READ THE DESCRIPTION | Lasers

[@wickedlavender]

Yes, I remember that scene from the first Resident Evil movie with the lasers, Mark. Thank you for asking

[@BreakyOnline]

Did the visual live rent free inside your head in the same way it did for Mark

[@wickedlavender]

@@BreakyOnlineIt’s pretty iconic, yeah

[@animatrix1490]

That’s pretty much the only thing I know about those movies besides that one RLM video (“this is borderline experimental”)

[@rexlingftm]

@@BreakyOnlineI can still remember the way the little pieces slid off his cut body

[@Baer99Z]

Honestly I still think about how his eye dripped white fluid, like, I'm fairly sure that's not how eyes work. It still annoys me to this day....

[@samuelgordon-kerr8133]

Thank you for the elaborate description

[@macnolastname2274]

"said something cool before he died" It was "shit" He said "shit" before he died 😂

[@kmezoalmasry6207]

" But he said something cool before he died" and it was "Shit!" cool indeed lol

[@kmezoalmasry6207]

@@macnolastname2274 omg we literally replyed at the same time and it is 90% copy paste 😂 we're out of luck for the rest of our lives

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

oddly enough i think its quite funny that he went in a bit of depth explaining that just cuz it was somewhat related to the game he played here

[@1KiloDepartment]

I would like to know if he knows the equally infamous Dead Space 2 eye needle machine death scene, as he went through that very fast without fail (not a old viewer, I just thought to watch through that part to see if Mark has the same trauma).

[@Predzilla2000]

I find it funny whenever I talk to people about Distractible and I mention how Mark is in it. They go “Markiplier? I love Markiplier!” then say “I didn’t know he had a podcast” like literally how? lmao I feel like Mark has been promoting Distractible in almost every video for the past 2-3 years

[@jas17p]

Its like the people who didnt know about [Redacted] until it was over. Like I get people may not see every video but Mark and Ethan promoted it on their own channels several times.

[@fozzyspots]

I think when people say that they mean they enjoyed a few videos 10 years ago.

[@AL-lh2ht]

real talk its like top 30 on spotify and podcast make a massive revenue for view ratio compared to youtube and oddly more respected in general.

[@SpoiltLittlePrincess]

One of my friends said the same thing when I mentioned it a few weeks ago. I'm one of those Listeners they mock because I started cooking from scratch a lot several months ago and I usually put on Distractible when I do lol

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

I remember there being a Vtuber who knew about Distractible _before_ they knew about Mark Iplier, funnily enough. This is also how they figured out that Mark has collabed with half the people they collabed with haha!

[@Goatman_Gamer]

That was indeed a very important description for me to read, Markiplier.

[@BurntLad]

T’was of utmost importance my good sir!

[@fatimapavon7787]

❤

[@robertsteffler5155]

God DAMN Lixian's editing on this one is incredible. So many amazing bits, absolutely wonderful!

[@piratonik9721]

Ikr! This vid has instantly become one of my favourites 🤣 P.S. How does your comment not have more likes?

[@samuraiowlii]

yes lots of bits, flying every which way

[@TheBigDillPickle]

2 videos back to back?? You spoil us, Mark!

[@etherealelphin]

no fr omg

[@GreenHura]

fr

[@Justin4893-be1rc]

Literally a minute later he posted another video wow

[@insertfunnyname_rael]

cool u were at the other vid N O I C E

[@gaebreeuhl]

lixian working overtime

[@BansanRD440]

Mark really making us choose which one to watch first between Lasers or Pilgrim

[@aki-senkinn]

Both. Even though i already watched both on Bob's channel, it's been long enough they just faded from memory to feel like new content.

[@AstroJelly3]

are you limited to one markiplier video a day?

[@ApocolypseChild]

@@AstroJelly3 The limitation is that you can only watch one of them /first/, so which one did you pick? I definitely watched Pilgrim before this one.

[@marz9172]

​@@ApocolypseChildwhen I saw the pilgrim video I didn't notice it was a new video I just assumed KZbin is AS ALWAYS recommending me stuff I've already watched lmao. Til I read the comments on here

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

​@@aki-senkinnexactly! 😂

[@astrumnihilum]

Wow you totally didn't mess up the scheduling and definitely wanted us to have two uploads today!

