THE ULTIMATE LIFE SIMULATOR | Imagine Lifetimes

[@DNDEXC3000]

Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world

[@User-ju9rv]

Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground

[@uhnqie]

This describes my own childhood

[@hellothere-sf1gl]

ah ,and mark remaned the same even today

[@sharplily]

@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)

[@RoostBR]

Dont forget about “The Stone”

[@Xj10259]

baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun. Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.

[@kalysian]

It was meant to be :')

[@MindLostForeverXx]

Mind blown

[@mimikid-f8g]

.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it

[@flavorcrash3890]

You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother

[@lamyaamounadi7587]

Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him Mark : *so you have chosen death*

[@brandonbergfelt2530]

Hi

[@lamyaamounadi7587]

@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii

[@lumpy1093]

@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?

[@dylanweller5914]

10/10

[@l0v3_pixie89]

this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣

[@Strwbrry_mlkk]

Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺

[@quandaIedingIe]

don't reflect yourself

[@Idkwhats_goingontbh]

​@@quandaIedingIeWhat?

[@quandaIedingIe]

@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind

[@ShatteredSongbird]

She is so precious

[@Exponentpie]

yea!

[@jklyn23]

Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too? Mark's Mom: *Y E S*

[@axcilium]

I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me

[@toxkys]

"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"

[@ziphy_4360]

GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2

[@SematarysToeNails]

Engineer gaming

[@kalrexz8337]

J

[@thaibbyy9694]

“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*

[@stanleybik1657]

Ok weird gachatard.

[@alumilynn]

@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.

[@JusticeForTheWin]

Lmao right

[@aerin6353]

depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?

[@vanillacoke1961]

@gacha_loser .-. Lmao

[@birdboy0013]

"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!" Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.

[@megarayquaza9054]

Brah

[@blackdragon6627]

There is a guy on KZbin who actually just sits and smiles for videos

[@simonghoul3602]

23:45

[@kingdarma8081]

He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*

[@lickinbiscuits9229]

Nice 420 likes

[@mayonnayse2004]

From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

WHAT!

[@oribooedit]

​@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up

[@skinnywhiteboy5590]

"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.

[@JJTR_Arcy]

if i've ever heard of it*?

[@changedaccountkbye2846]

Jared James Ramos DONT

[@sophiemoore1566]

😂😂😂

[@P455w0rds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ProwlWolf]

So true

[@nocturnal9441]

Other children: *Exists* Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.

[@musicenthusiast9801]

Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?

[@seratope]

Not to mention they're behavioring at things

[@kaurkaur1836]

While smiling as well.

[@TheOneWhoGames1]

Mark: I see no god up here But me!

[@snowfolf639]

how is this the exact same thing i thought

[@carlitoschavez1909]

Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in* Momiplier: *smiles in delight *

[@iLikePistachios]

*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...

[@jonsnow5129]

His last face expression being yours😈

[@starbird6]

like Romulus and Remus

[@ferret2308]

Favorite child status unlocked

[@TheForkRebel]

Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought

[@motherof_vermin]

Mark's brother: maMa MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*

[@cherrymarriedindiscord1404]

I want this registered 😂😂

[@jasonmantri2658]

💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@hellokittyhawaii]

😂🤣

[@herobrineexe5149]

Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND

[@PorpleGuy-1983]

@@herobrineexe5149 "You underestimate my dada"

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"

[@mostsillywillynilly]

SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

I'm feeling a needwagon

[@runawayriot3853]

Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@flynnguest8323]

SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN

[@mr.araara8046]

Memewagon foundation😂😂

[@CryoHyena]

The perfect song doesn’t exi- Mark: *starts freestyling*

[@txiczmbie1077]

i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮

[@txiczmbie1077]

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”

[@mommyl0nglegs]

im fucking crying its so funny to me

[@Toonboo12309]

@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32

[@tomascarrizo2477]

When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful

[@baha17222]

Jason: says dada Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal

[@toadtoddler]

Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*

[@natedawg7943]

Top ten anime betrayals

[@baha17222]

VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*

[@finnhowl2487]

someone: what was your favorite childhood toy mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room

[@volpelastname6951]

Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!

