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[@slime_sam4321]

"This is a game for ages 3 and older, what are you, two!?" _"No, I'm_ *_seven."_*

[@fierysaint327]

It's just like your saying you want to enter a toddler game, but your a teenager

[@Destroya7961]

Love the name man that’s both funny and cool

[@APerson18122]

And also what are you two!? “No I’m *six*”

[@APerson18122]

*six* mistake hehe😅

[@EYECOMITTEE]

I read this when he said it! 😰

[@shinymimikyu169]

the sequel should be called "dude, continue"

[@spidey1100]

Bro, start.

[@Zanavor]

Stop, dude. Eh ehhhh.

[@spidey1100]

Homie, Forthwith.

[@geopowell5399]

Where you're presented with crimes and you have to find a way to be good

[@iluvlittenanimations2.010]

@@spidey1100 better yet, homie, halt

[@maverickREAL]

I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible. The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him

[@DuckGoesViral]

interesting

[@soontobechannel743]

Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst. That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)

[@yuika_living_life]

fun fact: the narrator is the same VA as Garroth from Aphmau's channel lol

[@ldkmelon]

this game is definitely intended to be ornery for sure. being nice is like being pacifist in a fighting game unfortunately😅

[@user-jr3gn4fv9g]

He treated you like a psycho? And you did good?? Devs be like: hm... well... thats intresting?

[@xchrysantha]

The narrator has serious "main character's rival who is the only person that considers himself the rival" energy.

[@davontejohnson]

Cheese

[@ratticustheemperor]

@@davontejohnson yes, friend. cheese.

[@idchunn]

Alastor and sir pentious😭

[@afrokween8752]

Mark: "I was an accident. My mama told me" Me: And we are so grateful for that accident!

[@obliviousmori6316]

I wish I could like 1,000 times

[@pootpootfart]

As Bob Ross would say: "Happy little accidents!"

[@jennasue5687]

Best accident ever!!

[@kittenchan783]

Omg I laughed til I coughed I've never seen anyone make a comment like that and you are right

[@claralanghoff]

N no YOU KNOW HE HAS A DARK SIDE CALLED DARKIPLIER

[@Real_Tio_Benny]

Narrator: “DoNt bE sOmE SoRt Of A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE~” M: “DASS ME.”

[@missyfloyd8430]

No daSSIs ME

[@Lozer832]

*”I’m a special snOwflaKe”*

[@Real_Tio_Benny]

Kota - San 可愛い 😂

[@1MPO5TOR]

Spoocle snowflake

[@rachaldenise]

_what about my one legged dog_

[@MusicLife-ir1fs]

mark:*talks quietly* me:*turns volume up* mark:"ZOOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!!" me:*turns volume down* mark:*talks quietly* me:gives up and leave

[@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE]

i am the first reply?

[@MusicLife-ir1fs]

@@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE yes indeed you are

[@Subtohazeorsandamobu]

Lol

[@duskplaysgames0114]

I just continue and suffer through the ear owwies 😅

[@SY35_Productions]

Was the doggy very good in this fragment?

[@Ms.Anonymous]

1:19:46 It's like when you get the right answer for a math problem but it gets marked wrong because you didn't use the right method

[@rsunni6620]

Mark: "I get a lot of emotional boo-boos" Also Mark: "I *want* to be insulted. I *feed* off it"

[@alyssokopnik3496]

Also mark: I’m not a masochist

[@Hobo-Dragon]

Markiplier choose one damn it, you can't be both

[@caligusto]

@@Hobo-Dragon people with a degradation & praise kink: *i beg to differ*

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@caligusto or pain

[@kot000]

Dog: me run Mark: its de zoomis

[@sarahitchcock153]

"I am 28 I am an aDuLt" also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man* Me: "Yeah... Adult"

[@nojaybay]

bro that's the most adult thing you can do and you fuckin know it

[@AlexDeFrisco]

also mark: drinks his own pee

[@mikemjc123animations4]

@@AlexDeFrisco what do u watch him in the bathroom or something

[@AlexDeFrisco]

Mikemjc123 animations no it was a video they did on Unus Annus

[@CloudzOnYTandTwitch]

Only adults with get what he did

[@mikoanton]

43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game

[@--Coyote--]

Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life! Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades? My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[@udontknowme...9854]

A true masterpiece

[@bintangsanata6468]

Lol

[@Sunny59146]

ENTER ANDY'S HOUSE AND KILL HIM!

