Marv Vs. Palpatine

[@Korgano]

Other streaming platforms claim to have “all of your favorite movies,” but only Jar Jar+ gives you all of your favorite characters in the SAME movie.

[@bluesorcerer83]

Wifi Ralph: Are you sure about that?

[@briang3598]

By far the more entertaining of the two options, provided the one movie is long enough to really take advantage of that potential.

[@andreim.5324]

Where's Masaka?

[@Korgano]

⁠@@andreim.5324Let the hunt begin again.

[@Fluffyudders]

Why did this comment make me laugh more than the video?

[@valemontgomery9401]

“You survived” perfectly describes Harry and Marv

[@StarLeader44]

Yup

[@josiahgibson6373]

20 IQ writing: "Somehow Palpatine returned." 200 IQ writing: "Somehow Harry and Marv returned."

[@suchiuomizu]

I have waited a long time for this moment, my little wet friend.

[@justincummings8557]

@@josiahgibson6373honestly makes more sense

[@Soron661]

They are the only ones that all murderous villains should fear. I mean... If your go-to method is killing your enemy, what are ya gonna do against these guys?

[@MindfulnessGamer]

Not only did he defeat Palpatine. He destroyed the Death Star by blocking the sink and keeping the tap running to flood it. The real chosen one.

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

that is an amazing idea for a post credit scene for the next video, if mesa add it yousa gonna be credited

[@MindfulnessGamer]

@@JarJarStudiosPlus sounds good!

[@therealdealholyswillreside1571]

Please do this idea lmao!

[@benjaminanderson5263]

Great idea

[@clamchowder622]

Clever one, but I don't think the wet bandits trick would work. The Death Star is floating in space, where would it sink to?

[@conlanobrien4900]

Yoda needed the Force to knock out the guards. Marv's immortal presence simply made them collapse

[@chrissaccary524]

WHAT HAPPENED?

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"We're the Wet Bandits!" "Always two, there are."

[@jacksonscott3667]

The Emperor is just lucky that Marv didn’t bring out his ultimate Force technique… “Suck Brick, Sheev!”

[@J.L.The-runt]

Prolly dropped many ladies panties back in his day too

[@michaelhodnett431]

​@jacksonscott3667 a technique known for devastating critical hits to the head, as well as brain damage.

[@Pink-Lightsaber]

The seriousness in Marv's eyes as he raises the crowbar to pleading Palpatine is priceless.

[@seanathan2773]

And Palpatine yelling in pain at the end

[@Pink-Lightsaber]

@@seanathan2773 Totes! 🤣🤣

[@nathangeise2009]

That would legit be terrifying from Palpatines perspective

[@Ali3nsHereBoi]

Cold blooded

[@DawnThomas-h1i]

Palpatine was 100 percent dum now

[@ULTIMATE.GOKU.LIFE.2]

Palps' mistake was the fact that he wasn't *Home* *Alone*

[@gtdc4685]

lol

[@Amaraticando]

more like Senate Alone

[@DriverHenryWho3245]

@@Amaraticandobut he is the senate

[@jakubpilarski2102]

@@DriverHenryWho3245And he is alone

[@etube6226]

@@DriverHenryWho3245 not yet

[@reecee5454]

Marv being electrocuted was just so obvious, yet so fitting 🤣

[@sabre4382]

Yeah just see the title I knew that was gonna happen

[@themadgamer4571]

It was expected and it was delivered😂

[@stahlseuche]

Kevin McAllister grew up to be a Sith Lord and the lone Wet Bandit brought peace back to the galaxy!

[@marcosvazquez5912]

Love the profile pic

[@commanderdoomgaming6773]

Makes sense... (joke)

[@robertquinlan8063]

Now that he’s brought peace, they rule the galaxy as the Sticky Bandits.

[@angelman906]

@@commanderdoomgaming6773 no, you are wrong (serious)

[@3upgames2023]

​@@robertquinlan8063the sticky bandits. they brough peace, freedom, justice and security to their new empire

[@D2RCR]

Marv: (walks into Palpatine's office, which is *below* the Senate chamber) "Harry, I've reached the top!"

