WINNING... BUT AT WHAT COST? | Golf With Your Friends

We're back playing Golf as good friends! Very very good friends!
Bob and Wade are Waiting... ► open.spotify.com/show/2X40qLy...
Edited By ► / nerdfiction
And ► / lixiantv
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...

[@ToonusFeesh]

Mark: "simple geometry" The ball: no

[@xonelajr3792]

Lol

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

The ball is like “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that”

[@ToonusFeesh]

@@ALaughingWolf2188 lol

[@MrMcDark25]

Wade screaming “YOU JUST COST ME LIKE 3 STROKES” was so out of nowhere and funny

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😑😑..

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@Baby-rc1cb]

@@BaitPolice It is sad we can’t do anything else but ignore the bot comments because KZbin just allows it.

[@Cytik]

I think when Wade went straight up it was because he and Jack went at the same time and his star just broke

[@Mackenzie_Isnt_Available]

@Lakehuntepic who asked

[@exkoi]

"I thought the pain was over." Mark: "Why would it be over?" mark speaking like a true masochist

[@androgalaxi_alt]

I thought the same thing lmfao

[@SieMiezekatze]

Hope Mark masochistic side gets the better of him and he plays this game again

[@sk1dzzz608]

He. Is a masochist

[@sk1dzzz608]

@@cosmiccc4464 someone broke the bot💀 Text is all fucked up,just click the translate button and you'd see it

[@StickmanChmook]

@@sk1dzzz608 don't fucking @ the bots

[@ecutrell]

Sean: “There is a power bar in this game, right?” Mark: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

[@dj_phantom3413]

I just saw this literally as he said it

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

"THERE'S BARS?!" Lol 😂

[@c4gam1ng12]

@@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailableOH THERE’S A MEASUREMENT FOR POWER!? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TEL ME THAT!?”

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

@@c4gam1ng12 It's at the bottom of the screen

[@dmiller9001]

@@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable They know that. when someone puts quotation marks in a comment, they are using things that were said in the video.

[@RAEOT7GT]

I'm so happy they're playing old games like prop hunt and golf with your friends! Yay!!

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@AAA-dt4yx]

Sorry that you got attacked by 4 bots, man.

[@SwimmingInSunlight]

Can't wait for the return of Sober Minecraft

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@PhineasFerb001]

The amount of bots here is honestly kinda impressive

[@chickenstrips2208]

Markiplier's IQ fluctuates so much during golf, that i wouldn't be surprised if he would randomly come up with the blueprints of a quantum teleporter and all of a sudden not know how to spell "Macaroni".

[@CrashCrown]

@@cosmiccc4464 interesting

[@voidbreather7405]

@@CrashCrown Please don't reply to the spammer/bot, just report their comments.

[@skepticalguy9081]

@@CrashCrown report for child abuse cause that's what it is

[@gard3boi311]

Don't know if this is just me, but it giv s me a prompt to translate the bot'z message, and it's just a spam of "I make banger content"

[@Ronald98]

@@gard3boi311 Yeah same.. that's the new version of the KZbin app for ya... downloaded it yesterday.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

19:20 Mark: _goes to the trap door tunnel_ “Oh I see!” Also Mark: _goes to the exact same tunnel again_

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@adie47]

from what i remeber you can jump off the trapdoor into the rest of the map

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@adie47 :O

[@tadihotado3518]

Smart isnt his thing as you can imagine

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

14:54 Mark: "No Sean they don't roll that way" Sean: *rolls that way* Proof that Sean was that kid in kindergarten who hammered the square into the round hole.

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I don't remember it but I feel like I probably did this 😂😂😂

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Also I now want to see animations of mark, bob, wade, and jack as children in the same kindergarten class - it would be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@GoldenFoxy-vw1eg]

The square goes in the circle hole

[@princemunkymonk425]

Mark: Is sane Any game related to golf: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@soldier-tfindustries9991]

Wait, Mark is sane?

[@redfalcon8062]

And let's not speak about Getting Over It and Golfing Over it

[@PazWasHere]

Markiplier? Sane? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@raindropgaming2683]

@@PazWasHere love how the translate button just makes the laugh ever so slightly longer

[@PazWasHere]

​@@raindropgaming2683 oh my god LMAO

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’m calling it, Markiplier is going to win at the cost of his sanity

[@tylord.]

@@David_Jones8112 How dare you

[@somnius_sanguine]

Ugh, bots in your replies...

