MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN

[@cleasfam7112]

Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much. Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@nicolaschang6316]

20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

[@TheAimirak]

XD

[@BambooSh0t]

i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

[@krystanhitz8260]

0 3 0

[@awesomerinc.8553]

"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

[@c.i.m.1984]

Bruh moment

[@Winter_lights]

Ikr?

[@stormtmad9865]

XD

[@sydneyleston5240]

Oh so humble

[@oofiscool32]

But the town was happy

[@yoda8677]

“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else” Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper? “Take it all I’m made of money”

[@melodybutbetter]

Lol so true

[@pywang2212]

All for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

Anything for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being

[@yoda8677]

@@paisleighyt6153 yeah

[@michaeldantonio9009]

Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!” Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”

[@lorecianvanderklaauw704]

450th like :D

[@Rosie-Posie777..]

I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂

[@Ggnoreongfr]

Hey I’m 700th

[@clarahornmarkvardsen2515]

I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

[@Nonsensical0g]

I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

[@kentrellmartin4674]

@@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference

[@justjoeking2414]

Shhhhhh

[@thatporkguy2655]

I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

[@mr.puffin8281]

10:02 Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine. 10 seconds later Dragon: hey how ya doin.

[@cheetahboy0127]

It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny

[@PreCodZ]

Hey how u doin :me im poor

[@maxk2799]

Dragon: bonjour

[@ToucOrSomething]

Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”

[@vqmp_bloodlystt]

YASSSSSSSS

[@angrypotato8289]

"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others" Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

[@TazJustTaz]

“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

[@phoenixair11]

@Delete me true

[@dzeatz]

Fr

[@moyai6618]

In space with barberplier

[@Rachel-zf4cr]

how is that a paradox?

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.

[@serspritztomb]

And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him

[@nickbenedict1816]

who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb

[@Fauna-dj8ku]

the knight was my favourite character, he stayed loyal with us till the end. I hope he got to work on his self-confidence a little, though :D

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

"Why did the chicken kill-" *Grandma walks in* "Grandma!"

[@erbiba342]

the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

[@pathecat_]

Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

[@BlazeMisty]

I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

[@habibi42069]

@@BlazeMisty same😂

[@ERIXDD]

HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

[@souplivious7477]

Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

[@weathermill2000]

yep its markiplier logic

[@Concavinator]

Tbh I would also

[@gotgunpowder]

She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

[@thehumanpotato2844]

You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

[@animuchan6136]

good find potato guy

[@thehumanpotato2844]

@@animuchan6136 why thank you

[@paolalopez6135]

Or the person he would have eaten

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

This is why you are the smartest potato i know

[@thehumanpotato2844]

Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.

[@kyleerobbins9988]

*Knight returns successfully from his mission* Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

[@hiimdedinside-gr2md]

A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

[@RongDMemer]

Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there If i was a queen and my knight did that I'm clapping for him

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

[@RongDMemer]

@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

[@Roland_Furioso-z27]

​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

[@cerebrumcausam8762]

mark: *gets angry* grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

[@Bert988]

Grandma gives him a cookie

[@jilly0412]

Mr. Heart mask XD

[@jawsplayz]

Mr. Heart mask LMAO

[@snownoodles3129]

Timothy2007 iiii

[@bloop3368]

Getting over it: I am inevitable

[@fubsh]

3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier: 1. Grandma 2. Magic 3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

[@Sophie-kk8tx]

Unless gramma offers her earnings

[@couchpotato3285]

@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

[@buttergaming4988]

Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

[@purplefox6436]

@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

[@couchpotato3285]

@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

[@piggwardd]

Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage Wizard: screws him over Mark: starts crying

[@goaway6193]

*tears of rage emerge*

[@lemonboylpsproductions._.4890]

Yes lol

[@nuggetboi2886]

5 seconds later: “hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”

[@saagard8]

Gardener: can I have workers Mark:sure Gardener:equips dadric ring Mark:NANI

[@jessiebouyea1815]

Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!

[@theletterm8865]

i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

[@melliferou]

The original Himbo is the blacksmith

[@phnxraptor]

"Last time I played this was 2 years ago" It's time again, Mark. It's time.

