Marriage Stories (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

[@slashertrav]

Jordan Peele looks like everyone and no one at the same time

[@snowflowerkitten]

I think he doesn't look like anyone but he's such a good actor you can almost imagine the person he's imitating.

[@nazharifhairan]

I got headache just by imagining it while reading your comments

[@Arachnolad]

A man must become no one

[@judew5045]

Nice Peter and epiclloyd

[@TheGeobaby]

The true faceless man...

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

Me: "I think I watched all the K&P skits in existence." Peele DeGrasse Tyson: "Well... actually..."

[@lemifap2369]

Peele DeGrasse Tyson 😂😂😂

[@komentor1993]

LOOL

[@goshgosh9422]

a new skit is like witnessing a biblical miracle

[@starwf07]

You have watched all of them... and none of them.

[@rojax_thevoicetm2385]

PEELE DEGRASSE TYSON 🤣🤣🤣

[@patricksullivan869]

I'm fully convinced they're making new skits in secret and passing them off as old ones that no one saw

[@andyramos3493]

No they really are pulling these from the show, which had 5 seasons. There have have been new skits released on KZbin, but all of these are old

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@andyramos3493 thats what they want you to think...

[@TheRosyCodex]

Just like Tupac making new albums from beyond the grave

[@EndWellHigh]

I swear to God! That's a conspiracy theory I can get down with. Harmless and if it's true it suits my own goals

[@johngallagher9151]

I swear he is making fun of Neil Degrasse Tyson in the first skit

[@precursors]

I love how Neil’s head slowly starts turning towards the camera as soon as the wife starts talking 😂

[@MUMSUniverse]

I didn't catch that at first but after rewatching... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@panamacolon04]

Lol

[@JeremyMYG]

Thanks to Peele Degrasse Tyson, I am now aware that there is an infinite number of Key & Peele skits and we will never run out of material to watch and enjoy.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Peele Degrasse Tyson XD

[@tyrlant2189]

They couldn't use a man dressed as a woman for Michelle Obama because it would be too true to life. Having an actual woman play her is more zany and fun.

[@MauriAllure]

@@tyrlant2189 you seem very unhappy with yourself

[@tyrlant2189]

@@MauriAllureNo u! I think you are projecting. A lot of women like you do it. It is sad 😔 it is unfair, but: European women are just much prettier and it makes other women look masculine by comparison. We can see this is true by looking at dating app statistics. Asian men and African American women get by far the least attention. Caucasian men and women, and Asian females are the most desirable. Even African American men prefer Caucasian women at an almost 2:1ratio. Every single minority, aside from Asian men, on average would prefer to be with a Caucasian. This is because they are by far the prettiest. I am sorry that is how things are. Asian men and African females should team up! I have kids and a house now, I feel pretty happy and stable. I was worried I would not like being a parent, but I love it. I do want a son though, I will be sad if I only get daughters

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Dammmm! Donno who is in charge of the coding the algorithms, but from reading your comment, it seems like you've discovered "new" sketches of Key&Peele, despite showing on YT "uploaded 3 months ago" but (as it is the case for probably 99% of viewers) you are absolutely certain to have never seen those "new" video listings! Now, after coming across your comment, you seem to have also experienced this phenomena... But 6 months earlier! I've only happen to come across this "sudden realisation" mogo only a few days ago! Unfortunately, that raises more questions... Like, are you living in the "future" ? Am I 6 months behind, in terms of time zone?

[@shiekhwaleedmiral-protein2819]

Plot twist: Neil actually created cosmos to escape arguments with his wife.

[@jntj3007]

LOL!

[@asianyeah634]

Cosmos wasn't Neil's idea it was Carl Sagan`s idea!!

[@shiekhwaleedmiral-protein2819]

@@asianyeah634 jokes on u because i already knew that Neil did it

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6Wmc6WvZZl9b9k .

[@jahzeelmendoza4229]

It was Sagan's, mate

[@elisha8653]

Neil’s fridge is full of dehydrated astronaut food lol

[@lesternantes8543]

Well, actually...