[@itstqt]

DEMAND TO SEE GAME’S MANAGER!

[@The_Lamb_cotl]

I would like 20 lemon grenades I have $5 🥺🥹

[@BallerinaBabe]

I like how mark looks either really confused or like a guilty child whilst playing this game lol

[@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE]

yay im the first reply!!

[@whosm0lly]

yay i'm the second reply!!

[@brentliamgo9397]

@@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTEyu😮yyuuyuuuuuyuuyuyyuyuyu you yyuyyuyyuy😮yuuyyuyuyyuyuuyyuyuuyyuuuuuyyyuyuuuyuyuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuyuu😮yuuyyyuyuyyyuyuyuyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuyuuuuuu😮yuyuyuyuyyyuyuyuuuyuuuyyuuuyuuyyyuyuyuyuyuuuuuyyyuyyuuyuuyuuuuuyuyuyuyuyuuuuuuyuuuuuuuyuuyuuyyyyuuyuy😮yuyuyyuyuyyyuyyyuuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyu😮yuuyyuyuyyyyyuyuyyyuuyuuyuyuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuyyuyuuyuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuyyuuuyuuyuyuyuyyyuyuuuuyuuuuuyyyuuyuuuyyuyuuyuyuuyyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuyuyuyuyuuyyuuuyuuuuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuuyuyyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuuyuuyuyuyyuyyyuuyyuyuyuyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu😅😅😮😢e

[@I_SURRENDER819]

yay I'm the third reply!!

[@BigHog_69]

yay i’m the fourth reply!!

[@johnmarston959]

When D.U.C.K. joins forces with Mark: _Peace was never an option_

[@abyss8295]

Ushijima- wow I didn't know you watched KZbin B^

[@glacier3943]

@@abyss8295 you would be surprised on how many characters do

[@abyss8295]

@@glacier3943 Honestly- y e s

[@glacier3943]

@@abyss8295 its very funny

[@saddestcatboy]

The narrator shoulda gone to shiratorizawa ✌️😗

[@MrBeas176]

*Mark smashes glass vase* Narrator: "What was that?!" Mark: "NOTHING!!" 😂😂😂

[@zaqattack1423]

Narrator: go on throw it into the ait Mark: (slams hat into the ground full force)

[@annrodriguez2209]

Narrator: There were 3 little piggies Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw Mark: AND DIED Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it. Mark: AND THEN HE DIED! Narrator: And the third piggie... Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME! Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!! Mark: *w o a h*

[@ItsUpItsStuck]

Timestamp??

[@sergeantmason]

@@ItsUpItsStuck here you go 13:09

[@ItsUpItsStuck]

@@sergeantmason thanks!

[@sergeantmason]

@@ItsUpItsStuck ur welcome

[@johnnym7810]

M0pp

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

"Are you two friend's?" Mark: Yes Narrator: No

[@tokoyami2916]

Narrator/ Andy/ Garoth

[@user-ji9vs2eq4w]

Lol

[@jaskiding1]

Viewers : Maybe?

[@lolbitz4678]

Triple funny number 696

[@Deadinside.0]

Me: yes

[@derp12121digital]

1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!" For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.

[@BLP_Memes]

31:36 "Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?" Mark: NO! 🙄 "Very good answer!" Mark: Thank you! "She got what she deserved." Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-* Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~* Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT!

[@BLP_Memes]

I ain’t falling for scams like that!

