THE LONGEST GAME EVER PLAYED | UNO

[@ismellstatic]

Bob going "Wait a minute" like eight times in a row each with a different emotion was fucking priceless

[@peterwilliams2887]

I swear bobs comedy is so criminally underrated 😂

[@mysticmemer4887]

timestamp?

[@LaughingGh0zt]

13:21 is the time stamp

[@ismellstatic]

@@LaughingGh0zt Thanks

[@mmohler919]

when?

[@YourCo-workerAlbedo]

Watching Mark, Wade and Bob play UNO is a part of self-care routine for me

[@matttale7918]

It just makes you feel good y’know?

[@YourCo-workerAlbedo]

@@matttale7918 Yes!!! 😩

[@akscraggy2434]

I play the uno playlist every time I go to bed

[@PossumLover72303]

That's believable for someone with a danganronpa pfp lmao

[@HeyTay96]

@@akscraggy2434 it's all fun and games until you wake up to yelling 🤣

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Honestly Mark quietly choosing not to screw Bob in the background was so wholesome.

[@finiono]

Memento Mori

[@lilgreen561]

Memento Mori

[@vierzehn575]

wait, when?

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@vierzehn575 15:27

[@arsonpage1371]

@@vierzehn575 15:32

[@alextproductions1118]

I love how nobody mentions Bob’s “You make good friend of me for a lotta years.” Golden statement

[@Exetressdash]

I loved it

[@alextproductions1118]

@marcoscolga24 ??

[@ri907]

Timestamp: 14:40

[@Tasoq]

I feel like he said "frenemy"

[@alextproductions1118]

@@Tasoq there’s literally subtitles. Plus they’re actually friends so where would frenemy even come from?

[@rhysnelson6077]

A summary of this episode: “WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT!!!!!”

[@Man_0f_Trenches]

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

[@justacausalturtle9375]

I like how their plan to screw wade over actually worked.

[@ExtremeAndy]

Wasun

[@axel322]

19:56 Wade: "Y'know Bob I'm feeling particularly nice, have your hand back" Bob: *"W A S U N"*

[@summershine_]

I laughed waaaaaaaay too hard in that part.

[@D1EHARDTOO]

I feel like Bob was Carl Wheezer in a past life

[@MnMJax]

Thank you for this timestamp, I'm literally crying laughing

[@vistagreat9994]

When you wasun

[@tyredsauce]

Wasun is now my catchphrase.

[@fabled5906]

Mark choosing a color based on making the person with the most cards having to draw as a result rather than helping himself win is a perfect example of UNO energy.

[@kitsune917]

20:20 anyone realise bob's laugh literally had a rhythm/ melody to it

[@Dreemurr5]

Yo if you are good with music or anything could you please make a remix of nothing but that laugh melody

[@cottenanimations2763]

Now I do

[@elizabethlacy8869]

I didn't until I saw this comment now I can't unhear it 😂

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

It really sounds like how a trumpet player would phrase in a big band solo

[@ericmaloney6730]

Ha-hu-ha-hu-hu-ha-haaaaa

[@markpetrov9476]

Wasun deserves a place on the same shelf as that one autotune sneeze.

[@octopuppy5611]

That sneeze is my notification sound 😂

[@PJOZeus]

Blues. Snooze. *sneezes in autotune*

[@neptxnian]

"Blues!" "Snooze!" _"HÄPŒUF"_

[@officialdonkey]

@@octopuppy5611 SAME it’s my text tone

[@mark030a]

With Radal Memes autotune in third place

[@coolgreenbot7368]

Top Bob moments of this video: -10:10 you knew -13:15 wait a minute -16:55 you know -19:55 wasun -3:10 you can’t jump in -21:50 slpslpslpslpslp -14:21 we’re doing it -0:58 GOTTEM! -6:34 Guhhh

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

How could you miss "Oh, you can't jump in on those..." at 3:16

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

@Kyliena Matias honestly that one was obscenely funny to me

[@andrewlance3898]

Don't forget 14:21 "We're doing it!"

