Marneus is what happens when you Ultrawank too hard. Somehow still cool though 3 Days left until we draw the 1/6 Titus winner, still time to join here : www.diceddioramas.com/
@seanreusing4409Ай бұрын
😂😂 I thought we were done with the Smurfy bs. 😂I mean Sure the Ultra wank goes hard in SM 2, but come on the lot of you have waited nearly 2 decades for this pipe dream. 😊
@OutrageousOnPurposeАй бұрын
gawd ur hot
@christiandauz3742Ай бұрын
Novels and Short Stories should retcon Calgar's feats Archamus died on Pluto
@twinphalanx4465Ай бұрын
Majorkill, here's a video idea for ya, what did the reaction to horus going traitor, perhaps you could also do a video bassed around the concept of horus actually having his dream team of his dothers while the emporor had the typical traitorss for the heresy
@lennartgamer2339Ай бұрын
So, Gulliman is Grandpa smurf? (The smurf with the yellow hat)
@shotgunsandsmokeАй бұрын
As bricky said, “nothing, NOTHING, is more powerful in this universe than a NAMED ULTRAMARINE”
@joeallen3388Ай бұрын
Named ultramarine without a helmet?
@discountdisco2273Ай бұрын
I, CATO SICARIUS, APPROVE OF THIS STATEMENT!!
@Bob233_Ай бұрын
Malum caedo
@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615Ай бұрын
@@Bob233_he was Khorne’s toy
@michaelbread5906Ай бұрын
What are your top 5 favorite chapters? 1. D Angels 2. B Angels 3. White Scars 4. Iron Warriors 5. Word Bearers (because everyone hates them)
@TheWarmachine375Ай бұрын
Marneus Calgar: "I'm a dude playing as a dude disguised as another dude!"
@terryhiggins5077Ай бұрын
That whole movie had great one liners. Including all of Tom Cruise's scenes.
@n8ivspat3n56Ай бұрын
Average alpha legion soldier
@Sisu-r6yАй бұрын
Alpharius!?
@MurrayBadourАй бұрын
Lmao
@PrakashSaturday-nr7byАй бұрын
WHAT THE FUG YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!!!
@TheBerchieАй бұрын
Calgar: "My Primarch, I managed to destroy the Great Rift! The Imperium is whole once more!" Guilliman: "What the fu... How the fuck did you do that!?!" Calgar: "With courage and honor, my Primarch!"
@danielmcphee2546Ай бұрын
With the power of bullshit.
@cliffysilver6612Ай бұрын
By the power of punching it
@alperenoktay5157Ай бұрын
“I casted fist my lord
@ThorGiske22 күн бұрын
Courage and honor is over powered needs a nerf
@sirsquadie3383Ай бұрын
I CAST FIST! -Marneus Calgar
@ImperatorSomniumАй бұрын
Да
@lennard5761Ай бұрын
"Its very effective"
@MrBluman999Ай бұрын
Shut up you... Sparkly pixie machine!
@pablogonzalezhermosilla4210Ай бұрын
PREPARE TO MEET GOD!!
@evoltblackhole8677Ай бұрын
Your fist is a joke Colgate
@ColonelFrontline1152Ай бұрын
*_"Congratulations. You once more managed to succeed, on an impossible mission... WHERE YOU SHOULD'VE DIED! You went straight through a literal hellscape, containing legions upon legions of eldritch abominations, and some of the most elite Chaos Space Marines the enemy would have to offer, that even the greatest of warriors would perish to. BUT NO! You succeeded because you were trained by the BOOK! The holy codex of our OH-SO-WONDERFUL-I-COULD-SHIT-MY-POWERPANTS SPIRITUAL LIEGE!!!"_* ~ _Marneus Calgar._
@koolunitАй бұрын
Such a great reference How about I, Cato Sicarius, give it a go: I Cato Sicarius.....
@albionciaАй бұрын
i cast fist !!
@joncarter3761Ай бұрын
F for TTS, gone but never forgotten 😢
@petrpinc7695Ай бұрын
@@joncarter3761 F
@aldrendcainthe_wanderer5812Ай бұрын
@@joncarter3761 F
@TheWarmachine375Ай бұрын
If Calgar is Papa Smurf, that makes Roboute Guilliman as Grandpa Smurf.
@Orrin_HawkeАй бұрын
Maybe but the memes have decided. Calgar: Papa Smurf Roboute Guilliman: Big Bobby G and variations of his name.
@koolunitАй бұрын
And the Emperor Great Grandpappy Smurf?
