Try Not To Laugh Challenge #17

Don't Laugh! I'm really gonna try not to laugh this time guys! I swear!
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[@kaiklasher]

6:12 “i’m in a tank and you’re not” he wins every argument ever

[@MrSwayzy]

6:23 The dad: get out of the fucking tank Son: nooo

[@somerandomsovietdude7269]

Well from my experience I have won every argument but damn those shells are real fucking expensive

[@gay_anxiety9669]

Literally 10 mins later: Son:*faces the tip of the tank at his father* Tell me to get out again and I will shoot u.(1sec after destroying the FBI)Son:I RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov]

Get yourself a bigger tank and you will win

[@Quinntus79]

Ironman,"Tank missile."

[@musabhussien2986]

I swear the hardest part about these is not laughing at mark’s laugh

[@thechadchampion]

I swear I laugh more at mark laughing that the actually funny clips.

[@lilianaiannazzi5121]

@@thechadchampion omg same

[@GigaChad-nu1rz]

Same

[@Cosmosdestructor]

@@GigaChad-nu1rz you… you’re doing the same thing that I am

[@Aaron_Mitch_Hudskin2416]

Thanks for someone sharing my Pain.

[@octodaddy877]

The baby burper machine broke me. I don't know if it legitimately made me laugh that hard, or once I started laughing I just let every other laugh I had been holding in out, but I LOST it. Just the way the arm ominously approaches the baby and how eventually the baby just starts spurting out milk.

[@ravenbailey4088]

Same😂😂😂

[@avamuscat3651]

Lol same

[@anotherchanneliguess2335]

For me, it was the Grinch YTP

[@Milliekrewarts]

The Grinch video and the baby burper machine it made me laugh so hard I don't know why but I have so broken humor

[@joannecendana]

it’s the last squirt of milk that gets me 😂

[@fleshmaggot666]

I don’t know why but seeing mark laugh is the best comfort content

[@aloafofsourdough612]

Person: BLINK MOTHER FUCKA Cat: **Takes one step forward** Person: AHHHH-

[@AngelWingsYT]

News anchor: and our top story today....man was killed by the cat who never blinks

[@kingstaze9696]

Why does he sound like the scout?

[@flor133]

I'm crying

[@ilovemilfs1]

@@kingstaze9696 he does that shit

[@opinionsthatabsolutelydont8761]

Valid lesson to be nice to cats 🙃

[@sydneycolvin5077]

Mark:"is that a Supra??" Wade:"is that a Supra???" Ethan:"is that a Supra????" Jack:"is that a Supra?????" Bob: *sprays glasses* "is that a Supra??????"

[@kellydean3456]

Neighbor: It's those crazy idiots again Karen... Call the cops.

[@parkminhyukakarocky9167]

You forgot Tyler

[@sydneycolvin5077]

@@parkminhyukakarocky9167 oh crap you right ma bad

[@BroadcastingCN]

You forgot Jack Peterson

[@DeathProductions200]

@@parkminhyukakarocky9167 Tyler is the one with the supra

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

"How much of a Markiplier fan are you?" Me: "I remembered when the subtitle here said *live audition as Sayori* " 1:05

[@xcaedes]

Haha I get it

[@iwazuminhajime6138]

Nooooo

[@captlegendary]

oh fu-

[@abb6351]

DUDEEEEEE THATS SO TRUEEEEE

[@whompus3639]

lol

[@ATIHpss64HM]

i love how, once mark laughs, he's just like "frick it, i already lost" and laughs at every clip after that

[@Skill__Issue]

Nobody: The guy who made the subtitles: *Giggleplier*

[@Xfrim]

B

[@Xfrim]

R

[@Xfrim]

U

[@Xfrim]

H

[@nolanpiche7902]

The Guy Ahove Me Doesn’t Have A Point

[@SL-fq1zc]

“IS THAT A SUPRA?!” mark: *laughing protocol activated*

[@iggysden7542]

Yes

[@stefjansen7056]

I died when I saw that one

[@odrum9244]

Mark laughs at that guy he cleans his glasses so qiuckly and dumb

[@lapizza7175]

Its Strange because hes laughing at not funny jokes

[@targapantera3330]

s....su.....suh...........SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@daglizzyguy6429]

Mark's laugh is the most unique laugh I have ever heard

[@darkanddank8063]

His face expressions when he tries not to laugh give me life.