[@DamonNomad82]

That's because Marv's brain is upside down...

[@TheKnightsShield]

​@@DamonNomad82That's what happens when a toolbox rolls down the stairs and runs into you.

[@rosesske2551]

@@TheKnightsShield And getting a brick to the head(twice).

[@GhostBear3067]

​@rosesske2551 it was a lot more than twice.

[@happyears21694]

​It was meant to be to Harry but he kept dodging for the 2nd and 3rd one.

[@ornfree]

I mean, I should have seen it coming..... But Marv getting electrocuted really made me LOL

[@JoshPeterson]

I know, that's one of my favorite parts of the movie. I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@antiseize11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@beauwalker9820]

​@@JoshPeterson him becoming a screaming puppet skeleton actually kinda scared me as a kid. lol For a brief moment it looked more like his flesh was burned off, rather then invoking the "X-Ray sparks" cartoon visual gag. Which is honestly kinda hard to pull off in live action before CGI.

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

One of my favorite practical effects of all time.

[@jaobidan2358]

"Have you ever heard the story of Marv the Wet Bandit? He had a power that many considered to be...unnatural." "Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a Jedi..."

[@solouno2280]

Marv has legendary endurance... he can survive any fatality

[@troythompson1768]

​@@solouno2280Yeah, I think there were a double digit number of instances in the Home Alone movies where just Marv alone should have been lethally injured. The Wet Bandits may be dumber than rocks, but they're also tougher than them.

[@TheStopShort]

Screaming “What happened?!” To the unconscious guard made me laugh a LOT harder than I should’ve

[@torrapa]

WHAT HAPPENED!?

[@MRLIMELOVER]

@@torrapa*camera pans down to the guard

[@NickLMC10]

You might want to see a doctor about that lol

[@Bobaman5400]

That was the best part

[@adam-v7w-w9i]

Gold is struck in the limitations YTP and KZbin edits in general have to work with. Manual sentence mixing and repurposing dialogue, and only having so many lines to choose from. This is why automatically generated AI can never be funny, at least not in this way. Never.

[@VoiceUnder]

After defeating Palpatine, Marv proceeds to leave the water running in his kitchen and bathroom.

[@jeremystrauss9208]

Whispering "don't move" before dealing the killing below is really chilling, actually.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Yeah it insinuates that he is going to let the victim live as along as they comply only to kill them anyway. Not only chilling but an effective way to kill someone without retaliation.

[@adam-v7w-w9i]

This got way too real at the end. A real crescendo.

[@MajinSaha]

And Harry is probably on Mustafar right now fighting Anakin

[@johnpepper8603]

Harry is resistant to fire, so guess who wins :)

[@sauron6064]

Marv shouted to Harry from halfway across the galaxy.

[@Shadowfett88]

We need this now 😂

[@JediMasterZim]

@@Shadowfett88 Yes, we need this.

[@bcgazero6472]

Lmao, harry does a frontflip over lava and burns his beanie

[@fairwarning007]

Marv: “It’s me, Palpy!” Palpatine: “I knew it was you… I could smell ya getting off the elevator!”

[@PpAirO5]

😂😂👍

[@timothyvanhoeck233]

Palpatine: "You was here! And you was smoochin' with my brother!"

[@cameronmiller2068]

@@timothyvanhoeck233no it’s a lie 😂

[@MisterJ86-z2v]

​@@timothyvanhoeck233I'll tell ya what I'll do...I'm gonna give ya ta tha count of 10 ta get your lying, lazy, no good carcass out my door...1...2...10!

[@JennyKenobi09]

Ya filthy animal

[@gamerguy19981]

Palpatine: "Darth Vader will become more than either of us" Marv: "I'm gonna murder that kid"

[@nicholaspark4165]

"And let's smash his face with an iron!!!"

[@GreasySwayze]

*HAAACHOOOOOO*

[@dirf554]

😂🎉

[@I-Am-Batman_1988]

This comment has me in tears and my abdomen hurting, just as funny as the video itself. Deserves far more likes!

[@jeffreygifford1015]

throwing bricks off roof like "suck brick kid!"

