well that's ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING | The Forest

[@redtomatu9719]

Mark: Breaks house Mark: Silence Mark: Breaks bridge Mark: Mourns *"twas a perfect bridge"*

[@fenntheenby6727]

hahaha

[@weirdo8825]

It's wasn't really silence It was more like OUH OUH OOUH OOOUH ........ ;O;

[@weirdo8825]

And the bridge was a bit more like Wh- WHAH OH AOH NAOH MYBRIDGE OHGAWDNOH ;O;

[@redtomatu9719]

@sumire-chan! thanks man!

[@mangokao772]

@@weirdo8825 your reenactments are great

[@zildiun2327]

Cannibals: *Can’t cross the river* Mark, Wade and Bob: “Let’s build a bridge!”

[@michaelbillingham5580]

To be fair they did wonder about building a door wall or something on it

[@bumbum5190]

What a kind person Wade is letting the cannibals cross the river🥰

[@ragey_8000]

"oH yEah, itS BiG bRaIn tiMe"

[@lucifercookie2844]

@@michaelbillingham5580 Yep but as the above comment states, they can break down walls pretty damn quick if they're nearby

[@goldendoqqs7685]

Worst part is the little section with bushes poking out of the water, they can cross with the log sled but cannibals cant cross LOL the bridge was waaaste

[@angeliqueadler74]

Mark: *literally chainsaws Wade* "Does this hurt?" Wade: "Excuse me?" That`s their whole friendship

[@mariahskylertackett5550]

actually he scuse me ok :3

[@alduin1360]

Lol

[@gyeoms1117]

no usually its the other way around

[@probes-arealone]

That`s That's

[@blisky3229]

@@mariahskylertackett5550 uwu

[@tnty1561]

The Cannibals: lack the ability to swim, making Mark’s base basically impossible to reach, seeing as how it is surrounded by a river, and is the reason why their hard play through has seemed easy so far Mark: *Let’s build a bridge!*

[@dwaynebow]

literally, i heard someone say that they had one of the best spots in the game, or at least one of the few spots that cannibals can’t get to, and they just casually ruin that 😂😂

[@_JustJoe]

@@dwaynebow fr

[@narwhalz968]

they can actually spawn on the top of that hill behind them, but they stay away from that area for some reason

[@tamplushboy8452]

@@narwhalz968They fear what lies beyond the cursed river.

[@narwhalz968]

@@tamplushboy8452 maybe, I was also replaying the game recently and actually had a couple of cannibals walking around the fertile lands, never seen that before

[@Sinshine-Lennypops]

Bob: "We're learning all the things today. Water wet. Log dangerous." Wade: "Destroy house destroys house."

[@AEaston]

Bob: “Look in your inventory, it’s called creepy armor *and you equip it”* Wade: “Better equip _that”_ Mark: “I’m equipping it” All: _terror_

[@fadeymhmd]

Your profile picture is just reminding me of Unus Annus

[@aidenr3310]

@@fadeymhmd OCD Unus Annus

[@AEaston]

@@k4t844 choices are hard, so I did both kind of

[@dudemcduder1628]

Yeah, I remember my first time dealing with an armsie, the initial shock and on going disgust

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

Your profile picture actually looks really cool

[@captainbones2353]

Bob and Wade are having a good time and Mark is like: This game causes me nothing but pain.

[@FhkJuzfAhiaOk]

@@ritawant988 Hey kid,want some coke.

[@chuekillo]

@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk dont mind the fuckbot

[@FhkJuzfAhiaOk]

@@chuekillo Do YOU want some coke.

[@chuekillo]

@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk can we talk about this privately somewhere else..?

[@ashemaclean5545]

But Mark is secretly a masochist, so he enjoys the pain XD

[@StarlitKaz]

2:23 I've NEVER heard Wade laugh so hard before. He just watched Mark destroy everything and die a little inside. 😂

[@Reachzach]

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard before on any of his videos, that gave me an ab work out!

[@feralmagick7177]

Ive heard him laugh this hard one other time. It was either in the Heave-Ho videos or it was with the Pogostuck ones.

[@audreyheng8275]

Wade always laughs like crazy at Mark's misery. Watch "Wade literally laughs as I drown" Barotrauma video.

[@savannahdial2811]

What’s also great about that moment is that on Bob’s channel from his perspective, he doesn’t actually see what had happened, he just heard Mark’s dismay and Wade’s laugh, and proceeds to laugh as well without knowing why until he gets closer

[@cqm1l_a]

@@savannahdial2811oh no😭

[@oOcrownclownOo]

Bob: "basting in the smell of boiling urine" Mark: *flashbacks to pee sauna*

[@imtired817]

Hell yes, memento mori

[@blastar8677]

Fun fact, thats how phosphorus was discovered

[@bobatronsloshy4180]

Momento Mori

[@arthritis5357]

@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ stfu

[@-madz-4458]

@@arthritis5357 tf dose she have to do with pee sauna

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Mark: -Gets lost in Forest -Builds fortress -Hunts animals to near extinction -Cuts down half the forest -Fights cannibals -Almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy -Accidentally destroys own fortress -Loses morale -Reverts to HeeHoo

[@kaylapowell2793]

“Reverts to HeeHoo” is the best thing about this list. 😂😂😂

[@muscariia]

reverts to heehoo and almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy got me . thank you for this serotonin

[@ellisvives]

This was actually the true origin of Hee Hoo. Ethan was just lying to us from the real truth

[@deviljho4260]

What is heehoo?