@albionciaАй бұрын
@@Orrin_Hawke bobbyG the clapper of eldar cheek
@olorin3815Ай бұрын
@@albioncia he got that from the emperor, dont tell the inquisition but reason emperor created the webway portal to terra is so that he has easier access to quality eldar hookers
@olorin3815Ай бұрын
@@albioncia he got that form the emperor, dont tell the inquisition but reason emperor made the webway portal to earth is so he has easier access to quality eldar booty
@TheWarmachine375Ай бұрын
Avatar of Khaine: "I need an adult!" Marneus Calgar: "I am an adult."
@mhveteran5571Ай бұрын
Marneus Calgar: “By the way I only hit you because I have pent-up aggression against Xenos. So take that”
@j.t8529Ай бұрын
Swarmlord: hehe, what's wrong little boy do you need an adult? Marneus Calgar: No...I am an adult *Gut punches the swarmlord*
@GooberDАй бұрын
Avatar of Khaine: I need an adult. Cato Sicarius: I am an adult! Khaine and Calgur: No, no you are not.
@francishwleeАй бұрын
I love how Calgar even upstages Titus in Space Marine 2, like the devs are paying homage to his ridiculous lore. Like, the look on Titus' face when Calgar face tanks a Lord of Change, lol.
@tonts5329Ай бұрын
TBF I think SM2 is probably set after he's declared a Living Saint. It better explains why he can resist and push through the Chaos Sorcery. Plus Titus and his tight crew are still the ones that beat down Imurah, Calgar's acting as a distraction to keep the Lord of Change occupied and away from Titus in those final scenes.
@paulh3892Ай бұрын
Rollin hot on that 4++
@GreasusGoldtoothАй бұрын
My head canon is that all the overpowered lore about Calgar is just propaganda and inaccurate legends that he's actually embarrassed about. "No, you are mistaken. I could not have done such a deed alone, and had the help of many both among my battle brothers and the other forces of the Imperium. Please, no more autographs."
@RalseiSmoocherАй бұрын
it would be really funny if it turns out that everyone’s reverence of him empowers him
@aziouss2863Ай бұрын
That makes sense. It is now my new head canon. He seemed like a resonable dude and a good leader in space marine 2
@GreasusGoldtoothАй бұрын
@@aziouss2863 Calgar is a pretty decent guy for a xenophobic child soldier turned into a walking tank.
@masonoutdoors_masonleatherАй бұрын
Marneus Calgar being overpowered… Mephiston looking to the side and quickly walking away 🩸
@mrckapm2241Ай бұрын
At least Mephiston is a Psyker and kinda had some explanations for his multiple powerups (overcoming the Black Rage twice, becoming a Primaris, and then getting infused with the Dark Angel)
@HappyHog11Ай бұрын
Mephiston is a psyker
@clydedoris5002Ай бұрын
Mephiston was still ultimately beaten in a psychic battle against a greater daemon of khorne
@browniechann88blackie55Ай бұрын
Lucas strifson doesn't get enough attention dude single handily squashed an ork planet just to spite his wolf lord😂😅
@FeshdanАй бұрын
Underrated comment
@stripeybag6977Ай бұрын
Space Marines 2 does take place after Vigilus as early in the game Chairon asks Titus if he fought alongside Calgar there and how he read about the defense hundreds of times.
@austintaylor1378Ай бұрын
As far as the avatars of Khaine I like to think that some slivers or shards can vary wildly in strength for the better because they are simply a larger fragment. If you drop a glass plate there will be a “large piece” and pieces so small they’re just not a good rep for the larger plates girth. Fulgrum fought an avatar of Khaine that would have killed Calgar outright. You can’t say that they’re both of equal strength Fulgrum is way more powerful
@redsledgeblu5234Ай бұрын
Or, they just got their ass whipped 🍻
@spearsageАй бұрын
Well, Calgar didn't even try to punch the lord of change in space marine 2. Heck, he never throw a single fist at all during the cutscenes. And yes, the avatar's power is varied. Valedor told briefly how an avatar survived for more than 4 days alone in a planet swarmed by Tyranids. When the eldar forces returned to said planet to destroy the planet along with the swarm, the avatar was still fighting atop the hill of tyranid carcasses, apparently having killed several giant tyranids (was never mentioned which types) in the process as well. The warshard in the second book of ghost warriors kicked the arse of a daemon prince/greater daemon or two rather handily. Same goes with the avatar that appear in one of Ciaphas Cain's books. The point is, each one is a different avatar belonging to different craftworlds/group (warshard being held by an autarch serving the Ynnari).