[@BLP_Memes]

Try harder next time, bud

[@NoTheNo]

The puppy didn't do anything wrong 😔

[@BLP_Memes]

@@NoTheNo I KNOW! 🥺

[@drummergurl99]

Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was

[@randommatt5967]

18:08 Mark 2018: I've watched 2 girls 1 cup. Mark 2019 (unus annus): I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup Me: something's wrong, I can feel it

[@milkyway6807]

I bet he was too much of a bitch to actually watch it and was forced by Ethan in 2019

[@sockinawashingmachine275]

I am so glad someone else noticed this

[@tianmejia5430]

Randommatt59 omg wait maybe unus annus is pre recorded

[@EnzoGaming22]

You made my day..

[@djthegamerxiii4302]

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god

[@Ezrixius]

That last part made me laugh.” YOU NASTY PIECE OF- (Finished) Mark implied: “ YAAAY! “

[@AlcoholicDrunkDriver]

when he said: "WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF" i kept laughing

[@wansueno]

1:30:14 the amount of anger in andy's voice is just over the damn roof

[@hannahill9621]

he was perfect for it XD

[@jamesperkins1724]

Game: "How do you pronounce it?" Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!" Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"

[@nobody5333]

Do you pronounce it Jay-Pheg as well?

[@Kai-gm9zl]

I absolutely love Andy's voice acting for this game!

[@redunocard9428]

Ikr!

[@cryxstaline4253]

A n d y . I s . A . ✨Q U E E N✨

[@maxmaster1493]

Who is andy

[@Kai-gm9zl]

@@maxmaster1493 the voiceactor for the man in the game

[@gewoondena3538]

MAX MASTER14 andy is the voice actor and if you know aphmau its garroth

[@bigdisappointment4725]

This is just 1 hour thirty of a man having a mental breakdown.

[@joeh4955]

Two men

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

Which one?

[@tomatosauze8303]

@@user-oj7np2ej1z both

[@logangirls709]

BobertTheFrog the tester in the game.

[@MineKing506]

fun fact: in 'the story' section, Mark said the word 'Zoomies' 46 times

[@callebsquaredd]

Finally! A KZbinr who actually finishes the game! Most people just play for about 30 minutes and then get bored

[@fritzmarie6523]

Game: "this is a dog" Me *fully aware that corgi is a type of dog* : "NO IT'S A CORGI

[@user-re4pf2ok3u]

Bessiemarie Wittrock can’t argue with you there. No really. Btw, you took your Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills?

[@crayov2948]

corgi is DA best kind of dog and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

[@crayov2948]

@@user-re4pf2ok3u what is Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills

[@walterhasawoken5703]

@@crayov2948 lol

[@crayov2948]

@Le_gacha_gurl_123 _123 none can tell me that corgis are not da best dogs. NONE

[@sugarfreeskull3008]

1:19:08 : "Now, make me a sandwich" My stupid ass brain: *go back to sleep, and starve*

[@starlugibros1703]

Sugarfree Skull: What? How?

[@caughtinthestars]

I see, a man of culture

[@mattgaming6127]

Skylar E you wouldn’t get it

[@pbnjc]

Omg I get what you mean XDDDD

[@shadowwolf6776]

Sugarfree skull yesss😂😂😂

[@TheLiquidFox0323]

Love how the narrator is super mad at the player for finding out how broken the game is. You literally take the place of a game tester. Their entire job is to find game breaking glitches that make it less enjoyable to play the game!

[@DinosaurNick]

Me: When life gives you lemons... Mark: Turn them into grenades? Me: *Ded*

[@jamespogman1767]

wrong you turn them into a 15 cal bullet then he shoves it in lemonade then grabs a balisong and stabs someone

[@Bucky-sp2sq]

@@jamespogman1767 That's what I was thinking.

[@Sick-cada]

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!! GIVE LIFE THE COMBUSTIBLE LEMOMS AND BURN HIS FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!

