MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN

[@yoda8677]

“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else” Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper? “Take it all I’m made of money”

[@melodybutbetter]

Lol so true

[@pywang2212]

All for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

Anything for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being

[@yoda8677]

@@paisleighyt6153 yeah

[@cleasfam7112]

Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much. Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@nicolaschang6316]

20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

[@TheAimirak]

XD

[@BambooSh0t]

i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

[@krystanhitz8260]

0 3 0

[@clarahornmarkvardsen2515]

I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

[@Ccurse._dd]

I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

[@kentrellmartin4674]

@@Ccurse._dd i caught that reference

[@justjoeking2414]

Shhhhhh

[@thatporkguy2655]

I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

[@michaeldantonio9009]

Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!” Mark when Grandma is angry: *“IM A FAILURE!”*

[@lorecianvanderklaauw704]

450th like :D

[@Rosie-Posie777..]

I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂

[@Ggnoreongfr]

Hey I’m 700th

[@mr.puffin8281]

10:02 Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine. 10 seconds later Dragon: hey how ya doin.

[@cheetahboy0127]

It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny

[@PreCodZ]

Hey how u doin :me im poor

[@maxk2799]

Dragon: bonjour

[@ToucOrSomething]

Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”

[@vqmp_bloodlystt]

YASSSSSSSS

[@awesomerinc.8553]

"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

[@c.i.m.1984]

Bruh moment

[@Winter_lights]

Ikr?

[@stormtmad9865]

XD

[@sydneyleston5240]

Oh so humble

[@oofiscool32]

But the town was happy

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

"Why did the chicken kill-" *Grandma walks in* "Grandma!"

[@erbiba342]

the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

[@pathecat_]

Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

[@BlazeMisty]

I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

[@habibi42069]

@@BlazeMisty same😂

[@ERIXDD]

HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.

[@serspritztomb]

And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him

[@nickbenedict1816]

who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb

[@Fauna-dj8ku]

the knight was my favourite character, he stayed loyal with us till the end. I hope he got to work on his self-confidence a little, though :D

[@souplivious7477]

Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

[@weathermill2000]

yep its markiplier logic

[@Concavinator]

Tbh I would also

[@gotgunpowder]

She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

[@piggwardd]

Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage Wizard: screws him over Mark: starts crying

[@goaway6193]

*tears of rage emerge*

[@lemonboylpsproductions._.4890]

Yes lol

[@nuggetboi2886]

5 seconds later: “hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”

[@saagard8]

Gardener: can I have workers Mark:sure Gardener:equips dadric ring Mark:NANI

[@jessiebouyea1815]

Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!

[@cerebrumcausam8762]

mark: *gets angry* grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

[@Bert988]

Grandma gives him a cookie

[@jilly0412]

Mr. Heart mask XD

[@jawsplayz]

Mr. Heart mask LMAO

[@snownoodles3129]

Timothy2007 iiii

[@bloop3368]

Getting over it: I am inevitable

[@kyleerobbins9988]

*Knight returns successfully from his mission* Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

[@hiimdedinside-gr2md]

A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

[@RongDMemer]

Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there If i was a queen and my knight did that I'm clapping for him

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

[@RongDMemer]

@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

[@Roland_Furioso-z27]

​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

[@angrypotato8289]

"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others" Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

[@TazJustTaz]

“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

[@phoenixair11]

@Delete me true

[@dzeatz]

Fr

[@moyai6618]

In space with barberplier

[@Rachel-zf4cr]

how is that a paradox?

[@Ghost-hr3rq]

Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?" ...And I probably would too-

[@Radiowo_]

true

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

[@boredned1astv544]

I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

[@DesolateLavender]

Is grandma magical?

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Town: is suffering *HEAVILY* Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful

[@bepisenjoyer]

Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)

[@andreaandem2001]

Only grandma can live happily

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash

[@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876]

Its. Grandma.