[@Happy_doggo]

Can't complain tho 👀

[@Killbayne]

many such cases!

[@lucky83incredible]

had so much faith in him in the stream lol

[@missyblack8005]

I'm pretty sure it actually wasn't a mistake, at least, I wouldn't be surprised. Mark has been so busy and is behind in uploads. He's probably trying to catch up.

[@Totallynotabird90]

@@missyblack8005unfortunately he didn’t post today. Probably to make up for the two bangers yesterday

[@maddiethoma4688]

30:58 I have a degree in communication criticism and I hereby declare Distractible acclaimed

[@milktocoffee]

Love that the regular schedule has resumed (for now) the only way to keep up with your movie updates is the podcast. You guys are funny and vibe well together. True friendship

[@Philledus]

Lowkey always appreciate when these three come together for stuff. A friendgroup that hits diff

[@UhOphelia]

And you can tell they're really lifelong friends fr, this is the type of friendship I strive for

[@YousefMohamedAbdulMoniem]

fucking love these guys tbh

[@AutismoGamer]

​@@UhOpheliayou can just sort his videos and see that he's been friends with Wade and Bob for a LOOONG time

[@UhOphelia]

@@AutismoGamer Oh yeah, I'm a long time fan! I think the first video I saw of his was the King of The Werecats animation. I was in elementary school then, I'm in college now.

[@DutchsMangoes]

I miss their videos with Jacksepticeye too though. Those videos always make me laugh.

[@TheInfamousHuman]

No, I haven't watched Resident Evil, Mark. I have failed you, Mr. President

[@stoopid.ideeit]

Bro stop calling him Mr President 😭

[@jakeskyline11]

Have you at least played RE4? It has a particular scene with lasers lol 😂

[@ihavenolife7597]

Markiplier 2025

[@Mybut812]

He is old enough to be president so this is factual

[@Redneck_Hero]

What are you waiting for?

[@spiinniing]

LOVING all these videos with Bob and Wade, it reminds me of old times in the best way possible. Some things change but Mark, Bob, and Wade are forever. ❤

[@midnightplayzyt9239]

Agreed.

[@tripacesfellas7011]

I'm in the middle of rewatching their GTFO series so it's great to have this as well at the same time

[@firedragonbri547]

@@tripacesfellas7011SAME! I’ve been rewatching GTFO for like 3 days straight. Its a great series XD

[@hemlockalope]

@@tripacesfellas7011 currently rewatching raft myself!! will probs rewatch GTFO after since those two series are my absolute favorite series from mark lol

[@Jordonater]

@@tripacesfellas7011 I recently watched The Forest of course its one of the classics and they finished it on twitch.

[@georgeh.2217]

Love the callback to the singing/vocalising whilst running from Sound of Silence 👌

[@xkkitsu]

Such an obscure callback, but it made me laugh so hard when I first watched the sign of silence video 😭

[@charlotteheidebrecht2934]

also made me think of Mark vocalising "maniac" when Wade was glitched out on Raft

[@thegodking2759]

8:08 My heart, that jumped scared me

[@JackieNova715]

I guess it jump scared you 😜

[@iscremintothevoid]

The description really answered all the questions that I didn't know I had.

[@jackbarn8046]

Man it's weird being a fan of all three. Cuz then you get to watch the video three times

[@Finnlandyy]

I find it hard to watch all videos because eventually it gets boring because it’s all the same Funny bits. At least, with like other people still subscribed to all of them though.

[@GeezSus]

I mostly rewatch Mark's POV cuz he takes like 19 years to upload his

[@NealStidham]

Don't worry, Mark posts his so far after the other two that you forget everything that happened, so it's like watching it for the first time. Or something.

[@Abysslz]

@@GeezSuslol I was gonna say that, this episode was like 2-3 months ago 😂

[@Erakun86]

Mark was so excited by Halloween coming he gifted us two vids. Thank you Mark.

[@blastoff3356]

6:47 Wade perfectly executed the Wilhelm scream…

[@ShoukoTakuda1059]

I read the description and now that moment in that movie is totally in my head and yes, the moment with the lasers is also seared in my head and now I have it at the forefront of my mind. XD

[@twoweeksinjuly]

Less than a second in and they're already bickering smh

[@HonestFooxSS]

😭😭

[@SamGamgee-e1n]

Imagine if they played Chained Together...

