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[@sparrowparadise]

"Blues. Snoose. HaPOOF" what a wonderful way to start an episode.

[@garrettreese3198]

Lol.

[@dangerdean9066]

You right

[@brydon-halohunter]

During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.

[@DraegonHeckman]

if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)

[@juicymoose8968]

haplouiflf

[@ashleywalker7568]

"You left footed mushroom wielder!" very good wade

[@olivierr.5752]

If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem

[@stephendavies9879]

They call marks mushroom the punisher

[@zippylamb]

“You four-card taking card taker!”

[@watermelon2692]

I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw

[@mrbadger4375]

U goth

[@TheTrytix]

Mark: "Blues, Snooze." Bob: *Sneezes in autotune*

[@thechuckinator]

**sneezes in Donald duck**

[@askask8618]

laughing so much 😂😂😂😂

[@ajheath9094]

Everybody dies laughing

[@zeddiehtooswe3768]

Ha PoOf!

[@TheWraithSummoner]

Eq-*_POOF_*

[@matthewroddick9737]

"Bloose. Snooze." *"Häpœûgh!!"* Excellent beginning.

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!

[@singleplayer286]

"Translate to English"

[@Shad0wSlayer07]

@@singleplayer286 ye

[@yes_____]

@@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”

[@oneinazillion4364]

I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English

[@mfurt929]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse - "What the F*** Barbara!?" - "You are gonna laugh..." - "You guys playing uno?" - "You right"

[@justapurplefedora2455]

Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.

[@WD_Gaster66]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares

[@user-ep2te9wx8f]

Michael Furtado u right

[@liammorris9372]

Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P

[@mfurt929]

@@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.

[@jackie-tk9641]

Imagine if they did Shakespearian curses. Mark: "I bite MY thumb at YOU, sir!" Wade: "DID YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT MEEE?" Bob: "No! I bite my thumb at both of you!"

[@minnabaru341]

"What, you egg?"

[@boomeronet7888]

Young fry of treachery!

[@boomeronet7888]

Saucy rogue! Etc etc

[@scoot-scoot51341]

Away, you three inch fool! I am no beast.

[@morphyanimates7749]

JackieTK Draws Lol I just got done watching Romeo and Juliet!

[@starboy3860]

18:23 Mark looks genuinely like "shit is this how wade is about to announce a child?" Then super relieved lol

[@plexyglass429]

I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility

[@korumi_gachaz]

@@plexyglass429 ya

[@sydneycarpenter1636]

I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.

[@nichole_bmx8313]

And now Bob is going to be!

[@lemonywater2979]

@@nichole_bmx8313 huh?

[@nichole_bmx8313]

@@lemonywater2979 Bob recently announced that his wife is expecting!

[@gwenshapp3621]

Time stamp?

[@gwenshapp3621]

18:18

[@potatopowers6601]

“Old town road, take me home” “CALIFORNIAAAA!”

[@evantambolang3052]

Better than original

[@StoppedEmu]

thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?

[@depressedorca7995]

You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.

[@kpoper4lyf]

This is chaotic

[@unprankable666]

How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

Mark: *literally puts the word _'DEMONITIZATION'_ in the title KZbin: *TRENDING FOR GAMING!*

[@Icantfindthefork]

0:09

[@bunko_fuck4379]

@Wildy Duce your point?

[@l1messss]

Susan was having a coffee shortage

[@chlomo9638]

Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd

[@vistagreat9994]

@@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed

[@keirstynkat]

Bob: **skips wade** Wade: [sad Elmo noise] Bob: yeah take that, Elmo Wade, using Elmo voice: Elmo loves to dance- *OH*

[@MasterSparkZe]

I love that part XD

[@yellow0reos337]

Time stamp?

