"You're strong, you're strong... You're like a camel." Me: *Nodding through tears* "I am strong. I am a camel." 😭
@linksucksatgaming5 жыл бұрын
Let the camel water flow through you
@mcdaviddeservesbetter85 жыл бұрын
You’re doing great. Just breathe.
@Silkie_Dragon5 жыл бұрын
you're my marble
@korpacast82525 жыл бұрын
This coment made my day
@godabuse5 жыл бұрын
I am camel
@potatojuice57825 жыл бұрын
This feels like he got told to “take care of you” and he misunderstood and actually takes care of you instead of killing you.
@missmay1935 жыл бұрын
A random Dutch Girl 😂😂😂
@captaincaptains90635 жыл бұрын
Partner in crime tho
@kenkenthekitty87845 жыл бұрын
Yup
@laurahigson81925 жыл бұрын
He also seems like he reads self-help books and listens to podcasts about emotional health while he sits with the getaway car.
@MinecraftVideoHunter5 жыл бұрын
Had niet verwacht andere Nederlanders hier tegen te komen
@ian88795 жыл бұрын
Boss: "take care of the hostage" Marno: "ok boss" Marno....
@NovaRosewood5 жыл бұрын
He was told to "take care if them" but he misunderstood
@NovaRosewood5 жыл бұрын
Of*
@Deathray50055 жыл бұрын
hey man marno is doing a great job
@knight88254 жыл бұрын
Giorno Giovanna I didn’t know you listened to ASMR
@hakimdz52514 жыл бұрын
lvl 100 mafia boss be like
@Light-fi1mj5 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about being called a camel and a marble but I’m most endeared by being called “you peanut m&m you” or “butterfly wings”!
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
Mia P. M&M is for you! Because you’re so sweet! Butterfly wings are also for you, they symbol that you are beautiful! I guess a painting too, because everybody admires you. :D Don’t forget that people will give you respect too. :P
@Light-fi1mj4 жыл бұрын
@@beanie640 I don't know what to say, but oh my gosh thats legitimately the nicest thing ever said to thank you so much!
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
Mia P. I have always been taught to say the truth, so there it is. :D
@BioXenoArrow4 жыл бұрын
@Skull_manz If only people were regularly this nice in the outside world.
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
NemesisRX Eh, some people gotta be nice. The worlds just full of poison at this point. You’re either nice, or just plain mean. That’s what I’ve noticed from the public, before the pandemic of course...
@nooneever36825 жыл бұрын
I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.
@user-le1rl5uz3v5 жыл бұрын
Is this even him?? Or like a friend who wanted to try anonymously? Haha
@BRICKclickASMR5 жыл бұрын
This comment wins 😆
@witchybrew135 жыл бұрын
Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂
@veronicasawyer75555 жыл бұрын
M you can tell it’s definitely him because of the tattoos on his wrist and arm
@DrusinianX5 жыл бұрын
Veronica Sawyer or the small blonde fuzz on his lower lip
@JoseSanchez-cc4wn5 жыл бұрын
I’m less than a minute in and I don’t know wether to be comforted or creeped out Edit: comforted. Mugger man is a sweetie
@weezermilk22005 жыл бұрын
A real good fella besides the mugging and stuff
@theawkwardturtle16415 жыл бұрын
My thought process exactly
@xinhh30935 жыл бұрын
love mugger man
@giraffe_hd97735 жыл бұрын
Good people do dumb things
@bayo20015 жыл бұрын
You sound pretty sus
@nobodyyyyyyyyokay5 жыл бұрын
marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.
@km168065 жыл бұрын
NESS I completely agree I love this soooo much
@kmac2915 жыл бұрын
Gabe:t h e r e c a n o n l y b e o n e
@jeremiahfilipo83484 жыл бұрын
@@kmac291 plot twist it's actually Gabe.
