3 SCARY GAMES #15

[@academyjason]

99% of ghosts:"GET OUT" also 99% of ghosts:*closes and locks every possible escape path*

[@ethaan3164]

You, sir, are the greatest intellectual known to the youtube comment section. I applaud thee. For real tho, like, you want me to leave, but I can't. Flawed logic yeet

[@adrianaveronicagallardo1558]

What about the 1%?

[@emilyzarbhanelian1204]

The 1% is the one and only Casper the friendly ghost...

[@gabsterrivera5674]

Harvard would like to know your location

[@heloizme2773]

Other 1% of ghosts: want to have a tea party?

[@NostalgiaMan]

Markiplier's voice is like a warm towel from the dryer.

[@alexahoelterling271]

Truuuuu

[@SonGohan01107]

Duuude 😂 your right

[@destbrown7367]

😒 weird but okay

[@bobaparadise9419]

Wutaii1 Nostalgia or blanket

[@zetaclearsky2332]

i- i mean..

[@moon_misery]

Burgle counter: *104* This was exhausting to count

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

You're the MVP for counting all that.

[@kanyk7171]

Ark Rust the amount he said, I just counted too and it was 104

[@thephoenix6237]

Then why did you do it? Because breeches hahaha

[@TheAlmightyDish]

Omg I could never

[@rashadalsubikey2613]

You probably work for NASA

[@Somedudewithnofedora]

Game: 'scary noises' Markiplier: 'utilizes random accent'

[@StayMika3025]

He spoke French, witch is my birth language 🎉

[@dgames220]

​@@StayMika3025 you birth language is a witch?????

[@VlogsbyLogan]

*visual confusion*

[@yuurei_ender]

​@@StayMika3025 Ouais j'ai montré ça à ma mère c'était si inattendu

[@juxtra6113]

he protec he attac but most importantly he puts valuables in his sac

[@mikemike3760]

no that's kangaroo

[@mikemike3760]

@@meowmeow2427 yes ur wrong

[@nicolasbronda6062]

Čo ?

[@gdaws6160]

So thats where the family jewels are

[@kitty_catzgachayt8253]

PastelMagpie oh my gawd 666 likes

[@Buildosaurus]

If this doesn't get animated, I'll be very disappointed

[@cookiedough2535]

Yes, his scream around the end needs to be animated

[@vanessabetancourt8045]

Lol

[@hangry3102]

You do It

[@kaylinvonbergen9819]

Burgle

[@jack-uk2xh]

Yeah xD

[@Totally_NotSterben]

"When you put 1 plus 1 you get 2 and when the lesson is over your on the floor. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur"-Markiplier 2019

[@jekyllreynold6537]

that's uhh... 2 plus 2 you get 4 :v

[@justicedaugherty9020]

twas beautiful mark lol

[@linkandzelda4725]

@@jekyllreynold6537 -1 is 3 quick maths

[@subscribersWithnovideo-lg2qw]

When those are the lyrics to “I’m back baby”

[@j_444]

2 plus 2 you get 4 * 💀

[@ashryanthetroubledouble5552]

dude in orange hoodie: "be quiet he'll see us" also dude in orange hoodie: "YO HOLY SHIT THATS A BODY"

[@madeliner1682]

also dude in orange hoodie: in orange hoodie

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

He's a man of passion.

[@novabusboy7331]

@@madeliner1682 hyperactive dude in orange hoodie does not like the red eyes in the thumbnail

[@disco-guyproductions8199]

shhhh... HEAR MY ECHOE CREEPY DUDE.... but yeah be quiet... DO U LIKE MY YELLING VOICE??

[@cjdavey4255]

"THEY'LL SEE US" MY GUY Y O U A R E W E A R I N G O R A N G E

[@VenomQuill]

Vibrant, neon orange. Like, the same color construction workers use so they can be seen even at night.

[@Manglet762]

In a forest with barely any trees. In daylight.