[@kaylapowell2793]

@@deviljho4260 He was a (feral) member of the one-year channel Unus Annus. Mark relapsed to a caveman-like version of himself while camping with Ethan of Crankgameplays. Fortunately, Mark returned to his former state of being after some time. Alas, the channel is long gone, though many of it’s stories and members live to tell of it’s greatness.

[@Katie-xl8fd]

I like how they've barely explored any caves, have done basically nothing but build and kill the occasional group of cannibals, and still managed to piss them off enough for Virginia to come out of the caves. As someone who's played this game for years, I can't wait for them to find everything this island has to offer

[@theflock4916]

Wait till they find an armsy.

[@prernag]

Why is it named Virginia? 😭😂

[@alonelyperson6031]

@@prernag Spoiler Cuz her name is virginia.

[@dewayne8340]

@@prernag Because it’s named Virginia

[@Dpatterson00]

@@prernag They named it because itza swggg bdgsg ina. The shah .... ,,s,,a,a,a. Swa

[@mrwillers2323]

Mark: i havnt seen someone eat another human Also Mark like 2 episodes ago: HEY STOP EATING YOUR FRIEND!

[@mcpgaming410]

I see I’m not the only one who hasn’t watched this old series yet. Or your rewatching, I do that with his uno videos a lot.

[@lordnnarat]

@@mcpgaming410yep you aren’t alone

[@Phant0m..Lov3s..Y0uu]

@@mcpgaming410 Yeah, I feel you.

[@minibagle9]

dat wat i said

[@NonEmployee]

Mark and Wade also got themselves eaten by cannibals lol

[@Not_Soundwave]

"Mark, you're an engineer--" "BIO engineering!" "That explains it."

[@awmehgoddd]

Mark & Co. in a nutshell: Wade: [goofs] Mark: "Haha, big stupid!" [goofs] *_"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"_* Bob: "I'm surrounded by big stupid."

[@messyalien5164]

Jack enters chat: Ha! Ha! Smol brain!!

[@uloola6156]

@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Lobster does not go with cherries 😑

[@botanifolf9767]

"I dont remember seeing them eat other people" You were literally eaten by them when you died in the cave

[@meepnope4389]

Botani Folf and when Mark fought the big one and yelled “Don’t eat your friend, fight me!”

[@grimkreeper598]

Can tell who's binging the series-

[@willowdrakon]

@@grimkreeper598 shh dont call us out :(

[@credenburn]

There was also a person in that weird camp with an apple in its mouth like one of those pigs next to a fire thingy.

[@Stp1497]

they're literally called cannibals.

[@101Super_Nova]

Mark: *Upset and faceless* Bob: Did you destroy the WHOLE cabin??? Wade: EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKIN' WALL!!! Bob & Wade: *Both laughing like hyenas*

[@slychance9490]

I think we were all laughing along eith them too lmao

[@jackrabbit.]

I don't know how these three managed to do it but all three of them have the most contagious laughs in the whole world.

[@GiskardRevenlov]

"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone" They've literally eaten all of you at one point or another lmao

[@wisewolftony]

Or that time Mark killed one of them and instantly another one came in and started eating their friend which Mark yelled at them for doing.

[@frostysoldier7651]

There to

[@larkasmr1128]

That's what I was thinking, maybe it was a long space in between so they don't remember, the way they talk about the save file KINDA implies it but thats just a guess ofc

[@laytonsharon9838]

Yea they literally eat u whet u die

[@a.chaotic.little.clown.]

@@wisewolftony "don't eat your friend! Fight me!"

[@JasmineFaith]

Really loving how when everything goes wrong they all just start screaming “happy birthday!”

[@elusivegamergirl]

lol it’s their death scream/battle cry since they first constructed that “happy birthday” trap with the spikes outside their base’s door and I love it

[@paws7081]

I think they only say happy birthday when they plan to do something with the trap

[@elusivegamergirl]

Oh no, they’ve said it when the trap has almost killed them too (more than a few times) when they’re going back to the base in the dark and they forget the traps are there

[@biggiez2725]

Tis the happy birthday protocol. When all else fails resort to this and you're safe

[@ethanlamore2236]

Happy birthday bro...........

[@razzmatazz5751]

I get there's 6 legged monsters, but the only menace in that forest is Mark.

[@decimals1238]

?

[@lexsombersunrise]

@@decimals1238 he destroys about everything he touches lol it's funny

[@decimals1238]

@@lexsombersunrise thank you for the explaination I'm slow asf

[@DenimDucky]

Yeah, but Mark also gives the cannibals access to the fort with a bridge.