[@Bucky-sp2sq]

@@Sick-cada um what if that checked on my bucket list?

[@MollyYako]

lemonade heheh... heheh... get it? heheh...

[@mellow2573]

I love how mark seems like the child and the voice is like his babysitter or something xD

[@user-hb8ks3qg7i]

So true >w

[@moonwolf9250]

And andy is a jerk wad in this

[@asher7303]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to me pissing off my babysitter. Genuinely sounds like something mark would say

[@glamorgirls1036]

Yeah ditto

[@glamorgirls1036]

Yeah ditto

[@creatorsun8222]

Does this game remind anyone else of There Is No Game?

[@sug7331]

JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING... I loved that not-game so much!

[@kaikila3971]

Creator Sun definatly

[@playerpankak3s221]

Yeah

[@valdish9620]

What are you talking about, I've never heard of that game.

[@TheEffery]

Creator Sun loop

[@army_forever3597]

9:04 HoW mEnNy PeNiS LiKe THiNgS coULd u FiT iN aN aNvElOp😂😂😂

[@choccymon_2646]

bruh I was laughing so hard when I watched that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@ROXXNEEDSTODIE]

Thank you, I’m sick rn, and watching your videos makes me feel better. Thank you

[@_spooky.one_933]

Mark: *I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS* The Click: *peace was never an option*

[@christophersin3766]

Oh, peace sells. But who's buying?

[@minkfnfcharacter3883]

:0 anime is real

[@DavisStevenson]

ah the click, i forgot about him

[@AlcoholicDrunkDriver]

"WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF"

[@kentucky_fc]

Clickity wickity owo

[@swahzie]

"I am an adult!" *Are you sure about that?*

[@KiX-K4T13]

Donsensical 😂😂😂 oh snap!

[@Werd351]

Donsensical no, not honestly.

[@jacksbox317]

Donsensical I read this in John Cenas voice

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

Why did I hear John Cena?

[@lilliesworld9942]

Donsensical yea its true because his mentel age is 4 i think?

[@venomtheaciddemon]

when he said "fUcK iT sO mUcH" it gave me nostalgia from when he played that game and greg said that lol

[@laughsingay]

When the present from life was revealed to be lemons my brain just went- When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! I can't help it. And it doesn't help that Mark immediately said "can we turn them into grenades?"

[@rileymiles819]

I died when this happened Mark: HES GOT THE ZOOMIES Also Mark: ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMIE

[@lonkzelda7871]

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[@realbeastmode327]

I respect the profile picture

[@Sevolture]

@@lonkzelda7871 how long did that take you?

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@Sevolture Used copy paste so not that long, just took a bit of time to spam it.

[@GildedGalaxy]

Yes meanie meanie mo meanie

[@allieburns8659]

10:35 "If you look at it upside down then it smiles, if you look at it the normal way it frowns :( I want a double smile not a double frown"

[@gizmoanimatez4918]

20/10 profile

[@patrickwentzell4638]

Lucus : " Ethan let's play a little game all you have to do is light the candle and put it on the cake . " Biohazard .

[@Wolf88769]

I love this game and the person who made this game his name is Andy and his youtube channel is the dragon hat, he does voice acting for aphmau you most likely don't know who they are but I love them and there work, and yours mark 😊

[@liforra]

"If your life gives u lemons then paint them orange and sell them for double the price"

[@mercywillkillyou]

Is that a gravity falls reference?

[@fizzysleep]

@@mercywillkillyou I feel like it is

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

No, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!

[@thegamervirus8147]

@@teadrinkingwarlock5101 portal 2?

[@myffyandlutube37]

Thx 4 da tip.

[@OfficialLuni]

"Dumbledore dies" Me, who just started reading Harry Potter: *why must you hurt me this way*

[@jacksparrow-le4ff]

It's ok don't worry he doesn't actually 😏 or does he

[@Pihsrosnec]

Is HPPP what got you started then?

