MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN

[@mr.puffin8281]

10:02 Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine. 10 seconds later Dragon: hey how ya doin.

[@cheetahboy0127]

It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny

[@PreCodZ]

Hey how u doin :me im poor

[@maxk2799]

Dragon: bonjour

[@ToucOrSomething]

Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”

[@vqmp_bloodlystt]

YASSSSSSSS

[@cleasfam7112]

Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much. Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@nicolaschang6316]

20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

[@TheAimirak]

XD

[@BambooSh0t]

i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

[@krystanhitz8260]

0 3 0

[@yoda8677]

“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else” Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper? “Take it all I’m made of money”

[@melodybutbetter]

Lol so true

[@pywang2212]

All for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

Anything for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being

[@yoda8677]

@@paisleighyt6153 yeah

[@michaeldantonio9009]

Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!” Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”

[@lorecianvanderklaauw704]

450th like :D

[@Rosie-Posie777..]

I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂

[@Ggnoreongfr]

Hey I’m 700th

[@awesomerinc.8553]

"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

[@c.i.m.1984]

Bruh moment

[@Winter_lights]

Ikr?

[@stormtmad9865]

XD

[@sydneyleston5240]

Oh so humble

[@oofiscool32]

But the town was happy

[@clarahornmarkvardsen2515]

I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

[@Nonsensical0g]

I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

[@kentrellmartin4674]

@@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference

[@justjoeking2414]

Shhhhhh

[@thatporkguy2655]

I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

[@souplivious7477]

Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

[@weathermill2000]

yep its markiplier logic

[@Concavinator]

Tbh I would also

[@gotgunpowder]

She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.

[@serspritztomb]

And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him

[@nickbenedict1816]

who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb

[@Fauna-dj8ku]

the knight was my favourite character, he stayed loyal with us till the end. I hope he got to work on his self-confidence a little, though :D

[@angrypotato8289]

"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others" Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

[@TazJustTaz]

“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

[@phoenixair11]

@Delete me true

[@dzeatz]

Fr

[@moyai6618]

In space with barberplier

[@Rachel-zf4cr]

how is that a paradox?

[@thehumanpotato2844]

You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

[@animuchan6136]

good find potato guy

[@thehumanpotato2844]

@@animuchan6136 why thank you

[@paolalopez6135]

Or the person he would have eaten

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

This is why you are the smartest potato i know

[@thehumanpotato2844]

Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

"Why did the chicken kill-" *Grandma walks in* "Grandma!"

[@erbiba342]

the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

[@pathecat_]

Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

[@BlazeMisty]

I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

[@habibi42069]

@@BlazeMisty same😂

[@ERIXDD]

HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

[@kyleerobbins9988]

*Knight returns successfully from his mission* Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

[@hiimdedinside-gr2md]

A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

[@RongDMemer]

Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there If i was a queen and my knight did that I'm clapping for him

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

[@RongDMemer]

@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

[@Roland_Furioso-z27]

​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

[@fubsh]

3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier: 1. Grandma 2. Magic 3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

[@Sophie-kk8tx]

Unless gramma offers her earnings

[@couchpotato3285]

@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

[@buttergaming4988]

Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

[@purplefox6436]

@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

[@couchpotato3285]

@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

[@cerebrumcausam8762]

mark: *gets angry* grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

[@Bert988]

Grandma gives him a cookie

[@jilly0412]

Mr. Heart mask XD

[@jawsplayz]

Mr. Heart mask LMAO

[@snownoodles3129]

Timothy2007 iiii

[@bloop3368]

Getting over it: I am inevitable

[@piggwardd]

Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage Wizard: screws him over Mark: starts crying

[@goaway6193]

*tears of rage emerge*

[@lemonboylpsproductions._.4890]

Yes lol

[@nuggetboi2886]

5 seconds later: “hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”

[@saagard8]

Gardener: can I have workers Mark:sure Gardener:equips dadric ring Mark:NANI

[@jessiebouyea1815]

Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!