[@akish302]

**flashbacks to Heehoo from Unus Annus**

[@kathrynhoward4196]

1:03 Mark notices the wall 1:32 Wade says words 2:07 Mark's Epic Fail 6:01 Mark slips 8:19 Wade discovers water is wet 8:32 Mark destroys Wade's armor 10:12 Wade falls 11:04 Mark backs into fire 12:44 tree falls on Mark 13:11 Wade's chainsaw stops working; then Virginia shows up 14:13 Happy Birthday Protocol 16:42 someone in Wade's chat asks a question 17:27 urine and gold 18:24 it's almost Bob's birthday 18:40 "(Trees) fall in the direction that you cut." 19:00 Mark's bridge is destroyed 20:10 Bob repeats the above to Mark ironically 20:38 Mark and Bob are chased across the river 21:48 "She's in the drink," and Bob wants to know why no one's helping him

[@xxasmr.gamerxx1359]

😂😂😂

[@evilshroomboi4044]

underrated comment

[@Choomba78]

19:00 Mark's bridge is destroyed

[@CEOberst]

What the fuck!?🤣🤣 Thanks I guess LMFAO

[@Thecloud4932]

I hardly see any comment about "she in the drink" but it's the one that made me die laughing.

[@anyaehrsam6713]

“Have you ever licked a mountain before?” - Mark “There are many weird things I’ve licked.” - wade

[@loganentertainment1814]

Well, that painted an image in my head that I'll never get out. XD

[@gabbyh784]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he says "'cause that's what it SOUNDS like" after?

[@Cadet_cuchold]

Mark- completely ignoring the last 3 scary games

[@eliv2587]

He OBVIOUSLY meant that he licked a di- *a dinosaur*

[@Space_Potat]

@@eliv2587 a p- a parasaurolophus

[@ab-nu1oo]

Mark: Talks about aiming when cutting trees Also Mark: Aims his tree at his bridge

[@Hippyknight99]

Bob's Laugh like "Heh...that was funny" While Wade's laugh is "unleashing my inner Hyena"

[@7.62Jayline]

When

[@kidneyproductions2169]

2:20 area

[@HandleDeleted]

Reading this then watching it ,was the most hilarious thing ever

[@7.62Jayline]

Ohh that 😂😂

[@justj.c6769]

You need to see Wade's POV. It is pretty hilarious.

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone" PREVIOUSLY: **both Wade & Mark dead in a cave, their corpses being ravaged by cannibals**

[@marcus_gideon]

"We did really good, building our base over here where the cannibals can't reach us" *proceed to build a bridge and let all the cannibals cross*

[@Willowails]

I couldn't stop laughing cuz of Wade's laugh 😭 Specially when he said "EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKEN WALLLL"

[@NagaYamiyo]

My throat and lungs hurt from how hard I was laughing

[@rockycuro7737]

1st off, OMG I love your videos! 2nd, same everything but the wall being destroyed sent me into a fucking 5 minute laughing fit

[@kiritoxyronie2841]

AHAHAHHA same here.... I was repeating it for 100x

[@meepnope4389]

Same same 🤣🙏

[@lowkey_kalli6632]

I love reaction of Mark destroyed the cabin and not the wall

[@gunnar_k01]

Me: *expects the episode to start normal, maybe a “Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier”* The episode: I don’t think Mountain Dew is up there with 7-Up and Sprite in lemon-lime flavors-

[@kertig]

It’s a stream he doesn’t do his intro

[@syrrith5768]

1:50 Mark inspects the cabin problem and tries to fix it but makes it worse. 😂🤣

[@bashirauwal5678]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

[@klltx2001]

@@bashirauwal5678 Die, Bot.

[@averywho6430]

“WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH??”

[@tavvy4426]

“don’t worry, they can’t cross the bridge” famous last words

[@MrPurple70707]

yo

[@sus-fh8se]

Lol

[@Fate_94]

Gold!

[@ThomasTubeHD]

Now imagine that but with pewdiepie

[@nikooo1794]

Apparently thats the worst choice ever

[@SallinKari]

Funniest thing is we actually discovered an element by having an alchemist boiling down piss. Specifically phosphorus.

[@cruiser1010]

oh my god i took a chemistry class in 10th grade and never knew about this

[@RepOfAntarctica]

I was literally thinking the same thing. I learned it from a professor in college who liked learning about the weird things in the history of chemistry. He boiled down vats of the stuff.

[@SallinKari]

@@RepOfAntarctica I don't recall the exact reasoning but didn't he think it contained the 'lifeforce' of people or something equally wacky? Still, I imagine that he was absolutely stunned when he just had this glowing tidbit of material in the bottom of whatever he was using.

[@RepOfAntarctica]

@@SallinKari That's possible, given the chemical knowledge of people at the time (still mainly focused on fire, air, earth & water). All I remember is that he was looking for the philosopher's stone to turn metals to gold, exactly what the guys were joking about! Hennig Brand was the guy, & he's credited as the first person to isolate an element not commonly found in nature.