[@aidenpommee766]

The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

[@dxnt_bxthxr]

i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people don't ask when i lost my sanity

[@mac6na6na26]

It is time.

[@dirt_veggie9240]

@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

[@99fears51]

IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Town: is suffering *HEAVILY* Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful

[@bepisenjoyer]

Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)

[@andreaandem2001]

Only grandma can live happily

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash

[@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876]

Its. Grandma.

[@ishidamitsunari5653]

It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma

[@Ghost-hr3rq]

Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?" ...And I probably would too-

[@Radiowo_]

true

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

[@boredned1astv544]

I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

[@DesolateLavender]

Is grandma magical?

[@etienneleroi9515]

This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite KZbin video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week

[@eldritchpancakes]

Completely agreed!

[@maskgaming6637]

Mark: *angry* “Grandma walks in” Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

[@teganwilliams6306]

Yea I agree

[@GG11VR]

Star Platinum ZA WARUDO

[@caniputmyballsinurjaws6985]

@@GG11VRDio every single sec

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

angy*

[@ch3rry955]

@@CatMasksSideChannel you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?

[@explolsivecake2045]

Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns

[@thewaterleaf7929]

nice one! underrated!

[@mataiolozada3829]

Thanks

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

Agreed.

[@cl_low7758]

Wizard: Brings physical pain to him

[@lowheadvarney158]

Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell

[@firecapgaming2617]

"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!" "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

[@shredderx3290]

HYPOCRITE

[@theonewithheadphones498]

Oof

[@unicorniagamer7558]

Which aliens?

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

FireCap Gaming exactly

[@savannah0918]

@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien

[@donovantibbels307]

I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.

[@tolm1n301]

My worst fears: -Wasps -Death -Markiplier speaking french

[@erin5599]

I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes

[@tolm1n301]

@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣

[@mugitude]

ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death

[@SVasilovich]

420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘

[@Cat.Star.25.]

Its 469

[@iceninja1997]

"Why are there so many french people in this game?" Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

[@Omega-lq9zk]

Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

[@Regener8Plays]

@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

[@vinnie3731]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

[@Regener8Plays]

@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

[@normallymute0131]

I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.

[@s0lacee]

even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is

[@Slashernate]

She is the true mvp

[@brookecraddock90]

yes TwT

[@sam-qt7cy]

Your not a weirdo

[@deadaccount233]

@@sam-qt7cy >:(

[@REDACTED_515]

Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

[@cheesecrusader9635]

Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else* *grandma comes in* Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

[@axolotlboi8920]

That is so funny 😂

[@jamesryan3641]

Ikr lol

[@NonSkrapple]

17:07

[@daedoingthings4595]

@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

[@dollykumo2959]

@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today? Mark: yeas I am Random dude: * dies *

[@jamesdanson6433]

“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**

[@lulashlyn728]

@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”

[@VGmaster1314]

I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

[@tasuu_]

VGmaster1314 I know.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTEE35E5E

[@willpenhall4679]

Ohhh I’m so proud of you!

[@Stallingsru]

CHARA ???

[@wintersnightlazzo]

very

[@ajthesilly69]

I agree

[@eldritchpancakes]

Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.

[@LEFF-NUT]

Wanna talk about it?

[@lauralbranch]

How to fuel a gambling addiction: *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

[@LaserDawg]

*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*

[@drakesomerset129]

*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*

[@Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh]

Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG

[@lauralbranch]

When did this get 1.4k likes?

[@neuroticallynecrotic]

@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-* *grandma walks in* Mark: oh hi grandma!

[@waimunlaiwai2668]

Markipliers bruh moment

[@josuedominguez-delatorre735]

@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.

[@Coinull]

17:30

[@marianth2000]

Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH

[@edithbautistamarquez6175]

It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

[@leonkennedyfan]

Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

[@urara-chan8464]

I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

[@Ch1ck0n]

Mea to

[@nagiswrld]

Uh wears the bleach?