[@theletterm8865]

i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

[@melliferou]

The original Himbo is the blacksmith

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Town: is suffering *HEAVILY* Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful

[@bepisenjoyer]

Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)

[@andreaandem2001]

Only grandma can live happily

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash

[@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876]

Its. Grandma.

[@ishidamitsunari5653]

It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma

[@Ghost-hr3rq]

Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?" ...And I probably would too-

[@Radiowo_]

true

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

[@boredned1astv544]

I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

[@DesolateLavender]

Is grandma magical?

[@tolm1n301]

My worst fears: -Wasps -Death -Markiplier speaking french

[@erin5599]

I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes

[@tolm1n301]

@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣

[@mugitude]

ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death

[@SVasilovich]

420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘

[@Cat.Star.25.]

Its 469

[@etienneleroi9515]

This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite KZbin video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week

[@eldritchpancakes]

Completely agreed!

[@xp-snipes6795]

Mark: has at least eight hundred gold Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@awesomesauceTN234]

Mark: has eight hundred gold The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[@苏艳芬]

he has 2000

[@Bappers489]

gawld

[@cheesecrusader9635]

Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else* *grandma comes in* Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

[@axolotlboi8920]

That is so funny 😂

[@jamesryan3641]

Ikr lol

[@NonSkrapple]

17:07

[@daedoingthings4595]

@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

[@dollykumo2959]

@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

[@maskgaming6637]

Mark: *angry* “Grandma walks in” Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

[@teganwilliams6306]

Yea I agree

[@GG11VR]

Star Platinum ZA WARUDO

[@caniputmyballsinurjaws6985]

@@GG11VRDio every single sec

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

angy*

[@ch3rry955]

@@CatMasksSideChannel you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?

[@donovantibbels307]

I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.

[@phnxraptor]

"Last time I played this was 2 years ago" It's time again, Mark. It's time.

[@aidenpommee766]

The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

[@dxnt_bxthxr]

i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people don't ask when i lost my sanity

[@mac6na6na26]

It is time.

[@dirt_veggie9240]

@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

[@99fears51]

IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

[@linseyadams3990]

Random Person: hi- Mark: GET OUT Grandma: hi- Mark: hello Grandma so nice to see you its been so long

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams since I’ve last seen my son

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 what?

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams fnaf 2 song refrence

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 😄oh right heh

[@peepobeepo9151]

Delicious French Toast Gamer Lost to that monster

[@explolsivecake2045]

Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns

[@thewaterleaf7929]

nice one! underrated!

[@mataiolozada3829]

Thanks

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

Agreed.

[@cl_low7758]

Wizard: Brings physical pain to him

[@lowheadvarney158]

Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell

[@belowfactual]

4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old

[@Sofia-k7m2o]

EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u

[@AlainaMorrow-gi5yd]

For me it's been 5 years

[@isotopebestsongfr]

5 years later and i still love it..

[@SCK-47]

true

[@MumboJ]

Mark: "This seems like a good place to end." Game: "You have now completed the game." It was that simple all along.

[@CallMeVidd]

I just lost the game

[@lauriejohnston7921]

vidd why.... WHY!?

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr XD

[@optimusprime1690]

Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad. Markiplier: "No screw you Wizard: "But ill do it with magic. Markiplier: "Take them all!

[@edragon2599]

That is true

[@ajcabahug4636]

@@edragon2599 ey

[@edragon2599]

Ye

[@TheRealJesvs]

The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary

[@TheLionPerson]

666th like lmao

[@chickenpugget7049]

Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?" Mark: "uhhh..." *Ad plays*

[@jamescano820]

Law&order

[@darkmark7366]

Didn't meet any ads lulz

[@bestboi2945]

We will be right back

[@marcury4137]

QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

[@sanstheskeleton1906]

OMG it happened 2 me 2

[@eldritchpancakes]

Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.