[@MasterSparkZe]

@@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3

[@toyjam2]

It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁

[@MasterSparkZe]

@@toyjam2 That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD

[@lainnin]

Bob's autotune sneeze has been my phones notification sound for a year. It still makes me laugh every time

[@junebunny0712]

Lol

[@AnOriginalSpin]

is it still your notification sound

[@kapkan6930]

is it still your notification sound

[@Alizudo]

I need a copy of the audio file, please

[@Astarust]

11:51 Wade: *Very sad Elmo noise* Bob: Yeah take that, *Elmo* Wade in an Elmo voice: Elmo loves to danc-*OH!*

[@emptyaccount9821]

this timestamp is a blessing

[@peebledeeble]

funniest shit i’ve ever watched

[@Marshushu]

Gonna be honest, I thought Markiplier said "My moms is asian." Instead of- "My monetization"

[@supahstarwarrior6942]

He's not wrong

[@folkuey_artster]

Either way it's correct

[@Sparkle-hn1vr]

i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun

[@Marshushu]

@@Sparkle-hn1vr You're now my favourite person xD

[@Sparkle-hn1vr]

@@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD

[@a.j.theman893]

4:10 Mark: You're just making Lixian do more work (Angry Lixian noises paired with animation)

[@a.j.theman893]

@@opposedlime Thank you.

[@seemslegit614]

I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)

[@a.j.theman893]

@@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

I want, just once, Lixian to actually play Uno with them.

[@frost4686]

Mark without cursing is like non-alcoholic beer

[@DavidFrostbite]

Apt

[@folkuey_artster]

Oh...you right

[@Paradox_Edge]

@@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!

[@emopandaa]

Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@juliansedor7101]

This is very amusing because of Mark's issues with alcohol.

[@something_strange3086]

"Take me hoooome old town roadd, cAlifornIaA" Me...a west virginian: **implodes**

[@K_8T]

XD LOL

[@Vincent-wg8ij]

Ayyyeee same

[@reverendliu]

solidarity

[@blucor]

its west Virginia *

[@JumbleDrops]

Im a West Virginian too! :3

[@fabigrepo2]

@Markiplier The translator changed your Title and description to insult someone and also to make ad for himself...

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@konradzukowski213]

Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a KZbinr named JT and he puts a link to some other KZbinr to frame him.

[@idiotfriend6755]

Oh boy someone found a way to make KZbin fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful

[@gameseeker6307]

But its auto gen Did he remove a translation option?

[@Lyrantes]

Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.

[@plutoniumparker3849]

The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound." He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL And no one caught onto that. Or cared

[@connordean2446]

Yeah, that’s hilarious.

[@sigmamain010]

😂

[@Kittykat92595]

I think Mark did, he was laughing so hard

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

No?? He left it on and was surprised to hear that on. You guys are such conspiracy theorists XD

[@mister_sinisterz1191]

Mark: Don't you dare curse Wade: I didn't, I stopped myself for you.....F###!

[@drifterkidz1714]

4:07

[@certified_ch33seyt29]

SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@quintonragin]

TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

[@elliot8688]

Why doesn’t mark curse any more?

[@kestrel7493]

Where's the episode where Mark ONLY uses pre recorded lines and sees how long till the others notice

[@Tiny_Fishy]

Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p

[@amandarose1031]

Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great

[@synicat7839]

Barbara

[@Tiny_Fishy]

@@synicat7839 u right!

[@thishandleisntavai1able023]

you riight

[@mintmainia]

0:02 replay button of Bob’s sneeze ”Thanks me!” ”You’re welcome, myself!”

[@autumnsmith1600]

MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD

[@mintmainia]

Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣

[@DB_887]

Ha PoOfh

[@Boncaaa]

It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you

[@ivangreywood547]

Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket

[@theycallmeklee]

Mark: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!" *Unus Annus flashbacks*

[@nateds7326]

*You close?*

[@eva8533]

Let it die Please

[@sineadlucas3682]

I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle

[@Kmcauley_05TV]

PLUS ULTRA!!!! Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime

[@ThyRandomGuy]

To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.

[@sammycool4049]

It’s “Oh sir, the insult simulator” all over again...