[@ishidamitsunari5653]

It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma

[@theletterm8865]

i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

[@melliferou]

The original Himbo is the blacksmith

[@cheesecrusader9635]

Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else* *grandma comes in* Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

[@axolotlboi8920]

That is so funny 😂

[@jamesryan3641]

Ikr lol

[@NonSkrapple]

17:07

[@daedoingthings4595]

@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

[@dollykumo2959]

@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

[@maskgaming6637]

Mark: *angry* “Grandma walks in” Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

[@teganwilliams6306]

Yea I agree

[@GG11VR]

Star Platinum ZA WARUDO

[@caniputmyballsinurjaws6985]

@@GG11VRDio every single sec

[@ch3rry955]

@Coconut Head you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?

[@ch3rry955]

@Coconut Head are you spelling it wrong on purpose just to be funny or something?

[@thehumanpotato2844]

You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

[@animuchan6136]

good find potato guy

[@thehumanpotato2844]

@@animuchan6136 why thank you

[@paolalopez6135]

Or the person he would have eaten

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

This is why you are the smartest potato i know

[@thehumanpotato2844]

Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.

[@etienneleroi9515]

This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite KZbin video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week

[@eldritchpancakes]

Completely agreed!

[@Royal_Giant_o7]

The fact that the end makes him (and me) tear up a little is so sweet

[@explolsivecake2045]

Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns

[@thewaterleaf7929]

nice one! underrated!

[@mataiolozada3829]

Thanks

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

Agreed.

[@cl_low7758]

Wizard: Brings physical pain to him

[@lowheadvarney158]

Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell

[@optimusprime1690]

Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad. Markiplier: "No screw you Wizard: "But ill do it with magic. Markiplier: "Take them all!

[@edragon2599]

That is true

[@ajcabahug4636]

@@edragon2599 ey

[@edragon2599]

Ye

[@TheRealJesvs]

The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary

[@Deimoste]

666th like lmao

[@iceninja1997]

"Why are there so many french people in this game?" Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

[@Omega-lq9zk]

Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

[@Regener8Plays]

@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

[@vinnie3731]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

[@Regener8Plays]

@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

[@REDACTED_515]

Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

[@tolm1n301]

My worst fears: -Wasps -Death -Markiplier speaking french

[@erin5599]

I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes

[@tolm1n301]

@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣

[@SVasilovich]

420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘

[@Cat.Star.25.]

Its 469

[@pichugod7133]

True

[@phnxraptor]

"Last time I played this was 2 years ago" It's time again, Mark. It's time.

[@aidenpommee766]

The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

[@dxnt_bxthxr]

i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people don't ask when i lost my sanity

[@mac6na6na26]

It is time.

[@dirt_veggie9240]

@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

[@99fears51]

IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

[@xp-snipes6795]

Mark: has at least eight hundred gold Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@awesomesauceTN234]

Mark: has eight hundred gold The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[@苏艳芬]

he has 2000

[@Bappers489]

gawld

[@jimmydean8688]

Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

[@firecapgaming2617]

"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!" "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

[@shredderx3290]

HYPOCRITE

[@theonewithheadphones498]

Oof

[@unicorniagamer7558]

Which aliens?

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

FireCap Gaming exactly

[@savannah0918]

@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien

[@scarMAPs]

grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!" mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*

[@tobyfox2711]

I mean it did help him get more people

[@spoopy3963]

Grandma must never know

[@saagard8]

Todd Howard:it just works

[@saagard8]

@Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german

[@Rambiz]

saagard8 ._.”

[@fubsh]

3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier: 1. Grandma 2. Magic 3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

[@Sophie-kk8tx]

Unless gramma offers her earnings

[@couchpotato3285]

@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

[@buttergaming4988]

Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

[@purplefox6436]

@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

[@couchpotato3285]

@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

[@eldritchpancakes]

Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.

[@LEFF-NUT]

Wanna talk about it?

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Wizard: *kills everyone with magic” Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“ _Grandma walks in_ Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!

[@jellyscorner9618]

BEANNN

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake

[@MumboJ]

Mark: "This seems like a good place to end." Game: "You have now completed the game." It was that simple all along.