@stealthpanther4 жыл бұрын
Methinks this is a side gig for Gabe 😆
@lindsaym.82674 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@theTastiestNacho5 жыл бұрын
"You are a rock" 🙂 "You are my rock" 😄 "You are my marble" 😁 "You can sell a marble for a lot of money" ☹ "Can't sell you for all the dough in the world" 😀
@Galactic_Nyx4 жыл бұрын
Accurate movement of emotion
@irishpotato55994 жыл бұрын
69 nice
@jesukrit92834 жыл бұрын
@@irishpotato5599 shut
@theathiestpriest4 жыл бұрын
@@irishpotato5599 Up
@daklol66564 жыл бұрын
@@irishpotato5599 you
@lodo38955 жыл бұрын
Me: watching the video Mom: comes in..."what are you doing?" Me: ............"I'm a camel"
@agustinostiglia28424 жыл бұрын
Very resilient
@jesselowry4294 жыл бұрын
Please don’t attempt to drink 30 gallons of anything in 13 minutes.
@namesurname98214 жыл бұрын
I'm Stonehenge
@ashenone26304 жыл бұрын
You're marble
@wolfsongrising4 жыл бұрын
I'm a peanut m&m.
@ValerieMott5 жыл бұрын
Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient. You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it. Let's get it broski.
@sadkeo_5 жыл бұрын
This gamer damn got this bread
@akihito82475 жыл бұрын
Tony The Giraffe not just this bread, *all* the bread
@PostMortemAnimations5 жыл бұрын
Akihito Tsukushi is God got the whole loaf
@ultruh14563 жыл бұрын
777 likes.. im feelin lucky
@vervidseeker_2 жыл бұрын
@@PostMortemAnimations nah, they got the whole bakery
@whatismyname61625 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: Me trying to flirt: YoU’Re LiKE A CaMeL, VeRY ReSiLiEnT
@juanesparza51055 жыл бұрын
I got to this comment as soon as he said it and the universe could not have been more aligned
@cattabyss5 жыл бұрын
or BED BUGS
@vielleikar115 жыл бұрын
@@juanesparza5105 omg same
@Boreas-5 жыл бұрын
YOUR NAME IS SIP SIP PONY
@trinityhazelll5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@th3tawaves5 жыл бұрын
Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME
@colleenh58295 жыл бұрын
wretched euphoria YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
@kendra_t5 жыл бұрын
Dr T Asmr does a lot of Italian mob guy asmr
@rrrRRR222375 жыл бұрын
I was like 666 and I loved the video
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
8:09 8:09 8:09
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
8:14
@Spookish_5 жыл бұрын
I imagine that he found that ski mask and his first thought was “I can do a role play where I’m a criminal”
@MARTINSDOG5 жыл бұрын
I mean it that was probably following the original thought: “ hey look, a ski mask! “
@harrowingseer4 жыл бұрын
@Busto I own some balaclavas, but they're like a mid-evil and have a mask that I can pull up. He's using a stretchy black beanie. Since the middle part of the ski mask is a bit torn. So I suspect he had cut it or it's just falling apart.
@thomaswatkins14734 жыл бұрын
@Busto they're the same thing?
@vurxell22664 жыл бұрын
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@soph65394 жыл бұрын
I was your 666th like 😈
@nyssarc1464 жыл бұрын
Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™
@Leyapay2 жыл бұрын
Yes i agree! He somehow gives off the perfect safe, friendly vibes
@aurisb3800 Жыл бұрын
Yea RaffyTaphy has a similar vibe
@SylntSyco Жыл бұрын
I've been a steady follower and concerned of Marno's productions for years, and I am a repeat visitor to all of these videos. This is easily my seventh or eighth time on this video, and just glanced through the comments to discover this gem. You are so, so accurate with your description, and it is seriously part of his unique charm and part of what has made me almost religiously follow this man since the beginning.
@kaylawade15037 ай бұрын
Yes! I almost instantly click away from most other male artists cause they make me uncomfortable and their content usually carries the threat of sexuality and I’m waiting for their true motive to reveal itself. Marno’s videos just feel human, friendly. And he also really gets how to do asmr content.
@Shm0og5 жыл бұрын
"You're like a rock. You're my rock" *Everybody liked that*
@Judas-js2ng5 жыл бұрын
it's not just a rock..😔🥵🥺..its a boulder
@rainycube67974 жыл бұрын
Rahda rahda. Get the reference?