[@Fulen1]

@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome

[@gaiaharpaz]

tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE

[@elizabethstallworth21]

Cars

[@elizabethstallworth21]

I

[@justabiotismaccountsscondn3969]

Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled

[@kate2233]

His inner darkiplier was showing

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer

[@zenitsuagatsama4204]

02 is wifu

[@f1319-r9b]

@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated

[@zenitsuagatsama4204]

Stfu I do not care

[@Zuko-o4z]

21:54 Mark: *"I play games, I AM A COW."* -Markiplier 2020

[@CheeseBlaster]

“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain” yep, that sounds like him alright

[@Bigrizz69]

that sounded sad and traumatic

[@spongebobsquarepants740]

he was in his big brain time

[@jas.per.25]

@@Bigrizz69 😐

[@ginyuraiyuden1104]

@@Bigrizz69 😐

[@spingingleblorp3996]

@@Bigrizz69 😐

[@charater08]

Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks** Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*

[@michaelwilliams3382]

Idk why but I lmao 😂

[@tamakii1]

I ate the chalk

[@BlazeFireKid]

Lmao

[@yangqi]

@@tamakii1 we all did

[@victoravila2248]

the wall is so much better bro

[@staz8741]

Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute

[@crazyassassin6018]

Agreed also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

21:39 for those who arrived from twitter or that one tik tok, here's the song. Your welcome. He's definitely making a horror show soon.

[@killingfrenzy5443]

Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood

[@not-pyroman]

i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that

[@svenkozelenko7757]

@@not-pyroman lol underrated

[@gaiaharpaz]

im acttualy not surprised.

[@mygodwhatdidyoudo]

He hasn't changed either for the better

[@Bendytheboi]

Also a bro crusher

[@arthurborges4235]

Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child" Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"

[@soggypotato1]

.

[@spaceagator8014]

​

[@goji-woji1584]

.

[@justpea7829]

.

[@JaySogga]

literally thinking the same thing

[@bomboclat-n4f]

His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life

[@frictionlessyt100]

Finally someone exactly the same as me

[@w0lf29]

And they think grades in school decide your future

[@w0lf29]

It's ok start a KZbin channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma

[@Oturan20]

@@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.

[@gonzalezzzzzzzzlee]

@@Oturan20 which *

[@Mustard__Ketchup]

Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other KZbin media I’ve seen.

[@isaaccunningham59]

For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song: 21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"

[@SpacePotato08]

he do be spitting facts tho

[@thatayrellguy3023]

"i am a cow"

[@kgthdc2468]

Straight spittin

[@SoapyySkyy]

@@eugene_glovak no

[@anti_fragile]

that had no business being that good

[@sturmpionier_crispergull]

Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅

[@EnaYT2]

Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD

[@patrickn.4113]

Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)

[@chankmank1881]

Same

[@insidiouskamikaze6772]

Ikr? That background track is awesome

[@xxxx3278]

Taylor Riches Exactly

[@Pecangaming]

So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...

[@iLikePistachios]

Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete

[@gremliin_priince]

666 likes

[@yesguy2-is-kinda-cool]

what part of video

[@draginn2029]

mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there

[@Blackrosecreater]

Same

[@VenomisedSky]

Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century

[@txiczmbie1077]

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

[@jonathanvandagriff7515]

@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅

[@gamingwithcube8846]

@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident

[@zongli23]

@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields

[@sigma6854]

So damn true

[@kaedanthomas4928]

I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”

[@iLikePistachios]

He gotten insane

[@Discogreview]

Jojoke

[@slamg4618]

I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”

[@ibuprofen6171]

Mark: sits down in kindergarten staring at everyone Also mark: ok it’s it big brain time

[@stillscared2176]

Indeed, it's BIG BRAIN TIME

[@iLikePistachios]

@@stillscared2176 your profile fits perfectly

[@mangoschaos6950]

mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying

[@ImSpookd]

it was an unus annus reference.

