BRAND NEW GAME MODE!! | UNO

[@mabe4322]

Ok, now you HAVE to bring Lixian to play a game with the boys. Poor man needs to be able to fight back in real time.

[@TheInsanelyEpicMan]

He played in Monopoly once.

[@whitefang5973]

Would love to see Lixian back playing with these guys and just destroy them

[@eminakostic3406]

You mean he KILLED in monopoly once

[@fishsticks440]

LINK!

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

WHICH MONOPOLY VIDEO

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: *Makes fun of Lixian’s Portuguese* Lixian: “So you have chosen death”

[@tree2378]

funniest thing is he said "I HATE ALL OF YOU" in the accent

[@snakeeyes9246]

Lixian prepares to commit a hate crime.

[@diogopascoa3521]

I am portuguese! This is kinda relatable 😆

[@III1IlIIlIllIl]

I make funny Gta videos

[@pedromiranda1000]

Lixian is Portuguese?? Small world! :D

[@ellalasagna2857]

Mark doing a "Portuguese" accent gives me great memories of Ethan trying to do literally any accent lol

[@AsymptoteInverse]

It reminds me a lot of Ethan's "Spanish" accent in the nail-art episode of Markiplier Makes.

[@blueberrymoocow]

Ohh yeah!!! The video on [REDACTED]!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

@@blueberrymoocow That too.

[@richinluv07]

For example. “Austria”

[@cheezywizard5292]

Woah woah woah it’s the *Dance of Eetalee*

[@TemplePate01]

Past Markiplier - "I don't get naked for nobody" Current Markiplier - "I only get naked for charity"

[@Milfappreciater]

Very original comment

[@alectheanimtor7185]

@send me message @markiplier680 L

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

@@Milfappreciatervery original reply!

[@carterround4600]

@@Milfappreciater Very original username

[@Milfappreciater]

Lmao people getting salty cus I called out an overused comment

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "This is not a cult" Also Mark: "Don't click it yet. You're not allowed. If you do, the punishment will be severe"

[@Kagutsuch1i]

I have cancer

[@joshcameron5519]

@@Kagutsuch1i you’re welcome.

[@erifox3626]

I don't have to worry about that. I can listen to the podcast on my PS4 on Monday, when the next segment comes out.

[@bluekozmox]

I'm noticing a trend of Mark's projects gradually becoming cults

[@erifox3626]

Hi, Lapis!

[@Lathland]

It took so long to get into the game, and It was glorious. Wouldn't have It any other way.

[@sixbytes6362]

Lathrix? What are you doing here?

[@stardino9475]

What the fuck are you doing here

[@stardino9475]

@Jackson Carpenter clearly

[@ojgunner31]

Yooo I use to watch ur robocraft videos

[@Rickle0160]

hello checkmark

[@Blazieth]

Wade: "You just screwed all three of us in one play!" Well, Aphordite *is* the Goddess of *Love* after all...

[@lapislazuli9967]

And she does like to cheat on her husband a lot... Usually with Ares though. Maybe that's just because Zeus forced her to marry Hephaistos

[@craftmasterMk64]

Like father like daughter if you look at Zeus`s love life or whatever you want to call it

[@craftmasterMk64]

At least I think thats their relation to one another

[@misslockwood6530]

@@craftmasterMk64 Zeus and Hera are Ares' parents. In some sources, Zeus 'adopts' or fills-in for the father figure in Aphrodite's life, so...

[@oooooopppps12]

u right

[@Pandorah013]

I like that mark turns into a demon when promoting distractible

[@domenicofoschetti5419]

if the intro has anything to say about that I say your statement is valid

[@alkemi9946]

Man just dipped his face in glitchy ketchup

[@BroadcastingCN]

@@domenicofoschetti5419 op inion

[@salmondragoness]

I was just thinking that sales mark may be the demon brother of Darkiplier 🤣

[@BlueFlameBird]

Darkiplier took an interest in retail and advertising

[@em_em_4]

Bob: "I'm sorry is Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?!" People who know greek mythology: "....well....."

[@an_fiach]

*Trojan flashbacks*

[@mothkeytv]

Was just about to make this comment. I could not stop laughing I was like "Well, yes, but actually yes."

[@em_em_4]

@@mothkeytv lolll i love that

[@em_em_4]

@@an_fiach 👀👀

[@LevonBlueoak]

ikr, she's honestly more chaotic then Ares, which is saying something

[@crazyman4485]

Mark: "I dont get naked for anybody." Me: **remembers all of unus annus**

[@artenthusiastae7196]

@Squek good question

[@slinkychampion6533]

Memento Mori

[@lastlifegamer5893]

What are you talking about brother wife mark?

[@supuaforever21]

oh no, the heehoo.....

[@isaace436]

And the calendar.

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

"Isn't Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?" Well... in a way, yes, but I think Hera deserves that title more.

[@Atanukileaf]

Nah bc she has to deal w Zeus, and anyone that has to deal w him would probably be insane

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

@@Atanukileaf I think she's both insane AND a psychopath, seeing as how every time Zeus gets a new lover, she tries to either kill them or make their life a living hell.