[@LEFF-NUT]

Wanna talk about it?

[@firecapgaming2617]

"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!" "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

[@shredderx3290]

HYPOCRITE

[@theonewithheadphones498]

Oof

[@unicorniagamer7558]

Which aliens?

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

FireCap Gaming exactly

[@savannah0918]

@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien

[@normallymute0131]

I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.

[@s0lacee]

even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is

[@Slashernate]

She is the true mvp

[@brookecraddock90]

yes TwT

[@sam-qt7cy]

Your not a weirdo

[@deadaccount233]

@@sam-qt7cy >:(

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today? Mark: yeas I am Random dude: * dies *

[@jamesdanson6433]

“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**

[@lulashlyn728]

@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”

[@REDACTED_515]

Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

[@iceninja1997]

"Why are there so many french people in this game?" Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

[@Omega-lq9zk]

Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

[@Regener8Plays]

@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

[@vinnie3731]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

[@Regener8Plays]

@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

[@scarMAPs]

grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!" mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*

[@tobyfox2711]

I mean it did help him get more people

[@spoopy3963]

Grandma must never know

[@saagard8]

Todd Howard:it just works

[@saagard8]

@Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german

[@Rambiz]

saagard8 ._.”

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Wizard: *kills everyone with magic” Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“ _Grandma walks in_ Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!

[@jellyscorner9618]

BEANNN

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake

[@jimmydean8688]

Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

[@VGmaster1314]

I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

[@tasuu_]

VGmaster1314 I know.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTEE35E5E

[@willpenhall4679]

Ohhh I’m so proud of you!

[@Stallingsru]

CHARA ???

[@wintersnightlazzo]

very

[@ajthesilly69]

I agree

[@chaingigan7545]

Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor. He wasn't say not to magic after all.

[@thickskulls]

Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up. But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

[@coronacyrus2499]

⁠or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.

[@lauralbranch]

How to fuel a gambling addiction: *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

[@LaserDawg]

*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*

[@drakesomerset129]

*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*

[@Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh]

Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG

[@lauralbranch]

When did this get 1.4k likes?

[@neuroticallynecrotic]

@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K

[@tabinb.6984]

this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-* *grandma walks in* Mark: oh hi grandma!

[@waimunlaiwai2668]

Markipliers bruh moment

[@josuedominguez-delatorre735]

@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.

[@Coinull]

17:30

[@marianth2000]

Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH

[@edithbautistamarquez6175]

It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

[@leonkennedyfan]

Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

[@urara-chan8464]

I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

[@Ch1ck0n]

Mea to

[@nagiswrld]

Uh wears the bleach?

[@GMilkMan]

Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

[@leokim47]

I love how it suddenly went from making alliances to *summoning people from alternate timelines to grow your empire*

[@lilatheproxy3485]

i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

[@alihasane3436]

They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

[@cunoill4873]

EXACTLY

[@xxgranthegamer76xx22]

Yes he must own the game

[@meowdasia]

@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

@@meowdasia sort the markiplier

[@jimitpoddar4365]

I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.

[@Playopedia]

Mark: **Sees Georgie or the wizard** Mark: "Ohhh noo you don't..." Mark: **Sees grandma** Mark: "YOU KEEP THEM FUND TO URSELF GRAMMA!"

[@arielacunin1461]

Lol Felix is my middle name and I'm useing is my dads account

[@Playopedia]

@@arielacunin1461 Hehe, I used to use my dad's account too! Now I have my own but Uhm, I faked- ok whatever

[@thebegonebot7720]

@@Playopedia frick, i wanted an epic twist like: "this is also my dads acc and my middle name is ariel"

[@Playopedia]

@@thebegonebot7720 oop, sorry

[@Scp-zq4si]

@@Playopedia wait are you arail?

[@mowukamoon7024]

Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person! Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*

[@TheRideNeverEnds12]

i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil

[@dionemartins0212]

"How much is a heap...?"

