DON'T LOSE YOUR COOL CHALLENGE

[@jujubeebles5079]

I love how the entire time they're trying to play, theyre desperately ignoring how much it *totally doesnt work*

[@paulgentili1425]

ads in a nutshell

[@AndrewB23]

No they know that's why they started playing a different way

[@davidremilio8946]

Andrew Berndt correcto buckeroo

[@patchesm6587]

My like was like number 666

[@GippyHappy]

9:09 Mark: “We’re obviously not doing it right” Ethan: “I know how to-“ Mark: _“WE’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING THIS RIGHT”_

[@LetMeExplainStudios]

You've successfully proven anyone working on KZbin is in a constant state of stress.

[@mysteriousnarwhal4926]

Omg hi Rebecca!!

[@chilledmagicks1023]

Oh why.. hello there :D love you Rebecca!

[@Joyful_StaR]

Hey! love your videos! Also I'm so sorry, that we stress you guys. 😏

[@KELUIX]

Oh my gosh, Hi Rebecca!!!!

[@SuperAwesomeAlana]

LOL Heheeheh

[@williamfalls]

Hasbro: "We got Mark's thoughts!" CEO: "What's it say?!" Hasbro: "... It's just the image of a glass of spilt milk."

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

William Falls the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. 🥛

[@dollta2318]

"It's a picture of a penis"

[@callmecoco9199]

It's a banana.

[@wyattk8253]

It's a bananas penis in a puddle of milk pointing at markipliers subscribe button

[@replicant_rhapsody]

"It shows him in a Sonic The Hedgehog costume"

[@skribblet.]

Mark: "Sure you have a pulse?" Ethan: *look of horror for a second* "Yes"

[@kate-yh5jz]

16:22

[@maximovassilyiwanoff]

He activated his pulse

[@no_gender_only_potato]

Dude your name is what I strive to be

[@nguyentandung42]

He was afraid they found out he's a skin walker

[@eraldocoil2719]

He had so many perfect moments

[@cassandracarlton400]

Mark: (calm) Ethan: (turns around and looks at him) Mark: ( *stress meter immediately goes all the way up* )

[@Mr_Chaotic_Neutral]

Funny thing, my name is Ethan, and that seems to fit with my day to day social life.

[@plum2584]

Does he have a crush or something?

[@sin9346]

Hasbro, do not do ads for a product that fails this badly. On another hand these boys deserve an award for making a failed product this entertaining

[@aetosia6490]

Yeah idk why they would sponsor mark, only little kids would fall for this toy

[@konfu_ion]

aetosia a No, the game seems like actual fun with friends. Shame it’s broken as fuck.

[@andrewrollins1124]

They are real, but they really detect alpha and beta waves, and those are just focused and unfocused, not stress and calm

[@jessstjames7139]

@@andrewrollins1124 ... Um? Source? Hasbro's official website listing for this game says, quote, "Players wear the Cool-O-Meter unit that measures **heart rate**". Nowhere does it say anything whatsoever about brainwaves... so what are you talking about?? How did your comment get 7 upvotes???

[@hilamonteray4613]

@@jessstjames7139 lol, he’s referring to the “professional” version of these headgears. not this game technically, he’s just saying that gear that detects your focus level exists independently of this game that mimics it as a toy.

[@Whisperingtothefire]

about 90% of the time Ethan was always on perfect comedic timing lmfao.

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

I laughed so hard holy shit. Ethan is a god

[@rowannyooom6958]

indeed

[@MichaelGarcia-bx5dj]

About 90 percent of the time ethan was dead staring at the camera

[@beefykeith48]

that’s what improv classes will do for you 😂

[@flamepampas5197]

Would like the comment to agree but it's at 420

[@tonia.4194]

4:58 Ethan -" There's a pool... filling with water" - THE GONGOOZLER

[@LeumazDnazor]

The gongoozler and the snick sack is back

[@lexe5604]

Ethan: this is your life. Mark:instant stress. Same bro..same

[@Arichu_]

True true

[@CC-gw8wc]

18:28

[@payton_bagel8317]

This whole video seems even more like a fever dream once you remember that this is an ad. They got paid to do this.

[@frenchfriedbagel7035]

Pretty garbage product to do an ad for. It clearly doesn’t work.