[@madeliner1682]

Like, O R A N G E orange

[@heartcrafts3426]

Markiplier IS Might Guy! ---Nice guy, Might Guy! Thumbs up and big, white smile that pings! (doesnt his voice remind you of him though?)

[@r.j.penfold]

Perfect color for deer huntin' but not so good if you're being hunted.

[@sarahsoara]

"A basement in a basement!! You thought that could protect ur valuables frOM THE BURGLAR??? NAY I SAY" Absolute gold, this is the content I'm here for

[@toastlord2181]

22:38

[@CHEEZ_22]

E

[@Monica-mf5yd]

FuriousTree Thank you lol

[@vinnytrashedtortilla4674]

Mhm

[@chickava]

B O B .

[@riannamaharaj3418]

Plant watching this video: “Did he really just call me a veranda?”

[@kileycarpenter4530]

You’re always in church in the eyes of God can I get an Amen

[@ravenwashere1776]

For the burglary game, I wonder if there's a way you can go through it without stealing anything, then you might be able to enter the blue door at the end. A sort of reward for not being a bad person I guess lol.

[@zvisger]

I was thinking this too. Pretty sure not stealing anything would have a totally different ending

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

Yes, but one must burgle...

[@azharyyie]

Somehow Mark's edited face scared me rather than the game's jumpscare itself

[@theseekingsankta3106]

SAME HAHA

[@Viper-oj1ut]

@Jack Prince not thumbnail when he says he looked at a plant as if it was a face

[@abebanana8804]

Mark! A guy named AHAKuo made a free horror game called sound is toxic. He wrote in the comments that he'd be happy if you played it. I'm just writing this in case you didn't see his comment! :)

[@Patrickf5087]

Just to add a comment also try God's basement

[@Lol-ro7dg]

He probably broke the world record for amount of times “burgle” has been said without realising, in 38 mins

[@michaelfryers1914]

He burgled the world record from the last person to hold it

[@whitewolfanton]

Mark, you should definitely play "Pamali - Indonesian Horror" it's got something like 35 different endings, but the main aspect that's really interesting about it is it uses traditional Indonesian folklore as its foundation, so it teaches you about that folklore as you play. Different things happen whether you're respectful or disrespectful, and after every ending you get a rundown of the stuff you should and shouldn't do based on said folklore. I think it would be really awesome to see you do a moderately long episode where you try to get at least a few different endings and explore the cultural frights it offers.

[@Anugrah_Amriza]

Antony Holme agreed

[@siomy05]

that sounds fun

[@thalitaputri6390]

Anugrah Amriza wowwww that sounds amazing

[@wave_o]

i wanted to say "link the game" but i just realized google exists

[@nsl7913]

@Ansley Baskin its just around 3.5$ in steam

[@graycrayon1113]

open the door get on the floor EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

[@magicalpixie710]

LOOOL

[@realmoment9605]

Its a song from barney

[@nCIZFdG6SF]

@@realmoment9605 gee thanks for that vital information

[@e11eohe11e]

@@realmoment9605 No, it's from a song called "Walk the Dinosaur" by the artist "Was (Not Was)" and it came out in 1987.

[@charleesmith5225]

Open the door Pee on the floor When your done pee some more

[@FuraFaolox]

"I'm pumping it full of all my gaze." Oh boy, Mark.

[@PCAMY]

U w U

[@thejaxonexe1976]

Gays

[@iarexayne]

Just imagine what he says to Amy 😂

[@casey9340]

O

[@FuraFaolox]

@@PCAMY O w O

[@cenelson6484]

Can you imagine A Heist With Markiplier starting with him yelling “HeLLo eVErYBOdy My nAME iS MarKIPlier ANd IM hERe tO BuRGle!!” 😂😂😂

[@ScribbleBeats]

This is the best comment anyone ever did comment.