[@incomplet1396]

@Arlene productions kumalala kumalala kumala savesta

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@samxsam9397]

The way Mark just instantly goes "Hey is that Dream" as soon as he saw a smiley face made me burst out laughing

[@badateverything2931]

so real

[@NoreMakOfThe3]

That opening story becomes so much funnier when you remember that according to Distractible Mark and Bob's "bunk" left Mark barely enough room between him and the ceiling, meaning that Bob's morning wood would have been squeezing Mark to a pulp

[@pensandshakers]

Why is your virus bot Pewdiepie instead of Mark?

[@gothictrashqueen9109]

Mark: *confused* Wade and Sean: *loud angered screaming* Bob: *laughing at all of them* (obviously)

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting these stupid bots

[@kexard]

Pretty much how it is in every golf game these four have ever played together

[@servxl3406]

“i am so good at this game guys” “YOU JUST COST ME LIKE THREE STROKES”

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😑😑..

[@jaspertyler4557]

@@BaitPolice ty for reminding people so i don't have to.

[@servxl3406]

the bot attack has begun 😰😰

[@winterchill365]

22:30 Pro honey trap strategic play right there.

[@adamqazsedc]

And the fart sounds too 😂

[@bans0s]

never thought I'd laugh at a fart joke this hard

[@RaptorGuy_Red]

4:24 Did he just say “Don’t touch me, I’ll sue?” 🤣

[@colekiesler6218]

Mark: Notices his ball can change direction and move to the hole. Also Mark: “Hatch you beautiful butterfly.”

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😑😑..

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@voidbreather7405]

@@Popgoes-plush-guy Please don't engage with spammers/bots, report their comments instead.

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I fully expected a TikTok butterfly filter or some B's like that on mark when they were talking about butterflies- or maybe like an edited pic of Jack's face on a butterfly. Idk

[@JimesYT]

23:03 Sean's Scream matching up perfectly with Mark's Jump is Incredible Unintentional Comedic Timing

[@toyota_fox]

⛳ ⬇⬇ ⚪ ⬆AA⬆

[@RosheenQuynh]

OMG 😂 Edit: Watched it again and it's still amazing as before!

[@NateSchulte]

That was beautiful. You couldn’t have planned that better

[@Cephyran]

Bob's "Aah(gasp)OH(gasp)Waitaminute" at 11:04 is perfectly synced to the twitching of his little chef's hat.

[@cartooncrazy1438]

Me at the pearly gates talking with the receptionist about the life I lived: "I went straight zero times"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@ShiozakiSama]

Sean: "I am always a Cylinder" Also Sean: "I am an acorn 95% of the time"

[@lixiluv]

yk i would like this but it has 222 likes i cant ruin it

[@SieMiezekatze]

It seems as if they can only change to a especific set number of shapes? And is not that random

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

A cylindrical acorn

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I realized that too 😂😂

[@Whitemare_Blob]

​@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 all of a sudden I need to know what this looks like 😂

[@alyson4902]

Left me in tears laughing so hard. The utter chaos that ensues when you guys play golf with friends will forever hold a special place in my funny bone.

[@aboogala4678]

Here's so you can get some human interaction

[@SpookyNugs]

Have you ever seen Jack playing this with the Irish Lads? It's just as hysterical. I love when Mark and all of them play it. Same with Prop hunt, uno, GTFO, hand simulatior, ghost hunter and stuff. Literally anything with them.

[@JohnDixon]

0:15 is so much funnier with the context of Distractible, since we know how Bob and Mark's bunk bed was set up

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I think it was especially clear since it was squishing his camera in the animation, which would've been Mark in the 'bunk' if that was a true story

[@philipwest140]

23:48, Seán: All the way. Audience: To fuckin' victory town

[@justsomesquonkwithinternet4164]

“There is a power bar in this game right” Jack throwin mad shade at Mark lmao

[@deliriousjason8133]

Mark had legit Vietnam flashbacks after hearing that

[@marshwalker7217]

That was brilliance. Thank you Jack!

