MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN

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[@cleasfam7112]

Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much. Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@nicolaschang6316]

20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

[@TheAimirak]

XD

[@BambooSh0t]

i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

[@krystanhitz8260]

0 3 0

[@yoda8677]

“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else” Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper? “Take it all I’m made of money”

[@melodybutbetter]

Lol so true

[@pywang2212]

All for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

Anything for grandma

[@paisleighyt6153]

@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being

[@yoda8677]

@@paisleighyt6153 yeah

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

"Why did the chicken kill-" *Grandma walks in* "Grandma!"

[@erbiba342]

the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

[@pathecat_]

Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

[@BlazeMisty]

I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

[@habibi42069]

@@BlazeMisty same😂

[@ERIXDD]

HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

[@michaeldantonio9009]

Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!” Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”

[@lorecianvanderklaauw704]

450th like :D

[@antoinetterys93]

I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂

[@Ggnoreongfr]

Hey I’m 700th

[@thehumanpotato2844]

You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

[@animuchan6136]

good find potato guy

[@thehumanpotato2844]

@@animuchan6136 why thank you

[@paolalopez6135]

Or the person he would have eaten

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

This is why you are the smartest potato i know

[@thehumanpotato2844]

Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.

[@mr.puffin8281]

10:02 Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine. 10 seconds later Dragon: hey how ya doin.

[@cheetahboy0127]

It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny

[@PreCodZ]

Hey how u doin :me im poor

[@maxk2799]

Dragon: bonjour

[@ToucOrSomething]

Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”

[@-Nightshade-]

YASSSSSSSS

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.

[@serspritztomb]

And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him

[@nickbenedict1816]

who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb

[@kyleerobbins9988]

*Knight returns successfully from his mission* Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

[@hiimdedinside-gr2md]

A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

[@RongDMemer]

Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there If i was a queen and my knight did that I'm clapping for him

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

[@RongDMemer]

@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

[@polishwingedhussar6113]

​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

[@Ghost-hr3rq]

Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?" ...And I probably would too-

[@Radiowo_]

true

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

[@boredned1astv544]

I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

[@DesolateLavender]

Is grandma magical?

[@awesomerinc.8553]

"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

[@c.i.m.1984]

Bruh moment

[@Winter_lights]

Ikr?

[@stormtmad9865]

XD

[@sydneyleston5240]

Oh so humble

[@oofiscool32]

But the town was happy

[@kim-xn1qu]

this is my comfort video. ive watched it about a million times. i love falling asleep to it

[@quacke6869]

DUDE same exacttllyy

[@hailey2095]

i thought i was the only one it’s on every night while i’m falling asleep

[@bowtie_baron]

Same

[@mayhemblaster1649]

Honestly, it feels like you are being told a bedtime story by Mark and it's really nice

[@blakester6445]

no fr tho

[@lunaandmore982]

I love how Mark just casually flies by $2000

[@umpkin_ptch4381]

when?

[@vikingrakami4068]

When?

[@GreyStuffAddict]

I think you meant to remove one of the 0’s-

[@kadetherat]

@@GreyStuffAddict it’s at 29:24

[@GreyStuffAddict]

@@kadetherat ty

[@clarahornmarkvardsen2515]

I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

[@stormthenonbinary4984]

shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

[@Nonsensical0g]

I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

[@kentrellmartin4674]

@@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference

[@justjoeking2414]

Shhhhhh

[@thatporkguy2655]

I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

[@phnxraptor]

"Last time I played this was 2 years ago" It's time again, Mark. It's time.

[@aidenpommee766]

The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

[@dxnt_bxthxr]

i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people don't ask when i lost my sanity

[@mac6na6na26]

It is time.

[@dirt_veggie9240]

@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

[@99fears51]

IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

[@chibiboi2847]

Grandma: Hello there sonny... may I borrow some gold for a soup sho- Mark: *would you like some luxury dinnerware with that?*

[@ThatRandomGu7]

Jester: “might I buy money for new juggling balls?” Mark: sure you can juggle my balls.

[@death_angel1125]

What's the timestamp for that btw?