[@jayson-mo3vo]

No one like this It’s at 666

[@apolimeow]

Corruption ark

[@Minecraftguyslave]

Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

Mark: is ls already in debt Jester: OHOHOHOO

[@ryano654]

the jester is not who we think

[@themonolithicbutterfly6109]

Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives." Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"

[@jankec]

Grandma:"you're so humble" Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

[@doubleking7070]

But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

[@krystanhitz8260]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

[@lionhart228]

Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

[@acaesic]

people: die game: the people are happy, the city is growing people: live game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

[@taniachapman3643]

@@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

[@taniachapman3643]

They are suicidal. 😅😬

[@LilQuanQuanIV]

54 people in town 75 people happy that's how mafia works?

[@Galaxywolf2897]

Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

[@GrayZ_dood]

Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget" Also markiplier: "Yeah go ahead" "Take it" "Go ahead" "I got more than enough" "Sure"

[@maryray4960]

Ikr

[@robynnhoud]

“Of course, grandma.”

[@r0tting...t33th9]

@@robynnhoud grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma

[@SubToCopper]

Lol

[@GrayZ_dood]

I also love the "I can't say no to magic" "Ahhh FUCK"

[@lezien9380]

Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"

[@earthwormsallysisters8677]

LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@street_sign416]

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[@NeverMaid]

@@street_sign416 😂you just dislike👎emojis😂😂🤣😂😂🤣But why? 🤔🤨If he likes emojis then he can use😁😆 them however he likes👍. And i ❤️ to use emojis!! 😆😆👌😐😂😂😆😆👍❤️

[@poisonapple78]

Tru

[@street_sign416]

@krisjan Kask Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid. Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

[@TonTonTheBard]

23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

[@EnderTheBender64]

23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

[@memowl3663]

boo

[@nuggetboi2886]

MeMow L oh no I got spooked

[@Lord-Wheatabix]

"This town has stood for twenty days, yet you have darkened my door for six of them, WIZARD!!!"

[@enderex1653]

27:25 Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today *look at gold coin # Me: Oh god...

[@delossantosjanelles.9542]

THE SATAN WIZARD!!

[@howdypardner9629]

Beat me to it

[@bunglesii9204]

Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

[@strawbz63]

Thank you for commenting for me.

[@anthropaki]

Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

[@sergeantemu8206]

POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold

[@HakimiLeo]

He a good Queen

[@SubToCopper]

Ya lol

[@Kejody53]

lmaooo

[@cerbera_22]

imagine being dead. can't relate.

[@arielsproul8811]

is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened

[@maxdock3676]

Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people Mark: Good question

[@NathanTheMan]

Hm

[@fe4rless845]

I'll take itttttt

[@themangoartificer882]

Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)

[@kikoasnowz]

Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice

[@galvinmelborough7645]

But what if... There was another granny in that other half!?

[@darklordhyper]

@@galvinmelborough7645 the granny paradox

[@Unseen_ARTist]

Same I love my elders

[@Rosie-fp4fi]

Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“* Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma” *Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜

[@trihnung8541]

Your saying that like it’s not normal

[@axolotlboi8920]

Rosie it’s so weird isn’t it?

[@sniperuniverse3259]

Grandma is the best character

[@subtotheegg542]

Niggah

[@ratticusthewinion]

I am your 1K (th-ish) like. uwu

[@rascer]

I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."

[@sairuhbby]

don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone

[@Atan55555]

YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS

[@JadynPeters]

It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

[@naan000]

Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

[@FruityPebbles7123]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@mitchellenderson7194]

Scientists: *Exist* Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”

[@thewaterleaf7929]

honestly underrated!

[@vodkabread]

Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!

[@KokuyoK]

"I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

[@Jordi_NL]

He is a dedicated man alright.