[@piper.led_6234]

Mark: “I’m not gonna embarass myself.” *first video plays* Mark again: *starts laughing*

[@user-ym2tu6rn1h]

It was funny!

[@gamingwithjay4171]

The dab got me

[@OmegaVAscriptwriter]

Mark:slaps table and says '' NO! No! no. ''

[@sipapi1131]

Mark dint laugh at the first clip btw

[@kikoboy6701]

Should’ve gone with the meme and said also mark, but pretty good anyways!

[@isaacrogers4174]

I’ve noticed that once Mark laughs at one, he laughs at the rest is what it seems like.

[@ragnamonkey1501]

Well yeah Bcs he lost so what’s the point of trying

[@KingGhidorah5464]

Breaking the laugh seal 😂

[@havok7860]

Yes

[@stankylad8815]

Yes, that's what laughing is

[@tacocats2244]

9:34 turn on captions

[@miaka357]

The cat standing up got me so bad😂

[@user-fw4rg5dp6c]

The goosebumps one?

[@BraydonHopfner]

People: “laughing extends your life by 8 years!” Mark: “I… am inevitable..”

[@saketbakshi4235]

I'M FKING INVINCIBLE, JACK!

[@user-vb5sr3jt3o]

"sprays glasses" "wipes glasses" IS THAT A SUPRAA?!

[@abdeegibranmunfaridz-xiips1284]

that was my highest peak. can't hold it again.

[@shlaak]

Is that a S O U P B R U H?!

[@dadoncouch732]

Literally read this while it played.

[@caesarreymundo98]

I laughed so hard at 8:22

[@MJY5more]

*Yes*

[@rainingwhenidie]

This mans laugh is curing my quarantine depression ngl

[@mrpotatoe6263]

Thot Destroyer same

[@memejuiceyt9426]

K

[@kadenkarna9546]

True

[@ladyvermillion4661]

🆂🅰︎🅼🅴

[@lynsey4224]

Mine too

[@niklika]

4:32 Made me laugh so hard, I even rewatched it 5 times and I could not stop laughing

[@jenniemae87]

The T-posing cat landed a headshot. That was hilarious.

[@tywhitefarmsyt1638]

Guy: *wipes off glasses* IS THAT A SUPRA? *Markiplier has died*

[@batan8808]

IS THAT A SUPRA!

[@octanemain3700]

I was goin strong with no laughs till MARKIPLIER laughed to death and ruined it

[@mothball5499]

Mason Whitehead SAME HIS LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS

[@albedokreideprinz1012]

Markiplierexe. has stopped working

[@tywhitefarmsyt1638]

Jannah Christina Ong ya mean Markiplier.exe

[@GermansRuinedWT]

7:23 It’s always those perfectly cut screams that make me laugh.

[@averagemechanenjoyer]

r/perfectlycutscreams

[@jacobcurcio1369]

@@averagemechanenjoyer r/ihavereddit

[@nailaaguinaga4563]

Saaaaaaaame. 😶

[@datweirdguy1139]

r/thirdsub

[@daliladoherty5353]

I’m Bored Same

[@JunkstHat3605]

5:19 The ghast sounds made it even funnier💀

[@4737Studios]

1:16 I had to check if my volume was up 😂😂😂

[@Trickstershep1]

**Guy sprays his glasses with window cleaner** *Mark.exe has stopped working*

[@moparmex4277]

IS THAT A SUPRA!?!?!?!?

[@spacerracer3084]

*All cars guys have joined the chat*

[@malee5695]

@{Kimberly Montes The Queen of Pink! Sucks} {YT} AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[@neongamer3330]

*sprays face/glasses with window cleaner* IS THAT A SUPRA?!?!?!?!

[@Aether7300]

@@spacerracer3084 and we aint leavin any time soon

[@NostalgiaMan]

The guy spraying his glasses with window cleaner....I LOST IT !!!