[@xendurr8180]

Mark's mom: You just used your brain. Mark: It's big brain time.

[@gavinsutter1799]

@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%

[@raphael8951]

Oh yeah, this big brain time

[@RedHex138]

Mind size: Mega

[@stompyfeet408]

Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'" Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.

[@shalev.]

@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English

[@rileyrichfit]

Took the words outta my mouth😂😂

[@extremederpz4270]

@@fateful2113 rita hayworth

[@HakemzOfficial]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@kenny4yourthots]

A "professional" child.

[@makennapatton3680]

Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words* Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother* Me: “sounds accurate”

[@playitcoolman7820]

LOL MOMIPLIER

[@nidhalsormali3051]

And he suffocated him for no reason top

[@Zackisnotdead]

Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance

[@-lemonspritz-9865]

LMAO

[@Queeino_ferret]

2:18

[@budgetman7111]

The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.

[@ImaniJMc]

*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark* “A boy with a big mind” *Mark* “BIG BRAIN!”

[@insidejoke1068]

The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'

[@giladshmueli5831]

@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?

[@appledapple5021]

Oh yeah big brain time

[@ImaniJMc]

Frost - Bite I felt that

[@alvinchikara1246]

"Why do you act like a foolish little child?" "I'm so grown up." Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂

[@esmeechan1036]

More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND

[@saYONAkidoRII]

Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain” Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”

[@parsivaladams5328]

Ahah good one

[@meowdasia]

@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax

[@the_real_creepervlogs]

it was never not big brain time with him

[@bigman5306]

@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.

[@saYONAkidoRII]

@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;

[@Rosagave]

When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile- It reminded me of the baby in yellow..

[@adrienne5253]

When Mark proposes to Amy Amy: why is the ring so small? Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake.. Amy: understandable

[@boop5636]

Driidlz I feel like she would be more like; Amy: hell yeah!

[@rockyhater2210]

@Theodore Keating yeah ikr

[@corbeq9806]

In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd

[@greythomas6199]

A black and white one

[@absoluteidiot9316]

Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes

[@hollow8194]

She is so lovely xD

[@yvettefrench3480]

XD perfect 😂👌

[@diobrando666]

That makes it better😂😂

[@Earthzooka]

Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.

[@jessicajonas5818]

His mom is so sweet.

[@jbdbibbaerman8071]

Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama Mark: So you have chosen death

[@nickytickybih2966]

Mark: Peace was never an option.

[@merlinmccoy-crego8366]

Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂

[@noxaic]

I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego

[@garfeltrealtbh]

Baby: murder brother Child: stare at wall Adult: makes fnaf popular

[@andyfg33]

And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!

[@smolbby174]

Hotel: Trivago

[@timpudge5816]

thats what life is about

[@sphjinx1448]

Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.

[@robloxguest2633]

Basically

[@PsychadelicWolf]

Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader

[@eaaa1437]

PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂

[@io7020]

Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today

[@hisoka3501]

@@io7020 hi

[@adeadhuman3050]

I think the funniest thing I’ve seen today is mark screaming “OASIS” and hitting his table

[@Big-Business]

E

[@kingmystery8425]

*"ready player one flashback"*

[@archit-kaul]

I think he probably meant to say osmosis

[@greythomas6199]

"Stares into space" U N U S A N N U S Also Time Stamp??

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

It's even better when I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I read this comment and I can't breathe I'm already laughing so hard Im scared of how much I'll be laughing when I actually get to that part

[@guitarwithrishy1907]

"we couldn't afford a toy" And look where mark is now! True success story

[@Sparrow_203]

Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget” Mark when seeing a cake option: *OVER 9000!!!!*

[@halolord9993]

Its

[@Pyrodragon3993]

This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*

[@darksoul4734]

Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT

[@frith.calluna]

Give me... *ALL THE CAKES*

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination. This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.

