ASMR Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations

[@potatojuice5782]

This feels like he got told to “take care of you” and he misunderstood and actually takes care of you instead of killing you.

[@missmay193]

A random Dutch Girl 😂😂😂

[@captaincaptains9063]

Partner in crime tho

[@kenkenthekitty8784]

Yup

[@laurahigson8192]

He also seems like he reads self-help books and listens to podcasts about emotional health while he sits with the getaway car.

[@MinecraftVideoHunter]

Had niet verwacht andere Nederlanders hier tegen te komen

[@nooneever3682]

I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.

[@user-le1rl5uz3v]

Is this even him?? Or like a friend who wanted to try anonymously? Haha

[@BRICKclickASMR]

This comment wins 😆

[@witchybrew13]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@veronicasawyer7555]

M you can tell it’s definitely him because of the tattoos on his wrist and arm

[@DrusinianX]

Veronica Sawyer or the small blonde fuzz on his lower lip

[@Shm0og]

"You're like a rock. You're my rock" *Everybody liked that*

[@Judas-js2ng]

it's not just a rock..😔🥵🥺..its a boulder

[@rainycube6797]

Rahda rahda. Get the reference?

[@justincarroll8513]

You personificated stone henge

[@robiniguess8230]

The Cube not funny if you gotta ask

[@PIanetal]

Yessir

[@Light-fi1mj]

Everyone’s talking about being called a camel and a marble but I’m most endeared by being called “you peanut m&m you” or “butterfly wings”!

[@beanie640]

Mia P. M&M is for you! Because you’re so sweet! Butterfly wings are also for you, they symbol that you are beautiful! I guess a painting too, because everybody admires you. :D Don’t forget that people will give you respect too. :P

[@Light-fi1mj]

@@beanie640 I don't know what to say, but oh my gosh thats legitimately the nicest thing ever said to thank you so much!

[@beanie640]

Mia P. I have always been taught to say the truth, so there it is. :D

[@BioXenoArrow]

@Skull_manz If only people were regularly this nice in the outside world.

[@beanie640]

NemesisRX Eh, some people gotta be nice. The worlds just full of poison at this point. You’re either nice, or just plain mean. That’s what I’ve noticed from the public, before the pandemic of course...

[@theTastiestNacho]

"You are a rock" 🙂 "You are my rock" 😄 "You are my marble" 😁 "You can sell a marble for a lot of money" ☹ "Can't sell you for all the dough in the world" 😀

[@Galactic_Nyx]

Accurate movement of emotion

[@irishpotato5599]

69 nice

[@jesukrit9283]

@@irishpotato5599 shut

[@theathiestpriest]

@@irishpotato5599 Up

[@daklol6656]

@@irishpotato5599 you

[@bellethebibliophile]

"You're strong, you're strong... You're like a camel." Me: *Nodding through tears* "I am strong. I am a camel." 😭

[@linksucksatgaming]

Let the camel water flow through you

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

You’re doing great. Just breathe.

[@Silkie_Dragon]

you're my marble

[@korpacast8252]

This coment made my day

[@godabuse]

I am camel

[@JoseSanchez-cc4wn]

I’m less than a minute in and I don’t know wether to be comforted or creeped out Edit: comforted. Mugger man is a sweetie

[@weezermilk2200]

A real good fella besides the mugging and stuff

[@theawkwardturtle1641]

My thought process exactly

[@xinhh3093]

love mugger man

[@giraffe_hd9773]

Good people do dumb things

[@bayo2001]

You sound pretty sus

[@ValerieMott]

Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient. You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it. Let's get it broski.

[@sadkeo_]

This gamer damn got this bread

[@akihito8247]

Tony The Giraffe not just this bread, *all* the bread

[@PostMortemAnimations]

Akihito Tsukushi is God got the whole loaf

[@ultruh1456]

777 likes.. im feelin lucky

[@vervidseeker_]

@@PostMortemAnimations nah, they got the whole bakery

[@ian8879]

Boss: "take care of the hostage" Marno: "ok boss" Marno....