[@nooseywoosey3612]

Same here, bud

[@theb00st3r9]

Is that a SUPRA ?? 😂😂😂

[@zenofury2255]

Same bro

[@jacobalexanderselth2302]

Same here

[@werr3222werrr]

The only one a laughed at

[@beaniebunnqueensuefurniqi590]

8:07 I lost weight laughing at that🤣🤣🤣

[@omnitato6988]

I actually like how markiplier actually try’s not to laugh

[@williampaterson7808]

Me: **Drinks water** Video: “He Turned around and he saw a small Jew.”

[@gordonng8090]

Big sploosh

[@williampaterson7808]

Dino Might Yep. 😂

[@skeeterfromsouthpark1414]

Kyle brovloski

[@SurferRosa88]

He's gonna light the fire place for the jew

[@bettyoster6916]

the military one, I remember my BF showing me that on his phone.

[@littledreamling4829]

-Sprays glasses with window cleaner -Wipes MARK IS THAT A HAiRCUT!?

[@jkenney6879]

President SunJay hey you pay mark thanks for that

[@estebanjacobojr5518]

Ngl the guy at 3:00 sounds like the l4d2 hunter

[@trxshmonke6590]

Bro I hear it

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Fun fact! The hunter is voiced by a heavy metal vocalist.

[@NekoRen811]

1:01 my first thought: "Oh no, nothing good comes with this song in a meme" my second thought: "Is that a kid's dead body‽‽‽‽‽" because that's where my brain goes for some reason

[@elizabethkuruc7701]

“i’m literally in a tank and you’re not” the BEST

[@aardwolfismymiddlename988]

ARTHUR! GET OUT OF THE TANK! LITERALLY GET OUT OF THE TANK!

[@ilovesidemen2562]

He is the best

[@generalv.1891]

Elizabeth Kuruc I‘m literally in love with you profile picture and you‘re not

[@CatholicWeeb]

6:08

[@goldminer1275]

The tank is an M4 Sherman. Glad to share knowlege

[@sheluvsni]

His voice is just so soothing he should be a movie narrator

[@brainloading5543]

He actually is

[@Piflle]

Na he shouldn’t he’d explode every times theres a joke

[@zerotwo2132]

He should be the narrator of The Stanley Parable

[@fquinones78]

i agree

[@lynnwilhelm8334]

Edge of Sleep podcast

[@valoriehansen1649]

Being a vivid glasses wielder, I know why spraying and wiping the glasses was funny.

[@DirtIncorperated333]

Mark: "Funny videos" "Laughs imminently"

[@totsy_meow]

Some guy: **wipes his glasses** Mark: **laughs like crazy**

[@varunnair420]

....

[@ipsharoy7398]

@@varunnair420 ???

[@abbyboring3180]

same

[@nicanorbuzovoi]

Is dat a supra?

[@totsy_meow]

@Gamerpro AR yeah ik

[@saturnsystem3167]

“the initial stages of teaching bunnies they will all die” is that a clock ticking i hear?

[@icanthandlechange0]

Hehe OwO

[@magnusburame2409]

u n u s a n n u s

[@manjappabchittaranjan9780]

umatt and rebecca

[@mumof4501]

These is thrilling

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Memento Mori

[@ufflenuffle251]

I like how with every try not to laugh video markiplier starts the video super serious and he just get more lighthearted and goofier as the video goes on.

[@HeavensMemory]

4:09 made me almost choke on my cereal 🤣

[@Oracle_J_Gaming]

The newest rayman game is here

[@eunicehernandez4474]

Even if the clip isn’t funny, Mark has always has a way to make me laugh, it’s watching him laugh.

[@josiahbarber461]

I agree with you even if he plays happy .wheels

[@KZN53]

@@josiahbarber461 what killed me was the first one even without mark idk why but it's like marks reaction was late but with Mark it makes it funnier 😂

[@josiahbarber461]

@@KZN53 ya it is a lot funnier with mark and his reactions

[@candy9814]

Eunice Hernandez “mark has always has”

[@DisregardThis]

ikr... mark is so adorable when he laugh

[@iHasCupquake]

1:15 thought I accidentally pressed my mute button.

[@Ahhh_01]

Oh hey cupquake

[@gfong2235]

Hell cupquake how ya doing

[@tomasinojonathan]

Nice cameo in Ralph Breaks the Internet btw!