[@CallMeVidd]

I just lost the game

[@lauriejohnston7921]

vidd why.... WHY!?

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr XD

[@linseyadams3990]

Random Person: hi- Mark: GET OUT Grandma: hi- Mark: hello Grandma so nice to see you its been so long

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams since I’ve last seen my son

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 what?

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams fnaf 2 song refrence

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 😄oh right heh

[@peepobeepo9151]

Delicious French Toast Gamer Lost to that monster

[@tabinb.6984]

this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today? Mark: yeas I am Random dude: * dies *

[@jamesdanson6433]

“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**

[@lulashlyn728]

@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”

[@TonTonTheBard]

23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

[@EnderTheBender64]

23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

[@memowl3663]

boo

[@nuggetboi2886]

MeMow L oh no I got spooked

[@GrayZ_dood]

Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget" Also markiplier: "Yeah go ahead" "Take it" "Go ahead" "I got more than enough" "Sure"

[@maryray4960]

Ikr

[@robynnhoud]

“Of course, grandma.”

[@r0tting...t33th9]

@@robynnhoud grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma

[@SubToCopper]

Lol

[@GrayZ_dood]

I also love the "I can't say no to magic" "Ahhh FUCK"

[@belowfactual]

4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old

[@Sofia-k7m2o]

EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u

[@AlainaMorrow-gi5yd]

For me it's been 5 years

[@isotopebestsongfr]

5 years later and i still love it..

[@SCK-47]

true

[@thatsinger606]

27:30 Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!” His Gold- 666

[@emin166]

yeah

[@BadPlayer6449-j5m]

Ye

[@crystalbaby0216]

*666*

[@MrInfinity0911]

I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago

[@reggieparks2680]

I was literally Looking for this comment

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-* *grandma walks in* Mark: oh hi grandma!

[@waimunlaiwai2668]

Markipliers bruh moment

[@josuedominguez-delatorre735]

@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.

[@Coinull]

17:30

[@marianth2000]

Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH

[@mowukamoon7024]

Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person! Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*

[@TheRideNeverEnds12]

i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil

[@argos_lucien]

"How much is a heap...?"

[@jayson-mo3vo]

No one like this It’s at 666

[@apolimeow]

Corruption ark

[@Minecraftguyslave]

Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago

[@giolegocraft4728]

52:30 bro just imagine as a civilian of the town you're busy bragging about how cool you are the royal advisor herself comes up to you to inform you that the king does not find you to be cool

[@normallymute0131]

I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.

[@s0lacee]

even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is

[@Slashernate]

She is the true mvp

[@brookecraddock90]

yes TwT

[@sam-qt7cy]

Your not a weirdo

[@deadaccount233]

@@sam-qt7cy >:(

[@alihasane3436]

They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

[@cunoill4873]

EXACTLY

[@xxgranthegamer76xx22]

Yes he must own the game

[@meowdasia]

@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

@@meowdasia sort the markiplier

[@jimitpoddar4365]

I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.

[@enderex1653]

27:25 Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today *look at gold coin # Me: Oh god...

[@delossantosjanelles.9542]

THE SATAN WIZARD!!

[@howdypardner9629]

Beat me to it

[@bunglesii9204]

Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

[@strawbz63]

Thank you for commenting for me.

[@TARZANKNOWS]

Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

[@lilatheproxy3485]

i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

[@themonolithicbutterfly6109]

Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives." Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"

[@chickenpugget7049]

Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?" Mark: "uhhh..." *Ad plays*

[@jamescano820]

Law&order

[@darkmark7366]

Didn't meet any ads lulz

[@bestboi2945]

We will be right back

[@marcury4137]

QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

[@sanstheskeleton1906]

OMG it happened 2 me 2

[@edithbautistamarquez6175]

It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

[@leonkennedyfan]

Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

[@urara-chan8464]

I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

[@Suicidere]

Mea to

[@nagiswrld]

Uh wears the bleach?

