Streamer Life Simulator

[@cryptling8825]

The biggest tragedy, not the fact that he doesn't have a bathroom, nor the fact that he lives in the slums, but the fact that he has no mousepad.

[@Juan-tx6tu]

You got bombarded by bots lol

[@thatguy3000]

@@Juan-tx6tu They gone now.

[@ThePlaylistTDL]

can't afford a bathroom, let alone a mousepad

[@gw5479]

Even bigger is that this game cost $20 wtf

[@Svelys]

@@gw5479 wait what

[@milesupshur9614]

Breaking news: Latest up and coming streamer, Markiplier, dies in a horrible car crash after hitting a bush. Nearby trees confirm his final words were "How bout' I just go straight there-- uh oh."

[@keeryeltetty2901]

Uh oh

[@Trikotomy]

This is Red Dead Redemption all over again

[@hannahreeve4507]

Inspectors, on the scene, say that from evidence, he was carrying his bed, in his hand, during the accident.

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

Thankfully the bush wasnt hurt

[@djailsonfelipe84]

That's how the Black Mirror episode would end.

[@jencaso]

"I'm done with this game" **11 minutes left**

[@vgoated_god1088]

I was saying the same thing in my head

[@gingermedman8509]

Hit "X" for doubt.

[@athenasineri4161]

Lmao-exactlyyy-

[@nailmanman6146]

420 noice

[@eviltoast1327]

Nail + Head

[@gingaillust_]

In alternate universe, Markiplier is a toxic streamer who thrives on drama and clam soup

[@the_maniac_jjpg]

😅😂😂

[@keiferplayz1286]

Isn’t that just darkiplier?

[@the_maniac_jjpg]

@@keiferplayz1286 I’m all for nostalgia bait, if done right

[@maidberry5129]

literally the plot of needy streamer overload

[@annisamisa3770]

​@@keiferplayz1286Nah, it would be Actor Mark

[@Adam-do3xb]

in a parallel universe: Markiplier the streamer plays KZbin simulator

[@bazilea3761]

so glad i found this comment i was legit just thinking about this XD

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear adam

[@Adam-do3xb]

​@@AxxLAfriku dont be negative to yourself ur amazing and never give up

[@benmay1294]

@@Adam-do3xb good job having a second account

[@aidanvannynatten2787]

You mean Tuber Simulator?

[@andresparodi9120]

Mark: “This isn’t just a streamer simulator it’s a life simulator.” Name of the game: Streamer Life Simulator

[@mannr8527]

LMAAOO

[@testingman1a797]

me: LAMP OIL. ROPES? BOMBS? U WANT IT ?!?!? It all yourrs, my friend As long you have enough rubyes

[@cathygoodman1790]

r/wooooooooooooosh

[@joegaddy2030]

@@cathygoodman1790 Nothing in this person's comment implies that they missed the joke.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Touche. You win this round Mr reader.

[@DillonMeyer]

"Ignore the 160% toxicity", ah, like a true streamer.

[@KlausiboyZ]

The best part is, it keeps growing. So far it's 1400%

[@jrqolx]

tf

[@ikelldagay1801]

Impossible, it's level... it's over 9000!

[@버섯예쁜]

@@jrqolx ?

[@ryanschulte475]

Later it gets to like 1400 percent.

[@jasperD33]

Mark: “Delivering pizza is for bitches” Me, a pizza delivery driver: damn right it is

[@FilbieTron]

That’s a very Philip J Fry thing to say haha

[@ricecooker7037]

“Send your weakest delivery boy.”

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

"Damn right it is" * starts crying *

[@BuddyS95]

As a Pizza Hut driver I couldn't agree more. Lmao

[@RealForensicTV]

@@BuddyS95 it must be hard to not eat all those pizzas i wouldnt last a day

[@Yamikani]

popular streamer Markiplier found dead in a car accident. Some say it was because he was driving straight threw the woods but others claim it was because he was carrying a whole bed while driving

[@ashtrop3951]

Nah man, he was getting it on thanks yo clamsoup

[@AmericanPanda]

This is the best comment

[@rahmatismail9818]

@@AmericanPanda no me

[@Jaykaverse]

Lmao

[@coins_png]

@@AmericanPanda yes

[@cobanerdanny456]

Mark: “I’m cutting it here” Me: *Sees theres 10 mins left “I suspect cap”

[@cookiecat1842]

Lmao I was like nope not finished yet

[@halleyscomett]

I was like that yesterday when I watched it the first time lol

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@@cookiecat1842 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@@halleyscomett flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

[@sebe6962]

Also him wearing the bleach tie dye shirt

[@AutieMedia]

The only thing that feels more relatable than the grind in this game: the process of how Mark got addicted to this game

[@jalencloeman5227]

And clam soup

[@loganland1076]

You should do another video like this one

[@kkray4863]

@kitten10333 I nearly died of laughter at that part 😂

[@galacticfanatic1912]

@@jalencloeman5227 what about ...