[@Thatchaoscreator]

basically

[@CatholicNiko]

Facts

[@bromanr7209]

ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*

[@jakeruss1508]

Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!

[@sammycool4049]

Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

video: *is 27 minutes worth of content* everyone in the comments: “haha bob sneeze funny”

[@StemNoodle]

Yes. But still... hapLoOuF

[@mx.l0verb0y]

Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

@Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha

[@dormammusofat]

@Hannah Smith Issa joke

[@largeboy5577]

hapoof

[@superapm9620]

0:02 - Snoose 1:14 - Hello everybody 3:21 - Thanks buddy 3:56 - **** 5:00 - Jump on mysel... 5:28 - PGfied 7:48 - What did I do!?! 8:36 - PGfied pt2 11:12 - Drawing on purpose 11:30 - Reverse that at you!! 11:51 - Elmo 12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events 13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute.... 14:40 - _Eviiiil_ 15:50 - Why would you go for me? 16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself 18:18 - Daddi 18:59 - Chomper got me!! 19:25 - Zearo 20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_ 23:05 - *How's it taste!?!* 23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_* 24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_ 25:10 - Jump in

[@Bizzap1]

Oh, thanks

[@lowheadvarney158]

Make this into a compilation please omg

[@braxtonjaneway5557]

ty flando

[@Ragan31687]

Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.

[@Rexi20]

u god

[@Friday56324]

I love how "daddy is a sexual term. DEMONETIZED" was interrupted with a commercial

[@SpecCmdr013]

"I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!"... again?

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

I was wondering why he said that again X3

[@unlucky134]

so nice it happened twice

[@jetblackchamp]

"You back-stabbing, card-taking, left footed mushroom-wielder!" - Wade whenever the hell they recorded this

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

The same day they recorded bigfoot.

[@samsonguy10k]

16:00

[@acekabogen]

As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive

[@norafassler5183]

@@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌

[@umm9745]

Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

KZbin: uses demonetization card Mark: *Say sike right now.*

[@huhimhere170]

Your profile pic... Oh Oh no

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

@@huhimhere170 oh yes

[@sama-tg8qx]

Ricardo Milos your profile is everything

[@huhimhere170]

@@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme

[@AlphaLegion-2]

:D

[@Fluffernutter48_]

back-stabbing card-taking left-footed mushroom-wielder is a god tier insult

[@graydrawsonline137]

KZbin: *uses demonetization card* Mark: *UNO reverse card*

[@This_is_a_username]

KZbin:r u playing a yellow 2?

[@vincentfaragalli9427]

@Gray Stars you just have them a free turn reverse cards don’t reflect stuff

[@unoreversecard684]

.

[@unoreversecard684]

@@vincentfaragalli9427 r/woooosh

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

uno reverse card r/uno

[@ThePelicanMan]

Lets all be honest. Regular KZbin just became basically KZbin kids

[@north-vegasgift4964]

Hell yeah dude. Ageeed

[@blackwolf3361]

YES YES YES

[@Becca44lyfe]

You right

[@harrisonfink2580]

Yep.

[@tbro6441]

Micky Mouse girlfriend pregnant suicide nursery rhymes FOR KIDS!

[@Violet-hg8oe]

"YoU FLaT FootEd PaNts weArEr! " Way to get em' Mark

[@acewildcard1243]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!

[@marsglare]

I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about KZbinrs family members then self promoting on marks channel

[@acewildcard1243]

@@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!

[@marsglare]

That One Cool Gamer I think??????

[@marsglare]

That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people

[@corarodgers948]

Bob: *Sneeze* Me: *Repeats this clip over and forgets to watch the rest of the video.*

[@springyadhdd3843]

same here I'll give you the clip 0:02

[@admiralgamingpro9143]

Samr

[@b.psy.g]

Its scary how you did the exact thing I did

[@TheGodofdrawing]

I mean I can't blame you... Its not everyday someone sneezes like Donald Duck.