[@dawahgoingon]

I think I see some blood in there too😂

[@shawnmulberry774]

Don't forget the Tang!

[@cexarz9042]

Haha

[@cexarz9042]

Because he's lowkey "neil" armstrong HAHA

[@dindjarin1192]

The Neil degrass Tyson skit was a masterpiece in comedy genius, these guys are tip of the sword comedy gods

[@vervor]

I think you mean tip of the leg

[@dindjarin1192]

@@vervor nope definitely meant,tip of the sword

[@LxckyHandlez]

@@vervor don't try to correct someone is you don't know what they mean🤣

[@sashypooh409]

@@vervor Tip of the _LEG_ ??????

[@roryschmidt5776]

@@LxckyHandlez issa reference to another skit

[@matttwombly2359]

I love how she ended that one conversation with "I f**ked Bill Nye the science guy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cecestartedthefire8500]

The hard 🐩 @ the end is crucial as well

[@sageglay9211]

If there is an infinite number of universe's then there's a universe that she actually did

[@cecestartedthefire8500]

@@sageglay9211 true indeed

[@SlimJ1980-Eire]

@@sageglay9211 has well spotted

[@Buddafrm4th]

Please don't say she......🥴🥴

[@kamal-jahid]

The music when Neil speaks is amazing

[@deborahdobbie]

Right?! 🤣🤣

[@RxAxVxExN]

well ... actually, when he speaks about multiverse, music comes from mass effect 2 :P

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Well, he could have deepen his voice a bit.

[@DinoCopRulezTheWORLD]

Mass Effect vibes

[@moha4917]

Stf

[@whynot6201]

Love how the ENTIRE Obama family is so calm, they need anger translators to communicate. Lol

[@jaygarret992]

@Love and Tennessee meow

[@tombaker8481]

Anyone know the names of the two actresses?....they're beautiful.

[@dreamforger7166]

@@tombaker8481 one must be Rashida Jones, ohh no that might be the one in the deadbed. She looks so different here than from the office and P&R

[@Mimik-yu]

@@tombaker8481 the other translator is keke palmer

[@delulu.land.]

@@Mimik-yu That is NOT Keke Palmer 💀🤣

[@omniminokyo2]

Dog pissed on the drape and it affected the whole universe, CONSEQUENCES

[@dsbmitchell]

Underrated comment

[@ChubbyLilQuail]

500th like

[@doriot543]

Consequences!!!

[@mrwick-bb9bc]

Consequences..

[@ardiswise6843]

🗣Consequences

[@LoveLife-ho3rg]

Lmaaaoooo I haven’t seen the Neil de Grasse Tyson skit before 😂😂😂 it’s like finding money in my pocket!! Love it

[@nicoleraheem1195]

Neither have I 😂

[@jerem101888]

Yob same here, I was rolling

[@finalgirl640]

Me too 🤣

[@decayedparadigm]

Same lol never seen it either lol but when they hiding talking about their wives its funny as hell. Biiiiatch.

[@codyleslie478]

Well actually... cosmically speaking.. since the pocket is yours and you put the money in it time ago you aren't really finding it but... rediscovering it.

[@Retr0ver4]

The neil degrasse tyson one had me dying as soon as he started talking.

[@originalunoriginal4055]

When ?

[@Lyondegreat]

Same here, I almost choked on my snack watching that sketch.

[@Lyondegreat]

@@originalunoriginal4055 @ 00:50 😂 😂

[@thorn3802]

@@Lyondegreat Well, actually…

[@Lyondegreat]

@@thorn3802 Why do some random people on the internet always remind me of sh*ts like this when I'm in transit? 😂😂🤣 I'm here in the back of the bus laughing my a** out while other passengers are turning their faces to check who's behind them laughing hysterically at the same time judging my mental health status. LOL

[@Love-yk2du]

I found them on comedy central at a very low point in my life when nothing really made me laugh but somehow these two did. Wish them all the success in life.

[@Nopee.]