[@GMilkMan]

Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

[@Galaxywolf2897]

Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

[@lauralbranch]

How to fuel a gambling addiction: *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

[@LaserDawg]

*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*

[@drakesomerset129]

*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*

[@Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh]

Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG

[@lauralbranch]

When did this get 1.4k likes?

[@neuroticallynecrotic]

@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K

[@VGmaster1314]

I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

[@tasuu_]

VGmaster1314 I know.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTEE35E5E

[@willpenhall4679]

Ohhh I’m so proud of you!

[@Stallingsru]

CHARA ???

[@wintersnightlazzo]

very

[@ajthesilly69]

I agree

[@jankec]

Grandma:"you're so humble" Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

[@doubleking7070]

But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

[@krystanhitz8260]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

[@lionhart228]

Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

Mark: is ls already in debt Jester: OHOHOHOO

[@ryano654]

the jester is not who we think

[@kikoasnowz]

Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice

[@galvinmelborough7645]

But what if... There was another granny in that other half!?

[@darklordhyper]

@@galvinmelborough7645 the granny paradox

[@Unseen_ARTist]

Same I love my elders

[@nonotcc]

Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far! The coin counter: *666*

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

and that was just before he walked in the door, GEORGY

[@danielojeda4449]

lol

[@joshhumphrey736]

at 27:27 if anyone wonders

[@yannemirelle9479]

1:09:42 for me to go back too

[@enderdude233]

-666

[@sydneyingram6406]

Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

So cute

[@deluxenebula645]

Love you grandma

[@AmethystGirlz]

Omg i laughed and cried at that part idk why but I did lol

[@lindatjeerd]

* one fortnight later* Mark donates money to his grandma

[@fourzerothree_yt]

Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”

[@acaesic]

people: die game: the people are happy, the city is growing people: live game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

[@taniachapman3643]

@@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

[@taniachapman3643]

They are suicidal. 😅😬

[@LilQuanQuanIV]

54 people in town 75 people happy that's how mafia works?

[@lezien9380]

Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"

[@earthwormsallysisters8677]

LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@street_sign416]

@@earthwormsallysisters8677 Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid. Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

[@NeverMaid]

@@street_sign416 😂you just dislike👎emojis😂😂🤣😂😂🤣But why? 🤔🤨If he likes emojis then he can use😁😆 them however he likes👍. And i ❤️ to use emojis!! 😆😆👌😐😂😂😆😆👍❤️

[@poisonapple78]

Tru

[@street_sign416]

@krisjan Kask Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid. Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

[@hisokaslefttoenail8300]

drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh mark: *offended* i am a lady. me: *dead*

[@Lord-Wheatabix]

"This town has stood for twenty days, yet you have darkened my door for six of them, WIZARD!!!"

[@phoenyxrandell-croteau1053]

Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . . Its so cute~

[@KokuyoK]

"I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

[@Jordi_NL]

He is a dedicated man alright.

[@leokim47]

I love how it suddenly went from making alliances to *summoning people from alternate timelines to grow your empire*

[@Hewwo-d8u]

Mark: Can't remember hearing about the Council of Crowns despite being told about multiple times and it literally being the main objective of the game Also Mark: Remembers that cat he saw once

[@rainbowsheep8811]

"We got 32 people today, *Que ominous music* so it doesn't really matter that we killed 100 *Devilish laugh.*" -Markiplier 2018 31:05

[@owendalton3958]

rainbowsheep that’s what I was about to put

[@rainbowsheep8811]

@@owendalton3958 well I beat you to the punch.

[@humoroushydra5881]

Never ask A woman: Her age A man: His salary Mark: To say no to magic

[@EternallyDoomed]

Lol

[@silverbullet5083]

Lol

[@weirdsushi4808]

I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn

[@silverbullet5083]

@@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it Its really a formal thing really

[@kimjongun2637]

@Star echo I hate you so much

[@sergeantemu8206]

POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold

[@HakimiLeo]

He a good Queen

[@SubToCopper]

Ya lol

[@Kejody53]

lmaooo

[@cerbera_22]

imagine being dead. can't relate.

