“I’m Nervous, Insecure and Squishy” - Mark Normand - Full Special

Mark Normand explains why he doesn’t trust Google, imagines binge-watching relationships and shares his surprise when he found out his uncle lost his phone.
Original airdate: July 18, 2014
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[@kevinmcadams5029]

Comedy Central finding decade old clips they own of a comedian that has since made a name for himself to get a peek into the algorithm.

[@do_yohomework]

They baited me thinking Greer Barnes put out a special

[@TheGaryMantione]

Knew it as soon as he said hbo go

[@WILLIAMM0NTG0MERY]

Every time

[@tornado649]

Meh...I laughed

[@Fischtickles]

That's pretty wild. What does Mark think of that?

[@Zozolovestacos]

His face all swollen from eating butt what a legend

[@iankearney9791]

Top comment. Even better being it’s true.

[@pomimimin]

H. pylori is Mark's "Jordan Flu Game"

[@JB-yr4vd]

The fact that it was man butt makes it even more impressive....

[@ondemandslapperandclapper]

@@JB-yr4vdhe gonna sue you for defamation

[@JB-yr4vd]

@@ondemandslapperandclapper 🤷‍♂️ ey, comedy

[@Alex.1Q84]

This is old material? Man, he's so good. I love his style. This could have easily been new material and I would still have been impressed, even after I've seen his other specials. For me he is a 10 out of 10 comediant, flawless through out the years.

[@tommynorthwood]

Just Comedy Central trying to cash in since he made it big.

[@WookieGolgberg]

​@@tommynorthwood you wouldnt?

[@Xfade81]

well yeah since he's talking facebook and not instagram pics.

[@armadillosnacks]

comediant

[@cfusmoke7319]

It's came out 2014

[@RazberryTech]

Mark taking the mic from a fantastic set warmed my heart

[@medermamutov2768]

So what does it mean that he took the mic?

[@avers55]

I think its because he was proud of how well he did with that particular crowd so he took the mic as a trophy to remember@@medermamutov2768

[@Cruzaman4040]

@@medermamutov2768he took the mic at the end. Like he disconnected it and walked away with it and said “I’m keeping this”

[@moodcheck3242]

@@Cruzaman4040 he asked what it meant not what he did was there some significance in it or was it random

[@badrobot116]

Basically Mark knew he did a fantastic set that he had to take the microphone for memorabilia. He did. Jordan flu game on a Comedy Central show that night having the runs and his face swollen.

[@trevorneal8518]

Mark is unbelieveable. And so quick with crowd work too

[@ohh2752]

Yeah I love how he just admitted to looking at pictures of his facebook friends in bikinis....

[@Chris371991]

I'm not sure how this only has 2.6k likes

[@user-nc6ce4vo4s]

"Any Puerto Ricans here?" "Ok, too many" Thanks. Now there's beer on my screen

[@petermozuraitis5219]

Congrats Comedy Central ! Posting a 30 minute special of a comedian who got way huge without you!

[@ajiamigo]

Congrats for giving them not only a click, but a comment as well. Bravo

[@prayanshsrivastava1810]

Viewing and commenting on this video is making Mark famous. Reading this comment is making people dislike comedy central.

[@EmilyRose0]

They just so pathetic now they just cash in on the stuff the bought the rights for back then. They went downhill because they went woke and would not even allow most good comedy today, oh the irony that this was even anti PC back in 2014 but they are so desperate that they have to post it anyway.

[@captain_malaria]

​@@ajiamigo careful not to cut anybody, you're too edgy

[@henrlima87]

Gotta ride them tailcoats 😂

[@Vibitiot]

I watched Mark perform last night at Don't Tell Comedy. Unreal.

[@richboyprado]

He’s first on my comedy wishlist this summer

[@sernateresa]

WHICH CITY

[@Vibitiot]

@@sernateresa weho

[@jeffrey332]

Look left look right, and make a joke, that's Mark 4 ya all, allrighty then. Love you, bye bye.

[@CognitiveChaosCreations]

Then you TOLD!

[@johnwashburn6210]

Mark is so good he did a half hour special in 20 minutes

[@king_blacc_ty824]

True comedian, he offended everyone respectfully 😂😂

[@magicpro1552]

Cause he’s the self deprecating guru. How can you feel bad for a black sheep bed wetter who lost his virginity from a hooker on bourbon st at 14 and was literally the minority in his own community.

