SO DAMN FUNNY!! | 7 Second Challenge #2

[@markiplier]

Oh I was giggling like a small child when I was editing this video :P Hope you all enjoy it!

[@palomillabarahona8437]

Hi mark!

[@goobriella]

Hi Mark!

[@I_Might_Be_Simon]

wrf i mean wtf

[@maxtothemax4705]

Aww that's funny

[@cpc0469]

Who wouldn't

[@markiplier]

And obviously Dan and Phil made the game so shoo all you weird chanting people :P

[@crystalw_725]

+Markiplier lelz

[@Alexgamer2011]

+Markiplier Asians....ASIANS EVERYWHERE!!!

[@merynieves8724]

they did?

[@MeggieMoosta]

True facts.. true

[@camillepaduganao5253]

+Markiplier true

[@slime-time]

"I don't like babies" - Matthias 2015 "Meet Luna!" - Matthias 2016

[@jaynienelson]

Booper Dooper I was just about to say something like this!!!

[@teddertheshredder9324]

Booper Dooper sooooo true

[@TheEmcx]

lol

[@ashleemarie6078]

Meanie

[@ashleemarie6078]

>:(

[@warrenstatz1265]

3:42. I feel like he locks himself in his room and practices that

[@ryleemacdonald863]

Everyone looked so shocked when he nailed it

[@iDubbbzTV]

4:36 was the best part of the video

[@huskii_238]

Das pretty good!

[@melissacast3319]

+DJmonkey333 Das pretty neat!

[@ibe_flames1645]

Take it easy

[@mariarobbins2989]

+Fabian Chitay racist shit u r

[@glitzwithglam3875]

+Maria Robbins lol

[@livhasnofriends2232]

1:02 Where matt says he doesn't like babies. *deep voice* little did matt know that the next year he'd have a baby

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Yes! I was thinking the same thing!

[@christywakeen229]

he did? he had a babeh?

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Christy Wakeen Amanda is pregnant.

[@christywakeen229]

Sam LostStar who's amanda? is that his wife?

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Christy Wakeen Yes.

[@eviltoad746]

Jellyfish without saying jellyfish? Stinging deadly sea blob.

[@r.j.penfold]

Evil Toad what sea turtles mistake plastic bags for. Or, Stingy water bags of death

[@eh-rj7uc]

living stinging tentacled gelatinous oceanic dwelling translucent spheroid sea blob.

[@adriananderson5182]

Evil Toad good job

[@nekrotikon.]

Evil bag

[@Tigron101]

An aquatic invertebrate that's 97% water and has stinging tentacles.

[@Tea-kg5fq]

Pick up line using crust: If you be the crust of my bread, I'll be the man in your bed.

[@claire_dyment2301]

I made one inspired by Scott and Mitch from superfruit's pick up line episode. "Are you the crust in my eyes when I wake up because I want to take you out." It's supposed to be stupid.

[@idkwhattoputhere568]

TheAwkwardFangirl_28 that is similar to what I made up. Mine is horrible, though.

[@XerosOfficial]

The word is *Crusty* , not Crust.

[@dennraeh]

It’s crusty not crust but thats good i guess

[@catherineb0528]

Aww Matt didn't edit a ddolgg at 3:20 :(

[@saucefreakystyle]

I cri everytiem

[@catherineb0528]

Blue Rose Lol :P

[@JohntheKing]

+Catherine B. I think it would be something that NO ONE could unsee. It might have been for the greater good.

[@firemist2683]

Yeah true ☹️

[@catherineb0528]

John the King Yeah maybe your right but I'm still curious lol

[@sarahdaly10]

I'd love to see Mark stand beside Dan Howell just for the size difference

[@thepineappleappolis7253]

+Sarah Daly and also Rhett from Rhett and Link. XD

[@sarahdaly10]

Rhett is like 8"9

[@phantomrider0038]

Robert wadlow the tallest person in the world 8 foot 11 it's funny because I'm 4 foot 11

[@spaceguyinpotatospace5949]

+Phantomrider003 The tallest person was actually around 11 feet tall.