[@galaxygirl5878]

What the uhh hey

[@lazyyyp]

iHasCupquake ITS YOU

[@Stack_4_the_underscore_]

5:10 THIS PART, gets me every time! Not even kidding (mostly the Ghast scream covering)! Who else?

[@eoduun543]

i love how mark mark is so confident when the vid starts but dies of laughter at the end

[@gamergirlbella5362]

me: "Mark laughs at the stupidest shit." Also me: *dies of laughter at the mark laughing*

[@nemo7112]

ayo, dally's gOrl here boii. (i luv ur profile)

[@gamergirlbella5362]

nemo 31 tysm 😜

[@moonfangknight1999]

Same lol

[@gabernment]

Dally sodapop ponyboy darrell two bit steve dallas johnny

[@Darth_Revan670]

Same

[@stanletters]

The man just sprayed his glasses with window cleaner, and wiped it with a towel to make sure it was a Supra, and that got me so hard

[@joshuadougall7693]

Gets me every time

[@jorieboy11]

I seen that video before it got viral. I’m not sure wether its a supra or not lol

[@ilovegreenday9291]

I got really hard too, he fine😏

[@guymanperson1136]

Same

[@JamesTheSubieGuy]

Like it gets me everytime

[@ssj4gogeta130]

I love the girl saying nothing is happening like the dog is smart enough to comprehend her words and dumb enough to believe them if it could!

[@rblxseal]

Mark is the only type of guy to first laugh his ass off and then say 'Not Funny'

[@renegadesquad7975]

The cat made me ball in tears laughing

[@renegadesquad7975]

So as the "Is that a Supra"

[@justaguywitharyupfp9625]

My brain cant decide if that cat is adorable or ugly

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

"Blink mothaf***a!" *[Cat walks forward]* "A-"

[@natecondy6193]

That cat is str8 P O S T E D

[@CaLypSO4456]

SAME XD

[@cben8989]

How to make markiplier laugh: hang a man on the roof and play some meme music

[@proudanon]

I would laugh to that

[@INAI1NAIREBOOT]

HE'S JUST- HE'S JUST GOIN!! HE'S JUST GOIN!!!

[@linkinparkislife]

A few years ago a brown recluse crawled into my hair while I was reading in bed. I used to be more terrified of spiders than anything, plus I fell off the bed 😂 imagine how hard that'd make him laugh if he saw it

[@aliteralpotato873]

Teach me the way to happiness brother, please

[@TheBaldEagleGeorgeWashington]

I have the man, what music should I play?

[@alexhlavka8838]

Mark: in what world would that be funny? In nun-world Nuns: this is unholy

[@amandareeves5101]

I love how once mark reaches his breaking point of laughter, he finds basically everything funny

[@bbagginsmcswaggins]

"Nothing is happening, you're ok, literally nothing is happening". *s c r e m* That dog is my spirit animal

[@cierradunham4296]

Same XD

[@ArtCrusades]

807 likes and 1 comment? Wow

[@bbagginsmcswaggins]

@@ArtCrusades I dunno what's up with it either, but we take those lmao

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Well, he was in a tank so that cancels it out

[@claraafton2569]

Me to.....f shots....

[@thatclappedk24accord41]

"is that a supra?" every 14 year old "car enthusiast ever"

[@OkuriLucy]

Can confirm, that was me.

[@alexwarren8297]

I don't get it

[@macsig0750]

Lolathon

[@adaml1463]

"every car enthusiast ever"

[@itsvizor171]

Adam L not really

[@alfiemoorcroft5998]

Most of these I can manage but then Mark laughs and its just contagious xD

[@user-pv6zz1dj1p]

That cat's like "I'm Spider-Man."

[@Aliferius]

*giggleplier continues laughing as the poor man cant wash his hands*

[@davecrupel2817]

Giggleplier 😂😂😂

[@dacarvoid45]

Markiplier seems to have mastered the art of laughing silently.

[@NekoRen811]

I have also mastered that art, and sometimes it concerns people because it will look like I'm having a seisure, I wont be but it looks like it to some people

[@remingtonwright6796]

Not audible = not laughing. Loop holes.

[@Catvr295]

The dog was not funny just sad

[@kkachi]

Forget the challenges. I just love seeing you laugh.

