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[@damonvasquez8337]

I tried to make a human. They just snapped their necks and used them as grappling hooks and evolved from there...

[@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe]

Just like a normal human

[@firestorm6576]

Me as a human...

[@phoenixthedutchie149]

Just like I do

[@magg3920]

As one does

[@cocoahere875]

@@firestorm6576 Wait-

[@MT168AFC]

I love how he says "i dont think spiders lay eggs" and then 1 year later... a spider lays eggs in his vr headset before recording fnaf vr

[@YesItsbee]

God made him learn the hard way

[@toomanydum4084]

'scuse me w h a t

[@Poketdmpro]

*VR, AR was special delivery

[@genuineplayer5677]

escuse me what the fuck

[@Wildcat144]

Thanks. I hate it.

[@piperroe243]

In this episode, Mark forgets that creatures move best when they have *knees*

[@MintyMan_]

Who needs knees when you have the friends you made along the way?

[@mitoroskokoros589]

@@MintyMan_ Mark's creations

[@blurry200]

@@mitoroskokoros589 life’s creations

[@joshuatremper5026]

He's god. So he created us with this game

[@toastytea6253]

Today on markiplier, we learned that spiders shoot babies from that privates like a shotgun

[@finnfarrell8069]

Ironically he made chica into a massive meaty spring that was perfect for tumbling down the stairs

[@humanbean4037]

This made me laugh so hard

[@dailypositivity6659]

I'd never thought I'd hear a sex lesson of spiders explained so wrong and so vivid

[@meadowrose2702]

XD

[@creamncheese7761]

Lol, I love it. It was the best (oddest) sex ed class ive ever had XD

[@lukeyboy5001]

You mean it was right and cool

[@randomiction5429]

lil kev You mean his A$$ is correct

[@31gh7_p4g3s]

What?

[@vel.x9751]

Darkiplier:Come here girl Dark chica: *has glitchy seizure on the ground*

[@temarinara77]

Dark’s just watching his dog Spaz out

[@samwilliams9133]

Darktail: (silently watching through a window that was for some reason placed near a mirror) =)

[@dusk912]

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this

[@anonymooselsb2968]

666 like oh dear

[@ScuttleBugReal]

hmmm... I have a name for dark chica! Glitcha!

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

At 17:00 they're literally learning how to exploit a glitch in the game for their own purposes. That's pretty sick when you think about it, they're escaping the matrix

[@ardenlyn0817]

“It’s Dark Chica.” Looks like Dark forgot to feed her again. Gotta set up a feeding schedule, dude!

[@B0r3Dude]

"CHICA MAAAAD"

[@joshuatremper5026]

She stock still

[@Endilia]

"Wait I got an idea" The last words you want to hear Mark say

[@Alpha-cr7pu]

Endilia I know, when I heard him say that I was just like “Mark, No, Please, You’re Gonna Kill Us, DON’T DO IT!!!”

[@nyxblackwood9045]

I saw him say that as I read your comment. XD

[@DemonBoy-zs5hk]

Ikr

[@mothboy68]

Mark’s equivalent to “Hold my beer”

[@emperorcat5468]

ok

[@lordfarquuad207]

If Mark was god, we all would be equally blessed and terrified for our lives. *Especially when he says he has an idea.*

[@mrsmarlowe]

oh god Oh god OH GOD *OH GOD* *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD* *mark has a idea*

[@youdontknowme8129]

Soooooo the same as religion now.

[@animeedits6187]

HE IS GOD

[@firebreaker9325]

@@mrsmarlowe if mark was leader and he said he had an idea: I'm leaving planet earth

[@noleary9924]

he mde pretty succesfull ´humans´ tho

[@JugularJohn]

Shadow; IM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM Kars: NO. IM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM ???: amateurs Kars and Shadow: WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK?! Markiplier: *A M A T U R S*

[@DR_WALLSTREET]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

[@purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284]

Was that the bite of 87??