[@Atanukileaf]

@@lilbluridinghood6296 i mean her husband is blatantly cheating on her- and shows absolutely no affection for her, and she loves him, and he's a prick, soooo,,, but like i agree

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

@@Atanukileaf She's also his sister. Not step-sister, not half-sister, not adopted sister, full blooded sister. Yeahhhh the ancient Greeks were weird.

[@Atanukileaf]

@@lilbluridinghood6296 though its mythology it does get rlly weird-

[@alexisjordan9055]

“Athena is the protector of something. Cause she has like, a shield” *Well yes but actually no*

[@thomwg6785]

She is the godess of tactics and smarts and hades is satan in greek mythology

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

@@thomwg6785 uhhh you're kind of right? Athena was the god of tactics. But she was also the patron goddess of Athens. So she would in fact protect that city.

[@mohammadqasimawais9155]

@@thomwg6785 Are you serious? Hades is like the nicest of all the Greek Gods. Zeus and Poseidon raped people and killed them afterwards, Hades made sure the people who got raped were sent to heaven while cursing his brothers.

[@eieyntia]

@@mohammadqasimawais9155 theres no heaven in greek mythology lmaoo everyone goes to the underworld

[@Dramoklos]

@@eieyntia ever heard of the fields of Elysium ?

[@jacky-brawlstars823]

Family at Uno: *Destroyed!* Markiplier's Homies at Uno : *Existantial laughter and insanity*

[@RaiosSephi]

They are probably not even friends anymore at this point and probably hanging out to save face. UNO can do things unimaginable

[@hannes9788]

@@RaiosSephi i don't think their friendship is that flimsy, they've been together for a long time, they've went through worse times, plus as competitive as UNO is, I think they're mature enough to know that it is still just a game. A penny for your thoughts, if u don't want the penny just throw it back into the comments ocean

[@sushiroll111]

@@RaiosSephi They’ve been friends before Mark even went into law school so I doubt a game of Uno would ruin that so easily.

[@deafgate7473]

Do you guys hear that? You don't? Listen carefully **woosh** Do you hear it now? **wooosh** You hear it guys too? **woooosh** _The joke was faster than the wind, nobody saw it pass over their miniscule heads_ _A storm is coming_ _I said to myself_

[@solomonbardalez4285]

@@deafgate7473 that is perfect man

[@gamerguy19981]

I could honestly spend an entire day just listening to Mark try to explain mythology based off what he could figure out from God of War and Hades.

[@Dcc357]

I loved his "education speech" on American history back when he played Vanish lol.

[@fathisaharudin7067]

It would be better if he shows us a gameplay of him playing God of War or Hades

[@armleg]

I can't laugh -- all of *my* knowledge of Greek mythology comes from the first Percy Jackson series

[@kairos4484]

@@armleg Percy Jackson, good book series, but does not stay true to the mythology at all.

[@Mare_Man]

@@kairos4484 Hades is pretty chill though, so at least he got that right

[@hbombtx9551]

Wade: Hephaestus kinda looks like me Hephaestus: gets thrown off a cliff as a child for being to ugly

[@connordean2446]

Seriously, even Wade is being a dick to himself now. Wether he realizes it or not.

[@Dizzy8203]

Lmao

[@k8_cringe]

He was also married to Aphrodite bc he was ugly (it’s more complicated but I don’t remember and am lazy)

[@XylitolEnjoyer]

@@k8_cringeand also got cheated on by aphrodite

[@k8_cringe]

@@XylitolEnjoyer a lot of the gods and goddesses cheated and committed immoral acts, so in comparison to like, Zeus and Poseidon I think Aphrodite was pretty tame lol

[@firockfinion3326]

This video be like: Whoever wins, Lixian loses.

[@chinmustache6420]

And then every viewer wins too

[@cardboardstudios3349]

Mark is possessed by a demon!

[@lilyfileti7830]

@@cardboardstudios3349 cool

[@cardboardstudios3349]

@@lilyfileti7830 hi

[@syrupsyche]

38:16 "We should all gang up on Odysseus now" isn't that just The Odyssey

[@ouijalookatthat]

28:22 "man, poor odysseus never gets to go" it's *absolutely* the odyssey

[@BurritoUzumakii]

666 like

[@VanlaRiee]

Odyssus

[@xxxsummertrapxxx9383]

I think so

[@cuz9892]

not really. unless you're a fuckboy suitor

[@generalkenobidaily4642]

“I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before this video starts” Yeah that’s about right

[@mrnobody8316]

Literally every uno video

[@sackfu7952]

You know what i want, is a game mode on Uno just called "Absolute chaos mode" in which all the weird cards and mechanics from EVERY game mode are mashup up together into one abomination of a game mode and there is constant chaotic choir music with the background being just hellfire and things flying in the distance. It'd be so dumb and so awful and so amazing!

[@Angry5704]

Would it have both the normal colors and the Flip colors? I also want to be able to stack +2's and +5's and the Wild Draw Card/Nonsense Card all with each other.

[@sackfu7952]

@@Angry5704 sure, why not? Bring on the chaos, may it consume us all.

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

I cannot tell whether your profile picture is transparent or has a dark background.

[@sackfu7952]

@@Blue-Maned_Hawk it has a dark backgroud

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

@@sackfu7952 oh

[@adonisssssss5694]

The best thing about this is mark saying "fourno" in italian "forno" means "oven" so.. *I am a man who own five ovens*

[@SierraAAM]

Also in french, "fourneau" means oven

[@adonisssssss5694]

@@SierraAAM that's cool

[@JaniFerraz]

Forno also mean oven in portuguese!