[@The-Average-Noob]

And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20

[@nonotcc]

Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far! The coin counter: *666*

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

and that was just before he walked in the door, GEORGY

[@danielojeda4449]

lol

[@joshhumphrey736]

at 27:27 if anyone wonders

[@yannemirelle9479]

1:09:42 for me to go back too

[@enderdude233]

-666

[@nana_tsumi]

love that we’re coming back to a video posted 5 years ago

[@thatsinger606]

27:30 Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!” His Gold- 666

[@emin166]

yeah

[@raphaelb6449]

Ye

[@crystalbaby0216]

*666*

[@MrInfinity0911]

I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago

[@reggieparks2680]

I was literally Looking for this comment

[@molliesmith556]

Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.

[@wawananjing1691]

Mark : alright i'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours. The Game : We too.

[@arthurmasters1170]

If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...

[@Kato_The_Snowman]

Very true

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

I havent seen mary in weeks

[@subatomicgxn7807]

If she knew.............

[@akurasubject9617]

pls no.

[@depressoespresso2294]

M A G I C

[@Litchitzz]

38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83

[@em_011]

Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:

[@ryanlandini919]

Mark: why does everyone have a French accent Mark giving everyone a French accent

[@jorgesantiago7579]

Maybe he can’t think of an else :p

[@sydneyingram6406]

Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

So cute

[@deluxenebula645]

Love you grandma

[@AmethystGirlz]

Omg i laughed and cried at that part idk why but I did lol

[@lindatjeerd]

* one fortnight later* Mark donates money to his grandma

[@nataliemaddyn]

Mark being nice to Grandma is my aesthetic

[@unknwn414]

SaMe

[@frecklecraft]

Definitely!XD

[@OzarkMountainPitters]

Kaye Fierch mjkkokojojjjokkkkkokjjjokkokkjjjon

[@critical_failure]

Can we just make a gif of it and edit it to make everything pastel? Please?

[@fourzerothree_yt]

Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”

[@LeftOverSandwich]

Mark: How did this chicken kill... *Grandma walks in.* Mark: Grandma!

[@ethannuytten1037]

AND I HOPE YOUR POODLE DIES IF YOU HAVE ONE

[@chrisjankay2488]

SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

[@chrisjankay2488]

Ethan Nuytten u bully

[@ashleysmith8528]

@@ethannuytten1037 Delete that comment!

[@fillyourasswithfireanddest4875]

Ethan Nuytten shut up

[@hisokaslefttoenail8300]

drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh mark: *offended* i am a lady. me: *dead*

[@ecoyeast3544]

Grandma is the true Queen of the game Change my mind

[@ecoyeast3544]

@MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day

[@whoevenru8403]

She a 10/10 grandma

[@the-detonator-2495]

I really cant

[@kabal7981]

she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?

[@tuesdayprettygood]

@@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma

[@Kitty3505Channel]

Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"

[@Teradaktil]

Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends. Gandalf: *screws over* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok? Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.

[@adversemiller]

How does this comment have a 130 likes but no replies

[@Teradaktil]

\_(‘-‘)_/

[@vada6903]

@@adversemiller because not everything needs a response

[@JustARegularPlayer]

I love how the Grandma removes your rage... and become sad...

[@jaelyn9528]

I was gonna like, but it’s at 666. It’s fine then..

[@WarriorDan]

Now we know what Jacksepticeye's floating eyeball does when it's not in his outro.

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

😂😂😂Yeah actually

[@toyo3809]

Let's make this the most liked new comment on a very old video

[@uncanny4038]

It didn’t even LOOK like Sam it wasn’t even green

[@nutguzzler6479]

@@uncanny4038 r/woooosh

[@ourlordandsaviorshrexychri8170]

@@uncanny4038 It’s a joke dum-dum

[@phoenyxrandell-croteau1053]

Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . . Its so cute~

[@srfrgy]

Is this everyone’s “video to sleep to”? KZbin keeps recommending this to me whenever I watch a Markiplyer video.