[@josefzalusky7307]

​@@SamGamgee-e1nI'm sure it would be totally normal and orderly

[@katiesutton40]

​@@SamGamgee-e1n Sarcasm or not, they actually have 😂❤

[@thepizzaman8064]

​@@josefzalusky7307I'm sure they would think through every jump they had to do and not go blindly into them at all

[@sham_0252]

8:00 Wade: "Mark be careful, there's lasers" Mark: "Jeez thanks Wade, I haven't notice"

[@thebluestickboy]

i love the courage Mark has shown in mentioning another piece of popular media which was not the Edge of Sleep in the description the plan is still on, it never stopped.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

14:02 Mark's editors have such a fantastic sense of humor. XD S N O O O O O O W

[@Sajinex]

I enjoyed the description so much I liked the video before even watching it. Thank you for that Mark.

[@cyber_runner]

I love the little ramble in the description. Never change mark

[@MozartTheGOAT]

A rated R scene and a suicide 30 seconds into the video was not what I was expecting

[@UnfazedPhoenix]

Um what? Did we watch the same video? 😂😂😂 wth? Neither of those things are in the video.

[@IdontKnow-nm8bz]

@@UnfazedPhoenix did we watch the same video, because thats exactly what happened, you may just be blind

[@davidfernelz]

@@IdontKnow-nm8bz the grinding is at worst pg13

[@Xainar]

​@@davidfernelz The rating prob upped when Mark joined the fray.

[@FireflyProductions]

Thank goodness for that description, otherwise I’d have no idea what’s going on in this video.

[@liliowen2132]

17:21 I like how each of their names, Bob, Mark and Wade, are verbs.

[@queenie691]

Thats GENIUS

[@jackaroni420]

20:10 wade did the tom scream from tom and jerry

[@datguysshorts]

0:22. catch me in my coffin cause I died seeing that. 💀

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Sees his friends twerking inside each other Immediately walks off into the void No elaboration needed

[@datguysshorts]

@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 just is. 😁

[@KittyKatty999]

So did Mark

[@KaySaly]

7:30 So, selfless of Mark for protecting Bob! 🫡🥹 Edit: Thank you everyone for all the likes! 😊💖

[@be_hapa2321]

This part cracked me up the most 😂😂😂

[@DASRH]

Luck for mark safety for wade.

[@TheOddWorlder0]

The ragdoll proves this

[@MidnightMisadventures]

TWO videos this morning?? How are we so lucky!

[@toetie2019]

Great way to start the evening!

[@devinbrown6650]

@@MidnightMisadventures Probably an accident haha

[@BlueJeiVA]

I was double taking, but more Mark is never a bad thing

[@scrittle]

Their polyamorous marriage still holds up after all these years.

[@AutismoGamer]

How are [] so lucky Parasocial Relationships aren't real. They are one-sided

[@D3mentdDuck]

Lixian, you KILLED the editing in this. Hilarious 10/10

[@harmoniousscarbonious4520]

13:23 Bob's been watching too much Bluey XD

[@Celibar]

Mark uploading twice consecutively is like a very rare event that happens once in a blue moon, but is such a treat when it does

[@cloud_lost_in_thought]

What a time to be alive 🥹

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

thanks for the highly descriptive flashback in the description😭

[@aar1551patd5115fob]

27:16 DARKIPLIER??

[@alyssadocampo8593]

😮

[@gideonlyons1731]

I came to compliment this one my phone cause I can’t on my tv I’m glad somebody noticed😭

[@Kurai_Hikari]

DARKIPLIER MENTIONED 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Meadowtrip]

thank you for uploading this about a month after the other guys im so happy to finally see your perspective mark

[@AethierionDC97]

7:31 "Can I follow you, for luck and safety? 😦" - Bob "Yeah sure, yeah. 😎👌" - Mark

[@TheRavensLegion]

Love the description really tells us a lot about the game (I've never watched the movie)

[@blueberrylover29]

Seeing bob and wade dancing inside of eachother is a thing i cannot unsee

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

🤨🤨🤨

[@Bruxa1298]

29:13 That was incredible

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

28:21 That foot cut was such a smooth scene lol

[@KaylieLayton]

Watching the members live where he did the description was beautiful, I’ve been waiting for this video for awhile now😂

[@sabershadow27]

lol Same.