[@NovaRosewood]

He was told to "take care if them" but he misunderstood

[@NovaRosewood]

Of*

[@Deathray5005]

hey man marno is doing a great job

[@knight8825]

Giorno Giovanna I didn’t know you listened to ASMR

[@hakimdz5251]

lvl 100 mafia boss be like

[@chloeeismeier5900]

“You don’t gotta look tough for me, you personified Stonehenge....but we all crumble sometimes.” - Marno If marno isn’t a dad idk who is

[@antichrist4449]

くくそくらえそくwee €2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, wwerewえくそくeらえ

[@_nya_3664]

@@antichrist4449 No need to get political here

[@DoorN4x]

@@_nya_3664 wh-

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

@@_nya_3664 Ok I'm gonna translate for fun here User Andichrist says: Damn shit wee € 2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, weerew shit e One for one translation here, Im not great at localizing tongues

[@_nya_3664]

@@sweatyskeleton7390 thank you, I forgot that I've said that, but I am very glad to know now

[@nobodyyyyyyyyokay]

marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.

[@km16806]

NESS I completely agree I love this soooo much

[@kmac291]

Gabe:t h e r e c a n o n l y b e o n e

[@jeremiahfilipo8348]

@@kmac291 plot twist it's actually Gabe.

[@stealthpanther]

Methinks this is a side gig for Gabe 😆

[@lindsaym.8267]

Absolutely

[@morganicginger]

“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe. Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe. Edit 3: …… damn, 2024. Still the vibe.

[@nyuya3713]

VIBE CHECK

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

Baseball bat of depression doin’ it’s weekly vibe check

[@chloegee9175]

Glenn and Abraham probs think the same (twd fans where u @)

[@0ffdaWok]

Vibe check is Vaccination 2

[@myshoesarenowfullofwater]

I love a good baseball bat to the face

[@th3tawaves]

Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME

[@colleenh5829]

wretched euphoria YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

[@kendra_t]

Dr T Asmr does a lot of Italian mob guy asmr

[@rrrRRR22237]

I was like 666 and I loved the video

[@alex0520]

8:09 8:09 8:09

[@alex0520]

8:14

[@nyssarc146]

Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™

[@Leyapay]

Yes i agree! He somehow gives off the perfect safe, friendly vibes

[@aurisb3800]

Yea RaffyTaphy has a similar vibe

[@SylntSyco]

I've been a steady follower and concerned of Marno's productions for years, and I am a repeat visitor to all of these videos. This is easily my seventh or eighth time on this video, and just glanced through the comments to discover this gem. You are so, so accurate with your description, and it is seriously part of his unique charm and part of what has made me almost religiously follow this man since the beginning.

[@kaylawade1503]

Yes! I almost instantly click away from most other male artists cause they make me uncomfortable and their content usually carries the threat of sexuality and I’m waiting for their true motive to reveal itself. Marno’s videos just feel human, friendly. And he also really gets how to do asmr content.

[@Spookish_]

I imagine that he found that ski mask and his first thought was “I can do a role play where I’m a criminal”

[@MARTINSDOG]

I mean it that was probably following the original thought: “ hey look, a ski mask! “

[@harrowingseer]

@Busto I own some balaclavas, but they're like a mid-evil and have a mask that I can pull up. He's using a stretchy black beanie. Since the middle part of the ski mask is a bit torn. So I suspect he had cut it or it's just falling apart.

[@thomaswatkins1473]

@Busto they're the same thing?

[@vurxell2266]

Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved

[@soph6539]

I was your 666th like 😈

[@chreent4807]

Y’all thinking he’s our captor when we’re really his accomplice

[@potatomacchiato8503]

didnt expect the ending too 😂

[@blemi8300]

Yeah I know

[@MunchkinJax]

That bat hit us harder than we thought

[@user-vb2go3bd2t]

This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it. If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is

[@honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046]

U t e n s i l s

[@bathcurtains5766]

I am feeling a whole new level of chaotic neutral vibes right now

[@handfulmousefly]

Anybody who admires camels and bedbugs is definitely chaotic

[@BigJudas41]

This is a perfect analogy of chaotic nuestras and actually helped me understand the concept better.