[@ZZ--]

Ah yes i see your a person of culture as well

[@xgcsurreal2608]

that's because Italian, French, and Portuguese are all descendants of Latin and are closely related.

[@chlopaig]

When you've already listened to every episode of distractible but Mark tells you to go and watch it so your stuck in a continuous loop of listening to the same episodes of ferrets having axe body, and growing new organs

[@SebHaarfagre]

Why didn't he say it has ferrets with axe bodies, now I _will_ go check it out

[@naqidoesps4]

SPOILERS

[@Dragoon9252]

wtf are they talking about over there

[@slendertv3616]

Same

[@satroop7396]

@@Dragoon9252 entertaining stuff

[@A_Tay101]

I love how lixian is 'ᵗʰⁱˢ' close to committing war crimes😭

[@darkgolden3250]

... How much is 'this'

[@nixxi_fenix5739]

WE HAVE TO BE ALERTED

[@Bizzyb33z]

@@darkgolden3250 about ‘this’ much

[@bestlaptop_psn]

War crimes are just a suggestion

[@nightshade__]

He always is

[@MrGoose-vn1lp]

Game: has tidbits to help you understand what everything does Mark: "what's going on?! Why is this happening?!"

[@stupidmangoz]

Sometimes they don't even explain or help at all cus it's so vague though

[@auroralane8523]

I loved the part where he went into the game settings instead of pressing the question mark when he wanted to remember what bob's guy did.

[@danivee8572]

Their Portuguese accent sounds like Ethan's Austrian accent.

[@jessicamcglaughlin9152]

MOMENTO MORI

[@emmawirtz6541]

Welcome to Austria

[@silverwolfart6851]

Memento Mori

[@Weirdos22146]

Momento mori

[@StnkyDinky]

This made me cry and laugh back to back 😂😭

[@draconis17]

Wade: that Hephaistos guy looks like me Hephaistos: *got kicked off of olympus as a baby for being ugly* Wade is doing it to himself and doesn't even know it

[@tenserebel]

Damn, you killed him with his own words..

[@santiagogil7508]

Lmao

[@SoicAngellis]

I thought being kicked off Olympus is what MADE him ugly

[@handfulmousefly]

@@SoicAngellis I think it's both

[@SoicAngellis]

@@handfulmousefly I think it’s either because of Hera being pissed at Zeus for being a cheating ass again, or Ares getting mad cause he got to get with Aphrodite.

[@IAAFMIG]

Mark's "hey guys its lord minion here" sounds like hes been smoking and is addicted to ketamine

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@ceegeetee no

[@hat_to_the_mask]

yes tru

[@BroadcastingCN]

@@ceegeetee canu fu of

[@notchieuwu]

@@ceegeetee i hope both sides or the pillow are warn

[@ctbarrel8974]

Lord ketaminion 777

[@Anonymous-73]

This gamemode in a nutshell “If everyone’s overpowered, no one will be”

[@parham1023]

Wait, that's dota2. XD

[@commanderdemonno9819]

except for haphaestus who's able to transcend being overpowered

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Say it in the accent" Lixian: "I HATE ALL OF YOU" Mark, Bob, and Wade: *laughs* "Here we go!"

[@tntblaster137]

3:21 for all who wish to revisit :3

[@Kagutsuch1i]

@@tntblaster137 your cool

[@5uvklo789]

@@Kagutsuch1i yro'ue*

[@staleloser6459]

@@5uvklo789 you. i like you.

[@5uvklo789]

@@staleloser6459 yes

[@SGHmemories]

You can see Mark thinking "oh shit I hope this doesn't actually offend Lixian" when Bob and Wade get on the teasing train

[@BlazinInfernape]

@Fatty Gaming lol why

[@relishcakes4525]

@Fatty Gaming literally no.

[@theDeathgirl045]

@Fatty Gaming what are you talking about

[@jojokeen3689]

@Fatty Gaming wtf

[@skullbeatbox230]

@Fatty Gaming does map mean molesters and predators? thats what that sounds like to me yikes

[@kj.champ.04]

“You chose poorly” Top ten anime betrayals

[@henryfanforever1414]

*NANI?!*

[@III1IlIIlIllIl]

Nah

[@aproxify]

@@III1IlIIlIllIl -ni

[@pixelninja577]

666 likes

[@aproxify]

@Fatty Gaming Just no

[@yellowmaster52]

29:44 Aphropdite screwing everyone but Hephaestos is accurate.

[@0nullnil]

She screwed with Hephaestus... By cheating on him with Ares.

[@MaxTax3D]

I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@bucketOfPenguin]

Magnificent

[@ghost_b3loved]

​@@0nullnil Screwed with Hephaestus by screwing (with) Ares

[@name-uh5ee]

Mark actually interacts with Lixian like he's just some little 2D dude constantly floating around him

[@j-j8984]

@@reesecarlton you make a valid point my friend

[@wahbanger]

He's the friendly neighbourhood mini-Lixian

[@0_0ethan67]

@@wahbanger yes

[@Secarious]

Why is no one talking about how not only accurate Bob's Mark intro was but also how close to voice changer was to Mark's actual voice?

