OUR DEFENSES DO NOTHING!! | The Forest

Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted

[@KaiDrawsShit03]

Cannibal: Why don't we take that smaller bridge to get to those guys? Other Cannibal: Shut the fuck up Jerry, that's secret bridge

[@tiemespoelstra1286]

Big funny man

[@jacksepticeye_fan084]

😂😂

[@notlivingucci4865]

.😂

[@acehardware2823]

F-ing Jerry. Always ruins the mood.

[@mr.spaget6513]

Fuckin Jerry bro, why the hell do we keep him around?

[@ryankissee9937]

"He'll huff and puff and he won't know what the fuck is going on." Never have I seen a better metaphor and I intend to spread it.

[@gumbilitous2804]

Lmao I am too

[@hat7475]

absolutely

[@lancerutland2278]

Why are there only 3 comments

[@xanderriniker5400]

Idk

[@theintrovert_227]

It's too funny. The funniness has left no room for commentary. It's too perfect.

[@sharky1150]

Mark: *realises that he can make a dock* Game: *starts raining* Lixian: I don’t even have to do anything

[@TulipsxJasmines]

Underated

[@johnsell6870]

what timing

[@gameout6420]

God did his work for markaplier

[@LeHyperTech]

Chill dude

[@LeHyperTech]

@@gameout6420 😔 markplier is he called ...

[@NijiHoloFan]

the fact that the cannibal respected mark by going away from the secret bridge after being politely asked to is a highlight of this video

[@knzjyd]

Some tips. 1. The more negative interactions you have with the cannibals, the more they'll come after you and the more creepy mutants they'll send. (Not that they'll leave you alone altogether. They're douchelords.) 2. Not that you care about outfits, but smack the lady in the plane that you got the plane axe from enough and you'll get her outfit, which I find incredibly funny. 3. Your sanity (viewable in the "Stats" tab) decreases: A) When you don't sleep. B) When you kill a cannibal. C) When you dismember a cannibal. D) Gradually when you spend time in caves. I think it's, like, 0.001% per second. E) Eating a cannibal. When your sanity decreases to anywhere below 90%, you can build effigies from the cannibals' body parts. It causes fear in most cannibals; those will avoid you. There are a few that'll still attack you. In other words: Effigies don't stop the cannibals from attacking you entirely. 4. Your sanity increases: A) When you listen to music. B) When you sleep. C) When you sit down on chairs, benches, etc. D) When you eat fresh (animal) meats. 5. If you need feathers, you can build a birdhouse. 6. Rabbits can breed if you put some in a rabbit cage. The more you have, the higher the chances of them procreating. Please keep playing. These videos make my day and I'm sure it's the same for a lot of other people.

[@peebledeeble]

i screenshotted this for use when i play the forest myself. you are a genius

[@lorcanzo2498]

@The Almighty Ninja we need to know

[@confusedjello7292]

@The Almighty Ninja can confirm

[@Prto90]

so like is there a way for cannibals to stop attacking me after a while if i dont attack them..after a while?

[@lorcanzo2498]

@@Prto90 no; in the game there is a thing where the cannibals are becoming constantly more aggressive to you. If you don’t attack them they will send less but if you kill them a lot they will first send more to attack you but then if brutal enough (Dismembering, killing with limbs etc) they will give u a sacrifice and leave u alone for a few days. But they will become constantly more aggressive to you.

[@renranger2135]

Mark: “friendship comes first.” Says the guy who keeps abandoning his teammates in mutant attacks

[@kratosgodofwar777]

And also abandoned said teammate later on

[@punchline_pipeline]

Honestly I wish I had more friends that played the forest

[@ItsOkayToLeave-ThisIsYourSign]

Not this comment having 666 likes😳

[@KSKSnek]

the entire plot of this series is starting to become Bridge building

[@VeryPeeved]

he's his own best friend.

[@Breached18]

The Secret Bridge: *Exists* Every Cannibal on the Peninsula: "Imma pretend I didn't see that"

[@randomdudeyoumightlike9912]

It’s because it’s secret

[@jackysanc7445]

I love how the cannibale legit just didn’t cross that bridge

[@goddess9739]

They respect the secret bridge far too much

[@faenene]

@@goddess9739 there is no such thing, the secret bridge is a *diety*

[@kolteel]

there's no pretending, it's a secret

[@lyenye7018]

This entire series is the “what not to do” section in a survival guide.

[@sunshinegamer1981]

America's Funniest Survival Videos

[@Biggsman_IV]

I mean, there are also a lot of things that people teach people to do in a life or death situation, and they are pretty horrible. like, conserve water, if your thirsty, than drink until you no longer are, and look for more first. as well as, cactus juice is a horrible stand in for water. it just makes you more thirsty, and gives you diarrhea, and nausea, so those are very bad things to do in a survival situation.

