

How did that cat float?

[@timkaeding3874]

I lost right here

[@brockbond2835]

Masi Jack that's where I broke

[@TWTLTRTD13]

omg yes. it was perfect

[@kawaiiwa9345]

Haaaahaahaaaa

[@maggieburns8155]

no one: Not a single soul: Santa: *blows up children* Mark: *WEEEEZZZEE*

[@venomouszebr9755]

No one: Literally no one: No soul: Not a single person on the earth: Me: sToP uSiNg ThIs MeMe CuS iTs SuPpOsE tO bE dEaD

[@jahfkas1790]

This makes me wheeze too... *I WONDER WHY?*

[@goopa4686]

actually that was funny

[@jakedavis8681]

I had the same fucking reaction as Mark Ngl!!! LMAOOOO

[@xdenricoudx]

So that’s why everyone believes in Santa. The heretics get exploded

[@TD_loves_IANR]

“What a completely innocent video of a giraffe… and a fence post!” -Mark Edward “Markiplier” Fischbach

[@inversedeggyolk5073]

All memes aside, the saxophone guy is actually a chad

[@dionshelby5494]

Agreed!

[@connertolman8024]

I wish I could do the same on clarinet

[@lmao-hw8cd]

@@connertolman8024 that clarinet guy deserves an oscar i wish i was as half as that guy lol

[@connertolman8024]

@@lmao-hw8cd I think you meant saxophone, but yeah, definitely

[@skittlez9233]

He is Japanese so he is a JAPANESE CHAD!

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

8:43 *the hero we didn't deserve but the hero we needed*

[@isaakring2573]

ggx gang

[@hereticwaffle5514]

Just a dude who likes Dbz LETS GOOOO!!!

[@CaedisHa]

*FUUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@MarthGrabRange91]

Ecstasy of Gold Enio Morricone

[@dropshotgod6913]

reecist oh yea yea

[@biggsy141gaming4]

The eye tracker clip... you know what's coming... but the build up makes it so perfect 🤣🤣🤣 it killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@thelastdrugbender9715]

I legit laughed on just that one it was Hilarious

[@xxitsdbgxx8742]

1000th like

[@TigerTask3]

8:43

[@changedmynamecauseofyt652]

It kills me everytime

[@alecmagicgaming]

I was rooting so much for the eye tracker guy. I failed instantly but his speech got me cheering him on. Then as soon as he said “FUCK” I lost it. I haven’t laughed so much in ages 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GatcherGuy]

It's the build up.

[@silverdropstudios7323]

Santa: shoots magic out of finger Kids: die Markiplier: dies

[@orsonlepherd7064]

Coincidence.. I think not...

[@Frostyman452]

To be fair it was hilarious

[@HolyCrimin]

Inside

[@adriandesu21]

wait so what happened to the kids

[@HolyCrimin]

@@adriandesu21 died. (Jk idk)

[@yaboylj8863]

Bunny: gets shot Markiplier: laughes Also Markiplier: that’s so sad

[@vrldf8181]

Laughs*. Sorry, by the way.

[@sammusaev5883]

the duality of man

[@LevonBlueoak]

Well, I'll probably get wooshed for this, but the funny part of the clip that Mark was laughing at was the sound the girl made when the bunny got shot.

[@chauthaibao5305]

can we hit 50 likes

[@theguywithaliases3372]

@BendyInkSmile you can clearly see its a arrow, not a spear, it was shot, by a bow

[@Faith-qh7js]

“DID I HAVE A STROKE?!” same mark same

[@sarahlilly1745]

I ad had a stroke.

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@sarahlilly1745 I can see that. I can see that.

[@princeakilesh4881]

Yes...222 likes

[@TheBrokenGlitch]

The best part is seeing him slowly realize

[@loveanddreambig]

I honestly think that’s what English sounds like to people who only know a handful of words 😆

[@whyamilaughing7916]

The real try not to laugh challenge is watching how mark reacts.