[@DragoMations]

amaturs

[@nonamegaming5298]

NO WAY!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE? JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME! JOSUKE IS SO BADASS! ORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME BUT IT WAS ME DIO

[@JugularJohn]

@@nonamegaming5298 🚪 here’s the door. Now leave

[@mackers4897]

4:30 He actually looks like a father just watching his kids with a beer, "Where did you go?" 😆

[@dawnwolf6755]

I was thinking that through the entire video lmfao

[@hush3956]

Cigarette mums

[@thesun7563]

“This is a FAMILY friendly channel” Goes to talk about sex standing up,

[@_username]

since when this become a family friendly channel ;D

[@joogiewatkins1519]

@Joshua Pryor And how spider sex "works"

[@iamerror6546]

this is how you make a family, okay?

[@Grandmas567]

and how the mama and papa spider going at it xD

[@tweenytwinkies]

Well thats how you make a family in the first place isnt it? So nothing truly is innocent

[@movedtocupowarriors4205]

"Oh he's doing leg raises-" **Flings out of existence** "Where did you go?"

[@joogiewatkins1519]

I love that part.

[@unkn0wnf0revah56]

4:30 so i can remember this

[@MightyMageGames]

I Read This Exactly As It Happened And Made It Even More Funny.

[@favzi36]

26:10 "Father, I crave cheddar"

[@jaysondavis9693]

Yes

[@Heavenly.poisoned]

*Father, I crave c h e e s e*

[@FlashDrive356]

G I V E C H E E S E

[@jdwoods5790]

Father, I want to C O N S U M E C H E E S E

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

Damn I forgot about that image

[@FlashDrive356]

6:42 that what a good bowl of Mac and cheese sounds like

[@bullet_outsmarter_5000]

**good ending**

[@lizacooperider9545]

"This is a family friendly channel!" "Guys it's Cocktober"

[@SoulSif]

*Yes.*

[@thedemoninyourcloset.]

*Proceeds to give spider sex-ed class*

[@kiwichan456]

I mean it *IS* right after No Nut November.

[@teresakelley4057]

I was the 666th like now it really is cocktober

[@ahorse7248]

@@teresakelley4057 well I was the 667th like

[@Playopedia]

How my biology teacher tells me how life evolves: **breakdancing seizure dog**

[@za0n282]

Where do I find this game?

[@Playopedia]

@@za0n282 I don't know

[@mattiescott1615]

@@za0n282 check desc lol

[@mattiescott1615]

@@za0n282 oh it’s called evolution and is a mobile game but for com0ut4r I wouldn’t know

[@za0n282]

@@mattiescott1615 the video description? I have looked there, and I cant seem to find it.

[@diabeetustype6884]

What if you left open a tab with this running for years and then you come back to the tab and find that they have become so efficient at running that they are moving at light-speed

[@Avogadr0]

The Ultimate Life-from uses all the capabilities of the others. But this needs more power. We need a super Aja.

[@samdeveau6133]

Hello

[@tomcosta3849]

“Spiders give birth like a shotgun blast into the nearest face.” -Mark Fischbach 2018

[@sunnyglowvt]

Tom Costa Education from Markiplier is the best.

[@old_pork]

I think that's what he meant when he said "Bizarre versions of porn"

[@xeneth531]

That’s Mark’s name?

[@yert5679]

Aiden D mark edward fischbach

[@killerkirby366]

Svenger Mc. Spazzy yeah it's a i tire classification of subspecies terhes multiple of them

[@tameronica]

“The Ultimate Life form.” **Angry Kars noises**

[@racconbuilders3665]

Hazzah a man of culture

[@nolanbauman3211]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??

[@jonathanquerido4871]

Ayayayay

[@AlyshaBolden]

Jojo fans always find each other.

[@thescarletcultist113]

Classic Animations **AVALON PLAYS**

[@carterdirksen646]

When he was trying to get them to climb I imagined 100’s of dogs just falling down stairs

[@ariesthapa2932]

4:30 This sounds like he’s actually in a irl place talking to people

[@perfectly-finefinerson9437]

"I'm the Ultimate Lifeform." No wonder why Kars eventually stopped thinking.

[@LeWulfy]

It looks like daddy long legs bro

[@eidolomere]

Have you seen my turtle?