[@locomokuu2471]

Oh my god, human replies

[@batmangamer3122]

Followed closely by "do you guys do intros?" All the callbacks😂

[@bloom2586]

i enjoy how long the golf with friends series has lasted

[@bloom2586]

@@BaitPolice woah thats so cool thank you kind sir for helping clean out the trash

[@mayonnaiseonanescalator540]

here's some actual human interaction aside from the police anyways yeah it has been a long time, and still enjoying it

[@Whitemare_Blob]

I wish it was as long as prop hunt or Jack's happy wheels series :(

[@salemcrow5078]

0:22 obsessed with Jack's giggle in the background here

[@kieran101yes]

That's Bob's giggle but either way lol

[@lowkeyfeliks7687]

Wow, the editing on this is amazing. Marcus and Lixian really are doing the most. Explains why Mark posts later than everyone else, too

[@silwatmahmud4672]

20:28 "Its the middle, is that helping?" Is it just me or does Mark just exude golden retriever energy?

[@space_in_ace]

He 100% does

[@DraconicDuelist]

What do you expect? After enough time people start to resemble their pets, both in appearance and personality.

[@jacksonchavarria2329]

It also exudes “Just go under it” energy

[@silwatmahmud4672]

@@jacksonchavarria2329 lol

[@NateSchulte]

@@jacksonchavarria2329 That video was hilarious. I can still hear him screaming that

[@bill351]

That synchronized "why did you touch me?!??" from Bob and Wade at 13:55 was just *chef's kiss*

[@Bo-ft4gw]

Mark going from mad to “hey is that Dream” is amazing

[@Hengyi2301]

15:31 my duck, my duck, my duck is getting fukuck - wade 2022

[@mariahramsey9211]

"Golf" a short and simple, straight to the point intro lol

[@Plixiii]

It doesn't leave ya guessing- that's for sure

[@legendarischeherres2107]

Mark having fun with his friends is just making my day everytime!

[@Calvin_McMurray]

@@TomatoZI are you mad at comments?

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😑😑..

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@gothicfemboy428]

I am a god KZbinr. Markiplier bows to me!!!! I own all of you.

[@HG-eu9ut]

Wow such beautiful replys

[@zxTroublexz]

No matter how many POVs of this game I watch, Wade screaming WHAT HAPPENED TO ME still absolutely kills me

[@cassiemugs1400]

11:41 is freaking hilarious!!!! Just wade screaming cause he went straight up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 19:10 that high note, 10/10 amazing!

[@U.M.A.]

0:56 I like how Seán still remembers 2016 Mark 😆

[@yuno3153]

i love how mark brings back his old series, it gives me nostalgia

[@Crazme]

then he ends it right there

[@melonsmysteries]

Something about Mark saying "Is that Dream?" makes my heart sing. Like I've been watching Mark forever it feels like and I've been watching Dream since a little while back, just seeing a KZbinr I used to watch all the time mentioning a KZbinr I watch a lot of now just makes brings back memories & makes me happy

[@rowangothic]

SAME! I know it's kinda silly to think that Mark wouldn't know who Dream is, but the dsmp fandom has been my comfort hyperfixation for years now and I LOVE hearing that Mark knows about Dream :)

[@_SpiderLily]

I love watching the different perspectives because you get to see more and hear more because some people cut things that other people don't and it's interesting to hear all the different sides

[@WoodsInTheWoods]

I majorly miss the Golf It/Golf With Friends/Prop Hunt/Uno/Cards Against Humanity era of youtube and you guys going back and playing Golf is making me SO happy omg this squad truly will live on forever and it's amazing

[@themightycongueror8383]

Uno is still played a lot in the gaming community; it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[@magicfibre]

I find it funny how in the intro, Jack joked about Mark raging at this game and ultimately was the one who raged the most and who got the most screwed over by RNG in this episode

[@Nikobun]

That hair flip and damn at 15:55 🔥💕

[@toastyman6769]

the "wow" at 10:01 just makes my day

[@KYoshikage123]

I love how Mark's shirt says "Wakey Wakey Protocol" pretty cool icl wish I had one

[@sariaphoenix8304]

I'm not sure, but I think that shirt was for the cast/crew. I remember a video he had it on in and I think on the back it had something saying that on it.

[@definitelyahuman736]

Sean: That was legitness! Mark, not understanding the vine: *w h a t*

[@Whitemare_Blob]

No he was saying what to something in the game

[@dkjcb3993]

sean's aggressive "WHERE?!" after mark asks "is that dream?" killed me

[@MysticGrassCutter]

5:10 “my ball is literally jammed underneath guys”

[@MiniMC546]

When Mark used to suffer from this because of the power bar but now it's Jack suffering from being an acorn and a cylinder.

[@Skenjin]

Wait, when did he not know about the power bar?