@justincarroll85134 жыл бұрын
You personificated stone henge
@robiniguess82304 жыл бұрын
The Cube not funny if you gotta ask
@PIanetal4 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@morganicginger5 жыл бұрын
“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe. Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe. Edit 3: …… damn, 2024. Still the vibe.
@nyuya37135 жыл бұрын
VIBE CHECK
@feraltrafficcone44835 жыл бұрын
Baseball bat of depression doin’ it’s weekly vibe check
@chloegee91755 жыл бұрын
Glenn and Abraham probs think the same (twd fans where u @)
@0ffdaWok5 жыл бұрын
Vibe check is Vaccination 2
@myshoesarenowfullofwater5 жыл бұрын
I love a good baseball bat to the face
@user-vb2go3bd2t5 жыл бұрын
This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it. If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is
@honestlyitwassobigiwantedt40465 жыл бұрын
U t e n s i l s
@bathcurtains57665 жыл бұрын
I am feeling a whole new level of chaotic neutral vibes right now
@handfulmousefly5 жыл бұрын
Anybody who admires camels and bedbugs is definitely chaotic
@BigJudas415 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect analogy of chaotic nuestras and actually helped me understand the concept better.
@girlbosswesker5 жыл бұрын
Nah. This is more chaotic good. He's doing a bad thing but with good intent lol.
@ghoulstreet5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize how bright and sparkly Marno’s eyes were, until I saw them behind a ski mask
@anonymous-ld6mp5 жыл бұрын
I would like this but I cant cuz 69
@lulumidget5 жыл бұрын
Ski masks suit him
@Gabbsie9045 жыл бұрын
me during my next breakdown: "you're Stonehenge personified, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge"
@graysonhuckaby37524 жыл бұрын
c'mon i can do this *I AM A ROCK*
@rubes2214 жыл бұрын
_"I'M A VALUABLE MARBLE!"_
@Speed0014 жыл бұрын
@@rubes221 That's the best one
@xnimoeee84103 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge???
@IronDragon13373 жыл бұрын
@@xnimoeee8410 some very bored Neanderthals
@mickeymorganmusic5 жыл бұрын
shoulda been titled “positive affirmations from a canadian robber”
@risrange095 жыл бұрын
oh yeah no you betchah boss, i'll take care of him real good eh.
@sadgirl-hh3kv5 жыл бұрын
Jaiyde as a pure canadian myself, i can confirm this
@puppymcpupsters4 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHA
@ravin67714 жыл бұрын
@@puppymcpupsters jeez, you ok? Want me to patch you up tough guy?
@elizabethCorkins834 жыл бұрын
Bwahaha.... I had to click it lmao... I didn't know wtf this was omg...
@chreent48075 жыл бұрын
Y’all thinking he’s our captor when we’re really his accomplice
@potatomacchiato85035 жыл бұрын
didnt expect the ending too 😂
@blemi83005 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know
@MunchkinJax5 жыл бұрын
That bat hit us harder than we thought
@lorin46175 жыл бұрын
“You’ve got them nerves of steel” jokes on you... I canceled a very important doctors appointment today because I was nervous
@hannaht71005 жыл бұрын
Did you ever go?
@lorin46175 жыл бұрын
Hannah T yeah I did eventually, a few weeks later 😂
@hannaht71005 жыл бұрын
@@lorin4617 eventually is better than never!