[@chickengod3957]

@@ScribbleBeats And I shall burgle it-

[@ghostking1627]

Well the video is out

[@kendraball5478]

I read this comment right as he said it 😰

[@taahirpetersen3839]

Oh no you didnt 😭🤣💯

[@snapeyaoilover]

You will not burgle the burglar! --Markiplier Quote of the Day

[@orangeveemo9480]

*”MY BURGLIN’ BAG!”* - Markiplier

[@mitsuba842]

that quote is going on the walls XD

[@CAMELOT331]

Oh, Burglary you say? Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered! I'm dead inside someone help.

[@scottellis1630]

Welp I seen it all.

[@leahdouglas6920]

((Mark playing doki doki literature club)) Mark: She's still sulking, she's dead inside... Just like everyone else is going to be DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE! I can't breeeeaaaatthhheee 😂

[@darthrevan454]

I didn't finish the video buttttt Why does the character in the thumbnail have madara's mangekyo sharingan?

[@Darius_03]

CAMELOT331 no.

[@JawJelly]

( /📄\ ( / •-•📄\ (/ •-•📄\ - this calendar says "you're mom gay"

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

*"HOLY SHIT THAT'S A PERSON!"* last words before death.

[@keeganash2]

11:17 *THE GLORIOUS BRIGHT SHING LIGHT OF DEEEEAAATH!*

[@misssin6750]

This episode, especially the burglary one was very reminiscent of Babyplier. Missed watching episodes like that.

[@leebrunsting5122]

18:43: People getting kidnapped and possibly getting brutally beaten, Mark: laughing hysterically, YOU WON'T BE CLIMBING NO MORE TREES NOW BILLY 😈😈😈

[@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808]

I wanna like this but it’s at 69 likes, I can’t ruin that

[@AstraStar]

SleepDeprivedButStillAlive too late

[@asuna7946]

I thought it was pretty funny

[@leebrunsting5122]

@@asuna7946 me too lmao

[@ellithejoker1046]

@@asuna7946 Yeah the acting was so bad, there's no way you won't crack a smile watching it

[@seahors377]

"And here I was being a fool in the dark... Like an a--hole!!" 😂😂😂 loved that

[@Old_account_skreebs]

13:37 and just when i thought Mark's voice couldn't get any deeper

[@alanvalen_tine]

Twitch that part reminded me of jigsaw on the tapes in Saw

[@animusdesynched7386]

He nearly sounds like Batman-

[@stupidhead92]

when it said "get out" (2:09) I read it as "get but" not too proud of myself rn...

[@lightclaww6586]

“Get Butt”

[@evanlequin6538]

What about . . . . . . Get butt

[@evanlequin6538]

@@lightclaww6586 damn you beat me to it

[@daryissaplayz2312]

Same...

[@breakmybbpleasenoahd7250]

Honestly same

[@natnicchandler9807]

FAITH is an incredibly freaky retro horror adventure in which you play a priest who returns to a home where an exorcism ritual went horribly wrong. A spine-chilling adventure that squeezes a whole lot of terror out of its 8-bit stylings.

[@linkeffect82]

I agree with this, I've seen other videos of this, and it's pretty freaky, a good choice.

[@nefariousman2398]

We need to get this more likes so mark sees this

[@subjectdelta7044]

@@nefariousman2398 * tap tap tap tap tap*

[@coinshot3951]

Yep this would perfect for mark

[@avolatilenoodle7829]

Ooh, bootleg super-gothic Castlevania. I'm already interested.

[@theshamanite]

"The chairs are judging me." - Mark 2019 34:51

[@ThatFadedGuy2001]

35:44 *I'm- ... IN HELL!!* (Que The Jazz Music!) EDIT: Typo lol

[@arirochon8917]

That part actually jump-scared me 😂

[@daryissaplayz2312]

This is my like because I don't wanna ruin 69...

[@daryissaplayz2312]

I WANNA LIKE SO BAD BUT I DON'T WANNA RUIN 69!

[@ronisawyer5371]

@@daryissaplayz2312 you can like it now.