[@cztv9759]

so this is what used to b funny back in 2019 when the world was in peace

[@maximilianklein9045]

True

[@carino7156]

Shush, it still is

[@carino7156]

@Sam Watrous no.. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@owouwu-nj1nz]

I didnt laugh until mark laughed QmQ I was right there

[@ljharnish]

Yas

[@micahfoley9572]

The "some birds" guy had a great voice for telling stories with. i'd buy his books on tape.

[@tobypossum7386]

Same here, I'd love to have Good Omens narrated by him

[@micahfoley9572]

@@unidentified_user_ Shoot, it's been two years, i don't even remember it lol but if you refresh our collective memories, maybe we can help.

[@irrelevantperson785]

**Intense argument until suddenly the driver decides it escalated too quickly** "Ok, have a nice day."

[@DaintyCalf]

Vid link?

[@gordonbarnes7005]

8:02 "That wasn't a laugh, it was [gives the definition of laugh]."

[@cooperreilly6884]

No it's not that was real diaphragm laugh 8:04

[@depressoespresso7991]

* santa kills children while flying away* *Markiplier laughs* What

[@yellowdeeemond8099]

Raven bird you’ve never played tuber simulator

[@depressoespresso7991]

@@yellowdeeemond8099 what's that??

[@Lanadelgay6789]

Still relevant

[@Tyler_18_]

Raven bird not thank for the Reddit post

[@depressoespresso7991]

@@Tyler_18_ ?? sorry just woke up

[@gracecarnal7624]

Please never stop doing the Try Not To Laugh videos! So many people stopped doing them, but theyre the best! Its just like a full video of non stop laughter and happiness, and I love it! I live for it!

[@hypocritikill3205]

I love you

[@mrcoder7327]

And you too

[@Nakia11798]

Pewdiepie still does them.

[@HenrynotEmily]

😊 I love the positivity.

[@kevalyn8586]

That blind girl named Faith had the same energy as Toph from A:TLA. "Is there anything you can't do, Faith?" "SEE."

[@explicityyy6367]

@Natalie Falk even sounds the same

[@potlucks]

Sorry to do this but A:TLA*

[@Numbattery]

omg thats so accurate

[@brick4353]

i really need to watch the show....

[@mrj6144]

its atla

[@Son_Joe_Productions]

4:44 The Giraffe that snuck into Quagmire’s room. 😂

[@NostalgiaMan]

I saw three women and told them there aint nothin down that way and they flew away.....they were birds. OMG I lost it.

[@jennyzhao9271]

Same

[@EvanGamer]

They were birds.

[@Kyle_00]

naaaah the black guy following the pen HAHAHA omg comedy gold

[@Nyctolust]

Big Chungus it's not dark humour, it was just totally unexpected and that's what made it weird and funny. it's just surprisingly goofy.

[@jaidengoff2019]

Wutaii1 Nostalgia I’m pretty sure I know where that video was filmed too,,, I think I was there that day lmaooo

[@icantthinkofaname8128]

The eye tracking thing killed me when he yelled the f word after his large speech of commitment

[@nicolejackson463]

Yes he said, FUCK!

[@nigerundayo1996]

I never laughed harder

[@icantthinkofaname8128]

@@nigerundayo1996 same I literally couldn't stop laughing for like 5 straight minutes I still laugh about it when I watch it lol

[@Sadius]

8:06 holy shit I’ve never laughed this hard at one of these, his laugh just came out of NOWHERE

[@raulmacias647]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SG123P]

Same here :D

[@sammytimgaming2947]

I laughed

[@QuantumVoyagerX1]

"Man f**ck them kids" *blows them up**

[@tristancannon1974]

Mark’s inner sociopath showed for a moment there

[@justsomebaby3465]

"I'm from Arizona"

[@alwaysandforeverleigh5145]

“They was some birds.”

[@bojyoohoo]

I'm so glad your comments are direct qoutes from the video, thanks for your input.

[@feckmaster6934]

Always And Foreverleigh IT WAS BABIES

[@itznala127]

Did I have a stroke?

[@walktroughgames9063]

Angry birds!

[@kennethshen7265]

I didn;t get that

[@sadredd9677]

Marks face expressions are so cute when he is holding in his laughter

[@djc5165]

True lmao

[@Orbengnor]

You ship septaplier don’t you

[@sadredd9677]

@@Orbengnor yea but I know it's never gonna happen

[@matth9279]

Markiplier: “there’s no such thing as funny” *me holding back laughs after 20 seconds*

[@Jaguarstudios8379]

Same.

