10 Minutes of Mark Normand Jokes That Could Ruin Your Relationship!

[@acarvey]

The way he says "comedy" out of nowhere always gets me 😂

[@DrWhosmate]

It's a disclaimer, he is trying to remind the folks taking offence that he is just joking, something that Eddie Murphy, Richard Prior and early Doug Stanhope never had to bother with because....comedy. No one had to educate their audience in real time, they understood the concept back then, only today are people so tightly wound and so ready to purposely find outrage, that they are more than ready to do away with the one thing that every walk of human life on this planet understands without translators, laughter.

[@Heathcoatman]

@@DrWhosmate Stanhope still doesnt bother

[@DrWhosmate]

@@Heathcoatman Probably right, but I found he was orders of funny more, when he used to get hammered, than when he grew older and had to, or felt, was forced to, reign it in a bit. I understand, drinking is a young mans game, but there is no denying that his early pissed up routines are genius...assuming like me, your comedy threshold is perfectly fine laughing at the darkest of subjects.

[@Heathcoatman]

@@DrWhosmate I am a huge fan of Doug, I just dont agree that he has eased up at all.

[@rocks4brains]

Earlier comedians didn't have to worry about that because audiences were overwhelmingly normal. Today nobody's normal.

[@jetorixjones]

“Where the hell is that Ajerbajerb with my food?” This guy is hilarious

[@backpacking2953]

Had to go show my roommate that one 😂

[@bobxyzp]

Omg ajerbajerb is the funniest way he could’ve possibly misheard that lolllll

[@knightf8648]

Your grandchildren will not be religious

[@simonsvedman6044]

@@knightf8648Thank God for that!

[@freethoughtchannel1]

@@knightf8648 sure they will. Christianity 2k more years!

[@djr3386]

Haven't seen a comic use "I am bombing!" to get cheers and 👏. Pure genius Mark.

[@GabrielJames-ti3jf]

Theres an Arab here and im bombing.

[@oliverclothezoff3361]

He is for real, listen to when he lands an iffy joke, crowd starts to mumble and turn and mark immediately goes "comedy" funny because it's obvious that's what he's doing, and because it reminds the audience it's just jokes people.

[@Creed183]

Who is the girl on thumbnail?

[@jonbaxter4285]

​@@Creed183Sydney Sweeney

[@krejci92p]

Mark is like 20 year old version of Norm McDonald with no boundaries. Love it.

[@el0zilcho]

You ahh, you say that like Norm had boundaries or something... But yeah, I get the norm vibe too.

[@krejci92p]

@@el0zilcho Norm was awesome but it took some time in his acts before he got nasty. But that is not a critique. I loved his standups and humour.

[@tuckernevel]

except funny!

[@sloaiza81]

Not even close. But I still like him

[@themacocko6311]

​​@@krejci92pshouldn't really be a compliment either. I don't fucking mind dirty jokes and cussing at all, but this mentality so many people have that good comedy has to always be dirty....Jesus fucking christ, is this elementary school?

[@StatusQuonald]

Glad this guy is getting bigger, he deserves it

[@TheJCinator]

Heyy comedy

[@DM-wq2se]

​@@TheJCinator3⁶

[@shadow_realm47]

Kevin Hart has been big for 10 years atleast, sir!

[@hey_its_shrey]

i think its because hes getting aroused. comedy!

[@bartmix8994]

C level comic, not great, just okay

[@Jkataya]

Kevin Hart really killed it in all these clips, he's one of my favorite gay black comedians

[@WanderingExistence]

It's amazing how he has the vocal affectation exactly like a gay Seinfeld.

[@SoraFromIndia]

where is kevin?

[@anti-victimGenX]

​@@SoraFromIndiaOh dear.

[@Harry64278]

I don’t get these Kevin hart jokes. Someone explain to my smooth brain please

[@joshuanavarro8925]

​@Harry64278 Mark Normand ends all of his sets with "I'm Kevin Hart" before leaving the stage.