[@JapanTarko]

+Sarah Daly well I'm 9 11

[@emilywrightsman7117]

this video was before Matt was a dad. Show this to Luna In a few years XD

[@badbatcher]

Hahaha Yes!

[@araezpi]

Emily Gosnell that sentence just ruined my ryatt dreams and hopes

[@EmbraerLegacy600]

Ari it's Matthias who had the kid

[@araezpi]

Legacy 600 I realized that literally 5 minutes after commenting this

[@stumpycrumpy4885]

Yo. No this video is so inappropriate for that young of a person

[@MeowMiaowMeow]

Matthias: I don't like babies Me watching in 2016 when he has a baby: Has Amanda seen this??

[@mandynelson3574]

Jayde Crawley now she has! (My name)

[@4m33n]

100th like

[@marissaburciaga2646]

"Obviously Dan and PHIL made the game." The Phandom thanks you.

[@lillychik1998]

the phandom just knows.

[@ivys2380]

on behalf of the whole phandom, bless u

[@vyrissmusic]

what's phandom

[@marissaburciaga2646]

The Phandom is a scary place that worships two British Boys called: Dan and PHIL. It's a scary place. There's memes, lions and llamas, and various people at a constant state of an emotionally draining experience, yet it's very fulfilling.

[@vyrissmusic]

sounds cool. how do u join?

[@SuperTf2rocks]

why is there heaven outside the windows & doors?

[@gamerwithanxbox9448]

because they're All angels

[@Auphira]

+adam kendrick -- Because it's Mark's house and he is an angel. *

[@GR4V3S.]

because of the asians

[@majaochtuva4225]

yeah here in sweden its just little light in 3 H if we're lucky

[@theresa8365]

+adam kendrick because these four angels live in a heaven-looking place

[@aaronlepage1757]

Ryan's little pat/ruffle on Matt's head, they're adorable

[@millsinky]

4:41 - 4:47 I like how Mark just stares awkwardly at the camera and smiles while everyone claps for him.

[@ethan7392]

I love your profile picture!

[@brodyquest02]

Yay more clikkies!

[@grimoneill9406]

Mark's hair looks white and gold to me :/

[@starryskies3927]

IT'S BLACK AND BLUE!!! XD

[@TheGravyGuzzler]

ITS GREEN AND PURPLE

[@ayianaramirez2688]

+Ace Alberts actually it's orange and black

[@NyssasOrbit]

+The Christmasy Jalen Phan trash Snøwman Are...are you serious?

[@claudetteolsz4797]

+The Christmasy Jalen Phan trash Snøwman OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN

[@singingwolf8997]

4:38 Does anyone else love the fact that when Mark slipped, all three of them tried to catch him? Now THAT'S friendship!

[@danadoodles4560]

+Beth H yeah

[@singingwolf8997]

cuppy cake I like to hope my friends would do the same

[@alfredobugayong397]

My friends would probably just let me fall, laugh at me, help me up, then make me fall again... YAY FRIENDSHIP😄

[@NL-tn5he]

So damn funny at 1:08 Matthias: 😃 to no where

[@Hex_Glitches]

Ryan's turn with the 5 screams, R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS.

[@thepugmemer2500]

thanks for the warning me...

[@gentlemanjester637]

"Pretend you are someone from the 1300s adjusting to modern day life" I'd have just pointed at Mark's hair and said "DEMON! DEEEEEEEMON!!"

[@danipoo1997]

😂😂😂😂

[@persephoneblack920]

Lmao You just made my day! 😂

[@JulieHidalgosings]

Yeesss

[@eyeseehere]

Omg yes!

[@srt2204]

+Jester Gaming No, that's more like someone that binge-watched supernatural adjusting to normal life lol

[@elyvion4980]

"I don't like babies" -Matthias, the father of luna

[@jward5135]

JESSICA JUST GOT FRIEND-ZONED SO HARD

[@dumpsterdog879]

Joseph Ergle But seriously we can see mark pushing them out of their comfort zone.

[@leelee-uq5et]

😂😂😂

[@L33PL4Y]

@@dumpsterdog879 And not in a good way. You can tell how uncomfortable Ryan and Matt are with Mark in a lot of these later collab videos they did together. Matt plays it off better, but Ryan just looks like he does not want to be there.