[@drakenn342]

The wasun and cucktopus killed me

[@Nemiitix]

You missed u c k

[@kookiebunny5925]

Bob: got any more reds, Mark? Mark: *ungodly noises of success*

[@kirbbys]

😂😂😂😂

[@toastghost342]

Bob: Got any more reds, Mark? Mark: oH yOu KnOw I dO hEhEhEhEhE

[@alexanderbounds3742]

*wilford warfstache intensifies*

[@AriiAniaismyname]

My favorite parts: "We're doing it, we're doing it, we'RE DOING IT" "W A S U N" "Can we keep it re-- *dying noises*"

[@quinn3499]

"you got more red buddy?" "ah ha yOU KNOW I DO" is mine lol

[@elf._.3825]

Mine has to be "My teammate, we did it!" from Mark with pure glee and the weirdest accent 😭

[@nd35780]

Y’all are forgetting the classic… WHAT WERE YOU SAYING SIR?!? *ABOUT **_MY_** CUCKTOPUS?!?*

[@meizuman]

What's the timestamp for wasun

[@he_7]

19:57 is when the infamous "wasun" occurred

[@Aquitanic]

"You got more red, Mark?" *"YoU kNoW I dOoHoOOHooHO"* Thank you Mark, I am now dead.

[@Poppywoppy416]

It was so funny I watched it a second time

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

*"nnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOH!"* "Oh my god he did" "Buddy!" *"NOOOooooo..."* "Friend!"

[@CAMELOT331]

Let's be honest. Every game of UNO is the longest game ever. Only second to monopoly and third to marriage.

[@DrWho2008t101]

good point.

[@papasquash919]

Longest game is waiting for Nevada to count votes

[@dashturner6415]

@@papasquash919 still going huh?

[@chasity9324]

And don't forget the game of life

[@LB0206]

Second? Ah, nevermind...

[@speedytrelawny9123]

*"Finally my revenge is coming to fruition"* Glowbox: **lays a zero card down** Wade: *fuCK*

[@speedytrelawny9123]

@The Spatza what does my comment have to do with god😂

[@hermesthegreek5247]

@The Spatza This is literally what happens when you overdose on vitamin gummies.

[@speedytrelawny9123]

@@hermesthegreek5247 I think they're on something

[@stormynight4856]

@The Spatza A wild internet troll has appeared *pokemon theme intensifies*

[@bertholdthoover8793]

@The Spatza ?

[@pyramidteam9961]

6:54 Here we see the butterfly effect in action, Mark's simple act of drawing a blue reverse gave Bob the ability to reverse it again and change it to yellow, making Mark's only possible move playing his yellow nine, which in turn forced wade to draw a yellow reverse. That made it so Mark drew the card that copies the effects of the card underneath, reversing it again to Wade's turn while maintaining a color he does not have. This caused Wade to draw and play a yellow two, giving Globox the power to change the color to green, making Bob's only move to skip Mark's turn. One flap of a butterfly's wings, caused a tornado. One draw of a blue reverse, caused Mark to skip his turn. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@brandonsandoval2644]

It all makes sense

[@bigmeepis7780]

holy moly U right

[@jasminesartdump3960]

And then there was Wades promise to give Mark his hand, the butterfly effect went perfect

[@pemdii]

are you ok?

[@monishab7092]

but thats just a theory

[@gloriajasmine937]

Could we take a moment and appreciate that wade survived getting hit by a freaking semi truck. Like how lucky is this man.

[@CryptidCollective]

Wait, what? Is this a joke or is this serious? I can’t find any info on this- is it mentioned in the video I just started watching it

[@aidanmasterson3095]

Yes.

[@YourCo-workerAlbedo]

@@CryptidCollective Wade tweeted about it 8:01

[@WolfQuestfan2468]

I also got hit by a semi-truck a couple years ago on the highway. I feel Wade for his relief for surviving it.

[@kurtgobang]

He can easily be replaced lol. Grow up kid

[@MidnightMisadventures]

I will never tire of watching these three play Uno

[@ninzembo908]

4

[@MidnightMisadventures]

@@ninzembo908 Yes, that's true. Globox does deserve to be recognized as well

[@jadeh1878]

Same

[@ngrainbows4755]

@The Spatza what if i believe in invisible guardian unicorns instead of god

[@LdashJ]

Same

[@DeeTower]

I'm sorry, Bob's "guh" had me crying.

[@ram-hu4hn]

taking after Mori

[@thatredpyro6890]

@@eldiosxd270 ugh gross

[@wheresthepaprika7763]

@@ram-hu4hn the rabbit hole is spreading

[@ram-hu4hn]

@@wheresthepaprika7763 i shall be the ambassador 💀

[@ND62511]

Next UNO ep will have Mark say “wah”, revealing his true nature as a takodachi

[@blacksailorscout1329]

13:21 Bob experiences a wide range of emotions

[@NintendoNerd64]

“Hey wait a minute. Well, hey wait a m- wait Hey wait a minute!”