[@musicalsaber6433]

@@Skenjin in one of their first recordings of the game something was blocking the power bar on marks screen, I believe it was his mic stand

[@aboogala4678]

You managed to dodge the bots, good job

[@Skenjin]

@@musicalsaber6433 Thats quite the callback then since that was forever ago, thank you though. I will have to rewatch the earlier stuff to get it.

[@declantecho1717]

@@Skenjin it's not on this channel; the footage got corrupted and he didn't get to post the video, but it is on jack's channel

[@guillermoalcantara8608]

0:56 The wound was already closed, and Jack just cut it open and spat salt onto it then ran away

[@Whitemare_Blob]

100% 😂😂😂😂

[@jill54]

9:30 I keep going back to him saying this it makes me laugh so hard 😭

[@rarijackgf]

ssmeee

[@angelawintering6201]

I LOVE that Mark is playing all of these group games again; prop hunt, golf with friends, just YES!!!

[@carpar722]

Jack: "This game has a power power right?" Mark: *ptsd flashbacks*

[@TomatoZI]

unfunny girl

[@MaddyDoesStuff]

Thank you SOOOOOOOO much, bots. You will not be missed. Except for the Bait Police. All my homies love the Bait Police.

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

@@BaitPolice HES BACK! I REMEMBER YOU!

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Seán: "... Power bar, right?" Mark: *triggered*

[@carterstevenson6009]

6:38 Mark mentioning Dream was honestly one of the most surreal experiences I’ve had in a while, and I do not know why.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

It’s like when mark played with pokimaine that one time.

[@LeandroArtsXDesigns]

Indeed

[@PeachSunndaetheLlama]

I had to tab out of what I was doing to rewatch it, I never expected him to mention Dream lmao

[@vibive]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR I mean when you think about it obviously he would know who dream is but really I didn't at all expect it lol

[@cplongno]

its so strange like obviously mark knows dream, i mean sean and ethan both even played mcc last month so it would make sense for mark to know abt that side of youtube, but it felt so weird for mark to mention him lol

[@Angry5704]

I swear, they will NEVER stop making fun of Mark for the "OH THERE'S A POOOOOWER BAAAAR??!??!?!"

[@CaelumTheChisel]

I can't tell you how much I love these golf sessions, I've gone through all the vids you've guys uploadee

[@Project_Z10]

Markiplier: “Hey is that Dream?” Others: “WHERE!?!” 6:39

[@ethanlau3578]

Tbh i saw cry ;-;

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

We don’t talk about that version of Dream.

[@Coffnist_Charm]

Mark making a dream reference isn't something I expected nor wanted

[@carissapower8987]

I can’t believe some of the biggest youtubers, mark and jack, know who dream is its honestly the best

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

@@ethanlau3578oh no

[@DosageOfLithium]

Physics: *exists* This game: *laughs in utter chaos*

[@justbeingkash452]

22:49 When you fail successfully.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

1:10 I like his simplicity

[@DosageOfLithium]

Wade has at least 3 mental breakdowns every group episode and i'm so here for it

[@ZaneBlalock]

Wade: "Changing is one of the power ups" Mark: "HOW DOES THE CHANGING WORKS!?" 🤣

[@mmbowkley]

16:55 bob: “oh i honey’d myself” mark “you peed yourself?”

[@alikaijade8744]

i hope mark does more of these with the boi's, their so funny just from them all having a good time

[@jaybou007]

Interwebs: "Why is it taking so long for Mark to post the golf video Jack uploaded days ago?" Lixian: "Just gimme a god damn minute... *adds funny sounds*...Huhuhuhu, let's put more of them there."

[@Captain_Photon]

Worth the wait imho

[@TKmeh]

@@Captain_Photon definitely, blasts of nostalgia need to be spaced or else we’ll start asking him to play Amnesia again lmao

[@zerosumgame5700]

@Kavetion And now you are spam. Enjoy it.

[@java_error]

I just love how they are revisiting these old games. Can't ask for anything more

[@ElysianLilith]

Except for more 😉

[@fatimapavon7787]

Mark: "People who wanna see more of this, I say no" Me: "I don't think you know how this works Mark." 💖💖💖

[@Whitemare_Blob]

😂😂😂😂 you should see my comment

[@Destroyah5000]

14:07 Holy crap he sounds like he's in mortal peril.

[@willg955]

11:39 LMFAO. The mystery of watching this from Wade's perceptive finally solved. He hit Sean who went a split second before him, lol.

