ASMR Relaxing Afternoon With Conor (Showing You Stuff He Stole & Giving You a Neck Massage)

[@MarnoASMR]

visit helixsleep.com/marno to get up to $200 off your Helix mattress! I love that dang mattress and I highly recommend it if you're looking for a new bed

[@whytheswitchisshit]

I think you are in the 1% that can sell stuff better than most salespeople.

[@DawnDiggetyNoDoubt]

Stealing RMR drip?

[@imjoking]

i think i'm gonna get my dad on the helix train using ur link >:3c thank u marno

[@jimBob-uo4gr]

That's legitness!

[@i_like_barking7046]

Damn $200 off 😳

[@ssmsd]

I got mad respect for Conor. He's juggling two jobs (working as a doctor assistant and a professional robber) and still takes time to make sure we are comfortable.

[@lindsaym.8267]

Don't forget a masseuse

[@maureenkoopman9378]

@@lindsaym.8267 t h e. d r y. m a s s a c h e

[@ssmsd]

@@lindsaym.8267 omg you're right how could I forget. Make that THREE jobs

[@100dollarcollegetextbook]

4, he's also Gabe's co-worker

[@iQartier]

Not just a aversge robber a *PROFESIONAL* Robber

[@TastingPlastic]

''i couldn't hurt a fly, you know that? unless the fly was hurting you" literally the safest ive ever felt

[@joshuakram]

He's a Burglar, not a Robber. A thief, not a thug.

[@servantofgod9679]

So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.

[@dylanbertucco5664]

nice name lol

[@theboneman5413]

@@servantofgod9679 you good?

[@JorgeGomez-hx5uu]

@@servantofgod9679 lol give me 200,000 dollars and ill consider it.

[@wilwolferine]

I have to admit, Conor just might be my favourite character of the MCU (Marno Cinematic Universe)

[@leiferikson9884]

Better writing than that other MCU

[@jillstephenson]

MARNO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE 💀

[@shyguy1964]

he got good competition tho

[@AngDevigne]

Agreed

[@r_i_v_e_r1407]

@@leiferikson9884 BAHAHA

[@Luke-dg1tn]

i absolutely fucking love how he says "thank you" at 5:16 . Just imagining a robber getting complimented and he just so calmly says "thank you"

[@zeehall2737]

I am so glad Connor is here for me because "bassist in your punk band helps you brainstorm lyrics on the way to the gig" apparently isn't a roleplay that exist and I needed his soothing presence. 😔✊

[@origamitiger1329]

:0 I want that nowww, gosh dangit

[@zeehall2737]

@@origamitiger1329 get in the van, loser, we're frantically scrawling half baked lyrics onto the back of a Wendy's receipt

[@origamitiger1329]

@@zeehall2737 heck fricken YES

[@emptycarrots4051]

Ok but if anyone can make that roleplay Marno can

[@spaceboyasmr8942]

The way this man says "massage" makes him a trustable human being.

[@TheKatiecat68]

massach

[@Gravvvyyy]

@@TheKatiecat68 haha. Quittt

[@angryman...]

masatch

[@RNG-esus]

Masaj

[@MoxieCat]

Massadge

[@NoName-cj8sj]

I feel like Conor would rob me but leave a heartfelt note behind telling me how I’m going to get through this and that he believes in me

[@buggiepaws]

i was hoping for more of this character, bless him

[@goingshtupid.4475]

This is my favorite character

[@cupofmaddyVODS]

Same, God he's so funny

[@shayestewart5981]

Yes!!!

[@JamesFord146]

This video is just an excuse for Marno to show off his gengar chain

[@MadBrax]

He hearted it. Must be true 😳

[@paulapalais]

Well I feel stupid, I had to look up Gengar. That is wild! So many types. I learned something new today 😄.

[@HeyItsNovalee]

Him calling the boo a “little bubble” is my favourite thing

[@NutsTesticles]

Little bubble stickin aht it’s tungg

[@notfurb1378]

He seems like the kind of friend you’d make in middle school and stick with eachtoher afterwards and have no drama with whatsoever

[@katiearbuckle9017]

Yeah it's like modern take on Robin Hood.. It's Amazing.