[@Motowad]

Honestly, idk how this would sell under normal circumstances, and even more so now

[@brocksells197]

They were trying so hard not to shit on it but you can tell they struggled bad

[@playtimeplay4518]

honestly, idk how they approved this

[@jonathanfigueroa1308]

@@brocksells197 they literally shit on it for not coming with batteries

[@samryder8496]

Ethan: **moves** Mark’s stress levels: ⚠️📈⚠️

[@mushaluna]

Very accurate.

[@pleasestandby1804]

Yeah

[@bxdvibes6746]

lmfao very accurate

[@Design_Spark_]

The prequel of the Don't Touch Me series

[@NickyLunaLove]

“This is like a prison sentence”

[@finnthehuman8865]

Mark and Ethan both saying "This decides who lives... and who dies." While mark wears dark colors and Ethan wears white is giving me major Unus Annus vibes.

[@derrekgillespie413]

I was thinking exactly this

[@__aa__]

this is where it all began

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Someone said wingus and dingus-

[@lastlifejumbo]

Makes me think of Hamilton and Unus Annus

[@callicole1965]

who lives, who dies, who tells your stooooooorrrrryyyyyy!!!!!! - Mark and Ethan

[@redhawks0526]

10:18: Mark: "I am calm as the ocean breeze." ...... And no one reminds him of how terrified he is of the ocean????

[@ittibittiyibbi]

XD

[@yellowbananago]

He said ocean breeze not the ocean

[@strawberrybunny520]

Exactly

[@stevienay9672]

XD

[@jademonass2954]

the calibration sound is stressful in itself

[@miapotvin3396]

I mean, if you’re super stressed while it calibrates you’ll probably win easier because it’ll think stress is calm

[@FlurpsIxoye]

Oh so stressful

[@Johnsen290Games]

@@miapotvin3396 lmao

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

Ayye 1K-th like

[@aritol_]

"I think my brain just got uploaded to the Hasbro database." Immediately fails.

[@trish7048]

If I said that, my friend would have responded "what brain?"

[@lokirae3]

@@trish7048 oof, same, but with my cousin

[@GusTheMcNugget]

"Good boy- or girl- good they" has the same energy as Winnie the Pooh going "Or him or her- or they or them"

[@Generalperhaps]

BNA?

[@GusTheMcNugget]

@@Generalperhaps Indeed

[@hajidle]

Ew

[@Flizz0]

Where can I find that?

[@spaghettipillow]

@@hajidle the comments section isn't your mirror!! silly goose!!!

[@meganfreelove1551]

Ethan: I am a flower that has not yet bloomed Mark: you're a dandelion destined to be blown- **instant regret**

[@niimasauber3748]

crankiplier

[@bjornbyte]

That was alot of regret XD

[@beta-re7uv]

Gets me hard

[@bjornbyte]

@@niimasauber3748 n u

[@GiaVD]

@Marios Bairaktarhs cool

[@rxq683]

Now that Unus Annus is over, Wingus and Dingus can begin

[@Megan-uu2fj]

tyler and ethan make a channel called wingus and dingus where they upload 365 videos in one day then don’t do anything else with it for the rest of time

[@livmccloskey2321]

WINGUS DINGUS WINGUS DINGUS

[@mothkeytv]

WINGUS! DINGUS! WINGUS! DINGUS!

[@june.b.buggin]

This video came out 2 years ago

[@skylarmoon0o761]

OMG *YES*

[@YesterdaySpaghetti]

They were trying so hard not to call the thing garbage.

[@bassbrother101]

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@foliumviride2547]

Lol so true

[@TheDruidicThief]

When it works on a toy dog yeah...

[@pannnella]

Tru

[@thespy4808]

what a horrific profile pic

[@lottiebruzdzinski3347]

Is no one going to talk about how perfectly mark's shirt lined up with the desk behind him at 16:11?

[@abigailflynn7006]

Hold up... woah.

[@rabidmarshmallow3772]

Oh my lord…… You’re right, it does!

[@Garcellofan20]

16:11 yes

[@juanitasuniverse1144]

Holy shitttttt

[@alexagerszewski6271]

who wore it better? mark wearing the desk or the desk wearing mark? /s

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

I think the fact that the game didn´t work for nearly the whole video is what made it so much funnier.

