Ask Alli: Should I Ditch My Wife Over Her Farting?

Is it time we got a show pig? Everyone says absolutely, 100% yes, and Willie promised to take care of it. David Rush has broken a world record using fake farts, but real ones threaten one man's marriage. Alli Breen has a letter from a listener who worries that his wife has let herself go, mostly in her pants.

[@sheilabrownell8549]

I love josh

[@Mike583]

What 2 words did Chick just mouth?? 😎😯😆🤣😂

[@johnsmith2046]

Free farting, like Tom Petty's "Free Falling".

[@linken0879]

I’ve been with my wife for ten years. The idea of holding in my fart is ridiculous. Why be uncomfortable

[@michaelmeanswell]

Courtesy, respect

[@aanddone4747]

Temporarily Better looking AND married

[@aanddone4747]

I bet many knew that guy had his shiny pole out (lol)

[@randymagnum143]

11:01 I know she reads the news!

[@wayneasiam65]

Josh is a copious farter. The ratio will always favor him.

[@setha360]

free the fart box, once had a girlfriend who adhored farts, had to hold them go to the bathroom to bottom blow the ballast with a fan on to hide my fumes.

[@oldgroucho2203]

cut soda and carbohydrates from your diet and the farting goes away.

[@whiteowl4097]

I hate the way Tom pronounces Amish as "Aimish".

[@chevyon37s]

That’s how you know he’s a certified old f*ck

[@gianthairysasquatch]

Our weekly dose of unpleasantness from Alsman - "I hope she poops on you!" Jeeezzzz....

[@kimsivits1399]

She isn't even funny I don't understand why she is even on the show TBH