[@emma_de_dilemma]

Honestly, I kinda wanna know what song that is, because it's so meme-able

[@o0Avalon0o]

0:55 "I'm pumping it full of all my gaze" *Markiplier 2019*

[@KennyLastname]

Lol

[@siedah7865]

Anyone else is really sensitive to jumpscares but Mark's commentary makes them feel safe and confident? lol

[@s.c.bowling8876]

me too!

[@Shorteagle]

I'm not, I love horror movies and games so I'm now immune to scary stuff

[@baileyann74]

✋🏼

[@wheeljack2279]

He’s the only one I can watch play horror games because of his commentary! He’s hilarious!

[@katobrien6839]

Mark really went from "guess I'll burgal this watch" to "i'lL BurGaL yoUr SoUl"

[@TheLastJack]

“I’m pumping it full of all my gaze.” -Mark Fischbach, 2019

[@goose1631]

I read that exactly when he said that xD

[@slarkel506]

Come back to burgle the basement and then the beyond basement at the bottom of the basement :P

[@obituki]

@@slarkel506 Makes me *MOIST*

[@slarkel506]

@C.I.A O.o

[@Ekaterina_Nechayeva]

Krisalis fischbach?

[@liamcullins]

I was going to suggest making a drinking game out of every time Mark says “burgle”, but considering someone said he says it over 100 times, I think you’d just die.

[@r.j.penfold]

Someone found the exact number to be 104 times so... Yeah if not dead you'd definitely be in a coma

[@graceannamaria]

me an alcoholic: you underestimate my powers

[@gamemason0014]

30:44 That jumpscare made my heart skip a beat

[@paytondecrenza]

Yessss!!!!

[@n1nj482]

Same

[@skidoof5252]

Hah!

[@nefariousman2398]

It scared me too lmfao

[@marvinthecat2086]

I got a national guard add at that time lmao

[@sig3ldunc4nI]

"Is it because I burgled to deeply?!?" And Small Pillow Salazar Are absolute gold my friend. This video had me laughing my ass off.

[@Luigitrix12]

0:40 was expecting an "e" joke

[@jadesterxoxo]

fun drinking game: take a shot every time mark says burgle

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Shot of malk for the kids

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Malk

[@chimarajigsawlord]

MILK

[@nCIZFdG6SF]

@@chimarajigsawlord molk

[@arrowtheskull2630]

Cody mlok

[@hopeful_krystal]

*we are all under Mark's genjutsu*

[@Lvl4_Gun_Nut]

My throat is dry, I need to gurgle, How many times, Will mark say burgle?

[@xenonpsych7177]

104'ish

[@boocastTV]

104- took a long time to count all of them... but it was worth it

[@tatehammontree2636]

Burgle

[@Nateguana]

Why did you decide it was worth your time to count the number of times he said burgle?

[@konieczkowksie]

Pewde Pip You mean you just took the number some guy counted?

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

so many iconic mark moments come from this video how have i not seen it before??? there’s uhhh “i’m pumping it full of all my GAZE” (i dunno if that’s iconic but i recognize for some reason?) “THE BLINDING LIGHT OF D E A T H” “ooh that look expensive. y o i n k, steal. yEs pLeASe hEh heH >:)” and probably more but i’m so lost why haven’t i seen this??

[@TheTrueTerrydactyl]

Markiplier: NEXT! **Trojan condom ad plays** Me: o-oh dear...

[@spicymonkey6810]

Protection in very important 😂

[@kathyanderson4803]

What time is that

[@WitchVulgar]

This comment has 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bladekurayami6238]

I got brawl stars ad

[@patootie3529]

@@kathyanderson4803 It's an ad, you probably won't get the same onr

[@weirdlookindoll]

I can't focus on the game, because everytime I look at Mark, all I can think is *"You're a wizard, Harry!"*

[@wolfez795]

Im a wut?

[@pineily]

And he referenced Harry Potter too

[@dusk-arisow2437]

Cannot unsee.

[@noxy4966]

You're a wizard, Harry!