[@--august--]

@@death_angel1125 8:17

[@angelaregalado2122]

@@death_angel1125around 8 minutes

[@kieranfodor3847]

At 8:22

[@optimusprime1690]

Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad. Markiplier: "No screw you Wizard: "But ill do it with magic. Markiplier: "Take them all!

[@edragon2599]

That is true

[@ajcabahug4636]

@@edragon2599 ey

[@edragon2599]

Ye

[@P3Lemon]

The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary

[@TheLionPerson]

666th like lmao

[@angrypotato8289]

"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others" Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

[@TazJustTaz]

“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

[@phoenixair11]

@Delete me true

[@dapi3903]

Fr

[@moyai6618]

In space with barberplier

[@Rachel-zf4cr]

how is that a paradox?

[@watrfall6847]

As a New Yorker, we do start every sentence with the word "EYYYYYYYY"

[@BananabrosYT-jl4me]

Thanks for saying that

[@theletterm8865]

i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

[@souplivious7477]

Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

[@weathermill2000]

yep its markiplier logic

[@ConvictedCondtioner]

Tbh I would also

[@gotgunpowder]

She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

[@StankFrengus]

@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

[@fubsh]

3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier: 1. Grandma 2. Magic 3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

[@Sophie-kk8tx]

Unless gramma offers her earnings

[@couchpotato3285]

@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

[@buttergaming4988]

Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

[@purplefox6436]

@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

[@couchpotato3285]

@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

[@belowfactual]

4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old

[@user-pc8sv2vl5f]

EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u

[@AlainaMorrow-gi5yd]

For me it's been 5 years

[@isotopebestsongfr]

5 years later and i still love it..

[@SCK-47]

true

[@gavinpare2987]

"why do you talk so funny" him doing the voice

[@13xPetra]

It reminds me of that one scene from Detroit: Become Human, “Why do they make you look weird and give you that funny voice?” 😂

[@thatsinger606]

27:30 Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!” His Gold- 666

[@emin166]

yeah

[@raphaelb6449]

Ye

[@crystalbaby0216]

*666*

[@blitz9-1-11]

I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago

[@reggieparks2680]

I was literally Looking for this comment

[@tolm1n301]

My worst fears: -Wasps -Death -Markiplier speaking french

[@erin5599]

I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes

[@tolm1n301]

@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣

[@mugitude]

ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death

[@SVasilovich]

420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘

[@Cat.Star.25.]

Its 469

[@The.lady.in.green.Penelope]

GRANDMA IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER!( im crying rn for her . hope her soup shop is going ok!)

[@elijahhowe1815]

Don't worry. Grandma wanted to give Markiplier gold from her soup shop twice. I think she's doing OK.

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

The soup shop is receiving government subsidies. It can’t go tits up

[@donovantibbels307]

I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.

[@normallymute0131]

I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.

[@s0lacee]

even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is

[@Slashernate]

She is the true mvp

[@brookecraddock90]

yes TwT

[@sam-qt7cy]

Your not a weirdo

[@deadaccount233]

@@sam-qt7cy >:(

[@chickenpugget7049]

Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?" Mark: "uhhh..." *Ad plays*

[@jamescano820]

Law&order

[@darkmark7366]

Didn't meet any ads lulz

[@bestboi2945]

We will be right back

[@marcury4137]

QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

[@sanstheskeleton1906]

OMG it happened 2 me 2

[@ThatSpoopyPotatoe]

Mark: is ls already in debt Jester: OHOHOHOO

[@ryano654]

the jester is not who we think

[@lilatheproxy3485]

i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Town: is suffering *HEAVILY* Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful

[@mcbepis]

Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)

[@andreaandem2001]

Only grandma can live happily

[@kkotheracountnstuff8209]

imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash

[@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876]

Its. Grandma.

[@ishidamitsunari5653]

It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma

[@edithbautistamarquez6175]

It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

[@leonkennedyfan]

Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

[@urara-chan8464]

I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

[@Ch1ck0n]

Mea to

[@nagiswrld]

Uh wears the bleach?