[@Rose_2968]

Well he doesn't really or does he he doesn't no no he does I can't remember pretty sure it's a joke but does he die or not

[@Tactically_sniped]

lol

[@channelnotfound6106]

SPOILER!!!

[@CyclopsFromMUGEN]

31:36 Voice: Did the doggy deserve to stay outside? Mark: No. Voice: Very good answer. Mark: Thank you. Voice: She got what she deserved. Mark: *NOOOOOOOOO!!*

[@bradleyknight3462]

He jumped straight to conclusions and said "AND THEN THEY DIED"

[@ohokayian]

“They call me player...mark a player”- markiplier, 2018-2018 I’m dead lol

[@StarGirlMel]

Omg which part? xD

[@Tyler-lx2df]

Markiplayer

[@rathernot3298]

JOKES ON YOU IM ALIVE *TRIES TO PLAY FLUTE ON PINEAPPLE*

[@glitchcode5392]

narrator is rude to markiplier,now its time to revenge!!! whompy whompus the game!

[@ediffers4298]

Mark keep lier

[@eli_i_suppose]

Members of the support group for narrators with stubborn players: Stanley Parable Narrator There is No Game Narrator Dude, Stop Narrator

[@MoonShoes69]

Mark: I have ADD I can’t sit here and do nothing Voice: don’t be a “sPeCiAL sNoWfLaKe” Mark: DATS MEEEEEE Me: Relatable

[@mylmanberg6426]

Andy: yOuRe nOt gOiNg tO pLaY nOrmAlLy aRe yOu Mark: **making weird faces**

[@galaxywolf6025]

Wait its andy like the one who played garroth 👁👄👁

[@faelarmagrora770]

@@galaxywolf6025 I think so?

[@tamaramisue9219]

Galaxy wolf yes it’s Andy as in garroth

[@hassanawdi3793]

Everyone is talking that Andy appeared before in another game but which one

[@peskybird5697]

L’manberg flag

[@achild5776]

Game : gif is wrong! Both me and mark : EXTREEM ANGER

[@NotJacX]

I know right! IT'S GGGGGIF. HARD G, GGGIF. NOT SOFT G AS IN JIF, GGGGGIF.

[@peepock7796]

@@NotJacX correct

[@firebomb13b]

you don't say Jolden Retriever

[@421Dungeon]

*inrtense relating noises*

[@os3c2s15]

I think it's pronounced Giph

[@plantern4590]

Dude stop: "Lets see for how long youre gonna extend your christmas" Philippines: Yes

[@nhatba4178]

Mark: I’m not a masochist Also him: 51:25

[@mira5923]

4:00 "That's ME I'm the special SNOWFLAKE" Clearly😂

[@JossFromAnarchy]

Lol me too.

[@BlueAngel_13_]

I love Andy so much 😂😂 his comments throughout the entire game cracks me up. Amazing voice actor in general.

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

Yay! Someone else knows! -U•

[@natig1022]

Me too!

[@7.62Jayline]

Wait the guys name is Andy?

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

@@7.62Jayline ye, he has a KZbin channel called TheDragonHat and mostly does gaming and voice acting, you should look him up •U•

[@zhongli9073]

@@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi

[@Deadlake]

your commentary is just the absolute best. You love not doing what is told I can tell XD Love your videos

[@ellynnmayo4360]

“How many penis shaped things can you fit in an envelope?!” Is that a challenge mark? Cause I’m up for that challenge.

[@lewmie179]

Mark: I got a long cup. That's what they all say. Me: *chokes*

[@balencedbreakfast2064]

*WhEeZe*

[@scientistdee]

On the cup?