[@Emma-tp6bq]

Matt H same

[@skaterpulse6746]

5:17 this video has become basically a culture in the UK. Atleast once a month or year you'll hear someone shout "BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY!" at the top of their lungs

[@RandomGames-u1p]

What video is this?

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

What do you mean?

[@cooperreilly6884]

Where is that place when there arguing maybe England 5:39

[@Nate-q7f]

The string of cussing then have a nice day

[@frankyafton]

I first watched that video on Instagram back when I was 14 and I vivivdly remember I was dying and couldn't breathe for 30 minutes after watching. The "Have a nice day!" after all that yelling was the cherry on top!

[@cadergator]

7:36 markiplier became a drum, a dolphin, and a train engineer in the span of 5 seconds

[@whitecray0en]

drumiplier dolphiplier trainiplier

[@blazarre7251]

Multiplier

[@princeakilesh4881]

That's a masterpiece

[@aliteralpotato873]

@@princeakilesh4881 masterplier

[@osnildofundora2370]

Drug master mark

[@dorkypudi1525]

*"I Would Not Lie To You Guys" - Markiplier 2019*

[@Steven-dm8cz]

HMMMMMMMM

[@hurricanex3142]

something something video something something punishments.

[@Bloinker]

Sinister glare

[@OrnakAvali]

he wouldn't lie but he'll brake his promise

[@ihavemanythingsbutiwantyou2519]

*looks back at the Try not to laugh series* Hmmmmm

[@EmeraldSogeking]

"I would never lie to you guys..." *intensely stares*

[@Merlin12073]

Your profile picture is schreck intensely starring at you

[@Ben7892]

Kristian Murray So he’s shrek?

[@subtopewdiepie6723]

Ok

[@Mixxium]

I love this little look that mark has come on at about 9:06, where he knows exactly how the clip is going to end

[@T0astThom4s]

Markiplier: noting in this world is funny Me: laughing at all the faces he makes

[@raysweetz5488]

same

[@firebat28playz96]

So true

[@circledtwice]

same

[@jockeyfield1954]

*MARKAPLIER*

[@user-rt9yu1ym4o]

You mispelled Markiplier

[@muhammadbinadnan739]

9:11 He Spoke like a Legend then Failed miserably

[@Bigdogcoop]

He was a brave one but a last we lost another soldier to the simps

[@kennyinyourpanties2716]

You mean to the thots?

[@BlueYT1107]

It represents all men perfectly

[@Majimba]

PHACK!

[@a_nameyt3008]

the timestamp is 911

[@Kryptongurl84]

I lost it at 5:09 People cussing at each other is funny just in general but when English is not their first language it takes it up a notch.

[@varunjagota3581]

They are two indians who are fighting

[@cringeycomix9977]

Especially the have a great day.

[@Nosila0]

Mark is really evolving, it's really amazing how that giggly bitch hold up since that argument is something out of this world lol hahah

[@Somajsibere]

@@varunjagota3581 Aren t they speaking Hindi? Cause that is what it sounds like.

[@alxxsv]

Filip Georgescu ngl it kinda sounds like screaming the f word in English. Just a theory tho. A game theory!

[@FamilyEntertainmentStudios]

8:09 That Laugh Is Priceless 😂

[@FamilyEntertainmentStudios]

8:10

[@matthewbaang8749]

1:40 this alone predicted Mark's relationship with Lady D

[@ashleypisarts]

Oh my god 😳

[@danielbasiri2038]

No it’s because people call him short for some reason

[@danielbasiri2038]

I don’t think he’s ever met that lady in his life

[@prestonthebeston1735]

Mood

[@Oggie_rumperoo]

@@danielbasiri2038 They meant “Lady Dimitrescu” not the lady in the video 🤦‍♀️

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Santa had his magic set to kill instead of stun

[@olessalvesen]

Daniel Staples That was the worst one by far

[@noe4354]

Santa was kicked because of team killing

[@gordalot]