[@kehoff26]

I thought Shadow was the Ultimate Lifeform

[@lickablegrass]

Ah yes

[@perfectly-finefinerson9437]

@@eidolomere aren't YOU the turtle?

[@spencer8204]

I like how he just sits back in his chair all comfy-like, sipping on his drink as he watches his hellish children learn to evolve

[@myak5754]

That's Mark for ya

[@dominicwhite8749]

mark: THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. me: is that a JOJO REFERENCE?!!??!!!?!!!?

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

"This is a family friendly channel!" About ten minutes later: *proceeds to explain the birds and the bees but in spider form*

[@johncarter1739]

Mark: ...I'm not crazy! Everyone knows this. Everyone knows..." *Mean while* The spiders: *synchronized seizure*

[@zcarp8642]

The giant enemy spider

[@manuelmigueltulod8782]

Huh

[@miscellaneousmastermind8817]

SEIZURE FUCK LETS GO

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

xD

[@Meladity]

AKA Muffet from undertale

[@sleepy_clover7361]

"I'm pretty sure when a daddy spider- a *d a d d y s p i d e r* -"

[@Microwave2410]

F A T H E R A R A C H N I D

[@elanrg]

@@Microwave2410 A N I M A L O F T H E A R A C N I D F A M I L L Y W I T H A F A T H E R L Y R O L E

[@elanrg]

@Fnafronpa and The tattletail craft daddy long legs is in the huntsman family

[@zer0rebel4]

@@elanrg and? Cellar spiders are a part of the Arachnida class. Theyre technically not fully spiders, but theyre arachnids

[@johnrybinski6237]

@@zer0rebel4 by that logic so are Scorpions

[@ThatOneFry2005]

The fact that Mark made the damn *sound effect* It was something I didn’t know would exist, and I didn’t need, and had the same horrific effect and experience as Furry Squad

[@kafi9556]

Did no one notice at 15:43 that there was a dog that launched itself into the stratosphere as fast as light?

[@fireredscrollfighter8995]

Didn't know that lol

[@katsukibakugan9490]

I tried making a cat. I broke the game. Cats are apparently perfect lifeforms.

[@hienduongvan8454]

therefore, Kars = cat

[@Official_NotNeo]

You right

[@5AMUR-41]

Shaggy is the perfect lifeform to be correct...

[@Crazy-qi1gw]

@@5AMUR-41 You've ruined the joke.

[@5AMUR-41]

@@Crazy-qi1gw, good

[@lymphaticjeopardy]

"I like being stable dad." I've never been so disturbed by a seemingly innocuous phrase in my whole life

[@naride1093]

read as Stable Dad at first

[@morosexualidiot]

marks speech on cocktober is the funniest thing ever

[@narratorfox6646]

Chica relationship with mark reminds me of the dog relationship with her dad from Fullmetal Alchemist Edit: I am not talking about the real life Chica

[@rogue6827]

the memories you just brought back are killing me

[@michaelhussey717]

Small youtubers: "says a single bad word" KZbin: Demonatized and age restricted. Markiplier: "talks about sex and penises and vagina's" KZbin: You're all good bro 👍

[@devinward461]

Who do you think gets yt more ad money

[@catchamp1880]

PewDiePie: says heck *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

[@jader2357]

@@catchamp1880 exactly.... Jack also seems to have the same luxury as Mark though.....

[@ironicugandan5826]

Actually the game grumps did something interesting. Dan said fuck almost asap on a episode and Arin said "You can't swear in the first 10 seconds of a video! Your gonna get us demonatized" or something to that extent.

[@alyssa7867]

Mark is being educational.

[@Suophu]

"It's like just watching your children just flop around in a yard" Hang on, I don't think that's how you do it but ok

[@alyssasalmon4883]

that's totally what happens, my children love doing it after staring at RGB strobe lights!

[@okdean7953]

My kid has gills and they do the same

[@ethanlocke3604]

There’s nothing wrong with a nice yard flopping every now and again

[@red_pixel_apple58]

I wanna like but I can't, I'm sorry

[@mdsullivan100]

seizures are funny unless you have had one Which i have

[@patrickhoffman2806]

Mark: “it’s best to make things as simply as possible” Also mark: try’s to create a human

[@reznorstuckrath4191]

Mark describing how baby spiders are made is god damn hilarious.