[@wahach1532]

21:38 the fact that he made up all of that on the spot is impressive

[@Justasimpleplankofwood5425]

GONNA STEAL AUTOMOBILES ‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@GianArias12]

“I AM A COW” made me burst into laughter

[@SpiceDiceGame]

thank you so much for the timestamp

[@cinnomorollbun]

Lol are we all rewatching this at the same time

[@Crowcryptic]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I really need that right now this month has been hard that laugh mad it so much better

[@zenonempire3562]

Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?" Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*

[@megarayquaza9054]

Lmao

[@ViscountMann]

He was a big baby.

[@randybray7558]

@Good AND Bad hello

[@nightrainieee]

@@randybray7558 yeah sure

[@randybray7558]

@@nightrainieee Thank you.

[@foxtatertot]

This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.

[@jeromistrator1945]

Markiplier: "I AM A COW!" Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO

[@annyarchist]

Same

[@peytongardner8830]

Markimoo

[@willowdrakon]

Fucking nostalgia

[@nightcrawltrr]

Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO

[@syedabegum9527]

“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*

[@AugmentedGravity]

Traumatizing.

[@jschuler3694]

Your mom seems so holsum.

[@Vespervoo]

Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,

[@anhedonicauthor]

Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!

[@Xellarina]

“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.

[@nautilus0207]

Reality sometimes disappointing

[@kimjongjuul4349]

I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents

[@nautilus0207]

@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different

[@kimjongjuul4349]

@@nautilus0207 ok

[@milo-ml3rd]

He was

[@etheron123]

11:00 Mark: Internet baby, Internet all the way Few seconds later Mark: What the hell is this

[@littletitanicmaster-2622]

that ain’t the only thing back then mate

[@lazydanni]

Baby Marky: *I shall worship this woman from now on* Also Baby Mark: *takes his bro down* NO, MINE

[@imperialmuck9631]

21:27 I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because) there's my cactus eh there's my dog there's some roses and there is a log there's a frog in the bog there's my cash ooh what a jog going back in time now i played games i am a cow track and field oh what a deal gonna steal automobiles That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff

[@janakolesarova687]

That's my favorite part of the video xD

[@veegirl]

I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭

[@aomp3407]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@rubenbraekman4515]

Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind

[@epicwhitebread5772]

No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music

[@ghostlyspace2015]

Momiplier: Don’t mind him Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*

[@flekovich]

Smells like weed

[@tommyspringfield7687]

It's demons Jim demons

[@senpie9087]

Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born

[@Noodlesguitar]

My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy

[@olivenest]

Mark: "My favourite child-hood toy was staring into the boundless void of the room contemplating my existence"

[@ryujin1075]

Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom" Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂

[@denvertikky4088]

Momiplier*

[@AngelWingsYT]

momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill

[@kalysian]

Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.

[@SpadesG]

Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol

[@kazoo526]

Denver Tikky markimom still works

[@kexard]

It feels like Momiplier knows she’s being recorded, so she takes the opportunity to brag about Mark XD

[@ForeverWildstar]

he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao

[@TheBowTizzle]

21:28 I would just like to remind you that this man currently has a major role in an Amazon Prime TV series.

[@icouldbejokingbut]

Baby Mark: sits in the middle of a room Mark's mom: "awe look at that smile. Oh look at that award winning smile"

[@Adam17805]

Marks mom: Look at that sinister and world dominating smile

[@notasellout6503]

Marks mom: he’s so cute while crushing his brother head

[@MatthewTuck92]

Mark: "So my favourite toy was sitting in the middle of the room staring and smiling?" Momiplier :"YES" That's our big brain Mark

[@cursedcat9557]

Imagine baby mark in the middle of the night looking at you and smiling

[@KizuRai]

Mark would apparently sit in a room, stare and smile, while crushing his brother's head because he loves his mama.