[@weirdlookindoll]

@@wolfez795 A *W I Z A R D ! ! !*

[@WORLD_STXR]

Darkiplier is now narrator for games

[@loganentertainment1814]

That's new. :3 :)

[@walterwhite8468]

Well, that's good, I guess.

[@channelname1906]

No its not weird and 3d-ish

[@emmanuelmartinez2258]

Siri's Evil Twin*

[@walldoser33]

Why dont he instead of playing games no one cares about, how about he just play dayshift at freddys

[@alittleinfppanda]

34:35 I love how he's about to say "I'm definitively going in a big LOOP!" but he didn't finish, so it sounded like "a big LOO" and at that moment he was at the toilet. 😂

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Oh dang, that's PERFECT.

[@williamfalls]

If I woke up late at night to hear 19:46 screamed at the top of his lungs, I'd probably just go back to sleep.

[@s-tale6165]

@Phantom Shot 😂😂

[@williamfalls]

@Phantom Shot Clearly he is a man just trying to burgle. I imagine if he saw me asleep he'd just sneak in, burgle a random item, then leave in a panic at an odd noise I may make.

[@williamfalls]

@Phantom Shot Pretty sure Mark isn't gonna murder me. He'd only successfully wake me up.

[@williamfalls]

@Phantom Shot 1) The direct line in question literally says "HELLO, MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND I'M HERE TO BURGLE!" So I was literally talking about Markiplier coming in screaming that. 2) If we're talking a real world scenario where not only does a burglar waltzes in but he yells his presence, both my dogs would be very much woke up and attacking the hell out of them in the darkness... And they're both fairly big so they'd be loud and effective. 3) I also live with 4 other people, all of which sleep with weapons near their beds. If the dogs don't get em, they'll be bludgeoned or shot to death... Any of the scenarios I would have trouble really going back to sleep so I would probably aid in gathering the dogs off the corpse or restraining the defeated stupid burglar. So there's no scenario where a burglar wondering into our home and announce their presence where they'll murder everyone. Even if they silently broke in my dogs would wake up with an uproar of barking. The only effective method would be if they had a shotgun, but that'd only take out the dogs while we're down the hall getting ready for when they peer into any of the doors and then jump the fool from all angles. Now settle down with the 'realism scenario of the joke', because there's no burglar that's getting the jump on me for awhile.

[@lilmissleepy]

Same XD

[@suntropikl]

7:53 " So if you really take 2+2 and make it 4 then when the lessons over you're gonna be on the floor. OPEN THE DOOR...GET ON THE FLOOR....EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR...ｒｉｇｈｔ? " im ded

[@goofyjr1341]

Who wants to do the dinosaur with me?

[@kaymationsdraws9681]

XD Lmao

[@darkrai17]

Rawr.

[@mozes1340]

lol those good ol' lines from years ago... really missed them a lot

[@swooshybutton7245]

Funniest moment in my opinion

[@TheHighWizardCat]

me: looks at the eyes in the thumbnails me: HUZZAH! a man of quality!

[@ahuman4063]

YAAASSSS AMATARASU SHARINGAN i can verily agree he is a man of quality

[@debza6900]

Madaras Ems

[@muhammadmarvelyanoputra5452]

@@ahuman4063 its called mangekyou sharingan not amaterasu, quiet ironic with your username

[@ahuman4063]

@@muhammadmarvelyanoputra5452 the amaterasu is the black flames

[@future5760]

@@ahuman4063 that is Madaras mangekyou. Sasuke and Itachis mangekyou were the ones to use Amatarasu.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

4:58 Markiplier: *inhales* *"Listen."* I don't know how I found this funny but I found this absolutely funny.