I hope you’re doing a lot better now!❤

[@Avirgogirl444]

I had a moment in life too when it was real rough n they skits were playing randomly on tv one day I’ll never forget it how they made me laugh during those tough times

[@nadeygmail944]

Hope you are feeling better ❤

[@alkotrazzz]

i am on same page now. Thanks, K&P!

[@ladonnacannon2602]

That’s how I felt about the office. I pray to you’re in a different place.

[@tiffanys4767]

I looked this woman in her optic stems LMAOOOOOOOO

[@andreajane4007]

Yes!!!!!! I broke into full lost it laughter at this point

[@Kristalraq]

😂😂😂😂

[@railzip]

I would love to see Neil’s reaction to watching this.

[@mrrobot8973]

I imagine he would laugh and say they are plausible points in theory , then makes some corrections in the same exact manner

[@sadekinessrine3510]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaLJnYFvja-bnNU

[@jamarcuslynnwilliams6778]

Right

[@teteatoto2236]

@@sadekinessrine3510 gg

[@indyj16]

He said “biiiiiiiiiiitch......”

[@dannomedic]

Tells his dying wife "it's not all about you." 😂

[@emmanueltamenut5803]

That made me cry

[@Chuk392]

@@emmanueltamenut5803 I laughed so hard that I fall out of bed 😆🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Asi75019]

Them checking with the binoculars if someone hear the « bxtch » when they’re in a desert forest at 7:30 had me dying 🤣

[@zan6585]

I love how Neil's fridge is full of astronaut icecream.

[@jrodriguez1374]

Ah! I never noticed that

[@yoyobones4459]

I just now noticed that

[@ComicalRealm]

These guys are beyond brilliant.

[@NathanaelGreer]

Not in this scenario

[@payten8103]

Thanks I really appreciate that..

[@JaeRocReacts]

@@NathanaelGreer definitely in this scenario

[@allgunsblazed9106]

@@NathanaelGreer yes in this scenario

[@grbgeslnger24]

Simply awesome ❤️🤟🏼

[@Abby-xo1zf]

“I **** Bill Nye The Science Guy” Had me dying

[@tru_targaryen4945]

She really said BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!!!

[@youssef491]

Peele: " I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihh.. " Wives: " hey guys !! " Peele: 😳

[@staceykersting705]

Wives

[@4Zaire4]

Peele: I said biiiiiiiiiiiishhhhh Key: You said bitch though? Peele: hm? Uh yeah :)

[@youssef491]

@@4Zaire4 😂that was the craziest part

[@honeydip6355]

I Fell OUT ! 😭😭😭😭😭

[@c3909]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snoo333]

i can't believe they cancelled this show. it has such a great production team. the editing, lighting, cinematography and of course Key and Peele. wow

[@bannonrudis3880]

They decided to end the show themselves so they could pursue other things

[@syasyaishavingfun]

They be making more money in Hollywood

[@LondonBrazilianDancers]

Writers?…

[@scotthuber7094]

These guys deserve every bit of all the success they get.

[@rockstarJDP]

I'm now convinced that the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark is filled with an endless supply of K&P skits.

[@samwelch8085]

I concur

[@Dude-Smellmyhelmet]

Neil degrasse tyson skits are from 2015

[@dsbmitchell]

Yes and yes

[@TheAidsterlafriniere]

@@Dude-Smellmyhelmet r/woooosh

[@Dude-Smellmyhelmet]

@@TheAidsterlafriniere You mean it was supposed to be funny? Yea I dont get it

[@ksy4747]

"NURSE!! FIX MY WIIIIFE!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love these guys so much! They always cheer me up..

[@randyt700]

"cosmically speaking the distinction is meaningless." Imma use that later

[@Elizabeth-zb4cj]

I can't understand how they stay in character 🤣 I would have been cracked

[@The420ovi]

That psychotic slow turn by Neil de Grasse...😭😭

[@nanachi-san275]

Everytime Niel gets nagged on, we get to learn something new.

