Inscryption

Inscryption is a MUST PLAY game. It's probably the spookiest card game you'll ever find with a DEEP mystery to solve. What secrets are in the cabin?
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[@lightningdashproductions8824]

Poor Stoat lol. Stoat: "Keep me alive aight?" Mark: *immediately sacrifices him* Stoat: "oh come on-"

[@MaxerV19]

1k likes and no replies nice

[@DZ-1987]

@@MaxerV19 Nothing to add to perfection, innit.

[@reeeraptor8]

Idk why but I love the stoat

[@reeeraptor8]

my thoughts on the stoat are now neutral

[@S3SSioN_Solaris]

@@MaxerV19 🕳

[@deathridesabike5619]

Mark: "I have really expensive cards." Also Mark: Doesn't draw a squirrel.

[@cotton6219]

god it bugged me so much

[@aftonadams7333]

Im losing my mind over this🤣

[@1Vivi007]

42:27

[@alexjackson2686]

So many times! "Man I wish I had something to play." Draw a squirrel! You need to sacrifice them to play! My yelling didn't help him any. He still chose not to draw a squirrel.

[@joshuaperkins4985]

Squirrel overrated I cannot believe this screw them alive!!!!!!!!

[@jett9631]

It really is fascinating how mark can somehow make the game so hard on himself for basically never drawing squirrel cards. Yet he won the boss on his second attempt

[@LordVader1094]

He fails upwards

[@brayachdragonbane7529]

i mean the boss isnt too hard to be honest... just dont fill your board before you drain his first hp bar... he wont clog your side with gold if its not full of creatures

[@sakmadik69420]

I'm surprised Mark is able to win these games.Good thing the host is pitiful.

[@DinantZ]

@@brayachdragonbane7529 i was able to get to the 3rd boss on the first run, dead to a board of bears... Leshy would rig half my games to be fighting only the strong stuff

[@oasisflame]

Goated

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

Mark made a venomous cat that can’t bite. That’s like having your best trained marksman be a blind dude.

[@matijasostojic4288]

Like having the strongest cannon ever but it shoots big Bubbles.

[@iiTzSunrise]

John wick has proved that having a blind marksman is viable

[@Oliver-Thyella]

Like a sword, but the blade is tissue paper.

[@BeanieGoth]

jongalli a wants to know your location

[@smileysatanson3404]

nah cause that would be smarter than whatever Mark did

[@krive123]

The fact that he can manage to fail as much as he can succeed is incredible.

[@RainFeatherYT]

The fact he can do both at the same time is incredible.

[@SleekHeroo]

He's not called the king of fnaf for nothing all those idk training finally paid off

[@tdawgdawgonson3560]

Only the best fail, and then bounce back and succeed ;)

[@TheSpartanKing]

I was able to find a guy that somehow got a no-death run all the way to the cabin. Though it was to bad he didn’t have the camera film.

[@rodneyrogers1319]

It’s so infuriating, but that’s mark. A pin in our side that we relish.

[@raeishimura]

"Choose a cost" Mark: "I'm an expensive lad" Translation: "make this harder on myself. I'm a masochist"

[@glory7603]

Time stamp? 😂

[@jason4443]

@@glory7603 23:21

[@DaniJHollis]

But he's NOT a masochist! He just wants to see how much his deck can take

[@newbaggett]

@@DaniJHollis Mark, it's 4 PM! Time for your daily deck flattening!

[@tombkings6279]

I have played this game 3 times already it hurts when he choose the expensive card

[@Delta-sg2zq]

Markiplier: "God I wish I had something I could play." Also Markiplier: *Refuses to draw a single squirrel so he can play cards*

[@liamwinkworth9939]

Every streamer and youtuber i have watched play this game makes the exact same mistake.... i begin to wonder if they do it on purpose.

[@alexisglaab2572]

I'm just like "They are your resources man!! You can't play squat because you don't have them!!" Then he draws another normal card, lol.

[@Keyven_]

here i am yelling at my screen. DRAW A SQUIRREL MARK SO YOU CAN PLAY SOMETHING!!!!!!

[@megafoodie6984]

So so true. JUST PULL A SQUIRREL MAN

[@jacobconklin7697]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was getting upset at that

[@jaxonwolff7882]

Love how mark kept drawing new cards when he should have been drawing squirrels

[@haretakuso]

I've been internally screaming every time lol

[@wattyshan]

same man

[@MrMcHoonter]

I can’t tell you how long I was screaming for him to draw a squirrel

[@The_Sojourn_Experiment]

mark: "I need better cards" ME in a shaky voice: "Then draw the cards....THAT ALLOW YOU TO USE THE GOOD CARDS!

[@panhead537]

He's an idiot. What did U expect?

[@LeviathanTheEnvious]

I thought people were joking when they said Mark never picked up squirrels while complaining about card costs. Its not even like he forgot, he hovered over squirrels every turn.

[@theotv5522]

I'll give him the benifit of the doubt he was just curious about what his whole deck is, rather than picking a boring squirrel. Otherwise, if he ignore the rules *that* much shows he didn't respect/enjoy the game at all.

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

@@theotv5522 bruh. anyone can play how they want to.

[@JN19153]

Then this man became the mf squirrel god with undying squirrels

[@stupidbitch3110]

@@JN19153 he is king of the squirls, we should have known all along

[@nahkaimurrao4966]

they are only for emergencies

[@nail1247]

words cannot describe the level of impotent rage that fills me every time Mark draws a creature instead of a squirrel, despite not having anything to summon those creatures

[@umcThunder72]

I just start spasming

[@stone2417]

The rage I felt when he put the insta kill sigil on the cat and not the river snapper

[@lemingtai3747]

"I wish I could have played something" *Doesn't pick up squirrels for 4 turns*

[@getfreshcrewpj5962]

same

[@xochitlcruz4769]

I feel the same rage

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

"god I wish I had something to play" *continues to ignore the squirrel deck which gives him sacrifices to play something*

[@adriatical9016]

he hovered over the squirrel deck like at least 10 times yet he avoids it at all costs for no apparent reason

[@amandalittman6723]

Literally SCREAMING at the screen for him to draw a squirrel

[@herrscheroflust]

I got MADDDDDDDD. I literally screamed too.