[@lavans5721]

@@Biggsman_IV also makes you hallucinate and try to eat your pet flying lemur. Trust me shit is insane.

[@nest_avadavat]

Do *not* split up in caves Do *not* cut holes in gazebos Do *not* focus on “the perfect” bridge Do *not* eat human flesh Do *not* destroy cabins Do *not* jump off cliffs with your log sleds

[@milesclarke7085]

How to not survive

[@grahamapol3185]

At this rate, the cannibals don't need to kill them. They can just sit back and say, "They're doing just fine on their own."

[@marzipan1405]

CANIBAL

[@Skylerrelyks93]

@@marzipan1405 no he was correct and you are not.

[@adoreeasiya]

They DO know that they have to save a child???

[@debayandas430]

@@adoreeasiya 🤣🤣🤣 i comment that on every the forest video

[@lovemurphy1931]

@@adoreeasiya watching this game play has me confused I love it and it's funny but I'm starting to believe thos game never ends and the son never existed lol

[@courtneygrumblis]

Mark: "oh hey, this is the secret bridge. Please go away" Cannibal: "understandable. Have a nice day"

[@vitaniweapon413]

I was looking for this comment xD

[@kate-yh5jz]

5:56 :}

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

@@vitaniweapon413 me too

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

@Dizzy Stick i know im gonna clip this

[@vitaniweapon413]

@@blackfang-ms5rq awesome

[@mike353]

The forest: cannibals killing people and trying to save your son Mark: Bridge simulator!

[@Roamingfirebat]

@Evan Scammell it’s a bot. Best you can do is report it.

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course!

[@Hellbughunter]

Who cares, he's dead anyway. Bridges are more importend.

[@JT_Lich]

Mark's playing Poly Bridge

[@Mr.PugGaming]

@Augestx shutup

[@jackalaxe1554]

*I'm seeing a plot twist* - they find Timmy and take him through the main bridge and then Bob makes the platform higher and drowns Timmy for entertainment reasons

[@sunshinegamer1981]

I can see the Three Stooges of KZbin doing this.

[@r.j.penfold]

@@sunshinegamer1981 Alright, so who's who? I imagine Mark is Moe, Bob is Larry and Wade is Curly (who is the butt of all jokes)

[@sunshinegamer1981]

@@r.j.penfold They seem to trade roles around pretty frequently throughout the playthrough.

[@artsy_axli6583]

@@r.j.penfold wdymm

[@r.j.penfold]

@@artsy_axli6583 I'm talking about the three stooges

[@Ethan-__-]

The forest: horror game Markiplier: let’s build a bridge the ultimate bridge

[@expectnothin]

The shsl bridge, of course

[@afifdan2665]

Im so fast

[@somerandominternetuser5730]

@@jasperallison4634 I reported the account

[@mikewilson2302]

Sup mark

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

[@oddpeople8733]

I like the idea of Timmy just like sitting in a cave fuckin scared for his like and his family is just like "the great waallll!!!"

[@jacksepticeye_fan084]

Bruh 😂😂

[@midenarithmos9200]

Meanwhile His family just discovered what docks are and losing Their minds over it.

[@cheazzila2906]

It’s fine. In the story he’s already dead if I remember right.

[@focalpoint._]

@@cheazzila2906 If I remember correctly you shoot down a plane to sacrifice someone else to save your kid, and the cycle continues

[@cheazzila2906]

@@focalpoint._ ah, so I don’t remember correctly.

[@grayfox311]

"Did you just try to jump onto my boat?" "Listen, I'm 𝓭𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰"

[@Geoffrey6_]

How you write like that ?!

[@haimynameiskai]

@@Geoffrey6_ with the power of 𝕘𝕠𝕕 and a 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇

[@quick_light]

@@Geoffrey6_ *_yes_*

[@Geoffrey6_]

Font generator ? I write like *this* or **this** by just adding more * to the beggining and the end of the sentence

[@alantheannihilator3093]

@@Geoffrey6_ just google don’t generator and copy paste from the site you write on

[@thatrandomimperial3357]

The cannibals only come by because they’re trying to figure out what the hell y’all are doing

[@athickie]

🤣😂😂

[@moogamooga2100]

Hahahaha!! Best comment right here.

[@thomaspelletier44]

Cannibal 1: what the hell are those idiot doing ?! Cannibal 2: idk let's send a guy to ask them. Cannibal who got send: try to speak is language. The guy : let kill him

[@_JustJoe]

💀💀

[@evilsquirrelratsr4529]

The fact that they are called cannibals says otherwise

[@Zakvadr1995]

I feel like the “Previously on-“ section will eventually just be everyone screaming.