[@kris-oc5nd]

Chillin' Like a Villain Killin' Krillin he was literally joking. matt and ryan’s humor surrounds around bits in which they’re meant to look totally serious, but the situation is total bullshit. all mark did was initiate a bit.

[@VelkanAngels]

@@kris-oc5nd - Yeah. People are experts at projecting their own personalities, reactions and feelings onto others. Septiplier compilations are perfect examples of this, lol.

[@buddy6584]

Matthias 2015: "I dont like babies" Matthias 2019: *Father of two*

[@shakirab7374]

Matthias how dare you try to scare babies You're going to be a father!

[@emilyrice4037]

Ikr

[@Squeaky2238]

wait do you mean legit. I'm confused

[@kaelyncrash]

+Emily Tichenor yeah he and his wife amanda recently announced it on their daily vlog channel "matt and amanda"

[@fightercarrot24]

i died when he went like "goo GOO goo goo"

[@sakayla37too]

+Emily Tichenor yeah he's gonna be a dad around August

[@aprilfrain9702]

All of Ryan's 5 screams sounded like Mark XD

[@ElviretDarkshade]

+April Frain True! xD

[@VMarshmallo]

OMFG THEY DID XD IM CRYING

[@dumpygrimbo8623]

+April Frain 3rd scream sounded like Gabriel Iglesias

[@captainmisfit9303]

+April Frain All those Mario Maker episodes lmao

[@ibe_flames1645]

Naw

[@dappermilk4089]

I hit the Like button as soon as the "crusty" pick-up line was made. I died.

[@tiredteo]

For the crust thing he should've said: Do you like pizza? Cause I wanna be your crust. ..... or something like that :P

[@hajarioulg3036]

+Cecilia Tervy u play animal jam?

[@HeyItzCecilia]

Mohammed Oulhiad Yep! My username is Flora10523 if you play. I probably won't be accepting buddy requests but If you jam a gram me I'll add you.

[@huskiepawsbossgaming8290]

Mohammed Oulhiad i do my name is Shadowclaw853 mk just mail me to be ur buddy because i might have a full buddy list Tada XD

[@mollysministuff]

What about: Are you a stuffed crust pizza because I wanna stuff- Ok, let's stop at that.

[@crystal75151]

Katerina M. The thing is not all people like crust on pizza

[@Hydons]

THE HAIR..... ITS BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

[@bratzmaru8039]

i love it too :)

[@Hydons]

Tündi Oravecz i dint say i love it.

[@TTheDDoctor]

+trex 4642 You gotta have blue hair.

[@lillyanlubean4502]

It's BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE DOE.

[@jakedangit]

WHY BLUEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Melodies2319]

Matt: Mark, you really 'nailed' that ending. Mark: *RAISES FIST* FUCKIN- Matt: AHHHHHHH

[@Melodies2319]

That could have been it too XDD ***** I thought he said 'nailed' to make fun of Mark's sex joke.

[@balls1123]

+Melody Lover I think he said milked to make fun of marks joke

[@ann__a]

+Melody Lover Matt said "you really MILKED that ending"

[@Melodies2319]

Yeah, I realize my mistake. Anna oh XDD

[@feangelodiaz3350]

+Anna oh he nee sum milk

[@michaelryan2683]

7:55 Markiplier just the fact that you came up with that makes me cringe so hard haha

[@quintinneely3505]

Soooo much cringe 😂

[@maevemilless4561]

Marks comment is under this lol

[@josemafnas7742]

Matthias:Create a pickup line using the word crusty Me: Hey, are you from the Crusty crab? because your buns are looking fine. (i know Krusty and crusty) I'm just trying to make A joke

[@CurrieYT]

WHOS JESSICA RYAN.

[@Fluskar]

+CurriePlays idk

[@Don_Monstro]

YEAH RYAN, WHO IS SHE? XD

[@jessidodd5047]

Not me

[@CasacaraDFP]

YEA RYAN! WHO'S JESSICA?