[@akurei4532]

Bob: *Sneezes* Literally no one: Mark: *Actually dies*

[@cpi3267]

it's someone, it's BOB

[@akurei4532]

Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice

[@shelbyholbert8904]

I literally sneezed right after Bob.

[@nyancat2143]

No one: Bob: Ah-PoOf! Everyone: *dies*

[@user-su6ts9wm1h]

i actually died laughing at it xd

[@biamond6960]

Pewds and Jack playing minecraft: Join us mark Mark: I will *When I get money*

[@cobbsalad7073]

Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?

[@AcelJean]

Are they though? No post today about it

[@TexanSilver]

*YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*

[@pandastrix4082]

NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo

[@allanbaker3958]

Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....

[@aimrurt5980]

Mark: Blues. Snooze. Bob: _ApEwEhEw_

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

Mark: (extreme laughing fit)

[@herculeskerschnerferreira3805]

So the translators issue are affecting Markiplier as well. I hope he knows about it and that bangla fz1 get his channel taken down or something

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem

[@urgotbostero]

@@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but KZbin finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos

[@evapapikyan5642]

MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕

[@dumpyt2336]

Ikr he got 24M subs from that

[@LVcatTale]

Mark: Maybe I'll make some money this time- KZbin: *REVERSE CARD*

[@ejmwhite6789]

Nice profile pic! I love that game!

[@Localcatgirl_]

Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...

[@DHLY]

C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY

[@cloey8128]

YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH

[@palettecrow]

matching profile pictures.

[@mr.unicum]

I've been repeating that sneeze at 0:03 for some time now and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna choke on my laughter

[@slayer4501]

Lmaoooo right? 😂😂😂

[@phantomray1648]

Put it in 0.5 speed... your welcome. 🤣

[@nope496]

@@phantomray1648 that sneeze.. then the wheeze 😂

[@AshMan396]

It sounds like he’s spitting.

[@phantomray1648]

Avacrido :V right?! 🤣

[@williamshakespeare987]

this all is very sad to watch after knowing the fact that mark, in fact is not real

[@eonahive]

Liar!

[@meganrainton2732]

Sike !

[@dragos_creations]

Yeah, yeah! You are just mad that they didn't pick your insults, Mr. Shakespeare!

[@williamshakespeare987]

@@dragos_creations u right

[@damienisntsane4518]

Your play Romeo and Juliet sucks

[@wolf-e580]

According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm. Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video

[@feepentertainment6752]

Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.

[@heirtoroma4152]

Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00

[@griffsivyer1336]

Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit

[@plink4017]

Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')

[@bananya6020]

i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins

[@tiny_kowmaeda4515]

I’ve been sitting here for 6 minutes laughing at bobs noise at the beginning.

[@DavidFrostbite]

I actually think that would work as a pretty good ringtone.

[@kevinwise1997]

What the hell was that, did he sneeze? Dear God my stomach hurts from laughing!!

[@prosebuds5124]

Same shshshsh

[@lilpeepkin6121]

SAME XDDDD

[@maxjohnson6264]

Play it at .25 speed it is great 😂😂

[@quentinfisher7686]

Is this another episode of Oh Sir the Insult Simulator? I love that game!

[@subsnovids-eq4yk]

Quentin Fisher why no comments lol.

[@supernova582]

You're hovercraft dress like your country and had a steaming rump with. Sips tea. You're boss and you know it to be true!

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.

[@hoodii3794]

*Wade:* I threw money at a problem... And the problem went away. I logics.

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it. So I guess it works.

[@xilogex7403]

@I don’t like Lgbt people oh god

[@SKII7LES]

As I read this I heard it in the video 😂

[@WD_Gaster66]

@@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)

[@lucient.m.8453]

man, the autotune sneeze is almost as good as wade going "no..." "no" "No" "NO" "GOD" "WHYYY" "YEEEAAAAYEEAH

[@cats1970]

Put it on slowmo please good Lord

[@axolotl0424]

@@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted

[@XcupcaketimebombX]

Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂

[@you_gullible_fucc]

I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid

[@stabbamonroll]

@@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid

[@shaye_butter]

Mark: You... flashy eyed b- KZbin: *plays 15 second unskippable ad* Me: .....