[@juliusvillapando1676]

14:46 "That's so much money for gas" mark predicts the future confirmed.

[@ohtristan_]

This game was before it’s time apparently

[@bcingred_playz6731]

To real rn

[@IzukuMidoriya-bb4ez]

7.54 for gas T^T i dont get payed enough for that

[@UnKnown-hf4mi]

Too true😂

[@theexcaliburone5933]

Predicts europe*

[@nitromiyazaki]

Mark, 1 month later: “What’s up everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to our first stream!”

[@cobicu]

he already streams a lot on twitch

[@Darth_Tater69]

@@cobicu thank you captain obvious

[@cobicu]

@@Darth_Tater69 did it seem like im specifically telling you? theres usually around 22k viewers on his twitch and his videos have over 2 million views most of the time so most people probably dont know about it if you have a brain to know that

[@nitromiyazaki]

@UwU Echo Lol, I just forgot. :P I only ever watch Mark on KZbin and it completely slipped my mind that he also does Twitch. Also didn't help that everything he said in this video seemed ambiguous to that fact.

[@Darth_Tater69]

@@cobicu The difference isn't knowledge of its existence, it's that most people would rather watch a 50 minute video rather than watch an hours long stream.

[@guts60]

I actually wanna see this game as a series, but Mark is probably going to play another simulation game next time

[@Sonic_Zeph]

I agree. Would make a good series and he already really likes it

[@joey7816]

I so agree this is legitimate fun to watch

[@robertmilchis5955]

maybe he got so addicted to this he'll play it forever

[@dt4023]

Same

[@BoopsNstuff]

Same!!

[@Frogeley]

Markiplier when I’m alone: educational game about saving people in car accidents. Markiplier when my parents walk behind me: *ZornHub*

[@voxvolhynia5400]

For when you're feeling zorny

[@klamantha]

the accuracy-

[@scrawn9721]

lol ikr

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

I am not editing that to P.

[@kingcrab5631]

900 like check

[@yourwolfmg5874]

Markiplier: Increasing arm size, stomach size, breast size. Also Markiplier: *clicks height* Hm, let's not go there

[@nastropan]

Sean: Nostalgia Week Felix: Gaming Week Mark: Simulator Week

[@SininenVenom]

petition for SIM MONTH

[@maxiousythe6143]

@@SininenVenom 😂😂

[@RobertPayne556]

Emma: EVERY MONTH IS SIMS MONTH! (plus Minecraft)

[@mackenzieevans9467]

I love how mark is fully invested in the stream that can’t hear him and yet talks like he can

[@kexard]

He’ll take any and all opportunities to sing the preaches of Bone Broth. XD

[@stupidshiba]

I mean, his real job IS to talk to no one in a room

[@sleepyweeb5353]

@@stupidshiba Lol

[@Fahad-gl2qu]

I unironically want a whole series of Mark playing this game

[@fatherwood6624]

Same

[@kbshilling11]

Same here

[@dysfunctionalcharger309]

Same

[@Lilarxanna]

Ikr

[@reiben0640]

Agreed

[@someinternetguyiguess5068]

That one car crash saved Mark a year of his life.

[@richarparker8478]

"We all love me" is the most Mark Fishbach sentence ever

[@MidoriDragon]

It really is...

[@jonf.i-k729]

Self appreciation is good once in a while. A Mark Fishbach move is self appreciation all the time. Round the clock. 24/7, 365 days a year.

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@jonf.i-k729 i mean when you're such a kind, amazing person it's only natural that you'd compliment yourself every second of the day

[@DaNiLY]

Mark: “I’m not a streamer” Mark’s twitch: “am I a joke to you?”

[@Jaykaverse]

Lol

[@idekanymore0721]

I was thinking about that-

[@neversleep7568]

Lol 😂

[@theblazingblight]

I was looking for this comment, thank you.