[@sarahjohnston3325]

If only Men would do it the first time, or actually listen we wouldn't have to nag at all.🙄🤣

[@MikeBrownLegend]

@@sarahjohnston3325 then Neil Degresse Tyson would just be another unknown science teacher

[@Said_MOo]

@@sarahjohnston3325 *Your request has been filed*

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Doesn't really count as nagging though when it's the stuff that he was doing?

[@ashvinvaidyanathan7239]

Proof that he's just an incompetent idiot who uses big words to scare normal people

[@bernard7057]

Neil's wife: Neil, I heard a sound, I think there's an intruder in the house. Go check it out. Neil: well, actually...

[@zin9466]

I like how they patiently tried to tell how they really felt inside and their translators ended up having war

[@litterboxpaws]

... and then love. lol

[@HappyHands.]

7:49 can we take a moment to appreciate the space ship set they built just for a scene that's a few seconds long!

[@enguunariunbold6757]

Finally, I found a sketch I never saw before. The first one was hilarious.

[@Karmaisabliss215]

Same. First skit was lol. Plus I watch neil degrasse tyson. Which made it even funnier.

[@ashiksaleem360]

Yea nevr saw neil tyson sketch bfor

[@donantoine2424]

Me too.. 😂

[@EastonWest1211]

“I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOUR DOG RUINED A 10 YEAR RELATIONSHIP” 🤣

[@iainprendergast8311]

He is cute though

[@shubofhizailani8949]

Damn😅

[@Stayfocused99]

*dong

[@TouchofShunshine]

I didn't know that they were so funny.

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

It could be Brain, your know.

[@wladimirfabricebaleviregom1252]

Wife: you promise to never have sex with another woman? Peele: I hear you 🙁

[@christinelin9763]

And that you won’t look at porn

[@KvngLeroy1]

@@christinelin9763 she asking for wayy to much

[@razorcallahan3029]

Your request has been filed

[@buckiesmalls]

Nurse... FIX MY WIFE!!! Dont touch me right now.. Its not all about you..

[@wasaglass]

This skit kind of ripped off scary movie 3

[@susanroutt6690]

They are the greatest comedic duo of all time🤣🤣🤣

[@drizzy9126]

Sheeeit, if the visual effects they used here were used when I was in school I would have been a geophysicist by now. This is a collection of my most favorite skits. Thanks to K and P for it’s conception, thanks to NDT for his brilliance and thanks to everyone here for merely existing, fighting every day to live on and make the world a little better. I love you all

[@retrogamer6750]

Look up cosmos with neil that's what this was mimicking plus there's cool animated sections

[@d0m2288]

"Your request has been filed" destroyed me lmao 🤣😂.

[@abrarbw]

That Neil deGrasse Tyson voice was on point.

[@jaihariak397]

wife: starts yelling Neil: Lemme tell you a long essay about the universe

[@jakeharkunc5792]

16:10 “message received 🤖 “ killed me 😂

[@lucasfuhrmann10]

4:02 Notice the freeze dried space food in the fridge.

[@ForceEdge47]

I don't know how Jordan goes so long without blinking as Neil Tyson lmao

[@trestles]

As I was watching, the real Neil deGrasse Tyson came out in the ad for Masterclass. The universe is saying something. Neil sees, Neil knows

[@joshuahayduke6383]

Illuminati confirmed

[@ashleyrene82]

_Seven different restaurants later..._ "If that's where you wanna go." 🤣🤣🤣 SOOO TRUE.

[@aliciasalsberry708]

“He’s cute he’s cute I can see why you like him” that part got me 🤣

[@booklover0102]

The slow turn to the camera kills me😂😂😂 the man is a genius

[@Rationalasylum]

I wish I could pull that out during school. Teacher: why didn't you complete your homework. Me: Well, actually, you only perceive one choice of one reality. Quantumly speaking, there are an infinite chance that I did complete the homework. You see, our universe and what we see as reality is a finite set of constant choices. Some where I did the homework and some where I chose more relaxing options. So it doesn't really matter if I did or didn't in this reality because in the same chance is the reverse.