[@bouldyjeans]

2:16 "ironically there's an arab here and I'm bombing" hahahaha gotta hear the whole bit but this part KILLED me

[@alexgoncalves7512]

Mark has some great crowd work for how awkward of person he is lol cant wait for the special .

[@DropItStudio]

That grape juice joke never gets old.😂💀

[@akinman123]

Nice

[@rams812]

One of my favorites

[@oUncEblUnt420]

I see what you did there

[@WeighedWilson]

That peloton joke is extremely clever. 😂

[@rileyknowles8126]

Points to the absurdity of modern living while giving us a big laugh - Kevin Harts content is both educational and giggle-fuel

[@WanderingExistence]

I was amazed to find out that Kevin Hart had been bleaching his skin for years and got leg extension surgery. He looks like a totally different guy now but he's still so hilarious.

[@oceso]

@@rileyknowles8126 why are you talking about kevin hart on a mark normand video? doesnt kevin hart get enough mentions everywhere else?

[@rileyknowles8126]

@@oceso Mark is known to end his comedy sets with the cheeky sign off "I'm Kevin Hart, goodnight!" - my mention was just a joke about his pseudonym.

[@funkerotic]

I saw Mark Normand live in San Francisco in 2017. It was my 2nd trip to the US but my first time going to a stand up comedy club. He was absolutely hilarious and have been a fan of his work ever since!

[@maushardt13]

OMG that was the funniest Mark Norman compilation i've ever seen, the weather joke KILLLED!!!!! 😅🤣😂

[@hesherette]

i just commented the same thing, such a good bit 🤣

[@WanderingExistence]

The peloton and the weather joke are two examples of why I love how Kevin Hart's brain works. He sees the absurdity of society and presents it in a funny way... And if people are having a hard time realizing it's just COMEDY, he always gives a light reminder.

[@jessedaly3190]

Weather joke was on point!

[@yangerjamir0906]

@WanderingExistence, Kevin Hart? Did we just watch the same video?

[@WanderingExistence]

@@yangerjamir0906 Yeah, man, didn't you see the peloton and weather jokes? I know Kevin Hart started bleaching his skin and got shin lifts, but that's him alright.

[@user-my9rh7tx1l]

This dude proves that you can still do edgy comedy. Screw the haters man.

[@michaelhauser6440]

It's not really edgy. He's pretty corny

[@user-my9rh7tx1l]

@@michaelhauser6440 You don't have to be dirty to be edgy, and corniness is kind of a requirement.

[@janvanhoyk8375]

i dont really think he has a lot of haters to be honest

[@user-my9rh7tx1l]

@@janvanhoyk8375 give it time

[@brendanlorenzo7298]

"100% chance of storming...The Capital"😂 The way he pauses and and delivers those last two words is genius

[@baritony8763]

This guy is quick when he gets the crowd to yell out topics. One of the best newer comics.

[@MisticStyles]

He's been doing standup comedy since 2006...

[@drewcrank6929]

@@MisticStyleslol

[@patrickd1989]

Awesome! I’ve been looking for a reason to ruin my relationship.

[@DrMSid]

Follow up?

[@patrickd1989]

@@DrMSid it’s a work in progress.

[@DrMSid]

@@patrickd1989 👍👍

[@ShawnFX]

Ashley Benson in the thumbnail looking juicy

[@rahulsup]

was wondering who that was. thanks

[@niharvaishnav7628]

The grape juice joke is my all time favorite.. extremely smart writing..

[@Elamado97]

I like the fat american joke even tho im not american

[@ishanbhusal0177]

His stage anxiety radiates "I was just molested in the bus" vibe

[@CamahaWR450]

He was

[@lookupverazhou8599]

He said he liked it...

[@epicnate98]

Not even "on" the bus. IN the bus. Let your imagination run wild.

[@ishanbhusal0177]

@@epicnate98 i ve reported you for terror!sm ✌️

[@epicnate98]

@@ishanbhusal0177 So that's why I was SWATted earlier...

[@buttonebutton4985]

Those facial expressions and the way he moves 😂😂 What a Clown this guy 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@tastemysaucer]

Fastest wit ever, just mind-boggling. One one of the best comics alive!

