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Martin Lawrence has been chased by the censors all week, and he admits that he's afraid of 90s women. Aired 02/19/94
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@seankoessler474
@seankoessler474 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing about this is that he starts off his monologue about how the industry is trying to censor him and then… he gets fucking censored and banned. Shit is straight up an episode of Martin lmao
@theonetruth1478
@theonetruth1478 2 жыл бұрын
hell today you wouldnt even be able to air this performance.. too many karens and snow flakes would bitch about his offensive humor.. comedians are pretty much walking on thin ice every where these days cause of all the fucking people these days who scream that is toxic or thats racist.. or offensive... no fucking skin these days.. no sense of humor.. people are becoming fucking offended babies over everything..
@nathan3170
@nathan3170 2 жыл бұрын
@@theonetruth1478 its on peacock
@theonetruth1478
@theonetruth1478 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathan3170 doesnt matter if its on peacock fool it from the past.. I could play hitler movies from the past doesnt mean they will get made today.
@AwesomeBlackDude
@AwesomeBlackDude 2 жыл бұрын
@@theonetruth1478 Well they did do a recent remake of Hitler about him reappearing in modern time from a Multi Universe. You know before Multi Universe was an actual thing.
@dickhitswater4836
@dickhitswater4836 2 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeBlackDude well he did have a super power
@zimmyzee13
@zimmyzee13 2 жыл бұрын
In the season finale of S2 of Martin he alludes to being banned from SNL.. “WNBC won’t even talk to me…it’s like I’ve been banned 🤣🤣”
@TGF25
@TGF25 2 жыл бұрын
"So, I told them to kiss my ass!" I remember that episode 😂😂😂
@RGF91
@RGF91 2 жыл бұрын
@@TGF25 cue martin theme song
@almightyfatal
@almightyfatal Жыл бұрын
I'm looking this up because I'm on that episode literally just now watching reruns on a streaming app. I caught on to it but never heard about it
@jaylouis8227
@jaylouis8227 2 ай бұрын
So I told em to kiss my.. [Martin theme song]
@MPPharaoh
@MPPharaoh Жыл бұрын
Man I miss this Martin 😂😂😂 he so laid back now it’s ridiculous. But his crazy facial expressions and hyper persona was the funniest shit ever.
@jaxnorthmusic7863
@jaxnorthmusic7863 Жыл бұрын
Yeah true but hes grown now and he knows he cant be as wild as he was coz he will end up dead lol hes a wild boy n when u know how wild u are u gotta chill cz that shit dnt end well hes still a legend
@nell866
@nell866 Жыл бұрын
90s Martin energy
@markozbunjol625
@markozbunjol625 Жыл бұрын
@@jaxnorthmusic7863 end up dead? He is a clone
@emanuele9238
@emanuele9238 5 ай бұрын
The magic of cocaine
@reyrogers2806
@reyrogers2806 5 жыл бұрын
Martin Lawrence removed monologue transcript "Something else concerns me and it hurts, see I’m, I’m single, I’m a single man, I don’t have nobody, I’m looking for somebody and- but I’m meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin’. Um… some of you are not washing your ass properly.* (laughter & applause) OK? Don’t- don’t get me wrong, not all, some of you, you know what I’m sayin’, uh… I’m sorry, ‘Cause uh, listen, now, I don’t know what it is a woman got to do to keep up the hygiene on the body I know, uh, I’m watching douche commercials on television, and I’m wonderin’ if some of you are reading the instructions. I don’t think so. Y’know, ’cause I’m getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going “Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl.” Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don’t like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. “Douche!” They, (imitating woman) “Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you’re gonna wash all the natural juices out the body.” I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y’know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I’m sorry, y’all. You got to wash properly. You know, and then, you know, ’cause I’m a man, I like to kiss on women, you know, I like to kiss all over their bodies, you know. But if you’re not clean in your proper areas I can’t… you know… kiss all over the places I wanna kiss. You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine." AVS Prod. SNL-322-A08 (under fair usage)
@reyrogers2806
@reyrogers2806 5 жыл бұрын
Judge for yourselves
@TGymer
@TGymer 4 жыл бұрын
THANKYOU!!!! People need to give this persons comment more likes
@sleepydreamdealer
@sleepydreamdealer 4 жыл бұрын
*🐐 Mersi, #RayRogers! It's nice after the moment of disappointment over the missing most juicy part, it immediately pops up down here, in the first comment. Very thoughtful of you, brother.