[@johnh1781]

Well done kid. You get an A

[@vintagegangsteryn381]

👌🏽👏🏽

[@antonkrieg3708]

*confused gas mask noises* 👍

[@scorpleeon]

Eye sockets and optic stems never gets old lol

[@vb8428]

🙄

[@cocot9414]

I fell out

[@amplelola23]

Oh Lord, the Obamas translators sketch are so awesome!! 😂

[@VandalsVideos]

"Don't touch me right now! Its not all about you"😂🤣😂🤣

[@ms.g4707]

I never watched this show when it was on, but I'm glad they have these clips on KZbin. They're really creative and talented guys.

[@IiIiIiIOnTop]

That slow ass turn-around look into the camera by Peele-Neil is fcking hilarious xD

[@dedapfiekak8610]

Peele: You said "bitch" though? Keegan : " mm-hummm?" Liaaaarrrr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryx007]

Love how both the translators, Luthor and Kattandra went the same way XD

[@malirabbit6228]

Was that Gina Torres? Lawrence Fishburns wife?

[@PhunnyConflicts]

The commitment to secretly calling your wife a b* really is a trip sometimes

[@agelesskarate]

These guys are geniuses. Literally comedic geniuses.

[@writingmetal]

I love the woman playing katendra, she was also on madtv, she's awesome

[@DK-un9km]

The look the dog gives Peele after the “ruined a 10 year marriage line” Prices less!!

[@augustfever1319]

Peele unconsciously keeping the fridge door open for a long time cosmically pissed me.

[@clartblart3266]

cosmically...pissed you?

[@augustfever1319]

@@clartblart3266 yes, thats how pissed I was

[@clartblart3266]

@@augustfever1319 ...Interesting

[@blackempress1049]

Did you see all the astronaut food he had in it🤣🤣🤣

[@bar-jean]

These guys are comedy gold! I can rewatch these skits and still laugh. Genius comedy chemistry and so underrated!

[@danielplayer4556]

key & peele, you guys have me in stitches everytime, pure jokes. legends.

[@stephaniel9545]

I love the skit where the keep looking to see if their wives are in earshot

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

All men do that.

[@matrixxx3662]

Even when they are in space😂

[@nicandromartinezsotelo3300]

@@vinikampferherzbarros27 we have to

[@michaelmagi8145]

whoa i haven't seen these Peele DeGrasse Tyson clips before

[@amaartiflex1439]

Best one I have heard

[@FoereaperGaming]

Me either. I thought I had seen all the clips.

[@wolfbear320]

Well actually you’ve seen them in many other universes.

[@tmar8959]

@@wolfbear320 👍😂😂

[@kingduesette1375]

@@tmar8959 . 90's I .awss)pskdkdl)

[@kingpen8994]

How come wife jokes just become extra funny and relatable the moment you get married

[@Baboi62182]

Congrats

[@taylorlogan9264]

Literally 🤣 so much more meaning

[@PointsofData]

It adds the thrill of danger.

[@geneparker5102]

It’s cause your apart of the joke now haha

[@nikko_merriweather_official]

I have no idea why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaybee4132]

The make-up, the wigs, the accents, the acting, the props, the writing - everything is so top notch!! 😂❤ They can literally portray anybody - effortlessly! So many comedy teams and they are off the charts. 👏 👏

[@rmm3803]

I'm LOVING these mashups of past episodes, wish I'd found them sooner!

[@ANAbiNader]

I really feel like I've been called out on my apricot lipstick 🤣

[@-dopeland-3349]

The skit with Rashida Jones is one my my absolute favorites from these guys

[@lspr215]

"Its not all about you" Even after death it's still about her. Lol. Deep.

[@wellingtondtivoicenote5065]

😁😁

[@jesterarts734]

So why is it that so many women are shocked that men aren't seriously dating or wanting to get married anymore?

[@NetiNeti-gm5bz]

@@pennypillow4445 yes marriage dynamics are outdated

[@doubleS07]

@@pennypillow4445 lol can't you cook for yourself? an equal partnership between adults is based not on codependency but interdependency. no healthy adult wants to date a child

[@troublemakingjehovahswitne7932]

subscribe. CAPISH?! now or another hostage gets the worx.. fyi the worx is really bad , use your imagination and then make it so much worse .