[@GMilkMan]

Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

[@belowfactual]

4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old

[@Sofia-k7m2o]

EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u

[@AlainaMorrow-gi5yd]

For me it's been 5 years

[@isotopebestsongfr]

5 years later and i still love it..

[@SCK-47]

true

[@jankec]

Grandma:"you're so humble" Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

[@doubleking7070]

But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

[@krystanhitz8260]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

[@lionhart228]

Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

[@scarMAPs]

grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!" mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*

[@tobyfox2711]

I mean it did help him get more people

[@spoopy3963]

Grandma must never know

[@saagard8]

Todd Howard:it just works

[@saagard8]

@Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german

[@Rambiz]

saagard8 ._.”

[@sergeantemu8206]

POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold

[@HakimiLeo]

He a good Queen

[@SubToCopper]

Ya lol

[@Kejody53]

lmaooo

[@cerbera_22]

imagine being dead. can't relate.

[@arielsproul8811]

is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened

[@jimmydean8688]

Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

[@mowukamoon7024]

Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person! Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*

[@TheRideNeverEnds12]

i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil

[@dionemartins0212]

"How much is a heap...?"

[@jayson-mo3vo]

No one like this It’s at 666

[@apolimeow]

Corruption ark

[@Minecraftguyslave]

Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago

[@lezien9380]

Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"

[@earthwormsallysisters8677]

LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@street_sign416]

@@earthwormsallysisters8677 Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid. Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

[@NeverMaid]

@@street_sign416 😂you just dislike👎emojis😂😂🤣😂😂🤣But why? 🤔🤨If he likes emojis then he can use😁😆 them however he likes👍. And i ❤️ to use emojis!! 😆😆👌😐😂😂😆😆👍❤️

[@poisonapple78]

Tru

[@street_sign416]

@krisjan Kask Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid. Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

[@chaingigan7545]

Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor. He wasn't say not to magic after all.

[@thickskulls]

Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up. But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

[@coronacyrus2499]

⁠or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.

[@tabinb.6984]

this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

[@alihasane3436]

They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

[@cunoill4873]

EXACTLY

[@xxgranthegamer76xx22]

Yes he must own the game

[@meowdasia]

@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

@@meowdasia sort the markiplier

[@jimitpoddar4365]

I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.

[@kikoasnowz]

Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice

[@galvinmelborough7645]

But what if... There was another granny in that other half!?

[@darklordhyper]

@@galvinmelborough7645 the granny paradox

[@Unseen_ARTist]

Same I love my elders

[@optimusprime1690]

Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad. Markiplier: "No screw you Wizard: "But ill do it with magic. Markiplier: "Take them all!

[@edragon2599]

That is true

[@ajcabahug4636]

@@edragon2599 ey

[@edragon2599]

Ye

[@TheRealJesvs]

The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary

[@TheLionPerson]

666th like lmao

[@lilatheproxy3485]

i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

[@chickenpugget7049]

Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?" Mark: "uhhh..." *Ad plays*

[@jamescano820]

Law&order

[@darkmark7366]

Didn't meet any ads lulz

[@bestboi2945]

We will be right back

[@marcury4137]

QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

[@sanstheskeleton1906]

OMG it happened 2 me 2

[@thatsinger606]

27:30 Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!” His Gold- 666

[@emin166]

yeah

[@raphaelb6449]

Ye

[@crystalbaby0216]

*666*

[@MrInfinity0911]

I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago

[@reggieparks2680]

I was literally Looking for this comment

[@nonotcc]

Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far! The coin counter: *666*

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

and that was just before he walked in the door, GEORGY

[@danielojeda4449]

lol

[@joshhumphrey736]

at 27:27 if anyone wonders

[@yannemirelle9479]

1:09:42 for me to go back too

[@enderdude233]

-666

[@giolegocraft4728]

52:30 bro just imagine as a civilian of the town you're busy bragging about how cool you are the royal advisor herself comes up to you to inform you that the king does not find you to be cool

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Wizard: *kills everyone with magic” Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“ _Grandma walks in_ Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!