[@AlienArtist]

Shaye_Serena elly basher

[@strawberryduchess656]

Shaye_Serena but hey. He got monetized

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...

[@zanertheslayer2407]

Wow, even KZbin ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!

[@devyl3057]

That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again

[@ARxAHS]

“Goat slapping tail pusher” I honestly don’t think that’s PG Mark 😂 I don’t think you want Peta after you

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD

[@Little_Red_Gaming]

Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!

[@judestarbabypup]

Honest ♡

[@DownUnderPunk]

Half the time my laugh sounds like his so when I’m watching it’s like his laugh echoes.

[@cro.artwork]

Fiefer Woods I agree, honestly I’m slowing developing a crush on him

[@freshoutoftheoven2782]

To be honest

[@MrsCurioCheerio]

Bob’s laugh is pretty majestical too

[@niftytechnology7688]

Not even a minute into this episode and they already mention “Barbara”

[@xilogex7403]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete

[@thegooobley1993]

@I don’t like Lgbt people No

[@_The_Dumbass_]

ALMOST ONE MINUTE

[@ethant.presland7438]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.

[@mirillis6083]

That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too

[@erusdearest]

Wade: "Well, I have something to tell you." Mark, with the face of fear and curiousity - Wade: "I am not a father." Mark, relief.

[@_Michaelis_]

"But i want you to call me daddy"

[@Dogaojuiz]

@@_Michaelis_ *no*

[@galaxyvulture6649]

@@Dogaojuiz *Yes*

[@JungleEnjoyer2130]

Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes

[@erusdearest]

@@JungleEnjoyer2130 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.

[@lmlondog]

Mark: "Blues, Snooze" Bob: *autotune sneezing* Me: *laughing instead of breathing intensifies*

[@samjanthablinks]

“Stop cursing my monetization” Five seconds later “Oh F***”

[@summerglassleaves3073]

@I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name

[@Zack_Zander]

I don’t like Lgbt people No

[@auroraofclanborealis]

Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!

[@thegooobley1993]

@I don’t like Lgbt people No I never will

[@meatman9682]

nice profile picture.

[@koatghost6481]

Wade: *curses* Me, in the back of my mind: S W O R E

[@shadowwarrior2772]

put money in the S W O R E jar now.

[@andieleete2748]

YES I FREAKING GOT THAT PEWDS REFRENCE BLESS YOU, YOU AMAZING 9 YEAR OLD

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

To the place I belong

[@potatonope9774]

Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better

[@Mr.Brightside1]

0:14 Mark’s cry-laughter adds years to my life-span

[@peytonwm]

That sneeze could be a great sound effect in a song 😂 Someone please remix that!!!

[@randomreaper2295]

That sneeze made my day lmao

[@vimiuss6750]

That would sound good

[@RicelingOfficial]

I literally was JUST thinking about that!!! I may... 🤔

[@diabutis]

Mark: I just want some money for once Bob: Hold my beer

[@e.l.m7342]

"I got money in the bag."

[@IneedmoresubsOnline]

Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE

[@_alex_1097]

Mark, caption makers are messing up with your titles and descriptions!

[@lollipoplp8094]

First it was Pewds, then Jack and now Mark... Why does he do that???

[@raridino600]

Lollipop lp ?

[@lollipoplp8094]

@@raridino600 yeah?

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@DragoNate]

@@lollipoplp8094 I think they mean "what are you talking about?"

[@rachelf.6612]

Mark, Bob and Wade: *saying weird alternatives to curse words* Me, horrified: just say fU ck

[@רפאל-ב]

27 minutes of mark desperately trying to stay monetized...

[@madmanwebster94]

Literally all of his videos are monetized. He's one of the biggest people on KZbin and KZbin doesn't even have the balls to demonetised him. Even if they did the guy makes more than enough money by selling merchandise in doing live shows. Trust me he's not losing anything.