[@ShwappaJ]

There's gold, then there's fool's gold, then there's comedy gold You, my bone bruv, are the comedy gold

[@rinender6118]

JUMPSCARE LIST!!! (other than intro) 2:03 5:23 (no noise, just a character appears) 5:53 (this is the intro one) 7:20 (same as 5:23) 9:52 (not very loud yet, just an almost-scare) 37:03 (face approaches, then noise) there actually weren't very many, so ya'll are safe

[@obituki]

@@apotionforloveSAME BREUH

[@ComradeCrab93]

You people shouldn't be on KZbin

[@bozoryder8811]

@@apotionforlove OMGG LMAO THAT MADE ME JUMP AND LAUGH HIS FACE OMG LMAO

[@monikatheneko7381]

Thank you i now know what to anticipate

[@pitgtlo]

Rin Ender z

[@ghostodd9881]

In the thumbnail why does that demon thing have Madara’s Eternal Mangekyou sharingan

[@talonoftheblueflame4644]

Because he learned from the best

[@fallenstar2827]

I was so confused about that

[@bigperkproductions8954]

Its dope af

[@EmeraldSogeking]

What If the thumbnail is Madara? Plot twist

[@ghostodd9881]

Beezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop Bop Bop oh shit it’s Madara reanimated form! 😱

[@Kitsuvet]

*Mark:* I'm probably going to be hunted by many demons for my..Misbegotten ways a- *ooh that looks expensive!* 20:07~

[@emmanuelmartinez2258]

haunted*

[@PenguinFondue]

I loved the entire descent into madness that was Burglary. His edited-in face caught me so off guard!

[@Godsatrocity]

30:45 ;-; how could you mark that scared the hell out of me

[@falconmalchik3784]

Jumpscares at 0:03 2:07 5:26 5:54 10:00 30:45 37:00 Burglar count 104

[@iwritestoriesinmyfreetime]

God bless you

[@Sproutpies]

Thank you, I will go ahead and skip those😫 not having a heart attack today thanks

[@aykayjay]

thanks for 30:45, that really saved me

[@qdawg8291]

AyKayJay _ I’m crying bro 😂

[@crowzier]

Thanks, needed this

[@guessguess7872]

The subtitles said "standing and punishing cows is permitted" Great job auto generated captions. (A little bit of a edit I rewatched it and it said "standing and punishing foreign crows is promoted" yeah...)

[@daydreamfuel5781]

Guess Guess Oooo ........ May I ask where?

[@shan4289]

Poor cows lol

[@guessguess7872]

@@daydreamfuel5781 it's around 15:38

[@macmat2120]

Therapist: GLADOS mark doesn't exist. It can't hurt you. GLADOS mark: 15:05

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Also therapist: I said that overused sentence many times.

[@moonjellymusic]

So many burgles.... reminds me of: "We're here to burgle your turts!"

[@jaydenrose1556]

Yess

[@spikrib]

The ending of that show always makes me cry

[@AnomalousZoologist]

"Burgle" is legitimately a verb. I doubted that so much while initially watching this X3

[@ichora8011]

Izices so is gruntled lmao.

[@Zebra-dogs]

It's cuz in America they say "burgelarized" or some such nonsense

[@ichora8011]

Burglarized, I believe it's spelled

[@asie]

*takes off headphones* *turns on all lights because it's 8pm here* *_MY BODY IS READY_*

[@dragonideddrag9030]

Are you sure about That? It's day for me and I am almost positive I'm gonna have nightmares. Rip.

[@graysonmpservicedog766]

Oh my god mood buddy 👏👏

[@KennyLastname]

Day for me

[@caitlinmariereacts]

i spent the entire middle of the video being immensely confused 😂

[@sherjane]

First

[@Noamie1G_yeah]

Second

[@minecraftcooler2169]

Third

[@max-isnt-real]

fourth

[@CopShowGuy]

Sixth

[@littledreamling4829]

30:40 This is the only part that scared me in the whole video (true honesty).

[@crystalcampbell1431]

Why am I not the only one who got scared at 30:40?

[@starfiremaucere5566]

😂😂😂😂

[@OlaftheGreat]

Sometimes the scariest part is the editing...