[@Dove_SnowLY98]

FR I was actually pleasantly surprised-

[@narutofoxlover4693]

Mark’s version of a “Portuguese” accent sounds more like the stereotypical accent of someone who wears lederhosen XD

[@fleeb1540]

That's bc it's the same accent he uses to mock Felix 😂

[@rhiannonharrigan6738]

XD

[@Kaitri]

His german roots are coming through

[@kibi3072]

Oh no ..I have yet to watch the video and as a Portuguese, I am very excited to see this

[@starsceedmpt3155]

@@Kaitri he has german roots??0) 0o0

[@cosmeevanson2977]

I love how despite the filter, when Lixian yells "I hate all of you" you can totally still here the accent

[@mikotomisaka8714]

What I've learned from the Distractible Podcast: Wade has an army of stank clown assassins which he will airdrop on us. In the future, humans will be turned into organ growing sacks. The new merch is gonna be a big block with busts of Mark, Bob and Wade, and carvings of their junk jutting out of the blocks themselves. Palpatine shooting out hair from his finger tips as he shouts "Unlimited HAIR!!" is genuinely the best thing since Baby Yoda.

[@YaBoiJay999]

Yeah that about sums it up!

[@j-j8984]

"You want Russian? You want Mexican pube? I've got it all here. Quality Columbian grundle." This Is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile

[@sakeprincess1414]

Accurate summary, my friend 😂

[@akish302]

“Darth Vad-hair will become more powerful than both of us!”

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

fun fact: the third one already existed! and in ancient greek times, no less! they're called _herms,_ and they were used by greeks and romans to delineate boundaries. literally they're just. a head on top of a pillar w a dicknballs on it. look em up, it's hilarious. what a funny coincidence that this version of uno uses greek myths! humans never change i spose

[@iceninja1997]

Well, Bob getting Hephaustus is fitting since he's one of the smartest in their group, Mark getting Ares is VERY fitting, and Wade getting Aphrodite...I dunno about that...

[@jordanlavergne7041]

Well Wade is obviously the hottest one of the group

[@Savagecabbage5158]

@@jordanlavergne7041 and the most attractive

[@jordanlavergne7041]

@@Savagecabbage5158 Oh no doubt

[@zoeywilson8919]

Bob saying hephaustus is broken without knowing he actually is

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@zoeywilson8919 oh that joke is terrible and I love it

[@hollowknight7536]

Man can’t you admire how Lixian is just menacingly standing there.

[@FanaticRock]

Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody" Also mark: I now have an onlyfans

[@BabyBird16]

I straight uo was gonna say this lmao

[@LesbeansSplatoon]

Bruh why does it feel like this vid came out in 2022 and not 2021. Mark really needs to make more UNO stuff or I’m gonna start feeling even older 💀

[@laurakastrup]

The Gods: Aphrodite: the goddess of love and beauty. She had 3 major “versions” or aspects Aphrodite Aria (Warlike), Aphrodite Uranus (Otherworldly) and Aphrodite Pandemos (By the people) Uranus and Pandemos is the ones you see in the myths, is she helping other people? It’s Uranus. Is she being petty? Pandemos Haephestus: Aphrodite’s Husband, god of Volcanoes and Smithery The most major myth there is about him is when his mother, Hera, yeets him off Mount Olympus as a baby and his father, Zeus, “gives” him Aphrodite as wife to make up for it Ares: God of War Probably the most hated of the Olympians, unless you’re Sparta. Generally from our understanding Ares is the “bad” parts of war, the death, the ransacking etc. Athena: Goddess of Wisdom, War and Arts Athena embodies the noble parts of war (Unless you’re Sparta) for an example Strategy and Logistics. Whereas Ares is the dude who brings all the chaos Athena is the one who brings all the stability Typhon (the curse of Typhon in this game): is a primordial being of chaos, His life mission is destroying the Olympians which is why he’s currently locked away under one of the active super volcanoes in Greece and is the reason why it’s active. He’s also the father of most of the monster’s in Greek Mythology Fenyx isn’t a Greek Mythology being but she does seem to be based on a mix of Odysseus, Perseus and Heracles (Hercules but the Greek version because Hercules is actually Latin and there’s notable differences, like Heracles being an absolute shit faced dick in the beginning)

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

Do u have any tips on getting more into Greek mythology and reading the correct stories/myths about the gods? I'd like to get into it :))

[@laurakastrup]

@@mementomori.goodbye.5104 If you want an accurate depiction of the Olympian gods, Herodotus’ Mythos are your best bet. He’s one of the earliest scholars that take a mix of history and mythology and mixes it together. If you’re more into the Latin versions (I.E Jupiter, Juno, Venus etc.) it’s probably going to be Metamorphius by Ovid. Bare in mind the original texts are boring as shit and takes about 2-3 weeks to finish. This is mostly because I study classical literature and mythology. The Illiad, Odyssey and Aeneid is probably also where you’d find a lot since they’re written in the Classical Greek age but takes place 300-600 years before they’re written down

[@twnmikecrete7553]

@@mementomori.goodbye.5104 here in greece we learn about greek mythology in primary school

[@c6rn6g2k1d]

The specific mountain where Typhon is supposedly imprisoned in is Mt. Etna.