[@CabronMonoxide]

Mark really is the second coming of Norm. His highlight videos have t shirt adds midway through and he's a deeply closeted gay man

[@dawson1373]

that shirt segment though lol

[@braxtonturner8569]

Soup to nuts! Get ready! We’re really doing it!!

[@MRJMXHD]

His ability to come up with jokes on the spot is effin brillaint. He needs a Netflix Special.

[@xeuphoricslothx3364]

Mark. Normand is damn funny

[@carlosescobar8347]

Mark is the best "new" comic by a mile and getting better

[@Belenus3080]

He’s absolutely brilliant

[@austinmatthews6689]

Him and Gillis!

[@garethmaybury5218]

Easily one of the best contemporary comedians. Love his edginess.

[@hesherette]

lmfao the politically opinionated weather news bit at the end 🔥🤣

[@MrBaklava]

That weather joke was insane 😂 hes so good

[@haymaker710]

It sure was Sugar Tits

[@lucapelti9766]

Do you mind explaining the right wing ones?

[@AndrewBarsky]

“My friend is vegan he’s very sensitive, I have to walk on eggshells when I’m around him…he hates that.” 11/10

[@tysonthomas7094]

I thought he was Norm McDonald's son.... but got it all wrong. They have kind of the same voice, and the same vibe... funny AF! His walk as he tells jokes is freaking hysterical! He kind of does a box step. Mark's thinking and comedy timing is perfect. When he comes to my town, I will be purchasing tickets!

[@1231bigdave]

I've been to three of his Miami shows. He rips the Cubans every time haha

[@RobinDale50]

Mark is so funny and flirts with cancellation with every joke.

[@William_Asston]

holding the wink at the camera is gold! this guy's a machine!

[@ericturman5584]

Best crowdwork ever. Thanks, Mark!!!!

[@nategomes1719]

Everything mark says sounds like it’s a question even if what he’s saying is a statement. 😂

[@eman7282]

Who just clicked for the thumbnail???

[@CausalityLoop]

"but I still like grape juice" lmaooo

[@coalesce3333]

Marks Peloton joke is so damn good!

[@Baci302]

Mark is one of the best doing stand up. Ya hear that Mark? You're damn good! One of the best! Now look at me in the eyes.

[@johnmcbeath4097]

Ashley Benson in the thumbnail, Can i get a truggg walg?

[@Scythe_Voltage]

I just watched the special and it was perfect, hopefully Joe Rogan does another protect the parks, it’s like a 3 hour comedy show with the best comedians known to man

[@Rangelife1980]

And Joe Rogan is there too

[@Scythe_Voltage]

@@Rangelife1980 his comedy is mid but his podcast is great

[@bobbosworld6795]

You make it look so easy !! These are genius level jokes.

[@AnnaPxx]

Mark Norman's jokes are savage 😂😂😂

[@madlad_dad]

That kids are miserable and adults are having fun bit is about Soder. 😂

[@t2p]

That weather bit was prophetic

[@DrVonNostrand]

Wtf were the shirts in the middle of this clip?? 😂

[@Evil-Twinn]

The joke per minute is insane! So quick

[@Rex67Diego9]

1:13 it's really cool how he actually stall so he can process a proper response

[@essa07]

he is the best comedian period.

[@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69]

"10 Minutes of Mark Normand Jokes That Could Ruin Your Relationship!" What relationship

[@ryanharrison8412]

MARK & SHANE ARE THE BEST COMICS

[@dustinwalker8152]

Just enough tism to be hilarious

[@chetsavage2536]

The peloton bit is awesome! Can't stop laughing.

[@BootyHole_Brown]

The red wine, grape juice bit is so simple yet so brilliant.

[@ValerieHalla-no1else]

I'm sorry but that bit about the weather is freaking brilliant!

[@Samsaysamdo]

That 💣in save was wild 💀

[@rileylargent4789]

Hey mark- might wanna edit out the weird t-shirt plug at 6:24

[@RobotTechHead]

Yea, that was a weird transphobic shirt out of nowhere.