[@craftyheidi6688]

Mark: I never say no to magic *I never say no to magic...* *I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!*

[@DecafInvidia]

"When does the magic start?" -Samurai Jacksepticeye.

[@stuartbaxter-potter8363]

"Late is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appear. Lathspel I name you; Ill news is an ill guest."

[@gwacstore5406]

laughed out loud this made my day stay safe, get lots of water,wear a helmet for wheeled-activities - you dont want epilepsi for the rest of your life sorry i get OCD so i say stuff like this

[@TricksterVA]

Someone needs to animate this

[@Grug611]

Tf

[@75ryanh]

Mark: won’t take money from grandma Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold

[@Coastalhat]

75ryanh grandma is more important

[@yukinaritsugiri2815]

He still didn't take money from grandma though--

[@taniachapman3643]

He never had a grandma so he doesn't know their evil.

[@jordanjenkins9119]

75ryanh yes really emphasizes tHOSE HEAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@black_onilord169]

Anything for grandma

[@MrBrick-vb3xh]

thief: i can steal from people then give it to you mark: no thief: i can magicaly steal from people and give it to you mark: ...frick

[@xanderferrari8823]

That's funny

[@lasagnaamirightgamers7743]

True that

[@christinabonner6163]

HE NEED MONEY HE IS THE QUEEN

[@dhcarrot1195]

I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC

[@therandomgamingboy7384]

1K like op not liked op liked op not liked

[@Therabeeee]

I love coming back to this almost like, every year. Its like a comfort video for some reason. And i adore grandma sm!

[@Artsy_Ari]

“I never say no to magic!” ~Markiplier 2018

[@pennding3415]

Just say no to magic

[@konnosx1213]

That Darkiplier corruption is getting real

[@paltysork2412]

Hey mark i will magicaly kill if you say yes

[@TheLibermania]

Never say no to Panda... Or magic.

[@alicerieker7292]

"I should have said no to magic..." ~Markiplier 2018

[@humoroushydra5881]

Never ask A woman: Her age A man: His salary Mark: To say no to magic

[@EternallyDoomed]

Lol

[@silverbullet5083]

Lol

[@weirdsushi4808]

I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn

[@silverbullet5083]

@@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it Its really a formal thing really

[@kimjongun2637]

@Star echo I hate you so much

[@penguin7797]

Drummer: You like my rhythm, bruh? Mark: *I AM A LADY.*

[@somboonw.3253]

I’m confused is he a lady or a man ?

[@dane1382]

IT'S MA'AM

[@DamianandtonySwindle]

Skaia Poffley ok sir

[@TheSamvichMan]

ur right XD

[@Giovfunny]

@@somboonw.3253 he was playing as a queen

[@FieryVigil]

I like how he's getting mad at the scientists for asking for 500 and 100 gold but hes given out like 3000 to the jester lmao

[@quinyoung9871]

34:47 ah yes, a time when the words “among us” in a sentence was completely normal, overlooked one might say, but that was before the incident.

[@marianth2000]

Amogus Reference.

[@_penne_pasta_]

*SUS* 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

[@jasonirawan]

Sussy 😳😳😳

[@njsilkey2716]

*Insert among us meme here*

[@CountryhumanLunaria]

Sus

[@justathena4344]

Think of how sad grandma would be if she knew you killed 100 people...

[@geg87687]

She would turn into a super saiyan using the seven dragon cookies and absolutely fucking obliterate Mark, then bake them cookies again to resurrect them

[@Sylfa]

Well, 140 people, but who's counting

[@rhondamoore4588]

You,25 minutes ago

[@bluwuboi]

Don’t do this to me

[@darkgxk]

a 100 what about all the magic shenanigans XD

[@critical_crunch]

Gramma after Mark refuses her money: “You are so humble! I’m so proud of you! Mark after sacrificing well over 300 souls to the devil for money: **PROFUSE SWEATING**

[@richardwoolman9204]

I love how we keep coming back to a video that was posted 4 years ago