[@TheNostalgiaJunkie]

Conor's the type of guy to listen to all of your troubles and offer gentle, sound advice without burdening you with his own problems [which he has plenty of], because he doesn't want you "strest owt" as he says. He finds his comfort in helping others.. and robbing them, but what happens at work, stays at work. Help your homie out by lettin em help you.

[@Johnnyccino]

the first time Conor appeared in the channel, I ended up dreaming that he invaded my minecraft house, it was cool!

[@frithal2029]

Your giving marno ideas lol

[@jillstephenson]

You don't happen to be missing some very nice and expensive necklaces, do you?

[@servantofgod9679]

So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.

[@desmodeus2866]

@@servantofgod9679 bababooey

[@floor.smorenburg]

@@servantofgod9679 Good thing i don't believe in an afterlife OR the existence of a god, seems like it's a complicated thing to have to play by all those rules

[@responsibleregalia]

“I like to express myself through illustration” - i died, so unexpectedly sweet!

[@GroggyChump]

As I saw this comment he said that like 2 seconds b4

[@z.m7893]

Can we discuss how nice Marno’s nails are? I just noticed and they’re so clean and well taken care of? Now I want a chaotic nail salon roleplay 😔🤚

[@freshteeth5805]

thats new

[@vxryx0069]

I always think that he's a well groomed guy.

[@fallen_Apollyon]

Conor is very sweet and comforting and I think I was in need of sweetness and comfort because I randomly started to cry

[@jackieread7712]

I would trust Conor with my drink at a party

[@regannoha4652]

Absolutely without a doubt

[@leifhim]

no doubt in my mind mate, he probably knows how to fix me up if i do get poisoned. bein a doctor’s assistant and all

[@guerillaguy7061]

I would trust him with my life

[@firstaid223]

Connor would steal your things to give them back as gifts while you're 3 months into the relationship

[@Tetnisneedle.33]

he'd drink it, not roofie it

[@ODD_SAXAH]

I feel like it would be funny if he made a part 2 but it want good things it was like his neighbors vacuum and things like that

[@ODD_SAXAH]

Yooo he liked my comment that’s crazy

[@baxbell6414]

I need this

[@EmilyTotallynotbees]

“Here’s a ton of ketchup packets I took from a chick fil a. I don’t even eat there I just grabbed the ketchups”

[@jessalynkrenicki1431]

@@EmilyTotallynotbees he better cite you in the video because that sounds exactly like something he’d say

[@anash5001]

@@EmilyTotallynotbees I totally read this in his voice lol

[@noexoma]

Kinda sad you didn't say "My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don't know no body" with the grill on :(

[@nickdotjpg]

theres always the next connor vid, so dont give up on that idea yet lol

[@zachw28]

"I no longer own any bibles" This implies that he used to own multiple bibles This man continues to be a many layered mystery

[@dugget8990]

I like to think he got it as a gift and was too polite to get rid of something he didn’t use until he was legitimately threatened by it. Or he was Christian, but that doesn’t strike me as the case. Something about him thinking he could be a vampire convinces me otherwise

[@germanrodriguez1842]

pretty clearly the thought that he could be a Vampire changed his outlook on life and made him leave his job as a door to door bible salesman

[@justintime112]

@@germanrodriguez1842 he gave people pamphlets for years and when he got bit and turned by a vampire and realized that thats HELLA annoying he started sneaking into peoples homes to get the pamphlets back but he realized people thru that shit away immediately so he just starting taking their stuff

[@germanrodriguez1842]

@@justintime112 coming to theatres near you this summer: Burglaratu, Witness repentance

[@justintime112]

@@germanrodriguez1842 i need it and i need it now. also that's an awesome movie title wtf

[@kaxidoscope]

I feel like Conor is the voice inside of Chris’s head

[@MarnoASMR]

One of em!

[@clown8931]

@@MarnoASMR how many do you have?

[@joebiden1766]

infinite, they just keep being made.

[@rand0mguy642]

@@joebiden1766 thanks joe

[@justagoreinabox4434]

@@rand0mguy642 Who's joe?