[@Tenskinner]

Including the censors at Comedy Central apparenty

[@brandonslemoine]

I fucking love Mark so much. We have a mutual friend and I got to hang with him a few times. I'm so happy for his well deserved success. Such a mensch. Queef

[@patrickdottery789]

His name is Kevin Hart

[@LEANJUNKIE]

Brandon u Lucky son of a bitch😂😂I would love to have a drink a w mark id literally be on the floor crying

[@brandonslemoine]

@@LEANJUNKIE I was queefing so hard and I don’t even have a vagina.

[@shawnoconnell2270]

Mark Normand is the man and what we’ve all been missing in good stand up for a good while.

[@GismoTron]

I've seen this material before but had to keep watching. Mark is absolutely fantastic. Honestly, what talent. Everything about his delivery to the construction. 👏

[@00.388]

w profile pic

[@waynebeck6517]

Saw him oxnard last night, and man it was so refreshing to hear him aloud to joke about anything, nobody was sensitive. Great comedy

[@garrick3727]

I loved how he was talking about people being overly sensitive, and gave and example, which Comedy Central bleeped out. Point proven.

[@samwise1530]

8:14 Man a missed opportunity to say he likes to skedaddle out of the barbershop.

[@godsassassin3733]

Ah the young Mark. The innocent Mark.😂😂😂

[@overload4435]

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[@overload4435]

جد ٢د

[@angelafranklin2267]

😂😂😂

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

I think Mark said on a podcast that he did this recording when he had h pylori, so that's why he looks puffy and moist

[@patrickdottery789]

That was a young Kevin Hart

[@tyler1234321]

Mark is one of the best comics living today. His rooftop covid stuff is golden.

[@quackapatth]

GOLDEN preach my dude

[@queueeeee9000]

What is his rooftop covid stuff?

[@jbo4131]

2014. This is a good set, but this dude has done done nothing but get better since then. His stand ups are great but he's always dropping gems on every podcast he shows up to. His flame game is strong too.

[@emanuelmota7217]

He was very good 10 years ago. Now I think he's one of the best out there.

[@rileygally2967]

This is old but absolute gold

[@bmbphotoman]

Glad they posted this throwback... I'm a huge Normand fan and it was fun to see his earlier stuff, and some material he probably since retired. - for me, he's top 5 current comedians a few years running. A true comic.

[@emanuelmota7217]

Mark was very good 10 years ago. Now I think he's one of the best out there.

[@ginogarcia8730]

after a billion years, now ya put mark's stuff up

[@dru4670]

Mark's always been a beast. This crowd is spaced out. 😂

[@Downs-Indroam]

I never skip past a Mark Normand video... even if it's on Comedy Central 😅

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

Got excited for a new special, this is from 2014, S3E11 of Comedy Central's Half Hour. Waiting for a 2023 set!

[@davewagenheim]

Chances are, its new to you!

[@grantschooley4933]

Fun fact Mark had eaten a larger woman’s ass prior to the filming of this special thats why it looks like he’s in a fat suit

[@aleyorch44]

You’re not really waiting let’s be honest here

[@Mentallyvexxed]

Mark looks like when shrek turned into a human 😂

[@emanuelmota7217]

Except Mark is actually funny.

[@junesaez4273]

Bro killed that🤣🤣🤣🤣 “After you……fatty!!”🤣🤣🪦

[@ralo243]

love that h. pylori glow

[@WalycraOfficial]

kevin heart never let's us down

[@Kikioz271]

Just found Mark. Easily one of the best comiedians I have ever seen. Just brilliant.

[@cfeegs]

Since he’s blown up he’s learned how to slow down just a half a second and it lets the joke breathe a bit more

[@Kris10ten10M]

Mark’s baby face! 😆 So cute and he’s become even more talented and handsome since then!

[@daviddunsmuir8870]

He got that from a butt sex infection

[@tomatoso27]

H PI Lori face

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

I think Mark said on a podcast that he did this recording when he had h pylori, so that's why he looks puffy and moist

[@Ohgodpleaseno]

Hands down the most underrated comedian right now

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i'd say Kyle Kinane is.