[@MissOnana]

Don't know if you know or not, but Fenyx is the star of her own game, Immortals Fenyx Rising, which has way more greek mythology in it than most people care for, the game this expansion pack is based off.

[@oomerkabaoo]

Mark: I don't get naked for anyone Me: *having several flashbacks to UA and the Hee Hoo documentary*

[@BookNerdAMVs]

Mark "almost an engineer" Fischbach: "I can't do math wdym"

[@gobalbucs]

Hence the “almost” lol

[@abnormal_asian5320]

@Fatty Gaming guy you gotta stop

[@nerdyoldguy]

Bob: “I’m sorry, is Aphrodite the goddes of being a psychopath?” Me: Well yes but actually yes

[@bononcrusher2]

"[Athena] is the most broken god in the game." -a Hephaestus main, maybe.

[@lizardking5255]

Lixian: i hate all of you Giggleplier has joined the chat

[@Hihihi-nz3uf]

Giggleplier

[@theillusionist1494]

Bob’s intro as Mark at 0:19 was so disturbingly accurate

[@wyntr0]

Timestamp. Please.

[@silverfoot6079]

It sounds a lot like him actually lol

[@gemsngold]

bob is really good at doing mark’s speech inflections for some reason

[@wyntr0]

@Sash I was busy and there wasn’t a time stamp

[@WRLDOfSad]

Frfr

[@Febrezerr]

“I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before the video starts” realist thing I have heard in any of marks videos. Well said

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

Markiplier and the Crew: Play Uno Wade: *My time has come*

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear kev

[@logicalwren8061]

@@AxxLAfriku I'd say you and everyone who makes comments that are self promotion such as this are cancer but the only difference is that cancer kills people

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

@@logicalwren8061 I'm disappointed that these are the only two comments that replied to my joke :/ No "lol" or "XD" replies

[@logicalwren8061]

@@GigaChadsAreReal well it was funny at least

[@awsm253]

Lixian becoming a 'side character' in the videos he helps edit for Mark was the best thing to happen to this Chanel.

[@daleharden1749]

Anyone: *talks about Greek mythology* Rick Riordan fans: Who has summoned us?

[@logankiesling4061]

Yes

[@panicathogwarts]

My inner 12 year old twitches every time they say something incorrect about the God's

[@logankiesling4061]

@@panicathogwarts I am a 11 year old

[@twnmikecrete7553]

greek people: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

mark: "i cant do math" me: ah... thats why he dropped out of the engineer thing

[@connordean2446]

It finally makes sense.

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

The fact that Mark's god is Ares, the God of War, is so hilarious, that it is almost like, him being shown his real self. Markiplier, God of War.

[@syndipirate2598]

Ya... about that... technically I’m pretty sure Ares is the god of offensive war specifically while Athena is the goddess of wisdom and defensive warfare... but I guess that works even better...?

[@Neoreaver]

The dude eats the powder off of Takis, so I don't think any deity association is appropriate.

[@narius4241]

@Fatty Gaming and prison is just a place

[@brayachdragonbane7529]

@@Neoreaver probably the party god, lets be honest

[@spaceduck4132]

@Fatty Gaming Know what else is a number? 911

[@CAMELOT331]

A real UNO mode? Surprised this video isn't 5 hours long.

[@nightwalker174]

@Fatty Gaming Silence subhuman

[@jojokeen3689]

@Fatty Gaming What the actual fuck

[@BeanColored]

@@nightwalker174 what is he on about?

[@creshiell]

@@BeanColored no, no no, if you don't know, i promise you if you're ever going to blindly trust someone one the internet, trust me. You're better off not knowing.

[@creshiell]

@W I D E P U T I N yeah, 15 years??? That's sssssoooooooo old, not like us youngsters

[@donttouchb00uwo82]

Since mark and the lads were curious; •Ares is the god of war; particularly the brutal and gruesome cruelties of war. •Athene is the goddess of war- specifically the planning and strategy side of it- as well as wisdom and handicraft. •Hephaistos is married to Aphrodite. He is the god of fire, and is also the blacksmith of the gods; he created Zeus’ lightning bolts •Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, passion, pleasure, love, and procreation.

[@Lily-sw3fw]

Small correction... Athena* and Hephaestus* Hope this helped :)

[@donttouchb00uwo82]

@@Lily-sw3fw I was using the Greek spelling for all of them rather than the more commonly known English equivalents. (Though Athena has been spelled both with an a or an e at the end in all fairness)

[@AnIridescentWolf]

@@donttouchb00uwo82 if you wanted to be more faithful to the Greek spellings it would’ve been Athina and Ifaistos

[@Cinderspark9]

Also depending on which stories you read, Hera *May* have thrown Hephaestus off of a cloud in a fit of jealous rage while arguing with Zeus and that's why he limps.

[@donttouchb00uwo82]

@@Cinderspark9 I’ve also read that he was thrown away because he was the one child Hera had with Zeus and he was born with like a deformed leg? But that was from a middle school library book so I have no clue how accurate that is lmao

[@plumpero]

Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody. '' Me: *[REDACTED] strip poker flashbacks*

[@whenthe0007Owen]

Memento mori Unus Annus

[@cogcog5264]

You can say the channel name, it's not banned, because people will not remember the name just the dumbasses saying [REDACTED] as if it was a cover up.