[@adigenteasyn4383]

What do you mean it worked perfectly!

[@potatosalad4475]

Yeah I don’t know what you mean man the toy was pretty functional. Can’t you see how stressed they were?

[@gem8500]

The trick of the game was the fact that everytime you have that thing on you, you WILL be stressed. That's why it's so hard.

[@Brex10]

i am one with the piggies

[@solei5678]

Or we as human beings are perpetually in and out of stages of stress

[@Jamez-kg7fk]

A sponsor has never made me not want to buy something as much as this

[@savvannah9177]

I have this game it’s weird

[@julianrakowskijevdh4373]

It is not a Sponsor

[@Jamez-kg7fk]

@@julianrakowskijevdh4373 the description literally says “this is an ad for Hasbro”

[@jj_judah365]

I got this game once- never played it, seemed weird, got rid of it ._.

[@mizzkittenttv]

I know, lol. The game doesn't even work

[@coffeegods3920]

Ethan’s lack of acne, Tyler’s shaved head and Mark’s long hair all have me collectively shook

[@atlas7592]

I M S H O O K

[@Myntu2]

I actually prefer Mark's hair longer like this.

[@katelyncook4540]

Sharon Stack same!!

[@avoo190]

Marks long hair is nice

[@acidrain812]

I Don't Even Know Anymore I wanna see Mark with shoulder length hair

[@adrienstarfaer]

7:34 The fact that Ethan's immediately started to say he was panicking as soon as Mark said, "Oh no, you're gonna die." Like, not even the exact second, but a perfectly realistic reaction time! 🤣

[@shawnandjenwhat]

Ethan: I'm a flower that has not quite bloomed yet. Mark : You're a dandelion that's meant to be blown.

[@miss_chrissy]

NoahPulse *you’re :)

[@laurynbrown6036]

@@miss_chrissy he already put you're

[@miss_chrissy]

Lauryn Brown He edited it after I put that, that’s why there’s that (edited) right below it

[@Deathson3012]

Mark : i think my mind has been uploaded to Hasbro's data base Hasbro : Wtf is that

[@logandial9995]

Ya had one job, Mark!

[@Milosstag]

Yyyuuuuuupppp

[@Matt-on3dq]

Fukin ikr lol😂😂😂

[@communismwillprevail577]

xDD

[@dummfweeb5893]

Bloody Creeper lol

[@williamhorner3492]

Mark: wins a game made for kids Also Mark: IVE REACHED NIRVANA

[@nirvana3316]

Lmao Nirvana is my nm :D

[@Ziamond007]

"I've learned Kung fu"

[@plague1739]

Ever heard of snakes and ladders?

[@TerribleVA]

Timestamp? I can't find this moment and it's making me sad

[@kermitdefrog6293]

​@@TerribleVA About 10:40

[@Chloe_Rivia]

The only thing stressful to me for this is the fact the thing isn’t going straight up and down on their heads. The entire time I was screaming internally “STRAIGHTEN IT”.

[@Seeitall728]

Yessss

[@shannonrobbins59]

Doesn’t work anyway

[@manceur]

if anyone is wondering why tyler shaved his head, his mother is battling cancer and he shaved his head with her.

[@ella2536]

aesthetically wait seriously????

[@catastrophicivy]

@@ella2536 yes sadly

[@moonlit_vue]

it's sad. but so cute that he did that for her.

[@yourmom-pm2fq]

Aw that’s so sweet of him to do that! I hope she gets through the battle.

[@d3ath_st4rz]

Good wishes to them both :)

[@j-red147]

16:40 Mark and Ethan Black and white Talking about death UNUS ANNUS PREDICTED Edit: Momento Mori... Goodbye

[@cucklord6395]

So true

[@M0nster_M4tthew69]

OMG

[@isabellamarasco6342]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 And how Mark asked ethan does he feel like hes being birthed

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Right

[@johnnyhounsell8721]

wait but mark is in a black shirt no that wrong... MAKE THEM CHANGE IT

[@kealoha1429]

I love the situation they're in. The refuse to admit that it's broken because the sponsor would get mad, so they have to do countless things and make countless excuses to make it look good. This is like an episode of literally any Disney XD show.

[@latioslad1]

I was thinking the same thing! The video certainly affected my opinion of the product, just not in the direction Hasbro was hoping lol.