[@ZaezeYT]

You mean it isn't already?

[@beansmcsquenz4444]

@Augestx did i ask

[@whyyunggod7473]

@@beansmcsquenz4444 he is lying, he is also a bot, look at how he spelled it. 😂

[@generalgrievous162]

@Augestx you have replied with this on nearly every single comment so quit yo bullshit.

[@whyyunggod7473]

@@beansmcsquenz4444 hes also saying that so people go and see his comment so he can get views on his video, yeah im not dumb I know.

[@OneTopic]

We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.

[@OneTopic2]

Bushes of love. 💜

[@TheHorribleProductions]

It was waiting in the bushes for us

[@OneTopic]

@@OneTopic2 yes! Exactly! 💜

[@FlashDrive356]

Oh hi One Topic

[@thatweirdguy8810]

@Augestx SHUT UP

[@nicktaylor8458]

at this rate there will be enough carts in the river to make another bridge

[@naimac1015]

Or a dam. If it holds enough water back, they won’t need any bridges.

[@lyenye7018]

@@naimac1015 that would be worse, and wont deter the cannibals, but it would be dope if that was actually a feature

[@Spamton_G_Spamton...]

They should build a dock....

[@my_son_is_a_rock185]

I like how Timmy's lost in the woods with some crazy cannibal and has absolutely no chance of survival and everyone's just like: Better build 15 more bridges.

[@Theguywhodoesthings]

Umm, actually 🤓

[@XimsXimness]

Zac

[@samuelhuittinen9839]

40% building bridges, 40% of wade getting to know the letter "c", 10% markiplier sadnes realising hes dumdum, 10% AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@isaakberghe837]

And 10% *AHHHHHHHH*

[@deathsnoble3975]

10% raft

[@unuviolcr6706]

whats the other ten percent

[@andrewleger37]

@@unuviolcr6706 we don't talk about that part.

[@samuelhuittinen9839]

@@unuviolcr6706 oh i forgot 10 percent

[@dipperstowing954]

I am gonna guess that he’s going to make three more bridges and say “I am a man who owns *five* bridges.”

[@GS_PlayzFN]

My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖

[@kcjoules1841]

Yes I hope 😂

[@HETZERCOM2000]

Yea....I can see that

[@mcmurrey]

@@GS_PlayzFN lmao go play fortnite somewhere else please.

[@squish571]

@@GS_PlayzFN but you have a 5000$ setup

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Beginning of video: “Previously on The Forest” Mark, Bob and Wade: *Demonic screeches*

[@FlashDrive356]

Seriously, I see you on every one of marks recent vids

[@confused3625]

Previously on the forest: we spent 25 minutes building a bridge

[@luxluther436]

Mark’s character 90% of the time: *Dying of thirst and starvation* Mark: *Behold the wall of Mark.*

[@ItsAllAStateOfMind]

The wall of markith

[@surgestudios2975]

The wall of marksimonius

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

The forest: *A survival horror game about being stranded and saving your son from mutated demon people* Mark: “This bridge needs to be perfect, I was in engineering school once”

[@Blazed_Chillist]

When he brings up engineering school XD

[@slicer5846]

So true xD

[@Play_Syndicate]

The mutant is just a person who stole Timmy to bring his daughter back but his daughter kills him and you find him later in the game

[@CallMeDougieP]

Little Timmy: Lost in the forest. Terrified. Likely gonna die a horrible horrible death. Mark, Bob, Wade: B R I D G E

[@cheazzila2906]

If I remember right, he’s already dead

[@omen-200]

@@cheazzila2906 shhhhh you can't spoil it like that...

[@polskamistrzwiedzy7153]

@@omen-200 the game has been out for like 3 years

[@Unknownburger]

@@cheazzila2906 hes not dead. He’s in a chamber underground and he’s the main character in Sons of the Forest lmao

[@cheazzila2906]

@@Unknownburger ya, I’ve already been told. Don’t pay attention to me. I’m a dumbass

[@archer3569]

**Mark after the finishing The Forest** "Im a man who owns FIVE BRIDGES!"

[@NotGoingBackHarrisWalz2024]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Jasonnnnnnnnnnnn_]

excuse me do you mean 500,000,000,000?

[@elusivegamergirl]

* *”I am a man who BUILT 5 bridges!!”*

[@LeSethX]

And when they are done, they are going to find they need boats for something and need to tear down the bridges for them, I bet

[@flamboyant_tea_20]

Oh my God this is amazing your awesome 😂👏

[@fatherstrong6180]

" some number of legs is coming " always hits me right in the funny bone 😂😂

[@fatherstrong6180]

I guess he fucked off 😂😂

[@reynamiller05]

I swear💀

[@samsmith8004]

Who’s gonna tell them that you can transport logs with the zip lines

[@jasminetwil]

Oh no, can they really? 😂

[@angelapickett198]

Wait till they find out...