@HubiKoshiАй бұрын
@@spearsage he did actually, he swatted one of the sword daemons aside as he pursued the big bad to the portal
@carlolazol3209Ай бұрын
Other point. Calgar has always been used to punching up, Fulgrim punches down. So fighting something like a scaled up Eldar would be a surprise for Fulgrim. Also maybe that shard of Khaine sensed the Laer Blades Slaaneshi BS and it activated its hate boner for its slayer in particular
@SrAntonio301Ай бұрын
I agree, every avatar is different. That’s also been my headcanon. The ones Lorgar and Fulgrim faced were stronger.
@sigmundfreud7903Ай бұрын
I’d like to believe the Text to Speech version of him is canon in some way.
@johndoe-qn2mmАй бұрын
It's more canon than Calgar taking his name from Clagar
@7aro7DragoonАй бұрын
TTS is canon, as far as I'm concerned.
@ScriptedviolinceАй бұрын
I actually really like Marneus Tacitan Calgar a lot better than the previous blank void Calgar. It means that unlike do many other 40k characters, he didn't emerge from the womb fully formed kicking ass. Being badass is not an inherent trait of being Marneus Calgar. Being badass is a thing that Marneus must choose to do every single day, and every single day, he does exactly that.
@WeenerneenerchickendinnerАй бұрын
So when Marneus Calgar takes someone’s identity it cool. But when I take someone’s identity it..it..it’s cringe?!? -Erebus.
@terryhiggins5077Ай бұрын
That's because it's not the action that is cringe Erebus, it's you that is cringe. -Eldrad.
@koolunitАй бұрын
@HubiKoshiАй бұрын
He did cool things with it! You are just a bald menace!
@AdeptKingАй бұрын
Context is key as they say.
@nb6525Ай бұрын
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim”
@Oz_RionАй бұрын
Papa Smurf is the best daddy you can have.
@rorymaloney5117Ай бұрын
More like the old school song from the ancient days of the Internet called Papa Smurf can I lick your ass. Trust me it’s real now add that to the space Smurf and you’re welcome. No hate just laughs.
@skarlock5257Ай бұрын
Papa Smurf Explained : He's Papa Smurf, now Grandpa Smurf has come back. His superpower is delivering your packages on-time, every time, 24/7/365 with no exceptions.
@jamescarnes9227Ай бұрын
When I started playing in '99, Marneus was the reason I decided to go Ultramarines. Dual power fists with built in bolters.....total badass
@tigeriussvarne177Ай бұрын
Courage and Honour!
@fadelsukoco3092Ай бұрын
Here are some ideas for consideration: What if every Astartes Legion staged a coup on the Emperor and took over the Imperium? How would they rule it and how successful would it be, compared to the canon Imperium? (this is all legions on the same side with minimal Chaos influence on events) What if 2 Primarchs held the Warmaster position cooperatively, under the assumption that those who would take issue at one Warmaster would respect the other one more and they could thus overall be more productive? Which nonhuman species would be the best fit for Chaos to take over and attain galactic dominance? If any one Loyalist and Traitor Primarch switched sides for the Horus Heresy, who would you choose for the best outcome for either the Loyalists, or the Traitors? What if the Silent King never got rid of his Command Protocols and took (almost) all the Necrons with him out of the galaxy to perhaps find a new and better one and come across the Tyranids? What if the Great Crusade had all the Primarchs and none turned Traitor, but there were no Astartes? What if the Beast Orks succeeded in defeating the Imperium? What if the Raptor Project succeeded/was never sabotaged? How would each Heresy/Crusade-era Primarch and Legion fare against the modern Tau Empire? What if one of the Primarchs landed on a xenos world and was raised by them? What if the Eldar managed to kill Angron before he was enslaved? What if another power rose to power during M31 instead of the Imperium, such as the Ullanor Orks, the Rangdan, or the Necrons via the Silent King returning early? What if the Beast Orks grew to threaten the Imperium before the Heresy could happen? What if the Tyranids arrived in M31, before the Heresy could happen?