[@Dodger24]

Well bc the toy wasn't broken, it was that they couldn't figure out how to actually play

[@PizzPikk]

@Dodger99 Okay, Hasbro employee

[@silentreaper5805]

Dodger99 they knew how to play it’s not rocket science, the toy is just cheap and doesn’t work good.

[@heckinghummus2863]

Ikr😂

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

Ethan being serious is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen

[@erusdearest]

Markiplier is genuinely one of the most sincere and kind KZbinrs on the platform. He was also the only good thing about KZbin rewind - he did so much for a make a wish kid. Markiplier, holding a skeleton: "Go to the retirement home mom." Yeets skeleton.

[@AwkwardRabbit]

Nothing is good about KZbin Rewind.

[@devilflakes4406]

Except Markiplier

[@PseudOni_]

And the skeleton came back for revenge at the end there

[@charrcoal2]

A n i m a t o r s.

[@whyamialive200]

@@AwkwardRabbit exept jaiden animations doing the can you do this and markiplier

[@Collisto2435]

You’ve been paid by Hasbro to show their product is non-functional. Perfect.

[@Starlandeela15]

Exactly.

[@nathanoverload1447]

Haha haha the end

[@emmahamlett8774]

That's was I was thinking

[@Spammals]

It would seem Mark has reached the point where he'll do anything for money. The old Mark wouldn't promote broken products for a quick buck.

[@emmahamlett8774]

@@Spammals I dont think so, maybe he was just running out of ideas or something.

[@salsafeynix]

How many grown men does it take to calibrate a hasbro toy A wingus, a dingus, and a whatever the heck the other thing is

[@_QWERTY__]

Wingus, dingus, and pingus

[@vthecrabskeleton5864]

Wingus, dingus, and mark...the sausage

[@aidendavies-gedalof7041]

V The Crab Skeleton Mark “Sandy Vagina” Fishbach.

[@awewewe7]

Tri is three so it’s wingus dingus and tringus.

[@hakhawt8416]

Selah Hamilton it’s wingus, dingus, and penis....

[@parkerstern1800]

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again, Ethan will just go into a trance sometimes, and say the best stuff

[@hayley5071]

“wingus and dingus back at it again” *a single tear rolls down my cheek*

[@thenameless_gamer5955]

Where were the names Wingus and Dingus first applied? I remember hearing them, but not where it came from.

[@ratqueen1]

I think it was a try not to laugh video but I could be wrong

[@mukinfa]

@@ratqueen1 Should be one of the whisper challenges

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

Mood

[@snailegy]

"the sound of a tear falling down a supple cheek"

[@alexaboix1963]

"Go to the retirement home mom." I could almost hear an audible "oof" and you flung the skeleton.

[@rayneookami4355]

"Shady Pines, Ma." 😂

[@BestExperiments]

MOm Lary

[@thefreshjc1286]

They dildos on their heaf

[@thefreshjc1286]

Head

[@PaleNoFace]

Ethan looks so betrayed by the absence of batteries I can't even

[@mewtwaila]

Literally me tho XDDDD

[@NoriMori1992]

*absence Also yeah. XD

[@thegiantegg9672]

how old is Ethan now

[@nickywallington9166]

TheGiantEgg just turned 22

[@Christikolter_]

*They're not included.*

[@quickfeather]

all i can think of during this episode is Arin and Dan saying "I HAS BRO"

[@victorjimenez9591]

Always cracks me up

[@wellimabigbisexual]

DO YOU HAS BRO!

[@quickfeather]

@@wellimabigbisexual I HAS BRO, DO *YOU* HAS BRO??

[@wellimabigbisexual]

@@quickfeather that has to be one of my favorites idk where but definitely in the top 5

[@DeviantYoshie]

I need a remix of them saying "There's a man in your room" "No" "There's no man" "Big man" "Small man" "Tiny man" "Giant" "Bear-" "Itty-bitty man" "ohh so small" "Small man" "Bear eating you" "Smallest man" W h y do I n e e d it

[@doomplayer8652]

DID SOME ONE SAYY BIG MAN?!

[@karla3153]

*ohh so small (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@nbd_slayer9882]

*Epic small* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Angiesunshine13]

It’s adorable XD

[@KuinasBrokenNail]

I will definitely make it. Maybe. Probably not.