[@sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711]

Conor is so sweet!! He’s my favorite character for sure. I’m glad to see he’s doin alright, even if he thought he was a vampire last week

[@_Quag_]

I literally just looked up the old video with Conor only to be greeted with a brand new one. Godspeed Marno.

[@unclekaggy994]

Obito.

[@freshteeth5805]

@Ariana Storms *ah a fellow naruto fan i see*

[@simsonchin]

"godspeed marno" reminds me of the shopkeeper outside the brotherhood in ac unity

[@hunterposh2987]

​@@simsonchin godspeed Arno

[@comradetia1590]

The only crime Conor did was steal my heart

[@noekieasmr4200]

Aaahw love that haha

[@cryodoctor8857]

Don't forget stealing the neck pain.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@cryodoctor8857 It's not stealing if the other person doesn't want or need it

[@AraiKay]

That, and stealing all those items. But yes, that :)

[@Chefturtle07]

Conor is very clearly a reincarnated late 1930s mobster with a heart of gold. You know what they say “You can wack the mobster, but you can’t take the Chicagoan accent out of his reincarnated ghost” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@someone_246]

look at the pic in the back at 15:27

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Mob boss: "Conor. I need you to...'take care' of Paulie" Conor: "No worries, boss" Also Conor: cures Paulie's chronic back pain and helps him get a new job

[@phoenixfeather8511]

I might actually genuinely cry from complete, untapped joy. Conor is literally the best I love this so much I'm so excited for more content with him! Edit: I feel so safe. I'm so happy. I want hugs and more positive affirmations from Conor.

[@demosdaft8137]

There's something about Marno's sweet but chaotic personality that just makes him the best ASMR content creator to me. Just about every video is a new top tier. Just gotta let him know how much he's appreciated. Have a good sleep/relaxation everybody!

[@tradingfriends]

"You wanna hear more about how I thought I was a vampire?" I've never wanted anything more, my dude.

[@croissant7205]

I’m certain Connor would never forget to give the homies blankets

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Nah bro, Conor would make sure every homie had a four poster bed

[@Una_Ridlow]

please tell me Conor takes care of himself with the same enthusiasm that he takes care of us ;o; He deserves so many good things and I love him very much, wholesome boy to the max

[@exotickiwi3737]

Plot twist: Maron spent a million dollars just to make this video 😂😂

[@ruffsmith3218]

its a tax write off hes good

[@floor.smorenburg]

Plot twist: he ACTUALLY stole all of this stuff for the video

[@tybandz420]

More like $250,000

[@tkmikki]

I wonder if Conner has ever thought about going into "massajch" therapy. He seems like he would be really good at it.

[@InfintyNotDying]

Yo, I think I've got the same blanket! Also, this is my first time being this early to a vid! I'm super excited, and ready for some good sleep! Love the content to peices, you're one of the few ASMRists who actually manage to make me both sleepy, and happy! Thanks for the awesome content!

[@someone_246]

same!

[@damoncapn3907]

I can’t help but picture Marv from HomeAlone when hearing Conor

[@FernandoMartinez-23]

BROOOOOOOO!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WANTING A CONOR VID FOR SOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!! WOULD JUS LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE - MARNOGEMENT.

[@riyanasoni3284]

I feel like Marnos hair is gonna be longer then Erins soon

[@devyn5919]

nobody can stop the flow

[@1996Pinocchio]

I'm waiting for him to shave it off completely

[@robdogofficial]

omg i bet they use the same conditioner 🥺🥺

[@arsoncole7238]

@@1996Pinocchio sounds like ephemeral rift lol

[@GroggyChump]

Funny thing is that mines longer I’m 14 my hair is super thick and pretty long it goes below the top of my spine by quite a bit

[@NCSnostalgia]

Imagine walking into your kid’s room and seeing this video of a man with a mask & gold hat on, whispering about the stuff he just stole...

[@it053]

Id come and watch too

[@kirinmacneil7173]

Is this ya mahm? Hi there, ya kid was just healpin’ me wit my businest. He’s a very helpful young boy.

[@FransHattingh]

His accent as Conor is just makes him so friggin' endearing to me. I love the way he says "massage".