[@madisonmoore8212]

It's the first day of 2022 and it has already been rough sooo came back to these once again lmao

[@RafelJaggai]

3:28 "He turned around and he saw a small -child- jew." "Diddle de diddle de doo jew" Thats had me rolling lmfao 🤣🤣

[@Billyboy1607]

who know what video this is from?

[@n14ck]

the gaming fez it’s called how the grinch borrowed Hanukkah

[@ophinx4594]

-c h i l d-

[@8-bitapple476]

It's fiddly diddly do jew

[@8-bitapple476]

Who was no more than NiNe AnD hAlF

[@suetan]

Well this proves that when Mark starts laughing at one thing, he'll start laughing at anything.

[@jadawcken2066]

SO,SO, TRUE HAHA

[@mr.jazzmoose1937]

Ikr

[@alexkeigan48]

same girl SAMEEEEEE

[@devingross3189]

that is so true lol I notice it all the time when he watches one of these "try not to laughs"

[@millerwhale]

4 Digit 5 well he isn’t as bad as I am, I’ll laugh my ass off at the most unfunny shit XD

[@matthewoberle8819]

Omg, I love the closed captions on these videos!

[@R1ckle]

Got my snacks- and my energy water- time to watch Markiplier because that is true comfort

[@megathot3734]

6:51 That cat just came straight out of a Tim Burton movie

[@Vixorel]

And unfortunately is the clip that got me to laugh lol

[@eriskhaos7311]

Unicron the Chaos bringer that’s actually exactly what I was thinking. It looks like the cat from Frankenweenie

[@malixnant]

actually yeah

[@LordCantalo]

Felt more Jim Henson-y to me.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Animals: *Exist* Mark: Anyways, so I started laughing

[@Kazoom-ie]

Hmmmm late

[@monkeyman4015]

jesus christ man its been years and you still comment on old shit

[@azurerandomness]

How are you here :0

[@Mr.HabibiReal]

@@monkeyman4015 why are u here then huh

[@monkeyman4015]

@@Mr.HabibiReal im hunting the Mustacheless man

[@user-vg1rt6xg3f]

markiplier in every try not to laugh challenge: I have no joy in my soul also markiplier laughing at almost every video

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and makes me feel happy*

[@Jon101Smith2]

Lol at the dude who sprays and wipes glasses when he says "IS THAT A SUPRA?!"

[@AMETHYST21897]

i couldn't help but laugh myself thats probably the funniest clip i've seen

[@jessicaalbrecht6770]

i don't see what is so funny bout that. can you explain.

[@Jon101Smith2]

@@jessicaalbrecht6770 Already someone whose sense of humour does not include that one. I just let someone else explain, this is a relatively popular video

[@manglehaggard2874]

@@Jon101Smith2 its when a guy says "IS THAT A SUPRA" and the guy sprayed his glasses and wipes and also says "IS THAT A SUPRA"

[@jaredchong4070]

@@jessicaalbrecht6770 Theyre overeacting to a car that can do extremely fast and quick. Its one of only few cars that can beat down the Model S.

[@lordpantero3739]

This brings me back, I was camping with my family, we were all in our bags and I just start laughing. I laughed for two hours that night

[@john-paulhamilton5442]

Not even a minute in this video and my eyes are already filled with tears of laughter and I can't contain it! You lost and I am a bad loser.

[@Roman-1227]

7:55 :O *sprays glasses* IS THAT A SUPRA??!!

[@irishhobo8656]

LOL

[@irishhobo8656]

I’m dead

[@Roman-1227]

Bakugou Kakski Guys he’s dead where to burry the body?

[@irishhobo8656]

You Ligit IDIOT I’m not really dead

[@Roman-1227]

Bakugou Kakski It’s a joke lol

[@Nathorix]

Any hairstyle suits you I swear.

[@navitalksalot4642]

True

[@erikaandrewhernadez8028]

Omg nathorix I watch ur vids I'm subbed hi

[@lunamoonlupis8081]

I KNOW!!!!! He does look super nice tho

[@EstirChan]

true but i miss the floof

[@rainbowgoat3799]

wow hi

[@haxius7342]

Its not the videos that makes me laugh, its the priceless face of mark and the captions

[@nightmareshadow8998]

we're only 10 days into 2022 and it's already started off on a horrible foot, so I'm watching these so that I can have serotonin again

[@roman_empire005]

Once you see a markiplier "try not to laugh challenge" you know there's gonna be mostly laughing Or him having mini strokes trying to keep the laugh in

[@SharonF161]

I mean, isn't that just the definition of Markiplier

[@christinemartin1197]

Just listening to you laughing and enjoying the Fun anyway Is simply about as Uplifting as one can get. You are Awesome!