[@niamhgallacher9081]

"You're a dandelion meant to be blown" *Awkward head tilt* Oh Mark 😂

[@fapib8079]

14:57 "Doctor it's a boy!" "Doctor it's a MaN"

[@ALANAD011]

Marks face of relief when nobody reacts to him saying "youre a dandelion meant to be blown" 17:36

[@moorourke1170]

When you realize this is an ad, but you actually liked it.

[@thenamesej9674]

Mo O'Rourke because it’s Mark Ethan and Tyler? How can you not like it?

[@naders2645]

It was dissapointing tbh.

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Because the product didn't even work

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

@@magicrainbowkitties1023 Because they didn't do it correctly. You are suppose to do the calibration when stressed. Then try to remain calm during gameplay. Instead, they were calm during the calibration which tricked the game into thinking that "calm" was their level of "stress". Then, whenever they would have any reaction, the game would think that they were beyond stressed and immediately max out.

[@Runerific]

Mark: “Ethan your channels dying.” Ethan: “I already knew that.”

[@crystalmeth3093]

Dragon290X look my friend admire it my friend

[@MarshallWolfMiller]

If only he knew the growth he would get this past year lol

[@bonnieshenton9426]

Unus annus

[@HarryBug005]

LOOK AT HIM NOW NEARLY 2 MILL BABY

[@sarkalysakova5614]

@@bonnieshenton9426 Memento Mori

[@att6844]

WE NEED MORE OF MARK, TYLER, AND ETHAN TOGETHER AGAIN

[@ukiyo_bug4829]

agreed

[@DTrenlex]

They look like idubbbz and tyler1 XD

[@Marie-fl9uu]

PLEASE (i need more ethan in general)

[@fiishiez]

I KNOW ITS BEEN SO LONG

[@kyralusch6132]

I agree 100%

[@salamander9575]

I'm sorry but Mark just calming down as he repeats "small man... Tiny man.... Itty bitty man..." Just sent me. That's going to be my new way to quell panic attacks

[@itzalivehoney8530]

Ethans Head Thing: *Goes off first* Mark: Oh no your DeAd Ethan: *Eyes go wide* Camera: *cuts off*

[@rory787]

Comment: repeats things that happened in the video for no reason

[@itzalivehoney8530]

@@rory787 Lmao I just thought those moments were so funny.

[@twizzzze]

@@rory787 Comment: *Gets a billion likes*

[@TheMachinegunkelly10]

@@twizzzze *CAN WE GET 10 BILLION LIKES*

[@lelasavevska3960]

@@itzalivehoney8530 M O N O K U M A

[@sesfilmsllc]

Ethan has resting regret face.

[@sinemonel3159]

this is my all time favourite comment.

[@toxicitycat]

Ethan's facial expressions are always a mood

[@beatricedeleon8159]

_He’s sister stressed_

[@bees56]

So does Mark

[@furrybastard27]

Same

[@matthewherndon6488]

I love how watching them calibrate the headsets is actually funnier than them playing the game.

[@Mr_Original]

I know, right.

[@DragonFyst]

“Are batteries included?” Hasbro: “ha don’t be ridiculous, why would we do that.”

[@Renisanxious]

"Love shouldn't stress you out that much" why is that actually good advice

[@SANDERTF]

The more you know

[@dannieon]

I want to like but it's at 666

[@Parallax-Distance]

I read this comment as soon as Ethan said that lmao

[@hellworm]

@@dannieon it's at 1k now

[@Jessica.Partanen]

Hello person from 2 years ago

[@lillianrondon4002]

Ethans just dying slowly and he's just calm about it. Just slowly losing oxygen, but he's calm.

[@robrae6723]

I left for a couple months and now Ethan's face is clear, Tyler shaved his hair off and Mark looks like he got his hair from a 2010 surfer

[@justarandomhuman4043]

Same im so confused rn

[@iwonderwomen4697]

Ethan's been taking care of himself alot so it turned out great and Tyler shaved his hair off bc his mom has cancer and she shaved her hair off too and Mark just is Mark ❤️

[@remitherattie]

@@iwonderwomen4697 Mark actually stole some dudes hair

[@mercedesgarza5792]

Me too but at least Ethan's looks cuter and I would totally go out with him😍😍😘😗😙😊

[@haileyrae5624]

Is at funny this is the same situation for me 😂 but I mean Heyy Ethan's a lot cuter then be was before

[@ticket7161]

When you rewatch old markiplier videos because you miss [DELETED CHANNEL NAME] Memento Mori 😔

[@beanball6640]

Unus Annus?