@reigoj8228Ай бұрын
Dividing every though bit more cleanly would help. 1: We would have roughly 1.8 million astartes and their primarchs against nearly everything else that 30k imperium has to throw at them. This means guardsmen with uber buffed weaponry and custodes becoming norm for super soldiers. roughly 180k of custodes would be equal to all the astartes so not really achieveable in short time, leaving maybe 20k tops so the balance of power would be heavily on the side of astartes forces yet they would likely be overwhelmed due to disagreements among primarchs. Especially ones that had actual tooth to pick with emperor would have hard time remaining with more calm minded ones which would end in three way split: Religious lunatics, raging lunatics and more normal ones. Emperor also would win against all primarchs in one on one so their options are extremely limited, mostly towards similar full frontal assault as horus heresy did. 2: Two primarchs competing rather than working together is more likely option, which would see non-warmasters try to begin competing too. They are not exactly adviced to work on eachothers weaknesses at any point so exploitation would become a norm. Malcador could change this easily, emperor most likely wouldn't have the focus to keep them in check. 3: Humans are canonically only real option as they are not bound to warp beings already. Sure, corrupting eldar is possible and that is slaneesh domain, corrupting orks is possible but that is domain of khorne, corrupting tau is possible but that is domain of tzeench and corrupting nids is possible but that is domain of nurgle. Each have a way to do something to other major races but they can't all get to one of them. 4: Swapping Lion and Magnus would be most intresting. Lion lost everything and was broken yet woke up loyal, breaking him further and causing him to work with the fallen? Yes please. And the one who was betrayed over and over, remaining loyal trough it all instead of breaking away each piece that made him feel bad enough to go and throw temper tantrum betrayal himself? Yes please. Basically the two wtf is this guys getting swapped. With Magnus, we don't need to lose malcador and we get more open handed approach by emperor and the project over webway doesn't have to be lost. Lion going mad is basically taking the only one that has practically unlimited potential getting connected to warp 10 000 years earlier. Rest are very much limited by their own lack of curiosity out of all things. Magnus loses that curiosity as part of his ascension. 5: we lost 2 armies to play with, no thanks. 6: More focus on weaponry, more focus on bullshittery, more focus on numbers. The galactic fleet would need to be upped roughly 10 times in size just to transport the troops around for same outcome. Considering how much of that fleet is relic ships, we got a problem. 7: Orks win imperium = Most of good fights gone. Orks live to fight so they would further devolve until waking up of all necrons. 8: Raptors would effectively be "Public enemy number one" in eyes of all chaos forces so their implementation en masse would result in constant cycles of corruption, making the war way more intresting at the 40k time. Corax would not be a warp bound boogieman but instead a leader of army of boogiemen to the warp. Pretty much all of the ones who get corrupted would be potential demon princes so not even one of the traitor primarchs would like the situation losing their favor over some upstarts. Don't like the idea, everything becomes too messy and we are talking about warhammer here. 9: Quillboarman would win, lion would win, angron would lose, lorgar would lose, rest would be pretty much 50/50 with just their own forces. 10: Sanguinius is from baal which is death/feral world filled with monstrous mutans from dark age. Mortarions home planet barbarus was ruled by alien overlords. 11: Loss of angon would most likely have resulted in Sanguinius falling to chaos. This is based off of emperor vs malcador regiside game talk. 12: Survival of fittest, humans would evolve to be even more combat oriented as in our timeline they are pretty much warriors by mind servants by bodies outside of few specific groups or genetically altered ones. 13: Easier war for humans. 14: hoo boy chaos has a fielday with spreading their corruption with the fear of tyranids around, not all of space is under control of great powers so they would have far more feral worlds to feed off of.
@thefallencogАй бұрын
@@reigoj8228 Yeah i think the thing people forget about Horus vs the Emperor is that it was a case of the emperor genuinely holding back and trying his hardest to bring his son back to the light up until he saw one of his greatest sons, and had his closest friend frying on his chair. The moment the emperor stopped holding back Horus was almost instantly obliterated. 2. The only way this could work is Vulkan + 1. Every other possible combination would just fail. Perhaps Vulkan + the blueberries would work together well. Their politics and methods would disagree, but the Salamanders are pretty non caring about all of that shit so long as theres people to save, and things to be done. 3. in the assumed lore yes. But currently, Tau are oblivious to chaos/incorruptable because they have no value to chaos to corrupt due to their warp presence being basically zero. The tyranids would be impossible for Nurgle to corrupt as its a massive hivemind that is functionally beyond the ability of chaos to corrupt since once a Tyranid is cut off from the hivemind, its no more intelligent then a rock. Orks can't be corrupted by chaos because Gork and mork. Although they could theoretically hold the banner of chaos, they'd still be Gork and morks children at the end of the day, and not actually hold any benefit/loyalty towards Khorn. 