[@girlbosswesker]

Nah. This is more chaotic good. He's doing a bad thing but with good intent lol.

[@ghoulstreet]

I didn’t realize how bright and sparkly Marno’s eyes were, until I saw them behind a ski mask

[@anonymous-ld6mp]

I would like this but I cant cuz 69

[@lulumidget]

Ski masks suit him

[@mickeymorgan6476]

shoulda been titled “positive affirmations from a canadian robber”

[@risrange09]

oh yeah no you betchah boss, i'll take care of him real good eh.

[@sadgirl-hh3kv]

Jaiyde as a pure canadian myself, i can confirm this

[@puppymcpupsters]

BWAHAHAHA

[@ravin6771]

@@puppymcpupsters jeez, you ok? Want me to patch you up tough guy?

[@elizabethCorkins83]

Bwahaha.... I had to click it lmao... I didn't know wtf this was omg...

[@マイケル-x3j]

1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️

[@wolfsongrising]

Honestly same, such a bizarre idea for a video but something about this vid just really helps me relax and breathe again no matter how bad the day's been. Good ol' Conor is just....I'd trust him with my life, if not my wallet.

[@whatismyname6162]

No one: Absolutely no one: Me trying to flirt: YoU’Re LiKE A CaMeL, VeRY ReSiLiEnT

[@juanesparza5105]

I got to this comment as soon as he said it and the universe could not have been more aligned

[@cattabyss]

or BED BUGS

[@vielleikar11]

@@juanesparza5105 omg same

[@Boreas-]

YOUR NAME IS SIP SIP PONY

[@trinityhazelll]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@lozzaj5981]

This... This is... *THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR*

[@dancedoctor1032]

Oh honey

[@boyelmer6493]

hooonnneyyyy

[@lisaaa4375]

Oh ho-neyyy

[@kademiller]

this shit hit different, this one was definitely a good idea dude

[@underscore2985]

So did the baseball bat apparently

[@buttercuppyow]

UnderScore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

buttercup - calm yourself

[@buttercuppyow]

Jesus Christ on a bike! - i have not stopped laughing for 3 days straight

[@isushimoon799]

This is like the dumb, “why are you even a bad guy?” villian sidekick in almost every kids movie

[@Undeadagain]

QuickyyQ So Kronk?

[@brandonmendoza4493]

So Marv in Home Alone?

[@Icarus2525]

So me with my friend?

[@rageboi2166]

So anxiety?

[@hammedburger3712]

So something original?

[@Gabbsie904]

me during my next breakdown: "you're Stonehenge personified, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge"

[@graysonhuckaby3752]

c'mon i can do this *I AM A ROCK*

[@rubes221]

_"I'M A VALUABLE MARBLE!"_

[@Speed001]

@@rubes221 That's the best one

[@xnimoeee8410]

Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge???

[@IronDragon1337]

@@xnimoeee8410 some very bored Neanderthals

[@youritake8618]

Boomers: u gotta watch out on the streets these days u never know who’s a criminal Actual criminals:

[@salemunderfire]

Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent

[@shyviolets]

Lol, it's like mid-west with some new York thrown in 😂

[@deadnotsleeping]

i started the video and was instantly confused

[@CheesecakeTank]

Same xD I almost thought I subbed to the wrong person xD

[@valaya.3]

I was confused before I even started the video

[@mustardlord6928]

You're just a tired idiot

[@noodle0_0]

Marno sounds like his parents are from Italy but he was raised in Massachusetts

[@Splucked]

Raised in MA. Family from Sicily. We're rhotic. Marno sounds great but like a Canadian, not a Masshole. The Rs are the giveaway. :D

[@noodle0_0]

Spluck It I know for a fact he doesn’t sound Canadian my friends mom is from Canada and I spent a lot of time with them I think it’s less mass but more New York now that I think about it

[@dugget8990]

I have never been there or seen how you spell it, but the moment I read it it translated immediately

[@fox_soul8278]

I'm from Iowa and like 90% I forget Massachusetts exists 😂

[@invictus6176]

Fox_ Soul Lol Forgot Iowa was a place So many forgettable states here

[@G-vu9hq]

How he edited the cuts has great comedic timing

[@alex0520]

9:18 9:18 9:18

[@danny0472]

Imagine walking in and seeing a man wearing a ski mask talking to a microphone while brushing a camera

[@jasperw.7930]

I mean this comment implys you dont know him, what are you doing in his house?