[@ticket7161]

@@beanball6640 I’m so late to ur reply but yes

[@ticket7161]

And I have no life so I’m rewatching it’s again. A good one is the OREO OR DEATH video

[@sleepyspacecadet3386]

Ethan under the beanbag is the biggest mood.

[@darksoulazreal3369]

Ethan under the beam bag was pure comedy. I laughed when he spoke and was spoken to

[@leblos8054]

666 likes

[@icemagiciangh]

“You’re a dandelion meant to be blown....” * Mark tries to stop himself from making a joke because this is a Hasbro ad *

[@giannathepixie2566]

It's a challenge for him, lol

[@TheChin1206]

He lost his B to blow privileges

[@PatrikTothMaster]

I was looking for this comment xDDD

[@melissacahoon4410]

Mark: Life Continues... Machine: *Stress Meter Goes Up* Mark: life is ending. Machine: *Makes Winning Sounds Then Turns Off* Mark: I'VE REACHED N I R V A N A

[@lowheadvarney158]

He has definitely reached it lol

[@mrmr_zoomie]

10/10 would laugh again

[@shadowfryarwolf]

Melissa Cahoon I died at this part 😂

[@davidremilio8946]

😂😂😂😂

[@johncavaco2638]

I literally read this as it happened

[@taylorjones5695]

14:28 Mark: do you feel like you're in a womb?? not yet... but soon

[@juliettecomte44]

Updated style: Tyler went to the military and Ethan went to school.

[@unknownspeeds]

😂that's exactly what it looks like

[@katelyncook4540]

Don’t you mean Tyler and Ethan went to military school

[@juliettecomte44]

@@katelyncook4540 no because then Ethan would be bald lol

[@wetwilIy]

And mark is still being mark at home making videos about vacuuming his dog with a bag and playing video games about a guy in a police stations with zombies, dead leaping chickens, and healing spray. Cuz he's mark.

[@yourplaylist3411]

Ryan Bouchard why

[@savvyjmay8028]

*begins video with taping cardboard to his leg* This is already a great video

[@michaelmartin1532]

its like the beginning of a stomedy video

[@jordanproffitt767]

😂i actualy thought it was an ad at the beginning

[@nikhilk2809]

Flexboard

[@riskybicky8335]

This was the first ad for a product i have seen that shat on its own product "un-ironically"

[@lovehaya33]

it deserves to be Shat on

[@lovehaya33]

also Same

[@juanitasuniverse1144]

Any time Ethan does literally anything, Mark gets so stressed and it's hilarious.

[@maeveway6176]

So I'm guessing Hasbro just paid them to show the world that their game doesn't work

[@reddonut1518]

Pretty much

[@Anomen77]

@@melonmartini4232 I guess good companies are busy making video games.

[@CrazyDutchguys]

Anomen oh please, they barely put effort into those these days. Looking at you EA

[@josephdickson3531]

Maybe it's the same reason as why first person shooters are getting dumbed-down and less skill-cap, making them simpler and easier to appeal to casuals rather than making them advanced and competitive. Casuals seem to be where the money is at. That's just my assumption, so if the adverts (finding casuals) look dumb, that is because that is what they are going for. The type of game we might like to play probably wouldn't be advertised that much, some games you never hear about can sometimes be the best~ ;)

[@Anomen77]

@@CrazyDutchguys I said good companies

[@icemagiciangh]

“I think my brain has been uploaded to Hasbro’s data base.”

[@Legion-495]

Marks dirty mind kills their servers in this very moment.

[@tatianabegley3303]

Hasbro: “For the love of GOD! Take it back please! Scrub him from our databanks!!!!”

[@jessicaturner4458]

"You [Ethan] are a dandelion, meant to be blown." -- Mark 2018

[@ethan7392]

I love your profile picture!

[@nutterbutter1603]

Jessica Turner lmfao

[@makiharukawa1518]

Friendship ended with [ *redacted* ] and [ *redacted* ] I'm friends with wingus and dingus now.