[@justsomerandomcpuwithamust2101]

Me:WhE- wait, that's what they all say... both genders, Markipoo is bi

[@redsnail5193]

Then later said and I Quote "tiny cup like my penis

[@lunarlighxt]

i screamed lmaooo

[@leafyeevee5939]

27:37 Mark getting upset about the dog being called a bad dog is just so wholesome

[@itsthejavavoid]

2:21 learning mark has adhd makes me so happy cuz me too (Yes, I know he said ADD, that’s another more-outdated term for inattentive adhd)

[@KoriHere]

1:16 “I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS” 1:41 “HUBABABABBABABAAB” 2:20 “I CANT STAND HERE FOREVER I HAVE A.D.D” same, Mark 4:00 “DAS ME! IMMA SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE” 5:52 “WE’RE GONNA BE BEST BUDS” 6:53 “DAT ME ONLY GOOD GOOD” 7:52 “I LIKE 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝑆𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐹 FONTS” 8:37 “NOT GOOD WHERE IS MY TROPHY 11:14 *angy mark face* 11:54 “I don’t but I assume I do” 19:15 you’ll see why this is timestamped 33:24 “ZOOMI ZOOMI ZOOMI” 34:22 Exactly what I was gonna say Mark

[@calebgoodman2076]

To be fair... The narrator only said fifteen passed. That means one person failed before Mark came along, therefore making him number seventeen.

[@feliciaroberts4041]

Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP

[@lushybri]

You're right, Aphmau failed lmao

[@robertoradin4896]

Caleb Goodman aphmau played this

[@tehyaanderson8249]

Andy/Garroth did the narrating

[@user-ee4fh1ig1m]

His name is Garroth in the role playing

[@sophieh6799]

*Mark clicks frantically as the cat has an existential crisis, breaks the fourth wall, and contemplates suicide*

[@Interestking]

41:00 Systems are at 110% which is weird, but a little overkill never hurt anyone.

[@beagz1930]

I can’t believe I watched all of this. With zero regret and I want MORE OF MARK BEING A CHAOTIC TODLER

[@Maria-xf1yx]

The game: "Dude, stop" Markiplier: "No, I don't think I will"

[@stephaniemullinex4293]

And that is one of the exact things that actually has me questioning whether I actually like this KZbinr or not

[@calmcometsuop5746]

Creator: "whoo im on fire!" Mark: *I will literally set you on fire*

[@CO-fw9hc]

No replies?

[@hatsnoodlemiku-2238]

@@Myste4015 1:17:55

[@Globleak]

In hell?

[@kot000]

No doggie?

[@Globleak]

@@kot000 Yes Doggie!

[@brian93724]

26:38 Why would i use a cat in any way in jail

[@Lost_Dreemurr]

24:04 how I met your mother reference?

[@Joeybun]

“They call me player, ....Markiplayer” Dude.. stop..

[@ghostgivebeans7134]

o

[@MrSeba9999]

Get outta here. Now.

[@williamliang8885]

Full screen

[@-bobarsauruz-1859]

ItzWindy

[@notsogirlyonegames4583]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@aspwned]

mark: *claims he has watched 2 girls 1 cup* also mark in [redacted]: "wHaTs ThAt"

[@sebastianblass73]

@Copy Cat not necessarily... more likely he lied here or in the other video. In the episode "worst kind of cupping" they actually show that a video on the porn site came out the same day.

[@sebastianblass73]

@Copy Cat haha, well i cant stop that ^^

[@ProtoManiac2283]

lol yeah

[@aspwned]

@Copy Cat Holy hell... What if mark and Ethan are actually dead and we're just watching videos that were never uploaded... All these events have happened before and we're just reliving it... Or maybe mark and Ethan are just lazy :p

[@khoibui9213]

18:08 for the time he said that

[@seaangel6947]

the bet: whoever lost had to dress up as the grinch and run around screaming "WHEEEEEERS MY ONION???!?!?"

[@Breakvan.]

11:05 the cup hitting the wall and table matches the narrator’s emphasis.