@ChynaFox
@ChynaFox 3 жыл бұрын
This shit is hilarious lol
@MerokoGaming
@MerokoGaming 3 жыл бұрын
honestly I feel like this is one of those rare times where a monologue like this would pass today's everyday censors. It's weird how back then it was more offensive to talk about feminine hygiene when now it's all over the damn place. P.S. - This transcript made me laugh my ass off, so I can only imagine what the actual monologue felt like live
@maggien3676
@maggien3676 2 жыл бұрын
The formal translation of the jokes to the censored card is so funny to me
@IllicitMediaproductions
@IllicitMediaproductions 2 жыл бұрын
I would to hear his whole set interpreted this way lol
@osaji922
@osaji922 9 жыл бұрын
For those that are wondering, the part that gets cut off is in his stand up comedy "You So Crazy". The whole monologue was from that comedy routine.
@TeamVenture88
@TeamVenture88 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking so because I remember that Segway opening quite well from that stand up... which was hilarious. I'll never forget that bit.
@manbeard8678
@manbeard8678 Жыл бұрын
It's over1 hour. do you know when it strats?
@osaji922
@osaji922 Жыл бұрын
@@manbeard8678 I don't, but the whole thing is worth watching if you have time. It's Martin Lawrence at his best.
@kingrashawn5976
@kingrashawn5976 9 ай бұрын
💯
@natedoggg2002
@natedoggg2002 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the censor statement at the end was part of Martin's SNL monologue at first! Guess Martin was too raw for SNL! 🤣
@paddydoublems
@paddydoublems Ай бұрын
Nope. He was banned from the show because of that raunchy monologue.
@moviebuff3000
@moviebuff3000 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the guy doing the disclaimer is Robert Downey Jrs Uncle.
@em.5941
@em.5941 2 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat
@ker-mit
@ker-mit 2 жыл бұрын
Whats his name?
@moviebuff3000
@moviebuff3000 2 жыл бұрын
@@ker-mit Jim Downey
@alanvallazza9781
@alanvallazza9781 2 жыл бұрын
Must be why Downey did the show in 85-86 while filming Weird Science with his SNL co star Anthony Michael Hall. Everyone got fired in 86 but Nora Dunn, Al Franken, Jon Lovitz and Dennis Miller. Rest were fired. Terry Sweeney, Danitra Vance, Joan Cusak, Randy Quaid, Damon Wayans, Robert Downey Jr. and Anthony Michael Hall. A. Whitney Brown also appeared infrequently and he ended up doing more in 87 on Weekend Update with the A. Whitney Brown minute. Later was on Daily Show from 1997 to 2001.. Last year's with Kilborn and first two seasons with Jon Stewart.
@MrLwilliam01
@MrLwilliam01 2 жыл бұрын
Less respect for SNL. So lame
@travelgal8887
@travelgal8887 2 жыл бұрын
Women not “washing their asses properly” is an old Redd Foxx joke.
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 2 ай бұрын
It’s not a joke
@TheOneWhoDings
@TheOneWhoDings 3 жыл бұрын
How can you ban him and upload his clip
@innerkingdom2331
@innerkingdom2331 3 жыл бұрын
One of those infamous moments in history... SNL history
@MidnightSwinger
@MidnightSwinger 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I feel like that’s a case where they need to upload the uncensored
@jonathangibson9098
@jonathangibson9098 3 жыл бұрын
@@MidnightSwinger Yeah do it SNL. We can hack it.
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the uncensored version lol
@missdoe2269
@missdoe2269 7 жыл бұрын
Would like to see the whole uncensored monologue.
@SPLICY
@SPLICY 2 жыл бұрын
see comment above!
@junodonatus4906
@junodonatus4906 2 жыл бұрын
It was vulgar but not funny.
@ramonw9430
@ramonw9430 2 жыл бұрын
@@junodonatus4906 maybe. But it also wasn't a bannable offense.
@lucasreta
@lucasreta 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramonw9430 it was back in the nineties, apparently... but yeah, pretty tame and unfunny in my opinion.