[@HexIsme]

Mark may not drink alcohol any more but he does a damn good impression of being drunk.

[@Kixal07]

Lol

[@D-1337]

IKR

[@SlothinAintEasy]

Mark's drunk on life.

[@Vellicya]

the truth makes me cant stop laughing

[@dawnwolf6755]

Oh I forgot he can't drink. I legitimately thought he had a beer in his hand the entire time.

[@icemagiciangh3268]

“They’re fcking. Come on guys this is a *family channel.”* You um, you sure, Mark?

[@skyblaze7160]

Mark: "This is a family channel" *Literally a few minutes later* Mark: "The daddy spider's penis gets erect-"

[@galactisgd431]

Gallifreyan_Hunter: (memes) me: C H I N A

[@deannawheeler2365]

not really, moving away from "family" content.

[@willowdrakon]

Deep space waifu was the most family friendly one so far

[@guidojacobs2002]

About 69% sure it's family friendly.

[@austinclark3495]

27:10 attack on titan theme drowns out all else.

[@jakioki]

I searched for this comment

[@daniellewilson8527]

25:54 Mark makes MusicMan

[@magpakilos]

Mark: "I have an idea!" Me: oh no My mom: oh no World: oh no

[@ultraballstudios5221]

Koolaid man: OH YEA- I MEAN OH NO

[@spacedog4425]

That one friend : Yass

[@rakunasouji1574]

god:HELL NAH!

[@azzkckr1956]

Darth Vader: Nooooooooooo

[@lonelyrattle9215]

Joseph Joestar: OH NOOO

[@DavrenHelsmere]

Don't feel the bad for the dog in the climbing part. That's not Chica, that's CH-1C-α, a robot design after her. She doesn't feel pain and is always happy. At least, those who she let's live think that.

[@userofusername4981]

What was that last sentence?

[@nopebutdope5963]

user of username it was a warning ⚠️ DÆRK ÇHÏKÆ ÏŠ ÇØMÏÑG

[@dominique2911]

I'm sure she and X Æ A-12 would be good friends if they met

[@pebbles3609]

@@dominique2911 yeah they definitely would

[@carbon1642]

the typo at the end where you added an apostrophe to "lets" is so bothersome. it's those tiny little mistakes that bother me the most.

[@ManicMama.]

‘It’s like putting your kids outside for a while, watching them flop around until they learn to walk’ yup that’s exactly how i taught my 3 kids to walk lol

[@martinfilms1641]

This is by far the most explicit Markiplier video I have watched.

[@chasenelson9660]

“This is a Family friendly channel” Proceeds to tell how the spider life cycle works

[@ignacioperalta6784]

the real one doesnt get any better...

[@messyalien5164]

Fun Fact: spiders feel pain and their skeletons are on the outside of their bodies...

[@smirkfanta5535]

@@messyalien5164 yes that's called an exoskeleton

[@messyalien5164]

@@smirkfanta5535 yeah, thanks for telling me something that I just explained. They are also vulnerable to predators when they shed there exoskeleton until it hardens But thanks for saying that. forgot to say what it was called

[@galladegamerletsplays]

very correctly

[@ashthetrash6457]

“Chica and her ill-begotten spawn” is probably the best phrase I’ve ever heard

[@v3es473]

It's 3 am and I am looking at a grown man laughing at a thing that looks like a bridge with muscles trying to run.

[@PiydTH]

*Eventually,* *Mark Has Stopped Thinking*

[@silvertail7131]

AKA the episode where markiplier throws his dog down the stairs a few hundred times till the poor pooch resorts to dark magic

[@Ltdayman1000]

lmfao

[@martinooo420]

*DARK POOCHIE*

[@maritimebard2984]

Fergal Harkin the dark Chicka origin story

[@krystaltherouge2374]

I would watch that

[@brendan9734]

Why does everyone put muscles inside of triangles? *TRIANGLES CAN’T BEND*

[@Jester_Jingles]

Brendan rigggggghhhhhtttt

[@NXE212]

then why don't you split the triangle 3 joint into more joint

[@peakeythebard1454]

They can if you try hard enough

[@Actinide5013]

and then jojo characters

[@primate6854]

that's where you're wrong kiddo

[@garrysucks4190]

The true ultimate life form consists of four joints, two bones, and a muscle (the key is to not connect the two bones with one joint). Prepare to watch those bizarre creatures fly like no tomorrow.