[@jmo_real]

Honestly Ethan is way funnier than he is given credit for.

[@adphalen]

Yes

[@movedtolapispawss8092]

I agree

[@apothecurio]

just like wade.

[@jmo_real]

Wade is pretty funny

[@11birdythaila96]

Ikr

[@lemonzess4202]

Ethan's timing throughout this whole video was amazing.

[@ksampson]

Ethan: *approaches Mark or says anything to him* Mark: *RED RED RED!*

[@kitanalara8814]

Hmm...🤔

[@rockycuro7737]

An understandable reaction considering that it's Ethan.

[@SillyShenanagensThe3rd]

9:26 I love how mark didnt even have to get cancelled to use they/them pronouns right :))

[@victorjimenez9591]

Mark is immune to being canceled

[@d.i.n.g.u.s]

noksjjsjj. ding ding what sis proonownn

[@chloebrazeal1439]

Ethan: what were you thinking about!? Mark: about chica and how much i love her. Ethan: love huh? love shouldn't stress you out that much.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

You sure Ethan?

[@nbd_slayer9882]

Did u know u have 666 likes?

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

Probably about how much dog shit he has to clean

[@GippyHappy]

Mark looks like such a “dude” with that hair. Like he’s about to smoke a joint down at the skatepark and say “bruh” a lot.

[@Bentley_turley]

Reminds me of Keanu Reeves

[@yuakiyomi6794]

No He Looked Like A Total *"Chad"*

[@demonsluger]

So he looks like mark? XD

[@yuakiyomi6794]

@@demonsluger _Yes_ , but that's not the point. His hair made him a *chad* .

[@kandiking8669]

@@yuakiyomi6794 hes still mark.

[@lovelyafternoon]

"Okay Mark, just play this game a bit. The rules are simple and easy to understand." Mark: *puts in mouth* "Does not incwude battheries"

[@JonJoLen]

Chiqy “this is the proboscis”

[@strawberrytallcakes]

It's been years but the " James what are you doing" still gets me

[@garytee8945]

"There's a man in the room" Mark: (stresses) I laughed at this more than I should

[@strawberryduchess656]

16:12 pause it here and look at Marks shirt against the background. What the frick it’s so perfect.

[@icarussy2746]

OwO

[@Husitka]

😂😂😂

[@sallythornley7830]

MY GAWD

[@Theo-qq5fo]

*...holy shit...*

[@lucky_girl0696]

OMFG THE SATISFACTION

[@semanthango7226]

6:57 Mark: the stress relieving power of the bean bag Also Mark: o o f

[@onelonelyghost3678]

mark struggling desperately to not gender the audience is adorable

[@nebulamess6875]

Everyone else: Reviewing a product Ethan: Having PTSD

[@macipettyjohn797]

I like how Ethan has no acne and Mark stole of Tyler's hair

[@xavvyr]

Ethan grew up

[@jilly4358]

THEY EVOLVED INTO THEIR FINAL FORMS

[@richtbh]

*your Blue Boi is evolving*

[@starrynightmare6606]

THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGH

[@Tinbot2]

Tyler shaved his hair because his mom has cancer and he shaved his in solidarity with her

[@mehreenn]

Mark: (gets a brand deal) *Starts beating up a stuffed dog with the product on* 😂

[@overlordpikachu6494]

Yeah i dont think he's getting paid for that

[@coffeelover6765]

This is the first thing my mind comes up with after seeing your comment:👌

[@BEEBISbug]

Ethan under a bean bag chair with Mark laying on top of it: I feel the pressure Tyler: what if we double it? Also Tyler: Proceeds to lay on top of Mark

[@LadyDarkrai491]

Ethan : WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?! Mark : I was thinking of Chica and how much I love her. Me: MY FEELINGS!!!

[@seamishmusic]

I wonder what James Earl Jones whispered in Ethan's ear.

[@woteveruk1]

the plot to rise of skywalker XD lol

[@Checkerbear]

Tf is ur pfp??