[@sugimoto3328]

6:39 THIS GOT ME SO BAD

[@KeyoUFP]

LOL, thank you all for the laughs and good time! Great video and great edits.

[@friedchipmunk]

The sound and screen effects in this video are spot on and hilarious. Bravo editors!

[@Blotzwave]

Seeing a new Golf with your friends from Mark was just as exciting as seeing the new Prop Hunt vids

[@Plixiii]

It truely is

[@_djjazzyjake_64s33]

Sean: There is a power bar in this game, right? Mark: … 😂

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

@Kavetion How quickly can you beat Elden Ring?

[@Null-value]

@@jimmyrossmeissl6644 tis a bot

[@Neon_Gothicc]

After watching everyone else's POVs of this, we finally know what Mark means when he said he was stuck in the geometry lol

[@magmatic0v3rl0rd2]

6:39 caught me so off guard for no reason.

[@hiemsxhiems]

Jack: "You honey my hole?" Bob: Yeah, I honeyed your hole, honey." Aw Nah 💀

[@yeosivn]

@Kavetion no

[@penisenlargementpills69]

@@yeosivn they're a bot, just report for spam

[@yeosivn]

@@penisenlargementpills69 oh yes i am aware of that, but even if they are, mark is better than whoever made that bot

[@justafan4885]

prop hunt, Raft, Golf with friends.. thank you for all of this

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

It’s so cool seeing these four back at this stuff.

[@LunaTheFox07]

6:38 is my favorite part mainly because of Jack

[@poison9097]

Mark: People that wanna see more, TOO BAD I SAID "NO" Me: Mark had enough!

[@TKmeh]

I’m so sorry both the other replies are bots, I’ll give ya a human one right now.

[@waterbottle1834]

Bob: what are your guy’s intros Jack: do I even have to tell you? My brain: TOP OF THE MORNING

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Omg same 😂😂😂😂

[@iminabox842]

Yeah! I love this series, glad it may be back. Nice to see some old series returning

[@Astrelyia.youtube]

Wade’s “WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?!?” He was a star, when you spawn the stars standing up. I know this because I was playing this game with random shapes and I did the exact same thing not knowing what was going to happen. I died laughing for 5 minutes

[@novarodriguez3307]

22:16 this truly golden 4 funny moments in a row 😂

[@Patternedsilence]

Jack’s voice coming out of nowhere legitimately scared me ✋😭

[@analiesebielawski3630]

I missed this one so much! It's just so funny how much chaos these guys bring to it 🤣🤣

[@Yalene108]

Props to the editor(s), this was delightful. Loved all the small audiobits inbetween.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

As someone who was never interested in golf in the first place, I gotta admit that this game is a lot more interesting than the actual sport to me

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😑😑..

[@universaldriver9279]

Uh huh 😏

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Jesus isn’t it wonderful that there’s a bunch of bots spewing liquid shit in the replies?

[@TheVixenAI]

I would watch actual golf if this was how the sport was played instead

[@StuffandThings_]

Just imagine Mark and friends playing actual golf together lmaoooo

[@lotsofmos]

prop hunt and now this!?? i remember these games with these four getting me through rough times back in the day. now this'll put a smile on my face once again.

[@koovented]

"is that dream?" cracked me up LMAO

[@SketchYYLegenD]

I love you guys playing Golf, all time favourite videos SO AMAZIING TO SEE IT BACK!

[@angrygamer3458]

Jack: asks question The Boys: *french laughter*

[@asenablack9469]

What I have learned from this: Square stupid Acorn hell Cylinder dumb ✨Star perfect✨

[@DweebGaming]

I actually played golf before lol this is me playing golf to a T lol

[@xExoToxiic]

The random chaos makes this so much better than simple minigolf antics. Please keep it coming.

[@legendarischeherres2107]

Mark doing this is priceless to see is amazing

[@TomatoZI]

be a girl pls

[@markimeow6072]

@@TomatoZI what

[@TomatoZI]

@@markimeow6072 what noob

[@JayBirdBlu_117]

Mark: "I'm Back" Me: "Yay!"

[@Hexepresso]

Having watched them play this through all four of their perspectives is amazing. The editors do a really good job of personifying the individuality of the guys. It was funny each time. But my favorite line was from Wade, "It was such a small hole and I fk'd it."

[@johnstudios2619]

It’s so weird watching mark playing this now when he’s so much more mellow instead of screaming about a power bar