[@bepplennlttero]

+CurriePlays mY NEW THEORY IS RYAN STOLE MARKS EX! WHOS WITH ME

[@austindoestuff]

He doesn't like babies? His wife is pregnant

[@austindoestuff]

By the way I'm talking about Matthias

[@cheesiscool335444]

+SoulSlayer616 Shhhhh

[@dragonsember]

joke

[@yahshuamiller5467]

+SoulSlayer616 i bet you made her have those babies

[@jessirain5390]

I can't believe Matthias

[@carlymccann3881]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 4:36 OOOFFF OKAY

[@itsbrookie5841]

Carly McCann I love your picture!!!!!!

[@carlymccann3881]

brooke boyer thanks

[@itsbrookie5841]

Carly McCann benny is adorable

[@carlymccann3881]

brooke boyer ikr

[@kevinrosas2459]

Carly McCann

[@grannyjerita40]

never ever get near my baby

[@augustworren8467]

he has a daughter now xD he`s pretty great with her

[@flummoxedgiles]

WTF was Matthias doing at 1:06

[@flummoxedgiles]

XD

[@bindigurl6384]

lol

[@sixx5043]

Wtf was he looking at

[@kyleclougherty6756]

what are you taking about

[@flummoxedgiles]

+kyle clougherty at 1:06 he's staring off somewhere smiling 😆 in so confused

[@ToastyGamer]

Yes a 7 second challenge these are so hilarious :D

[@disarm6524]

in my mind i was like *mark say pickle* and he did wow

[@Boss-cm1ot]

+ToastyGamer I love how often he is doing these challenges

[@blackbirdfrost2177]

+ToastyGamer More challenges with Matthias

[@Julia-cp9nt]

+venomslayer wut??

[@moderatelysizedchad1502]

Wait toast can talk?

[@ImTheGibby]

I died when he said "yo girl is your vagina crusty cuz I have crabs" 😂😂😂

[@Kateyb-pj3zg]

I don't like babies... Has baby and likes her 😂😂

[@mcbeaumarchais7650]

No. Way. "Hey baby, is your vagina crusty? Because I've got the crabs." - Markiplier

[@pumpkinchween6852]

i read this and i keep crying of laughter

[@mattique166]

I think everyone died when he said that.

[@_deadly_dreams_2098]

I'm glad I had earbuds cuz my mom would've killed me XD 😅😅😅

[@cxstroaj]

+_ Deadly _ Dreams _ SAME

[@_deadly_dreams_2098]

+Little _AJ04 lol

[@mityakiselev]

Markiplier, the only person who can nearly drown while doing an impression of swimming

[@flyingsloth1516]

rip supermega looks extremely uncomfortable

[@CockatielAnimations]

7:51 That's when I have a heart attack because of all the dog poop.

[@Lari_A]

Well, Matthias, congrats on the baby you're having!

[@hiimjorj6896]

I feel bad for his baby..

[@Lari_A]

Next Crafter hahahaah

[@lolerionark186]

+Lawlliets _ Hello L Lawliet. Have you caught Kira yet? You haven't caught him because you're are still alive. Just so you nkow, Near puts the last piece of the puzzle.

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

+Lawlliets _ What's this talk about Matthias having a baby? Where did you see that?

[@Spawn-Point]

+MrEpic7203 On Matthias and Amandas joint KZbin account.

[@BrowneePointz]

Mark that last kick was an "Axe Kick"... fail! (I'm sorry don't hurt me)

[@theworldisfulloforigamimad2073]

GETTIM

[@MrJr1976]

That is what happens when doing too much goes wrong. XD

[@sarahmacleod6056]

His round house was way off too😂

[@robsmith3468]

IKR and its not a karate chop its a knife hand lol

[@philliesrock1414]

Nope that was a dropkick

[@julianhappyfish2119]

0:49 he is a dad now lol

[@bozo8603]

Matthias' hair was poured out of a soft-serve ice cream machine

[@maxavi134]

Yay, he mentioned Dan and Phil in the descriptioon. He knows they exist! They should make a video together

[@natashahoffman723]

He was on one of the DanAndPhilGames videos

[@maxavi134]

+Natasha Hoffman Ok

[@emmab982]

+Natasha Hoffman wait a sec, which one???