[@murtaugh1761]

I’ve heard mark joke about being fat, he wasn’t fat, just had chubby cheeks! Freaking love Mark

[@kennethcadesharp]

Hearing the story of why his face is swollen in this special is hilarious… 😂

[@TheDro]

thanks for posting this! I'm so glad there are more comedy specials on youtube these days. Especially w Mark, he deserves all the awesome stuff that's been happening for him this year.

[@do_yohomework]

He’s prolly not getting paid or barely getting paid they just posting this cuz he’s more relevant than this whole network

[@TCt83067695]

​@@do_yohomework damn

[@ChrisDragotta]

He internalized Grouchos' cadence: " Ya know, rhubarb tastes more like applesauce if you stew them like prunes".

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Oh man I love that part of Animal Crackers! That part where he talks to Chandler and the part where he talks to those two women: so good!

[@81bajaj]

First minute I was totally unconvinced. Then he broke out the good material. Very funny!!!!

[@sourceofuniversallove1449]

Must be new to comedy.

[@jsmythib]

He has NO EARLOBES. None. I think he's an elf. Good show :)

[@AIWFNW]

If he keeps going the way he does, Mark Normand could be the greatest stand-up comedian of all time

[@plzloveme8575]

Ive watch multiple videos of different places from Mark and he has been doing the same joke and the same stories over and over again and its kinda boring now

[@PandiTheBear]

@@plzloveme8575that’s usually how a tour goes. It’s like a live episode of a show that they repeat until the next episode/everyone has seen it. That’s why usually “specials” are filmed in an iconic/cool place to be used as that tours recording.

[@jonanddy]

@@plzloveme8575i haven’t come across that at all and i’ve watched several of his videos

[@queueeeee9000]

​@@plzloveme8575 every comedian gets boring, if you watch their same material over and over again. Doesn't mean he's not one of the greats.

[@GodZAssAssIN95]

From watching ur material today, I can really see how far you've come on confidence and delivery

[@Rob_Mike_Litterst]

big fan of Mark's content, podcast and bits with hecklers and so on.. This stand-up set is by far my favourite from him !

[@etojay7526]

Early Kevin Hart really is the best.

[@jaceanthony7272]

If you know you know

[@em0_tion]

Still can't believe he pulled this off while sick. 🙇‍♂👏

[@queueeeee9000]

That explains why he looked pretty sweaty and pale 😂

[@IdoBido]

Mark's the best. He also got way better with his delivery since then.

[@magicpro1552]

I know! So many people trying to dissect the what and why of past content being posted… the answer is we’re never gunna know unless he shares it on his pod. Just appreciate the laughs. Everyone’s a critic these days..

[@IdoBido]

@@magicpro1552 totally! I'm gay!

[@NoPodcastsHere]

Pretty sure this is the special that he was saying he was deliriously sick for, and nearly cancelled. Knowing mark and seeing him on camera so much its clear just by looking at him that something is off, he looks like a goddamned pufferfish half the time for christ's sake, but he doesn't relent for a single second the entire set. Somehow the contrast of his unwellness and his absolute mastery of the material and control of the room really come together in an inspiring way. This set really never should have happened, yet mark hit it out of the park regardless of the trial he was going through. A true professional, much respect.

[@leterrip]

Way too good for comedy central

[@SinskariBoi10389]

Google and KZbin have become a god in all these years

[@Casoda]

What everybody misses is that these are all valid points that Mark is making!

[@the1jessebrown]

Mark has been killing for years damn

[@DocPharmers]

Can’t wait, one of my favorite comics!

[@aarongabriel307]

Wonderful. This is us living through his comedic lens.

[@DeemMalicious]

COMEDY! Mark, you're the best!

[@tokageki]

Ive been making a pb and j for the entire duration of this video but i keeep stopping to laff.

[@MichaelLasotaTW]

I love how controversial his jokes are. Freedom of speech taken to the top level. Laughed my butt off. Thank you.

[@AdrianHertz]

Eating a bad butt before taping a set is peak comedy performance by Mark

[@crystalb3064]

Can’t wait to see him live tomorrow!!!

[@stevenlewis9234]

It would be strange to want to see him dead.