[@jellyscorner9618]

BEANNN

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake

[@MumboJ]

Mark: "This seems like a good place to end." Game: "You have now completed the game." It was that simple all along.

[@CallMeVidd]

I just lost the game

[@lauriejohnston7921]

vidd why.... WHY!?

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr XD

[@GrayZ_dood]

Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget" Also markiplier: "Yeah go ahead" "Take it" "Go ahead" "I got more than enough" "Sure"

[@maryray4960]

Ikr

[@robynnhoud]

“Of course, grandma.”

[@r0tting...t33th9]

@@robynnhoud grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma

[@SubToCopper]

Lol

[@GrayZ_dood]

I also love the "I can't say no to magic" "Ahhh FUCK"

[@themangoartificer882]

Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)

[@acaesic]

people: die game: the people are happy, the city is growing people: live game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

[@taniachapman3643]

@@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

[@taniachapman3643]

They are suicidal. 😅😬

[@LilQuanQuanIV]

54 people in town 75 people happy that's how mafia works?

[@linseyadams3990]

Random Person: hi- Mark: GET OUT Grandma: hi- Mark: hello Grandma so nice to see you its been so long

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams since I’ve last seen my son

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 what?

[@oliviarodrigolover911]

Linsey Adams fnaf 2 song refrence

[@linseyadams3990]

@@oliviarodrigolover911 😄oh right heh

[@peepobeepo9151]

Delicious French Toast Gamer Lost to that monster

[@xp-snipes6795]

Mark: has at least eight hundred gold Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@awesomesauceTN234]

Mark: has eight hundred gold The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[@苏艳芬]

he has 2000

[@Bappers489]

gawld

[@Galaxywolf2897]

Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

[@leokim47]

I love how it suddenly went from making alliances to *summoning people from alternate timelines to grow your empire*

[@TonTonTheBard]

23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

[@EnderTheBender64]

23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

[@memowl3663]

boo

[@nuggetboi2886]

MeMow L oh no I got spooked

[@KokuyoK]

"I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

[@Jordi_NL]

He is a dedicated man alright.

[@The-Average-Noob]

And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20

[@Lord-Wheatabix]

"This town has stood for twenty days, yet you have darkened my door for six of them, WIZARD!!!"

[@arthurmasters1170]

If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...

[@Kato_The_Snowman]

Very true

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

I havent seen mary in weeks

[@subatomicgxn7807]

If she knew.............

[@akurasubject9617]

pls no.

[@depressoespresso2294]

M A G I C

[@sydneyingram6406]

Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

So cute

[@deluxenebula645]

Love you grandma

[@AmethystGirlz]

Omg i laughed and cried at that part idk why but I did lol

[@lindatjeerd]

* one fortnight later* Mark donates money to his grandma

[@Rosie-fp4fi]

Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“* Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma” *Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜

[@trihnung8541]

Your saying that like it’s not normal

[@axolotlboi8920]

Rosie it’s so weird isn’t it?

[@sniperuniverse3259]

Grandma is the best character

[@subtotheegg542]

Niggah

[@ratticusthewinion]

I am your 1K (th-ish) like. uwu

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

Mark: is ls already in debt Jester: OHOHOHOO

[@ryano654]

the jester is not who we think

[@mintmainia]

29:20 how devastating it would’ve been if grandma was one of those souls... would’ve loved to see Mark’s reaction if some stranger came by telling him the old owner of the soup store had gone missing

[@alyss_aq]

pretty sure he would sacrifise everyone in the town just to get grandma back

[@mintmainia]

K9's Animations that does seem like something he would do

[@maxdock3676]

Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people Mark: Good question

[@NathanTheMan]

Hm

[@fe4rless845]

I'll take itttttt

[@75ryanh]

Mark: won’t take money from grandma Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold

[@Coastalhat]

75ryanh grandma is more important

[@yukinaritsugiri2815]

He still didn't take money from grandma though--

[@taniachapman3643]

He never had a grandma so he doesn't know their evil.