@alanvallazza9781
@alanvallazza9781 2 жыл бұрын
I saw it live and I am lead to believe it is on a documentary at the very end in full that Martin did of his career. Unaware of the film. But I was watching the show live and saw no issue with the monologue. Only found out about the controversy watching the reruns on cable in 1996. Two years later. With the disclaimer.
@joshuasawyer1760
@joshuasawyer1760 8 ай бұрын
this is one of most remeber and funniest monologue on saturday night live. martin did not hold back.🤣💯
@joshveazey4223
@joshveazey4223 2 жыл бұрын
"Ain't no stopping' me now," he said before getting his monologue censored.
@robertlewis203
@robertlewis203 2 жыл бұрын
I have that entire monologue on VHS. Gonna have to figure a way to upload it sometime
@emnic1
@emnic1 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, please!!
@brolythadawg2505
@brolythadawg2505 2 жыл бұрын
Well hurry tf up n***a F'n KZbin allready has us censored as well
@OSFTV
@OSFTV 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLEASE !!! Do it
@malcolmxpanther
@malcolmxpanther 2 жыл бұрын
Post on KZbin
@_dark_170
@_dark_170 Жыл бұрын
You gotta post it, bro. #doitfortheculture
@arandombard1197
@arandombard1197 2 жыл бұрын
The sudden graphic makes this 100 times funnier.
@webguy943
@webguy943 Жыл бұрын
The fact Martin mentions about censoring n then they censor him is the funniest sh*t ever. 🤣
@onlyfactsandstats
@onlyfactsandstats 9 ай бұрын
Martin Lawrence is one of the funniest truth tellers in comedy all time.
@macforme
@macforme 5 ай бұрын
How would you know? I doubt you have ever seen what he talked about.
@LilAlpo1
@LilAlpo1 3 жыл бұрын
He really got that leg up high at the end 🤣🤣
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
Before I knew Martin was actually censored, when I first saw this (not live) I thought the voice over part was part of the joke and always thought it was funny. Like he was about to do a gross part of his bit that everyone who’s seen him in aware of, so the gag is he’s blocked out and a white guy describes what Martin is saying.
@davajones5866
@davajones5866 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@iktmamafo2133
@iktmamafo2133 2 жыл бұрын
Same here! Thought this was just part of the joke
@Frank-wr2nf
@Frank-wr2nf 2 жыл бұрын
They’re playing it as a joke for sure
@Psychprogrock
@Psychprogrock Жыл бұрын
It's made to look like part of the sketch, for sure. Watch "Here Today" with Billy Crystal for an example of how SNL spins flaws into jokes.
@FrustratedFansSportsShow
@FrustratedFansSportsShow 2 жыл бұрын
To know that is what got him banned is absolutely hilarious. Martin is one of the funniest comedians ever.
@spek-27
@spek-27 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't his full monologue. As you can see in the video, they edited out the parts that got him banned.
@zacharyhall3588
@zacharyhall3588 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe one of the best movie comedians, but his stand up isn't even kind of funny
@imangiomo
@imangiomo 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyhall3588 word.
@malcolmxpanther
@malcolmxpanther 2 жыл бұрын
@Zachary Hall false
@kdohertygizbur
@kdohertygizbur 2 жыл бұрын
Never funny
@Thelanadona
@Thelanadona 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen an snl monologue like this 😆😆😆😆 Martin is hilarious
@WonkaBiz
@WonkaBiz Жыл бұрын
He got banned for life
@robertparker481
@robertparker481 Жыл бұрын
You need to watch Louis CK's opening monologues. He was on there at least two times maybe three
@KavonWilson-zj9wk
@KavonWilson-zj9wk 4 ай бұрын
He reminds me of tupac
@kstepko
@kstepko 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the live version of this monologue on the night it aired!
@jaylouis8227
@jaylouis8227 3 жыл бұрын
The unedited version has to exist somewhere!
@dalayarichardson5977
@dalayarichardson5977 3 жыл бұрын
Did you find it
@jaylouis8227
@jaylouis8227 3 жыл бұрын
I wish. I've seen an uncensored transcript online, but the unedited video doesn't seem to be anywhere.
@l.a.r.worldwide8243
@l.a.r.worldwide8243 3 жыл бұрын
Its from his stand up ...-You so crazy.