[@natashahoffman723]

+Emma B (Purpletiger) the KZbinrs play the 7 second challenge one

[@Sharkshaman]

Ew... Dan and Phil...

[@Loveever-rs1qb]

Matt should have said, " What's this, what's this, there's furniture everywhere.Whats this, there's lamps in the air."When they asked for the 300 thing.

[@poppa_plant5628]

ok

[@HelloWorld-vm9nn]

How would people in the 1300 know what furniture is

[@ophxnim]

+Molly Lansing Best Reply Ever 10/10 - IGN

[@Loveever-rs1qb]

So tru tho 😂😂😂😂

[@kidgonemadz2522]

+Hello World your joking right XD

[@sherbet3310]

My pickup line (w/ the word crusty I mean) Hey baby, are you from the crusty crab, because those patties look good... (Omg that was horrible)

[@prestwsable]

Matthias: I don't like babies Me: Well, now you live with one...good job, dude...

[@Trainkidd123]

That was a great DemenstrASIAN

[@skelie9214]

+Trainkidd123 Get out.

[@Trainkidd123]

FangirlingLizard :(

[@drewdeschainofgilead7843]

+Trainkidd123 YOU DIDN'T

[@drewdeschainofgilead7843]

+Drew Deschain of Gilead ahahaha

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

You just Sans'd us

[@FunzoGames]

Man I wish I had friends to play this and make a video about it.... Oh well, dreams be dreams...

[@slimpwarrior]

Yeah, dreams be dreams because you're too afraid to actually go and find friends

[@FunzoGames]

+Dmitry S. (SlimpWarrior) wow.. thats harsh :(

[@mirandabarrett8987]

+Funzo join kik maybe and meet some :)

[@miakronborg1744]

Yeah.. Me too..

[@HartaBuna]

24 people agree with you, it's something..

[@lychee-bear1155]

4:42 mark is so happy with himself :D

[@MarshallLeeA]

4:36 "That's pretty good!"

[@ritualelf]

Marshall Lee I didn't see any comments about it and i thought i was the only one who heard it XD

[@dannyha7255]

"Pretend you are someone from the 13 hundredths adjusting to modern life." Me:"The f is that?"

[@alexpogimendoza1694]

me screaming : WIITCHCRAFT BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND

[@shayt1666]

+Danny Ha same

[@lonecourierjoey866]

"Who are the blasphemous people wearing those ridiculous clothes?! What is that one holding?! AAAAHHHH NECROMANCY!!!!!"

[@lostseraphine]

Am I the only one who finds it incredibly freaking adorable how all of them move in to catch him when Mark was doing his 'synchronized swimming routine' and almost toppled off the bench? XD Awwww, the bromance! They're so cute!

[@Norman5452]

I like how Mark just casually say no everytime Matt and Ryan says about 'Asian' Thank you Mark

[@heyitssea357]

hey Mark, what program are you currently using to edit your videos? in the small chance you'll answer this XD, it's alright though

[@alexcantyne7830]

is ur name a play on heyimbee?

[@heyitssea357]

+Flareon4Lyfe who..? uhh no XD

[@optimisticpoet7802]

MARK IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING 11,000,000!!!!! I REPEAT: *WE ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING 11,000,000!!!!!!!*

[@SteeledSunset]

BEEP BOP BOOP !!!

[@mssushiq1]

+Elizabeth Antoinette CODE RED CODE RED!

[@optimisticpoet7802]

POOF POOF!!!!! SOUND THE ALARM!!!

[@singingislife6449]

AND JACK IS APPROACHING 8,000,000

[@mssushiq1]

SOUND THE SEPTIC ALARMMMMMMMS

[@yooyoons3895]

Jessica is me. me is jessica

[@JessDesjardins]

no, it's me

[@frxnkie.mp3]

I know a Jessica and she's my worst enemy

[@JessDesjardins]

oh

[@froggirlribbit]

That moment when my name is jessica

[@generalkenobi8591]

Same

[@TipTopShow]

Hello, welcome to my channel, I will be glad to new friends

[@nucoler]

Tip Top understandable, have a great day

[@brettmcnamara2034]

Mark such a good synchronized swimming routine

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

"I hate babies" that's good to know, DAD TO BE

[@poppa_plant5628]

Why?