Daniel Staples lol phasers

[@ghostseekerxiii8061]

Daniel Staples I luaghed at the kung Fu fighting lady part

[@thatdudetom6227]

3:10 This is what happens when you use google translate for your ad

[@ANGELILYworks]

😂😂😂

[@crystalnae3122]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zacharyscott3038]

I miss these. I wish you would do them more often, he is such an awesome laugh and I feel more included especially when we’re both laughing together. Lol 😂

[@stephaniereynolds702]

The girl rocking the stationary bike didn’t make me laugh until Mark gave his amazing commentary then I couldn’t breathe I laughed so hard 😂😂👏

[@katethehuman2001]

8:07 Santa: “no witnesses...” *kills the kids that saw him*

[@Le_Sploingus]

What is that vid called

[@tronixrex6038]

@@Le_Sploingus it's called "Secret Santa" by the channel Tomska (in which is also the creator of the asdf series).

[@Le_Sploingus]

@@tronixrex6038 I wasnt talking about the comment but thanks, it was funny anyway, also I found it

[@richardsavings6690]

"What's this shit on my shoulder?" BOOM

[@Astarust]

@*l a w l i e t* I-

[@sorentothesky]

1:58 Okay I lost because of Mark's face XD 4:51 Get your mind out of the gutter, Mark!

[@oddenoughstorm7890]

*slow clap*

[@cookie_eater6521]

🌚

[@AdamTheLeviathan]

i'd actually was watching this video with family,i got fuked after that :D

[@jajnuharium]

Once a year I binge all of these videos and they never get old.

[@y0shi-m0shi]

Mark: *See’s the giraffe video* Mark after the clip: “Nothing wrong with that at all”

[@zentherealmmage3137]

He was joking

[@wolfbrigade1425]

Zen the Realm Mage NOOOOOOOOO, REALLY I COULDNT TELL

[@smolcat6024]

I have seen everything..

[@milesatlas6941]

Mark: doesn't laugh at funny things Also mark: laughs at child murder

[@anddoomsticeforall8140]

It feels forced

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

And Doomstice for all 🅱️ℹ️🅱️🅱️🅰️ children being destroyed by Santa’s fireball throwing is hilarious

[@RealFeytey]

Implying child murder isn't funny

[@andrewdrinkwater1986]

Did he blow the kids up? I dont get it 🤣🤣🤣

[@OutstandinglySteve]

Doesn't

[@rev1714]

Children:*died* Mark:*laughs histericaly* Me:...Mark=oompa loompa confirmed

[@rogerferreira1247]

I laughed..

[@rev1714]

@@rogerferreira1247 Ah, i see. You are oompa loompa as well

[@XPWindows_]

I think everyone laughed at this because it was so unexpected

[@markstarnes984]

Then I found out them was birds

[@abigailwood8670]

Mark, what the heck?!😂

[@RadleysVlogs]

8:07 I love that the human reaction time causes mark to pause before blowing up in laughter

[@coolguylyn]

8:08 You know what Santa's rule is..... NO WITNESSES.

[@UltimatePowerRanger]

What's the name of the video

[@jertspleen1464]

Triphus it’s called Santa and the channel is dingdongvg

[@UltimatePowerRanger]

@@jertspleen1464 thanks

[@T.W.Gamers]

Oh god those poor kids who see Santa

[@pokemontrainerhilbert7612]

8:07 Santa: sees kids Also Santa: Target identified.

[@antsuk6126]

[Target Eliminated]

[@verycrazzy2304]

[7 Kill Streak]

[@Mimic_AveragePlayer]

[ Buzz kill ]

[@Sir_Cumference314]

Remember kids be good or Santa will blow you up with his space magic

[@Mordeomaneater]

Pokémon Trainer Hilbert 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thijsvandaalen2592]

Mark: that’s real cute 5 sec later *giraffe deepthroats fence*

[@ritualelf]

LOL yes, this comment is gold. I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out.