[@j-j8984]

Oh my God...

[@sghettioop9948]

We have to alert them of this-

[@Snackaboy]

Memento Mori

[@BeingScared]

This game is pretty relaxing when the sun is up, then completely intense at nightfall. 😂

[@nobodyimportant3278]

pLoT

[@hiimferdie9538]

Basically Minecraft

[@kadei7117]

It's awesome

[@mikemodern9491]

Yeah

[@novustalks7525]

So true

[@nathanbizzle1409]

Mark:Hey this is the secret bridge Cannibal: oh okay sorry man

[@Peeshart47]

Understandable have a great day.

[@goldenchipsempire]

“You don’t scare me!” **terrified screaming**

[@goldenchipsempire]

24:37

[@Rougesamurai365]

@@goldenchipsempire thanks

[@huataindigo343]

Cannibal: comes running to the secret bridge Markiplier: "Hey this is the secret bridge can please go away." Cannibal: moon walks away confused why markiplier is so calm Markiplier: "Thank you."

[@KristinaPhoenix]

even the cannibals know when a man is defeated and its just not the time to attack them...

[@tenzinc1514]

i feel the cannibals are like mutants nit like the superhero/villain kind, I’m talking the Chernobyl kind

[@thewarstoryteller9900]

@@tenzinc1514 hmmmm

[@callumkristofer7793]

@@tenzinc1514 The truth is that the more naked, run on all fours ones, are mutants, just like the virginias, fattys and armsies. Including those big grey and masked ones, the ones that run on two legs and use tools or throw fire are people who just use paint to make themselves look like mutants, and blend in, actually, if you bait one of them into water, the water will actually wash the paint off, and any actual mutants will attack the normal human cannibals.

[@KristinaPhoenix]

@@callumkristofer7793 i did not know that...to be fair anyone ive seen play this game attacks any of the cannibals before u can get a good look at them

[@williamfalls]

Previously on Forest: "The bridge was a bad idea!" Now on Forest: "Let's build a lot of bridges."

[@some1598]

Nice hart

[@williamfalls]

@@some1598 Thanks. Doctors say it shouldn't look like that, but I think it's fine.

[@MrGranten]

On the one hand, you have to admire his determination. On the other, you can't help but think that maybe they'd be having a lot less trouble if they'd just decided to have a cart on each side, and just carry the supplies over the bridge from one cart to another.

[@matt-middleton7884]

@@MrGranten or just have one bridge with a gate on it

[@koenigseggdubstep9837]

I look up to you. I strive to be you. My bank account fights me every month but i won't let it win.

[@nicolesvariouswares]

Horrific monsters: on the other side of the river and can’t cross the water Mark: *three bridges*

[@enbeast8350]

He is a man with THREE BRIDGES

[@TimothyGod]

But they need an easy way across, could've been done better, but hey trial and error

[@CatsMeow_]

@@enbeast8350 Yes, as well as FIVE OVENS.

[@CatsMeow_]

@@drewahrens3141 stupidity? That's a little rude.

[@Juniper_Star.]

@@drewahrens3141 you're calling him an idiot because he's not taking a game about a plane crash and mutant monsters and floating sleds serious enough for you. He is acting smart. He made the bridge to get the sleds across, that way they could cover more ground and get stuff faster. In this they are literally making gates to keep the mutants out. How is that stupid??

[@mimifloyd5918]

The way I wheezed when Bob walked around the door effortlessly on the other bridge

[@johnnygucker6869]

Mark: "this poor bird" Also Mark: "starts hitting birds out of the sky and ripping them apart"

[@sportshighlights8831]

Day 1 of trying to live the dream off KZbin comments.

[@post8r55]

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commenťed ön my newest Video Thanks!)*

[@sneegsnag]

I love bridge simulator

[@renowens4897]

*wheeze*

[@rhettsadventures8171]

Wheeze!!!!!!!!!

[@savedname9959]

Mmmhm agreed. :)

[@mrfweeis]

I love this vine reference

[@---Kai---]

Until night falls.

[@St.Constantine]

Mark: "Um this is the secret bridge. Please go away." Demon: "understandable have a nice day."