[@jordanjenkins9119]

75ryanh yes really emphasizes tHOSE HEAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@black_onilord169]

Anything for grandma

[@Hewwo-d8u]

Mark: Can't remember hearing about the Council of Crowns despite being told about multiple times and it literally being the main objective of the game Also Mark: Remembers that cat he saw once

[@hisokaslefttoenail8300]

drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh mark: *offended* i am a lady. me: *dead*

[@themonolithicbutterfly6109]

Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives." Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"

[@rascer]

I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."

[@sairuhbby]

don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone

[@Atan55555]

YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS

[@fourzerothree_yt]

Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”

[@enderex1653]

27:25 Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today *look at gold coin # Me: Oh god...

[@delossantosjanelles.9542]

THE SATAN WIZARD!!

[@howdypardner9629]

Beat me to it

[@bunglesii9204]

Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

[@strawbz63]

Thank you for commenting for me.

[@anthropaki]

Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

[@quinyoung9871]

34:47 ah yes, a time when the words “among us” in a sentence was completely normal, overlooked one might say, but that was before the incident.

[@marianth2000]

Amogus Reference.

[@_penne_pasta_]

*SUS* 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

[@jasonirawan]

Sussy 😳😳😳

[@njsilkey2716]

*Insert among us meme here*

[@CountryhumanLunaria]

Sus

[@mitchellenderson7194]

Scientists: *Exist* Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”

[@thewaterleaf7929]

honestly underrated!

[@vodkabread]

Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!

[@Therabeeee]

I love coming back to this almost like, every year. Its like a comfort video for some reason. And i adore grandma sm!

[@WarriorDan]

Now we know what Jacksepticeye's floating eyeball does when it's not in his outro.

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

😂😂😂Yeah actually

[@toyo3809]

Let's make this the most liked new comment on a very old video

[@uncanny4038]

It didn’t even LOOK like Sam it wasn’t even green

[@nutguzzler6479]

@@uncanny4038 r/woooosh

[@ourlordandsaviorshrexychri8170]

@@uncanny4038 It’s a joke dum-dum

[@phoenyxrandell-croteau1053]

Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . . Its so cute~

[@LeftOverSandwich]

Mark: How did this chicken kill... *Grandma walks in.* Mark: Grandma!

[@ethannuytten1037]

AND I HOPE YOUR POODLE DIES IF YOU HAVE ONE

[@chrisjankay2488]

SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

[@chrisjankay2488]

Ethan Nuytten u bully

[@ashleysmith8528]

@@ethannuytten1037 Delete that comment!

[@fillyourasswithfireanddest4875]

Ethan Nuytten shut up

[@Kitty3505Channel]

Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"

[@NODnuke45]

Markiplier: "I'M NOT MORALLY AMBIGUOUS!" Also Markiplier: "SURE GIVE ME A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD IN EXCHANGE FOR A HUNDRED PEOPLE'S LIVES!"

[@NovaLaMason]

But… that's not morally AMBIGUOUS. It's IMMORAL.

[@headlightfluid7965]

NODnuke45 To be fair, trading souls for money is not morally ambiguous. It’s blatantly bad.

[@greennugget2908]

people tho?

[@NODnuke45]

@@NovaLaMason Yes, but he also ended up making a successful kingdom and helping the people he DIDN'T sacrifice, so overall he became morally ambiguous. Anyway my point was just that he wouldn't even consider robbing people because he didn't want to be "morally ambiguous" but then he went straight to mass murder. lol

[@lordofdarkness4204]

That’s just evil/immoral

[@Artsy_Ari]

“I never say no to magic!” ~Markiplier 2018

[@pennding3415]

Just say no to magic

[@konnosx1213]

That Darkiplier corruption is getting real

[@paltysork2412]

Hey mark i will magicaly kill if you say yes

[@TheLibermania]

Never say no to Panda... Or magic.

[@alicerieker7292]

"I should have said no to magic..." ~Markiplier 2018

[@rainbowsheep8811]

"We got 32 people today, *Que ominous music* so it doesn't really matter that we killed 100 *Devilish laugh.*" -Markiplier 2018 31:05

[@owendalton3958]

rainbowsheep that’s what I was about to put

[@rainbowsheep8811]

@@owendalton3958 well I beat you to the punch.