[@uno1industries]

FINALLY this was posted. This was the first Mark Normand act I saw when it aired, and I’ve been looking for it since.

[@billgoslin6334]

Normand always makes me laugh. Thank you my dude.

[@thejester57]

This guy is a living legend!! Never miss a special. 😂🤘🤘

[@ballislife6969]

FAX

[@mannygotdahits6534]

that girls with free drinks to kids for free candy was top notch genius.

[@MewcePewpz]

Mannn that's a young-lookin' Normand! My favorite comic rn!

[@joellewis4693]

Plz i want him to do more stand up and for KZbin and show more of his stuff, I absolutely love Mark Norman he is hilarious. Not for everyone but definitely for me 🤣

[@Kevinschart]

It's hard to make good standup. He's doing it correctly. Find something else to do until he writes another hour

[@mavissmith3]

These jokes feel like from another era

[@jeffgann6613]

Mark knows how to thread the needle with his comedy. He's a pro.🤣😂😅

[@trippytradingcards7852]

One of the GOATS. Let’s go!!!!

[@emi992]

Gillis and Mark >>> I cannot wait for Marks special!!!

[@ndirangukaiguri]

Love this guy 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

[@vehansohanian7359]

Absolutely great! Fantastic performance bro!

[@stasiabeez0]

Such unique humor 😂

[@zenarashid4422]

I was having such A horrible time, Until I came across this. . Made my entire week

[@kayaga.]

This guy is really good. I had doubts but i enjoyed this video so much

[@tinyrubber7191]

So funny! Mark is one of the best. I cant wait to see his next special.... Cmon, kick it up a notch!

[@peace3885]

This guy is funking funny

[@timmmychanga]

Love him Don't think the thumbnail does him justice

[@davidhurtado2725]

He said in a podcast he was sick in this one because he had eaten ass the night before and had a terrible infection, including pink eye 😂

[@awarism7020]

I bet Comedy Central paid Mark 50 bucks for this years ago. SEND MARK A CHECK!!! This is the first Content from CC Ive seen This year and its already April. Send that man a check. He's making you Relevant.

[@Makestuffhappen]

Such a funny dude

[@anello9562]

Definitely one of his best sets ever😭😭😭

[@Itsant33]

I've already seen this one but he looks so young in the thumbnail

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

You mean swollen?

[@jizzfist]

This is from 2014

[@MrCraigbagel]

@@N3ur0m4nc3r poor mark haha

[@Itsant33]

@@jizzfist yeah ik the original air date is in the video description

[@nicknovakk]

Finally got to see this! Appreciate it 🙏

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

I love listening to these as I go to bed

[@JazzyJonas]

I didn't realize this was from 2014 at first. I just thought he was recycling a lot of old material. Anyway, it still just flew by and I loved it.

[@MusicforMe123]

Mark is a natural, he comes up with material as he is living life.

[@semperfi9643]

Lot of specials out lately but this is a fucking master class

[@nadinehall9631]

This was fantastic!

[@hankbardukis381]

"I'm keeping this" 😂

[@scottpitner4298]

Comedy!! marks up there with my favorite people in comedy. ✌️

[@patrickcovault2280]

Absolutely masterful!

[@dannyboxer23]

This guy is hilarious 😭

[@user-tn1nr5jw3z]

Absolutely killed this

[@charleskelleher8022]

Mark NEVER fails

[@3rn3strom3r]

Doughnuts are catching up to Chief Queef.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

h pylori infection causing swelling in the face. 😅

[@jeremylewellen]

This video is from 2014

[@markwhitman9542]

This is a really old clip. He was ill & a bit puffy. But, so what?! You never saw a chubb comedian before?!?

[@kevincurth3238]

he’s so awesome

[@Healingwithflo]

This guy is the best listen to him in my car driving all the time he’s hilarious

[@northuniverse]

Love this guy

[@TheGreatWasian_]

Walmart really used to be open 24/7 that’s crazy

[@michaelhill9001]

Best Kevin Hart special I've seen yet!

[@user-ym5cs4mt5k]

This guy got me a few times i like how he flips a joke it caught me off guard 😂

[@GuyNamedMatthew]

great outro. "im mark normand, im keepin this" lmao