[@SpaceCatNuggets]

R I was thinking the same thing

[@draconicreconcile]

I dont think it was deepthroating tbh

[@8bitfridge432]

Well the giraffe has a tall neck anyway

[@lightvoid7089]

g i r a f f e S U C C

[@Calyxor_]

7:34 with captions 😂 chest abuse XD

[@rainrunya]

the analysis from 3:54 - 4:25 was funnier than the girl actually falling

[@callumcasey9156]

'this is shit level 2...'

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

Girl got hit right in her cooch.

[@jacksonunderwood1695]

The absolute confusion in his face when he saw the cat lift off

[@FiniteCS]

I'm surprised he didn't realize that the cat was in an airplane since you could see the wings out the window, hence how the cat was able to be affected by zero gravity for those few seconds.

[@ProxymanDerk]

do you guys know where to find that video of the kitty flying?

[@kriz1541]

The cat was just as confused

[@xxTC-96xx]

“I will not laugh, I will not laugh at a single video in this playlist!!” Seconds later “F**k!!” ~me at every try not to laugh so far

[@not2be4gotten02]

Same reaction as the last video

[@noobsmarf3000]

xxTC-96xx hey TC Good luck on your Betty vs Frisk project!

[@thegravityfallsandmlpqueen7168]

not me iam a pro at try not to lagph challenges

[@xxTC-96xx]

@@noobsmarf3000 thanks XD it's a slow process but I'm still going at it

[@beltheo2030]

8:43 my favorite part of this entire video 😂

[@RandomAnineFan]

He was so determined but fails immediately

[@editing.org.9108]

"MA THE CAT IS BACK, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARING MAKEUP-" The cat: *i just wanted to be pretty...*

[@imveryartistic5002]

I felt so bad for the baby it was raining and wanting shelter. i would talk the baby in

[@TallMamaLlama3]

I fucking love that cat

[@el.luvscomputers]

I wanna know if that cat is real, so I can fix it's makeup

[@hopeuwu2479]

I feel so bad for the cat I think it is cute

[@Quindilon]

4:26 the cat was experiencing some lag.

[@-wandering_soul-8778]

Ugh..hate when that happens..

[@Aoxi]

Quindilon wow glad you figured that one out.

[@nil7201]

In time with that beat boxing

[@redittedd]

No it cant lag it's real life it can only lag in virtual games stupid

[@CHlNO2007]

999 ping

[@Luked4105]

I called the number at 3:15... Apparently it is somewhere in Louisiana. I have now gone further and even more decided to use!

[@birbandgames7566]

What did they say oh my god

[@solidzex8627]

Have you also look more like ?

[@Takeshi_XP]

Luke Datsko Did you actually call?

[@jackflanagan9499]

Do you also look more like?

[@Luked4105]

@@solidzex8627 yes

[@alasdairsinclair916]

Mark's commentary got me just as much as the actual videos.

[@ryderblayed2421]

8:09 it took Mark 1 second to realise that the kids were blown up by Santa Claus

[@Chinmeng420]

Santa erased the witness XD

[@partycrasher1569]

lolArachnid Videos

[@ryderblayed2421]

thanks

[@Nisel-v1x]

Kinda stolen....

[@jahfkas1790]

@@Chinmeng420, but aren't we the witnesses? … I officially have no wishes for Christmas.

[@justmark7223]

Bunny: *gets killed* Markiplier: don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh

[@Aiden87649]

Underated

[@katsanchez4797]

I died…

[@jakobepierce5875]

@@katsanchez4797 just like that rabbit

[@katsanchez4797]

@@jakobepierce5875 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Argenious__Guardian__Knight]

That's doom slayer's rabbit 💀

[@afshanzakir23]

Mark: THERE IS NO JOY INSIDE OF MY BODY! *has lost 18 times in every try not to laugh challenges*

[@krypt2224]

I love your show

[@zonecalibur372]

That never happened this is someone else he’s markoplier

[@afshanzakir23]

Krypt 222 thanks!

[@afshanzakir23]

Useless Goddess oh really?

[@zonecalibur372]

100% (not) sure

[@thebathroom6327]

Calling the blind kid's radio show "a vision of hope" is brutal

[@insidiousvim2679]

3:56 That explanation got me more than the video

[@sijiharold7564]

Me too

[@sammydan1987sc]

Dammit that was my comment idea

[@18videowatcher41]

YES! The step-by-step analysis is the best part of the video! xD

[@watticusjr.6707]

Same

[@drdandy5680]

Insidious VIM mhm

[@OneFinalAutumn]

It's crazy how much humor has changed in the most subtle of ways over the course of three years.

