Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation

[@ItsGubbinTime]

“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?

[@danny4081]

Which ones kev

[@jorgeherrera1074]

@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"

[@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz]

As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭

[@nagle4407]

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

[@Nobody-up5zm]

His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.

[@mikeg3950]

I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke

[@UTKARSHARJUN]

because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse

[@ZeranZeran]

"Ahh, we're havin' fun"

[@planningahea8505]

Comedy

[@Perceptious37]

it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.

[@chrisobrien3288]

@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of

[@isaiahayers1550]

"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.

[@cea-jaymales8031]

It was so beautiful 😂😂

[@archive8080]

Came to the comment to find this comment

[@tommapar]

It came together beautifully. I don't know what's more perfect, the joke or the situation and at the expense of who is the joke being made. I love that the awesome dude in the wheelchair appreciated the joke too and that Mark was actually celebrating the joke a like a little boy celebrating an assist in foosball hahahah. Peak comedy moment, everyone enjoyed that one.

[@mr.yellowstrat3352]

"Oh, we're you molested?!" "Yeah" "Send me the tape" "Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs

[@australian6983]

Based Norman strikes again.

[@hecticphusion]

That dude's whole line of reasoning was so self-centered and fucking weird.

[@mattjames112]

I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.

[@Honestcritic79]

Where n when?

[@mattjames112]

@@Honestcritic79 kzbin.info3xW_poZtPa8

[@mattjames112]

@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "

[@davidec.4021]

Lmaooooo

[@minedthagap]

He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard

[@zackflora6165]

More of a curse. He can't urn it off.

[@nikitalukashkin1573]

More milage on thought.

[@adams115]

Like a word play Gandalf

[@tybartosek6499]

He's a grand wizard

[@queueeeee9000]

I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think

[@andreasviken2949]

Mark “give it a goog” Normand

[@DrSpaceman42]

Mark “look it up, jooface” Norman

[@adog1233]

The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.

[@jrny724]

so crafty🤣

[@vergil1us]

Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣

[@deflategate1297]

Yeah it’s getting out of control

[@Eric-qh7is]

He got me at hair wallet

[@Yo-ey4ue]

I hate that it’s funny😂

[@jakescriven9705]

Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha

[@RSpracticalshooting]

oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.

[@GodMentality]

Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.

[@srt4b]

why would you lie about it?

[@Guna89420]

@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao

[@chinqlinq89]

@@Guna89420I call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.

[@KingTwistedD]

Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol

[@Danno1850]

Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare

[@mysteradio]

it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."

[@jaxonpl42]

Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically

[@jasonyount6036]

“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂

[@eh2396]

The way the black dude lost it after made me laugh even more. He was like bruh wtf 😭 lol

[@1134nd]

him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol

[@bfpierce]

I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂

[@quinnhaynie7767]

Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible

[@sharpcheddar172]

The reaction got me.

[@bobxyzp]

That butt was miked up good

[@vottekmaxle6196]

best brown liner

[@IzkAndrew]

"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂

[@TribeOfCooks]

“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?” Guilty! 😂😂

[@tj03297]

need evidence

[@jonbaxter4285]

My gf walked as that audio clip played 😂

[@sudiptamallik1006]

“Queef Latina” 🤣🤣

[@BomChickyBowWow]

10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.

[@chinqlinq89]

Great adjective.

[@phaethonchristodoulou8561]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.

[@smartypants7954]

I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun

[@rams812]

COMEDY! We're having fun

[@il9861]

Funny 😂

[@drakusmaximus2734]

The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂

[@hectorguzman8435]

That one had me in tears 😂

[@hickoryhippie]

"I dated her...black chick" First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!

[@knotsocialmusic]

Kevin Hart is a legend

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

I've never seen this comment before!

[@beyondbackwater4933]

Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man! Darn it that's humorous.

[@knotsocialmusic]

@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid

[@talkingmoney4499]

@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny

[@knotsocialmusic]

@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool

[@jf5618]

The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂

[@carsonlengvary1731]

Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂

[@jf5618]

@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢

[@tpstrat14]

3:53 the immediate horror "why would you do that, that doesn't make sense" never heard that many words said so quickly😂

[@TheHyperfilthered]

My favorite moment is Mark getting excited about the Tony Hawkings joke :D

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

I'm not a fan of Hinchcliffe but that was the best one-liner in the video

[@allright8054]

0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!

[@idontknow6562]

I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

JOHN DEEZ

[@Arrakisonfire]

“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆

[@oh10dude23]

He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂

[@Jake-jv9ff]

“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭

[@nastradumbass]

The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂

[@isaacmalik3714]

the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao

[@hugostiglitz3633]

“He’s faking it” 💀

[@plumbussmith]

I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.