[@madmanwebster94]

@@dcuch honestly I don't believe KZbin demonetizes people for cursing. Markiplier literally curses and every one of his videos and rarely ever sensors and practically every video on his channel is monetized. He's like one of the top five biggest KZbinrs on the platform. I feel like KZbin as well as the media just like to pick on PewDiePie because he's an influential KZbinr in more ways than one and he has the biggest channel of them all.

[@nuggetmaster_]

@@dcuch He just reached 100 mil

[@Almanaicplays]

@The Early Kit Inn actually KZbin is for everyone, but I do think it's stupid that people can't curse or be themselves anymore because some snowflake at KZbin doesnt like the fact that people are saying 'bad words' on a platform where people can supposedly express and be themselves.

[@nuggetmaster_]

They way KZbin is going about all the censorship too is illegal. They are acting like publishers instead of a public forum

[@spyder976]

I need an audio clip of Mark yelling "IIIIIIIII'M JUMPING IN!"

[@avery1093]

This game never fails to physically, mentally, and emotionally harm Wade and I love it

[@zawarrudo3930]

I cant fidn it anywhere

[@smellymelly07]

love your logo! i love thomas sanders 🤗

[@NerdyGamer-pg3jq]

This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos. *Memento Mori*

[@Solarrollar]

Memento Mori

[@rishabseeda4242]

19:13 “hEs gOt aS mAnY rEds aS tWwWoOoo” God wade is definitely a big brain.

[@jeycrolla]

everyone's getting upset about their inability to cuss, but ngl it increases the funny factor by at least 3x

[@TheStickiestNotes]

I agree, swearing is becoming not really funny so seeing them trying to NOT swear is quite amusing

[@CrystalRose1111]

Some 90s Slasher Disagree Funny is subjective, and cursing can be funny when used appropriately

[@krisdoesart9643]

I thought them trying to cobble up random insults on the fly was significantly funnier than just screaming *"fUCK YOU"* every time

[@cadmallard]

@@CrystalRose1111 if funny is subjective how can you say cursing can be funny if used correctly as if it’s a fact?

[@elliotwintersdemanagabei9437]

@@cadmallard Because it is a fact? Cursing all the time is just... well, normal, and like anything else, can be funny in the appropriate scenario.

[@3pggd828]

Mark: Bloose, Snooze Bob: *Demonic sneeze*

[@camerondon3712]

The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues. Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.

[@BigBerk765]

Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.

[@tzulips]

@@BigBerk765 I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence

[@JillyCookeMusic]

I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.

[@WaffleDogofLegend]

*Angelic

[@SuperionStudios]

The voice crack at 20:34 killed me

[@laserlemming9221]

Bob: uh Mark:Bloos,Snooze Bob: *ALIEN NOISE*

[@swingfire2128]

Lol!

[@krewlex_ghost]

I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks

[@thegreyman1575]

Man, this entire episode is like an Insults clip for West of Loathing

[@WillAyeAmNot]

You sassy, corduroy wearing bulldog!!!

[@theomegaboss9194]

Or just a kindergarten playground

[@DianeBarnes76]

Mark censored his video. The world is ending. The end is nigh!!! Edit: This much likes? Why thanks everyone!

[@salamir0semyosotis21]

It's really over when Jack starts to do it too.

[@user-xj4ms1ti5o]

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 just wait for when that day comes

[@DianeBarnes76]

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 If Jack censors his videos then I quit watching KZbin, I understand YT is trying to make everything PG but cuss words are everywhere. You can’t block them all from flying.

[@rhondaelliott2558]

@@DianeBarnes76 yeah I hear worse from my teachers and classmates and I don't curse, just because you hear it doesn't mean you have to repeat it

[@salamir0semyosotis21]

@@DianeBarnes76 They literally have a youtube kids ap I don't know why they're ruining this platform.