4. Answer doesn't matter. Ultimately the horus heresy went so wrong because the emperor was unwilling to admit Horus was a lost cause until the entirety of terra was nearly in ruin. Swapping people around i don't think would have ultimately made it better for chaos. Quite ironically, the hand horus was dealt was actually the best possible hand. Because everything that could have went wrong for the imperium, did go wrong up until the boys in blueberry armor arrived to salvage the situation. 12. I strongly disagree. Humanity by that point was still wrecked by the whole age of strife thing. They would have evolved to be more like cadians sure. But comparatively speaking, they'd be fighting with a crossbow instead of a wooden club with a big boulder tied to it so to speak. If say the Necron's rose to prominence, humanity might try to scale up to potentially combat the threat, but because by M31 the emperor would be a freshly mangled corpse on a golden throne, Humanity would literally only be able to survive by the fact its a bunch of cavemen and would be at the complete mercy of the Necrons just opting to not conquest their worlds with no effort involved. Making every human in the 30k setting into a Cadian would be overall good for humanity, but that doesn't give them much hope against other races (except maybe orks) when they are technologically stunted for the next 10k years. And remember tech heresy stunted humanities technological growth. And war up until very recently didn't promote advancement in the Imperiums armory. So you'd be playing with 30% of astarties at best, and a bunch of cadians fighting Space T-900's. 14. True for a while, but Chaos despises the Tyranids because if the Tyranids appear anywhere in the galaxy, the warp gets all kinds of fucked up and doesn't work right. Chaos doesn't fight the Tyranids directly because afaik if Demons get slaughtered by the Tyranids they all basically experience either true death or some really fucked up shit happens to them on the way back to the warp. I honestly forget which. For a while, chaos will let the Tyranids do what they want, but once the chaos gods realize they are gradually losing power and the warp is gradually getting more and more fucked up as the Tyranid plague spreads, i could genuinely see them getting involved. Not to the defense of anyone in particular, but as of an enemy of an enemy is my friend kind of deal. Remember. If all humans die, Chaos dies with them since Tyranids interfere with the warp with the shadow they cast. It might not *destroy* the warp. But its disruptive enough to be noticable. Also Tyranids are already aware of Chaos and have made a fleet designated to ram into the eye of terror and try to beat the shit out of chaos. I don't think we've actually seen Kronos properly ram into the eye of terror yet, But the tyranids, specifically hivemind Leviathan always leaves worlds with at least a certain percentage of its biomass leftover so Kronos can refuel after beating up demons, since warp entities don't refund expended biomass. The hive fleet can, and already has begun its adaptations to counter chaos, and eventually Chaos would either be forced to fully commit to destroying/repelling the Tyranids for its own survival, or die as the hive fleet eventually adapts to be able to fundamentally destroy the warp/true death everything they encounter. Although realistically. Its likely the Heresy wouldn't happen, because even when the Astarties start to throw a temper tantum over something, if duty comes up they genuinely just forget their beef and go deal with the problem at hand, and everyone would quickly realize that the Tyranids are a bigger immediate problem then their daddy not giving them the attention they crave. If humanity could delay the Tyranids for a millennia or two (not going to happen) then humanity might stand a chance, assuming the emperor is still alive by that time. The reason i say this is because if the emperor is still alive, he can smack around the Mechanicus into stopping with the tech heresy shit and begin developing actually effective weapons against the Tyranids. We know from the Tau that virus weapons can work, and its possible to overload the tyranids by bombarding them with dozens of plagues at controlled intervals due to how their adaptations work. But without the emperor, humanity is simply too stupid, and the chains of the Mechanicus are too heavy for them to win, let alone delay their advance..
@reigoj8228Ай бұрын
@@thefallencog only problem with your additional assesments is that nurgle can't corrupt nids. If Tau can strike a viral infection, the greatest creator of said diseases can do it too and throw in what ever chaos fuckery works in addition.
@Orrin_HawkeАй бұрын
Papa Smurf Ultra-Depression and Ultra-fucking crying
@HubiKoshiАй бұрын
Ah but let's not forget Ultra-Comfort and Support!
@WhomobileАй бұрын
MOOD KINDERED
@itsdantaylorАй бұрын
11:06 while I do think it is important not to make certain characters TOO overpowered as such so they fit within the context of the world. I am a bit more forgiving for Chapter Masters being a bit OP. With most of the Primarchs gone and with quite a few chapter masters biting it, having a few that can stand the test of time and be psuedo replacements for their primarchs isn't such a bad thing especially for the First Founding Legions.
@Masso-gy9yuАй бұрын
THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES 2 TO G0!!!! Attempt number 98: what if the Primarchs were found in order of their creation. Join me my brothers!!!
@DarkLordFromTheSecondAgeАй бұрын
You have my support, brother Erectus
@Trazyn_ArchivesАй бұрын
He ardy did that vid 3 years ago
@Masso-gy9yuАй бұрын
@@Trazyn_Archives Trust me, he didn't.
@Trazyn_ArchivesАй бұрын
@@Masso-gy9yu I guess im thinking of a similar video he did like that
@cinder-nu3pkАй бұрын
“This is getting me harder than terminator armor”
@Nick-bk7esАй бұрын
Abbadon: "As if you could hope to beat me.." Calgar: "Be it divine or level, these fists are rated E for everyone."