[@cirrocumulus1948]

@@SallinKari possibly the four humours

[@strawberryfoxx761]

I cannot stop laughing whenever Bob says "OH IT WAS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY"

[@HarpyMortem]

Happy birthday😂

[@Jahoo418]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@AngelicHalfblood]

I'm sadly just picturing Bob stumbling into a bear trap and Mark and Wade jump out and scream "Happy Birthday!"

[@pardiskazerouni7520]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathrynhoward4196]

18:24

[@thehalohunter]

19:20 - Where'd your bridge go? -I dropped a tree on it...

[@MDAnthony434]

🤣

[@Rico3D567]

🤣

[@LethalLunacyy]

They lost over 200 logs in the span of minutes 😂

[@sunshinegamer1981]

I felt so bad for both of them. 😂 Didn't stop me from dying of laughter, though.

[@britt2dabrat344]

Omg 🤣🤣

[@Bullkingcobra]

😂

[@TheNocturnalLogician]

I know the pain... At least it was at their own hands. The destruction of the city I've been trying to build for months usually comes at the hands of hackers.

[@chewy_salmonpaste]

*seconds 💀

[@xxrdexx718]

Summery of this episode Bob: *almost dies several times* Mark: *accidentally destroys almost everything he built* Wade: *laughs at everyone's misfortune*

[@tasthegod1863]

I guess that's true, great summary

[@mepicmcmanperson1086]

Yep

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

Pretty much

[@KLo_iCK]

Isn't that how they act every time?

[@TheTransFlag]

@@mepicmcmanperson1086 Your Name is Short

[@HoV326]

Mark: "I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human." Also Mark a couple episodes ago: "Don't eat your friend! Fight me!"

[@animefreakygeek]

Ikr?! I immediately thought of that scene too!

[@vegetalover9297]

He forgot

[@LeadFrog]

lol right haha

[@gsklol]

@@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г Noob

[@IWearShoes31]

....didn't one of them eat a body part also?

[@arlothedinosaur8810]

Last episode: talking about cake and pie The beginning of this episode: debating about soda

[@richellejohnson5593]

Mountain dew is radioactive oj

[@blondeplants1133]

Mark: destroys cabin that required 100s of logs *very depressed noises* Also mark: destroys small bridge *mental breakdown*

[@spencertang5155]

To be fair it was his sole creation. The cabin was something he built in collaboration with Bob so I guess... in a way he shared the pain/humor with Bob for the cabin being destroyed, but since the bridge was the one that he built by himself, he would have been devastated reasonably.

[@blondeplants1133]

@@spencertang5155 allow me to laugh even harder

[@spencertang5155]

Yknow what’s even worse? I think they reloaded up to the point when Bob was putting up the couch and fireplace and other amenities. They didn’t even build a gazebo at that time or stairs going up to the cabin, they only had the rope to climb up.

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I mean that first demolition built the keg bomb of mental breakdown and that bridge lit it...

[@cats1970]

@@spencertang5155 Kind of building off your point, the cabin was a pre-designed structure. Mark designed that bridge all by himself and couldn’t just take out the book to redo an identical one.

[@markzuckerbergsshoes3514]

"It was almost my birthday" I'll honestly never get over the happy birthday protocol

[@jelanv814]

Happy birthday

[@jelanv814]

Well you just got one from me

[@Aimeecinnamonsweets]

Happy Birthday!’

[@YourLocalLoafOfBread]

Happy borthday frim meh aftoer 7 hoyrs noice

[@astropunch101]

This episode is gonna be called: “A really long day for Mark.”

[@shidosuteshi464]

Drunk minecraft reference. I appreciate you.

[@DaisyBee11]

Or Karmas Wrath

[@epicdudecommentary]

*GO TO MY LATEST VIDEO AND COMMENT "YFGA"* _DO IT NOW!_

[@kittywithagun7742]

That entire stream was a long day for him xdd

[@astropunch101]

@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Begone Bot

[@earlysteven123]

Wade: “Jumper and jumper and succotash was not the right way to do this” Mark: “Say that again?” Wade: *”I won’t”*

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

In my head it's "jumperin' suckertach" and that just lives in my head now I guess

[@Jellybeanthecat743]

Yeah, that was what I heard too.

[@Nightreavarr]

"They're such cannibals" Mark says as he begins hanging one of their legs on a drying rack to eat later

[@eleanorcooke7136]

"I've never actually seen anyone eat anyone.". They literally were talking about how the people were eating them after they were downed a few parts ago.

[@yuhg7853]

Lol true

[@2ethefirst318]

fun fact - Phosphorus was discovered when an alchemist boiled lion urine trying to make gold

[@hiblonick1747]

I think he tried boiling his own urine, and not lion urine

[@kimchi_05]

The more you know

[@alecnoat9164]

Yes je did produce phosphorus which is in terms of mass more expensive than gold but in order to make 100 g he would have to make a whole regiment pee in pots.

[@epicdudecommentary]

*GO TO MY LATEST VIDEO AND COMMENT "YFGA"* _DO IT NOW!_

[@Alylonglegs]

@@epicdudecommentary naw

[@Antman-qx4sy]

Bob: "Did you destroy the whole cabin" Wade: "everything except for that fucking wall"

[@TheKrenk999]

That oh-so-rare moment when Wade finally gets to snap back at Bob and Mark ...