[@emmasullivan2274]

mark: “i’m done” me: sees ten minutes left in the video me: *oh no*

[@MF-R]

This episode got way more existential than I expected. I feel like me and Mark went through some shit here. Like; what are we ALL doing?

[@cilleolsen8824]

Are we just not gonna talk about Mosi? You start the game waking up in his house, he shoots a gun and you just never see him again. WHAT, WHY?!

[@HeyItzZedd]

the plot thickens!

[@GreatTasteMurder]

@@HeyItzZedd ikr-

[@greesy9082]

I forgot about that

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

He had to...........mosi on outta there.

[@cilleolsen8824]

@@strangewayfaringstranger 😂😂😂

[@potatolicker2843]

Mark: “Alright guys, I’m cutting myself off” Me, who has seen that there’s 11 minutes left in the video: yea sure you are

[@miniminininja538]

I had the same thought

[@Tongys]

Mark being confused why he is genuinely enjoying this game is like me confused why i wish there was endless hours of him playing this to see the journey

[@_gamingninja]

Bro same

[@supereststinger]

facts

[@Catjamfan]

Yes plz. Its fun!!! :

[@SabiChan8]

The ending with him crashing his new $11,000 car was priceless!

[@infuriated5893]

“Grand Theft Depression: Post-Apocalypse Edition” looks great!

[@lillypea]

LMFAO PLSSS

[@Han-me5gg]

When that comes out before gta 6 does.

[@MelonHere20]

Lol yeah pretty much

[@alf5465]

" it takes energy to shower?" Audience: *laughs in depression*

[@kaneevans1115]

That's so real it hurts lol

[@nola-]

Aha yeah🥲

[@ambriasaunders1869]

Same!

[@cheeselord9311]

Ouch

[@oddity_acuity]

That caught me off guard lol

[@MattWyndham]

Mark: *Plays whole game without buying any clothes for his streamer* Also Mark: Oh this is lovely. Oh this is delightful

[@Jay-is6jt]

to be fair hes never been one for character customization

[@koarta7324]

Just like real life /joke

[@ToatsNotAnNPC]

Mark contemplating his life decisions at the end was hilarious

[@mysticanimation22]

Playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer. Where's the simulator that plays a simulation of your simulator.

[@persianking44]

Soon enough, he'll be playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer where they play a game on their computer where they play a game on their computer that also plays a game on the computer where they play a streamer simulator game that also plays a game about car accidents.

[@kaytie_art]

And all of this is playing on our own devices

[@strange2970]

You can play the sims on the sims

[@user-zt6yp9wk5h]

I almost understood what you just said 💀😂

[@TrayTerra]

He played a VR game with this kind of thing going on. His VR into a simulation that had a vr headset with loads of other sims within the sim he was playing and omg I’ve gone cross eyed.

[@kevincornell2811]

Game: *looks terrible* Mark: This game is gonna suck Game:*incredibly fun gameplay and relatable content* Mark: This is my favorite game now

[@Carter_Skull]

Hey mark, we’ve all discussed this... we’re gonna go ahead and need multiple videos of this. Thanks

[@J778]

Yes

[@manudabral]

You right

[@poopyboy2222]

Yes

[@asreildreemurr9326]

ll

[@d1msumm]

Yes

[@gearzanimation]

Mark: "This game could easily turn into a horror game" 43:17 Running through the woods to get a car, stuff scattered throughout the map, people trying to walk through his wall. The game heard you Mark. The game... Heard... You.. O__O

[@keith_braswell]

“I’m cold? What does that even mean, I’m cold?” *I think it means you’re cold, Mark*

[@-pogdog5214]

Wth is up with the comments above me? ^

[@keith_braswell]

I honestly have no idea, I just ignored them

[@brockzayde3914]

For some reason i read it in Bob's voice

[@FirstFallSnow]

No no, that's preposterous

[@TheLibermania]

@@-pogdog5214 Now the comment is probably gone.

[@wizrad2099]

"This game is like a small pool, but it is so deep." Is he...describing a well?

[@faustjustshithimself]

@Kagami Yume yes

[@rogerinam.5785]

Maybe

[@coiners9426]

Perhaps

[@xerilaun]

most likely

[@Katie-vg3jn]

"it's so shallow but so deep!" so like...a well that isn't very full?