[@GMilkMan]

Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

[@etienneleroi9515]

This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite KZbin video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week

[@jimmydean8688]

Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

[@piggwardd]

Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage Wizard: screws him over Mark: starts crying

[@goaway6193]

*tears of rage emerge*

[@lemonboylpsproductions._.4890]

Yes lol

[@nuggetboi2886]

5 seconds later: “hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”

[@saagard8]

Gardener: can I have workers Mark:sure Gardener:equips dadric ring Mark:NANI

[@jessiebouyea1815]

Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!

[@firecapgaming2617]

"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!" "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

[@shredderx3290]

HYPOCRITE

[@theonewithheadphones498]

Oof

[@unicorniagamer7558]

Which aliens?

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

FireCap Gaming exactly

[@savannah0918]

@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien

[@idontknowshit7213]

I’m literally so happy when markliplier like seems so happy for his fucking goals. I love this fucking man.

[@shakinsplays8516]

Ngl I read that as “I love fucking this man” at first

[@StankFrengus]

Bruh no hate. but actually now that I think about it all the hate in the world. This is so weird and cringe to say. Markiplier is funny as fuck and so smart. Don't double swear while proclaiming your love tho, please. For us.

[@dbzenoluke]

@@StankFrengus careful, read his name

[@julianthingvoll]

I’ve watched this video 50 times in the past year and I have no idea why.

[@quacke6869]

ive been coming back and watching this video since it came back, its just comforting

[@cerebrumcausam8762]

mark: *gets angry* grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

[@Bert988]

Grandma gives him a cookie

[@jilly0412]

Mr. Heart mask XD

[@jawsplayz3799]

Mr. Heart mask LMAO

[@snownoodles3129]

Timothy2007 iiii

[@bloop3368]

Getting over it: I am inevitable

[@maskgaming6637]

Mark: *angry* “Grandma walks in” Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

[@teganwilliams6306]

Yea I agree

[@GG11VR]

Star Platinum ZA WARUDO

[@caniputmyballsinurjaws6985]

@@GG11VRDio every single sec

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

angy*

[@ch3rry955]

@@CatMasksSideChannel you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?

[@Galaxywolf2897]

Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

[@ReadFleet]

27:24 Markiplier:Thats been pretty goodluck so far! also markipliers coins: *666*

[@penguin7797]

Drummer: You like my rhythm, bruh? Mark: *I AM A LADY.*

[@somboonw.3253]

I’m confused is he a lady or a man ?

[@dane1382]

IT'S MA'AM

[@DamianandtonySwindle]

Skaia Poffley ok sir

[@TheSamvichMan]

ur right XD

[@frengkygiovany5152]

@@somboonw.3253 he was playing as a queen

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today? Mark: yeas I am Random dude: * dies *

[@jamesdanson6433]

“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**

[@lulashlyn728]

@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”

[@Yinithyn]

It took me a hot second to realize that the witch at 43:23 probably meant edibles, as in drug cookies.

[@FrancisMosses420]

Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

[@xp-snipes6795]

Mark: has at least eight hundred gold Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@awesomesauceTN234]

Mark: has eight hundred gold The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[@user-yq9qj7mq3u]

he has 2000

[@Bappers489]

gawld

[@TonTonTheBard]

23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

[@Jakeshaircut]

23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

[@memowl3663]

boo

[@nuggetboi2886]

MeMow L oh no I got spooked

[@tori6065]

Hi everybody whos come back

[@Riley_Does_art]

Hi!!!! :D

[@tori6065]

@@Riley_Does_art hiiii

[@scufty6786]

Howdy

[@tori6065]

@@scufty6786 hey there partner

[@kingnoobfail4657]

Frr

[@Kitty3505Channel]

Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"

[@alihasane3436]

They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

[@cunoill4873]

EXACTLY

[@xxgranthegamer76xx22]

Yes he must own the game

[@meowdasia]

@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game

[@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626]

@@meowdasia sort the markiplier

[@jimitpoddar4365]

I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.

[@explolsivecake2045]

Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns

[@thewaterleaf7929]

nice one! underrated!

[@mataiolozada3829]

Thanks

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

Agreed.