@TheForbiddenLeanАй бұрын
Video starts at 2:20
@Alpha17xАй бұрын
The same time as your... No.. no I'm better than this.
@BananaBob849Ай бұрын
Ty
@hunter121314ifyАй бұрын
Good man
@TheSpiikkiАй бұрын
Skipperino MajorKillerino
@leonpilant5157Ай бұрын
Thank you good sir
@huss4realzАй бұрын
"What do you get when you throw Ultra-wank vs the Warmaster of Plot-Amor?" 🤣🤣 My new favorite majorkill line
@LordCoffieАй бұрын
Starts at 2:33
@YlenenАй бұрын
take your crown, king 👑
@supremecai5857Ай бұрын
Thanks 🙏
@PushSomeHeavyWeightАй бұрын
Thank you hate videos like this it’s a 6 minute video with 2:39 of word vomit
@austink4712Ай бұрын
We got a new robot at work. It is supposed to improve efficiency. It is blue. I have named it Robot Gilemann because meme robute.
@philurbaniak1811Ай бұрын
🎵 *_”Ultramarines live longer with Calgar!"_* 🎵
@SpottedHaresАй бұрын
Calgar is rocking the most “I’m the main character here” energy in the entire setting.
@goldenfiberwheat238Ай бұрын
The emperor exists you know
@RedXlVАй бұрын
Simple enough, the Ultrawank where Calgar beats everything to death with his bare hands should just be dismissed as in-universe propaganda. We can presume he actually did win all those battles, but that it wasn't as easy or as unassisted as the books claim.
@Meme-RepublicАй бұрын
Ultamarines be like: Calgar - I cast Fist! Random Dreadnought: In the Name of the Emperor! I Cast Stone!
@Johan-tq3fkАй бұрын
A video about, what if there were no loyalist elements in the traitor legions ,this would also count for omegon and magnus. So there would be no need for the culling at isthvaan and weakening of the traitor forces.. this would be very intresting to see what all the effects would be on the succes of the heresy.
@vicnedel02Ай бұрын
It's a good thing that Space Marine 2 used Calgar as a cameo instead of Robute. I think the Primarch would have been too distracting.
@ClintDawgMillionaireАй бұрын
Happy to have watched this channel grow! Your vids have helped me get multiple people into the lore
@v_artra5399Ай бұрын
Thank you for leaving that near-death fall in Majorkill, really made me chuckle, and I needed that
@alejandrofrank2717Ай бұрын
The reign of Matt Ward is over, the Ultra Marines will remove the taint of smurfs
@Mr_wicked_raccoonАй бұрын
Finally I’ve been waiting for months for you to cover Calgar
@el_krakenАй бұрын
Been binge watching these videos for the past week and "guys and gal" still gets me every time 🤣
@arklaw8306Ай бұрын
Uriel: "You see... I have a theory concerning that."
@yosen6323Ай бұрын
can we just accept that there are space marines and chapter masters that are super strong, I don't know why people keep getting surprise by this, and calgar is not the only one do to shit that no one could.
@rinkels9324Ай бұрын
I’m an Ultramarine player, and huge fan of their lore, but even I am a bit annoyed by the Avatar of Kaine battle. But he is though on the Table Top, he was able to take down Angron in on of my games the other day.
@giftkacha7748Ай бұрын
Can't tell you how much I've been waiting for a video on this guy....epic
@khylerbane4523Ай бұрын
“…And then we won.” *ultradepression* “It’s Fisting Time!” “WHAT THE FUCK!?” “I CAST FIST” *punches Sicarius* -TTS Calgar.
@davidwalker891Ай бұрын
Ciaphas Cain: Are you a piece of shit too? Calgar: YES! Cain: Mood Kindred! Calgar: MOOD KINDRED!
@ForgottenHonor0Ай бұрын
"Oh, zog! It's Makaronius Cheezegar!" --Some random ork
@Ey_SmoKracАй бұрын
calgar is just that powerful for the sole reason that he is a NAMED ULTRAMARINE.
@albionciaАй бұрын
and a NAMED ULTRAMARINE CHAPTER MASTER if i might add
@Rockwell2184 күн бұрын
I want a Calgar retcon that makes each of these insane events believable, like him being secretly empowered at key moments by the emperor. I think that would be sick
@dragonrider1736Ай бұрын
Lord Calgar: In the emperor's name, I cast fist!
@sookendestroy1Ай бұрын
Ngl a full diorama giveaway a month seems mad unsustainable
@nick3xtremegaming212Ай бұрын
Calgar was the goat in sm2, I'm glad they gave him the spotlight and not guilliman.