[@justfate5912]

Is no one going to talk about how he placed his set-up on what is supposed to be the bathroom? While his toilet and bathtub is on his living room/dining room/kitchen area? Lmao love you mark

[@lazytime3126]

nah, it's pretty normal

[@StriderVM]

It's probably a side effect of being a streamer/youtuber. Small rooms are easier to setup lighting and soundproofing. Still wierd to put the bathroom appliances in the living room though.

[@neon1867]

well he wanted his toilet and tub near the window

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

nice xD xD

[@kimikothetanuki314]

Isn't as bad as RTGame putting the toilet in the same room as the gaming setup so that all viewers will see him go

[@PocoMuses]

“That’s so much money for gas!” *that did not age quite so well*

[@Art1sticWorm]

💀

[@remmymorales7569]

The funniest part is that there's a tow truck he could call from his phone to get his car unstuck and overturned.

[@nothuman3786]

Exactly

[@beeclan50]

Does he know that though

[@frenchfry5893]

And the reason he wasn’t getting views is because he had 600 percent streaming toxicity lol

[@infinitygamecosmic9171]

mark reading this :🤦‍♂️

[@nothuman3786]

Welp the sad thing is he probably won't be playing the game ever again.

[@moonbeamyall]

This game is a whole package. Even it has car accident simulator in it.

[@hp8121]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ What the fu-

[@andreiadora1267]

have you seen the android version of this game

[@hp8121]

@@andreiadora1267 yep it crashes a lot and I'm stuck at the loading screen

[@YoriShark]

take my like and leave

[@v.m.7398]

Mark: "How about I just go straight there." *flips brand new $11,000 car* Life Simulator: There are no shortcuts in life.

[@xernotec]

This was powerful

[@trologaming]

He just flipped the ae86 from Initial D in it's first ride rip

[@christiangarcia9463]

I felt the pain

[@Mythologia101]

@@christiangarcia9463 u felt the pain? im laughing for almost 10 minutes pls send help my stomach hurts

[@christiangarcia9463]

@@Mythologia101 lol you're on your own with that one buddy.

[@phoenixbennett3427]

Chilla’s art hearing mark say “this could very easily turn into a horror game” 🤔

[@megaawesomesupreme]

Markiplier: "That's it. I'm done. I'm done." 11 minutes of the video left: Mhmm

[@akiamini4006]

No cap

[@howler2158]

35 minutes in Mark: "I'm done!" 46 minute video: "You have yet to finish me Mark."

[@dinab.9644]

Mark hits a person with a car: "oh that was a bumpy curb"

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

yep that was the joke he was going for..

[@AnnaHasNoChill]

I would love to see just how many hours he's put into this game by now

[@squiddyhs]

-Mark: "Let's get to browsing." -Unus Annus theme for that meme plays -*sadness*

[@animegamergirl09]

I literally had a flashback :(

[@luviist4rz]

i literally paused and went straight to the comments

[@adaileah]

timestamp? I missed it T-T

[@emilyraines1885]

@@adaileah its 24:57 🥲👌

[@bajac22]

@@adaileah 24:47 😎

[@marcus_gideon]

Mark: "How about I just go straight there." *immediate regret*

[@emilykrey5319]

Mark: “I’m ending it here” Me *sees there’s ten minutes left in the video* “u-huh sure”

[@giggle6070]

wow, such empty

[@reeceisbetter]

hi

[@spaghettiopizza8686]

ok?

[@choose2bekindd]

“The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” ‭‭2 Peter‬ ‭3:9‬ ‭NIV‬ ROMANS 10:9-11 “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved. As Scripture says, “Anyone who believes in him will never be put to shame” “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭11:28‬ ‭ “For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.”” ‭‭Luke‬ ‭19:10‬ ‭ God wants us to believe in His One and Only Son, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, who died for our sins :D When we truly believe in our hearts that Jesus is the Son of God, who died for our sins so we could have eternal life with God, we are saved from the eternal fire and have eternal life in Christ Jesus!! 💖 May God bless y’all!!

[@emilykrey5319]

@@choose2bekindd do you ppl have this stuff on copy and paste or do your really spend your time typing out this message nobody wants to hear?

[@uzeyirmehdiyev3045]

Imagine how long he would play if his car didn’t get flipped at the end lol

[@rbirdhurst]

Mark: starts outro Me: Sees 11 minutes left on the video Hm. Something doesn't add up here

[@yourbudmanicc8665]

I'm 8 mins into the video so thanks for telling me the future

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!