[@MonochromeMochi]

@@cogcog5264 dude it's as a joke.

[@tasha7642]

@@cogcog5264 your not a real fan if you don’t get the joke

[@cogcog5264]

@@tasha7642 You're not a human if you can't take a joke.

[@David-ll4xv]

People who read Percy Jackson as kids laughing quietly like "Yes, yes, greek gods! It's relevant again!"

[@idork7302]

@@AsiMeroA have you read the new ones? Their all still great

[@tearose3587]

It's not just those kids (pagans laughing)

[@reubenwade6554]

Oh yes it’s all coming together

[@reubenwade6554]

@@idork7302 what? The hero’s of Olympus? Ya greats books

[@rebeccadurbin2069]

Also some of those people "they got the lore wrong... how?"

[@stupidthefish4981]

“We have a new podcast called Distractible” Oh sick *Goes to description, clicks link, gets it cued up and then goes back to video* “But don’t click it now” Shit

[@squishy9178]

Do you feel your impending doom?

[@SnarkyZazu]

He got you

[@Leelectric]

Memento mori my dude

[@zoeybiggers520]

I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT I CAN'T, IT'S 666:(

[@nathan-tj4gz]

“Everyone’s doing cool stuff except for bob” *My entire life in a nutshell*

[@Nai_101]

Nutshell*

[@nathan-tj4gz]

@@Nai_101 oh I didn’t even notice, thanks

[@Nai_101]

@@nathan-tj4gz np

[@petrichordaydream5771]

Same tho

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

I like how the "sealed god" cards go from a crowned lady, a chicken, a statue lady and The Iron Giant's grandpa to a warrior, an angry warrior, a lady and Wade but with a bigger beard

[@SeraphimCramer]

It's probably something to do with the game this deck is based on

[@KinKod1]

The game is immortals fenyx rising I would check it out the game was pretty fun

[@d4rksh4d0vv5]

@@KinKod1 I have beat the entire game and all DLC

[@thomasknapp6434]

"The punishment will be... severe." Don't you threaten me with a good time, Markiplier.

[@Alina-vu6cw]

This...this right here

[@theblackhawk4696]

Hello Police? Yeah this guy right here

[@nightwolfkakana]

Honestly the ring light in Mark's eyes when promoting distractiable, Is really cool!

[@skedy257]

Someone: is not interested in distractible. Mark: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!*

[@charlatan5432]

I’m on the run from Mark. It’s been 4 days. Send help

[@skedy257]

@@charlatan5432 Hang on out there

[@akijabarosa7882]

@@charlatan5432 YOU FOOL, now we know your location. You will listen to Distractible. There is no escape.

[@charlatan5432]

@@akijabarosa7882 you’ll have to catch me first

[@connorsmith5445]

I have watched these videos 100 times over. I think I could quote them word for word by now. They have brought me comfort in the most awful times of my life as well as when I was just simply having a bad day. These men just making jokes and fooling around had no idea how much light they would bring into my dim world they had no clue that I would be here on this account almost everyday looking for a well needed laugh. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade for enjoying this game and recording it while playing together. Thank you for providing the world with your light and comedy I wish you all the absolute best life and I wish that you make bask in the glow of joy you give. I know you may never see this comment but I hope you all know how much joy you bring to the world.

[@tylerrose3633]

Me: "If you stack two slices of pizza on top of one another, you'll still have two pizzas. But if you stack two pieces of lasagna on top of each other, it's just one piece of lasagna." The mailman: 11:41.

[@rylenstuffsv2]

Smart use of timestamp

[@kcthefrogusedyt8319]

Wise words i tell ya

[@SebHaarfagre]

two pizza slices * :D

[@prplghst5141]

@@SebHaarfagre no, if you put a pizza slice on another pizza slice it becomes a whole pie, hes right

[@demonheart13]

Have you seen the podcast, "Is a HotDog a Sandwich" by the mythical kitchen crew? They had an entire episode about whether or not you can stack lasanga and at what point is it one and or two

[@JTQA_Tester]

UNO is not UNO without Barbara being in there and Wade in troubling grief and turmoil.

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

U RITE!

[@bluelfsuma]

I love that the accent Mark does for Lixian is the accent he does for every accent.

[@bluelfsuma]

@Fatty Gaming Don't ever talk again.

[@sairuhbby]

mark's "indistinguishable european"

[@darkspedicey1418]

I love how Bob calls Lixian “editor” at the beginning knowing full well it’s him

[@xancarter1927]

In case people only watch Mark's perspective, Bob's and Wade's came out first. You have no idea how we've been waiting for Lixian's reaction to this!

[@nefariou5]

shitting on lixian is what mark does. i'm sure he's used to it by now. he reacts to it the same way he always does. i don't even understand why though, lixian doesn't have much of an accent.

[@thedarkness3223]

I watched bob’s first it was hilarious

[@pinkythestrongestyoshi1626]

I cannot believe this. The first time in all of the uno games that mark didn't try to stack +4s on someone when he had one, and it was also the only time it ever would have worked. Wow. Truly astounding.