@thedyingmeme619 күн бұрын
1:49 "Amidst the desolate soil, we hear the repeating cries of a fragment of metal-"
@obi0914Ай бұрын
*Lights cigarette* I once saw Pappa smurf punch a swarm lord so hard it went through a couple of walls and hit a tank.....after that the tank exploded.
@eusonlai2238Ай бұрын
GIVE THAT MAN TERMINATOR ARMOUR, HEAVY BOLTER GAUNTLETS OF ULTRAMAR BABY
@XarkoCZАй бұрын
ah let's get into it 2:28
@LegendofLawАй бұрын
The trip...thanks for not editing that out!
@1kraniАй бұрын
What rankles me is that they swapped his awesome Terminator armor for the inferior Gravis armor.
@poodlescone9700Ай бұрын
Man Emperor: The Ultramarine Chapter master fed his honor guard to a bunch of Space Bugs to run away!? Warp storms ensures.
@Golem-qs7etАй бұрын
Space marine 2 is after vigilus. Captain Acheran talks about a forge world he overthrew, which was the topic of the shadowspear launch box, where phobos marines were released. Acheran is also implied to die in shadowspear, so its up to anyone though
@stripeybag6977Ай бұрын
Power of being one of the only people with a Damage 3 Melee Weapon WOOOOOOO!
@VUVUZELA521Ай бұрын
*”I CAST FIST”*
@MelendezSamaАй бұрын
Today's my birthday. Thank you for uploading THIS character on this day!
@literalsarcasm1830Ай бұрын
Like bricky says, there are few things in 40k more dangerous than a named Ultramarine.
@patrickstar1-f9oАй бұрын
Video idea: Slayer of Destinies explained.
@evzgoodjaz1202Ай бұрын
God damn i thought it was calgar talking himself the whole time Love the bulk up u absolute unit 💪💪
@khylerbane4523Ай бұрын
Marneus is the greatest wizard in all of 40k, a wizard who only used *1* spell…
@hypershock0762Ай бұрын
video on what the general imperium knows about the primarchs and hh is general would be cool
@Danyal_aka_AmagibestfoxАй бұрын
Now I know why papa Smurf has ultra depression…
@usanagisan5033Ай бұрын
9:18 in tts he used it as a Hola hoop you will never change that for me
@tom47799Ай бұрын
I love the content this guy does and regularly watch his videos but is there anyone else wishing he'd cut back on the selling at the start of every video. First 2 or 3 minutes is an ad for a product or a sponsor
@chigozirimudeagwu6749Ай бұрын
He's shameless and honest like that, focused on the bag at all times. I love it actually
@tom47799Ай бұрын
@@chigozirimudeagwu6749 yeah I agree with you to an extent. Maybe it's just cause I watch for the lore and really don't care about the model side of the hobby that it bugs me more.
@bigwill66Ай бұрын
He’s open about this being his business and he’s making a living out of this. I don’t mind personally.
@hughmann3952Ай бұрын
This is quite literally this dude’s day job. His business is selling shit and shilling sponsors, he’s never really hid that either. If you want his content to maintain the same quality, quantity and remain free to watch, this is the price. One I’ll happily pay considering it’s a complete non-issue to skip through it if a person is so inclined.
@tom47799Ай бұрын
@@hughmann3952 like I said maybe it's just cause I dont do the model side of the hobby. And I accept its a small criticism on my part, I just wanted to see if I wasn't the only person who felt this way.
@JonathanToolonieАй бұрын
Ciaphas Cain: MOOD KINDRED!
@ozan313Ай бұрын
Awesome! Please make a vid on Mandrakes!!! Can’t wait!