[@brokenheartedmedia3865]

For some reason, being sleepy makes me more prone to puns, and as I was pondering this presentation it occurred to me... “is this calm-edy?” 😅😂

[@grace3112]

Conor has a true heart of gold because he stole it from someone (probably)

[@Sophie-kf1qo]

i was just thinking about how i couldn’t sleep. how convenient

[@haydenwhite437]

Same

[@jon11383]

You stole the words from me!!!!

[@aubreystewart9375]

Me

[@Em.n.Em.]

Connor conveys the same kind of warm and comforting feeling as when the old lady at the cafeteria calls u Baby Chil' and gives you an extra cookie

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Or when the waitress at the diner calls you hon'

[@ross_underconstruction]

Saw a pic of Conor on your Instagram, didn't realize this legend was back and in his own vid... Def my favorite of your persona's... Thanks for the awesome nights of sleep and the Massach

[@paigesullivan2346]

I just realized the PMA on the hand. Ah yes Positive Mental Attitude. Which he gives off a lot of positive feelings. Love this so much such a lovable character.

[@Maggot_Pie]

I felt when he was eating an orange under the covers-

[@blythe-runicgram]

This is one of my favorite ASMR videos of all time! Something specifically about appraising the value of the items in the haul triggers my ASMR perfectly

[@deborahmontgomery7881]

This character is great! I have to admit I judged by the appearance and didn’t expect much. But he has a quirky personality and I’m here for it. Great character development. I love him

[@calstri]

3:23 the perfect focus timing

[@elistired9117]

i havent even really started the video but i have to say: I love conor SO. DAMN. MUCH. fav character, 10/10.

[@ASMR_Orangely]

*CAN WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT WE DON’T EVEN NEED TO PAY TO ENJOY MARNO’S AMAZING VIDEOS AND WE JUST CLICK ON THEM ALL FOR FREE? THANK YOU MARNO!* *HE REALLY ENCOURAGES ME TO BE A GOOD ASMRTIST LIKE HIM, BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!* 💪🏼

[@viporal7898]

NICE ADVERTISEMENT

[@ASMR_Orangely]

@@viporal7898 thank u my friend. 🤗☺️

[@viporal7898]

@@ASMR_Orangely NO PROBLEM, DUDE

[@Quasar0406]

blatant advertisement, cop this dislike and report.

[@loopinberri]

i see nothing wrong with Conor, he's a completely lawful and law-abiding citizen.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

He only wears the mask because he's cold

[@_localmisfit_3173]

this is perfect timing! I've been watching the last one on loop all week

[@millermiller3439]

I'll trust this asmrtist on April 1st.

[@Lil_yardstick]

I’m so glad he brought back Conor! Criminal King 👑

[@lukehart7624]

The video was Marno’s excuse to simply flex on all of us and I’m not complaining

[@mushroomabbs]

i hadn’t gotten tingles in at least a year. conor’s massage brought tingles all the way down my spine. thank you, marno!

[@p0ltergeists]

The part with the crystal on my face was really nice. Love this character so much. Great video.

[@lazymandiass7413]

I'm so sleepy I don't even need this video BUT I WANT IT AND I'M GONNA HAVE IT ANYWAY

[@shannonl5692]

The fact that I wanna sleep so bad but I also want to listen to conor’s stories is killing me

[@SerpentSays]

Conor is my favorite character out of all that I've seen from various ASMR creators. I love his accent and general way of speaking!

[@anonymouse9922]

I like to imagine everything is 100% real and he spent millions on an asmr roleplay

[@usuallyinflannel]

Never thought "Massage by Dude in a Ski Mask ASMR" would work, but there you go.

[@scottdavis2352]

It's 5:50 in the morning for me and I needed this badly 👍🏻👍🏻

[@zoltire6478]

Can we get a Conner series? 😂 He's so chill I've watched this video 20 times already 🤣

[@anash5001]

I had an idea since I find makeup roleplays super relaxing, what if Conor robbed a beauty guru's house and decided to try out some of the goods? Or like an Instagram influencer's house or something like that

[@EmilyTotallynotbees]

People: white people have no culture Conner: one time I ate some raw garlic and it was so spicy I thought I was a vampire so I pushed my mattress against the window to block out the sun

[@xlbpb93]

I've watched this every night for about a week now.. just so much tingles- I love your semi-inaudible whispers.. and I love Connor!