@GMANKOOL23
@GMANKOOL23 3 жыл бұрын
It's on dailymotion
@thepsychicalliance
@thepsychicalliance 2 жыл бұрын
I saw it live as a kid.
@AB-jr9ny
@AB-jr9ny Жыл бұрын
LOL! Appears Martin thought he was doing stand up on Def Comedy and not a monologue on SNL! Priceless!!!!
@youngw1ze
@youngw1ze 5 ай бұрын
This aired and was quickly taken out of circulation....took me 30 years to see this ..
@JayAgave
@JayAgave 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely didn’t need SNL
@tdavenport3387
@tdavenport3387 3 жыл бұрын
Nope he did greater things after that...
@seanveal2317
@seanveal2317 2 жыл бұрын
Just Martin being Martin LMFAO
@lossalis3899
@lossalis3899 Жыл бұрын
“at this point in his monologue🤓”
@scarredpastry
@scarredpastry 4 жыл бұрын
the edit at the end was fucking funny though
@SEDRICKHENDRIXTHEGAMER
@SEDRICKHENDRIXTHEGAMER 2 жыл бұрын
Martin always was so fresh
@jondavis2790
@jondavis2790 4 ай бұрын
But I guess his women weren't!
@rocklee9804
@rocklee9804 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew that he was on Saturday Night Live
@lemonpepper853
@lemonpepper853 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently he was banned for talking about smelly vagina. Smdh. Shame.
@JOSEPHVENTURABRAND
@JOSEPHVENTURABRAND 10 жыл бұрын
Martin goes off - for real!
@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719
@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719 Жыл бұрын
Imagine almost losing your job because of a comedy legend having a good set
@Benjarmon
@Benjarmon 9 ай бұрын
So real. Bro only said damn and ass and said some blue jokes. Man was just doing HIS job.
@ljones060592
@ljones060592 5 жыл бұрын
Notice something about all the ppl referring to Martin as a crackhead or just being negative about it?...hmmmm
@ckvfilms1
@ckvfilms1 10 жыл бұрын
they nearly lost all their jobs because of a monologue of Martin ? I mean when you are almost losing your job because somebody talks some stuff on tv that means your business is fucktop
@assmane999
@assmane999 7 жыл бұрын
You could tell that the writers tried to be funny with that spoken explanation of why it was censored. They definitely wouldn't have lost their jobs, maybe a couple but not everyone.
@ckvfilms1
@ckvfilms1 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@stephaniegale108
@stephaniegale108 2 жыл бұрын
Threw it on a bunch of snow cones😂😂😂. I die😂😂😂.
@AuntDee65
@AuntDee65 Жыл бұрын
This way the only time that he was on SNL. He was never asked back to come back again
@pgrmoja
@pgrmoja 7 жыл бұрын
the way i see it the crowd was still laughing after he said all that and was excited....you blew it SNL
@donnie8032
@donnie8032 3 жыл бұрын
@AJ Estur Oh, yeah. They would have canceled a show going on for decades for a joke a guest made? How stupid are you? I don't believe any of tge actors were threatened with being fired either since it wasn't at all their fault. Not like they brought Martin Lawrence on or anything.
@dominiquewilliams6483
@dominiquewilliams6483 3 жыл бұрын
Mfks sayin Martin coked out but let somebody like Will Ferrell did them same antics on stage it would’ve just been hilarious smh 🤦🏾‍♂️....
@spiceupyourlife7755
@spiceupyourlife7755 3 жыл бұрын
@Ricky Mills Racism will never go away
@plantbasedministries9233
@plantbasedministries9233 3 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@SonnyDula718
@SonnyDula718 3 жыл бұрын
@Ricky Mills it’s not a race card my brother, it’s literally the truth.
@GoldbergPatriot
@GoldbergPatriot 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Farley...
@sparkle11231
@sparkle11231 3 жыл бұрын
No way would Will Ferrell say this kinda stuff. Be real! Anyway, I don't mind reading the monologue here (btw it's funny only because it's cringeworthy) but over the airwaves? Hell no.
@jasonclyburn1499
@jasonclyburn1499 3 жыл бұрын
Did the announcer call him Marvin Lawrence
@tykelwilliams6053
@tykelwilliams6053 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@pinonXO
@pinonXO 3 жыл бұрын
No. I played it twice. Announcer got it right…..