[@Rios7467]

@@herrscheroflust "DUDE JUST DRAW A FUCKIN- GODDAMNIT NO!"

[@kaedengagner2597]

I JUST WANTED HIM TO PLAY SQUIRREL

[@cybo_vampire9145]

I absolutely love the voice Mark gave to Leshy. It's soft and, at times calming, all whist still being intimidating and, at times apathetic

[@cameronmillspaugh1601]

Mark always does great voices

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

It makes me think like "We're here to play, but don't disappoint me."

[@orang1921]

blud what

[@JWillicus]

Also crazy how the voices he gave Sans and Papyrus in Undertale became their widely accepted "official" voices

[@shatterednova_]

@@JWillicus wasn't that jack? mark played the game long after everyone else did and didn't really care for the game

[@naughtymelon6712]

Mark made a card that cannot attack inflict deadly poison when it attacks. This truly is big brain time.

[@timecloakgames6601]

Gotta confuse the enemy somehow

[@seigeengine]

And then when given the opportunity to make a card attack more, he didn't even try to give it an attack with it. I dunno if that would work, but I'd guess it would.

[@ablacadabla7243]

@Kavetion shut up, kiddo

[@sirlordofderp]

No, you don't get it, the fire could have made it perfect

[@gamermike111]

@@seigeengine and when he used the virtils (or whatever the special symbols are) on his card that he chose three blood instead of two he didn't even take his own card and chose the rabbit hole instead lol

[@deadlyopeness207]

Mark: I cannot play any of these cards, they are too expensive of a blood cost. Also Mark: refuses to pick up the squirrels to sacrifice for blood costs.

[@elieli2893]

Also Mark: Picks the highest blood cost for his death card. Although I thought it was funny to see his realization xD

[@deadlyopeness207]

@@elieli2893 when he realized he messed up, it was priceless. He still made a really good card though is what was nice.

[@galaxion2857]

I love Mark but... that was seriously pissing me off. He was NEVER picking up squirls.

[@kestona9]

@@galaxion2857 Me too

[@thespookydinosaur8686]

This was the hardest and most infuriating game to watch someone play. I was anxious and yelling at the misplays all video, so... I great video!

[@someguywithamic9]

For being the "King of Squirrels" Mark sure doesn't draw a whole lot of squirrels

[@thecommonman9524]

He's just ensuring the safety of his people.

[@SevenQs]

if he can brute force his way through the battle without sacrificing squirrels, by god he’ll do it

[@freddysimon7617]

Me who understands card games : watching mark play this is funny but also PAIN

[@XboxJohnBrown]

I was scrolling through comments looking to see if he got better at drawing them

[@AppleWoods6]

And then he starts complaining about how expensive his cards are when he could be ramping squirrels to pay for them just by choosing to draw them.

[@gregbutunracist4371]

i actually cried internally when he sacrificed a fucking LORE CARD

[@marshymoo5765]

"LORE CARD" LMAOO SAME THO 😭

[@genkureshima9834]

Why? They're not needed for anything special, nor do anything special other than... saying words.

[@UserName-dt3kc]

@@genkureshima9834 ikr, plus its not like he wouldn't get it back lol

[@genkureshima9834]

@@UserName-dt3kc True, he'd keep dying until he got Magnificus (aka Stunted Wolf) so they would always come back, more than Springtrap.

[@genkureshima9834]

@@BLACK-ORCHESTRA Believe me: it IS possible. The world is changing. These mfs managed to come back more than springboi ever did.

[@NecroTheDragon]

Mark: *About to die* Host: "I surrender" Mark: Thats right, I- I had you on the ropes

[@Ruby150]

I mean, if Mark demonstrated a bit more competence in this part, yeah he would have... but he didn't understand how to play cards... or read, as demonstrated by the Warren card. It specifically says *A* rabbit, not "this card will continually give you rabbit cards every turn."

[@discipleoftzeentch8384]

for anyone wondering. its because the challenger dealt more damage than the host did every round assuming they chump blocked with squirrels, which they would be able to do until they won the game assumes a certain degree of competence and resources. it is entirely possible to lose after he offers surrender because you dont have the resources the game assumes you do

[@subscipt1153]

@@discipleoftzeentch8384 actually, the damage was even, he couldn't have lost unless he actually sacrificed his wolf, it was an impasse

[@PrismLight5]

@@subscipt1153 they mean he could have blocked the enemy wolf with a squirrel every turn- 1 damage from the otter vs 3 from the friendly wolf

[@user-mu5sl4vh7m]

Mark had a forced win... you commenters are even more clueless

[@tactile2878]

Game-Runner: "You may stand, but do not touch my possessions." Mark: *Gets up and touches literally almost everything*

[@messyalien5164]

Good ol' Markimoo

[@xenosbreed]

'Literally almost' ....what?

[@VelkanAngels]

@@xenosbreed - Yeah, I said that out loud to myself as I read it, lol...

[@lemingtai3747]

That's the storyline though

[@aboringpersonfromaboringpl3444]

@@xenosbreed as if the word practically doesn't exist 🤦‍♂️

[@SnacxAttac]

Game Dev: *makes a rule book to describe the game’s rules* Markiplier: “I’ll just pretend I didn’t see that.”

[@OwO377]

Hello.

[@karinajuarezc]

@@OwO377 good day OwO

[@OwO377]

@@karinajuarezc good day to you.

[@aspenranger9755]

Basically the equivalent of "this sign can't stop me because I can't read"

[@OwO377]

@@aspenranger9755 your absolutely right.

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Me watching this the first time: “Wow, Leshy is so scary and mysterious.” Me rewatching this series: “Leshy!!!! Good to see you buddy, I missed you and your weird d&d sessions!”

[@zinc2zinc2]

Same. He grew on me a lot after spending a lot of time playing this game. I even painted some of the cards in real life myself. Great game, great atmospher, leshy is the best!

[@al_6x]

@@zinc2zinc2thats such an awesome idea, ill have to try that out too

[@Sandbag_oj]

I cried at the end after leshy got deleted ngl 😭

[@wolfsongrising]

@@Sandbag_oj same, that was shockingly emotional

[@Sandbag_oj]

@wolfsongrising1411 SPOILER WARNING! Exactly!! It's when you realize leshy's true intentions. Not to kill you, but to make sure you have a good time. It's easy to see when the scale gets deleted, and he states that they don't have to keep score. He just wants the player to have fun.