@HumanoidChia4 жыл бұрын
NERVous 😏😏
@memememr464 жыл бұрын
@@HumanoidChia what
@lozzaj59815 жыл бұрын
This... This is... *THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR*
@dancedoctor10325 жыл бұрын
Oh honey
@boyelmer64935 жыл бұрын
hooonnneyyyy
@lisaaa43755 жыл бұрын
Oh ho-neyyy
@chloeeismeier5 жыл бұрын
“You don’t gotta look tough for me, you personified Stonehenge....but we all crumble sometimes.” - Marno If marno isn’t a dad idk who is
@antichrist44493 жыл бұрын
くくそくらえそくwee €2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, wwerewえくそくeらえ
@_nya_36643 жыл бұрын
@@antichrist4449 No need to get political here
@DoorN4x3 жыл бұрын
@@_nya_3664 wh-
@sweatyskeleton73903 жыл бұрын
@@_nya_3664 Ok I'm gonna translate for fun here User Andichrist says: Damn shit wee € 2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, weerew shit e One for one translation here, Im not great at localizing tongues
@_nya_36643 жыл бұрын
@@sweatyskeleton7390 thank you, I forgot that I've said that, but I am very glad to know now
@isushimoon7995 жыл бұрын
This is like the dumb, “why are you even a bad guy?” villian sidekick in almost every kids movie
@Undeadagain5 жыл бұрын
QuickyyQ So Kronk?
@brandonmendoza44935 жыл бұрын
So Marv in Home Alone?
@Icarus25255 жыл бұрын
So me with my friend?
@rageboi21665 жыл бұрын
So anxiety?
@hammedburger37124 жыл бұрын
So something original?
@youritake86185 жыл бұрын
Boomers: u gotta watch out on the streets these days u never know who’s a criminal Actual criminals:
@kademiller5 жыл бұрын
this shit hit different, this one was definitely a good idea dude
@underscore29855 жыл бұрын
So did the baseball bat apparently
@buttercuppyow5 жыл бұрын
UnderScore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesuschristonabike88785 жыл бұрын
buttercup - calm yourself
@buttercuppyow5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ on a bike! - i have not stopped laughing for 3 days straight
@cyrusmarkham42325 жыл бұрын
Marno: "Couldn't sell you for all the dough in the world though." Me: :))
@Sophiave5 жыл бұрын
Mob boss: " *take care* of it" Marno: "say no more"
@Maymay-c5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stealthpanther4 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's Gabe 😆
@bunbunbuns51744 жыл бұрын
I read that as Mob Ross and honestly this is what the video feels like. If Bob Ross was a mob boss
@Sophiave4 жыл бұрын
@@bunbunbuns5174 I re-read my own comment as Mob Ross just now.
@DD_F5 жыл бұрын
When the guy who wanted to rob your house sees that you're too stressed.
@thomaswatkins14734 жыл бұрын
Hey just cause I want money doesn't mean I want people to be upset :(
@GeoGamerArtistVlogger4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of stories where robbers break in and they actually give stuff to the victims cuz the robbers are like "holy shit you are BROKE and you need help so I shall help you" like that one meme with the big bulky mom in all the war armor and she's looking at the drawing her son did.
@imsleepy79015 жыл бұрын
me: * opens vid * me as soon as it starts: ayo tf is this
@tsuthreetimes5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@gupo98315 жыл бұрын
So true
@captaincaptains90635 жыл бұрын
Marno? I thought he was Rob Bank
@parker254895 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize an ASMR video could give me Stockholm syndrome
@barbarasomogyi11275 жыл бұрын
Ah you were faster, i wanted to say that xd
@memesmcgee41185 жыл бұрын
but... "we're" the partner in crime...
@Noonhigher5 жыл бұрын
How does being taken care of by your partner in crime give you Stockholm syndrome
@megashima5 жыл бұрын
You may have misunderstood this roleplay lol. This isnt kidnapping
@ErickSilva-xl8mn5 жыл бұрын
Que horror
@xsiriuslupinx5 жыл бұрын
I cannot express how much I truly love this. The accent, the plot, the triggers...it's perfect!
@kylegames75284 жыл бұрын
Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability Marno: you got it boss *marno comes back an hour later* Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath
@Little_Pippit4 жыл бұрын
*That bath soap better be bubblegum-*
@vurxell22664 жыл бұрын
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@abbadon29294 жыл бұрын
@@vurxell2266 checkmate atheists, if god isn’t real then who’s brain do I keep in my favorite jar
@squishy87583 жыл бұрын
@@vurxell2266 lol yes daddy. What else do I need to do with my mouth?? I'm a bad girl for I have sinned.
@dugget89903 жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine the store clerk watching him buy a bag, a knife, a mask And other things you might use for a robbery or assault and wondering if they should just report him now
@マイケル-x3j3 жыл бұрын
1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️
@wolfsongrising2 жыл бұрын
Honestly same, such a bizarre idea for a video but something about this vid just really helps me relax and breathe again no matter how bad the day's been. Good ol' Conor is just....I'd trust him with my life, if not my wallet.
@pelican11395 жыл бұрын
Did this man just stitch my wound with f l o s s
@handfulmousefly5 жыл бұрын
Minty
@Tigergiri5 жыл бұрын
The floss flavor.....fucking mint
@esorb13345 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that he asked for the floss back when we finished with it.
@spicychetoes81835 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a soul: Marno with a fanny pack: *you can put apples in here*
@callumrobertson48115 жыл бұрын
Spicy Chetoes i read this as it happened tf
@redriot1425 жыл бұрын
Callum Robertson or utensils
@shego11425 жыл бұрын
Apples taste like taking off your pants...
@squidwardtentacles38155 жыл бұрын
@@shego1142 What... What does this mean?
@Allegroport5 жыл бұрын
@@squidwardtentacles3815 it's a reference to another one of his videos
@danny04725 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking in and seeing a man wearing a ski mask talking to a microphone while brushing a camera
@jasperw.79304 жыл бұрын
I mean this comment implys you dont know him, what are you doing in his house?
@danny04724 жыл бұрын
@@jasperw.7930 he could be in my house?
@jasperw.79304 жыл бұрын
Ah yes let me just break into this man's house and film a video
@danny04724 жыл бұрын
@@jasperw.7930 I mean who knows? XD
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
Jasper W. He has to upload somehow.
@G-vu9hq5 жыл бұрын
How he edited the cuts has great comedic timing
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
9:18 9:18 9:18
@burritotorpedo77725 жыл бұрын
“You ever seen Baby Driver? Nobody can replicate that” Me: internal fangirl screaming
@gabrielasalgado8155 жыл бұрын
Burrito Torpedo A g r e e
@GeoGamerArtistVlogger4 жыл бұрын
THAT MOVIE SLAPS THO
@seanma55455 жыл бұрын
“Or uh y’know....utensils” 3:45 That had me dying
@jace20305 жыл бұрын
“You’re like a rock” Ten seconds later: that ugly rock
@TheDude420.695 жыл бұрын
Jacey boi nah you’re like rocky (from spongebob)
@megashima5 жыл бұрын
But he says you're a marble 5 seconds later
@banksystudios91835 жыл бұрын
This needs a sequel I wanna know where this goes
@Amyleinen5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Sequel!
@itswingus5 жыл бұрын
Banksy Studios I read “ this needa a squirrel”
@caramelpudding28055 жыл бұрын
SAME bro same
@noodle0_05 жыл бұрын
Marno sounds like his parents are from Italy but he was raised in Massachusetts
@Splucked4 жыл бұрын
Raised in MA. Family from Sicily. We're rhotic. Marno sounds great but like a Canadian, not a Masshole. The Rs are the giveaway. :D
@noodle0_04 жыл бұрын
Spluck It I know for a fact he doesn’t sound Canadian my friends mom is from Canada and I spent a lot of time with them I think it’s less mass but more New York now that I think about it
@dugget89904 жыл бұрын
I have never been there or seen how you spell it, but the moment I read it it translated immediately
@fox_soul82784 жыл бұрын
I'm from Iowa and like 90% I forget Massachusetts exists 😂
@invictus61764 жыл бұрын
Fox_ Soul Lol Forgot Iowa was a place So many forgettable states here
@PhoenixInLove5 жыл бұрын
This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
8:19
@salemunderfire5 жыл бұрын
Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent
@shyviolets5 жыл бұрын
Lol, it's like mid-west with some new York thrown in 😂
@prestoooooooo5 жыл бұрын
when a criminal supports you more than your friends 🤣
@twilightstarize5 жыл бұрын
Lol! Y'all are on point with these comments tonight. 😂😍
@TheDude420.695 жыл бұрын
That’s drug dealers my guy they are nice dudes
@EgalitarianWoman5 жыл бұрын
Mugger Marno: You can put apples in here... *Gabe randomly appears with arms full of grapefruits instead*
@sparlingwilson62205 жыл бұрын
I can only press the like button and it counts only once or you’d have a ton of likes
@pg3dclipsskits7745 жыл бұрын
I want to like the comment, but it has 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that.