[@cl_low7758]

Wizard: Brings physical pain to him

[@lowheadvarney158]

Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell

[@tabinb.6984]

this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

[@christopherconnor6098]

grandma is so nice

[@rascer]

I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."

[@sairuhbby]

don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone

[@cajunvedafox5557]

YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS

[@kikoasnowz]

Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice

[@galvinmelborough7645]

But what if... There was another granny in that other half!?

[@darklordhyper]

@@galvinmelborough7645 the granny paradox

[@Unseen_ARTist]

Same I love my elders

[@Jayplays03]

It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

[@naan000]

Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

[@charlottakaarlonen962]

mark when everyone else: 😡😡😡 mar when grandma: 🥰🥰🥰

[@VGmaster1314]

I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

[@tasuu_]

VGmaster1314 I know.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTEE35E5E

[@willpenhall4679]

Ohhh I’m so proud of you!

[@Stallingsru]

CHARA ???

[@wintersnightlazzo]

very

[@ajthesilly69]

I agree

[@MumboJ]

Mark: "This seems like a good place to end." Game: "You have now completed the game." It was that simple all along.

[@CallMeVidd]

I just lost the game

[@lauriejohnston7921]

vidd why.... WHY!?

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr XD

[@froggie_8301]

I like that the characters are reoccuring and have different personalities. Also the fact that through helping people you actually become friends w them and receive rewards

[@max26732]

All hail grandma 🧎‍♂

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Wizard: *kills everyone with magic” Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“ _Grandma walks in_ Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

[@RandomInternetStranger]

Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!

[@jellyscorner9618]

BEANNN

[@thepurpderp.6811]

@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake

[@KokuyoK]

"I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

[@Jordi_NL]

He is a dedicated man alright.

[@The-Average-Noob]

And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20

[@WRLDOfSad]

20:50 omfg that was so stressing, had the same reaction

[@PFC-Hider]

28:50 I love how you can see the exact moment where mark turned evil, and was like "Heaps of gold you say?"

[@iceninja1997]

"Why are there so many french people in this game?" Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

[@Omega-lq9zk]

Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

[@Regener8Plays]

@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

[@vinnie3731]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

[@Regener8Plays]

@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

[@chaingigan7545]

Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor. He wasn't say not to magic after all.

[@thickskulls]

Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up. But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

[@mmm_pepEroni]

I'd really like for Mark to have more videos where he just plays cute games like this one! It has such a sweet vibe.

[@richardwoolman9204]

I love how we keep coming back to a video that was posted 4 years ago

[@isaidwesadtoday515]

Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-* *grandma walks in* Mark: oh hi grandma!

[@waimunlaiwai2668]

Markipliers bruh moment

[@josuedominguez-delatorre735]

@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.

[@Coinull]

17:30

[@marianchiroi9197]

Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH

[@idiot.6296]

"You have become so humble... im so proud of you" - Grandma says after mark sacrificed 100 of his people for 2000 gold.

[@turtle2310]

Shh she doesn't need to know

[@apagliasotti]

Lol ikr

[@inhle1688]

floof_ goes_ferret what if grandma was one of those 100 people

[@idiot.6296]

@@inhle1688 oh dear

[@somethinginteresting1972]

sHHHHHH!

[@saveas9224]

I’m coming back to this 4 years later and it gets better every time

[@seitzgd]

"Theres been 10 serial killer escaped and has entered our town." Mark : *well they're adding the population so its fine*

[@mowukamoon7024]

Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person! Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*

[@hide144]

i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil

[@dionemartins0212]

"How much is a heap...?"

[@jayson-mo3vo]

No one like this It’s at 666

[@apolimeow]

Corruption ark

[@Minecraftguyslave]

Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago

[@Artsy_Ari]

“I never say no to magic!” ~Markiplier 2018

[@pennding3415]

Just say no to magic

[@konnosx1213]

That Darkiplier corruption is getting real

[@paltysork2412]

Hey mark i will magicaly kill if you say yes

[@TheLibermania]

Never say no to Panda... Or magic.

[@alicerieker7292]

"I should have said no to magic..." ~Markiplier 2018

[@netinho007.]