[@tetrafuse3096]

@@jdwmyt your name fits your comment perfectly. *CRINGE*

[@skarr1138]

"This isn't just streamer simulator, this is life simulator." Almost like they should've named the game Streamer Life Simulator.

[@seventytwo4728]

Too long

[@hackerquin9490]

@@seventytwo4728 r/woooooosh

[@natalie7480]

@@hackerquin9490 pretty sure they were being sarcastic so r/woooosh to u

[@hackerquin9490]

@@natalie7480 uhhh, if that's the case, then my b? To me it just seemed like they took it too literally

[@Ghost_LeRat]

this is stream life simulator made by the same company that made cyber punk the game is full of glitches and bugs

[@heyassbut8199]

That was probably the best ending that ever could have been to this train wreck of a game, Mark's streaming days and brand new car destroyed by the tiniest sapling in all the land and left in the street for all to see lol

[@KISS-CHEW]

Wreck*

[@KISS-CHEW]

@@heyassbut8199 maybe just a bit.

[@heyassbut8199]

@Phyl Newbold what's embarrassing was the spelling mistake I made not the video, and also I'm not judging it I'm merely making an observation.

[@RealBaconMan]

Completely in line with his usual antics

[@virtualvivi]

I like your username

[@thebrokencr0wn]

Mark: “Why is the camera drunk?” Unus Annus fans: “PARTY CAM!!!”

[@mosesagu]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

[@bakabule]

I think Mark's broken, someone needs to reboot him... Hes streaming himself streaming about streaming...

[@kitboone9688]

Streamception

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@@kitboone9688 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@Piper Kells flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

[@R4GiNGPSYCHO--]

@Theodore Corkrean flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

[@InsidiousClouds]

I'm pretty sure 'rebooting' is known as brainwashing

[@arycastillo3294]

Mark: “...sometimes you just gotta get to browsing” Lixian: perfect time for the Unus Annus “Let’s get to cooking” music 😎

[@hydra331]

Me:cries

[@qrow9135]

As soon as I heard the music I yelled "I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE"

[@light44223]

Do you have a timestamp?

[@mriduljain5210]

Lixian didn't edit this video tho, the editor for UA edited it lmao

[@happypasta6]

@@mriduljain5210 does nobody look at descriptions anymore?! They both edited this video it says edited by Nerdfiction AND LixianTV. Though yeah Nerdfiction probably did that part.

[@miles2979]

Mark: I don't know why it takes energy to take a bath Me: laughs in depression

[@supercoolman1170]

Yeah- you have no motivation to bathe

[@NoNameO7]

@@supercoolman1170 who needs motivation to bathe lmao, it is gross to not shower or bathe. Edit: scroll down to the comment section instead of attacking me

[@ShaunBurney]

@@NoNameO7 you my good person do not have depression or you would now how much motivation it takes to do anything

[@joannadzenowski6214]

Meee

[@sia7162]

@@NoNameO7 well, when your depressed. you get tired. the type of tired that sleep can’t fix. it’s a never ending loop of dread. & you have no right to have an opinion about this. a lot of people go through it, including myself. take a seat.

[@neogaming285]

30:00 I see that Mark is learning the concept of playing a game within a game, and I love how he's very fascinated by it

[@kittenwispy]

*starts stream* _"what is up, my guys?!"_ that's not your intro.

[@Tinybudgetfilms]

Lmao he has no intro

[@Tinybudgetfilms]

@Shelby Taulbee 😂😂😂

[@Mistyshade3]

What’s is up my guys it’s SYYYKUUUNOO HERE

[@margegarland7635]

@@Tinybudgetfilms yes he does he says hi I'm markiplier and then explains what he's going to do in the video.

[@martinezfamily005]

@@margegarland7635 i think they mean whenever mark streams, dude has no intro usually lol

[@JumboHere]

Mark the type guy to stream irl

[@jrqolx]

Yea

[@marzipan1405]

Lol

[@InfinityGaming420]

Omg

[@tntandkat4731]

Lol 😂

[@therealdeal822]

I just saw your comment in Pewds’ vid lol

[@andreus719]

"I Could just go do this in real life!" *proceeds to forsake all worldly responsibilities and get addicted to Streamer Life Simulator*

[@dreamsscream]

He should stream this game. Best of both worlds

[@tntandkat4731]

You

[@tntandkat4731]

Death

[@ash1060]

chat: whats your profession ? mark: *serial killer*

[@Wongleheimer]

Mark: “Internet takes time?” Me with my crappy computer that lags with chrome, KZbin, Twitch, etc: “yeah”

[@uwuuuwifha7442]

me with 200mbs per second ''no it does not''

[@fozzyspots]

"can i use your toilet" has the same energy as "where's the blacksmith"

[@striketh2000]

Oh my goodness that was so long ago. Good memories.