[@kevinfortin3398]

Honestly the more i read this the more i fear i may have a nighhtmare of a child just sitting in the dark staring and smilling and possibly crushing someone head.

[@RobertNoLX]

2:30 mom exposing him fr, good parenting

[@theemeraldking9]

Mark's mom is my favourite person ever, she doesn't even realise she's being recorded.

[@Mr.FrostyApple]

Mark: "OASIS" "OASIS" Me: has unus annus flashbacks

[@ChknKng]

S3ntry YT does that count here as well?

[@sheepishliam]

@@ChknKng Pretty sure he said in any video, anywhere...

[@sheepishliam]

Could be wrong though.

[@butter4270]

@@sheepishliam they said they only do that on unus annus videos

[@eow4317]

S3ntry YT Only for Unus Annus videos

[@logan3917]

“So as a kid, my favorite toy was to sit in a room and stare and smile?” “Y E S”

[@Gracex_xpancakes]

1:46 Omgg mark's mom is so pretty

[@carachamadofinger4640]

21:28 Mark's Life Rap Lyrics: There's my cactus Oh, there's my dog There's some roses And there is a log There's a frog In the bog There's my cash Ooh, what a jog Going back In time now I play games I am a cow Track & Field Oh, what a deal Gonna steal All the mobiles I don't know...

[@kristigreenlief664]

Cachorrinho Jogador forgot the iDk

[@carachamadofinger4640]

@@kristigreenlief664 true sorry

[@royaltinman2226]

I think he says jog not jug lmao

[@carachamadofinger4640]

@@royaltinman2226 hmmm maybe...

[@insomniacmoviecritic]

I was laughing hysterically

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

21:34 “Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”

[@Singularity--]

indeed. I would like it on Spotify.

[@pizzamandolino8058]

@@Singularity-- it will be done

[@slim8756]

Make a original comment plz

[@big_chungalard2]

Lmao

[@NightWolf-bq5ky]

Amazing

[@bethanyb4168]

Mark: “I didn’t graduate!” Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..

[@Creeperhunter267]

I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?

[@spanishorvanish8959]

Me:

[@jakobthe]

*[F]* congrats tho

[@bagelboy5163]

Same

[@MrXeno25]

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier

[@AbigailMaureenVI]

I love your mom. She is hilarious.

[@omarfarooq9963]

Awkward

[@omarfarooq9963]

@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way

[@Soze-zw1uy]

@@omarfarooq9963 how?

[@ramonraccoon1324]

Same

[@jeremiahbruins9332]

Yeah very funny 👍

[@Hunter-ni4mq]

End music of game: *is awesome* Markiplier: "I AM A COW"

[@MoonOfCheese]

He only made it better

[@cadentubeohara3970]

There’s a frog in the bog

[@meptune0335]

K not funny-

[@CYFIOinc]

Him singing to the end music had me dying

[@Hunter-ni4mq]

@@meptune0335 I don’t care if you think it’s funny. I just thought it was. So...

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Alternative title: “ Mark is the perfect child who looked down at other children as they foolishly lived out their childhood like animals.”

[@elijahchandler552]

even though he is a cow 21:54

[@Maggsz]

21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!

[@cryptling8825]

: Mark slowly finds out he was an anime villain as a kid

[@laabib44]

21:37 *Mark starts spitting straight FIRE*

[@GermXTracks]

I have rewatched this part multiple times and I have no shame.