[@solidturtle6910]

hey wade a minute

[@DieselRogers2008]

He went through the stages of grief all in 5 seconds

[@CrispyToast]

The true UNO MVP goes to Globox.

[@mattsugrim7132]

Barbara is the MVP of UNO. No contest. She slaps Wade's cheeks for purely our entertainment.

[@MrSkerpentine]

@@mattsugrim7132 Another reason why tomboys are best in every scenario :y

[@j.chillydawson1807]

Don't forget Bwah, Bwaah, and Bwaaah but, f*ck barbara

[@ItsWesels]

*You misspelled Barbara, kind peer

[@DissonantSynth]

Globox is Barb's spirit animal

[@seanmcaodhagain9447]

"Wade: "Don't be a Cucktopus" "Mark: *shlshhlllslhlslhslhslhslsh* "

[@cessnafun5385]

**Laughs in Demon**

[@Atlas_1127]

@The Spatza I am inclined to disagree

[@kiraakabane4199]

@The Spatza This comment has nothing to do with religion, and stop trying to change other people's viewpoints just because you don't believe in it

[@darklord-rf8yd]

@The Spatza What are you replying to?

[@migin_77]

@@darklord-rf8yd the videos on their KZbin channel make their comment less surprising. They have videos of them burning the Bible and Quran in Minecraft

[@AllenMZim]

Bob: "There's nothing good in this world. I'm challenging it." What a mood.

[@IsabelHaupt]

Favourite moments: Gottem! 1:03 Oh phucking hell 1:07 I saved you 1:36 That was short lived! 2:27 Oh you can't jump in on those... 3:16 Nicely done Hero! 3:51 Oh this is this hand? 4:43 He's doomed? 5:10 Oh for f*cks sake 5:36 See what? See this Wade 6:06 I've got a problem for this solution 6:20 Sure 6:27 I almost died... 7:58 I'm on everybody's team 8:53 Fruittition 8:57 Uck 9:07 Wealth distribution 9:48 Mark you know 10:26 I can complain 12:37 Glowbox is out here hacking 13:01 If you just stop b tching for two minutes 13:55 We're doing it 14:24 Can we get a reverse 16:45 I'm freezing brother 18:55 WASUN 19:57 De fart station 20:17 Wait can we leave it re ehhd 20:50 Cucktapus 21:40 Fair is fair 23:35 YoU kNoW I dO 27:30

[@Ositojulian]

Thanks for the time stamps!

[@wendyjohns6066]

I got a problem to this solution is also amazing

[@IsabelHaupt]

@@wendyjohns6066 Added to the list now

[@Spinny1999]

20:51 wade: wait could we leave it re-E H H

[@IsabelHaupt]

@@Spinny1999 added to the list

[@wewowewo8938]

Bob: “You got more red Mark?” ( Mark’s insane giggling intensifies) “yOu kNOw I dO!”

[@steeeve1119]

Warfstache slipped out lol

[@XwX1001]

"BUDDY!!! FRIEND!!!"

[@Pinkus_]

MY TEAMMATE

[@kingjude8035]

Monster from goonies replaces mark

[@alphastronghold715]

“HeuGH HKNOW I DoO!” -Wilford Warfstache 2021

[@Quadraxis]

Mark: "We're doing it We're doing it!" Bob: "We're doing it we're doing it!" Both chanting: "WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE DOING IT!!" I fucking lost it.

[@bobbybkh1471]

Dude same

[@emiranda2491]

Me three!🤣

[@XwX1001]

That was beautiful.

[@CuteSkyler]

doin it doin it doin it well doin it doin it doin it well doin it doin it doin it well i represent taco-bell dorito shell

[@unprankable666]

Wade: Audible pain.

[@LInk02]

next time... The Return of Barbara )))

[@skytoofly6282]

Y e s

[@connor4435]

We can only hope

[@skytoofly6282]

@@connor4435 Y e s

[@belfastbelchan4039]

Y E S

[@alexprice9573]

"and wade's descent into madness" god I hope that's the case

[@pebbletalk01]

3:51 "Nicely done, hero!" "Thanks, Narrator"

[@sadhomersimpson8157]

That was my favourite part

[@grzzIy]

@@sadhomersimpson8157 Same

[@AdmiralMidnightWolf]

@@grzzIy Same

[@K1LL3R_4RC4D3]

@@AdmiralMidnightWolf Same

[@Big_betty2]

@@K1LL3R_4RC4D3 Same

[@queen_gilgamesh]

Can we all take a sec to appreciate lixian and all the editors like robin because they work really hard and their edits are just so damn funny

[@sirsanti8408]

Unus annus

[@jessicamason2526]

@@sirsanti8408 memento mori

[@beefstroganoff1774]

They make the uno set up not boring and stationary, and that's really hard :)

[@astrumnihilum]

yeah. marcus, rachel, and lixian do such a good job on marks channel.