[@Hasde_dfs]

5:54 the best of the last generation 🤣🤣

[@ashwar9800]

11:20 I just see a bunch of graceful backflipping cows

[@inkreydible]

graceful

[@Crazy-eu1wm]

Yep, it is the most beautiful sight ever.

[@sodagaming8676]

I see a bunch of cows having their necks snapped over and over as they are tumbling down

[@inkreydible]

@@sodagaming8676 still graceful :P

[@lorrainewinsor7980]

Well they can jump too

[@braxtonsambrano5241]

Life form: *is triangle* Mark: “this is LIFE!”

[@Firedragon-li5nb]

noice = yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[@pein4332]

_Illuminati confirmed_

[@dudemp4]

ITS AN *A*

[@christopherplaysviolin3082]

The look of pure joy that turned into disgust in the blink of an eye when he noticed what the human like creatures were doing on the floor

[@RealMuromets]

“Forever go away” Ad: *sup*

[@ee3171]

2018：Mark: I don't think spiders lay eggs. 2019:Mark:There's a spider laying eggs in my vr headset!!

[@agonyghoul488]

I breed spiders I can confirm they lay eggs XD

[@YarnyKate]

Growth!

[@veragevann]

character development

[@hrblock11]

Burn the headset i have arachnophobia

[@fluttershy1529]

Jerry Cook nu

[@conjureslade7149]

When a mommy Dracula and a daddy Dracula love eachother very much, they do the monster mash.

[@SpaceCadetSec]

And oh my, it was a very good bash

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

It went on in a flash.

[@coreythepeanut]

Oh, It was a mash

[@Godzilla691138MW3]

God dammnit...

[@conjureslade7149]

In a year or so, I will start a Twitch channel, with the same name as this profile, streaming games until I have enough money to get a GOP to go air soft bids on youtube.

[@MisplacedPotassium]

“Baby spiders in your face!” *fnaf vr flashbacks*

[@CloudsGirl7]

"Well, that's not walking, that's flopping on your ass!" - Markiplier, and probably also someone being hyper-critical of a baby

[@sionijiminian9874]

Mark says "this is supposed to be a child friendly stream" he then discloses how he believes spiders mate vividly. What wholesome content :)

[@manbuckett3460]

Daddy long legs have penises which technically would make them different than other spiders. Which might make them not a spider

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Most female spiders eat the male to reproduce. Eat their entire body.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Also he discusses how the streamer are "sick f***s" for wanting a hamster to f**k an elephant 😂

[@Revenent666]

That's because he's full of shit.

[@maya.5534]

Dont forget cocktober

[@captainonomatopoeia]

Markiplier creates life. Life: wHy hAvE yOu FoRsAkEn Me MaStEr

[@Phoebe5448]

*Mark*: *creates life* Life: *exists in perpetual agony* *Mark*: *drinks Monster*

[@hamlunchable]

@@Phoebe5448 iM dRiNkInG a MoNsTeR rIgHt NoW

[@gryphonkingbros847]

Markiplier Makes: Ded peepos

[@Phoebe5448]

WHHHHOOOAAAAA!!! SPOOPY@@hamlunchable

[@vr0c131]

WhY yOu TaLk LiKe GaMzEe MaKaRa

[@unknownunknown6500]

I was expecting to see a man with arm blades and wings use a life energy

[@KatieLeDerp]

I just imagine this how he talks to some kids. He just watches kids on a trampoline with a beer in hand. One of the kids shoots into the air and he's just like "WHERE DID YOU GO?!"

[@wickermind6668]

what would you do if you were walking in a forest, and a random "A" shaped monster started aggressively break dancing towards you?

[@bobtheglob4805]

Wickermind probs help it or something.