@khangphamchannel016
@khangphamchannel016 3 жыл бұрын
@@pinonXO People might heard it wrong because the music is even louder than the announcer
@wanjis
@wanjis 19 күн бұрын
Martin on that good stuff
@BrainDeadIcon
@BrainDeadIcon 3 жыл бұрын
Bunch of losers in the comments that have NEVER seen him do stand up. This is his bit. He’s not on drugs.
@copyright-ur1sf
@copyright-ur1sf 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually Red Foxx's bit. Look up 'You Gotta Wash Your Ass' Its 10X funnier than anything Martin Lawrence has ever done.
@nateg4008
@nateg4008 2 жыл бұрын
@@copyright-ur1sf lol imagine searching through the comments to hate on martin in a video u looked up
@copyright-ur1sf
@copyright-ur1sf 2 жыл бұрын
@@nateg4008 Telling the truth is "hating" on him? Sorry I hurt your feelings, bro lol For what it's worth, this video was suggested to me, I didn't look it up.
@copyright-ur1sf
@copyright-ur1sf 2 жыл бұрын
@@nateg4008 Here's more "hate" lol: Maybe 86 the "Imagine" shit. That was played like 5 years ago.
@hishamelfangary722
@hishamelfangary722 2 жыл бұрын
"Martin Lawrence wanders L.A. with loaded gun, screaming at passing cars in 1996" Search for that on google. The dude is off his rocker.
@kingcc2
@kingcc2 2 жыл бұрын
I seen it live & I wish I would have recorded it. They knew what type of comedian he was, I don't know why they didn't do a 10 second delay like they did when Richard Pryor hosted the show
@stoptheviolence3358
@stoptheviolence3358 9 ай бұрын
Smashin knees and cutting Pilly packers 😂
@pablosanchez6558
@pablosanchez6558 Жыл бұрын
5:40 Weird Al probably watched this
@christopherf346
@christopherf346 6 ай бұрын
Well Martin Lawrence was speaking the truth even today's world a lot of females don't want to clean themselves down there to their hygiene really good.
@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041
@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Martin Lawrence is a cool actor and This movie reminds me of The Bad Boys Trilogy right after I start off in 1995 through the year 2020.
@nubiangoddess2376
@nubiangoddess2376 3 жыл бұрын
I love Martin, idc 😭❤️
@malachi_temple.2000
@malachi_temple.2000 3 жыл бұрын
After that night he was banned
@drewzuhosky6826
@drewzuhosky6826 3 жыл бұрын
Allegedly. Lawrence himself has said he was temporarily blacklisted from NBC-- seeing his scheduled _Leno_ appearance the following week get cancelled.
@khartoumlavage4253
@khartoumlavage4253 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all mad at Lorne for Elon hosting. I'm mad at Lorne for banning Martin. We are not the same.
@angeld271
@angeld271 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@queen_of_domination
@queen_of_domination Жыл бұрын
Tic Tac in @zz! 😂😂😂😂
@jakethewatersnake
@jakethewatersnake 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see the removed part.
@TeamVenture88
@TeamVenture88 2 жыл бұрын
If you watch his stand up special "You so Crazy" it has the entire bit that was edited out. Just find that. You'll love it. It's one of the best stand ups of the 90's. Hilarious
@queens2nd2none
@queens2nd2none Жыл бұрын
Nearly cost all of us our jobs! That's how you know HBO picked the right man at the right time to host Def Comedy Jam. Martin in the 90s was lightning in a bottle if the lightning was a black man. KZbin any of his Def Comedy Jam intros where he's talking to the audience before the comics come out... Stuff of legend!
@moranphillips2064
@moranphillips2064 9 ай бұрын
Not only did martin hosted DCJ, but he was also the leading comic
@dominiclee9437
@dominiclee9437 5 ай бұрын
Smfh they won't even show it anymore!! Ppl can't even tell a joke without ppl catching feelings
@RellyRell-ud3iz
@RellyRell-ud3iz 2 жыл бұрын
He used to have so much energy
@binaryvoid0101
@binaryvoid0101 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called being young.
@VenomousHigh
@VenomousHigh 2 жыл бұрын
​@@binaryvoid0101 More like "not having had a stroke yet". Supposedly he hasn't been the same since the '90s, to the point that even people who knew him before the first stroke said his whole personality was different after the 2000s hit. He'd probably still be this energetic if it weren't for what happened to him.