[@-vira-6422]

Memento mori my friend

[@nachonathan8334]

Mark: “Is someone gonna complain!” Me: *reads title* “I believe all of you are going to complain pretty soon.”

[@user-ji8ps7jf9y]

:D

[@firstryft]

@The Spatza shut up bro no one even said anything about The Gods 🙄

[@firstryft]

@The Spatza or was there a person who deleted their comment?

[@rootbeerpanda6182]

@@firstryft nope saw this comment in a different one too :/

[@MythicaIl]

@The Spatza Dude just cause you don't believe in god doesn't mean I don't so if you have something to say about god keep it to yourself also no one was taking about god

[@ConnorPugs]

Ok that thumbnail was impressive 😂

[@blazi2396]

yes

[@minchyoda4943]

@2020 Honda Civic how

[@minchyoda4943]

how

[@Lamborghinifan300]

I agree

[@phrog.4809]

I was about to say the same thing

[@50shadesent.73]

3:50 nicely done hero 8:56 revenge and uck 10:12 team mark and glo 12:40 complaining 13:48 teaming 14:22 doing it 16:58 u know 18:12 wade screams

[@whitleelester9623]

19:57 also lol

[@ahmadabughazaleh0]

Best comment ever

[@undeadlegend696]

Just remember: He make good friend of him for lotta years.

[@undeadlegend696]

@The Spatza wut

[@undeadlegend696]

@Masked Pariah Oh

[@kiddiestrangler]

@The Spatza wtf

[@Its_M1zn]

@Masked Pariah Yeahh, i hate that thing :-) I've just want a good uno video and then that thing came (Edit: This video is good not saying that it's bad )

[@eseerianknight0386]

Yearbook quote

[@williamfalls]

"I got a good feeling about this." -Bob right before the worst thing possible happens

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Wade: *Loses a round* Wade: “IT WAS BARBARA!!!”

[@rhunter42dragon]

This is f*cking Barbara's fault

[@JoeVO24]

wasun kills me every time, just the tone of bobs voice is so perfect-

[@savageratentertainment]

what kills me is the whole "what were you saying SIR?? ABOUT MY COCKTAPUS?!?!" Bob: "Wade: Don't be a cocktapus Mark: *squishing sounds* " I die every time xD

[@mrimpgnomes3523]

I love how every time they play uno they basically forget everything and have to spend the first 8 minutes figuring out what the hell is going on.

[@moistheathen148]

"Oh wait, what does this do again?"

[@ThePockyMonster]

“The bots can lie?”

[@Pinkus_]

Geriatric Uno

[@TheAirBear2000]

"Oh no, not the nonsense card!"

[@oliver1616]

@Nuwan Darshana wasun

[@chaninzard674]

Petition to make “Wasun” a new way to say “thank you”

[@BlueNinja77]

Agreed.

[@mr.freettle149]

Aye

[@myheromedia-verse]

Wasun 😌

[@JeredSteilen]

I’ll sign

[@mittens71199]

Signed

[@trickolas]

“What were you saying SIR, about MY CUCKTUPUS!?” I lose it everytime

[@aliyalackey7917]

21:41 HAHAHAAAA

[@WoodskeeperTarkov]

"Wait don't be a cucktupus mark slslslslslslslslsls" "(laughing)"

[@oliviatucker1950]

same

[@kayleigh8793]

@@WoodskeeperTarkov it'd be: Wade: "Don't be a cucktupus" Mark: lplplplplplplplps Bob was quoting them lol

[@sarahmcdonald4787]

No de-fart-station KILLED me😂😂😂😂

[@dontaskquestions8721]

Listening to this video in the background makes me realize how much of this can be taken out if context "We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it! YESSS!"

[@amnathegrande]

Globox: 'Advanced Hacking Uno Skills.' Barbara: *'Advanced Strategic +8 Cardd Attacking Skills'*

[@amnathegrande]

@Antonio Trivelloni that's one thing that's similar between them.