[@manservantchris]

​@@RobotTechHeadwhat was wong with it?

[@user-un6gw1sq9f]

3:12 - We're not against taste, we're against cruelty and unnecessary harm and death.

[@Mrdoughlicious]

Mark Normand deserves so much more recognition

[@jameshobbs]

what's with 6:38 ?

[@unpersonableme1805]

Its a segment from some clip compiler's channel, linking to their knock off merch. Mark frequently takes clip compilations other people made of his work and puts it on his channel.

[@Knifymoloko]

Ah thought he was promoting that there are only two genders lol

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@KnifymolokoI mean…

[@kylemccormack1785]

@@Knifymoloko Well that is what any sane human believes.

[@eputinngr8220]

What a way to start the month. Will come for your show whenever I'm stateside 🎉

[@regiwstruk]

The grape juice joke is fantastic

[@bubbakushii]

Holy hell that was close .. hahah

[@floydawaight49]

You are a Queef and the Master, thus the Queef Master. Long live COMEDY.... PeaceOrElse

[@alexruzycki2327]

I am so down for changing my Florida state flag to what he suggested!!! Lmao!!

[@mars9390]

I love the peloton joke

[@beaudene2021]

The weather bit is so good! 😂

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Comedy

[@filipeventura2729]

That "holy hell" sounded straight from Norm´s mouth ❤

[@Smellslikegelfling]

The political weather bit was amazing.

[@desireco]

I officially never heard about Mark, but this is the best shit ever...

[@jedipat204]

Excited for the Netflix special!

[@rams812]

5:03 One of my favorite bits. Kills me

[@Legedaryred021]

Despite inevitably getting roasted, meeting Mark, Shane, and Theo would be epic.

[@whataloadofbollox]

that's lunch.

[@cael3132]

The bike analogy is actually crazy for real life

[@brettlarkin1992]

Who’s the thumbnail girl?

[@gareth0256]

Ashley Benson

[@songoku123456]

The part with the lesbians with a strap on. “I can’t believe it’s not dick” got me 💀

[@HellSpawn_Dre]

Dude got no filter love it

[@naynays1206]

One of my favorite comedians! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@abderrahmaneelbayed1174]

0:15 "been here in three day I think I'm gonna get lip injections and become a Cuban" 💀💀

[@ankhor9252]

Love Mark. Ripping it up there at the end.

[@bilboswaggens2975]

the bike joke is some seinfeld level shit

[@lofvi]

6:24 these shirts are fucking terrible 💀

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

Oh god the hometrainer bike part too good. Paying so much so you don't have to use a real bike to get your food. Thats the most American shit ever.

[@petermyers479]

Very funny material. I like his delivery and timing too.

[@thesecorridorsoftime]

He's really good! 👍

[@doointhedoo]

this dude has Chapelle type talent. Just brilliant.

[@davidperez5089]

Frostbite to frosting is beautifully sad comedy.

[@davidperez5089]

@heehee___ sounds godawful, like most frostings.

[@adambow3116]

This guy is a fucking genius

[@scottdavis1549]

You are a fine comic. As good as they get.

[@brandoncarroll587]

I think the title should just be "10 Minutes of Good Material" most of them had nothing to do with a relationship. Love ya.

[@brandoncarroll587]

@heehee___ You must live in a time where Mark's voice was in all the news. Modern women really aren't as triggered as you might want to believe. It's just a weak title for that compilation of jokes. Don't get offended.

[@g.prince6265]

Mark is the new goat,he kills it 🤘🤘🤘

[@jameskamotho7513]

The teenage joke was apt👌

[@pietskiet42-_]

He's really good,on the edge and darn quick...always waiting for him to accidentally drop the n bomb.....?...or j bomb....😅😅😅😅

[@dmsteele92831]

I like how he's keeps saying "comedy" so no one runs up and hits him lol

[@user-kc7yb1dd1o]

One of the best gay comics out there

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

You don't fuckin' read these, Mark! But you just made me laugh for 10 minutes after I was upset, so it's cool =)