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear qnman

[@eisbaeraurora]

To be fair, it wasn't actually the wall; it was the door from the other side.

[@theblepblop]

@@AxxLAfriku do us a favor, shut up

[@kymberlycourt7699]

Someone should make a compilation of all the times they break things throughout this series, in clouding everybody's face cam reaction the moment each break happens.

[@feralmagick7177]

Dude i was thinking the exact same thing

[@Hoef4]

in clouding?

[@wra1th218]

​typo, they mean including

[@willgreiwe5779]

Most people when scared: “I just sh*t myself!!!” Bob when scared: “I almost sh*t out some organs.”

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004]

Bob is a sea cucumber confirmed

[@purnnr7253]

I almost inhaled nose sugar.

[@thenickstrikebetter]

I was hoping this series came back and i will bet big money that it won't let me down.

[@carpet5514]

the funny thing for me is that I was thinking about this series last night while wondering if it was coming back or not

[@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650]

To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️

[@yazurai4667]

yeah i remember reading a comment on the last the forest episode hoping that this day would come

[@alkimia1791]

@@carpet5514 lol me too

[@kaiowaio]

Ahreef

[@joaopinto5850]

Mark: *tries to break wall* Cabin: And I took that personally

[@codydillard6059]

Mark: Mocks Wade for not aiming his tree cutting. Also Mark: Accidentally drops tree on new bridge.

[@avastipp]

Recommended: “Marks Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day”.

[@lexison7527]

There was a video like that

[@kanalize5691]

@@lexison7527 thats the joke.

[@lexison7527]

@@kanalize5691 and that was my answer

[@avastipp]

@@lexison7527 I’m aware haha

[@S.o.u.n.d.w.a.v.e]

I'm definitely having one of those

[@frost598]

"I've never seen them actually eat people though" THEY ATE YOUR DEAD BODY!!

[@asmaaa1]

THEY ATE THEIR DEAD FREINDS MID BATTLE

[@frost598]

@@magstrid4295 thats literally what I did lmao

[@bomes2084]

@@asmaaa1 on the wiki it says that sometimes the males will stop to mourn the females so i don’t actually think he was eating his friend. definitely still cannibals though.

[@asmaaa1]

@@bomes2084 oh o kay, it just looked like it was eating it but thank

[@bomes2084]

@@asmaaa1 it’s okay because Mark definitely also though he was eating him

[@marinalodi6313]

Boys: Talking about boiling urine Mark: silently having pee sauna flashbacks

[@leovk5779]

That's strange. I don't seem to be able to find the video you are talking about! (Joking, of course XD)

[@bob-xy1bd]

Bro wdym idk whst youre talking about you imagining somthing? Momento mori, we couldnt stop the clock :(

[@leovk5779]

@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori

[@bob-xy1bd]

@@leovk5779 yes

[@marinalodi6313]

@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori friends

[@ashash_1857]

2:30 The fact that the wall Mark was trying to break didn't break at all but the tower they made that required 100+ logs broke made me speechless

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Early access in a nutshell

[@gummibear696]

I found it funny that Mark said he never saw a cannibal in the act of eating another person, yet it was only an episode or two ago that he was telling a cannibal to stop eating his cannibal friend.

[@preston7703]

Ya I remember that

[@minibagle9]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@elijahphillips2295]

Mark: "does this hurt?" **jams chainsaw into Wade's gut**

[@sergeantspam51]

"no I dont think it does" Leatherface: CAN I TRY??

[@djaussiekid]

Mark: *jams chainsaw into Wade's gut* Mark: "Are you close?!"

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark in civilization: “Markiplier” Mark in the wilderness: “HeeHoo”

[@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650]

To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️

[@NotGoofyEnough]

yes

[@Dxrksimp]

Man I miss HeeHoo

[@ceruleanstarbreak3444]

*Ugly crying*

[@enkelvind]

Caveman mark

[@statelyelms]

I wish they kept on this series, just building their fort. Something about them just doing that and talking about random stuff like on a podcast is so entertaining

[@addywolsfeld6454]

Good news

[@kalekidsav]

Mark: If you’re not subscribed to distractingly then, Ima come find you *Punches you*

[@jesselindsey9760]

This is the hardest I've EVER heard Wade laugh.

[@thephantasm94]

Agreed, i nearly lost it when mark accidently destroyed the cabin XD

[@residentevilfan543]

The silence into Wades's laugh honestly killed me

[@haileybertram5555]

In his video, he literally watched it fall down and his face got SOOO red 😂

[@explodingdynamite7319]

2:13

[@themediocremen1128]

@@haileybertram5555 can you link it?

[@YelanValleyOrchid]

Markiplier: Master craftsman Bob: Brain cells Wade: Is wet

[@mepicmcmanperson1086]

Hotel:travigo

[@randomguy1372]

wade: is aqua

[@nagybalint1474]

@@mepicmcmanperson1086 dead meme from 2019 xd

[@leozerbe9513]

Maybe Wade is wet because he wades through the water :P

[@sabermachine3296]

@@leozerbe9513 ohhhhhhh

[@unicornswilltakeover1749]

Here in the forest, we don’t say “I almost died!” We say “It was almost my birthday!”