[@lamarvfx_]

Markiplier: “I am an adult!” Vsauce: *Or Are You?*

[@rebekahlps6842]

Technically 30 counts as an young adult, so..

[@lamarvfx_]

r/wooosh

[@Doomguy617]

>I am an adult! *proceeds to defend saying gif instead of jif*

[@johnathon1851]

Hold up. There are 911 likes on this... Hey there, VCop here.

[@eok1138]

I love this voice actor, been a fan of his work for years. Andy is the man

[@BlueberryPl4nt]

EOK YEET

[@robotdisco945]

I can't figure out if he's British or not?

[@eok1138]

Elfchamp yeah he is, he lives in England. Like me lol

[@eok1138]

Kelly no he is British . He is definitely from England. I am too lol

[@eok1138]

Kelly lol I have the worst British accent but I remember Andy always mentioning him being British and I can tell he is

[@chromosoa23]

man... can't believe both this video and game are already half a decade old. remember being so obsessed watching people play this game when they just came out back when i was in middle school.

[@3Duck_.]

Narrator:no bad-bad! Only good-good!! Mark:THATS ME, ONLY GOOD-GOOD

[@warriorofthetwilight9682]

2018: 18:07 i have seen 2 girls one cup. 2019 in a video of unus annus: i have never seen 2 girls one cup. me: You lied to me mark...

[@thephoenix6237]

Oh it was just he wanted to keep it a secret and see here you are exposing said secret but dont worry this flash will happen annnnnnd nope I just flashed a light for nothing. Well.

[@amirbudge402]

damn i was confused too mark whyyy

[@Nelski11401]

HE LIED TO US HE LIED TO ALL OF US

[@MystikVultz]

Bookmark 1:02

[@vadim9153]

i rushed straight into the comments when he said that

[@real.sugarcone]

"I watched two girls one cup!" One year later Ethan: have you seen two girls one cup? Mark: I've NEVER seen two girls one cup!!!

[@davidmortimer9764]

Was looking for this exact comment. Which is it, Mark? WHICH IS IT?

[@josebaltoomarnilson4762]

@@davidmortimer9764 he did watch it in unnus annus

[@r.j.penfold]

@@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.

[@josebaltoomarnilson4762]

@@r.j.penfold yeah i think it was that one, he basically was "forced" to watch for content and he just kept agonizing in horror while ethan just noped

[@raindrop5243]

I remember my friend showed me it and now nothing can scar me more than that video

[@giftsofgrace]

Mark: I am a mature adult Also Mark: NoT dO wHaT tHe GuY sAyS tO dO

[@frillexgamer]

35:20 actually, he said that it can be said both ways

[@AbirMahjoub]

Andy: ''Before we start let me tel you a story , there were three little pigges.'' Mark :'' *AND THEN THEY DIED* !!''

[@Kiyo_mimii]

The guy who is voice acting is named Andy!!!

[@marleighrice432]

Emmaly Alpha I know!! I love Andy!!

[@Kiyo_mimii]

Crimsonelephant Me too!!!

[@dragontailstudio8791]

And then the corgies came to much ....fine

[@ph03n1xm9]

One piggy made a house out of straw *AND DIED.*

[@trashopposum5965]

"Dumbledore dies" Me:*deep breathe* HOW DARE YOU-

[@Typi]

Carmen Apple He passed

[@trashopposum5965]

ಠ_ಠ

[@trashopposum5965]

I honestly don't fucking know.

[@diamond-heart21]

NANI!? ORA ORA ORA stop it. It’s not,

[@naur4990]

Everyone calm down and take a *_deep breathe_*

[@MI_CherryTarts]

"That's me. I'm a special Snowflake." -Markiplier 2022 (I shall leave a quote in every Markiplier video I watch.)