[@darrel5163]

Let's gooooo Conors back!! Love this guy. One of my favorites characters. Besides Gabe obviously. Day 16 of asking Marno to do a video where he whispers iconic memes to us.

[@leifhim]

havent even gotten past the sponsor yet and im already almost asleep, amazing work as always mate

[@RainFeatherYT]

"You ever play pokemon stadium?" I'm now reminded of how old I am

[@porgington8971]

We need more of this guy

[@dangitdoodles]

“I like to express myself with illustrations” just makes me think of my Conor doodle I shared on Twitter!

[@Cbuck-in8um]

What’s ur @ I need to see this

[@dangitdoodles]

@@Cbuck-in8um it's homeworkhurts, it's the pinned tweet

[@Metalicana-iu8nb]

omg i was rewatching connor video way too much. love this guy!

[@sapphiceevee]

YESSSSS MORE CONOR VIDEOS WE LOVE TO SEE IT WE STAN CONOR IN THIS HOUSE

[@goodbye3771]

i really like this particular series, i keep replaying the other one for nights (personal attention and positive affirmations). i'm so glad u decided to do another.

[@gillybot9]

Conor is so cool, the one video where he cleans you up is my favorite asmr video of all time. Thank you conor for everything

[@apollo8017]

I was expecting Conor to run a diamond tester around the items and then say "ICE!".

[@markusvanrensburg5392]

I love this character 👏🏻👏🏻 .. I would really like to see more role plays from Conor ✌🏻 .. probably watched this video like 10 times!! Keep up the good work dude 🤘🏻

[@catfoodzplz]

Oh my god, this makes me so happy! This character / the other video like this was the first video I ever watched on your channel and will always be my favourite. The man may steal stuff, but he gives me great joy.

[@sunnyy4997]

I really needed this tonight, the timing is perfect:) thanks Marno

[@sxerosie]

Only Marno would create this type of role play lmao

[@justinbowie2865]

Only Marno Could create this type of role play

[@theprodeg]

more roleplays like this please. legit the only roleplays i like

[@tavvy4426]

mad props to marno for wearing a ski mask for these videos because i know they’re uncomfy as hell

[@nologin5375]

@@FaulkieB he went skiing

[@tavvy4426]

@@FaulkieB i wear ski masks for funzies sometimes (also so i don’t get windburn)

[@chaos17945]

I like the way “Conor” speaks in the first vid you have of him. Love this character, but I think his first vid will always be my favorite. Did I still watch this on a loop? Yep. Thanks as always for just being you, Marno

[@sasorithesergal3191]

ASMR is literally the best way to do an ad because I'll always listen to them to just hear whispering. ❤

[@jax9771]

11:09 “My main goal is to blow up AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY”

[@allynunyo]

Lol omg "srry for the mess, I got a little paranoid last week" that was gold

[@UnityAshie]

I just realised I was all relaxed until he said “about 40 diamonds”, on the gold money sign hat, so I paused and counted and regretted my decision when I counted 40.. I should’ve trusted Conor 😂

[@lukedavis1965]

Hey marno, just wanna say Conor is your best character and one of my favorites. Not that I dont love regular marno but Conor is funny and his voice is relaxing. Please do more with him ❤

[@camillionnaire]

like, one minute im laughing, and then it’s morning

[@emmabarton8372]

I don’t even have words to describe how much I love Conor

[@kevinjames3962]

PLEASEE POST MORE OF CONNOR I LOVE HIM!!!! Literally the best tingles from him no cap. Its the accent for me 😍😂

[@glacierave]

Wait, no, because I love this character.

[@CodaCode]

i cannot possibly explain how much i love conor

[@sleepyperson2687]

I have been wanting this video for so long. I am so happy

[@lemonqueen7824]

connor is a wonderful example of chaotic good

[@gizemerkan90]

Side note: I’m so glad that Marno has almost 500K subscribers! It was about time

[@sunflowr1651]

I need a video with Gabe and Conor they are the good vibes guys

[@acecoulter252]

I check for a post every night super hyped rn cant wait to sleep Thank you Mr. Marno