[@aliceb5387]

I love your coment

[@unicornswilltakeover1749]

@@aliceb5387 Aw thank you!

[@ameliea4699]

This is awesome

[@unicornswilltakeover1749]

@@ameliea4699 wow was not expecting people to like this at all

[@typlcai]

it really was almost his birthday

[@jaxxop660]

“Mark where did your bridge go” Mark: ‘I dropped a tree on it’ I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@salamiac]

"We should get together and do some videos about boiling urine." .. P.. p.. pee sauna...

[@Bass-ef3dr]

Unnus annus Unnus annus

[@Cdubberz]

Memento Mori

[@VampAkuji]

Rip

[@baronaught9476]

You dare to speak the devils name?

[@jackgunsmith1632]

Pissy bone broth

[@thegaylord1926]

Mark Bob and Wade: Are they cannibals? Literally two episodes ago: Oh god they're eating my face! Last episode: Hey, don't eat your friend!

[@Breezyy___]

I know right? I was just thinking the same things

[@kingjb554]

Not everyone is blessed with a normal memory apparently

[@kamemasuta8334]

Mark also literally saw a big cannibal eating another and said stop eating your friend.😅🤔

[@HarpyMortem]

That's exactly what I was thinking😂

[@꽃학교-1]

13:22

[@gomezlennon9665]

“You’ve ever licked a mountain? That’s what it sounds like.” Mark...

[@flamefriends3842]

Hold your horses now...

[@YouFWHighBoys]

you beat me to it

[@AlpernDrms]

Somethings wrong, i can feel it.

[@goaliepuck2787]

Yay 1000th like

[@manty5]

I've never licked a mountain, but I have drunk Canada Dry. The Mounties weren't too happy with me.

[@PugLord4Ever]

Bob: oooh, I can make a hole? Gazebo: Aight imma head out Mark: whats this wall doing here? Cabin: Aight imma head out

[@XEN_RED]

every video ever- Mark: “Say that again?” Wade: *”i wont”*

[@LordOfAllJays]

?

[@blazi2396]

When somebody writes the same comment as you, later than you, AND formatted it worse than you and gets 12x the likes :D

[@AvectusExolir101]

*S a c k A t t a c h !*

[@jamesfrazier9360]

Wade’s laugh at 2:22 onward is some of the most contagious laughter I’ve ever heard

[@flamewing8072]

I loved that you could hear him trying NOT to laugh, and then he just starts wheezing 😂😂

[@maxwilson7001]

That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

[@SuperBomberUNKNOWN]

nice pfp

[@jamesfrazier9360]

@@SuperBomberUNKNOWNThanks, I made it myself!

[@AngelicHalfblood]

I think the deer hynia hybrid laughing really adds to it. I'm picturing this screw up being so bad the wildlife/ sweet woodland creatures just laughing their furry butts off!! Lmao!!!

[@G.A.M.E.R.-]

To quote Unus: “Mark is the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met”

[@NerdAlert4224]

I watched the stream on twitch and it gets SO much worse

[@BadAzzid]

What is unus 🙃

[@IgoreandTorii]

I thought that was in the Among Us video

[@jadz.nerdytransfem]

@@BadAzzid oh you poor sweet child. You missed out on a great thing known as Unus Annus. That is all I shall say

[@DemBigOlEyes]

@@jadz.nerdytransfem I dunno, but I think the upside-down smile emoji he had showed he knew and was simply not acknowledging it since it has ceased to exist.

[@PetLover1116]

2:07 I laughed as hard as Bob and Wade did. 🤣 Marks shocked face and their hysterical laughing is what did it for me 😆😆😆

[@Confused_Nugget]

Mark: in shock about destroying the cabin on accident. Bob: “Mark, if you were upset about the gazebo you coulda just told me.”

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@HudsonGTV]

@@technoraver99 Tell me where in the Bible it says you cannot play violent videogames, or watch violent videos. Tell me where it says online dating is bad.

[@Zack_Zander]

They didn't believe him for a moment, xD

[@BasiliskDark536]

@@HudsonGTV he's almost in every video, don't mind the moron, keep walking

[@alucardo2961]

@@technoraver99 dude you make us christians look bad. Shut up.

[@jillp.icklle]

Weird thing: *Falls into water* Wade: "What happened to them?" Mark: "Idk. She's in the *drink."*

[@thatonemoominfan]

nice Noodle pfp bro

[@Bee-fr3sk]

Nice luci pfp tho

[@jermaenjoyer]

love this comment. don’t think i’ve gotten to that part yet but now i’m excited because this sounds funny

[@misfit_loser5510]

i think ima call the humanoid things “funky bois”

[@kathrynhoward4196]

21:48

[@thefunseeker9545]

“What’s life without a little danger?” But not because I’m a masochist

[@anattemptwasmade]

I'm just testing how far my body can go

[@sabermachine3296]

@@anattemptwasmade hahahahaha

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@notsurewhattoputhere3305]

@@technoraver99 bruh what?