[@FieryVigil]

I like how he's getting mad at the scientists for asking for 500 and 100 gold but hes given out like 3000 to the jester lmao

[@someguynamedjames1247]

The towns people: END OUR SUFFERING Mark the mad queen: in a dominic voice: I ÑƏVƏŘ ŞÂÝ ÑÕ ŤÕ MÂĢIÇ HÂÂÂ HÂÂÂ HÂÂÂ

[@telligent2845]

Get it right it’s mark the creep queen

[@floridiancrocodile8794]

Demonic*

[@chickenwithecoli4444]

Markiplier: I sAy No To MEnTAl hEaLtH Mental health: -Mental health-

[@perrrjackson2255]

-just leap into the darkness and hope for the best-

[@jockkristintums3028]

whose dominic?

[@ethanthebeast8806]

Mark: endless rage🤬🤬🤬🤬 *grandma walks in, Mark:oh oh sorry grandma I’ll stop for you🥰😘😍😇

[@tyrekodebiyi8949]

This sounds like my existence

[@TheSamvichMan]

soften his heart :D

[@darkmark7366]

I would do the same :3

[@Fufu_Futaba]

Anything for grandma uwu🖤💕💕💕💕

[@miner90gamesminer9games4]

[Every one liked that]

[@mynameisntlucy2608]

“I never say no to magic” 3 seconds later... “ I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO TO MAGIC!”

[@jelfishery]

Hah.

[@ItzNicoVr]

True lol

[@JadynPeters]

It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

[@naan000]

Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

[@FruityPebbles7123]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@kim-xn1qu]

this is my comfort video. ive watched it about a million times. i love falling asleep to it

[@quacke6869]

DUDE same exacttllyy

[@hailey2095]

i thought i was the only one it’s on every night while i’m falling asleep

[@bowtie_baron]

Same

[@mayhemblaster]

Honestly, it feels like you are being told a bedtime story by Mark and it's really nice

[@hibiscusflour]

no fr tho

[@tommystokes9366]

I only rewatch this for three reasons: The Music The Voices And of course... *I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

[@christopherpugh5617]

I NEVER SAY NO TO M A G I C

[@tommystokes9366]

@ZigsTimeIsUp How could I forget Grandma!

[@AlexPrecedent]

Tommy Stokes Neither do I

[@dominicaccardo8050]

Also grandma

[@deadframe7910]

Tommy Stokes so much gold tho

[@christiangaston3225]

20:43 "Okay we're climbing back out of the bri-" *Wizard walks in* "DID SOMEONE SAY MAGIC!!!???!?!?!!!?"

[@necoarc2169]

That what really happen in the game

[@Litchitzz]

38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83

[@em_011]

Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:

[@sweetphi06]

oh i just noticed something! the name of that tiny mouse was “petite souris” which means “small mouse” in french :)

[@red1387]

Thank you.

[@patong9412]

Yeah but in France the "petite souris" Is the one who give us money when we loses out teeths like Santa Claus who gives us presents

[@proudanon]

@@patong9412 so its tooth fairy?

[@Criminal_Turtle]

@@proudanon yes, similar to the tooth fairy.

[@politelydestroyingyou]

I’m so upset that no one has mentioned Molder and Skelly *X-Files theme plays*

[@samuelhayden8665]

Sultan : *says something mean* Mark: Are you inSULTing me?

[@helenalvizou2826]

No he is inSULTAN him

[@Sunsgoods]

@@helenalvizou2826 youre corny

[@carterbunsold4269]

HAHA

[@HVLLOW99]

😤heavy *tÜrkish* breathing

[@ecoyeast3544]

Grandma is the true Queen of the game Change my mind

[@ecoyeast3544]

@MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day

[@whoevenru8403]

She a 10/10 grandma

[@the-detonator-2495]

I really cant

[@kabal7981]

she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?

[@tuesdayprettygood]

@@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma

[@mmm_pepEroni]

I'd really like for Mark to have more videos where he just plays cute games like this one! It has such a sweet vibe.