[@jeffbezoz6421]

Every now and then I like to binge every try not to laugh episode.

[@syph5411]

7:23 That cat looked like it saw to many things

[@cvat4233]

Heh

[@ashen891]

Yup

[@blaff4904]

It had Vietnam flashbacks

[@B4uzzy]

No he looked stoned

[@zziberry3788]

3:08 "They visibly delight in one another's company." Jacksepticeye screaming alligator

[@leviwalker1507]

AnxietyYT I thought I was the only one who noticed that lol 😂

[@leviwalker1507]

Lol

[@SladesGirl]

omg I was like wait, was that from Jack's aaaahh video? haha

[@sometffurry]

it's not him

[@Toneill029]

That was Jack I didn’t notice.

[@spennywilson4970]

I know this is an old video (watching in 2022) but your videos have helped get me through some very hard times so I wanted to say thank you for all of your great videos

[@ashleyshomin9078]

You have the humor of me when you think the same things I do when you reacts to stuff like this PLEASE I NEED YOU TO DO MORE TNTL VIDS/ TRY NOT TO LAUGH VIDS

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

I died at the end of the stray cat one lmao that would be terrifying.

[@hellsing5062]

Chanceral what's this heart thing at the end of your name I saw it in someone else's name on another markiplier video too

[@lei6922]

@@hellsing5062 click the "join" button next to marks channel :)

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

Hellsing Mark Assad the sponsorship program to help fund his projects. You get a lot of benefits when you join.

[@snowypandasnowykitten7695]

I was laughing but i felt bad for the cat and wanted to hug it

[@groovyninji]

Omg I laughed at the exact same spot, good to know I'm not the only one

[@benaring2875]

When Mark sees the person telling rabbits they will die Mark:"WrItE tHaT oNe DoWn" The real orgins of Unnus Annus lie here

[@Cactuardude]

@@doctortony711 no

[@doctortony711]

reaper leviathan why

[@faoneill]

Mr Tony 711 not my type of humor

[@benaring2875]

Oh we premoting people k sub 2 thatguyzan

[@connormason6873]

That person hanging in one of the clips near the beginning of the video was so funny no matter how many times I watch it I laugh.

[@CretaceousAnimations9535]

God the subtitles make the videos so much better

[@casualbear6295]

I’m in a tank and you’re not. Solid argument in any situation.

[@johnmehlman5195]

@Nicholas Herrstrom JUST BLAST HIM WITH THE TANK

[@shayden4296]

Unless you're in a stuka, then you're not in a tank but in a tommy cooker :P

[@mynameisjeff2481]

Casual Bear unless their in a battle ship

[@sammyhernandez9219]

DROIDS BLAST EM

[@abridgedsupersaiyan2gohan.930]

"You're not my dad."

[@kki3733]

Mark's the type of person to laugh at their own jokes

[@thedrakestorm8755]

where is sikawai

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Well i do too but this video does not make me laugh. Plus when i make jokes all i care about is ME, my enjoyment

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

Same

[@technoraver99]