[@TropicalCyc]

@@sabermachine3296 pls stop emposing your beliefs on everyone, no one will folow what you are saying because your demonizing normal behaviour.

[@icecloud7418]

“I’ve never SEEN them eat another person.” The respawn screen is literally them eating you, and they sometimes eat each other… I think it’s safe to say that they’re cannibals

[@B1268-g4m]

But does that really make them cannibals 🤔

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

Yeah like 2 episodes ago Mark was screaming at one of them like ,,NOO DON'T EAT YOUR FRIEND!"

[@japbstudios]

​@@-WMD-Edutainment "No! Don't eat your friend! Fight me!" - a crazed man with a chainsaw.

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

@@japbstudios A true chad if i've ever seen one

[@Shorts_YT360]

The group’s disinterest in finding their son and only focusing on their base reminds me of my first Fallout 4 play-through

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

WHO THE FUCK IS SHAUN?

[@baptisteramiro1918]

Normal pepole : Good job bro you got 64 likes Me and other Minecraftians : Lol you got a stack of likes

[@RustyC216]

Wait you have a son in fallout 4? All I seem to remember is something about... settlements needing... (PTSD intensifies)

[@Felicat82]

At least in Fallout 4 it makes sense...you really gonna believe some druggie telling you your son is alive after over 200 years? For all you know in the game, he lived his life and died of old age.... I guess that's what you call desperation.

[@iljaradenkovs7150]

@@Felicat82 not really, your character saw them get taken and doesn't know (for whatever reason) that time had passed when they were re frozen, we know this due to the fact they were absolutely baffled by this idea when the story was explained to them. However, I can definitely make a solid case for my character abandoning their child for a while, cuz for basically my entire playthrough they were on copious amounts of steroids and other lethal doses of drugs.

[@Phantom_Hunter]

Mark on last episode: "Don't eat your friend!!!" Mark now: "I haven't seen someone in the act eating another human"

[@OverlordZephyros]

He is Woke now 🤣

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

_"If you let the log hit you in the head, you DIE!"_ ~Markiplier, 2021

[@Grand_Kekthew_]

"People die when they are killed & that's only natural"

[@juliee593]

It'll be written next to "She's in the drink"

[@raukous4885]

i got terrified when bob out of no where says "FLEE MARK" and not even a second later a cannibal runs up to him and growls 20:37

[@lazerluke321]

_Have you ever licked a mountain before, that’s what it sounds like._ -Markiplier 2021

[@THECHARG]

Lol bet several are going back to try an hear it again like wuh o.0

[@Premjit5ingh]

I may have

[@Austmorg]

When they’re stuck in the “treehouse”, I was immediately reminded of drake and josh, when Drake forgets to saw out the door and they’re locked inside the treehouse.

[@Japhea]

LOL My mind didn't go to this first, but now that you point it out I totally see it!

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Man, that was a great show!

[@ivancerecer5758]

I literally rewatched that scene an hour before watching this

[@Metalfear18]

"Mark, where's the door hole?"

[@foxylove1255]

That was my favorite episode..when Josh say where the door ..and drake like here and it was just a drawing of a door 🤣

[@nikt12]

Wade: "You destroyed everything but the fucken wall" *dies laughing* Me: trying not to choke on my own saliva

[@tasthegod1863]

Dude I couldn't breathe at that point

[@_okarawolf_]

Omg that's exactly when I did choke on my own saliva XDDDD

[@blakecacini8016]

He actually destroyed everything but the door, which technically wasn't a part of the cabin.

[@bryanprice5867]

Mark:”I haven’t seen someone in the act of consuming another person yet.” Mark during the sinkhole episode: “Stop eating your friend and fight me!”

[@phant0mgltch192]

20:40 that creature was perfect placed for Mark to turn around and that roar was perfectly timed. When it showed up I jolted and dropped my phone😱

[@thatraccoon666]

Your such a baby

[@d00mboy13]

bob: into the water mark! FLEE MARK!

[@malb8766]

I screamed lmao 😭

[@nothanks1337]

legit made me jump

[@MilkBags69]

'Jolted'🤓

[@singulipugnarecumbitus1252]

Bob's little "it was almost my birthday" thing, just the way he said it had me dying XD

[@Blue_Ink_Crochet]

What even is ur username and icon...

[@BryceHill94]

Its a hamster

[@Blue_Ink_Crochet]

@@BryceHill94or maybe a Guinea pig? I think you're on to something

[@BryceHill94]

It looks like a cat and a guinea pig combined Edit:what about his name, what does it even say?

[@singulipugnarecumbitus1252]

@@BryceHill94 congrats you were the first to guess it right (half right, anyway), it is a guinea pig, and my name is parts of Latin words, just try and guess which ones because remember I said PARTS OF Latin words

[@ApocolypseChild]

"I haven't seen someone in the act [of eating people]." - Mark; the one who yelled at, and beat, a cannibal specifically because they started eating a corpse in front of him.

[@paladinstorm]

Not to mention they watched the cannibals eat the crap out of their own corpses while they died horribly in the cave. You'd think that moment of being a cannibal buffet would have been etched in memory.