[@christiantwichell1375]

The stoat after literally every round: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

[@austinminer5739]

Markiplier, while being King of the Squirrels he is, kept from sacrificing his subjects to bring stronger creatures

[@aoxgam3r274]

hmm

[@thepinapple8829]

They are contributing to a worthy cause, it's fine Edit: I just realized I misread the comment, you meant he didn't sacrifice his sunjects

[@blobjorn3248]

Mark: "God I wish I had something I could play." Me: "SQUIRREL MARK! DRAW A FUCKING SQUIRREL!!"

[@FlayedFather]

I seriously think he forgot that was an option

[@taylorhillard4868]

He was doing okay at first, but once he started getting more cards he just like forgot what squirrels are for, lol.

[@thechugg4372]

"What does the mule do" "JUST READ THE CARD DESCRIPTION"

[@krisymac3514]

Same!!!

[@helpmereachto69ksubs]

"Congratulations to those who were found this comment"

[@Kingofthenerds51]

I just beat this game literally like 30 minutes ago, and Mark absolutely refusing to draw a squirrel is driving me insane haha

[@MoonlightHaven]

This single video precisely tells us how Mark is a master at reflexes and quick thinking (FNAF) but a horrible strategist and analyzer 😭

[@Thelitletrainthtcud]

Idk this video shows no quick reflexes. Other than quick to complain about his cards costs whilst also opting to never touch the squirrels

[@JesusRodriguez-rs8jq]

@@Thelitletrainthtcud and? keep crying

[@FatherDinny]

@@JesusRodriguez-rs8jq keep crying? Mate grow up lol

[@gmiill]

@@Thelitletrainthtcud Yeah OP didn't say that this video showed fast reflexes/thinking, that was about FNAF. I think they mean that this video shows that he's bad at strategy and analyzing

[@bipitybop_]

@@Thelitletrainthtcud do you even watch Markiplier?

[@Pa3ck_T]

it truly is fascinating how mark can make the biggest mistakes possible in the shortest time possible

[@blujae8387]

very true haha

[@michaelm-b4610]

Lol

[@elsat3019]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quilfrey1139]

@Kavetion grow up attention seeker.

[@MoonMoonTM]

@@quilfrey1139 You’re giving them the attention that they want though 💀

[@dr.plague9919]

it physically hurts me to watch mark make this game harder on himself by not drawing SQUIRRELS

[@4isionaeri_]

PLS YES and somehow he still manages to get through the game

[@eeeeee8762]

He’s killing me with his mistakes, I am physically in pain and my mind keeps screaming at me to stop watching because of the many mistakes, please help me

[@actuallysatan236]

Every single KZbinr I've watched play this game keeps stubbornly making that mistake through the whole game. It's so frustrating

[@ginnungagap9793]

Like I have never seen this man so oblivious to game mechanics it's kinda crazy

[@ginnungagap9793]

@@eeeeee8762 nooo bro I'm RIGHT THERE it HURTS to watch this, especially having been a YuGiOh player AND a MTG player.

[@flonkoers]

18:29 Mark has a chance to make his terrible poison cat useful, BUT NO he increases the wolfs damage retaining the cats uselessness

[@guffthebir72]

He in new, calm down

[@Thunder_Thighs173]

People like you are the reason he deleted his undertale playthrough, thanks for ruining it for the rest of us

[@WackyrDrago]

No the game implied the creature would get eaten, you literally cannot blame new players for being cautious.

[@Crasheschick]

it was a risk. chances are that it could have possibly became eaten by the adventurers so it would have been even more useless.

[@fartyturd4084]

I like watching everyone who has played/watched this game before mald at a new player developing and learning as they would have when they were new

[@E44JJ]

I love how in this game, the antagonist is just basically a DM who wants someone to play their game but has the stakes too high and ends up forcing people to play the game.

[@minomann9216]

The antagonist is a player who keeps making the worst possible decisions and somehow surviving sometimes

[@mishyfushiko5175]

That reminds me of a roleplay adventure with French KZbinrs... they were doing some of the worst decisions, but damn, it was hilarious to see them succeed!

[@asilnorahc8910]

@@mishyfushiko5175 Which ones? I might have seen it

[@mishyfushiko5175]

@@asilnorahc8910 The two roleplay games were called "Les Survivants" and "Aventures". Can't remember all the youtubers names, but there was Bob Lennon XD

[@darklordhyper]

WHAT DOES DM MEAN

[@HennryHammerhead]

Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: Does everything he can to make the game more painful on himself

[@friendist9323]

honestly I'm just glad Mark enjoys the game so much- him making mistakes is pretty much how most players will experience Inscryption. Right now, it's a roguelike, which means that as long as he learns from his mistakes, fucking up isn't a bad thing! :oD

[@gmork1090]

He's just doing the 'herp a derp I'm bad at games on purpose and will only actually try if I make it into a series' thing he does.

[@polar906]

I saw this comment when it had 666 likes.

[@nixiestarlight158]

@@polar906 oof.

[@silverhawk6748]

He literally never drew a squirrel which made me so mad but so happy because that is the most painful way to play

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

mark: i cannot summon any of my cards also mark: literally NEVER DRAWS FROM THE FUCKING SQUIRREL DECK

[@littl3evee]

I did the exact same thing when I first played ;u;

[@Zedryx69]

@@littl3evee mark, is that you?

[@kyreestandifer522]

@@littl3evee thats what we call a yikes. I knew to draw squirrels cause I spent too much time on MTG and YuGiOh

[@ManoredRed]

@@kyreestandifer522 Ye. To be fair a lot of knowledge of how to play card games are accumulated, since they tend to have similar mechanics. If you're experienced with the likes of MTG, Hearthstone, etc, you immediately know how to recognize a good card, what are good synergies, that your deck needs a balance of big and cheap cards, etc.

[@kyreestandifer522]

@@ManoredRed Yeah when I saw Cat and 3 blood I was like hmm beautiful setup card

[@Gartoons]

I love the quick transformation in voicing Leshy when Mark realises what his vibe is.

[@-Miasimon]

I like how Jack plotted everything out, planned ahead, and used strategy on the first boss. But couldn't beat him. Mark just yeets himself at the board twice and wins.