video gaming = waste of time. housework is much better (karma) bored? anyone? you can find on amazon: teaching books (paramedic), emergency cases, bags, all kind of equipment. time 2 learn first aid measures + emergency medical services EMS good work 4 kids: youth firefighter program. junior firefighter training activities. junior program ems ! giveaways? sponsoring + support? (4 friends, employees, customers etc.) first aid or medic courses, medical literature, + psychological first aid, equipment? (one way keyring resuscitation masks, pocket masks, AED, nitrile gloves (hygienics, diseases, protection! take a pair of gloves with you. you can buy packaged pairs of nitrile gloves. non sterile. for single use only), ambu bags?, CPR simulators ?? stifnecks?, diagnostic lamps, pulse oximeters, stab protection vest, cs gas defense spray, bulletproof vest, seatbelt cutter etc.) smoke detectors? carbon monoxide detectors? fire blanket, structural fire prevention? fire protection coating? (on building walls?) or anti corrosion? (on bridges, tools etc?) fire suppression systems? + installation? instructions? emergency escape and smoke ventilation? smoke extraction staircase? infrared sight 4 lifeguards, firefighters or first responders? 4 amazing tools: portable hydraulic strongarm 4 firefighters etc, hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology! there are more amazing tools! fire extinguishers 4 everyone? every home? (+ child safety device!) + fireproof clothing? + cap, gloves, safety glasses etc (note: there are different types of fire extinguishers and application fields! powder, foam, water etc) become a paramedic instructor in future? firefighter? + pump operator (+ driver) ? (volunteer?) high angle rescuer? ambulance driver or nurse? give it a try! externship? externships? or surgery nurse? geriatric nurse? ambulatory care? home care? (+ specializations? in several areas? wound care management, hygienics, instructor, first aid etc) midwife? or dental assistant ? shuttle service? (disabled people, seniors, wheelchair user) towing service or animal protection ? at least support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships?? (animal aid unlimited org, hsi org, sea shepherd org) animal shelters in your area need money 4 food, maintenance work, expansion, staff, new vehicles, security staff, etc. trips? beach trips? parks? poor dogs :( (create new jobs? build new sanctuaries? new parks? zoological gardens?) maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? crows and other birds would appreciate that. or a japanese maple tree? or go vegan ? potato, zucchini, paprika, cucumber, tomato, rice, fries, ketchup, baked bread etc? hey its animal friendly :) vegan cookbooks? give it a try! its tasty support a protectory? orphanage ? (money 4 disneyland trips or playstation 4? charity work? palatoschisis or cataract aid organization support? (smiletrain org or operation restore hope e.v.?) or kids cancer care? educate a child? parking problems? smart parking solution com think about the environment. in your city. seriously more railways? less cars? more bicycles? or buy solar panels? learn from the solar experts? stop abortions? change laws? strict restrictions? increasing homelessness and pollution = serious problems. time 4 serious solutions! time 2 build new quarters? apartments? + assisted living ? (board and care homes) + medical examinations, checkups etc (+ dentist) ? care + support + coaching + social integration + employment etc? + small group wellness programs or trips? NEW projects? (new jobs?) new hotel projects?? (with doctors, carers, nurses, security staff etc, seminar rooms, briefing rooms, a big pool? (+ diving schools?), + sport areas? spa?) + new motels? serious + fast help? thousands need fast help! yes, giving money 2 very poor people will make their lives better. more proper facilities? + sanitation? more humanity? not less. more facilities + better facilities + more employees + upskilling employees etc ?! (in hospitals, retirement homes, homes for the disabled, homeless etc) better treatment + more comfort 4 residents, patients etc?? better retirement homes? (better medical equipment? + AEDs, one way keyring r. masks, lifters, CPR simulators, pulse oximeters, seminars, training courses, training!, + regular checks!, trips, furniture, therapeutic massage armchairs, automat? drinks?, more wheelchairs (+ replacement) (+ silk or polyester pillows? more comfort? cushioning? (+ shoes? cushioning gel?) padding? less decubitus !), rollator, protector pads? (elbows, hips! etc? = less fractures, pain ! etc), medical alert systems? (+ wearable medical alert buttons?), therapeutics + dental therapeutics? (+ better oral, dental care? less oral thrush !, less periodontitis ! etc), better food?, paintings + art, coast or beach atmosphere? gardens? botanical gardens? allergy? (plastic plants?), better alert systems (+ internal communication via phones? phones 4 all employees?), animals? pets or birds? allergy? bonsai maple trees? etc less isolation? (growing loneliness!) more community oriented activities? + small group trips? (gardens, theatre, museum, dance ball, coasts or beaches? ports? sometimes? more often?) higher wages 4 staff? ..much higher :) (home care patients? they are lonely 2.. most of them!) time 4 changes. time 4 more happyness. everybody wants 2 be happy! donate clothing? support 4 daycare centers? (money 4 new furniture, medic courses, + training, equipment? (+ child and baby CPR simulators? etc) indoor playground or waterpark employees? upskilling? + many more first aid kits (+ better signposts), training, equipment, AEDs etc. easy jobs? clean-up operations? bushes, parks, streets, lakes?, harbors?, seas?, coasts?, oceans? clean up some plastic, broken glass or other trash? trash = serious danger 4 animals. (pain in the stomach, injuries, die offs etc ): its time 4 serious cleaning up operations! (you can use hand nets, nitrile gloves. self protection!) or use a boat? recycling bins? (maybe... leave a slice of toast bread? in the shrubs? or on a grass area? for birds. they love it :) (or walnuts? small pieces. on cold days. winter, autumn etc) work at night? (or new school projects? monthly?) volunteers? or maybe visit a diving school? become a diver? 4 mother nature ... (the plastic trash that floats in the world's oceans actually decompose and release potentially toxic substances into the water) ,,, lets save marine life :) lets remove some plastic and trash. many turtles are in trouble struggling with plastic :( + better recycling systems all around the world? (+ africa, india, etc?) + sanitation? new wells and fresh water ? (there are aid agencies) create new ones? or new jobs? we need jobs. NO replacement of workers or employees! we dont need robots etc. stop robot technology + developement. all kinds of it