[@danny0472]

@@jasperw.7930 he could be in my house?

[@jasperw.7930]

Ah yes let me just break into this man's house and film a video

[@danny0472]

@@jasperw.7930 I mean who knows? XD

[@beanie640]

Jasper W. He has to upload somehow.

[@parker25489]

I didn’t realize an ASMR video could give me Stockholm syndrome

[@barbarasomogyi1127]

Ah you were faster, i wanted to say that xd

[@memesmcgee4118]

but... "we're" the partner in crime...

[@Noonhigher]

How does being taken care of by your partner in crime give you Stockholm syndrome

[@megashima]

You may have misunderstood this roleplay lol. This isnt kidnapping

[@ErickSilva-xl8mn]

Que horror

[@xsiriuslupinx]

I cannot express how much I truly love this. The accent, the plot, the triggers...it's perfect!

[@lodo3895]

Me: watching the video Mom: comes in..."what are you doing?" Me: ............"I'm a camel"

[@agustinostiglia2842]

Very resilient

[@jesselowry429]

Please don’t attempt to drink 30 gallons of anything in 13 minutes.

[@namesurname9821]

I'm Stonehenge

[@ashenone2630]

You're marble

[@wolfsongrising]

I'm a peanut m&m.

[@DD_F]

When the guy who wanted to rob your house sees that you're too stressed.

[@thomaswatkins1473]

Hey just cause I want money doesn't mean I want people to be upset :(

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

This reminds me of stories where robbers break in and they actually give stuff to the victims cuz the robbers are like "holy shit you are BROKE and you need help so I shall help you" like that one meme with the big bulky mom in all the war armor and she's looking at the drawing her son did.

[@banksystudios9183]

This needs a sequel I wanna know where this goes

[@Amyleinen]

Yes! Sequel!

[@itswingus]

Banksy Studios I read “ this needa a squirrel”

[@caramelpudding2805]

SAME bro same

[@angelafraid]

“you’re like a camel, very resilient” that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me

[@lorin4617]

“You’ve got them nerves of steel” jokes on you... I canceled a very important doctors appointment today because I was nervous

[@hannaht7100]

Did you ever go?

[@lorin4617]

Hannah T yeah I did eventually, a few weeks later 😂

[@hannaht7100]

@@lorin4617 eventually is better than never!

[@HumanoidChia]

NERVous 😏😏

[@memememr46]

@@HumanoidChia what

[@PhoenixInLove]

This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.

[@alex0520]

8:19

[@Bananaman74799]

Feels like this is the character that conforms a kid while something tragic goes on in the background

[@430hollys]

your profile picture makes it better

[@memememr46]

blyat

[@pelican1139]

Did this man just stitch my wound with f l o s s

[@handfulmousefly]

Minty

[@Tigergiri]

The floss flavor.....fucking mint

[@esorb1334]

Don't forget that he asked for the floss back when we finished with it.

[@cyrusmarkham4232]

Marno: "Couldn't sell you for all the dough in the world though." Me: :))

[@bentcopper5054]

Me - Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle * Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18

[@Gashdal]

nah the viewer is supposed to be his coconspirator.

[@bentcopper5054]

@@Gashdal I wasn't too sure I'll change it :-)

[@haileywoods12]

When people meet me “It’s a little ugly... idk how I feel about it”

[@thomaswatkins1473]

"I like it" :)

[@beanie640]

“There’s nobody else like you.” :D

[@isolated5272]

I literally started reading the quote as soon as that part of the video came up.