[@roberthanson3026]

@@amnathegrande I see

[@max3cubed676]

Bob: "Hey mark got any more reds?" Wade: "NOOO" Mark: *Smiles and places the red reverse* "Yeeeeeeees"

[@durk5331]

the fact he won with a reverse card when Bob was obviously like "I'm sure he doesn't have any more reds, he couldn't" in his head... and that Wade NOOO XD

[@GENERIC-cs2]

2013 Mark came out at the end lol

[@VixenVulpix266]

@@GENERIC-cs2 wow that is weird, your using Markiplier's profile.

[@GENERIC-cs2]

@@VixenVulpix266 just a fan

[@kaileenabonaduce227]

Why does Old Bob look like he's going to create a dinosaur theme park?

[@manudabral]

Oh yeah I see that

[@NueLei]

Is it old or young Bob?

[@aleshanoel689]

Why did I just watch the movies and come here to find this comment?

[@stikk_bugg]

@The Spatza this was just completely unnecessary I'm an atheist but this really was not necessary

[@jaquelinegronowski4638]

@ the Spatza I don't believe either but that doesn't mean that you have to say that under an Uno video

[@MRSFOOSHEE]

14:34 Mark,bob,computer:we’re doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it Wade: NOOOooOoOo

[@KarmaNeverTouches]

21:38 is one of the funnest damn things I've seen. The timing was just... spot on.

[@artsycj9314]

27:35 the “YoU KnOW i dO-“

[@tammyrobbins1538]

BuDdY

[@ash2363]

FrIeNd

[@xjessie_drawsx]

TeAmmaTE

[@notactuallyacat.]

wE diD iT

[@vistagreat9994]

yeah may have been, yeah may have been...

[@zBrainlezz]

The way Mark and Bob's voices were in sync at 14:29 was pretty incredible

[@ghostclan5481]

That is impressive

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

@@ghostclan5481 for real tho

[@krisymac3514]

Indeed!

[@djarmgohard]

They willed Wade's downfall into existence

[@borbleborb4586]

doin it and doin it and doin it well

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

26:09 "Save me!" _proceeds to get stabbed by every card he draws_ That end card sums up Wade's emotional state in all card/board games he plays with The Distractibles.

[@iseeyou6985]

6:20 "Alright I got a problem for this solution" -Bob

[@UnorthodoxDegeneracy]

😂🤣

[@D0NCH33T0]

My brain fuckin farted reading this shit 😂👌🏾

[@ashtheegg_8123]

21:49, by far my favorite part Bob: "Wade don't be a cucktopus....mark slusluslusluslu"

[@westbro8591]

😂

[@Sphemus]

Wade: Don't be a cucktopus. Mark: 21:52

[@colleenglanville8293]

Mark: Did anyone else see what happened there? Lixian: *shows that one of the UNO cards went through the deck* Wade: See what? Mark: This... *throws down a +2* Wade: *internally screaming*

[@brundle_fly_3895]

that was hella slick

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@brundle_fly_3895 I know right lol. I would totally do the same thing! 😂😂😂

[@lavarain8961]

12:53 Bob got older in a few movements 💀

[@lady_peri_of_nohr]

Bob is getting older 😂

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

20:52 Wait, can we leave it re- [Stroke intensifies]

[@AriiAniaismyname]

I just looped this like 10 times and can't stop laughing

[@LabyrinthFunkinDev]

Wait, can we leave it re- *AAAA*

[@farismallah5740]

Heh...y’all haven’t even SEEN “UNO: The Movie” by achievement hunter, they had to switch a dude out and call their significant others to say they’re coming home late

[@MercyGrrl15]

Ha, that was literally my thought too!

[@TheKat9513]

It was during the election too

[@conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055]

I miss the old AH.....Hate the fuck out of Ryan now....and the other bois are split up. God this sucks

[@bluelfsuma]

Precisely my thoughts.

[@felbarashla]

I’m still waiting for Uno 2: Here’s Looking at you Kid.

[@potatolicker2843]

I remember playing like a 3 hour game of Uno at the airport once, life was pain and existence was suffering. We weren’t even using the 7-0 rules either

[@beezee4053]

Trying to suppress my laughter in a dead silent class room while watching this was the MOST difficult thing I have ever had to do in all my years of living

[@KUMAKURA]

"the longest uno game ever played" **laughs in uno: the movie**

[@Tsamane]

Here's lookin' at you kid.

[@Rocker4JCforever]

Wondered if I'd find this comment here. Uno: The Movie laughs at your puny half-hour video.

[@miamicra1836]

ASRA MY SWEET LOVE! Your pfp is 🤤

[@means_well]

Until this video has it's own imdb page the title better change

[@antisocialbear-wolf]

Am I the only one who immediately finished this video and went to rewatch it?