[@Sidecutt3]

Let's be real here, who doesn't laugh at their own jokes?

[@theoriginaldudeman]

Marks laugh is more contagious than the flu

[@bible2499]

I literally grew up watching markiplier best youtube channel on the platform

[@badappleneko]

I died laughing at the weird cat and the guy wiping his glasses. 😂😂

[@bill_y500]

Same.

[@lizzle2cents289]

Same! Those were the ones that really got me

[@goobz2626]

NekoDollhart Same😂😂😂

[@sebastiansalaberry5104]

same here

[@savetheworldya8473]

NekoDollhart same here

[@bleh2959]

7:20 when the guy kept screaming "hey ma!!!" I kept thinking of Jack, cause he often does that in his vids

[@Milfcum6969]

HEY MA! MA!! THERES A WEIRD ASS FUCKING OUTSIDE!!!

[@Iomu]

Correction He DID do that

[@rollingrocky3608]

I was thinking about Jack Ma

[@dingdawng]

EY MA! MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! it's awesome!

[@ponylover2206]

But the cat is so cute! Even if it has a weird looking face I would still cuddle the cat😊

[@AshWilliamss]

As soon as it starts he giggles. Then as soon as he looks up I look up and make direct eye contact with him.

[@fnaf_fan1118]

BRUH THE ONLY FUNNY PART IS MARKS LAUGH

[@cloakey1036]

"...and press the burp baby button" Baby: *Projectile vomits at Mach 5*

[@yeetusdeletus4355]

It’s so effective that the baby threw up his stomach acid

[@cloakey1036]

@@yeetusdeletus4355 took 3 months for 1 reply

[@Cloud24774]

@@cloakey1036 yes

[@Noahhhhh1]

The baby even had a seizure 😧

[@dream_walker9726]

*im dying*

[@BberryJesus]

I love how at 1:07 you can see mark slowly realize what's going on and barely hold in his laughter

[@p1ercethev31l]

Bro what is this meme called

[@IshikuNanami]

That would have been my best friend XDD

[@Cerealbox352]

guys i have been looking for ages whats the song please

[@doncheadle3700]

@@Cerealbox352 Monsters Inc

[@Cerealbox352]

@@doncheadle3700 holy shit thank you so much bro

[@user-hp6pk2bs6b]

that dog one broke me AND THEN THE ONE AFTER THAT I CAN'T-

[@unhackedtokeva1762]

Watching him laugh makes my day better because it makes me laugh too!! I think I might try to make a channel to not laugh at KZbinrs reactions to funny videos

[@missclodd]

"You will both die." Rabbit: • × • "These are thrilling times" I can't breathe!!! 🤣

[@draske5553]

Poor bunnies

[@Skyrimfruitsnacks]

“You’re not my dad” “I am your dad” what-

[@vergol]

.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@@vergol oh no! You're the child that makes dad jokes

[@TJKKelly-ej7en]

Son? Dad?

[@TumblrSexyMan31]

''You're not my dad'' ''I am your DED''

[@TJKKelly-ej7en]

Hasan Alp ASLAN dad: Omae wa mou shindig und Kid: NANI?!