@neilgodfrey2669
@neilgodfrey2669 4 ай бұрын
The uncut version is on KZbin
@Alexz_Archivz
@Alexz_Archivz 3 жыл бұрын
Martin is NOT high. This is his normal set as an intro on Def Comedy Jam back in the day[mid 90s], not to mention, coming off his peak also, as lead on the newly introduced network, at the time, called: "FOX" back in the early 90s during their launch... this network partially started by Married With Children and In Living Color in the late 80s.
@mysondaprince5829
@mysondaprince5829 3 жыл бұрын
How u kno where u with him tht night 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂
@demetridabum
@demetridabum Жыл бұрын
No fucking way , dude I’m a huge coke head and this guy is GEEKED lmfaoo 😂
@conedx
@conedx Жыл бұрын
this was before bad boys and nothing to lose
@jarardx2312
@jarardx2312 2 жыл бұрын
They must put this video back on youtube or something. I remember back in 2014 and 2015 I used to look for this video and I couldn't find it.
@chrisdalton5646
@chrisdalton5646 Жыл бұрын
In 1994, all a stand up comic had to do was describe the Lorena Bobbit incident. Comic Relief that year was very repetitive.
@EWOODJ
@EWOODJ 4 жыл бұрын
This video is banned in the US. Good thing for VPNs
@jacksonteller3973
@jacksonteller3973 3 жыл бұрын
i'm in the U.S. and i'm not using a VPN and I can see it just fine.
@angieb7106
@angieb7106 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonteller3973 where’s the link to watch the unedited clip?
@jacksonteller3973
@jacksonteller3973 3 жыл бұрын
@@angieb7106 Don't know.
@user-dw6xm4io1u
@user-dw6xm4io1u 3 жыл бұрын
@@angieb7106 on dailymotion and elsewhere
@danielgraham1082
@danielgraham1082 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonteller3973 same
@sheraydunbar729
@sheraydunbar729 9 ай бұрын
Wonderful Monologue ❤ Martin 👏👏❤😅😅
@ShinRyojin
@ShinRyojin 24 күн бұрын
I first watched this on Comedy Central back in the 90s and I thought that the censored portion was part of the bit. The narrator had this unintentional dry humor to his voice.
@bisket2003
@bisket2003 2 жыл бұрын
Got him banned. HAHHAHHAHhahha. Only 200 complaints. Man, those were the days. ALSO, this version of the SNL logo is the best!
@steveadams1576
@steveadams1576 3 ай бұрын
I thought it was a much needed PSA, and Lume was created to take care of the problem. LOL Thanks to Martin and Dr Klingman
@brucedunlap2036
@brucedunlap2036 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with him about the female hygiene. He is talking the truth
@publiclygrown
@publiclygrown 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's an infection not always cause from sex r not cleaning correctly
@danielgraham1082
@danielgraham1082 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Hollywood Squares sketch was somewhat inspired by this
@rubendominguez5260
@rubendominguez5260 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the unrated version
@angelorocksful
@angelorocksful 5 жыл бұрын
4:42
@ytpremium7649
@ytpremium7649 2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle - Class act Martin Lawrence - Repulsive
@malcolmxpanther
@malcolmxpanther 2 жыл бұрын
Easily offended huh
@Tornadosage
@Tornadosage 2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmxpanther Yeah... because "easily offended" people definitely love referring to a man who joked about Michael Jackson raping kids as a "class act". Have you tried turning your brain on today?