[@ord_erly]

I really want a full version

[@tommyspringfield7687]

Play it at 2 times speed

[@Unlucky1238]

What song is playing just curious

[@unfunnylad1866]

tommy springfield I found it best at 1.75

[@jeusWRLD]

Momiplier: You didn't need a toy... You just used your brain! Mark: *_OH YEA IT'S BIG BRAIN TIME_*

[@pramps9341]

It’s mommyplier

[@perthaputton1203]

His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰

[@jujruzu]

Marks mom: a boy with a big mind Mark: BOOM THERES MY CACTUS, THERES MY DOG

[@Slimurgical]

Also Mark: WHERE'S THE BLACKSMIIIIITH?!

[@zayda1968]

he indeed is a big brain

[@littleaqua32]

zayda a big mind*

[@IzzyMendizabal]

OMG I’ve been dying and rewatching that clip over and over again

[@bangtanimosity8564]

THERE’S THE ROSES, AND THERE IS A LOG!

[@bananapankate2910]

“Celine...CELINE?!?!? Gotta go with Celine”, Mark, your Warfestache is showing

[@kodokunagemu]

You are literally the first person I've seen with a Mark Heart next to your name

[@-_-murilo2865]

this reminded about DBZA... ;-;

[@Chern948]

Even after all this time I’m still waiting for more yandere simulator

[@Kaitri]

I dont get it

[@randybray7558]

Hello sorry to interupt and self promote but i just wrote the first part of my first novel. I would like some feedback. would anyon like to see it. FAIR WARNING IT DOES CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT!!

[@FogStudioGames]

I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video

[@eternallylazuli]

21:28 Lyrics: “Dun (x26?) There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog! There’s the roses and there is a log! There’s a frog in the bog. There’s my cash, ooh what a jog! Going back, in time now I played games, I am a cow! Track and field, ooh what a deal! Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES! ...I don’t know...” We need someone to remix this lmao

[@starfire2178]

O M G Yes!!! Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@poisonedapples6327]

Most definitely IS A MUST!!!

[@shadowcreeperking8423]

10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!

[@Akatuski2000]

It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side

[@vortex_v5395]

I said the same think we need a remix

[@moshyy_]

Momiplier: “You were very quiet.” Mark: *confused speaking*

[@jupitersgod5207]

Mark about a tv“I’m a biochemical engineer I can afford it” Mark about marriage “Can I get a discount?”

[@oofman1872]

Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice. Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"

[@galore5135]

“THERES MY CACTUS OH THERES MY DOG” We can now clearly see that this man has a problem

[@moose3875]

69 likes😏

[@just_mochabean]

That song was straight fire to be honest

[@colmmccluskey9066]

I am a cow

[@kinderbueno7831]

Have you seen Pewdiepie played Half-life Alyx or Minecraft?

[@galore5135]

Mirza Syahme yes

[@memepool22]

Mark: **starts freestyling** Eminem: _Why do I hear boss music?_

[@DevilGirl-lb4gu]

The Rap God has a challenge xD

[@RogueWRLD999]

😂💀

[@nidhalsormali3051]

AAAAA SUMMA LUMMA THIS IS MARK YA KNUH? HE'S COO HE SICK, BETTER THAN YOU AND COOLER THAN YOU. BOSS MUSIC!!

[@DevilGirl-lb4gu]

@@nidhalsormali3051 ooo you should write marks freestyles xD

[@kirasingh8151]

😂😂Love this

[@namesarelame9830]

I like how he's modeling it after his actual life and we get to hear the lore behind what made him become a KZbinr

[@phylencroliaaaa3856]

THE LOOOOOOORE

[@socially-shay]

@@phylencroliaaaa3856 RING THE LORE BELLS!

[@Astryx_756]

Surgeon Simulator flashback intensifies

[@achalavemu4882]

yesss slay i agree he’s so wholesome

[@Garrytheman342]

Lore lore lore lore lore lore loreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love lore!

[@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI]

If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination. He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆

[@MazzaP63]

“Are we still in high school? I guess that’s the last time I had a crush on someone” Amy: tf?

[@lucifaye1622]

He never had a crush on her he just always loved her

[@MazzaP63]

Devil Girl very true 😌❤️