[@selma9450]

+Molly Lansing matthias will be a father in 9 months

[@user-pz1eh2ec1o]

Matthias' wife is pregnant

[@poppa_plant5628]

***** Cute!!

[@poppa_plant5628]

***** can't wait!!

[@RedEyesTops]

Matthias:"I don't like babies" *knocks his wife up* Oh boy

[@themz-fitg-mrs5621]

Mark's face during the clapping killed me.

[@tabithahall3152]

Just started watching your videos & I love these challenges. I also love the whisper challenges.... You should do more like that.

[@ayryleschultz723]

Who else thinks Matt is cute

[@lynx1584]

me

[@sammie4887]

meh

[@sammie4887]

wait which one?

[@achdosthicc8825]

me

[@nadvargas6888]

Ryan

[@ktree5228]

1:42-1:48 Matts facial expressions what?!😂

[@ktree5228]

Matt as in Matthais*

[@sleepyalexa]

+K Tree 😂😂 lol

[@thewannabe2189]

I have 3 pet geese. They're not bad pets. I'm not even joking

[@13vatra]

Madelyn Robinson Just wait until they get the scent of human blood.

[@kimberleegash7476]

I have 3 duck's :|

[@corriehammons1684]

I actually have an irrational fear of geese oh my god

[@13vatra]

Corrie Bea Hammons Don't let them see your fear! It draws their bloodlust!

[@Senso_Ultra]

The wannabe they are for me

[@killerkitty6508]

The majestic brmbrbbbbbbbddddddd drowned mark during his synchronized swimming.

[@lilprincenc98]

so has anyone confirmed whether or not matt is secretly john cozart?

[@em-gl1oc]

+Omari Lewis XD so trueee

[@haileychrapek1105]

+Omari Lewis I've been wondering that too.

[@itsbrookie5841]

Jon*

[@treenutspeanuts]

I swear he could be tho. If on,y he could sing...

[@mackenziek8837]

I thought I was the on,y one that thought they looked similar.

[@EIfinlocks]

1:42 I would have said: "I won the lottery." in a sad voice. lol

[@lucestmoi1949]

3:54 that was sweet

[@thederpybros4296]

sooooooo a jellyfish isn't a fish so he was wrong because he called it a fish

[@Senso_Ultra]

The Derpy Bros it is but not what the regular fish

[@jersey6394]

The Derpy Bros it's a Cnidarian Medusa

[@jersey6394]

The Derpy Bros fish are in the chordata class and under the ostiecthyes ( I spelled it wrong ). Or they are called the bony fish

[@Peaches22]

I'm a synchronized swimmer and I'm very good if I do say so myself and a 5:40 I can say that Mark did not do a shit job👏🏼😂

[@Peaches22]

4:40

[@twslug]

For the first time in forever! Mark diiid gooooooood

[@f1ame_121]

I could of swimmed better then Mark. (Sry Mark)

[@SleepyReapy32]

did you see the arrow dodge part 2 his first time +So, what happens next?

[@brianadolan5238]

+Flame121 swam*

[@wesleep4633]

DAMMIT MATT WHERE'S THE DUHDADADAH

[@jentheshiki8629]

+/RAT/ Su1c1daLRaT GMD Raymond Dammit*

[@jentheshiki8629]

+/RAT/ Su1c1daLRaT GMD Raymond no

[@scotty1786]

same responce

[@daremesisters5336]

he had one job!!!!!!!!

[@pixelard0.113]

There's a bad weather warning so I'm binge watching your challenges to make myself happy 😊

[@Angry5704]

Mark: None of us are funny. Not one of us. It's all editing. Matt, the editor: *Camera stare*

[@vgvillain4645]

"I don't like babies" says the man who is about to be a father

[@demisilk]

+Molly Fokinther Are you subscribed to Matthias' channels at all?