[@zerodoesntexist]

H M M

[@zerodoesntexist]

r/hmmm

[@MaevenPanda]

@Augestx since 2016 baby

[@willduncan2826]

Or you could build the repair tool with sticks rocks and tree sap so you can fix the builds

[@Logan96085]

@Augestx stfu bot

[@digitalstories2179]

I love how Mark and his friends are more serious and stressed building the bridge than fighting cannibals is

[@ItsUncleSam007]

Welcome to *The Forest* where all we do is *De Forest*

[@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278]

*yes.*

[@jacksoupticeye]

The aspiring park ranger part of me can't help cringing a little every time they cut another tree down... but they're leaving the stumps, so at least some of the trees will respawn

[@optimallyproudjoestarboi3061]

@@jacksoupticeye oh, wow! Ur a park ranger? Cool!

[@jacksoupticeye]

@@optimallyproudjoestarboi3061 Oh, I'm not a park ranger yet! I'm hoping to become one someday, but I'll probably never be more than a volunteer. Currently I'm just a nerd who loves plants a lot :)

[@Lil_Ms_Crystal_Rose]

@@jacksoupticeye Respect to you! Not many people think much about plants, let alone care about them as much as rangers do so you have my respect

[@m1r9z56]

Other youtubers: playing forest normaly Mark,bob and wade: playing forest like minecraft and getting crazy because of a bridge

[@frossplays3539]

so accurate

[@x.Boba.Anxiety.x]

Lol

[@cameronprice4922]

I hope they go for the lab, because the final boss is insane.

[@NoxSliver5221]

This is why they are so enjoyable to watch

[@abumwiththedrip]

First rule of secret side bridge: don’t talk about secret side bridge. Second rule of secret side bridge: dOn’T tAlK aBoUt SeCrEt SiDe BrIdGe!!!

[@emj5721]

Got it! ... So about this side bridge--

[@abumwiththedrip]

@@emj5721 yeah...that bridge is fucked

[@thatweirdguy8810]

@Augestx Just STOP

[@thedotintheletteri]

@Augestx Lmao the bots are getting more desperate by the day with the time subscribed thing

[@nikolasgerretse]

Mark using a slingshot the whole time like he's actually doing damage is so entertaining

[@visage9040]

Explain the time he two shotted the cannibals then

[@artwithlaur]

@@visage9040 headshots

[@JaggerNeasESES]

It was probably a stealth kill since slingshots can do that

[@pleasesnapmyneckmommy3048]

Late comment, but the reason is that he's using different rocks. When he 2 shotted the cannibals, he was using normal rocks. Now he's using small rocks, which does miniscule amount of dmg

[@gachagodrusty1056]

The Forest: A horror game with actual demon cannibals that kidnapped the main characters son Mark and gang: Polybridge?

[@RitzySnips]

"Secret bridge, they'll never know" Nobody's gonna know "They're gonna know" How would they know?

[@jordangunn794]

Than they called the bridge dumb and trash. Poor bridge

[@codyiverson5548]

Yes because a cannibal decided the "secret bridge" was invisible.

[@TheQuirkyNerd]

“Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious...” 😂

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@LordOfAllJays]

@@technoraver99 .....what

[@selo.harper.24]

Mark, Bob and Wade playing The Forest: "Can we play Raft?!"

[@kawaski60fps75]

The Banana Splits Movie

[@tristanallen9315]

What happened to Raft?

[@OfficialBeastShortsPage]

How many subs can I get off this comment current: 32

[@sinctova]

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none.

[@aruzhel5230]

@@tristanallen9315 Chapter 2 ended and now theyre waiting for chapter 3

[@apokkalypse]

I still think that "ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ" is one of the funniest bits from this series

[@kingkermit06]

By this point it’s literally just ‘Deforestation with Mark an friends’

[@mepicmcmanperson1086]

@Augestx no

[@lynn4840]

game title: "the forest" mark & co.: "are you sure about that??"

[@declantecho1717]

Went from “The Forest” to “De Forest”

[@eventufteleren4285]

Bridge building simulator

[@kingkermit06]

@@lynn4840 - lmao

[@theintrovert7902]

Timmy: *Am Not Scared Of You My Fathers Gonna Save Me* Mark: *Behold The Great Wall Of Mark*

[@prometheus6499]

I keep thinking that Timmy is just sitting in a cave saying ( I think Im in danger ) in a high voice while his dad is going oh I'm drowning

[@brydus]

Timmy: *Somewhere out in the forest probably starving* Mark: B R I D G E

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear b

[@applemcbabble6975]

Hes probably fine

[@sophiapallay8357]

us is he dead

[@noah3508]

Theyve clarified that Timmy is definitely dead lol

[@marzipan1405]

L

[@MyDragon316]

Mark: Guys, I could’ve built a Dock... Bob & Wade: A dock??? Mark: Look... *displays dock bridge disappointed* *Bob & Wade burst out laughing at Mark’s misfortune* 18:11 Edit: timestamp

[@skylersnode924]

Mark: trying to steer the boat Wade: *starts singing kiss the girl*

[@szalontayhanna6242]

Underrated moment

[@october6876]

This series is honestly just the perpetual cycle of failure, success, and over feeding Mark’s ego.