[@ilabenchauhan4713]

Mark: read the instructions Me:no I don't think I will

[@Redneck_Hero]

Description

[@100dead]

Heresy!!!!!!!

[@thepoeticminecart]

Read it

[@WillieTroxler]

I love the description Mark, it really tells us a lot about the game. I'm also so glad for back to back videos, I'm definitely here for it!

[@outbakjak]

@7:28 "..can I follow you for.. luck and safety?" "Oh, sure" *immediately dies* 🤣

[@Legend_Sombra]

Mark finally uploaded his pov. Seeing bobs pov months ago was already super funny, and seeing marks' pov now is gonna be great.

[@LieGutter]

No way casual darkiplier drop 27:19

[@LilGremIin]

Fr!!!

[@jacechellis7661]

First time I’ve ever read a video description. Did not disappoint.

[@Rezzhuanne]

Thank you for the description! I finally reached enlightenment!

[@booraification]

I adore that I watched this on Bob’s channel three months ago but I get to re enjoy it from a different angle 🦦

[@dizu_5]

I just rewatched the first Resident Evil Movie and remember why, funny how you brought this up not long after. He did get sliced up and along with the other guys locked in that room. Thanks for sharing Mark

[@dudewithaname525]

Thats quite the description mark, 10/10

[@0dette0dile]

6:24 THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU

[@roadfelain]

8:55 I made it! (You Lose) NOOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@antlex7552]

6:39 making me think of Marks parkour story "I got this, I GOT THIS" *explodes*

[@NightDog246]

3:38 "It literally takes skill to be *that* horrible at a game." - Sun Tzu

[@Karma_Sans]

15:10 lowkey dont close your eyes listening specifically to wade and bob 😊

[@sel_sel7523]

i wouldnt be able to watch this without reading the description. Thanks for the reminder mark

[@woongrawrs6825]

mark absolutely slaying the jumps first time impromptu without needing the jumps below the platform, i think it was *his moment* 3:00

[@woongrawrs6825]

7:32 SO FREAKING FUNNY & HILLARIOUS IM WHEEEEZZZZIIIN 💖🤣

[@alexiosellis4643]

From the days of playing with nanners all the way to today forever my favorite youtuber thank you for all the years of entertainment mark. Love your content

[@liliowen2132]

27:28 I love that part, because Bob nails it second try. Go Bob!

[@MozartTheGOAT]

I am not going to read the description Mark. You do not control me.

[@thepoeticminecart]

Read it

[@obra743]

Remember that scene from the first Resident Evil movie where they were in that hallways and they got locked in by the security system and then a bunch of laser started zip zapping down the hallway? Cut those guys up except for (spoiler) the main security guy? He did a sweet jump up to the ceiling move and dodged it but then the lasers got pissed off at him and cheated. Then he (spoiler) died. But he said something cool before he died, can't remember what but it was cool. And also the way he got cut is seared into my memory and I hate it. Anyway, this game is like that

[@birbddd]

cmon read it and Remember that scene from the first Resident Evil movie where they were in that hallways and they got locked in by the security system and then a bunch of laser started zip zapping down the hallway? Cut those guys up except for (spoiler) the main security guy? He did a sweet jump up to the ceiling move and dodged it but then the lasers got pissed off at him and cheated. Then he (spoiler) died. But he said something cool before he died, can't remember what but it was cool. And also the way he got cut is seared into my memory and I hate it. Anyway, this game is like that

[@TrickLunar]

Remember that scene from the first Resident Evil movie where they were in that hallways and they got locked in by the security system and then a bunch of laser started zip zapping down the hallway? Cut those guys up except for (spoiler) the main security guy? He did a sweet jump up to the ceiling move and dodged it but then the lasers got pissed off at him and cheated. Then he (spoiler) died. But he said something cool before he died, can't remember what but it was cool. And also the way he got cut is seared into my memory and I hate it. Anyway, this game is like that

[@ver_nick]

Yo Mozart when does the new song drop?