[@noxnox-e9s]

“You PICKLE PUSHER!” -Mark, yelling at Bob during UNO, 2019

[@potato1674]

,,Can you stop cursing" -said Markiplier I absolutely love the UNO Series I could watch it all day xD

[@marivelazquez4116]

Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️

[@duketherat2062]

I did

[@kingfishcakes69]

Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times

[@naylam393]

11:54 Wade: Elmo loves to dance- Ohh! Sorry I had to jump in Mark and bob: *laughs* Me: 😂😂😂

[@hoodii3794]

I think they are really pushing their copywrite limits with all their singing. *Wade:* CaLiFoRniAaAa

[@xilogex7403]

Copyright*

[@hoodii3794]

@@xilogex7403 I understand you like to point things out, and i like oRIgInaL cOntEnT, so i aint editing this... PFFT

[@hoodii3794]

@That One Cool Gamer Just keep reporting, he has broken many tos rules and he just needs to be taught a LESSON.

[@lemoncardboard4199]

XilogexGX spelling doesn't matter, we're not writing an essay, plus everyone knows what they meant, you troglodyte

[@ethant.presland7438]

@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam

[@SteampunkHorse]

19:10 *_distraught_* "He's got as many reds as two!" 20:06 the way Wade said "little hat" amuses me 23:56 really admire Mark's "AAAHH!!"

[@dielhey]

Hey markiplier. JT has made a video exposing a guy who use the subtitles of the title and the description ti promote their channel in jacksepticeye and pewdiepie videos, and now he is exploiting your channel too to promote AND insult JT. Please, mark or any of your editors, do something about it, spread the message or verify the traductions to delete his channel. Sincerely, a concerned subscriber

[@RisingShadowslost]

Wait I'm kinda confused what's going on?

[@dielhey]

@@RisingShadowslost if you have your youtube in other language than english, english videos might have a traduction made by the viewer. The problem is that people exploit this to promote themselves and say whatever they thince it's rarelly verified.

[@RisingShadowslost]

@@dielhey ohhhh that's mad fuckin shady tbh

[@donutchan8114]

Fyi, you dont have to say traductions, you can just say subtitles, traductions is spanglish and doesnt mean anything if you dont speak spanish.

[@MithrilSludge6541]

Bump

[@hershey9935]

I’m so happy the intro is Bob’s autotuned sneeze. It will forever make my goddamn day, thank you Lixian. You’re an angel.

[@kat_rebrand]

Lixian is a gift we don't deserve.

[@DownUnderPunk]

happy kat girl Lixians edits are so good. It’s cool how he went from making animations for Marks videos to being his editor.

[@apta9931]

@@DownUnderPunk It's gotta be awesome going from fan to employee. The guy does awesome work, I love it when he talks back😂

[@DownUnderPunk]

Logan New And he knows the right time to do it and how to do it too! 😂

[@jaidennwilson9559]

WAIT THAT WAS A FUCKING *S N E E Z E ! ?*

[@pingcrimson2444]

Ah yes, my favourite song: *Hotel Country Road*

[@abolishice591]

SlimyMeImpressed *Old Hotel Country Road

[@LiamLightwolf]

West California!

[@boomeronet7888]

Hotel trivago

[@shadophaxx2401]

When Bob said “egh PÆŒOÖØGh” I felt that

[@spaceboy2588]

When Mark laughs, everyone laugh. This is awersome talent.

[@pjesmile]

It's just such an infectious laugh!

[@SquidFart747]

Bob's laugh is even funnier.

[@Moros-fg8om]

I’m surprised the video isn’t age-restricted Those were some pretty good insults

[@Moros-fg8om]

I don’t like Lgbt people oof

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.” Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...” Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“ Wade: “I’m not a father.” Me: “DAMMIT!”

[@kojurokatakura8433]

…………………………………

[@felix56p]

@Evan Sharp 18:22

[@GreetingsFineCitizen]

I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant

[@boomeronet7888]

@@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)

[@burningfox4974]

BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.