[@rafasilva1265]

This game is seriously not that difficult. Jack played "correctly", but the boss expects that. mark did whatever, and it happened to work.

[@B-rex395]

Never underestimate the power of a maxed out luck stat.

[@samofsamnation7523]

@@B-rex395 Mark really does have his stats as Luck: 100 and Charisma: 100 but everything else is 0.

[@hondaaccord1399]

And then we were robbed of the rest of his playthrough 😭

[@RandoSando.]

Mark: *gives the immortal cat the ability to instakill enemies Also Mark: *Doesn't give the cat the ability to deal damage*

[@monkyznblondz]

Yeah I was staring at the screen with a furrowed brow, thinking about that the whole time

[@blightsteel101]

Game: I am literally showing you my next moves so that you can prepare for them Mark: Gee golly, who could have foreseen these brilliant enemy outplays

[@thegoombaboishow]

mark’s voice for leshy is leshy’s canon voice

[@1th_to_comment.]

Dang bro, it seems you've been selected by robots.

[@shannonrobbins59]

It really do be a bot moment

[@Rye-sq4fx]

P03 wants to know your location

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@muhammaddaddau get out of here PO3

[@NekoNekoPanic]

Mark: "I'm gonna do this the right way!" Also Mark: **Continues to NOT draw squirrels, thereby not being able to play the cards in his hand.** Also also Mark: **Does a sacrifice event backwards.** Still Mark: **Doesn't right click to read what the sigils mean.** Markimoo: "I need to attack the pack mule." **Doesn't attack the pack mule.**

[@theturtlefromjojo1934]

I mean its not that much of a big deal, his deck will get reset later on multiple times.

[@Messmer_the_impaler-serpent]

@@theturtlefromjojo1934 Yeah but its funny to see him fail to do easy things , like to choose a 3 blood cost for his death card

[@darktangent10]

Omg I was screaming at him the whole damn video, like whyyyy

[@JonesCrimson]

He should totally still do more, though.

[@Messmer_the_impaler-serpent]

@@JonesCrimson agree , and he should do like another video once he finish the game where he do all thé secret he missed

[@FrankDaTank94]

Mark: “ I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THESE OTHER ABILITIES DO!” Also Mark: **doesn’t click the book to see what the abilities do**

[@thirtysauce9294]

It was frustrating me the whole time

[@crazyb7039]

Its mark, it's the one thing he does that's funny and frustrating

[@arti6okk]

I wish Mark learned this game to a genius level as he did with GTHO

[@danielhernandez0111]

I love how Mark voices the antagonist in this game. He adds so much more depth to this game by his gameplay. Love it.

[@HayateAyasaki1995]

He really does make it feel so different. I'm playing the game after watching his video and it doesn't feel as interesting without his voice....

[@WhistlingWillow]

Me too! Reminded me of his voice for Mr. Midnight. A slight change in cadence and pauses makes both the Dungeon Master (?) and Mr. Midnight such starkly different characters.

[@TarnishedLuck]

He is too proud of his voice

[@eyitsaperson]

@@TarnishedLuck hes fine

[@DuckWarrior210]

Mark: I need to kill the mule. Also Mark: precedes to put a creature in every spot BUT where the mule is

[@josmarrubenbodan3906]

Mark: **draws only cards from his deck** squirrels: finally, inner peace

[@tombkings6279]

Sacrifices mustn't be made

[@halfonbreak1429]

god this makes me angy

[@tophermeeks5591]

This stressed me out to no end xD

[@alastairstuart5800]

@@tophermeeks5591 It was so painful I stopped watching. This was probably one of the worse videos from Markiplier and that makes me sad. Repeating things can be funny, too many times loses the humour, though it is entirely subjective of course.

[@olliegisellie]

@@alastairstuart5800 it’s not that big of a deal lmao

[@rylanward7039]

Mark: Actively sabotages himself Also Mark: Gets past second boss on second try.

[@LordVader1094]

First boss*

[@kallielastname8050]

Hes so stupid but smart that it's genius.

[@DUUFFACE55]

The definition of Fail Faster

[@YelloWool]

It still feels really strange every time Mark references Unus Annus.

[@missasoup]

Like an undiscovered relic he happened to know of

[@justkarkat9575]

Whats a yellowool doing here

[@RenstashMCDS]

It's really nice though to have experienced it. Those videos made 2020 a lot more bearable!! Lots of laughs

[@Wolfna_Fandom]

hi yello im big fan of u, kier, dev and boosfer :)

[@MistowZ]

He references what? Strangely, I can't remember

[@ManoredRed]

I love how Mark does the voices. He even adapted himself to the Prospector extremely fast, immediately getting where the game was going with that.

[@gossamer999]

Playing this game, I managed to make a death card that was unkillable, cost NOTHING and had a five attack power. It won me the whole game

[@myxccblkotyx3116]

Same, pal. However, mine had flight. Overpowered literally everything.

[@gossamer999]

@@myxccblkotyx3116 Hell yeah, RAD. a 5 power flight, if you can get it out first turn is literally a 1 turn win.

[@crablord8499]

Mine had 4 attack and trifurcation!

[@phoenixchampion7]

I've yet to hear of something that trumps ManlyBadAssHeroes first deathcard. 7 Attack, 7 Health, Bifurcated Strike, Poison, all for the low cost of NOTHING

[@JustJordynNZ]

I never got to draw it, but was able to create a card that was a 7/7 no cost that returned to my hand whenever it was slain.

[@imthebestmayne122]

Watching Mark endlessly draw anything but squirrel cards is probably the most infuriating experience I have had all week.

[@somedude1887]

For real, every time he picked up a card from his deck instead of a squirrel card is so annoying

[@GameGodZERO]

I was dying everytime he mentioned not being able to play anything but still pulling from his deck

[@LAIDAN22]

I thought i was the only one, glad others noticed lol

[@minorjuniorprivatenegative3297]

it makes me empathize with the murderer guy fr like if i saw people doin that in a game i set up id go crazy too

[@limegreenracerpro3369]

Not gonna lie, I feel like he could've enchanted his Stoat alot better, and payed more attention to what the cards were going to do.