[@stepthrow9046]

I love markiplier’s angry face 😂😂😂

[@altounedited3]

Guy: A wet puddle- Mark: *VROOM*

[@NadiaK.2949]

They guy is Andy aka TheDragonHat he does a voice for garroth in aphmau' series (Aphmau is a KZbinr)

[@thepinkdiamondhannah2358]

@@NadiaK.2949 THANK YOU i love andy!

[@Fckraine]

Vertical Fox YAZ aph for life

[@NadiaK.2949]

@@Fckraine yup ! :3

[@NadiaK.2949]

@@thepinkdiamondhannah2358 No Problem

[@Misshowzat]

"Screw you!" "Screw me!? I'll screw myself! ...with the potato!" I thought you guys were already doing that.

[@playking2440]

18:08 like Markiplier, to this day, has been scared for life after doing that 😂😂

[@myxd_idrxp1936]

Markiplier: *goofy laugh* Also Markiplier: *distorted reversed goofy laugh*

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

The game: "Water makes cats wet." My dumb brain: " *WATER MAKES CAT SWEAT* "

[@NoName-ip1ke]

Wait... it wasn't just me? Hahahahahahaha I guess now I thought it was only me that it happened to Xd

[@tomcat3946]

At around 25:20 the voice recording lady said something like "The cat wants to leave the kitchen." But I heard it as "Thecat wants to leave the chicken."

[@powerfulfrog2685]

*confused nosies*

[@chilly4295]

mk

[@emilycollins1825]

water: *water noises* Cats: *nervous sweating*

[@themalevolentone5087]

“if i’m getting sexual ness from a book” he clearly hasn’t read fanfiction

[@SyfeSade]

*god damn right*

[@deathbrry4958]

My friend asked me what "smut" meant today because he said his old friend called him that...... He and his friend are 8... Edit: I'm 14

[@whydoieven1400]

@@deathbrry4958 At least it's not BDSM

[@deathbrry4958]

@@whydoieven1400 true 👌

[@raindrop5243]

Good thing he hasn't discovered Wattpad or AO3 or Quotev- Or searched "markiplier X __ "

[@sangeetathammadi9060]

28:28 If you didn't get it, we need more people like you. Also mark's face cracked me up so hard 🤣

[@NintendoNerd64]

“dude stop” and “there is no game” are just two games about messing with the narrator and yet they’re both very different

[@emmadruer6954]

Poor Andy is slowly losing his mind because of mark 😂

[@kitkatpita6703]

Sanity? Whats that? Surely we dont need that, right?

[@Iambadatusernames_kat]

I am so happy someone else knows who the VA is in this game

[@NoahDaArk]

Well to be fair Andy was being condescending... unlike his mentor The Narrator, who only wanted to take Stanley on a fun adventure

[@choccymon_2646]

his name is Andy? I never knew that thanks for teaching me

[@choccymon_2646]

(I'm talking about the narrator)

[@nicolemoone3444]

One time when i was in school, me and my freinds were debating on how to pronounce GIF correctly and one of them was like "No, its JIF, JIF IS HOW ITS SAID" and my other freing went "Okay well when you go to heaven you can ask JOD."

[@rolandcaters7258]

Nicole Moone even better “ok well when you jo to heaven you can ask jod?”

[@sophiaredwood5825]

THIS 🤩🤩🤩

[@Life-vu5te]

I just say G I F

[@xaniyarsappayani5904]

@@Life-vu5te same

[@firesauce9016]

F

[@hannahduggan3599]

Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."

[@Camila1010]

18:08 Wait, Mark said in the worst kind of cupping video from Unus Annus (the one about 2 girls 1 cup) that he never watched 2 girls 1 cup, he lied to us?

[@kingamiko382]

"Stick it in already!" You can't tell me I'm the only one thinking wrong about that.

[@CardinalKid87]

Thats wat she said

[@notsogirlyonegames4583]

True

[@alexxxanonymous8575]

German Amiko Obviously not.

[@fate5636]

WoOooOooooOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOOooOOoO I see

[@sharpshootinggameplay7622]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDDDDDD