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@justinerogers3715 жыл бұрын
I was taking a group of kids on an educational travel tour, most of whom had never flown before. Marty was our flight attendant, and the kids were laughing so hard they forgot to be nervous.
@joywood46002 жыл бұрын
Marty is great with her passengers. Very funny she makes the flight fun I give her😁👍 thumbs up
@mickemike21483 жыл бұрын
This hostess is all across the internet for making funny announcements! She is clearly stand up comedian material, but the crowd can't escape from their seats in an airplane which is a smart move if you have a bad day at work. Fantastic!
@DillonCleans4 жыл бұрын
How can they remember all that. That’s like a million words
@donnabaardsen53723 жыл бұрын
@WhutsWhat No, I've heard this repeated on numerous Southwest flight's. It's memorized, not unplanned.
@grantwarren52143 жыл бұрын
@@donnabaardsen5372 but gotta give her credit for switching up the small details each flight too. Her own original skit too.
@rachel11493 жыл бұрын
They’ve done it for years dumbass
@bradward91643 жыл бұрын
Lol.I said the same thing
@kirstieb80253 жыл бұрын
@@donnabaardsen5372 she said she maid her own spin of it on ellen in 2014.
@London10645 жыл бұрын
She is very good and brings a much needed humour into this world. 10/10
@theresameske75946 жыл бұрын
I would book a trip on Southwest just to hear her safety announcement. She is hysterical😂😂😂
@nam32636 жыл бұрын
This lady is hysterical. What a lovely sense of humour
@skyfoxf11135 жыл бұрын
Well, that was definitely refreshing. A flight attendant with a little bit sas and a lot of class! Well done Marty!!!
@bmh20045 жыл бұрын
I love her, she makes flying so much fun, give that lady a recognition award and a big fat raise
@karimgroves77922 жыл бұрын
One of the most impressive, awesome, single hardworking parents you will ever encounter in this business.
@Rick4345 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a shining example of the perfect flight attendant.
@nitanadina10285 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious, but I dare say, I´ve never heard anyone talk THAT FAST before in my life! Good thing it´s been recorded, I need to listen to it several times to understand it all...
@sterlingarcher1775 Жыл бұрын
She's great at her job, and easy on the eyes too.
@showtime9515 жыл бұрын
Marty, I'm dead serious. As the son of a commercial pilot, I spent a lot of my life in planes and airports. Unfortunately, with all of the post-9/11 TSA obstacle course, loading, check-in, etc., I've been conditioned to not stand the thought of commercial flight travel. Prepare for the greatest compliment I could possibly pay you. You actually make flying look attractive and fun again. You are a delightful breathe of fresh air in a world gone dry and stale. Thank you. Be safe and God bless.
@ScrewTikTok2 жыл бұрын
Seems the core part of these speeches (including humor parts) are consistent in in every flight of southwest. Good policy. Other airlines should follow it!
@timtobias65415 жыл бұрын
I remember my sister was a flight attendant do American Airlines in the late 70's. Training was much more stringent back then. You had to be a certain height & weight. No glasses, contacts only. They taught you how to do your makeup. Really? But she had some of the best stories! The woman that knocked her husband out with a bottle of champagne, because he was drunk & obnoxious. A spider monkey that someone snuck on the plane & it got loose. All the flight attendants trying to capture it. In first class the used real China & she's trying to carve a roast on one of those be carts, while the suddenly hit tubulance. People asked her how she pulled THAT off. She said she just winged it, they didn't teach her that in training. These funny videos are s great. More relaxed!!!
@toscatripp91343 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE her! Please put her in charge of training, or atleast use her techniques to train other flight attendants, she's EXCELLENT & I know she'd put others at ease in flying!!!
@ngml3207 жыл бұрын
your the best Marty
@PrincessLuna0207 жыл бұрын
OMG! If you turn on your subtitles it's hysterical. It mentions how everyone gets there very own teeny weenie yellow cell with zucchini!😂
@Photostm7 жыл бұрын
PrincessLuna020 that is halirious!!!!