[@Lord_Azazel_Official]

Wade's Intro to this: "Hello Everybody my name is Markiplier!" Mark's Intro: *Darkiplier Engage*

[@TenchixRyoko]

Except Bob did Mark's, Wade did Bob's and Mark did Wade's and his own?

[@chorizo_jose]

When Mark did the “WhY dId YoU dO tHiS tO mE?” with the hand, I thought back to Ethan’s chef’s kiss.

[@cyberwolf5075]

I love how Lixian has the freedom to be a sentient editor

[@auburn_g_art]

Why do I feel personally threatened every time Mark promotes distractible like I'm following the podcast and have already listened to both episodes that are currently out I have no reason to fear Mark's wrath

[@LK04888]

@@nibonz5414 we should probably just ignore that guy, he's obviously a troll and is under all of the comments.

[@M00NBL0SS0M]

@@LK04888 just report

[@urlocalpphead]

samee

[@catgrab8049]

All the Percy Jackson fans watching this is in pain at Marks Pronunciation of Haphaestus

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

We’re also in pain at your spelling.

[@mossmortis]

To be fair, I'm awful at names and I still don't know how to pronounce Hephaestus.

[@afabfelix]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 I mean, even pronounced "correctly" in American, Latin and Greek sound very weird.

[@ChloeIHill]

@@mossmortis i pronounce it he-fes-tus but im assuming its right

[@afabfelix]

@@ChloeIHill "correctly" in Greek would be heh-fa-is-tos but with "fais" as one syllable

[@alphalunablue8918]

Mark: "I don't get naked for nobody" Me:*has flashbacks to about half of the videos from [REDACTED]*

[@galaxythebat]

You can say Unus Annus. the entire point was that even though it's gone, it's not erased from all human knowledge. The *entire point* is the memories of it.

[@mentallyinsane]

@@galaxythebat even mark calls it [REDACTED] its part of the joke that its gone lmao

[@X-SPONGED]

Bob : "Aphrodite, God of being a Psychopath" _I mean, Aphrodite DID start drama by making Hades fall in love with his own niece._ _So yeah, you could call her that..._

[@Dollitys]

Honestly the greek gods have more drama than the beauty community..

[@NEETKitten]

If they were around in the modern Era, the Greek gods would ABSOLUTELY be part of the commentary/tea-spilling community. Change my mind.

[@Atrasimi]

Aphrodite was the og beauty guru, it makes so much sense I’d be mad if she hadn’t been reincarnated as one

[@Kroododile553]

Wait… what?

[@shadow_leaf7965]

The Greek gods have more drama than Twitter

[@gamepapa1211]

If you look at their face icon it tells a story: Bob: "Fuck the police!" Wade: "Is that the police!?" Mark: "Hi! I'm the police."

[@dipmybutt616]

Why the police

[@smolscarfu]

Because it's the police.

[@elfasto2255]

Police is kinda random.. YOU DOWNLOADED SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE AND NOW THE POLICE WILL GIVE YOU A STERN TALKING TO

[@thatoneperson0001]

That's funny because of da police

[@helloworld9764]

Literally nothing: Lixian while editing: why im still here just to suffer

[@onyxxbabe6291]

For his cute little pop ups of him 🥰

[@dominicklipari]

Answer: Paycheck

[@DarkRubberDucky]

At this point Lixian has half of Marks fan base in love with him. I love Lixian. XD

[@noneofyourbusiness2953]

Jesus I was looking away to take a sip for three seconds and at the end when Mark said DID YOU FORGET? I got so scared I dropped my cup and spilled my drink

[@samsonguy10k]

I love how they figured out the mechanics of this game and yet they could never remember what the Draw to Color card in Uno Flip did.

[@unicornpotato0751]

What did it do, I have the physical uno flip game and I still have no clue what it does

[@samsonguy10k]

@@unicornpotato0751 next player has to draw until they get the color chosen. It can be one to a hella number of cards. Successful challenge puts it on the one who played the card.

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

All the guys calling Hephaestus broken Hephaestus, a cripple: º.º

[@kit_the_inevitable]

noOOOOOO

[@FuryMcpurey]

OH GOD SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THEM

[@xorvictia]

The fact that Bob said “Okay, Villager” and then Lixian then put up a picture of an *Illager* both bothers and amuses me

[@FoxGloveDrawing]

… Illagers are grey. Lixian put in a Villager face.

[@momentomori4070]

Wade: This hand got *soiled* Mark and I at the same time: SOILED IT!! Me: *amazed* 🤣🤣

[@WarmLusamine]

Timestamp?

[@unbelie8013]

And that's how, Mark stole everyones intros. . .and made it better.

[@jackcutter2]

*intros

[@Gabbyy_Gabriella]

Beautiful story.

[@jackcutter2]

Also you don't need the comma.

[@kuba890p]

U are sus

[@AlecBurriss]

@@jackcutter2 oh shit the comment police are here. You sure are fun

[@urielmarron8576]

Wade: oh, this hand just got soiled Mark: soiled it

[@EmeliaCD]

Soiled it

[@aquinprime]

Soiled it!!

[@Leelectric]

SOILED IT

[@needlestorm909]

*SOILED IT*

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

_SOILED IT_

[@bluemario610]

17:12 that was a noise wade made 23:34 8 wasn it 29:22 Mark's master plan 31:51 "who wants to sha-boing me?" 36:12 THE SWEEP 39:08 you chose...poorly... 44:04 getting a little hostile here 45:44 Cursed 47:09 "This is on you wade!"