[@duffinmcmuffin9367]

UNO, the game that creates friendships and destroys them right after.

[@Marchello21]

lol

[@SpaceGT_07]

A donut approves this as well

[@yoccoo_]

True.

[@alihossain2k24]

Blog 🙏

[@kdraddict]

This is why I'm lonely all the time thanks do reminding me 😊

[@mari._.ri2623]

27:35 the NOISE that came out of that man’s MOUTH HDSKSKS

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

HEAHOUDEDEAHUA

[@ryanharthan1290]

He said you know I fo

[@isaaccboyd8887]

HYU KNOW EYE DO

[@justinethomas3789]

mark screaming “BAH” every time he plays the dragon card will forever make me laugh

[@kbcoch13]

watching grown men play Uno is one of my favorite things and i’m not afraid to admit it

[@lucianomartinez3507]

@The Spatza damn okay edgy atheist teenager

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@The Spatza You're just making the rest of us atheists look bad.

[@masterflameboss17]

@@AbyssWatcher745 yeah it’s probably just a religious dude trying to make us look bad.

[@zegolem3607]

@@masterflameboss17 or just an atheist. That's a possibility 2

[@ucube16]

@The Spatza you are making atheists look bad

[@howler2158]

I think we all missed the emotional rollercoaster that is Uno

[@bluemario610]

10:09 YOU KNEW! 14:22 We're doing it! 19:54 Wasun

[@coldwind6556]

Not helpful wtf is the point of skipping to just those moments 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@bluemario610]

@@coldwind6556 dude chill, it's just my favorite moments, I mostly keep the comment for myself to get to those moments again later if I want. You don't HAVE to click that

[@JalenKenobi]

@@bluemario610 exactly 😂😂

[@mariellenpellegrino]

may I add 13:18 "Hey wait a minute!"

[@twixster1884]

20:16 Defartedstation

[@ccrazy101]

I love the way Markiplier slurred "YOU KNOW I DO!!"

[@accentasmraudio4546]

Wade: “Nicely Done, Hero!” Bob: “Thank you, Narrator-“ Your Narrator (in the background): “Am I a joke to you?”

[@accentasmraudio4546]

Bob Bingi I can hear him now. “Juicy! Quick!! Grab my phone!!! I can record a tiktok while Narrator rages!” Juicy: “ *ANGRY GAGE NOISES INTENSIFY* “

[@jackiechan715]

You know, I've only recently been introduced to Josh, Narrator, Eddie, and the rest of them in the past month or so. My friend is a fan of theirs, and plays their videos sometimes when he goes to sleep. I heard some of the videos when I spent the night, and asked him about them in the morning. Now I love their stuff and I've gone through and watched a bunch of their videos, especially Narrator. That man is so amazing and wholesome.

[@laineybarnett8509]

@@jackiechan715 i don't think *wholesome* is quite the word for it but yeah :D

[@redd5405]

Mark: what is wrong with my camera??? “Are you seeing yourself truly for the first time?” 😂😂😂

[@thesnail2912]

I just thought WHERE IS HIS HAIR

[@ineon_playz9964]

19:57 I don't know why but I busted a gut when Bob said Wasn.

[@AkizatheNacho]

Wasn is german slang so I kinda died when He said that lol. It's a short term for "What is it?"

[@xqcommunity]

@@AkizatheNacho PLS THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

[@me12.12]

I misread this as nut and almost fell out of my chair

[@ineon_playz9964]

@@me12.12 Hey man whatever makes you happy

[@iwanttoclimbatree]

They synchronized when Bob and Mark were chanting "WE'RE DOING IT"

[@sabrinareyes6688]

I want a Snapchat filter that makes my own “angry Wade” meme.

[@kexard]

I’d pay about 5 bucks for an app that does that. It’s certainly get used every day XD

[@hahlookitsgold9496]

That is Amaazing

[@Lastofthesigilites]

Timestamp please

[@kexard]

@@Lastofthesigilites 8:04

[@Mario2980]

Bob's dead inside Wade's rage outside And Mark is already a demon

[@mattsugrim7132]

Can you blame him? Bennett Foddy and Pogostuck sent him to the dark side.

[@NexGenSaiyan21]

@@mattsugrim7132 So, that means we've been watching Darkiplier and *NOT* Markiplier this whole time?

[@mattsugrim7132]

@@NexGenSaiyan21 I mean they're completely identical, so you're not totally wrong.