[@marthaatoruk6762]

17:53 "6!" -wade

[@YippingFox]

Mark is just one of those breadboxes that aren't actually large enough to fit a piece of bread.

[@yttrium7646]

Welp, it's cannon now. Mark is a back-stabbing, card-taking, left-footed mushroom wielder.

[@kuonumberone]

Any man should be proud to hold such a title!

[@wolvzunion6831]

@@kuonumberone yes

[@TheClumsyKing]

UNO isn’t a joke, I lost my whole family to a game of uno. Sure it might have had something to do with me not having family to begin with... but still, be careful using uno kids

[@klistiq]

Wut?

[@eldritchlemon]

I lost my entire brain cause of uno. Which is strange cause I never had one.

[@nootmare2601]

@@eldritchlemon XD I LOVE YOU

[@yukiharaswagga1300]

You gotta admit they had us in the first half

[@kailastewart7238]

Don't forget monopoly

[@DJdoppIer]

*(**24:38**)* Mark: "Bob what color do you need?" Bob: "Well actually I-" Mark: *_Green it is then!!!_*

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

Mark's laugh at 0:14 - 0:20 sparked so much joy in me

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

Mark: I WANNA MAKE MONEY ON THIS VIDEO, GUYS! Also Mark: **puts the title as 'the DEMONETIZATION card'*

[@gummygoo2]

Mark: "blues... snooze..." Bob: **snoozes into his mic literally 1 second after Mark said that**

[@logancuda4624]

Snoozes?

[@hershey9935]

He sneezed before ( it was streamed ) hence Mark’s “ bloos. Snoos. “

[@randompasserbyer]

Bob had a sneezing fit and on the third sneeze, tried to autotune it.

[@Seanana_]

@@randompasserbyer TRIED? it was gold. He also said pussy, it was great

[@gummygoo2]

@@randompasserbyer TriED? The auto tune on it makes it x10 funnier!

[@Thebadbros047]

I love how mark put a "YOU RIGHT" quote from mark as a donation I would love to spend money on that donation just to hear it

[@yogawarriorgirl]

I swear these episodes where they deliberately and comically avoid cursing are THE FUNNIEST. It's not just the creativity that has to go into insulting. It's the fact that it turns into an improv game and those are my jam.

[@jacoblineberry1788]

The funny thing about the youtube ad thing is it gives me an excuse to be like: "Huh ... glad they didn't curse in this video. It'd be terrible if an ad that tells me about shaving my balls or how the soap I use is shit or a horror movie were attached to a video with cursing."

[@bee4123]

duuude that's such a good point

[@bork116]

the demonization is a random event triggered by breathing

[@jacoblineberry1788]

two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to KZbin with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.

[@clarab7494]

I got an ad that said “ass” in it...

[@NinkaAndTheirVoices]

Mark's description is the same from the episode Wade broke his hand..... Why?

[@kendall525]

Wait yeah what heck😂😂

[@mckennacottrell804]

Yeah I noticed that too

[@anoja31]

I was wondering too

[@SatoruNatara123]

Huh, that is odd...

[@vikramjeetkapoor8379]

NinkaAndHerVoices N.A.H.V thought I was the only one who saw that!

[@warriorface3609]

Can we just appreciate how good Wade's Elmo voice is?

[@whalelord7977]

Remember when KZbin was ya know actually respectful to the original vision and character of all their content creators?

[@bivince72]

Yessss 😭😭😭

[@Tea-mf5rv]

That makes me feel old

[@ericarnold1739]

Pepperidge Farms remembers

[@ControlledChaos145]

I remember learning how to cuss from jack playing happy wheels and mark playing getting over it

[@ashd.3055]

Right? If people get offended they don't have to watch. If people are complaining that kids are watching 1) there is a kids version of KZbin for a reason and 2) why are they letting their kids watch whatever in the first place? Also if they got on Glam and Gore's case about her gory makeup in the thumbnails why can't I skip a horror movie trailer?