[@theshamanite]

Mark's hubris will be the best Greek tragedy to keep happening

[@asanyr9902]

oh worm I love your pfp! trans rights >:3

[@theshamanite]

Trans rights

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Sounds kinda like his KZbin career, HEYOOOO!!! :D

[@theshamanite]

@Nunya Business Aspie rights, comrade

[@thedyingandroid2480]

Mark: “I didn’t build one good thing.” Me: *remembers he built the stone walls* “Suuuuurrrrreee.”

[@Cooltink101]

Same. That was a great accomplishment.

[@teofilustri6088]

The fact that the hole for door in the stone wall is perfection

[@featherbrunonamenonose4249]

Marks to hard on himself ☹️

[@Anti_Matter-qz1il]

He did one But a major one

[@kadei7117]

@@kawaski60fps75 how bout no

[@arwenreeder2154]

Bob is the eldest, Wade is the middle child, and Mark is the youngest

[@NijiHoloFan]

and timmy is the little ugly pet rat everyone thought was dead, but was just out in the open, totally unnoticed, that is, until one of them remembers and says "hey, you know that rat that we found in the backyard? doesn't that thing by the garbage can look a bit like him?" "hmm, no. this one looks a bit less ugly"

[@akikashika]

100% accurate

[@random_user6414]

Can we just talk about how well timed Mark's sadness and the game's rain were at 18:40?

[@lockdownservice]

ya did gud man

[@mr.spaget6513]

Timing 100

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

Cannibals: *dangerous, murderous, savage* Mark: "this is the secret bridge, can you go away?" Cannibal: "oh whoops sorry bout that, have a nice day. 😳"

[@itzwyvernz7326]

HE WONT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT SECRET BRIDGEEEE 🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@EnnardLOVERsl662]

What about the 6 legged creature?

[@NeuronActivation]

He was like "understandable, have a good day."

[@gensilver8878]

Lol

[@kawaski60fps75]

check me out bruv

[@legoyoda2267]

I love how in the middle of Mark and Wade yelling at each other about bridges and gates, the sweet angelic voice of Bob just says: "Guys the blueberries are growing"

[@awebtoonreader4979]

20:24 This is one of many times, Wade is legit an absolute genius in this playthrough

[@LordOfAllJays]

Mark: *secret bridge* Cannibals: *visible confusion*

[@birdofprey3952]

@@post8r55 bruh just stop bragging

[@alyxeon]

the greatwall must be built

[@syedhassanali5837]

Here before this has alot of likes

[@tariqshatat5501]

@@syedhassanali5837 shut up

[@whatfearsaremadeof1973]

@@tariqshatat5501 open down

[@GS_PlayzFN]

My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖🥺

[@mdttr8021]

@@GS_PlayzFN stfu

[@daisykw7478]

My favorite thing is when Bob makes a noise like he is choking whenever a bug happens in game.

[@brookricketts9488]

I like how Mark refers to water as drink Mark: you’re gonna fall in the drink

[@arsenatorr]

"uh this is the secret bridge please go away" "ok"

[@MiniMC546]

Mark "I could've been an engineer" Fischbach presents: Defenseless Defense

[@emj5721]

🤣🤣🤣 Idk why I found this SO funny but thank you for the Laugh good commenter

[@thatweirdguy8810]

@Augestx STOP

[@ArminciaEdwards]

LMAO

[@Nubbz3YT]

They do be bridging

[@AM-og9ek]

They very do

[@edwardbadilla510]

Very yes bridg

[@angelomonteiro5376]

NUBBZ?!? I'M SUBSCRIBED, HOW THE F**K DID YOU GOT HERE?!?

[@stevethompson6666]

Yes they bwing

[@jasonleaders3187]

Tho

[@piercemcdowell4565]

Timmy: Scared and alone in the lab Mark and the boys: SECRET BRIDGE 🤫

[@lax4359]

FORGET about the bridge theres something even more important they built the GREAT WALL OF CHINA lmao

[@lilaloy5423]

alternate title: Almost-engineer drop out gets mad at his own inability to engineer good

[@calebprince7685]

And it only took a few hrs lol.

[@yodelaeehoo9686]

With friends ! 🙃👍

[@lankyb3041]

Mark- "these hands weren't meant to create, they only destroy" -iplier.

[@Player1776.]

The forest is one of Mark's best series's.