[@jeffpunz5337]

LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible

[@nickbeattie3077]

Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl

[@CAPonthat]

Did he fart at the show or something

[@jmendyka4325]

At the very end.... "You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣

[@pangolothian]

One of the best comics of our time!!!!

[@BC-et9kw]

"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀

[@LibertySpam]

Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....

[@gazpearce3700]

Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍

[@22lamont]

Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂

[@ariel9835]

12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all

[@juanpansuperchannel]

😢 so emotional

[@joegreene7746]

Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there

[@SirWill9412]

The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing

[@headbobgunpants4858]

Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.

[@patrademacher1637]

that little segment with Santino had me in stitches

[@daveminion6209]

for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!

[@ruedyy]

It’s subtle and funny “give this a goog” everytime gets me

[@jvizzle87]

“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂

[@ptptpt123]

Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.

[@fanrik9583]

12:28 "no, no she died" no one got that 😂

[@joegreene7746]

Mark, After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic. Love, Joe

[@harbosonius]

The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners

[@JacobFr_21]

No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food

[@sudiptamallik1006]

😂😂same here

[@Shithappenswhenu]

It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!

[@magnusserpentiisgoatstaffe5321]

"I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭

[@MiikeN9ne]

Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10

[@loghawgtv]

Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂

[@mithrandirthegrey7644]

"Hair wallet" is a hilarious term for a yamaka.

[@dannysmith5518]

“No nooo She died” at the end😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Queef Latina lmfao

[@joeclark7298]

"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mycryuntothine7647]

Theo and Mark is a great combo

[@tommybrasco1]

“Look it up there jewface” bruh 😂

[@sacredxgeometry]

“Give this a Goog” LEGENDARY THING TO SAY

[@BlumpySquad]

Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent

[@jerrodhoerner]

him farting in the mic sent me to the moon

[@user-tn1nr5jw3z]

Everybody loves interviewing Mark Normand.. you know it’s gonna be straight… comedy

[@LaLaLandCoolAssBand]

Bro every protect our parks episode he just throwes them out there its so funny😂 they could be talking about the most serious shit and Nordmann just throwes out the best one liners you’ve ever heard, i remember this one episode where they where talking about the devil and Nordmann just said out of the blue «Demon Wayans» it was so stupid but so funny

[@briannewby3487]

Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣

[@Lor00D]

Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA

[@mammakamel]

10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.

[@lilblizake]

12:16 I love that the most replayed part of this video is Mark farting into the mic

[@gregoryhines7]

Look It up there J face gets me every time.

[@brooksmiller5597]

1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo

[@antonlampe2272]

omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead

[@colechevalier7786]

Normand is becoming my favourite comic

[@larryadamski9957]

Tony Hawking killed me

[@arthurbrown4984]

Theo starting to blend in to the wall

[@colleenann772]

Mark is a living legend. 👏

[@redwolf9455]

11:07 I’ve never seen Theo this thrown off

[@frankwoods9680]

12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!

[@The_Cannabis_Connoisseur]

The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣

[@FFGexclusive]

Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol

[@justinava1675]

We live in a great time we got to hear mark normand and theo von have a long conversation 😂

[@abraxas546]

After Norm McDonald passed away Mark's the new one liner king but the craziest thing is Norm's name forshadowed this: NORM mcdANolD 😮 crazy stuff!

[@DotinAlaska]

I always read his name as Norm McDonald

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Illuminati confirmed

[@bazik4]

😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH

[@Glanzern]

Mark's the man. But Shane's "Other people's stuff?" has to be the best impromptu one-liner of all time. I'll die happily on this hill.

[@aclarkedesign]

5:50 “look it up there…Jew face”

[@vanityfairsosborne]

5:15 tony hawking is absolutely wild🤣

[@finessedmyself]

That fart killed me

[@Thegringopapi]

that first woman has a huge gunt

[@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_]

FUPA

[@RJones-es7ur]

I love it when Trump joins the panel 🤣 0:37

[@luckyluckyloulou6100]

Marc normand just said his jokes land better than Kobe’s last landing 😮😢🥸

[@JakeStonka]

“I didn’t know you were Jewish” 4:03 😭

[@conburgundy]

Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic

[@mikelim86]

"He is faking it, " 😂

[@apollyon24789]

mark seems so happy talking with theo it’s great

[@zwbruno90]

"nah, she died"... laughing controllably

[@MrBenedictHeyer]

"still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?" "Nooo no she died-" The last throwaway line before it all falls apart lol

[@BluishNomad]

"tony hawking" was so good