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I'm not a streamer" Also Mark: "I'm a well-oiled streaming machine"

[@alleycaaat]

18:05 - 18:30 is killing me, I'm wheezing and crying from laughing. Saying "ohh that was a bumpy curb" fulling knowing you drove over the guy *again* might actually do me in.

[@CAM98765]

i could see the anger in marks eyes when they put the “welcome to the game” reference when he got hacked

[@Gamestararena]

My dad said if i hit 10k subs before the end of this month I’ll get a new pc. Help guys I’m so close🥺🥺,’n

[@HarlequinHeart16]

God the flashbacks 😂

[@alucardo2961]

@@Gamestararena Did he tell you after picking you up from the circus 🤡

[@mattfromwiisports2797]

Wait what happened

[@missxfaith]

Yeah I noticed that too 😂😂

[@tony_seroka]

Arms: yes Belly: yes Breasts: yes Height:... Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[@goatcatofchaos]

What haven't you seen a short, buff and fat person before

[@M4NAS7]

Tyler1 wants to know your location

[@juocyjay5732]

"Not tryna make a Space Marine here"

[@emoslol8296]

lady dimitrescu

[@goatcatofchaos]

@AVNIEL THEODORE ALVIN CRISPIN Moe woah

[@stuart1liles371]

Its okay. Strong streamer Mark can't hurt you Strong streamer Mark: *lifts an entire fucking bathtub with ease*

[@dennraeh]

This is actually original- lmaoooo

[@academyjason]

*Yeets a bathtub by accident because he pulled it out of the box too hard*

[@fahrenheit2101]

I love how the game lets you spend an obscene amount of time customising your character only to reveal that you're in first person anyway so it doesn't matter.

[@benhoward8425]

"what if I was a streamer?" Lixian: *shudders in edditer*

[@FirstNameLastNameFirstName]

Ah yes... Edditer

[@kouchkouchkouch]

ah... edditer

[@FirstNameLastNameFirstName]

@@kouchkouchkouch excuse me?

[@stinkor1924]

He'll probably be a mod

[@nim4464]

edditer

[@zoehains137]

why are we ignoring the fact that he put his setup in his bathroom

[@symbiotegod2069]

that wasn't his bathroom though

[@hellocancer4615]

@@symbiotegod2069 they probably mean that the room where he streams was meant to be the bathroom

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

You don't have your PC in your bathroom? You don't even need to leave your PC to take a leak

[@manictiger]

Real gamers don't leave the screen for bathroom breaks.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@hellocancer4615 It's not though, the game marks it as the place to put your PC. Jerma put it in the same place lol

[@RRGM1028]

I haven’t finished this vid yet, BUT PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

[@MTEditz]

I second this. It can be like his raft series. Although I think he could only squeeze out like 2 more videos of this length seeing how far he progressed.

[@TheShazMC22]

Yea he needs to atleast beat the game

[@dumbass762]

I agree

[@mitchellbucher1145]

YES!

[@camdensvec]

yes!

[@alphababys]

mark starts talking about bone broth i just died

[@alphababys]

@send me message @markiplier680 where do i message u

[@chibikate]

Mark being faced with the consequences of his own actions when he flips the car is literally the surprised Pikachu face and I'm here for it.

[@wayned431]

Markiplier should totally keep playing this game, watching his descent into madness is so oddly satisfying

[@cro.artwork]

I agree

[@sacredswordsman9583]

I agree

[@nikthasus3309]

I agree

[@MrRiko37]

I agree

[@Rookiee-]

I agree

[@heyheyhey33351]

Having like 30 seconds of nostalgia, then falling headfirst into the pains of moving is too damn relatable.