[@Breached18]

Along with subnatuica

[@222cubing8]

Sad the vid didn’t say to be continued tho

[@_diabetes6495]

@@222cubing8 I think it only says “To be continued” when it’s a cut part of a stream. I think these last 3 eps were 1 stream, and the ones before were separate streams too. It’s just there’s no new content yet!

[@kellyirahola9109]

@@_diabetes6495 there's new content in his podcast of peens or something ep. 73- i think he only starts playing after an hour of the vod tho

[@tose5566]

And until dawn

[@lynn4840]

why is no one talking about how it starts to rain immediately after Mark realizes that he could have built a dock the entire time?? it's almost like the game itself was deliberately trolling him lmaoooo

[@kal_luh]

Alternative title: "Big fat charging baby attacks 3 perfect bridge building men"

[@thatweirdguy8810]

This title has a so Unus Annus feeling

[@SftHrtBrsKnckls]

Cowman, fatman

[@freakout6541]

@Augestx don’t lie who else is a “fan” of Augustx for less then a milia second. Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

@@freakout6541 god damn

[@johnrandall8010]

2 1/2 men

[@olekzaskurski2140]

Everyone else in the forest: lets go gather resources and better weapons mark and his buddies: mmm, bridge, yes

[@senateguard8280]

Facts

[@Jordan-dd8rp]

Monster: _approaches_ Mark: “oh hey, this is the secret bridge could you please go away” Monster: *understandable, have a nice day*

[@TheLuckyLuke314]

Hey jojo someone already made this comment...so like if you wanna look for him and have a discussion of who delete the copy....I'm pretty sure you're the OG but I can remember exactly. I don't just saying like If one of you puts and trademark or copyright on this comment it could end being a really bad time so I suggest that you get this figured out as soon as possible.

[@TheLuckyLuke314]

You both posted the comment "14 hours ago" so I don't know I personally like your rendition slot more so you should hunt down Mr. Guakacado and eliminate him.

[@Kibbuster]

@@TheLuckyLuke314 Honestly. Who gives a shit?

[@saturncosmic4449]

@@Kibbuster accurate statement

[@dragonsfire4394]

@@TheLuckyLuke314 do you have any hobbies at all?

[@jevel6126]

Mark: oh hey, this is the secret bridge please go away Cannibal: I shall respect your wants

[@Cooky_McGee]

If this series were a survival show irl, it would be called "Stupid and afraid"

[@DJB3lfry]

"Stupid and Afraid 2: A Bridge Too Far"

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

@@DJB3lfry "Stupid and Afraid 3: The Wall of Ages"

[@jacksoupticeye]

I can imagine that being a show similar to the Office, but instead of set in an office, it's a Man vs. Wild parody. And hey, Mark has drank... Ethan's pee, at the very least. So he's already on his way to becoming the new Bear Grylls!

[@Rose_Blue-cj5pm]

Cannibal: *walks up to the secret bridge* Markiplier: You can’t this is the secret bridge Cannibal: Understandable have a good day

[@Rj-27]

And he was never seen again.

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

Well, it’s understandable have a nice day... but it has a good and refreshing twist... I like it...

[@Squidemon]

@@LDaniel_BDuce I don’t know if you did that on purpose but it’s not nice day it’s great day

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

@@Squidemon He said “Understandable have a good day” when it’s “Understandable have a nice/great day” I just said it had a nice and refreshing twist

[@natethebass-man2869]

This series is just getting more and more chaotic, and I'm all for it.

[@thegrandmaster1637]

Mark: [proceeds to complete his stupidly pathetic idea of a secret bridge] Cannibals: .... Well, who are we to deny a man his dreams?

[@skurneha7163]

This man put a CRANE on the bridge, but STAIRS to their cliff side house

[@mysticmind4563]

He was originally going to put a crane on the cliffside, but didn't realize that he need to adjust the height.

[@vibebros8995]

At the end of the series they should go back and look just how many carts they've lost to that river

[@SnowyElephant]

Its called "The Drink" xD

[@elusivegamergirl]

lol the carts will secretly be the foundation of that bridge, as they’ll keep building carts to move items, lose them in the river, and then building over their lost items.

[@vibebros8995]

@@elusivegamergirl and in a million years the people who find them are gonna be confused as shit

[@elusivegamergirl]

@@vibebros8995 lol they will indeed. there will possibly be the ruins of a bridge (if it doesn’t survive the test of time), and beneath it will be found the fossilized remains of many carts in the mud of the riverbed and they’ll wonder in confusion what happened to cause so many carts to become lost to the river

[@vibebros8995]

@@elusivegamergirl the greatest minds they have to offer will be nothing in the face of this bridge

[@socialanxiety1541]

I think Mark doing KZbin instead of becoming an engineer is really proven to be an act of fate in the creation of this bridge

[@Satrycal]

I hope they actually finish this game and don’t just drop it off and leave us hanging.