@TeamVenture88
@TeamVenture88 2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmxpanther She felt personally triggered by the jokes about poor female hygiene. 😄
@theemario
@theemario 2 жыл бұрын
Look at that shirt! 😂
@neqneq9695
@neqneq9695 11 ай бұрын
SNL, y'all owe that man an apology AND y'all need to lift the ban on him!!! 4give and let go. Martin deserves another chance to be back on the show. If u can let Dave Chappelle on there smoking a cigarette on camera, cussing, then why not let Martin back on? All because he was talkn about some reason shit. Please 🙄 Btw, I have nothing against Dave Chappelle. I love him. He's one of the realist comedians out there 💯
@sammydane5988
@sammydane5988 10 ай бұрын
4:43 When it gets too raw for SNL
@Nomorequestionz62
@Nomorequestionz62 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell did this get him banned it was funny as hell
@braxtonpierce8768
@braxtonpierce8768 3 жыл бұрын
Cause he went too far about feminine hygiene after he first mentioned it so they had to cut it out and banned him
@GraceLove33
@GraceLove33 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not funny it’s so gross and wrong
@daltonschwartz8825
@daltonschwartz8825 2 жыл бұрын
@@GraceLove33 and reactions like yours make it funnier
@briansweeney6733
@briansweeney6733 2 жыл бұрын
@@GraceLove33 you’re just mad because what he said is true
@TeamVenture88
@TeamVenture88 2 жыл бұрын
@@GraceLove33 What he complains about in the about is gross and wrong. Hence why he joked about it. Lighten up. Or perhaps you were you personally triggered by it? 🤔
@drewzuhosky6826
@drewzuhosky6826 3 жыл бұрын
The voice-over explaining the excised portion of the monologue is _way_ too serious. Martin was on _The Breakfast Club_ on the radio this year and has confirmed that he is *not* banned from _SNL._ In reality, he was temporarily blacklisted from NBC and had an appearance on _The Tonight Show_ canceled the following week.
@budfloydi
@budfloydi 3 жыл бұрын
That was their top writer. So I believe it was meant to be serious as a joke
@drewzuhosky6826
@drewzuhosky6826 3 жыл бұрын
@@budfloydi Was it Jim Downey who headed the writers at the time?
@bruceogden3236
@bruceogden3236 3 жыл бұрын
Because he said it was white and small....lol frfr
@ShredPenguins
@ShredPenguins 2 жыл бұрын
According to Lorne Michaels, he is banned. Martin can say whatever he wants, doesn't make it true.
@alanvallazza9781
@alanvallazza9781 2 жыл бұрын
He was on Tonight Show three years later with Tim Robbins promoting Nothing In Common. And was back for Big Momma's House a year later.
@pjj9491
@pjj9491 3 жыл бұрын
why was he wearing that tent.. lpl
@SHIZZLE71
@SHIZZLE71 4 жыл бұрын
*Martins the GOAT* 🐐
@kolako6269
@kolako6269 3 жыл бұрын
PERIODT!
@theghettoracle
@theghettoracle 3 жыл бұрын
"They called ME" Martin the Legend. Supreme Goat.
@niterida380
@niterida380 4 жыл бұрын
Maaaarvin Lawrence!
@christophermattis3492
@christophermattis3492 Жыл бұрын
What year was this?
@mistercool3859
@mistercool3859 Жыл бұрын
1994
@RJsermon
@RJsermon 3 жыл бұрын
If they were talking about male hygiene it wouldn't have been edited
@RayTheProducer
@RayTheProducer 3 жыл бұрын
The whole 'bit' was painfully unfunny. Lawrence has always been a poor man's Eddie Murphy. Comedy is all about craft: you can talk about female hygiene or anything at all, as long as you do it creatively. The creativity is what makes it funny. This wouldn't have worked at a Tuesday Open Mic in the suburbs. Lawrence had this giant platform, and this is what he talks about. The voiceover was actually funnier than the monologue.
@mrgmist488
@mrgmist488 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if they where it wouldn’t of been cut out
@zacheryjequinto7259
@zacheryjequinto7259 3 жыл бұрын
Talking about anybody's genital hygiene is not something any network should broadcast
@tdavenport3387
@tdavenport3387 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacheryjequinto7259 but you can show man on man or woman on woman ... it's true so we can laugh....
@genesisbustamante-durian
@genesisbustamante-durian 3 жыл бұрын
@@RayTheProducer your mom was painfully unfunny
@jselmer9100
@jselmer9100 3 жыл бұрын
He's not banned Marvin is banned. Lol
@traceyjones607
@traceyjones607 2 жыл бұрын
I watched the live show that night. He was speaking his truth. There are a lot of women who could say the same about the men in their lives. They suffer privately.😞
@msdustismith8919
@msdustismith8919 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I hear the WHOLE rant???
@pogolswood
@pogolswood 10 жыл бұрын
Why put this up if we cannot hear the supposed offensive stuff. Here is the real offence, I can without trying too hard find really offensive material people being killed and mutilated on yt, but heaven forfend that I get to listen to a chap being humorous about female personal hygiene. Grow up.