[@rescuerex7031]

Probably Run like that A monster

[@baato870]

Date it

[@bmann7564]

Video footage

[@erinhastie8548]

run

[@Unhipsnow]

Title: "THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM" *Ancient aztec dubstep starts playing*

[@eidolomere]

Have you seen my turtle?

[@Jaeeden]

I've been looking for this comment

[@pein4332]

It is pillar men theme time my dudes

[@FatMass-zm1tj]

Dio Script shut up dude

[@randomtexanguy9563]

WAMUU!

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

12:35 Man, this new zodiac sign is kinda dope.

[@xiao7304]

Dog 1: how do we get down the stairs? Dog 2: hmm.....I have an idea 11:12

[@brookebondrozelle]

I wonder how confused Chica was hearing her name so many times

[@alonsospassion924]

Brooke Rozelle she’s usually not with him but sometimes lays by him while he plays

[@brookebondrozelle]

Alonso's Passion she’s all knowing

[@queeniethequeenbee3701]

Pretty sure she can hear him, she's a DOG.

[@heshtov5367]

Well dogs have better hearing than humans

[@mackapacka2695]

mark: chica, what are you doing chica: he has gone crazy again

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

You've created the best and most terrifying thing known to man a dog with a 12 foot vertical leap

[@mackapacka2695]

high jump master

[@gryphonkingbros847]

Son... That's *not* a dog...

[@pyroonahill1249]

Total, is that you?

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

"Wait, I got an idea" *final words before disaster*

[@ultimategigachad629]

Mark: creating the ultimate life form _meanwhile in the space of the jojo universe_ Kars: am i a joke to you?

[@the1sonder884]

Sooo... right when he tells his “children” that he hates them and wants them to forever go away, I got a Johnson & Johnson baby ad.😂

[@savagenovelist2983]

Squarespace ad.

[@ourgoldenspires]

ironic

[@breydenclements9356]

The#1 Sonder that is amazing my dude

[@breydenclements9356]

The#1 Sonder also I got Verizon

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

@@SinisterF. uBlock origins

[@Em-es4bk]

„ Bizarre versions of porn" ~markiplier 2018~

[@ItsFifiStyle]

*markiplier

[@Mehrunes86]

If that's what he like see, he better "stick" to it, or am i stretching it, a bit too much😀 Sorry for my bad humor😃

[@PurpleGuy1987]

ah a man of culture

[@antoniomelis6743]

Never seen so much dogs jump on their faces to go down some stairs

[@blakem5619]

I've been playing this for years and I love that Mark found it

[@DanielSambar]

What’s this? Markiplier is evolving! _Oh wait no, he was just stretching._

[@Thatbookishguy69]

Daniel Sambar lol

[@subaidahjeteh8134]

XD lol

[@FN_luluflute]

Lol

[@subaidahjeteh8134]

Nice pic...😂😂😂

[@guaage]

Daniel Sambar your picture looks like the picture CallMeCarson has so niCe

[@kat-kalamity]

I can relate to Chica freezing under pressure on a spiritual level.

[@InsomniacStephens141]

I froze once. When a girl was spinning a 1 metre rusty metal pole like a batton and let go. It flew at me like a javelin. Hit me directly on the right eye socket. I could have been half blind if it weren't for the pure luck of the direct hit

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Same

[@kat-kalamity]

@@InsomniacStephens141 OH DAMN I'M GLAD U OK HOMIE. (Also who the heck just chucks poles at people wtf?)

[@InsomniacStephens141]

@@kat-kalamity it was an accident at a playgroup when I was much younger, but if you imagine the hollow inside of the pole, it hit me so my eye was within the hollow part. Luckiest I could have been

[@randomcrackhead8627]

Markiplier: this is a family friendly channel Also Mark: *explains how babies are made*

[@PHPFlips]

“That’s not walking! That’s flopping on your ass!” *Lmfao* 💀

[@organmann4821]

That. Is *not.* how spiders work. Wait no. *You are exactly right.*

[@calyxman]

*loads SPAS-12* *tries to aim at Poison Zombie* *_IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER WAIT NO_* *baby spiders come out of shotgun and cover the poison zombie* nice

[@cooldude5397]

motato_potato ART/GAMES I agree

[@organmann4821]

HOLY CRAP, HOW DID *I* GEY SO MANY LIKES-OFF OF A SPIDER COMMENT NO LESS?!?! *i feel blessed*

[@epicgamer-kh7qg]

this is an exact recreation of what god did when he was creating us

[@Bluzigo]

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[@hiddendraco2607]

Are you telling me Markiplier is god? If so I'm totally on board

[@Engieman909]

@@hiddendraco2607 what does that make Bob, Wade, and Shaun?