[@codyvampworm6801]

Markiplier: I’m ending this here! Me looking and seeing there is ten more minutes left: *press X to doubt*

[@rodriguezroyalty4795]

Y

[@LyroSocksy]

@@rodriguezroyalty4795 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[@rodriguezroyalty4795]

@@LyroSocksy 😎

[@GraceMellody]

“IM DONE” *sees ten minutes left* sure you are buddy

[@g-man1440]

Leaving this here just to make ya angry there's a reply ;^P

[@lilyreid1305]

Did anyone else see Mark select "serial killer" when the chat asked for his profession lmaooo

[@xerilaun]

lmaooo

[@novanatorpotato5817]

Omg wtf lmao

[@ariililaa]

Lmao timestamp😂

[@lana4971]

@@ariililaa 34:00

[@UserIcon]

@@lana4971 legend

[@CranjusMcBasketball-e1q]

I love how all the food that gets delivered is precariously stacked on top of each other and completely exposed to the grassy environment.

[@savitasweet5064]

Mark: IM DONE IM DONE Me, seeeing that there's over 10 minutes left: No you ain't.

[@Mercever_]

Yes thought the same thing !! 🤣

[@Xynk.]

hey, good job.

[@huh4829]

The council has spoken, we need a full series

[@brolygaming0530]

Yes

[@Aloha1041]

F I S H

[@moriadwarf27kurzeganot90]

100% agree

[@kristiancrocker8248]

@@moriadwarf27kurzeganot90 ayyy doraemon gang

[@kristiancrocker8248]

@@moriadwarf27kurzeganot90 thats the same profile pic as my twitch

[@EightPMV]

Subs: *Markiplier is not good at simulator games* Markiplier: *I am the Simulator game*

[@Kekedekes]

21:38 Accidentally picking up your toilet when you’re just trying to pee is so real

[@TheEnchantedFighter2]

Mark, there’s a car app on the phone that you can use to reset (flip) your car back to normal, refill the gas, and respawn it back to your home

[@WompwompPI]

💀

[@emberthewitcher6710]

“I saw IP, I will send DDoS” “Thank you very much, I appreciate it” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@stayso4py951]

Precite you

[@7squids55]

@@stayso4py951 est

[@stayso4py951]

@@7squids55 ok

[@7squids55]

@@stayso4py951 :O tbh i didnt think u would respond

[@MaxerV19]

​@@7squids55est

[@anhedonicauthor]

Mark then: I could've been an engineer. Mark now: I could've been a streamer.

[@Dakota_coco]

Hey

[@DefiantPunk0810]

After all that customization Mark ended up with an outfit that looks just like something he's actually worn before.

[@filexkjelburg2007]

For someone who’s “real” he sure is playing a lot of simulators 🤔

[@emmat4416]

Oh god

[@pratimachoudhary8384]

Fuck. Why i didnt thought of this

[@shatteredreality_513]

I'm glad to see so many viewers picking up on this... it might just be a clue that the "bit" is not over yet.

[@raptortootie69]

Unless he isn't 👁️👄👁️

[@loyspitfire455]

He is a lizard person....

[@cryptling8825]

"I've hit people before, but not like that!" -Mark, as he runs people over

[@anders3]

"I've hit people before and it hasn't done that" - Markiplier 2021

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Mark knows. He squishes like Real People too

[@reidmartin6209]

I'm am like 861! Notorce me senpaigh.

[@anders3]

@@reidmartin6209 Noticed. Now go like on 18 alt accounts.

[@reidmartin6209]

@@anders3 Considere it don'ed!

[@ThePotatoMemer]

Markiplier: "I'm gonna put my toilet right by the window so everyone can see it" *proceeds to put it as far away from any window as possible*

[@ajidinda8808]

this game is so realistic, the streaming system, the grinding, even the reason mark stopped streaming, which was having a car crash accident.

[@ItsCleanest]

I like how Mark buys a car and immediately crashes it

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

I fuckin lost it

[@thediamondarcher2880]

This is the reason why Mark came out with a bob and wade compilation two days ago, and didnt make a video yesterday- HE WAS PLAYING THIS GAME

[@basquitt9738]

😂

[@SaveBandit8893]

This is STILL my favorite video Mark has uploaded to date That ending just tickles me every single time

[@kittentecute9200]

Nobody: Markiplier: “bone broth comes from really good bones”.

[@thiccsquirrelno.2968]

stop nobody comments please

[@Ziixie]

@@thiccsquirrelno.2968 what-

[@jade_is_tired]

@@Ziixie them’s the rules

[@Ziixie]

@@jade_is_tired I get what they said now oml-

[@jade_is_tired]

@@Ziixie OH i thought they were just saying nobody is allowed to comment