[@flameofmage1099]

I know lol

[@m00nrac00n]

Yea now its just selfaware suffering.

[@cbabaint]

except santa blowing up a group of kids its still funny

[@PerfectCell937]

Yeah it changed real subtle

[@crinklyonion1410]

Yeah, I still find that stuff funny four years later, but it’s definitely surreal.

[@sealmango3666]

Markirplier: This is so disrespectful therefore not funny Markirplier 2 seconds later: *Chuckles*

[@ethanmikkelsen9759]

I was your 69th like Nice

[@Idk-rr8mt]

Nice

[@m.midnight5808]

Skullbone 2017 *Bunny dies* Markiplier: *laughs* Also markiplier: that was so sad

[@Idk-rr8mt]

@Caden Stickleymarker pliers

[@sealmango3666]

Caden Stickley I see your a man of punctuations.

[@thehellhoundsarehere6744]

I need Markiplier to do these again.

[@ghosted1690]

The fact that he just breaks down the whole "s***lord" thing is hilarious.

[@walkintobrickwallsfordays8756]

Good on you for censoring that my sensitive eyes can't be witness to the word shit

[@ghosted1690]

@@walkintobrickwallsfordays8756 lmao what

[@docsfallfromgrace]

Jack: L A U G H! Mark: NOTHING about this is funny! Great video though!

[@beeking2068]

Mark: *Sees something incredibly funny* Also Mark: *starts breakdancing to keep from laughing*

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

If i had to supress a laugh by dancing i would just start dancing better than every dancer in the world and double that

[@MoreSettledWindow98]

8:06 It's quite funny how I'm seeing this on Christmas day.

[@hizakaze]

That last one "Eye Tracking Challenge" was so funny that I almost died laughing, literally.

[@mitchliao2581]

"Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" *0.5 second later* ""FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[@rustycoregamer]

After all that dedication, he instantly admits defeat 😂😂😂

[@abigailmanning1730]

Mark: sees giraffe licking pole KZbin: plays ad about vaping Mark: almost loses it

[@tavarusbenton5291]

Abigail Manning bruh that pole got game 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@notbaymax5499]

69th like too😂

[@pengoschwortz4734]

He didn’t see an ad what?

[@Roselyn_-.]

“That was very disrespectful and therefore not funny..” **Laughs**

[@TheCreateCraftJurassic]

8:06 Santa blowing up children made mark spontaneously combust 💀

[@cooperreilly6884]

Yeah like WTF 8:06

[@tbp_entertainment]

"WHY ARE Y'ALL WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT WAY? THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE! AND THEY FLEW AWAY. I SAW 'EM, THEM WAS SOME BIRDS."

[@jeliahspeight3410]

Thats really funny😏😏😏

[@jeliahspeight3410]

@@tbp_entertainment thank u for commenting down below plz leave 100 likes👍

[@alwaysandforeverleigh5145]

*Asks blind child “Is there anything you can’t do, Faith?”* Blind Child: “See.”

[@LAZERAK47V2]

Love me some sardonic wit.

[@quarsay]

Yes that's what she said

[@kiwidaboss3850]

I mean, she can’t fly so...... caught you on that didn’t I?

[@Ifbdndkdjddndn]

Bro your likes are on 911.

[@alwaysandforeverleigh5145]

S0M3_0N3 Illuminati confirmed.

[@smulker_]

I genuinely feel bad for the “ugly” cat

[@Path0ss]

Why??? The dude who recorded the vid is it’s owner.

[@smulker_]

NikaBee still

[@xXSpideyEditzzzXx]

Me too

[@nekophilia9400]

Don't worry! The person who's talking over the recording just dubbed over it. The cat isn't actually being yelled at. His name is Wilfred Warrior on Instagram!

[@ilikenougat8892]

@Kaylee Peery It looks like the cat eqiuvalent to a pug

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

0:27, that's my favorite song.