[@minisnowballuwu4324]

W E L P

[@AN3M01A]

I hate to tell you this, bestie 😩

[@Allakablooza]

😐

[@toast7922]

This comment did not age well

[@dripchungus]

hmm sounds like foreshadowing

[@SAsax936]

This gameplay should be titled “Mark and friends destroy the forest for useless structures they later destroy”

[@stingerjohnny9951]

How about “mark and his friends losing their minds in a mutant infest forest”.

[@jack1235ify]

bad engineering apocalypse survival style

[@barrelsed]

Welcome to The Forest series by Markiplier. In this episode the three men lose their minds making stupid bridges and destroying trees and making new bridges just to destroy them.

[@ryleemacdonald863]

"When the big bad wolf comes and huffs and puffs, he won't know wtf hit him" ~Bob 2021

[@ThicAn1meTh1ghs]

Someone was really looking out for us when mark didn’t become a engineer

[@bomes2084]

the universe decided to wait a while longer before it killed off all human life

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

24:50 Mark accidentally reveals that he does care about Wade. Bob! Wait for Wade!

[@fangthepsychodog1900]

Next on my Strange Addictions: "Hi my name is Markiplier and im addicted to building bridges"

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@amandeepgill5206]

Rogal Dorn would be proud

[@satan69]

@@technoraver99 i read through that entire thing and thats 5 minutes ill never get back. bye im reporting for spam 😔✌️

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

"i cant stop building bridges they're just so *perfect* almost as much as lady demitricus"o

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

@@technoraver99 "less sadness etc" IM SORRY MY DEPRESSION IS DIRTYING UP THE PLACE XD

[@HuanTheHound]

Honestly, every episode is like a more aggressive stroke...

[@danteseleniumcaelo5287]

@@kawaski60fps75 How 'bout NO.

[@exem2011]

@@kawaski60fps75 no

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Call a bondulance!

[@jett9631]

Exc fucking scuse me

[@artificial_laughter3213]

@@danteseleniumcaelo5287 what did they say, their comment was deleted

[@leahsmith6573]

“The Forest” is slowly morphing into “Raft” Edit: If I had waited not even 30 more seconds before commenting, I would’ve heard Mark’s “Raft” joke.

[@theratking8550]

What’s the raft joke

[@XylitolEnjoyer]

@@theratking8550 your mom

[@theratking8550]

I’m hopping your mom is the joke

[@katelynjones6860]

@@theratking8550 22:47

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

... *Let this be lesson for you*

[@everybody48]

I appreciate how every episode ends with screaming and utter chaos

[@greenyodais]

"I'm not scared" the three men said as they approached the monster. But what they didn't know was that the monster learned to teleport. As the grotesque creature teleported onto the boat a loud shriek could be heard from each of the men's mouths. This shows us the men were, in fact, scared

[@bizzbop7260]

That's it you've killed me with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👻👻

[@minecraftegg3607]

"We just didn't take account...stupid" -Wade I'm taking this quote with me

[@jonahkenney1724]

Mark when he finds out he can build a dock: *sound of silence plays*

[@Kernowparadise]

TONIGHT on Forest Gear: Mark builds a trio of bridges and loses his mind, Bob parkours off some stairs (21:15) And Wade resorts to cannibalism (14:58)

[@ButteredSpino]

they should play ark together, it'll be fun

[@lucievrabcova3687]

Oh god, yes that would be hilarious and awesome at the same time haha

[@toyotacamry-ho1jh]

yeah, ark, a 'good' game

[@blackpanther827]

Agreed

[@springtrapgaming7381]

@@toyotacamry-ho1jh ark IS a good game but it glitches like hell

[@loganpennington9104]

@@springtrapgaming7381 agreed. Just super unoptimized and glitchy

[@Raghib]

Make these 40mins :)

[@InfinityGaming420]

I want a 1 hour of this

[@InfinityGaming420]

@Augestx stfu

[@xdrubberducki3458]

Yes

[@jackmeer]

@Augestx begone bot

[@AB-ft7ng]

@@InfinityGaming420 You can watch all 3 hours on Twitch lol it’s just not edited

[@gabrielcartagena680]

The natives: These ruthless foreigners have slaughtered us one by one for the last time! The foreigners: 21:15

[@tonuahmed4227]

British colonization in nutshell

[@terrasque559]

wade is the real psychopath here

[@Mulluns]

Poor Wade, getting dragged off the boat and his friends just leaving him behind, you can hear the fear in his voice asking for them to come back. It's sadly hilarious.