[@AlexofZippo]

That’s a terrible haiku

[@schwartzghandi]

clearly, Mark's never searched "Uno: The Movie"

[@VSS_GAMING_SHORTS]

Clever

[@NibenonErurainon]

I came here to give this exact comment.

[@VSS_GAMING_SHORTS]

@@NibenonErurainon nice

[@coldwind6556]

Who honestly would tho?

[@sbowen574]

See it 3 times start to finish

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Aim that deck somewhere else." **CPU plays card that aims at Wade**

[@kotabee3630]

Hate it when my **central processing unit** plays a card aimed at me

[@ebirds6760]

I did not expect to wake up to a short haired mark again

[@jjokkomi24]

SAME I JUST FINSIEHD WATCHING HIM PLAY AT DEAD OF NIGHT SO I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO HAVE LONG HAIR SMH

[@ebirds6760]

@The Spatza jokes on you, Im an athiest

[@roostercubed7278]

@The Spatza I really hope God is real and you can feel dumb at the gates of hell for being so certain 😂

[@ebirds6760]

@Galon Newman i figured lol

[@thekoolkiwiii]

@@roostercubed7278 The Rowan Atkinson sketch comes to mind lol

[@angelbop]

Alternate title: Wade haves a mental breakdown while his friends laugh at him for 28 minutes

[@mattygee6852]

"Yet again"

[@angelbop]

@@mattygee6852 Precisely

[@XwX1001]

Too confusing. That's basically every game.

[@hoi_im_sky_or_jake2014]

correction that is every single game of uno they have ever played.

[@thatredpyro6890]

Cheating robot edition

[@iseeyou6985]

Don't mind me just putting timestamps Double Trouble 10:10 You gonna complain? 12:36 Hacc 12:59 Double Trouble part 2 16:56 k i l l h i m 19:27 wasun 19:54 De-fart station 20:16 Cucktopus 21:38

[@silverflight01]

14:22 We're doing it!

[@ashleysears8154]

Cuctopus is my favorite but in this whole vid

[@ashleysears8154]

Bit*

[@Austin.07]

Bob's laugh is so funny in this part

[@joe-sc2ff]

defarted

[@hestiaartworks2288]

22:41 Bob predicted the ‘Didn’t I do it for you’ meme!!! It’s the same melody

[@BerryCuteCreations]

"Got more red mark?" "YoU KnOw I Do!"

[@ThatGuyNyan]

I got the "I read it just as he said it" It's been a while

[@bangalore6505]

Yeah. . . But this comment doesn't change the fact that i don't fucking care.

[@xxnocturnaltank859]

@@bangalore6505 wait, sorry, I don't understand...

[@bangalore6505]

@@xxnocturnaltank859 oh sorry, i don't actually mean what i said, there is an account who is talking about religion, and i couldn't care less. Not harmful to you or anyone, i bet your an amazing person.

[@xxnocturnaltank859]

@@bangalore6505 nahnahnah, I just don't understand when the fuck anybody asked.

[@wazkalia]

Everytime Bob laughs, my crops grow stronger, my acne clears, the sun comes out, and I get a boost of serotonin.

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Who the fuck is Sera Tonin

[@AkakunaA-]

@@awebtoonreader4979 Serotonin is a chemical produced in our brains to stabilize our mood, emotions and make us feel more joyful. Serotonin also helps neurons communicate with other cells of our body more efficiently.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@AkakunaA- I'm not an expert, but I think they might have been making a joke

[@vistagreat9994]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Who the fuck is Ma King Ajoke

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@vistagreat9994 Ma King Ajoke is a really cool dude, very funny

[@evanhackard5861]

Wade losing his soul during uno is the best part of my day

[@twijackgfs]

22:36 "lining what up? my death? me under the guillotine?" my favorite part 😭💀

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

When Mark sighs at 21:33 the auto-generated captions say "[Applause]". Awesome!

[@rhunter42dragon]

I never would seen that, thanks. 😆

[@dezalt2267]

Mark before : “ UNO isn’t a child’s games it is a game of strategy “ Mark now : “ There is no strategy “

[@Randomperson12363]

@The Spatza i think you high bruh get some help please

[@your__childhood]

@The Spatza stfu i dont belive in god but i dont go spamming

[@xenowreborn]

here's my take on your comment Long hair Mark "UNO isn't a children's card game, it is a war of strategy" Short hair mark "In terms of Strategy we have no Strategy"

[@xenowreborn]

​@The Spatza what. does. this. comment. have. to. do. with. this. video

[@dezalt2267]

@@xenowreborn ITS ALL IN THE HAIR

[@cthulhusgrandmother3553]

14:23 We're doin it were doin it WEre DoIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT *Wades dying noises*

[@pooman784]

WE ARE DOING IT

[@giangsang7545]

Wade: "Don't be a cucktopus" Mark: *cucktopus noises*

[@ConstantChanger1000]

The longest game ever? Uno: The Movie has entered the chat.