@hind__
@hind__ 5 жыл бұрын
This has been censored since it the day after it aired ok
@DavidRichardson95
@DavidRichardson95 Жыл бұрын
29 years ago today. And I wasn't even born till 15 months later.
@ColitoGigante
@ColitoGigante Жыл бұрын
It wasn't even that bad to get him banned...the uncensored version is on KZbin
@derlaurenz
@derlaurenz 4 жыл бұрын
SNL Producers: So Martin, how much blow did you do before going on stage?? Martin: YES!
@user-ve2jh3ef3d
@user-ve2jh3ef3d 3 жыл бұрын
Martin is very brave to be so open when sharing his thoughts and he is very energetic!
@nhdad3439
@nhdad3439 Жыл бұрын
Is there any way to see this unedited?
@angholloway5091
@angholloway5091 Жыл бұрын
That's what I wanna know
@nickbanks7954
@nickbanks7954 Жыл бұрын
It is. The full episodes season 19 Episode 14 on internet archive. Just watched it.
@nhdad3439
@nhdad3439 Жыл бұрын
@@nickbanks7954 ThanksQ
@svmac02
@svmac02 Жыл бұрын
Awww he sounds a bit nervous 😬
@OddOneOut665
@OddOneOut665 Жыл бұрын
SNL needs to stop being Cowards and just show us the whole thing uncensored already!
@walkz007
@walkz007 6 жыл бұрын
Watchmojo brought me here!
@helenharper4311
@helenharper4311 6 жыл бұрын
Me too! Haha!
@justineis5712
@justineis5712 5 жыл бұрын
me 3
@7beers
@7beers 4 жыл бұрын
Meow
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Watch Mojo???!!! That's fucking incredible!!! You went from one place to another????!!!
@TOM15555555
@TOM15555555 3 жыл бұрын
Really I’m sure it did they are really great website WatchMojo probably did a video on this movie 🎥 actor Martin Lawrence very funny 😆 😁 .
@redbaron07
@redbaron07 Жыл бұрын
Anyone get the Dr. Squatch soap commercial while watching KZbin today? Double standards...
@RyanSellman1
@RyanSellman1 8 ай бұрын
I watched it uncensored. It's tame compared to far raunchier and "offensive" bits from guys like Daniel Tosh.
@5StarFilmz
@5StarFilmz 2 жыл бұрын
Swa swachaza....😂😂😂
@Artislife1992
@Artislife1992 2 жыл бұрын
First off who tf is ‘Marviiiin Lawrence’!? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
@harleyskawronik6382
@harleyskawronik6382 2 жыл бұрын
I thought my pjs were baggie, but hey that was the 90's the style we have now is a tighter baggie.
@Mnemoniforma9.00
@Mnemoniforma9.00 Жыл бұрын
Release the uncensored version, you cowards
@IA78__
@IA78__ 5 ай бұрын
This is a SNL page so your not going to get the full version. I seen the real monologue on Redditt, it is worth the search if you want the real story
@Nomorequestionz62
@Nomorequestionz62 3 жыл бұрын
They doing something with the views. Why does Hollywood hate Martin he put the dress on and everything for them show the legend some respect
@orlandoolague9292
@orlandoolague9292 3 жыл бұрын
bruh cuz he wasn't that funny LMAO, not everything is a damn conspiracy
@Nomorequestionz62
@Nomorequestionz62 3 жыл бұрын
@@orlandoolague9292 😂 stop raining on my conspiracy SNL hated on Martin and you know it
@orlandoolague9292
@orlandoolague9292 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nomorequestionz62 howd they hate on Martin? He made jokes that just werent good?? Its why Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Keenan Thompson, Tracy Morgan, many other Black dudes have hosted but he hasn’t, cus his jokes fuckin sucked, this isn’t some race conspiracy, he sucked
@lemonpepper853
@lemonpepper853 3 жыл бұрын
@@orlandoolague9292 But he did host!! Obviously they thought he was worthy of that honor when he was at the height of is career. He's calmed down a lot recently. Martin still is spoking very highly of in his comedic circle and has a large clut following. Just say you don't think he's funny and move on. Smh.
@dnt6604
@dnt6604 3 жыл бұрын
@@orlandoolague9292 Martin is better than half of the guys you named.
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