[@arielsproul8811]

is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened

[@Royal_Giant_o7]

This being one of the only games markiplier has cried in means something. This games end is truly something else even though it’s so simple

[@mitchellenderson7194]

Scientists: *Exist* Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”

[@thewaterleaf7929]

honestly underrated!

[@vodkabread]

Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!

[@critical_crunch]

Gramma after Mark refuses her money: “You are so humble! I’m so proud of you! Mark after sacrificing well over 300 souls to the devil for money: **PROFUSE SWEATING**

[@rascer]

I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."

[@sairuhbby]

don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone

[@Atan55555]

YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS

[@Litchitzz]

38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83

[@em_011]

Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:

[@chaingigan7545]

Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor. He wasn't say not to magic after all.

[@thickskulls]

Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up. But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

[@coronacyrus2499]

⁠or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.

[@maxdock3676]

Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people Mark: Good question

[@NathanTheMan]

Hm

[@fe4rless845]

I'll take itttttt

[@dayajr01]

37:35 Mark : Thank you knight.. You're in for a reward later.. ;) Me : HMmmmm....

[@FirstnameLastname-bz1sm]

(•_________•)

[@kittykattsky]

The more vids I watch of mark the more I realize that if u just listen to the audio without the video it sounds like he is having sex😑😅

[@manueldeleon301]

Thats kinda weird

[@spacecore2935]

Rule 34 artists: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@Fufu_Futaba]

Diamond VoiceBoi Me: I just di- Rule 34 artists: I SAID write it down Me: *writes it 200 billion times* D Ø N E

[@JadynPeters]

It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

[@naan000]

Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

[@FruityPebbles7123]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@75ryanh]

Mark: won’t take money from grandma Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold

[@Coastalhat]

75ryanh grandma is more important

[@yukinaritsugiri2815]

He still didn't take money from grandma though--

[@taniachapman3643]

He never had a grandma so he doesn't know their evil.

[@jordanjenkins9119]

75ryanh yes really emphasizes tHOSE HEAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@black_onilord169]

Anything for grandma

[@mynameisntlucy2608]

“I never say no to magic” 3 seconds later... “ I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO TO MAGIC!”

[@jelfishery]

Hah.

[@ItzNicoVr]

True lol

[@molliesmith556]

Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.

[@wawananjing1691]

Mark : alright i'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours. The Game : We too.

[@ChilliesNoLastName]

I love coming back to this almost like, every year. Its like a comfort video for some reason. And i adore grandma sm!

[@okamimcegg]

54:41 Butler: "You've been drinking quite a bit of tea, madam. Might I updgrade you to... the good stuff?" Mark: "Uh... Yeahouya." Butler: "First cup is on me, madam. Though I'm sure it wont be your last... Muhuh... Muehuh... MOUHOUHOUHOU! MOIHOIHOIMINOI!" Me: **Dies outta laughter**

[@znub206]

*Flash-backs to FNAFB ensue*

[@jyrktxuwu1156]

@FRAGSTER1 1 *did you say rape*

[@Ghost-xy7ff]

Alpha Okami it’s cum

[@OptionalVOD]

Markiplier: you piece of shi.... Grandma: *walks in* Markiplier: hey grandma

[@tobyonatabe2601]

It’s called role play 😂

[@LemonChad049]

Me when playing TF2

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@the sad cat help Team Fortress 2

[@achaosinsurgent.orcemkaral7139]

@the sad cat help the game better then overwatch

[@alisivunibola6940]

We must all respect our grandmothers

[@LeftOverSandwich]

Mark: How did this chicken kill... *Grandma walks in.* Mark: Grandma!

[@ethannuytten1037]

AND I HOPE YOUR POODLE DIES IF YOU HAVE ONE

[@chrisjankay2488]

SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

[@chrisjankay2488]

Ethan Nuytten u bully

[@ashleysmith8528]

@@ethannuytten1037 Delete that comment!