[@haileywoods12]

LW Gaming that’s cool lol L

[@barbarasomogyi1127]

The same goddamn thing came to my mind Hailey 😳

[@burritotorpedo7772]

“You ever seen Baby Driver? Nobody can replicate that” Me: internal fangirl screaming

[@gabrielasalgado815]

Burrito Torpedo A g r e e

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

THAT MOVIE SLAPS THO

[@imsleepy7901]

me: * opens vid * me as soon as it starts: ayo tf is this

[@tsuthreetimes]

😂😂

[@gupo9831]

So true

[@captaincaptains9063]

Marno? I thought he was Rob Bank

[@jace2030]

“You’re like a rock” Ten seconds later: that ugly rock

[@TheDude420.69]

Jacey boi nah you’re like rocky (from spongebob)

[@megashima]

But he says you're a marble 5 seconds later

[@Crabby-Abby]

"You personify Stonehenge, but we all crumble sometimes" damn

[@I.do.like.pina.coladas]

Abby I really needed that one today 😔

[@Sophiave]

Mob boss: " *take care* of it" Marno: "say no more"

[@Maymay-c]

😂😂

[@stealthpanther]

Nah, that's Gabe 😆

[@bunbunbuns5174]

I read that as Mob Ross and honestly this is what the video feels like. If Bob Ross was a mob boss

[@Sophiave]

@@bunbunbuns5174 I re-read my own comment as Mob Ross just now.

[@setaa2]

I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED MORE OF THIS CURSED ROLEPLAY THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT I WANT NO I DONT WANT IT *I N E E D I T*

[@r_i_v_e_r1407]

?

[@vurxell2266]

Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

I NEED IT TOOOOOOO

[@dumpsterfire3214]

@@vurxell2266 confess with your mouth that people like you are why so many people hate christians. come on, say it with your chest

[@Lady_Midday]

@@dumpsterfire3214 I thinking the same thing

[@BananaQueen92]

“You’re a personified stone henge... but we all crumble sometimes” 🥰

[@val8432]

When I watched this video, I felt like he was robbing my stress.

[@dreaming_hope8771]

He’s also stealing your heart

[@alildaisy2180]

I mean......ur not wrong tho...

[@jimhalpert69]

I’ve never felt so confident in myself after being compared to a camel and bedbugs

[@BRICKclickASMR]

Jim Halpert and a rock.. I mean a marble

[@kylegames7528]

Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability Marno: you got it boss *marno comes back an hour later* Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath

[@Little_Pippit]

*That bath soap better be bubblegum-*

[@vurxell2266]

Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved

[@abbadon2929]

@@vurxell2266 checkmate atheists, if god isn’t real then who’s brain do I keep in my favorite jar

[@squishy8758]

@@vurxell2266 lol yes daddy. What else do I need to do with my mouth?? I'm a bad girl for I have sinned.

[@dugget8990]

Can you just imagine the store clerk watching him buy a bag, a knife, a mask And other things you might use for a robbery or assault and wondering if they should just report him now

[@PurplePandaK]

Me: supposed to be falling asleep Also me: literally laughing out loud at the glasses and ski mask combo 😂

[@crystalbernal7328]

I sincerely felt that

[@toadflaxflower]

Shhhhh you're too close to learning that he's actually an old kindly grandmother

[@alex0520]

8:44

[@17cryptic17]

"The movies a rom com...... a romantic. Comedy." Gives off big John Mulaney vibes and I'm living for it

[@seanma5545]

“Or uh y’know....utensils” 3:45 That had me dying

[@spicychetoes8183]

No one: Not a soul: Marno with a fanny pack: *you can put apples in here*

[@callumrobertson4811]

Spicy Chetoes i read this as it happened tf

[@redriot142]

Callum Robertson or utensils

[@shego1142]

Apples taste like taking off your pants...

[@squidwardtentacles3815]

@@shego1142 What... What does this mean?

[@Allegroport]

@@squidwardtentacles3815 it's a reference to another one of his videos

[@hector101997]

idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.

[@alex0520]

8:25

[@austin5046]

I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!

[@focalpoint._]

Hope he does a collab with Uncle ER- I mean The Entity.