[@seamishmusic]

@@Checkerbear don't worry about it ;)

[@Deeyenen]

@@Checkerbear that pfp is a man😍

[@almighty9539]

The light touches you

[@ayeshaedwards2605]

I swear, I didn't realize that wasn't Chica for a solid minute

[@irishboy6965]

Mark must make chicas heart beat Manually

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Same

[@weirdoscosplaying6454]

Mark: This is our mom Larry. Go to the retirement home Larry. * Throws and breaks all Larry's bones *

[@victorjimenez9591]

Breaks all of Larry

[@impromptudtour2619]

the thumbnail made me think those were devices that would smack you in the head with spoons, repeatedly, until you lost your cool.

[@munofromyogabbagabba3103]

IDEA FOR A GAME!!!

[@impromptudtour2619]

@@munofromyogabbagabba3103 i would play the heck out of this game! the problem is im so competative - i can see myself surrounding myself with mirrors and being found weeks later, dead from massive cranial hemorrhaging by spoon...

[@Ceres_GotLost]

Yeah me too

[@aidendavies-gedalof7041]

Better idea than this game.

[@maplesyrup6529]

I thought they would vibrate...not the weird way just like vibrate to make u nervous

[@rileybaby3661]

mom Larry: **has pulse** Tyler, Mark, and Ethan: 👀

[@_risuh_]

Omg with that screaming ending I was totally expecting a clock ticking and when it wasn’t there I still heard it in my brain🥺😭

[@anondabomb]

Are you sure there isn’t a clockwork in your room? Under your bed perhaps? Maybe even right behind you? Maybe slightly outside your window looking in at you every other night so you don’t get suspicious waiting for you to forget to lock the door. Is it locked tonight?

[@rhnnsm21]

Mark: "The stress-relieving power of a beanbag..." *Mark struggles to drag the beanbag to the middle of the room* Mark: "AH, IT'S SO HEAVY!!" (6:58)

[@mystun3]

Since you have the name then the colons you don't have to put the quotation marks

[@mcturkey7932]

"This decides who lives, and who dies" UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS

[@Scornbrand]

UNUS ANNUS

[@zeustehbirb3000]

UNUS ANNUS NORBERT MOSES

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

Remember to delete all mentions of you know what soon guys!

[@jennalizz2462]

And who tells their story?

[@mcturkey7932]

@@jennalizz2462 Hamilton and Unus Annus confirmed?

[@charliewest4590]

I think you successfully sold a product today! well done boys, i will definitely be purchasing some sweet BATTERIES.

[@strawberryduchess656]

Charlie West lol I think they advertised the batteries better than the game they were being payed to advertise.

[@iccerrabbit9159]

Same lol

[@thefrenchiestfry2728]

ah, yes BATTERIES my favorite product

[@hyacinth1729]

I legit just thought of a baloon boy meme

[@blukodychristensen8159]

“This decides who lives and who dies” A year later: UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@jupitersspace2004]

Can we talk AB how "UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS" to Google translate is "10 years later"

[@renfrien7009]

14:40 ethan is apparently more relaxed with mark and tyler lying on top of him

[@shaber_tooth_tiger4538]

Do u know what that means XD?

[@sarahposey3205]

11:36 “ I’ve won.” This is why I love Ethan

[@headlessjim6206]

Mark should play bendy chapter 5

[@BogWitch626]

Ok, but Hasbro actually did good picking Mark for this product. Because now I want to go buy this just because of how stupid this game is.

[@CATCATDovahkiin]

Same lol

[@Husitka]

Definitely. I wouldn't have thought of buying a game like this before, but Mark, Ethan and Tyler made it look so fun that I would actually buy it now, if only for the laughs.

[@googleitlol6590]

Ethan: James... what are you doing? No, James! James Earl Jones: *Long live Unus Annus*

[@lisa-marieeichberg1541]

Mark: *puts the thing on the skeleton* Everybody: *waits* Thing: *calibrates heartbeat* Everybody: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"*

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

*SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS,SENDS SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE*

[@evilqueen-et1du]

And darkaplier returns

[@lisa-marieeichberg1541]

@Cem Oktay well he didn't have his hand on the sensor tho

[@lisa-marieeichberg1541]

@Cem Oktay it wouldn't make sense because there is nothing to measure on the back of your head because of your hair inbetween. and also when they hold it in their hands there is just the sensor in the front and the plastic things to fixate it in your head

[@legoRaygun114]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou I was just about to comment that very same thing gg