@elysian4045 жыл бұрын
oops ruined the 69 likes
@alildaisy21805 жыл бұрын
Not just any grapefruit- soggy, human flesh-looking, messy grapefruit...... In a BAG.
@TheVoidOfRyan5 жыл бұрын
Grapefruits smell like you're not supposed to eat them
@haileywoods125 жыл бұрын
When people meet me “It’s a little ugly... idk how I feel about it”
@thomaswatkins14735 жыл бұрын
"I like it" :)
@beanie6405 жыл бұрын
“There’s nobody else like you.” :D
@isolated52724 жыл бұрын
I literally started reading the quote as soon as that part of the video came up.
@haileywoods124 жыл бұрын
LW Gaming that’s cool lol L
@barbarasomogyi11274 жыл бұрын
The same goddamn thing came to my mind Hailey 😳
@dalekslayer7775 жыл бұрын
“They can drink up to 30 gallons in 13 minutes.... any other animal that would try that would croak.” Me laughing while thinking “especially frogs 😂”
@Cyber_Striker5 жыл бұрын
Hearing that actually makes me think of the story of Tiddalik, the frog that drank all the water
@deadnotsleeping5 жыл бұрын
i started the video and was instantly confused
@CheesecakeTank5 жыл бұрын
Same xD I almost thought I subbed to the wrong person xD
@valaya.35 жыл бұрын
I was confused before I even started the video
@mustardlord69285 жыл бұрын
You're just a tired idiot
@bentcopper50545 жыл бұрын
Me - Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle * Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18
@Gashdal5 жыл бұрын
nah the viewer is supposed to be his coconspirator.
@bentcopper50545 жыл бұрын
@@Gashdal I wasn't too sure I'll change it :-)
@jace20305 жыл бұрын
Him: “Or um, you know, utensils.” Me: Yeah i like forks too.
@MadBrax5 жыл бұрын
Let me just stab my food with this kni- I mean fork! Mmmm.... Why are you staring at- oh I cut my mouth open.
@ferretpate29485 жыл бұрын
Jacey boi the switchblade scared me 😳😂
@mwlx235 жыл бұрын
Nah sporks are where it's at 🥵
@bekkic.94605 жыл бұрын
Ya i like forks to-
@PurplePandaK5 жыл бұрын
Me: supposed to be falling asleep Also me: literally laughing out loud at the glasses and ski mask combo 😂
@crystalbernal73284 жыл бұрын
I sincerely felt that
@toadflaxflower4 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh you're too close to learning that he's actually an old kindly grandmother
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
8:44
@17cryptic175 жыл бұрын
"The movies a rom com...... a romantic. Comedy." Gives off big John Mulaney vibes and I'm living for it
@lunkiies5 жыл бұрын
“you’re like a camel, very resilient” me at almost 2AM: realizing that i’ll not sleep laughing so hard
@Bone206475 жыл бұрын
i read this as, "realizing that ill not laugh sleeping so hard
@cobyy53755 жыл бұрын
I am in the same situation
@hector1019974 жыл бұрын
idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
8:25
@emiliaeltawey45385 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I could fit in at a Tyler the Creator concert. Or at one of those cafe's where they draw a little leaf in the foam." The fact that Gabe actually owns these though, now I'm imagining him doing both. "It's a little ugly though-" LOL
@setaa25 жыл бұрын
I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED MORE OF THIS CURSED ROLEPLAY THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT I WANT NO I DONT WANT IT *I N E E D I T*
@r_i_v_e_r14074 жыл бұрын
?