[@kofibabone725]

16:18 "Your request, has been filed." 🤣😂😭

[@emitemirp]

The Neil Degrasse Tyson sketch is amazing. I love the details like at 3:52 where Neil has the fridge open and it’s all just packs of astronaut food. Hilarious!

[@nathandust]

The hospital scene is absolute gold 😂

[@Kcarneirowashere]

It got me dying 😂

[@oxygenpotassium]

@@Kcarneirowasherethe irony

[@loveandnapalm]

The fact the fridge was full of astronaut food was a nice touch.

[@xlnuniex]

Neil always starts answering with: “Well... actually...” 😆

[@spookyencounters9392]

That Deniro " Forrrrget about it, uh" got me 😅😃

[@vokalni.trening]

Who knew that science could be used for gaslighting 🪐

[@alanstarkie2001]

Yeah, I don't know what planet I've been living on but I didn't know about these guys until this week. This is the funniest stuff I've seen so far this century. Amazing!

[@DrewDaQue]

When the dog leaped to his neck... I lost it

[@racker5108]

lmao I've never seen that skit before and literally died when I did

[@litterboxpaws]

I almost choked on water. I wasn't prepared!

[@NoNakersAllowed]

The neil skit is what it was like being in a relationship with a narcissist, true crazy making 😂

[@jakestroll6518]

Well, actually,…

[@theena]

Jordon Peele hug-hiding behind the tree at 7:10 when his character hears the wife, is among the funniest things he has done. And that's saying a lot.

[@russelcastro3811]

The way Peele hugged the trees on 7:11 killed me idk why😭😂

[@angellarue5169]

13:25 the way he brutally throws the small dog down then give it a dropping elbow 😂😂😂😂

[@underakillingmoon]

Now we need Neil Degrasse Tyson to react to this video.

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

Yes

[@steadyfoundations9327]

Actually he already has.. just not in our universe ;)

[@ekyue7274]

@@steadyfoundations9327 I laughed way to hard at this

[@EastonWest1211]

“IF YOU DONT LET ME GO TO THIS PARTY, I WILL GET A TATOO, ON MY FACE”

[@kyleferguson5463]

The Neil Dygrasse Tyson sketch is easily one of my favs

[@tvang991]

They're trying so hard not to laugh when their angry translator translate lol

[@SunilNagavelli]

Cosmically speaking😁, Kee's role as wife is outstanding!, those expressions were amazing!!!

[@koredealabi2772]

Well... actually, I looked this woman in the windows of her soul, and I said "your request, has been filed😀"

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6Wmc6WvZZl9b9k .

[@JaeRocReacts]

Peele’s mind is dangerous 😂🔥

[@g.flesch9731]

Peele's mind is in a combo Twilight Zone - Alfred Hitchcock - place -- before the Horror part takes over.

[@HORIZONHUNT]

Key with a wig on is terrifying XDD

[@CaersethVarax]

*arousing

[@sarahdaniel9912]

But Peele with a wig on the other hand🌚

[@SlimJ1980-Eire]

@@sarahdaniel9912 🤣🤣

[@kgieseke9446]

He really turned into an iguana 🦎. hugging that tree. 😂🤣😆

[@mixterz1]

Can't get over how amazing these sketches are.

[@h0rriphic]

I don’t ever remember seeing the last few seconds in the dying Rashida Jones clip, where Peele says “it’s not all about you” 😂

[@harviebone]

Am I a bad person because this series of clips was more enjoyable than the entire Oscar-nominated "Marriage Story"?

[@ericka5157]

at the wedding :you may now say your vows Neil: Well, actuallly.

[@bigboi5520]

Bro! why you gotta close your eyes while huggin and hiding on that tree thou??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@creamfiend84]

The slow head turn from 3:35 🤣

[@SaraKhojah]

Dead😭😭😭😭😭🤣