@HeidiKohne5 жыл бұрын
"Thanks to get your kidney battle ends and welcome aboard"
@every1sangels5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@hiflite29255 жыл бұрын
LOL. I heard teenie weenie southwest bikini!
@stronzer595 жыл бұрын
Excellent delivery. She has a future on stage.
@debbiecooper16776 жыл бұрын
I flew from OKC. to Dallas. I swear I laughed at those ladies the whole time.
@elainepearson48174 жыл бұрын
She is funny and at least she gets the attention of the passengers which is exactly what is needed, unfortunately those safety briefs can get a little boring and repetitive and I tend to drift off. I wish we had her in Australia it would definitely liven up the flight. 🇦🇺😷😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@jamesdalwood61422 жыл бұрын
I totally agree
@northernriverstransportvlogs6 ай бұрын
Australia has the worst flight attendants, well at least Qantas does. They speak so fast and so boring and having flown on 14 individual Qantas flights I have only listened once or twice because they're just so boring and disengaging.
@miamiguy726 жыл бұрын
she has become and internet sensation !!! i cant stop laughing !!
@bonnierussell24955 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I wish all airlines were like this.
@soonerjontheconservative6363 жыл бұрын
She is so funny I hope I have her on a flight some time.
@treypohe45935 жыл бұрын
Oh I wish she was here in Australia! Love you Marty Cobb!!!
@carolannetitmus88785 жыл бұрын
Just be grateful that on Quantas they take safety procedures seriously...believe me that is no joking matter.
@treypohe45935 жыл бұрын
@@carolannetitmus8878 you spelt QANTAS wrong... Or, Qantas
@treypohe45935 жыл бұрын
@@carolannetitmus8878 but Air New Zealand seems pretty good as well...especially they're safety videos!
@carolannetitmus88785 жыл бұрын
Oops sorry, great airline!
@treypohe45935 жыл бұрын
@@carolannetitmus8878 lol 😂
@marcscheel43725 жыл бұрын
Before I retired I flew Southwest every week from Orlando to Phillie for about a year. We had several instances where both the male and female senior attendants made jokes like this or sang to us. It relaxed the scared flyers somewhat. I love Southwest and since I flew the same flights each week, I got to know some of the gals and they were so much fun. I also remember, early in my career when I would fly from Houston Hobby to Dallas Love weekly, office to office. Back then the attendants wore hot pants and were required to have certain weight limits and age limits. I know it sounds sexist but they had the most beautiful and hot young ladies back in the day. No offense to todays male and females, old and young, fat and skinny.
@mickie22413 жыл бұрын
I remember that back in the sixties and into the 70s, of course that's when flying used to be fun 😊
@woodrowsmith34008 ай бұрын
This lady is a rock star! I would love to be sitting in a seat too small...too firm... anticipating a boring flight to someplace and hear these instructions. Wouldn't that instantly make you smile...make your flight better?
@cierramoten517911 ай бұрын
"That is sweet, but cash is better" 😂😂😂
@mitch081536 жыл бұрын
What class act!!
@shawnsmith20526 жыл бұрын
You are awesome!!
@aliahasselman65965 жыл бұрын
Fantastic!
@jamesfarnham19766 жыл бұрын
Seen her twice, ding dong my mother in law joke...too funny!!
@staceynevill13577 жыл бұрын
Yes she was on Ellen Show with her daughters. We fly next week out of Dallas to Las Vegas and my wife would love for her to be on the flight.
@muscleandmath29107 жыл бұрын
Stacey Breland did you have her on the flight?
@staceynevill13577 жыл бұрын
No, unfortunately we had a boring set but the flight was good.
@yoboyhb60505 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t her it was a different one
@CaptainArt7774 жыл бұрын
Helpfull note, if you watch the Ellen show, you are spitting in the Lords face. She is a well-known gay and lives with her lover and also lies a lot.
@CaptainArt7774 жыл бұрын
@Cherry And we have to pray for people like you. Hell awaits you unless you accept the Lord. With all the evidice we have for you to say that tells me that you are super stupid.