[@Ironmat98]

Comments: Mark made a lot of bad choices Me: I don't get it, he just lost his infinite cat! Mark: *sacrifices a talking card to the Warden* Me: I see

[@Kosmovonschnops]

Mark: IM SCREWED Me: MAYBE YOU WOULDNT BE IF YOU GOT SOME SQUIRLLES

[@zenlikestate96]

Anyone else develop an irrevocable emotional attachment to Stoat the second he was revealed as sentient? No? Just me?

[@infinityquartz4744]

Yeah it was a pretty quick attachment for me

[@cookiemantv1411]

Yea same

[@ballekitt5001]

Extremely attached and then extreme pain

[@Depressed_Spider]

It is a false friend, yes, but the stinkbug is much worse.

[@NoobGaming-oy9zo]

@@Depressed_Spider I played through the whole game, personally I like the stink bug because it compliments you if you make a good play

[@marypevey9567]

He gives the cat, who can't attack, the poison that can kill anything when he could have given the adder the ability of the cat to be sacrificed indefinitely while maintaining the attack capability.

[@warmchoccy]

You wouldn't want to put many lives on a 2 cost card, as that means getting it in your topdeck means you can't play it immediately

[@TruffleSeeker54]

@@warmchoccy I was hoping he would improve the cat's power at the fire, since that would've made it waaay more useful if it could attack, but nope

[@justine4581]

@@TruffleSeeker54 he was scared the dudes would just end up eating it, cause the game kept making allusions to such a thing happening

[@brandontanner97]

Indeed. The list of errors is long.

[@onebilliontacos3405]

I was hoping Mark would give the stoat the cats ability. It is nice that he acknowledges it though.

[@cousinslim]

He just makes the wrong move every time. Every single move he makes such a bad decision. Now I'm invested to see him grow out of it

[@annabassirou]

😭

[@hfyrisha]

Ikr😭😂

[@raptros]

Hmmm salty tears, cry some more xD

[@doommedd]

@@raptros 🤡

[@nobelium4487]

He always complains about the card costs being too high but never chooses rabbits 😭

[@walkingcontradiction3962]

That stinky card thingy : "Hello :)" Mark: "Sacrifice!" That physically hurt, for real

[@wubbinz]

Stab! Stab! Stab!

[@emilsmithsomething6]

Favorite moment by far was Mark automatically smiling for the camera then looking so crestfallen whe the game immediately was like "you don't need to smile"

[@twilihuntress6964]

Markiplier complaining so hard about not being able to play cards, but he’s not grabbing squirrels to sacrifice to play the cards

[@ohyeahyeah5328]

no

[@yewniii5356]

it pained me every time he did that

[@BiggieD17]

I think the worst part is if he decides to just sit down and look through the game for 5 minutes, he'll know exactly how to beat it. And that anonys me as much as watching him make th esimple mistakes. Cause he is a good gamer, he's just blissfully ignorant going into new games, and I envy that cause I wish i could blindly jump into a game without a care in the world and enjoy it to this degree. But it'll be interesting to see him stumble his way through it untill he decides to attempt to fully do a strategic playthrough

[@sarafontanini7051]

it seems he completely forgot the purpose of the squirrel deck completely by the end there

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@ohyeahyeah5328 ?

[@IHATEBAYLE]

It hurt me physically that he didn't give the bunny effect to the cockroach, the card that can be played multiple times in succession.

[@raptorpeep2622]

the cockroach is quite expensive to play more than once sue to its 4 bone cost, so i would say the skink would also be a good option cause tail do be whacky sometime

[@jamesr1757]

He wouldn’t use his squirrels

[@krisnir1031]

Could also be for the ouroboros though he doesn’t have it yet

[@somerandomdude8837]

23:22 "Please choose the card to draw the cost from" Mark: _Chooses the card with higher cost_

[@caucaznazn22]

I feel like Mark treated this more like a horror game than he did a card game. Admittedly, it's got strong elements in both genres, but it's clear which one Mark's more of an expert at, lol.

[@coenx1]

"Expert" is a strong word..... but yeah.

[@LukeAps]

This man is excellent at sales driving. He frustrates the audience into buying the game to competently beat themselves.

[@Snowclimb]

*I literally just checked the store page and debated it for this exact reason*

[@blueroses4112]

For me it was watching Mark play Slime Rancher 😅

[@justachillfridge1075]

Holy shit you read my mind

[@RandomPerson59]

It's just like those ads for those horrible mobile games they show you very bad gameplay so you feel obligated to download the game yourself and do it the right way

[@matthewsimon6170]

Considering how significantly he improved, yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he did that at the start.

[@liamwang2416]

Mark's refusal to draw squirrels just enrages me in a different way lmao

[@galaxion2857]

facts

[@Someone-lg6di]

One time i got squirels add ants to hand beat the final boss that way

[@grandshadowseal]

Perhaps he's refusing to sacrifice his subjects after all he is the king of the squirrels! 😂

[@SleepyOcto]

It was the exact opposite source of rage in jackspedicey's video where all he ever drew were the fucking squirrels

[@Theawesomebobsense]

I literally screamed when mark chose a rabbit hole instead of his own overpowered card

[@MYRRH-cs1yc]

Can we all just appreciate how the voice mark gave for the creepy monster. It fits the character perfectly. Even the tone of the voice with certain lines. It really felt like the voice was part of the game.

[@jjjamie3935]

and the way he can switch between the character voices too is pretty neat

[@fbichan9418]

I'm surprised the creators didn't hire him to provide a voice for the narrator

[@bipitybop_]

It's just a guy though, not a monster.

[@azoregod144]

@@bipitybop_ no, its Leshy(russian forest demon)

[@bipitybop_]

@@azoregod144 damn, I know russian and I didn't connect the two. Now that you mention it, he does look like леший

[@FallenQueenOfCrows]

Mark: we have to attack the pack mule also mark: **puts cards in every other lane**

[@cezzy_1496]

That hade weak lmao 🤣

[@user-xp7fz5rj9c]

I wanna play this game so that I can draw a lot of squirrel cards which will help me heal myself internally.

[@radracoon194]

NO BECAUSE SAME, I LOVE MARK BUT THIS HURTS😭

[@RadiantSkiddMarx]

13:14 I never noticed that until now, theres a skeleton hand on the right side of the safe, and it hides when you approach it.