[@isparkys9604]

@@focalpoint._ ooooooo that’d be the coolest shit bro hell yea lol

[@jace2030]

Him: “Or um, you know, utensils.” Me: Yeah i like forks too.

[@MadBrax]

Let me just stab my food with this kni- I mean fork! Mmmm.... Why are you staring at- oh I cut my mouth open.

[@ferretpate2948]

Jacey boi the switchblade scared me 😳😂

[@mwlx23]

Nah sporks are where it's at 🥵

[@bekkic.9460]

Ya i like forks to-

[@EgalitarianWoman]

Mugger Marno: You can put apples in here... *Gabe randomly appears with arms full of grapefruits instead*

[@sparlingwilson6220]

I can only press the like button and it counts only once or you’d have a ton of likes

[@pg3dclipsskits774]

I want to like the comment, but it has 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that.

[@elysian404]

oops ruined the 69 likes

[@alildaisy2180]

Not just any grapefruit- soggy, human flesh-looking, messy grapefruit...... In a BAG.

[@TheVoidOfRyan]

Grapefruits smell like you're not supposed to eat them

[@JosiahRasmussen]

Are you trying to steal my heart dont..... You already did

[@estherpark2666]

“Mafia Boss Cleans You Up, You Little Camel”

[@hubertnordvall5837]

This style of whispering is different from how you usually whisper. I'd love for you to do this more cause it's very relaxing

[@alex0520]

9:03

[@andy-moss]

Laughed after realizing "diy stitches" is now in Marno's search history Also the glasses. Iconic.

[@Orchidxx]

I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!

[@Buljanka8]

every sentence in this vid could be a full on life quote

[@stardustrose6863]

I’ve never felt so loved . And I’m just being told that I’m like a marble. Wild

[@dalekslayer777]

“They can drink up to 30 gallons in 13 minutes.... any other animal that would try that would croak.” Me laughing while thinking “especially frogs 😂”

[@Cyber_Striker]

Hearing that actually makes me think of the story of Tiddalik, the frog that drank all the water

[@cottagegoblin5303]

This criminal dude feels like he could be a very good and cool anti-hero character in something. Perhaps an Edgar Wright movie.

[@lunkiies]

“you’re like a camel, very resilient” me at almost 2AM: realizing that i’ll not sleep laughing so hard

[@Bone20647]

i read this as, "realizing that ill not laugh sleeping so hard

[@cobyy5375]

I am in the same situation

[@sethmazzuco3716]

"Allow myself to introduce myself" only tru ppl know

[@darthsidious6111]

Vincent S Q U I N G I L L I

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

vincent swing chilli

[@forpride1373]

God I wish I was a tru ppl

[@nomad8135]

Vincent

[@natalijadjokic7837]

Vincent squiggly spaghetti

[@WanderingWhigmaleerie]

But seriously- I NEED more of this please. Do you know how hard it is to find personal attention ASMR (especially from a male ASMRtist) that isn't weirdly romantic or even sexual? This is peak. Personal attention that is a bit goofy but also sweet and genuinely caring and not even the tiniest hint of creep. I love it so much. This is definitely my favorite ASMR video. I have been re-watching it for years. Thank you ❤and more pretty please!

[@lindsaym.8267]

Okay, listen. It's been 2 months and I've watched this video I'll bet at least 30 times not just for the personal attention but also for the wittiness and the character. This *NEEDS* a part 2.

[@nick.o9303]

Marno gets the floss through the needle Me: FIRST TRYYYY

[@N-VAMusic]

Aaron Kyro? XD

[@Bimpo_]

Jeremy Novoa FIRST TROIIIIIII

[@toyking97]

I like this character of "kind and supportive friend that is also definitely a dangerous criminal"

[@theanti-clique4294]

I don't know about yall but this has to be my favorite ASMR video ever! The accent, the tone of voice, the calm, and THE COMEDY!!!! Man I loved the comedy. I could listen to this a hundred times over!! @Marno ASMR could we please get a part 2?? I loved this so much and it is so original. Thanks so much for the amazing content, much love.