@vurxell22664 жыл бұрын
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@GeoGamerArtistVlogger4 жыл бұрын
I NEED IT TOOOOOOO
@dumpsterfire32143 жыл бұрын
@@vurxell2266 confess with your mouth that people like you are why so many people hate christians. come on, say it with your chest
@Lady_Midday3 жыл бұрын
@@dumpsterfire3214 I thinking the same thing
@nick.o93035 жыл бұрын
Marno gets the floss through the needle Me: FIRST TRYYYY
@N-VAMusic4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Kyro? XD
@Bimpo_4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Novoa FIRST TROIIIIIII
@andy-moss5 жыл бұрын
Laughed after realizing "diy stitches" is now in Marno's search history Also the glasses. Iconic.
@jimhalpert695 жыл бұрын
I’ve never felt so confident in myself after being compared to a camel and bedbugs
@BRICKclickASMR5 жыл бұрын
Jim Halpert and a rock.. I mean a marble
@estherpark26665 жыл бұрын
“Mafia Boss Cleans You Up, You Little Camel”
@Bananaman747995 жыл бұрын
Feels like this is the character that conforms a kid while something tragic goes on in the background
@430hollys4 жыл бұрын
your profile picture makes it better
@memememr464 жыл бұрын
blyat
@austin50465 жыл бұрын
I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!
@focalpoint._4 жыл бұрын
Hope he does a collab with Uncle ER- I mean The Entity.
@isparkys96044 жыл бұрын
@@focalpoint._ ooooooo that’d be the coolest shit bro hell yea lol
@val84325 жыл бұрын
When I watched this video, I felt like he was robbing my stress.
@dreaming_hope87715 жыл бұрын
He’s also stealing your heart
@alildaisy21805 жыл бұрын
I mean......ur not wrong tho...
@Crabby-Abby5 жыл бұрын
"You personify Stonehenge, but we all crumble sometimes" damn
@I.do.like.pina.coladas5 жыл бұрын
Abby I really needed that one today 😔
@theanti-clique42945 жыл бұрын
I don't know about yall but this has to be my favorite ASMR video ever! The accent, the tone of voice, the calm, and THE COMEDY!!!! Man I loved the comedy. I could listen to this a hundred times over!! @Marno ASMR could we please get a part 2?? I loved this so much and it is so original. Thanks so much for the amazing content, much love.
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47
@phoenixfeather85114 жыл бұрын
Something always brings me back to this video. I haven't found anything quite like it. It makes me feel a certain warm and fuzzy and safe feeling whenever I watch it. Marno has this way of putting me at ease that I've only gotten from two other ASMRtists. His videos feel like a nice, long hug
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
9:53 9:53 9:54 9:54 9:54 9:54
@hubertnordvall58375 жыл бұрын
This style of whispering is different from how you usually whisper. I'd love for you to do this more cause it's very relaxing
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
9:03
@Orchidxx Жыл бұрын
I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!
@lindsaym.82674 жыл бұрын
Okay, listen. It's been 2 months and I've watched this video I'll bet at least 30 times not just for the personal attention but also for the wittiness and the character. This *NEEDS* a part 2.
@WanderingWhigmaleerie6 ай бұрын
But seriously- I NEED more of this please. Do you know how hard it is to find personal attention ASMR (especially from a male ASMRtist) that isn't weirdly romantic or even sexual? This is peak. Personal attention that is a bit goofy but also sweet and genuinely caring and not even the tiniest hint of creep. I love it so much. This is definitely my favorite ASMR video. I have been re-watching it for years. Thank you ❤and more pretty please!
@toyking975 жыл бұрын
I like this character of "kind and supportive friend that is also definitely a dangerous criminal"
@coolerfreezie4 жыл бұрын
Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat. Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.
@coolerfreezie4 жыл бұрын
“You can let out your emotions, you’re strong” *happy bleating*
@Buljanka85 жыл бұрын
every sentence in this vid could be a full on life quote
@JKYLEM10005 жыл бұрын
"Can you believe I actually bought this stuff?" ... "Just kidding."