[@denique_x]

omg I said the same thing

[@RayneDavila]

That's what I thought

[@saucefreakystyle]

Bro? What?

[@markipliersfanforever6062]

+Blue Rose Matthias is going to be a father ☺❤

[@rinby5592]

5:35 I would just point at Mark's hair and shout "BURN THE BLUE-HAIRED WITCH!"

[@brooklynellis1321]

Thank goodness for Ryan's "DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE"😂😂😂

[@Hireathgrey]

7:57-8:00 matthias's face changed from smiling to disgust REAL fucking quick

[@touchingthings4289]

looks like bobble heads lol in the thumbnail

[@minecraftterroristschoolsh3755]

+Touching Things Plot twist: They are

[@minecraftterroristschoolsh3755]

***** Come on and stop scamming the innocent you fraud

[@juggerduck1902]

+MarkipIier ur not real mark!!

[@sandeepsvasir]

+MarkipIier what is this shitz

[@MasterOfModTesting]

+MinecraftSchoolShootingPrankGoneSexualGoneWildAlmostGotShot2015SocialEperimentPrank It's not the actual MArkiplier man....

[@lilJess0831]

My name is Jessica.

[@jahdpianist]

Then You're Mark's ex. lol

[@lilJess0831]

Jahdpianist Breaking up with Mark is my deepest regret.

[@danielr02]

+Jess The Mess I remember you, do you remember me? We were in that building and I walked up to you and said "OMG are you Jessica?" and Marks like "tf f**k you" xD

[@danielr02]

XxFreddy FazbearxX You know her?

[@danielr02]

XxFreddy FazbearxX I know and you might want to use ** instead of * because it looks better

[@itzapplepip]

A pick up line using krusty- "do you work at the krusty crab because those buns be looking fine?" NAILED IT XD

[@oiichee9912]

I think we all need more of this!

[@itac.2280]

...Matthias is going to be a great dad. 0:59

[@Shoudler]

+Ita Corcoran Yup! XD

[@Dungeoneer]

Mark coordinates his fashion with his hair color lol

[@ariomader5085]

That was beautiful synchronized swimming in air I'll give it an 11/10👌

[@gamingfrenzy6904]

Its funny to watch this in 2018 when matthias said he does not like babies when now he has his wonderful, beautiful baby girl Luna

[@laurenpowell2795]

that poor poor poor cow....

[@laurenpowell2795]

poor poor coe

[@emilyvasquez3913]

It's like the Minotaur again

[@Spawn-Point]

All these females blowin up like "ERMAHGERD WHO IS JESSICA!!!!!" all stalkerish and shit like they have a claim on Ryan or Matt or Matthias OR Mark.....simmer down ladies..

[@Spawn-Point]

Lets hope so. I wouldn't put it past some fans. I've witnessed fans trying to gain access to addresses, phone numbers ect just to contact their prey. Apparently they don't realize that that is considered stalking and can be held accountable for it. Nothing wrong with harmless fun but I've seen some take it too far.

[@raykrieger6784]

Mark is that one friend who is extremely encouraging about getting you to talk about your crush XD

[@mikaylanicole2855]

Haha I love the description "obviously dan and phil made the game" 😂

[@Infinitecow]

#who'sJessica2016

[@melissawarren9318]

His secret senpai

[@jessicajiao27]

me

[@10yoshi43]

Cranberries

[@d3dw0d]

+Dr. Robert Hoffman someone who stopped,já acabou jéssica?

[@cindyfluff4176]

Mark's ex girlfriend SaucyCosplays, or maybe Ryan's current girlfriend.

[@bethanyterry4902]

I hate being so early that all the comments you see are about being so early.

[@Offensive_Username]

+Bethany Terry So true. But it's fun to flag them all as spam and hope they will actually be deleted.

[@davidcoom9697]

aye

[@zacharyfexer2932]

Just like yours

[@sasukesuite1]

+Bethany Terry You're sexy

[@bethanyterry4902]

***** I'm also 12 and taken.

[@urfren6510]

I love how insane Matthias is in this video.

[@jazzminehickman8669]

I got a cramp from laughing so hard when Markiplier got all preachy about his cows XD