@jordantrivett35877 жыл бұрын
she inspires me.
@feelfree38816 жыл бұрын
I would love to have her as my flight attendant on a flight I would definitely fly that Airline again
@atlasking61106 жыл бұрын
Marty's the best. But I've heard a lot of SW attendants use the "disco lights" line. Just heard it on my last flight (and it wasn't Marty.)
@checocr7 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Hope all were like her.
@slimjimphantom62946 жыл бұрын
Love this gal !!!
@annetteslife2 жыл бұрын
I wish Greyhound drivers had enthusiasm like her!
@kymsheba5 жыл бұрын
Now that was worth the cost of the flight right there, Hilarious :)
@chextex41476 жыл бұрын
That last line....hahaha
@madelinclaireg44465 жыл бұрын
I love her 😂😂😂
@bird2718283 жыл бұрын
God bless her🌻🌼🌷
@mikkdimperio2246 жыл бұрын
MARTY IS THE BEST
@ABIAviation4 жыл бұрын
I have been on her flight before !
@vikkimcdonough61534 жыл бұрын
I love Southwest.
@raeblackstone35922 жыл бұрын
Southwest steak spice? 🤔
@WaterMan-ss6eb6 жыл бұрын
Marty marry me you have got the greatest personaLITY AND SMOKIN HOT TO BOOT!
@galaxygirl71226 жыл бұрын
I not hearing anyone laughing like how the other video was filled with laughter.
@TheRivrPrncess6 жыл бұрын
There was laughter, just not a lot.
@khalidabdulghani6 жыл бұрын
TheRivrPrncess ikr some boring people
@inyourowntimegoon6 жыл бұрын
CMBCM lover speak and write English!!! You illiterate ass!
@yoboyhb60505 жыл бұрын
The one on Ellen was the best
@LarryTezekjian5 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!
@jerrynichols26604 жыл бұрын
I love Southwest
@gooniesneversaydie36996 жыл бұрын
I WAS THE 1K LIKE! I HAVE FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE
@mike74em6 жыл бұрын
B Dog So did it pay out for you?
@nazirkhawaja91086 жыл бұрын
After 6 months... he gets 4 likes 😂
@helenivanic16287 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious. I was laughing so hard. I would love fly on a plane and meet you in person. hehe
@traveljoe59086 жыл бұрын
Do these flight attendants get together for this stuff xD
@blexy3505 жыл бұрын
Too funny!
@anton19494 жыл бұрын
What a Doll.
@affordableplumbing58526 жыл бұрын
The most honest flight attendant in the air.
@williambrownlee45347 ай бұрын
Where was she when I was Flying SW , Kc To Phoenix ???? She's GREAT !!!
@rolandmiller54564 жыл бұрын
I understand her perfectly.
@colin24086 жыл бұрын
This is like, Janice's sane sister.
@saphiro0075 жыл бұрын
The last comments she made was hilarious!
@AtarahDerek3 жыл бұрын
She was quoting Come From Away, which was the newest hot musical on Broadway in 2017.
@AtarahDerek3 жыл бұрын
Someone has seen Come From Away.
@timothyblystone3776 жыл бұрын
Chicago to LA. Similar if not the same crew.
@ladyspace88152 жыл бұрын
♥️
@jacobglasgow29024 жыл бұрын
I love these videos I drive school bus and we have to give a safety speech before we leave about rules and if something would happen what they are supposed to do and I base mine off of this to try and make it fun otherwise it’s the same old boring stuff and nobody listens to you lol.
@Dee-mo3oj6 жыл бұрын
💯
@seansky27212 жыл бұрын
She's a doozy!
@duckwalkerindian46896 жыл бұрын
these r happy people i guess....dont know may b i could b wrong too
@delta_50885 жыл бұрын
"Just do what we say and nobody gets hurt" United airlines
@DeadRaymanWalking6 жыл бұрын
If I was to fly in the future, I would SO fly Southwest and hopefully see Marty Cobb. Ten years ago, I flew SWA going home from moving my sister into her new home in Colorado, and when the FAs demonstrated the use of the seatbelt, they said to wear it low and tight "Britney Spears style".