[@SethVerstraten]

Its fun to be here a minute after its uploaded

[@erducks624]

"I'm finding new and creative ways to suck" - bob 16:52

[@ClowREED303]

28:45 Wade's chicken cry got me laughing in Wade, Mark and Bob's channel's videos every time.

[@GrowingwithDonnie]

I am platonically in love with this mans spirit

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

I don’t even know which I should watch first, I came to read this awesome description first lmao

[@nikolbvwy]

WHY THEY THROWING IT BACK? 1:00

[@Lazarc91]

They swore on the oath of throwing it back

[@Niko_620]

Why aren't you?

[@Deztinylife]

Why wouldn't they?!

[@Oddnoel]

That’s the thanos dance 😂

[@Niijii802]

Because they share 2 brain cells, and both are fighting for 3rd place

[@artygirl66]

Yeah, I do remember that scene from the movie! Now I gotta rewatch all the resident evil movies for Halloween.

[@soullessdino]

i do remember that movie mark! i also remember being really confused by the lack of blood in that scene lmao

[@stefanomalloni6456]

Mark's character looks like Keanu Reeves

[@Mbx_545]

2 videos in one day thank you mark I was literally just considering what videos of yours I would binge watch today

[@templecalinawan1267]

11:24 Mark? Concentrating? In a video game? Preposterous.

[@gangyzgirl]

Glad to see videos Mark! I hope you still continue with your other projects as well. I assure you we love your film projects just as much as your let’s plays ❤

[@Zeracan]

Was reminded of when Mark played Lixian's personal game. *encounters cat* "You're so portuguese" Had a moment of compulsive pausing&screenshotting. Mark laughing at Wade's joke "You're so korean" (camera zoomed in, laughing Mark's face with squinty eyes.) "I was also very close" ARE YOU CLOSE!

[@FrodoBagginses]

I had a stroke reading this what are you talking about

[@MayankYadav-ou6fp]

i dont know how many eons have passed since i saw that scene. It was long gone from my memory. But Mark revived it back, back to its full glory. Oh my how much i loved that scene, how that guy was obliterated into pieces. THANK YOU MARK. thank you...

[@lostsoul7096]

The intro is giving, how me and my siblings make fun of each other

[@skylarblue1246]

TWO VIDEOS?? TWO?! It’s like a blessing

[@ashleyr6809]

He only posted one today. 🤨

[@crazinventor4442]

​@@ashleyr6809 He posted two, pilgrim 3 and this

[@PatrykNowak-xz8yw]

2 uploads in a day from mark is like a flood after a drought

[@dog1dog192]

Just go no stop it😂 mans is too funny 😂

[@shardinhand1243]

im sore all over from a cold, and this is giving me some precious moments of relef destracting me, thank you guys bob wade lixian and mark,

[@zavodila9279]

I haven't seen the Resident Evil movie, but I know the exact scene you're talking about, Mark. It was burned into my brain

[@SabariVasan-bk6tq]

20:44 It's the mysterious 4th person!!!

[@Ryyi23]

27:36 literally Minecraft dropper

[@alastortheradiodemon1421]

fabulous description Mark

[@WhiteGecko20]

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[@wyattrose5511]

4:25 one could say Bob is addicted to the shin-dig

[@areasonablyskilledgamer4390]

Fire reference

[@MelRetro]

*I love that First RE Movie. The second one is ok, the rest are dumb.*

[@meowmaker175]

Am I the only one who hears the classic doom doors open? 17:50

[@finnz9539]

16:44 no other sound i've ever heard can describe what glitching out sounds like other than the sound Bob made while he glitched out at that moment

[@csepelirol]

I love that Mark do daily upload now, and he uploaded two videos at the same time yesterday. This made my day, i love his videos so mutch. I followed him for ten years now or more i dont even know but i hope i can atleast watch him for 10 more.

[@alastorlanish6088]

12:21 Was that crowliriuos?!

[@miladabdollahi9579]

blind people listening to 15:18 💀

[@MarcelGilded]

love the description

[@christystewart6357]

7:26 "Can I follow you for safety?" Mark: Instantly dies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amandasantoscosta1559]

It is my first time in YEARS that I actually read ALL the description. Thank you Mark for the clarification

[@Youngmarkiplier]

26:01 random mark sounds