[@bubblewrappedkitty]

Holy shit! I'd never noticed that before either and now I'm haunted

[@sillypplproductions2]

The fact that Mark makes so many weird choices that had me metaphorically pulling at my hair makes me want to play the game and do it "right" lmao

[@cassiecarte9110]

@@annoyanceking LITERALLY! I was screaming when he didn't do that, it would have fixed one of his mistakes and made that card pretty good actually!

[@imthebestmayne122]

"Weird" is a funny synonym for horrendous.

[@petrwarthursty2011]

That’s how they make you download mobile games with those stupid fucking ads

[@LeagueofLegendsFun]

There's def a lot of youtubers that make me want to do that. It makes me wonder what games he's really into, like his darkwood series makes me think he really liked it. Then you have this game where it seems he's just playing it play it

[@BlueStreakStudio]

Mark: Why can't I summon anything?? Also Mark: Never draws a Squirrel

[@Shadowcat31]

I literally just yelled at my tv "OMG PICK A FREAKING SQUIRELL MARK!! THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON!" Its so funny to watch people play this because you can immediately tell who has played a few deck building games before and who hasn't really lol

[@tasya_nabila]

I don't know if he just ignorant or just wanna make things hard for him... It's stressed me out seeing him never draw a squirrel

[@Qrow022]

I havent watched the video yet and I'm looking through the comments and lord what am I in for

[@obi-wancanoli2926]

@@Shadowcat31 I dont get why people yell at a youtube video it just seems stupid

[@Shadowcat31]

@@obi-wancanoli2926 oh it totally is lol I usually don't, I guess I just got that frustrated🤣 I did take a deep breath and calmed down, didn't yell after that just laughed mostly

[@Darklight65583]

"But do keep your hands off my possessions." Mark: *TOUCHES EVERYTHING*

[@damienvieres]

Mark: "yeah, Memento Mori to you too" Me: *chokes on air for two minutes*

[@ez_bee]

The physical pain i felt when mark wouldn’t read what the sigils meant, wouldn’t draw squirrels and just honestly ignored common sense when playing this game was torture. still fun tho😂 (Yo why are so many people liking this😆 thanks y’all)

[@larkasmr1128]

Sammmee I've never even played this game before and it was like torture watching that little book show up when he hovered over the card symbols and he'd go "what does this mean?!" But not click on it💔💔

[@rogthepirate4593]

Yeah ... Fire: Says *exactly* what it does Mark: "Yea I don't think it does what it says it does" Fire: Does exactly what it says it does Me: * facepalm *

[@narfdc2043]

Tbh the most my brain hurt was when he made a zero damage creature meant for sacrificing poisonous when he coulda made his six health turtle poisonous and basically a stone wall that can’t be killed or survived.

[@rogthepirate4593]

@@narfdc2043 aye. But even so, he *could've* made the poisonous cat actually useful at the fire, but he decided on being a dumdum instead lol

[@Sansanvi_Inanis]

He might not play TCG type games thats all. Havent seen him play Hearthstone, Yugioh, MTG, ect. So its possible he just is new to this genre

[@zafirah16]

As someone who loves TCG's, in particular, Magic, watching Mark not look at the rule book and NOT DRAW FUCKING SQUIRRELS is dealing me psychic damage. Mark ilysm please... Please just pay attention.

[@kellanlevi5663]

Mark has contracted Gamegrumpitis, a disease effecting youtube gamers wherein one loses the ability to comprehend games with more than one mechanic

[@elizacarrie7433]

I watched this video first, then the Jacksepticeye video that released afterward and when he started looking at the book (I’m not a resource card gamer, and know not of such) I was like SEAN THIS WAS AN OPTION???? PLEASE TEXT MARK AND TELL HIM

[@raptros]

@@kellanlevi5663 you're watching it wrong... if you watch Mark and the grumps for their gaming skills and not the D club stories, you're doing it wrong. Don't worry we're all incompetent at something, you're incompetence is at watching videos.

[@Noelle0113]

@@raptros Professional Markiplier fanboy over here

[@arthur_r626]

TCGs?

[@gianroque968]

Mark, quite literally, has had the worst start to this game I have ever seen, which is amazing considering he managed to surpass the Prospector. Also why won’t he draw a damn squirrel card T_T

[@ShadeTavish]

This is the same man that in this video got told what rabbit hole did and then somehow in the span of 5 seconds took it to mean that it gave him infinite rabbits

[@CatCatCat19]

I havent even played Inscryption but seeing him not pull a squirrel was extremely painful

[@arendking]

@@ShadeTavish If he put it on the cockroach he could have made a pseudo-infinite rabbit farm

[@callak_9974]

Considering he regularly forgets things shown in many game tutorials, or even things shown to him to do within minutes, it is not a surprise. But it makes things funny in their own way.

[@Sharicite]

@@CatCatCat19 well you kinda don't need to play the game to feel the pain, any basic understanding to a card game with sacrifices/resources will give enough pain watching this vid. I've only played MtG for a short bit in college and just the basic rules from that game is enough to inform me how much missplays was made in this vid.

[@flodobird]

This series really solidified how good Mark really is at voices. Wouldn’t be the same with out it

[@EzrealOnline]

except stinkbug but at the same time I am hoping that he realizes that she is a woman soon (havent watched the entire series yet)

[@brandonsg1367]

All his skill went to voices and none went to actually playing the game correctly

[@rowneko]

Jack: *plans, wins, discovers the subplot and advances in the story very fast* Mark: *the same but by complete accident* I like the completely different playthroughs they are doing xD

[@Delnyque]

I love jack couldn’t win the boss battle by carefully planning and mark somehow did in the second try

[@k1llsh0t_87]

you say playthrough like jack actually made a second video

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

So Jack is Yugi and Mark is Joey (if you get the reference congratulations)

[@mingusog7036]

I don't think Mark has ever played a resource based card game in his entire life lmfao

[@bumbabees]

tbh I don't think I've ever seen him play one before. he's...doing better than I could, though. I cannot understand card games for the life of me.

[@raptros]

Who has? I didn't even know about those until mark played it

[@Doubler_Z]

@@raptros ...what? I feel like basically every single collectible card game is resource based lol

[@zemog_oil]

@@Doubler_Z I would like to introduce to you something called Yu-Gi-Oh...

[@yetan0theruser]

@@zemog_oil I mean, even then certain monsters can't be played without sacrificing others that are on the board, others can be fused to become an entirely different stronger monster.... There's still quite a fair amount of resource management in Yu-Gi-Oh, even if it isn't as major as other collectible card game.

[@strawbebbiepie]

mark: “i’m going to do this the right way!” also mark: *does it in the worst ways possible*

[@jacobjohnson4072]

Can we just talk about the creepy cadence he immediately slipped into when doing the lines for his opponent? I swear, it fits so well

[@deadrussianliberal2897]

Mark has reached the apex of his development as a human and content creator, where any game with more than one mechanic is too complicated.

[@whitefang2312]

LMAO

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

Mark has contracted GameGrumpitis

[@bat6684]

Mark is now a game journalist

[@etherwxlf]

Actually really difficult seeing Mark just NOT get Squirrels. If you don't know by now, the entire loop of the game is to draw squirrels so you have a means to summon your actual cards.

[@xaviercreed2300]

i don’t get it, he seems to be doing fine, what are squirrels useful for

[@etherwxlf]

@@xaviercreed2300 At that point in the game they're the only reliable way to summon attack/defense creatures lol the game has a pretty standard gameplay loop: Draw squirrels, summon, draw squirrels, summon. Problem is, Mark wasn't drawing any Squirrels at all and just summon creatures, meaning he either wouldn't be able to summon or he would have to sacrifice attack creatures just to summon an attack creature that probably wouldn't be more of a benefit.

[@OranDoesThings]

Game: Literally just draw a single squirrel or draw 10 creatures that require sacrifices. Mark: **Hand full of 6 wolves, 3 ants, and a stoat** Damn, this game hard.

[@XailuFox]

I felt like he was understanding the game, and then he got to the "mini game boards" for extra cards. Then he just ignored the squirrel deck for the rest of the video

[@malifor2210]

I feel like for Mark he was thinking hoarding and sacrificing power cards is better than gathering resources (squirrels) and then building up.

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

Can you guys explain this game to me? 😅 The cards can only attack what's directly in front of it?

[@XailuFox]

@@malifor2210 Alright that sounds like Mark

[@XailuFox]

@@alexandregrand-pierre1981 Yes, unless the card has a special trait that let's it move to the side and such

[@isaiahthomason3998]

Pack Mule: *moves to the right* Mark: "Oh, the pack mule moves left."

[@darrylbonczkiewicz1860]

Mark doesn't mirror people. He automatically considered it as sitting in the opponents seat.

[@isaiahthomason3998]

@@darrylbonczkiewicz1860 nah, he's just kinda dumb. It's one of the appealing things about him. I can relate to being dumb.

[@SableGear]

As an MtG player, watching Mark refuse to draw squirrels was so, so painful. MARK YOU NEED YOUR MANA!

[@UltraWeebMaster]

I played this game from launch as an mtg player. Being able to choose whether or not you want to draw mana is something I still dream about.

[@Jynxedlove]

My service dog was so confused as to why I was shouting "Squirrels!" We are traveling right now and I realized he was looking everywhere for his Squirrel toys and getting sad he couldn't find them for me.

[@noahketcheson9405]

same lol

[@MaryLuCrafts]

I'm sitting here dying as this man refuses to draw. I admit that I haven't played much MtG, but I grew up watching my brothers play and I just could not handle his lack of resource managment!

[@kaisermaximal8123]

Inscryption: "You must forfeit your very soul" Yu-Gi-Oh players: "First time?"

[@Abraxez]

It's funny cause its true

[@greensugar3315]

LMAO

[@TR-qf2gt]

Yu-Gi-Oh not only requires us to forfeit our soul, but also our wallets

[@RiveroftheWither]

Mark, you need to remember you can draw squirrels in the second pile... You can place multiple sacrificial creatures (squirrels, rabbits, etc) and sacrifice them all in one turn. Just drawing creatures keeps screwing you over because you have nothing to sacrifice to summon them.

[@berrybombs248]

This series holds a special place in my heart not for a very normal way at least i dont think so. This series came out whilst i was transitioning from AIT to my first duty station and I had only watched this episode whilst i was in processing and i remember this great deal of sadness as i was on my own for the first time in my life in a part of the country i had never been in before far away from the people i knew. Especially with this series being so close to Thanksgiving/ Christmas it was especially sad but I would come home from doing whatever paperwork I had to do or gear i had to get to a empty barracks room with nothing but a laptop and 2 duffle bags worth of stuff but just to feel that sense of almost home i would watch these videos watching the snow fall outside before finally falling asleep and it made life a lot less depressing while i was watching these videos so thanks mark for always being there, i also use these videos to gauge just how long I've been here so now im at 2 months and some change. Anyways if you read this i appreciate it. Sorry for the grammatical errors its 2 in the morning and im on my phone.

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

I just love how Mark draw too many of his cards and Jack draw too many squirrel. Like they need to combine forces or something.

[@sisbalog6001]

Idk i feel like Jack understood the game much better than mark. Like combining cards, drawing squirrels, PUTTING THE CARDS WHERE HE WONT GET ATTACKED INSTEAD OF ALWAYS BEING ON THE OFFENSE. Yk, the whole card aspect of it

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

@@sisbalog6001 yeah he definitely did but he kept drawing more squirrels than needed. But yeah he definitely played well

[@victoriaflores8983]

Mark: puts the snake' ability on a card with no attack power Mark: gets the opportunity to raise any card's attack power by one Me: "give it to your cat" Mark: picks a wolf Me: NO

[@SirBroadsword]

Most of his early mistakes are quite understandable. It's common for new players to use their first campfire on the wrong card, thinking it's a trap. And trust me, I've seen _way_ worse.

[@Glitche0275]

We almost had an immortal, insta-kill cat.

[@zanyawesome30]

Exactly my train if thought initially was if the cat can't die it's the one card you could power up and have survive the encounter and if it did work the cat could attack! Mark though, he's either intentionally playing with us or he's playing 6d chess lol

[@cactusflower9336]

Hey, just saying, the creator of this game also made Pony Island, which Mark played a couple of years ago. That's why he recognized the developers icon :)

[@MothOnFire]

I was getting Pony Island vibes when I was watching, so that makes sense!

[@PrinceLeviathan]

So this game will be a great time

[@xydo4art]

Wooo, Pony Island! I need to rewatch it now

[@Jubbano]

41:30 “Keep me alive.” ( Sacrifices Stoat ) “OH COME O-“

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

"Let's see, we have a bunch of cards needing sacrifices, but let's not draw the squirrels until we get all attack cards" this is painful to watch

[@coffetrueno9791]

16:24 putting poison on the cat was the equivalent of putting a sniper scope on a med pack Edit: 2,128 like and 16 comments on my comment thank you 😊

[@aimbotxd7992]

You couldn't explain it any better

[@coffetrueno9791]

@@aimbotxd7992 thank you

[@vedamaharaj]

AND HE HAD A CHANCE TO WARM THE CAT BY THE FIRE TO MAKE IT USEFUL BUT HE DIDNT

[@coffetrueno9791]

@@vedamaharaj yeas that would have make a pretty decent card

[@kobejordan5564]

This gives greg renko vibes and i like it

[@depresespres4214]

There’s something funny and frustrating watching him play this extremely simple game in the most difficult way possible.

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

Can you explain this game to me?

[@crapsound]

His commentary and the vid's editing for me is quite entertaining. I gave up on expecting him to try to learn to play the game, any game properly. His channel is far too big for him to care about that aspect anymore. Plus he's got a horde of fans that will defend him for it so he can just play around as much as he wants. Don't get me wrong though, again I am still entertained by his gameplay vids. I just threw my expectations about proper gameplay away. I know to look for a different channel for that. As it is always what they say in the first place.

[@Lilfoxinabox]

The thing is, he doesnt even play it that bad compared to other peoples first time. Its impossible for me to watch a new players inscription video without just facepalming while i watch them misplay every other turn. Thats just how games work, you have to learn them.

[@JDReC100]

@@alexandregrand-pierre1981 its a rougue deckbuilder type game. interacting with the environment changes things in the game in one way or another. I will also note that this is a DANIEL MULLENS game. If you don't know about this guy or his previous games, its important to know he tends to have...twists... in his games, and ones you definitely won't be expecting. What you see in this video is not ALL you get. That's all i'll say.

[@paladinstorm]

@@Lilfoxinabox Very much this- I came from watching Sean/Jack play this and he died *twice* to the prospector because he didn't learn from the first time. I almost thought Mark botched it, but he managed to pull a win. He's shooting himself in the foot, but still surprisingly doing very well despite that.

[@DeepFriedChumChum]

Why does Mark refuse to draw a squirrel card?47:50 He literally uses a 4 bone Opossum to summon a one blood ant, instead of using a squirrel.

[@jstar3382]

idiocy

[@veethorn]

ik this comment is rather old, but maybe that's because he's a BEGINNER? maybe because he's getting used to the game?

[@DeepFriedChumChum]

@@veethorn don’t worry this wasn’t supposed to be hostile, I just thought was funny, but this was my first time I had watched inscription, I love mark, but he was being kind of a silly fella with not using squirrels, even as a non-player I could see that from just the 45 minutes of the video that far

[@veethorn]

@@DeepFriedChumChum YEA NO WORRIES sorry if i came off strong, I was more so mad at the other person saying "idiocy" 😭 some people here forget that he was a beginner trying to learn how to play the game correctly, nothing against you though sorry!!

[@ShabtiFoxx]

​@veethorn truthfully, it's not because he is a beginner. It's because he is Mark, so big brained he is stupid when it comes to basic stuff

[@jadet-rex6475]

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. But I love Mark's Let's Plays because he will absolutely play a game wrong and still somehow win in the end.

[@SapphireDragon357]

But boy does he make the game work to let him win.

[@ivymarple3127]

I felt real physical heart break when Mark sacrificed the stink bug :( he was so sweet

[@christianlorrain877]

She, Mark just gave her a male voice because of how the stinkbug looks lol

[@noahdavis7406]

@@christianlorrain877 But also because Mark can't really do female voices 😆

[@emiliaantti6669]

I knooooooowwww 🥺🥺🥺

[@GengUpinIpin]

Does it affect the game? Like i dunno maybe for the long term? Does it give you a bad ending?

[@Depressed_Spider]

@@GengUpinIpin Nope, there is no good ending.

[@chubbybunny6975]

Mark: God I wish I had something to surrender Also Mark: NEVER PICKS ANY SQUIRRELS TO SURRENDER TO DRAW OTHER ANIMALS

[@gabrieljensen8698]

It is awesome to watch Mark move into Leshy's voice when he first speaks, really cool

[@cburn6691]

It's the voice I hear when I play it! Lol

[@bdzk8331]

the actual rage I feel when seeing mark with the wolf pelt and not putting it down or even just drawing a creature rather than a bloody squirrel has never been so real to me until this moment in time.

[@DJPantspis_er]

@@potatostomatos putting the pelt down doesn't remove the pelt tho.

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

​@@potatostomatosA cards death doesn't remove it from your deck. You'd still keep the pelt if you used it as a defense.

[@rgs_goat-xb7wp]

@@TheCapitalLetterM Is that not what they were saying? Putting the pelt down *doesn't* remove the pelt

[@sysyteplus2622]

dont they mean using the pelt to tank damage

[@JunkyardBashSteve]

I was seriously getting heated when Mark kept drawing from his deck instead of the squirrels and then said "I have nothing to play here" buddy you did it to yourself. over and over and over again.

[@ebathecrisisbird454]

this is just a game pls chill out. also its kind of been a joke for a long time that he loves squirrels so hes probably playing into that. he isnt here to play it properly its just for entertainment

[@Ynox54321]

And then he uses a card that costs bones to sacrifice for a card with slightly better values, instead of just using a squirrel XD

[@pumpkinspatch9614]

@@ebathecrisisbird454 if anyone needs to chill here its u mate

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@ebathecrisisbird454 People are allowed to complain. GTFO

[@jayharv285]

@@ebathecrisisbird454 I mean I can see why they complain though. There's having fun and being funny and then there is just playing the game completely wrong when the game even helps you on what to do

[@haro_yemon]

in this episode we see mark go up against his worst enemy, himself.

[@luxluther436]

Markiplier: That one kid that messes up all the formulas yet gets 100% on the test