@jakeoconnor2014Ай бұрын
Weird haven’t seen a majorkill video recommended to me in awhile, damn algorithms
@ChuckleFuksАй бұрын
Man i would love a gladiator match’s all the chapter masters battle against each other
@EdaugEthanbYTАй бұрын
I was a firm believer that Calgar was just the UltraSmurf for so long. I wished Abaddon had killed him when he was trying to slow him down. But his appearance in Space Marine 2 was so good, I’m now team UltraSmurf
@finnishfatmanАй бұрын
That Avatar KO happened once in a game (3rd edition) we had about 2 decades ago. Back then, Calgar didn't have invulnerable save and the hit chance was relative to the WS vs WS. Avatar having higher WS meant Calgar would hit on 4+, while Avatar was hitting Calgar on 3+. Not only that, but it was initiate based, so Calgar having powerfists (used to hit last, even after I1 if I remember correctly) he would be going after Avatar. Sure, Calgar had his sword, but when Avatar (with 2 wounds left) charged Calgar (who had almighty 1 wound left) I decided that only way to have at least a chance of winning would be powerfists... So, what happened was Avatar managed to hit Calgar 3 times. Back then, Avatar had S6, meaning it would wound Calgar (T4) on a 2+. Calgar having 1 wound left (it was my Ultramarines vs combined forces of Eldar and Salamanders, me having about 2500 points and them having over 5k) and no invulnerable save, so the chances were pretty slim. But as the eldar player was about to throw his 3 dice, I obviously shouted "3 ones!" and it indeed happened. Me and the Salamander player were laughing so hard and now it was time for Calgar to hit back... 5 dice and 3 of them hit (on 4's). I needed 2+ to wound, because powerfist doubled the S value (S8 against T6). All 3 wounded and eldar player went on rolling the invulnerable save (Avatar had 5+) and failed 2, which was enough and the red on the eldar players face was more red than the vehicles on Speed Freekz when me and the Salamander player laughed our butts off. Yes, this happened, so in my headcanon Calgar is pretty awesome and whatever he does, I don't think is too overpowered at all 🤣
@ajollyduckАй бұрын
Almost every piece of lore about Calgar boils down to his ability to punch almost any threat to death.
@Jaden_The_CelestialАй бұрын
Daemon Servant of Tzeentch casts a Warp Spell that stops time and space itself. Marneus Calgar: “I’m too angry for this shit!” **just starts walking against the spell, still killing chaos daemons**
@allenaju1856Ай бұрын
As a Death Company fan I have to pray to the machine god that they will get more spotlight
@infernalskepandaen2127Ай бұрын
Abaddon panicking and escaping is like his usual MO
@dalorasinum386Ай бұрын
The main example I remember was the story for the giant diorama at warhammer world. Where the greatest of all bloodthirsters appeared and growled at Calgar before he punched it in the head with both fists at once and one shot him.
@everstudent0897Ай бұрын
@Majorkill gonna be crafting a bunch of dioramas and having everyone have their own museum worlds eh? Trazyn would be pleased. Lol
@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUYАй бұрын
Simple, Calgar was trained by Sly marbo.
@philcolin34022 күн бұрын
Who would ever be mad at him being amazing?
@arcuslux516Ай бұрын
8:38 "When Dante did it" Yeah the really old guy who's bones are cracking and apparently not even a primaris
@briterigby1630Ай бұрын
Do a "Leman Russ/Lion'el Johnson is a beast" video please! Love the content
@Victoriabay8Ай бұрын
The size of the his shoulder armor is wild 😂😂😂
@Xx_Malum_Caedo_xXАй бұрын
In those Calgar comics it shows that he was also in the deathwatch at some point so there’s also that
@askani21Ай бұрын
Marneus's card in Magic: The Gathering is ffffffing good and fun!
@TimothyMark7Ай бұрын
ya forgot to mention that Calgar also let the Tau evacuate on the Battle of Malbede which is pretty cool to know
@theoryxz8 күн бұрын
Bro is the definition of main character.
@deepwoodmotte4136Ай бұрын
Big Papa Smurf did go full blown Super Saiyan in the Immaterium, beating down those heretics with his power fists!
@isaacjackson736922 күн бұрын
As an Imperial Fist fan, the only time our chapter master is mentioned is when he is killed lol.
@Titanic_TunaАй бұрын
If there's one thing that Marneus Calgar and I can agree on, it's that the best way to kill demons is to punch them!
@nitemaredarknessАй бұрын
Don't forget his gauntlets we're recovered from a chaos space Marine Lorde
@cocoynutsАй бұрын
I have a fun theory/idea. If Space Marine 2 is set before Vigilus, GW should retcon Calgar surviving and have Titus somehow become the new chapter master! Have him be with Calgar during his fight with Abaddon. That would definitely give a certain codex thumper a dual heart attack.
@Joseph-mw2rlАй бұрын
Since he literally has 500 planets to manage, most of his time is sitting at this megasize marble desk, issuing commands and signing documents with his reading glasses on😂
@michabogdan6968Ай бұрын
My headcanon for Avatars was always that they are in fact similar to Magnus. When Eldars summon the Avatar they in fact call upon the shard of Khaine which may be super strong or kinda weak. The difference between Shards of Magnus and the Avatar would be the fact Avatars can naturally grow in power the longer they are around with each Murder and in theory can call upon more shards ultimately making Khaine whole again.
@PushSomeHeavyWeightАй бұрын
As someone who shares the name Augustus. I fully support the writing of Calgars character and story