[@fillyourasswithfireanddest4875]

Ethan Nuytten shut up

[@fourzerothree_yt]

When he went “OOOOOOOO” when the baby monkey came I was dying 😂

[@mintmainia]

29:20 how devastating it would’ve been if grandma was one of those souls... would’ve loved to see Mark’s reaction if some stranger came by telling him the old owner of the soup store had gone missing

[@alyss_aq]

pretty sure he would sacrifise everyone in the town just to get grandma back

[@mintmainia]

K9's Animations that does seem like something he would do

[@penguin7797]

Drummer: You like my rhythm, bruh? Mark: *I AM A LADY.*

[@somboonw.3253]

I’m confused is he a lady or a man ?

[@dane1382]

IT'S MA'AM

[@DamianandtonySwindle]

Skaia Poffley ok sir

[@TheSamvichMan]

ur right XD

[@Giovfunny]

@@somboonw.3253 he was playing as a queen

[@someguynamedjames1247]

The towns people: END OUR SUFFERING Mark the mad queen: in a dominic voice: I ÑƏVƏŘ ŞÂÝ ÑÕ ŤÕ MÂĢIÇ HÂÂÂ HÂÂÂ HÂÂÂ

[@telligent2845]

Get it right it’s mark the creep queen

[@floridiancrocodile8794]

Demonic*

[@chickenwithecoli4444]

Markiplier: I sAy No To MEnTAl hEaLtH Mental health: -Mental health-

[@perrrjackson2255]

-just leap into the darkness and hope for the best-

[@jockkristintums3028]

whose dominic?

[@julesphillips9191]

mark: why did you have to yell at me?? also mark: *the ones making the voices*

[@neonboy6968]

Theif Girl : I can steal from people and I’ll give it to you Mark: No The Devil : I’ll kill your people for gold Mark : Yes

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

Weeeeell..... The devil gives him 2000....the thief gives him 50...

[@aitplayz]

That would be your mother. -the Spy 2000?

[@blue_rogue2324]

@Aitplayz about 2009

[@aitplayz]

Blue_rouge2 oh wow, ok

[@branikmingua1117]

😈 uses more magical means

[@christiangaston3225]

20:43 "Okay we're climbing back out of the bri-" *Wizard walks in* "DID SOMEONE SAY MAGIC!!!???!?!?!!!?"

[@necoarc2169]

That what really happen in the game

[@arthurmasters1170]

If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...

[@Kato_The_Snowman]

Very true

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

I havent seen mary in weeks

[@subatomicgxn7807]

If she knew.............

[@akurasubject9617]

pls no.

[@depressoespresso2294]

M A G I C

[@Kaitlynnisnotreal]

I LOVE YOU MARKKK WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY THIS IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS TOO THIS DAY

[@ecoyeast3544]

Grandma is the true Queen of the game Change my mind

[@ecoyeast3544]

@MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day

[@whoevenru8403]

She a 10/10 grandma

[@the-detonator-2495]

I really cant

[@kabal7981]

she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?

[@tuesdayprettygood]

@@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma

[@Teradaktil]

Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends. Gandalf: *screws over* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok? Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.

[@adversemiller]

How does this comment have a 130 likes but no replies

[@Teradaktil]

\_(‘-‘)_/

[@vada6903]

@@adversemiller because not everything needs a response

[@JustARegularPlayer]

I love how the Grandma removes your rage... and become sad...

[@jaelyn9528]

I was gonna like, but it’s at 666. It’s fine then..

[@Rosie-fp4fi]

Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“* Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma” *Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜

[@trihnung8541]

Your saying that like it’s not normal

[@axolotlboi8920]

Rosie it’s so weird isn’t it?

[@sniperuniverse3259]

Grandma is the best character

[@subtotheegg542]

Niggah

[@ratticusthewinion]

I am your 1K (th-ish) like. uwu

[@alyanagarcia375]

39:28 is my favorite part of this whole video.