[@axlthien4993]

2:12 Mark destroys everything but the wall 10:11 "See, I'm a genius" "Yeah" "WOAH"

[@aly00ps15]

Wade losing his shit laughing is the best thing ever to hear.

[@aliceb5387]

I agree

[@Kuroo21]

Yes! I lost it too. I laughed so hard and loud I probably woke my neighbors. It's 3.30 am

[@slumberwolf31]

I laughed so hard that my chest is hurting and I'm weezing 😂🤣

[@Woodland_Adventures]

Mark: *Breaks the cabin* Also Mark: *soft whimpering noises*

[@noelleg2856]

Mark: "Were you aiming?" Also Mark: *Destroys bridge with a fallen tree* Fun Fact: If you go back to the second episode of this series around five and a half minutes, Mark picks up a picture inside the boat of the creepy spider-creature.

[@DoctorFabuloso]

It was his subconcious trying to amend his mistake

[@DarthVader1273]

I just love how Mark almost kills Wade within the first three minutes

[@aeseryth]

"EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKING WALL!" The one time Wade DIDN'T cause any of the issues that happened.

[@hippopajamas]

So far Wade is the only one who hasn't had a big fuck up. In fact, he's the one who found them the ultimate campsite on accident. What on Earth is happening?

[@aeseryth]

@@hippopajamas It's finally Wade's turn to be the really helpful, smart one!!

[@deemcgann1695]

@@aeseryth smart one: flashback to wade: Not noticing the chainsaw hurts Dying from drinking water Spending a day getting a single turtle shell Not knowing he had a chainsaw

[@KKitsune15]

@@aeseryth really wade being smart? now i would like to try and believe that but wellllll.... i cant

[@aeseryth]

@@KKitsune15 Correction: He's the smartest one. He didn't fall into the pit or break their buildings! So this one time, he gets to hold that candle himself.

[@manlet1339]

Them: sees Virginia and think that’s the only one Cow man and armsy: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@agentmaine728]

Can't wait for them to meet cow man

[@thewickedone2676]

Don't forget about John lol.

[@darklorddiablos7824]

....Girl

[@Niskara]

What about wormy?

[@manlet1339]

@@Niskara I honestly forgot about the worm

[@joshuaobregon6997]

“Why isn’t the gazebo here” YOU DESTROYED IT IN THE LAST EPISODE 😭

[@condensemilk7280]

I cant find the last episode could you tag me in?

[@rughzenwolf]

@@condensemilk7280 you can check in Mark's playlist 'The Forest (New)'

[@bigbrain1014]

@@condensemilk7280 the last episode was escape the sinkhole

[@tismoidsthemovie]

He knows that im sure hes just joking

[@SeanMadeAScene]

Editing is a lot of time what makes videos hilarious, and Lixian proved it here.

[@preston7703]

Bro I can see the other coments name

[@stevendemayo3631]

Lixian wasn’t the main editor, nice job erasing them though

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

Wade: doesn’t destroy anything the whole episode Zombies at the last minute: *Fine, I’ll do it myself*

[@Born2Loot]

Its not zombies it are cannibals

[@very_many_days9710]

*cannibals

[@overkall1691]

@@Born2Loot To be fair, I play this game all the time and I call them zombies all the time.

[@Breagle]

I just call them mutants.

[@derpcade]

They are zombie-like mutant cannibals

[@cassieanthony6383]

Things Mark has destroyed in this episode: The entire cabin A bridge that he had just built Wades armor Everyones sanity

[@nadjadambach703]

You didn´t watch the stream, did you?xD

[@jesterjay_]

@@nadjadambach703 what happened? Should I ask

[@nadjadambach703]

@@jesterjay_ Mark had some serious struggles with that bridge but I don't wanna spoil that experience for you hahah

[@bobbinatorrah67]

"It was almost my birthday" got me good.

[@flamewing8072]

Dude I just stumbled onto this after finishing Raft. I usually hate scary games but they're so hilarious that I don't care

[@kingjb554]

Bro that name can create so many jokes

[@DXL7Offical]

Yeah that got me good

[@messyalien5164]

It's actually almost my birthday, It's June 9!!

[@williamjones5005]

@@messyalien5164 It's June 9th, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@minatoson5788]

2:16 I love how Bob and Wade both start laughing even before they know what's happened.

[@willow4049]

Mark, Bob, and Wade: *perfectly safe on their isolated island* Mark: *builds a bridge* Cannibals: *attacks their base for the first time this whole let's play* Me: now, i wonder how that happened :/

[@batmane3102]

10:10 Bob: See I'm a genius Wade: *Falls off the cliff*

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Well Bob is the genius, not Wade

[@shaaravwankhede2871]

Wade: Are they cannibals? I haven't seen them physically eat other people. Also Wade: *has been eaten by them in a cave*.

[@foquitajeej2399]

@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ No

[@skooparoonie3202]

Mark: Ive never seen them eat a human. Also Mark: Stop eating your friend!! Also also Mark: THEY'RE EATING ME!!