[@austinroselmao]

"I think it might've been a ring or possibly a d- dil-" *mark nO*

[@stuff8135]

Lol I thought the same thing

[@felifish09]

Omg another army

[@deny93ful1]

Armeeeee

[@obituki]

@@felifish09 yehp

[@ChaseFace]

Burglary was cool at first, had a really nice atmosphere and build-up, but the fact that it ended with what was basically a .jpg spooky face was a huge letdown. I could tell from the simplistic graphics that it wasn't going to have a super creepy detailed monster like Sophie or anything, but I still expected more. :c

[@companydudeD]

Yeah, burglary certainly is cool. Tried it once, got away with some valuables.

[@T0ga]

@@companydudeD That is the best comment I have seen in a long time

[@alexisaac6823]

When Marks voice went low during Creeper I had a flashback to Sean’s Jazzpunk series and the detective dude

[@malissad2073]

i died at the different voices he used on the second game lol

[@katystephens576]

The voodeo has been sploot into mooltiple poots

[@zenonempire3562]

Open the door! Get on the floor! EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

[@Jpronuke]

*does the dinosaur*

[@sanstheskeleton1817]

*does dinosaur*

[@victorbaltus1635]

Do

[@dragonfighter256]

Does

[@tander101]

YES!!!!

[@scratchedcds]

Ya know Mark I’m home alone My back is to the door Someone could sneak up on me and I wouldn’t even know. Welp time to watch this video

[@Watttttttt123]

whatever.works.01 ._. Welp, time to stay in the comment section.

[@gaurdianAQ]

don't get stabbed in the butt

[@scratchedcds]

gaurdianAQ Thanks for your concern

[@SolomonKeenan]

Lol ur welcome for ur 100th comment.

[@antonhagbox02]

No one: Not a soul: Not even Death himself: Mark: SqUiGgLy DiCkElY

[@lancecurry7538]

6:20

[@asuna7946]

Cringe fest

[@honeybots7023]

Markipliers voice has the same effect that morgan freemans does it just smooth like butter

[@kirstearae7516]

MARK PLEASE PLAY WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH ! It's a really good game!

[@rayy9096]

7:57 "Get on the floor, open the door, everybody do the dinosaur." *Memories of watching Mark 4 years ago kick in*

[@theslenderchick1797]

I thought the same. Baby Mark :p

[@jaeslife6392]

Hell ye

[@I_Love_Hot_Cocoa]

When he says "hey how you doing" sounds like a character off a movie but I can't remember what 😭

[@lukagrsic5717]

that moment when sophie was singin and when mark say huh that scare shIT out of me

[@jlgaming8047]

“I will burgle your soul right out of your body” IM DYING

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

@JLGaming you’re dying because he burgled your soul too

[@mop9785]

@@blizzard_the_seal9863 THE *BURGLING* NEVER ENDS

[@CopShowGuy]

Is a soul a burglable?

[@kristopherfelixsjoberg1629]

"My Shins! They're dead!" "I Tried to go a different way, but it came back and bit me in the tit!" "My Sack's gettin' real hefty!" "My big sack is full to bursting!" "-Mark Fischbach, 2019

[@willow880]

“You need to use your wits- well I don’t have a lot of those”

[@DashingErwyne16]

"Good old closet bed.. I bet Harry Potter lived here." Markiplier 2019😂😂

[@cozmicmic]

Gaze's into a hole door opens? Logic 2019

[@LeonardBillsMcGoatPryor]

Ladies and gentlemen... let me remind you all that Mark is going to officially be 30 years old this June... :P Why must they grow up?

[@blipblop5517]

Ah, they grow up so fast ..

[@shan4289]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@stannunjoon5004]

Noooooooo that's IMPOSSIBLE 🤧

[@tinyshawty]

😯😣😥

[@1337rox]

He's a year younger than me

[@samaramazumder9087]

Burgle counter: 44 and counting i give up

[@haleyren2804]

104 times

[@CommanderViviax]

The massive ammount of Burgles and variations is hilarious! Burglables! That Burglary part is hysterical!