@chattybookworm5 жыл бұрын
This video is a MASTERCLASS in comedic timing, delivery, and editing
@setaa25 жыл бұрын
me: marno: "you're a camel, very resilient" me: *stockholm syndrome*
@puppymcpupsters4 жыл бұрын
This accent or whatever is so relaxing may we please PLEASE see more of this guy this is so relaxing like all your other videos are so amazing and phenomenal but I find myself circling back to this one for it's uniquely tingly and relaxing capabilities
@puppymcpupsters3 жыл бұрын
Currently circling back to this
@puppymcpupsters3 жыл бұрын
And here I am currently circling back yet again
@puppymcpupsters2 жыл бұрын
Wow I seem to circle back to this quite often haha
@puppymcpupsters2 жыл бұрын
Good god here I am again
@puppymcpupsters2 жыл бұрын
Whoa Whoa Mamma Mia here I go again
@BananaQueen925 жыл бұрын
“You’re a personified stone henge... but we all crumble sometimes” 🥰
@stardustrose68635 жыл бұрын
I’ve never felt so loved . And I’m just being told that I’m like a marble. Wild
@TheDude420.695 жыл бұрын
Alt title: Marno jokes about stealing and flirts with you for like 20 minutes or so also he calls you a bedbug
@WormtheWord4 жыл бұрын
This makes me unreasonably happy. His voice and tone, as well as his speaking cadence, are really fun and comforting at the same time
@Wyattporter5 жыл бұрын
This video is an instant classic. Somehow, accents like this give me loads of ASMR. Great, great work, Marno.
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41
@cottagegoblin53035 жыл бұрын
This criminal dude feels like he could be a very good and cool anti-hero character in something. Perhaps an Edgar Wright movie.
@daskent34455 жыл бұрын
"i feel like i can fit in at a tyler the creator concert" made me howl
@soanewoodward94525 жыл бұрын
Das Kent me watching this instead of being at camp flog gnaw rn 😭😭😭 it’s just like being there
@foncess5 жыл бұрын
@@soanewoodward9452 bro same
@katiehenderson4862 Жыл бұрын
Laughter is such an important part of relaxation (at least for me). This video has it all: tingles, relaxation, laughter. Thanks Marno! ❤️
@alex0520 Жыл бұрын
19:21
@CatWasTaken23 жыл бұрын
This video has gotten to a point that is actually defining for me. I use the phrase "You don't gotta look tough for me. You're personified Stonehenge. But we all crumble sometimes" to comfort myself, my friends, my partners, it's so helpful. It just reminds me that it's alright to falter. And it all stems from this video. Thank you very much Marno
@CammieBuckeye4 жыл бұрын
Seriously going to need a sequel to this. The soft spoken and accent are on point. I've watched this video probably ten times and the hair on my head stands up with tingles every single time. One of your best videos. Would seriously love a sequel (and maybe turned into a series.....) lol
@gunnerisashotay31075 жыл бұрын
I wish youd do reaccuring characters! I love all the people you become in your videos and this guy- this guy gave me wicked tingles! Keep up the good work!
@MentalSystemsManagement4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite character, I need more of this guy.
@Idunno1545 жыл бұрын
Would love to see more from this character. We need to give this character a name as well, like Frank but Frankie to his friends
@Deathaxel19984 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite asmrs. It's not whispering but such gentle talking that's is more soothing than asmr
@vampiyahs4 жыл бұрын
7:04 that signature "alright!" is just so wholesome like ackk
@quincymaru4175 жыл бұрын
i i was like oh cool i love this sort of video then i saw the thumbnail i was like marno i love you, you always manage to surprise me this is also still nice to listen to idk what it is but the lowkey accent plus the premise is perfect
@kylemanhasset29235 жыл бұрын
When your partner in crime is clearly in love with you
@itswingus5 жыл бұрын
when he randomly had on glasses, I was like oh okay glasses, and I died laughing when he put his glasses on inside his mask 😂
@hanniballectersass4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Mugger Marno and Blackout Bruce, one does the robbin and the other takes the clobbin Edit: I am a grammar goblin
@kingofsludge72624 жыл бұрын
Grammar goblin *GRAMMAR GOBLIN*
@nightforadance4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of my favourite asmr videos ever, I’m always coming back to this one :)