[@n-s-a7113]

@@Engieman909 arch angles

[@rubygamer21]

@@danghd2 nonono ANGLES not angels

[@notsure1969]

I never thought I would laugh so hard at 50 stick figure dogs falling down an endless flight of stairs set to a jubilant twangy soundtrack.

[@SpeedyTurtle975]

Now I'm just imagining zombies looking like this with a Markiplier face causing an apocalypse and repeatedly say Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier menacingly

[@asswipe8062]

"The ultimate life form" He's immortal! Unkillable! Unmatched!

[@numba3797]

he'll freeze in space

[@oogabooga5510]

@@numba3797 i was waiting for the jojo reference 😩

[@GG11VR]

Yare Yare YES YES YES YES Y. E. S.

[@Daizz009]

@@numba3797 And eventually, he'll stop thinking.

[@plasmaticlmao]

That's why I clicked lmao

[@snowydoe7514]

There should be a version of all marks characters, like darkiplier But they’re all versions of chica barking at each other with subtitles

[@skyew5925]

omfg yes.

[@borisandbendyplushgamers4762]

mark...THIS IS MADDNESS

[@Darkshade_01]

Or each ego having their own versions of chica, Tim, Tina and all the little cute characters mark created and or named

[@techdub8243]

we need that in our life imedietly

[@TheOneandOnlyKrakurnar]

Yes that would be awesome

[@TalesofDrCreepYPasta]

Fun Fact:the reason the creatures walk so weird is that the AI controlling them doesn't know what walking looks like,so it just goes with whatever works.

[@constellations8572]

2:10 eugenics 101

[@serenitymartel6683]

Mark at 5:24 "this is a family friendly channel" Mark at 18:58 explaining how sex works

[@kingturbo01johh57]

Wtf

[@2Finnn322]

Ture

[@someinternetperson]

Woah woah woah, this is a family channel guys we don’t use the word “sex”

[@kingturbo01johh57]

@@someinternetperson its not have u watch his other vidoes

[@princeluna7101]

ikrXD

[@danmcmaster4561]

I could tell from the thumbnail this was going to be either: A, The fall and rebirth of Markiplier into an ultra powerful crab god! B, a funny let's play Or C, A severely stupid game Looks like all 3 were right

[@kevbri11]

a game that progressively grows smarter = stupid gottem

[@halospapyrus6367]

Please make more of this, for nostalgia week!

[@enricocvik601]

Noone: Mark: MY SPAWN THE SEED WAS BAD

[@althealligator1467]

"Eventually we're gonna get to Spider-Man here..." *Jackspedicey has entered the chat*

[@stevebailey8285]

😂😂😂

[@gabriellara6005]

Luca-Sebastien Barret 👍🏼😩🤣😂🤣🤣😂😀😃😄😁😆😄😀

[@o0NeoTDN0o]

😂👌

[@XGorvX]

Hewwo spooder man here

[@BreakthroughGD]

I’m so glad jackspedicey hasn’t been forgotten, the true name

[@aeuouae]

Hearing the way Mark explains spider birth makes me wish he was my teacher.

[@zekethecasualgeek5897]

Aeuouae Means Nothing I know right lol

[@todd1220]

Yesssssss

[@valhogan7939]

Dan TDM

[@demonofsixpaths2078]

If only if only

[@emilypalm8146]

If only it was the right information lol

[@arjunrao11]

MARK BECAME KARS FROM BATTLE TENDENCY

[@gallantascent6692]

7:19 the feeling you get in any and all Grand Strategy games. Eventually you turn into an insane madman or something along those lines lol