[@robinmae1457]

"I'll burgle your soul right out of your body!" ahahahahahahahaha

[@cl0wnzz_]

Sources confirmed that a video tape of a kapnapping is stoshed in his bosmont unfatumitably, the vadio has been sploot into multiple poots. I'm sorry but I can't this part was so funny to me 💀

[@official_pp_anarachy]

I just lost my last brain cell trying to read this 😂

[@xXWolf115Xx]

DUNVER WILL CAPTURE YOO

[@theo_hyung1470]

I think I had a stroke reading this....😵

[@icywolf1012]

Uh- what i think thonk i i just lost my last braincell and then gained another two and lost them aswell

[@bluebourg9384]

Love that Ranboo profile picture mate

[@queef_01]

"Im a big ol' bag of stupid" Me when my dad asks me what im doing with my life Edit: Mark I’ve Been watching you for 5 years in July. Amazing to see how far you’ve come. Ly and i’ve had a youtube account for a few hours, but i’ve been watching you as a guest. Carry on Mark

[@Sixela-ec8qs]

I love how in games the demon says get out but it won’t let you leave 😂

[@ShahAlam-ms9df]

34:35 "I am definitively going into a big loo-" Actually enters a toilet.

[@sergiuberdaga4623]

Lol he was meant to say loop

[@mr._blinders]

I am so glad I'm not the only one that noticed! Haha😂

[@harmlesshabit5053]

It wasn't so big tho~

[@miasimpson7370]

he was saying loop

[@zillchy]

“i don’t need to poop”

[@amartyrsconfession1611]

So we’re just going to act like the thumbnail doesn’t have Madara’s final Mangekyou Sharingan...

[@ok-yx3go]

Yeah I clicked for that

[@curse5697]

yeah like wtf

[@parthdhadke9149]

lol that is the reason i opened the video'

[@dynatix2682]

i was under the Infinite Tsukuyomi

[@azeemxd2042]

I opened for the same reason like o hey there Madara

[@Shen_Shen04]

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss 3:49

[@musicalife_yt]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@InkerousCitaRik]

Senna Wienbeck you got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss ya *MuAAAHHHHH*

[@Shen_Shen04]

@@InkerousCitaRik HE GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YAAAA

[@user-bi4tr2gi3m]

@@Shen_Shen04 HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA

[@iladelfia5009]

That got me XD

[@TheLostBud_AS]

why no one talking about the flickering mouse cursor on markiplier's screen. it's really goofy. still an awesome experience to watch.

[@scottbullinerii3713]

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity.." This game called Burglary🤣😂

[@mohammadkaakati4929]

Sophie:1+1=2 Me:no its 2+2 is 4-1 thats 3 quick math

[@LXPR777]

Then I told her *Man's not hot!*

[@Yeast_]

Lol

[@acestar748]

I almost fell asleep during the burglary game

[@Alien_Girl_Kat.]

Markiplier: "I don't like books at all. Books are judgmental." Also Markiplier: "Books are loser's, Books are for Nerds!"

[@nolol6972]

Hey Markimoo! Could you play Sally Face? I know it has been a while since it came out, but I think you would enjoy it! Please consider it! Love ya dude!

[@b4h4mut0]

MacKenzie McCall Jacksepticeye has been playing it. Really awesome series.

[@tedioustabii7454]

Sadly I don't think he would play it, mostly because it came out a while ago..

[@kingchonker3795]

I love that game

[@nolol6972]

[ ᴇxᴇʏ ] I know. That’s why I said it came out a while ago.

[@johnthelion999]

@@tedioustabii7454 I don't think it really matters how long it's been since it came out. It may play a part in whether Mark plays it, but he's played plenty of old games.

[@starshmizz]

Ghost:GET OUT LEAVE Ghost: *locks everything*

[@kxara8344]

It just wants to be able to say it warned him before butchering him to death😌

[@HellfireDoesCringe]

30:45 The face that will be seared into my nightmares

[@ryananderson7503]

Markiplier: ooooohhh the glorious bright shining light of death Me: watching the same part over and over laughing hysterically