[@alex0520]

9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47

[@phoenixfeather8511]

Something always brings me back to this video. I haven't found anything quite like it. It makes me feel a certain warm and fuzzy and safe feeling whenever I watch it. Marno has this way of putting me at ease that I've only gotten from two other ASMRtists. His videos feel like a nice, long hug

[@alex0520]

9:53 9:53 9:54 9:54 9:54 9:54

[@Wyattporter]

This video is an instant classic. Somehow, accents like this give me loads of ASMR. Great, great work, Marno.

[@alex0520]

9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41

[@chattybookworm]

This video is a MASTERCLASS in comedic timing, delivery, and editing

[@gunnerisashotay3107]

I wish youd do reaccuring characters! I love all the people you become in your videos and this guy- this guy gave me wicked tingles! Keep up the good work!

[@puddleoguts]

That accent is the most soothing thing I've ever heard. WTF.

[@Idunno154]

Would love to see more from this character. We need to give this character a name as well, like Frank but Frankie to his friends

[@puppymcpupsters]

This accent or whatever is so relaxing may we please PLEASE see more of this guy this is so relaxing like all your other videos are so amazing and phenomenal but I find myself circling back to this one for it's uniquely tingly and relaxing capabilities

[@puppymcpupsters]

Currently circling back to this

[@puppymcpupsters]

And here I am currently circling back yet again

[@puppymcpupsters]

Wow I seem to circle back to this quite often haha

[@puppymcpupsters]

Good god here I am again

[@puppymcpupsters]

Whoa Whoa Mamma Mia here I go again

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

"I feel like I could fit in at a Tyler the Creator concert. Or at one of those cafe's where they draw a little leaf in the foam." The fact that Gabe actually owns these though, now I'm imagining him doing both. "It's a little ugly though-" LOL

[@katiehenderson4862]

Laughter is such an important part of relaxation (at least for me). This video has it all: tingles, relaxation, laughter. Thanks Marno! ❤️

[@alex0520]

19:21

[@prestoooooooo]

when a criminal supports you more than your friends 🤣

[@twilightstarize]

Lol! Y'all are on point with these comments tonight. 😂😍

[@TheDude420.69]

That’s drug dealers my guy they are nice dudes

[@CammieBuckeye]

Seriously going to need a sequel to this. The soft spoken and accent are on point. I've watched this video probably ten times and the hair on my head stands up with tingles every single time. One of your best videos. Would seriously love a sequel (and maybe turned into a series.....) lol

[@WormtheWord]

This makes me unreasonably happy. His voice and tone, as well as his speaking cadence, are really fun and comforting at the same time

[@JKYLEM1000]

"Can you believe I actually bought this stuff?" ... "Just kidding."

[@MentalSystemsManagement]

This is my favorite character, I need more of this guy.

[@jakem8952]

you have to do a part two of this . ive seen this video almost 10 times now and its my go-to when i can't find anything new!

[@Deathaxel1998]

This has to be one of my favorite asmrs. It's not whispering but such gentle talking that's is more soothing than asmr

[@CatWasTaken2]

This video has gotten to a point that is actually defining for me. I use the phrase "You don't gotta look tough for me. You're personified Stonehenge. But we all crumble sometimes" to comfort myself, my friends, my partners, it's so helpful. It just reminds me that it's alright to falter. And it all stems from this video. Thank you very much Marno

[@thenobodyunknown]

I hope this is the beginning of another boy's week 😎😎😎

[@daskent3445]

"i feel like i can fit in at a tyler the creator concert" made me howl

[@soanewoodward9452]

Das Kent me watching this instead of being at camp flog gnaw rn 😭😭😭 it’s just like being there

[@foncess]

@@soanewoodward9452 bro same

[@nightforadance]

Genuinely one of my favourite asmr videos ever, I’m always coming back to this one :)

[@wolfy2813]

Marno! I became an EMT!! This video particular helped me out so much on those nights before a test, i'd listen to it to relax my frayed nerves and study. even now, im about to take my state licensing exam. and this brings me so much peace. thank you.

[@coolerfreezie]

Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat. Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.

[@coolerfreezie]

“You can let out your emotions, you’re strong” *happy bleating*