@jonnycountry33562 жыл бұрын
I love you
@MyMomsAWaffle4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell will be able to breathe normaly after cabin pressure loss lol
@CasimusxPrime5 жыл бұрын
She sounds like the mom on Young Sheldon
@laverdadesmejor5 жыл бұрын
I thought passengers were prohibited by FAA rules to laugh or smile once onboard.
@papakilo-27503 жыл бұрын
huh where the hell you got that
@markorollo.6 жыл бұрын
I just heard noise, slow doooooooownnnn
@jonnycountry33562 жыл бұрын
Hey its Jonny country
@rogermetzger73353 жыл бұрын
Wish I could understand it.
@chuckschillingvideos5 жыл бұрын
She's easy on the eyes too!
@terrymckenna33823 жыл бұрын
She pass as a scouser
@philoshaughnessy9066 жыл бұрын
Can I buy you a drink?
@feelfree38816 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I bet when she first started doing that the pilot probably told her not to do that because it's unprofessional and stuff like that then Southwest probably realized just how much business they were getting because of her and said go ahead with it keep up the good work Marty I hope the next time I fly I am definitely flying Southwest and I am requesting Marty is my flight attendant fingers crossed
@paulpayton82387 жыл бұрын
glad I didn't marry this woman ha ha ha ha 😀 👍 😎 👍 she's good
@spock79456 жыл бұрын
+Paul Payton it'd have been good if one were married to her though :) .. just need to remember which button to push to turn them on
@cagney1st5 жыл бұрын
Bet she's glad too . .
@halfemoon23482 жыл бұрын
DoYou still fly.. Sweet Marty??
@user-rn1cu8cv8b2 жыл бұрын
She’s hot as hell
@jeffoates67584 ай бұрын
They keep saying 4 oxygen masks will drop.... But there is 6 across on the 737? Don't scare people! hehe.
@TheAvenstar5 жыл бұрын
Good thing no one needed to know everything she was saying. Humor is good though. Gotta give her credit.
@annabethschreiber58025 жыл бұрын
What flight number is her plane?
@7riverseast2175 жыл бұрын
OMG..I love it...shes like ...A female Dennis Miller....but not an asshole !
@Eduardomiramar226 жыл бұрын
She is in another video got 10 million viewers But this video is better picture
@drewconway71352 жыл бұрын
Identical twin son and daughter? Whatevs.
@nadinecrupi54815 жыл бұрын
Nooo..that's a little tooo much!
@randykiomall83776 жыл бұрын
Will she marry me lol
@finscreenname5 жыл бұрын
Is this a retirement flight? Pan Am flight attendants would be rolling over in their graves if they still were not flying Southwest.
@daverogers56095 жыл бұрын
about a minute and a 1/2 too long.
@RichardHClark5 жыл бұрын
Bout time somebody quit being so serious
@FreezinFury6 жыл бұрын
Shes speaking too fast i would have trouble understanding here.
@christinaFaith844 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is scripted after seeingso many do it. I have seen some originals though.
@richardwhite61104 жыл бұрын
Talking way to fast for me.
@nijmegen19644 жыл бұрын
Too fast for a safety brief - more interested in sounding slick.
@MillenniumForceLOVER3 жыл бұрын
I could still understand her
@CaptainArt7774 жыл бұрын
She has already been accused of showing off at the expense of her passenger. Almost all can't understand what she is saying which is supposed to be a safety briefing. She wants attention.
@rolandmiller54564 жыл бұрын
Who accused her-YOU?. A lot of the Southwest folks do a similar type of spiel because here is a newsflash for you tightasses pilots. If they didn't make it somewhat humorous then NONE of the passengers would really listen.
@CaptainArt7774 жыл бұрын
@@rolandmiller5456Miller, She talked to fast for folks to understand her. All newbies flying do listen and I don't know of any tightasses pilots. You must hang with the wrong crowd and I been flying for 54yrs. You are a foul mouth kid. Go back to school and at least finish grade school. Have a nice and safe day.