[@verilumessaofficial3150]

Bob's "I knew that would happen and I did it on purpose" got to me lol

[@zoekyles2760]

Let's face it Lixian's edits makes Markiplier so much enjoyable to watch.

[@MaxxCoyote]

I will say that yeah, Lixian is a big draw for Mark's videos. I can only do Markiplier in spurts, and then have to take a break to detox from how agitating he can be. But the bits with him and Lixian are always a delight.

[@Mightylcanis]

@@MaxxCoyote I genuinely wonder why you would watch a youtuber that you find agitating at all. It's not a criticism of you, I am just sincerely curious why you would do that to yourself.

[@cookiemonsta633]

@@Mightylcanis to be fair, there can be qualities you dislike in a person you like or even love. so i get what they mean, i don’t really agree but i get what they mean.

[@astrumnihilum]

And all the other editors, they do an amazing job to make videos the best! :]

[@mychemicalromancewillpierc5241]

@@Mightylcanis I love mark a lot, however he is SERIOUSLY agitating with the way he plays games like resident evil or the evil within and other big triple A games. I love him to death but it gets irritating watching him put it on the hardest difficulty, then proceed to scratch his head in confusion as he dies over and over again, not to mention ignoring the games pointed messages telling him that he needs to be stealthy so he just runs in over and over and dies because he refuses to just fucking CROUCH AND TAKE IT SLOW. I have the same issue with game grumps and I’ve just learnt to not watch games that I’m thoroughly invested in be played by them. If I want a great overall play through with seriousness where it needs to be, I watch Jacksepticeye. However that doesn’t make me hate the grumps or mark. It’s just a process many viewers go through with people they enjoy watching.

[@lukereeves5141]

as a unique fan of both Markiplier and Trixie Mattel, i can honestly say Mark's Portuguese accent is as good and on the same energy level as Trixie's Swedish accent XD.

[@AllysonYates]

Why did I read this and immediately hear Trixie promoting Klarna in that Swedish accent?! 🤣

[@NellieCollier]

“vut eez pehwuhrr?”

[@mmilcz833]

Bob’s version of Mark’s Portuguese accent sounds like Trixie Mattel’s Swedish

[@kinginci357]

God you're right

[@NotSoGracefulGracexo]

this comment is so beautiful thank you

[@gracemagee90]

My two worlds

[@YouTubeExplore777]

I don't hear any Portuguese accent

[@mmilcz833]

@@KZbinExplore777 they start talking about it around 2:15

[@erinnya]

Mark: “There’s the podcast in the description, dont click it ye-” Me: *pauses video* *click*

[@TheWolfHound7777]

Mark, I really hope you continue your The Fall series. I was hooked on that playthrough.

[@RaidenStorms88]

Me too

[@ClassicGuy57]

Could you also return to Raft and Minecraft?

[@darkrockman2389]

Mood

[@flameball5373]

I’m waiting for more The Fall, Huniepop2 and Amnesia:Rebirth. I know there was a bug/glitch that softlocked him or sumthin in Rebirth, but I’m still waiting.

[@jinxed_yaart1142]

I'm proud of mark knowing some lore of the greek Gods. My little historian heart is jumping with joy.

[@jsmilo8130]

Just cause I’m a nerd: Athena is the goddess of war strategy and wisdom, Ares is the god of war, Hephaestus is the god of the forge (blacksmith), and Aphrodite is the goddess of love and beauty

[@velvetbutterfly]

You specified "(blacksmith)" is there a god for whitesmiths or did they not have white metals in Greece?

[@amberrose3970]

Have you read mythos by Stephen fry?

[@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140]

spelt Kratos wrong.

[@velvetbutterfly]

李威志 whitesmiths were still a thing. Maybe it wasn't a forge worker but there were still people that worked with white metals

[@dimitrakarasimou8945]

As a Greek and a nerd in Greek mythology, I approve

[@sammmmmp1455]

31:06 Mark: “My odd cards! No!” The 3 and 5 in his hand: 😢

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

It all comes back to Aphrodite. Haphestus is married to her. Ares has lots of affairs with her. Athena has a rivalry with her because of the Trojan War.

[@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088]

So what I'm getting is that Aphrodite is the goddess of thots

[@colt9836]

Well, Aphrodite and Athena don't like each other because Paris picked the former when the goddess promised the shepherd Helen of Troy. Which in turn caused Athena to side with Trojans.

[@Alia-bc3rc]

@@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 considering Aphrodite made Helen cheated her husband to go with Paris, yes she definitely is.

[@josefzalusky7307]

@@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 The Thottess, if you will.

[@bswizzle93]

I love when Mark, Wade, and Bob play Uno its entertaining to watch. I just hope to also see Jacksepticeye back playing with them soon

[@dallastexas1684]

Mark: what do you have? Lixian: A knife! Mark: Nooooooooooo!

[@um773]

They need to bring this uno series back!! It's so good.

[@danyelavila6826]

They really do need to.

[@nminc]

I love how they called him out on having stupid long intros and this video highlights it by taking 3 minutes and 35 seconds to get to the content