33:15 THAT MADE ME CRY

[@celestialaura7]

Anyone else still come back to this almost 5 years later? I love this video and this game

[@rubyknights5885]

Same here the music and mark is just so comforting

[@enderex1653]

27:25 Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today *look at gold coin # Me: Oh god...

[@delossantosjanelles.9542]

THE SATAN WIZARD!!

[@howdypardner9629]

Beat me to it

[@bunglesii9204]

Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

[@strawbz63]

Thank you for commenting for me.

[@anthropaki]

Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

[@jankec]

Grandma:"you're so humble" Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

[@doubleking7070]

But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

[@krystanhitz8260]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

[@lionhart2289]

Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

[@peacemaker1317]

5 years and i still watch this

[@prosans2]

Markiplier whenever Mason walks in: EYYYY

[@lauralbranch]

How to fuel a gambling addiction: *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

[@LaserDawg]

*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*

[@drakesomerset129]

*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*

[@Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh]

Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG

[@lauralbranch]

When did this get 1.4k likes?

[@sockthesockpuppet]

@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K

[@quinyoung9871]

34:47 ah yes, a time when the words “among us” in a sentence was completely normal, overlooked one might say, but that was before the incident.

[@marianchiroi9197]

Amogus Reference.

[@_penne_pasta_]

*SUS* 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

[@jasonirawan]

Sussy 😳😳😳

[@njsilkey2716]

*Insert among us meme here*

[@CountryhumanLunaria]

Sus

[@fallenwolfie6912]

20:55 welp he be dying

[@L._Vireo]

I love how we’re all just coming back to an hour long video that was posted five years ago

[@neonboy6968]

Theif Girl : I can steal from people and I’ll give it to you Mark: No The Devil : I’ll kill your people for gold Mark : Yes

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

Weeeeell..... The devil gives him 2000....the thief gives him 50...

[@aitplayz]

That would be your mother. -the Spy 2000?

[@blue_rogue2324]

@Aitplayz about 2009

[@aitplayz]

Blue_rouge2 oh wow, ok

[@branikmingua1117]

😈 uses more magical means

[@justathena4344]

Think of how sad grandma would be if she knew you killed 100 people...

[@geg87687]

She would turn into a super saiyan using the seven dragon cookies and absolutely fucking obliterate Mark, then bake them cookies again to resurrect them

[@Sylfa]

Well, 140 people, but who's counting

[@rhondamoore4588]

You,25 minutes ago

[@bluwuboi]

Don’t do this to me

[@darkgxk]

a 100 what about all the magic shenanigans XD

[@BoleVad]

Why did i get an ad for this video???

[@redwolf8719]

Btw I played this game and there is a big plot twist that mark miss when he got the option at the joining ceremony to get the shortened version. If he picked the longer version he would have seen the plot twist. That would have given some good content I imagine.

[@humoroushydra5881]

Never ask A woman: Her age A man: His salary Mark: To say no to magic

[@EternallyDoomed]

Lol

[@silverbullet5083]

Lol

[@weirdsushi4808]

I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn

[@silverbullet5083]

@@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it Its really a formal thing really

[@kimjongun2637]

@Star echo I hate you so much

[@acaesic]

people: die game: the people are happy, the city is growing people: live game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

[@taniachapman3643]

@@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

[@taniachapman3643]

They are suicidal. 😅😬

[@gonossledgehammer1120]

54 people in town 75 people happy that's how mafia works?

[@MsEva3078]

it was so funny after markiplier won the bet whith the devil

[@hometimemayhem928]

Mark not knowing the difference between the population and happiness stats

[@maxdock3676]

Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people Mark: Good question

[@NathanTheMan]

Hm

[@fe4rless845]

I'll take itttttt

[@cheesecrusader9635]

Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else* *grandma comes in* Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

[@axolotlboi8920]

That is so funny 😂

[@jamesryan3641]

Ikr lol

[@NonSkrapple]

17:07

[@daedoingthings4595]

@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

[@dollykumo2959]

@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

[@cinnamobella]

love that we’re coming back to a video posted 5 years ago

[@ContentCoincident]

Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”