[@kurtgobang]

Dumb kinld

[@NekoMimiMisa]

I thought the same thing

[@alloutfallout1869]

Thats the comment I was looking for lmao

[@sighmoment9180]

Great minds think alike

[@anitaheartkey6315]

This!

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

3:14 I love how fucking confident Bob is and how quickly it changes to disappointment. It's my favorite thing in the world. I've watched this section like 20 times now

[@God-nv7cp]

Mark Bob and Wade together are GOLD

[@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА]

*MARK. IS A, KZbin, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.!* nLL

[@eduandeklerk]

@The Spatza that's your opinion don't hate on other people please we have our beliefs and you have yours

[@God-nv7cp]

@@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА mmhmmm yeah sure buddy.

[@AlashiaTuol]

@The Spatza 🤦‍♀️ Time and place, person. Time and place. The screen name is clearly a joke, no one wants to deal with barely related preaching because of a joke.

[@ethanhanson2421]

@@AlashiaTuol it’s a copypasta. Similar things have been spammed in marks comments in the past

[@Killbayne]

wade getting hit by a semi then going "I hope I can still stream tonight" is like an asteroid hitting the earth and he goes "man I hope that won't affect my fishing performance"

[@7nathanarmy]

nothing will ever be as funny as cucktopus I'm crying actual tears

[@ShatteredLament]

But have you considered; hopping crow

[@spektor7075]

What is with all the hearts in the names

[@7nathanarmy]

@@spektor7075 ppl with hearts are channel members

[@notactuallyacat.]

21:37

[@daily-janitor]

Mark: frames, frames, frames!!! Now Mark: Photo, Photo, Photo!!! *Darkiplier has arrived*

[@daily-janitor]

@The Spatza I'm sorry? Did I upset you in any way? I wasn't intending anything religious

[@Khotetsu]

@@daily-janitor Don't mind him, he's been spamming the same comment on every comment in this video. Just report for spam and ignore him, let KZbin deal with him.

[@daily-janitor]

@@Khotetsu Oh XD had me worried for a bit, I know sometimes my Autism can be a bit much. Thank you for letting me know!

[@Khotetsu]

@@daily-janitor No worries, I spent a good 5 minutes reporting his comments for spam just for the satisfaction of it, lol

[@scarletpachyderm]

@@Khotetsu please do

[@tholowmewplague]

"What were you saying sir?! ABOUT MY CUCKTOPUS!?" DEAD

[@MadZsBUH]

Wade: “well done, hero.” Me: “way to go, super star!”

[@nightshadowsdomainipiler5966]

An episode where Mark looks more like Metro Man than Metro Man Wow! Thanks for the likes everyone! Didn't think this comment would be popular!

[@justalittleturtle5600]

no...

[@CessDoesChaos]

YES SOMEONE ALSO SEES IT

[@nekovannox]

Don't you mean Music Man?

[@liamanderson7082]

@@nekovannox I mean, it's the same logo, so...

[@zakariaahmadfauzan926]

Kinda same charm too

[@Digby_55]

Mark with Uno: This is fair. Mark with any other game when he plays with both Bob and Wade: This is unfair

[@sakuyra1]

Bob: Got any more red Mark? Mark: *_yOu kNoW i dO! bUdDY! FrIEnd!_*

[@LukeProduciones]

*mY tEamMaTe*

[@zaggo5890]

27:35

[@Kadman-zn2fl]

wade: *gives bob his hand back* bob: wasun wade and mark: *laughter*

[@cannibalskitchen8421]

The obvious joy Bob and Mark showed towards shitting on Wade as they changed "we're doing it!" puts a smile on my face.

[@fistofbuuda]

Barbra becomes self-aware, Barbra initiates talk over protocol to all over bots, Barbra up-loads it's self to all servers world wild.

[@cadence_2463]

And all of it so that she can show up in person to play Uno with Wade.

[@fareast0752]

we must stop barbara or try understand it

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

God creates man, God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

[@harikrishnan5916]

9:05 Mark: *AhAAA!!* Wade: *UCK* *giggles*

[@LegendaryFartMaster]

Nice name man

[@BlueSeismic]

13:40 "That's the good stuff right there" *SNIFF*