[@JRMAV1]

Vader was electrocuted by Palps and it killed him. Marv got electrocuted by Palps and became a literal skeleton, came back and killed Palps in two hits.

[@holderrrrname]

We need Marv in mortal kombat

[@animeshaggy4333]

Marv the greatest jedi of all time.

[@MartinTheWarriorr]

With a light-crowbar

[@ShosuCeladon]

Dude didn't even need the force!

[@jlinkous05]

​@MartinTheWarriorr Man that was such a wasted opportunity! Marv should have had a lightsaber or a light-crowbar! *DON'T. MOVE.*

[@ОлегКуманев]

​@@ShosuCeladonу него есть сила - способность выживать после любых ранений))

[@MajinObama]

Looks like a rival Sith or Ex-Apprentice to me visually and how he behaves!

[@elchupacabra8669]

"HARRY I'VE REACHED THE TOP!" LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

[@eoinoconnor5783]

He’s reached the Top Ground.

[@Radi8e]

I love how he just kicks him in the face and it absolutely devastates Palpatine

[@Lancun]

I mean, that foot survived a nail basically unscathed. What chance did Palpatine really have?

[@StabworthyHeadquarters]

This was the part of the video that made me LOL

[@MrOiram46]

Also funny how Palpatine just stood there watching Marv get up and let him kick 😂

[@illmatic2021]

😂😂😂

[@ArksCovenant]

Behind all that power is a very old frail entity.

[@GuiltyGaming]

“C’mon Marv, get up. He doesn’t have any more Siths, he’s out of it.”

[@joec7217]

SUCK SITH KID!!

[@vistea1]

"A BABAB!!"

[@gamemasterultima]

Palpating going “please don’t.” Killed me

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

It killed him too.

[@antiseize11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@seanathan2773]

Marv: “Don’t Move.” Proceeds to kill him

[@r4nd0mStuff]

Marv wasn't holding any back 😭

[@kylepeek5069]

Don't move Marv said calmly before proceeding to kill him 😅

[@MagnustheValiant]

Marv screaming at the guard "WHAT HAPPENED?" While palps was monologing was funnier than it should've been

[@thehugeilmemerdiyoutube2518]

Marv is the true chosen one

[@ОлегКуманев]

Четыре кирпича в голову, а у него лишь нос зачесался)))

[@mattvader916]

When he bent over and yelled “what happened?” At the guards 🤣💀

[@GenocideLv]

im glad I lived long enough to witness 21st century humor

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

Same here. Though I imagine this sort of humor has an immortal thread foretelling its existence. If I were born 2000 years ago, I'd probably be the little Hebrew kid mashing up Bible stories, like where Daniel sneaks on board the Ark and so Noah throws him in the lion's den they built for some reason 😆

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

​​@@GenocideLvthat's terrible why not be godly and nice loveing like God made you to be?

[@Hotbotch]

​@@vincentmackinnon3601tomorrow

[@EmperorRadiationEmpire]

0:02 That was silent but deadly. Those poor guards couldn't handle the stink.

[@mrpushrod9279]

All these years they tried to defeat him with blasters and lightsabers, when a simple crowbar did the job.

[@Mikewee777]

Gordon freeman knows where you are coming from.

[@mrpushrod9279]

@@Mikewee777 ha ha true

[@michaelmartin4874]

A simple crowbar weilded by a simple man.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference

[@abelturner2999]

Just imagine if it was a golf club.

[@fire2box]

Disney wishes they could do crossovers like this. They own both IP's and yet they can't even attempt to make something this good.

[@ZmansEdits]

Lost my shit when Marv asked the guard "What happened?!"🤣🤣

[@turntoyou]

One of those rare videos that almost redeems the whole internet experience. Whoever made this is a gift to humanity, thank you

[@tred6292]

Marv: “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good crowbar at your side, Pal.”

[@Zoie3x8]

now i wanna see a star wars crime comedy series where marv and harry pull capers where everything, yes EVERYTHING, goes as wrong as possible - but they still manage to somehow live to walk away from it (and eventually walk to some sort of hospital).

[@martinmoylan9394]

Great observation!!😂😂

[@drichar14]

I can feel Marv's anger. It gives him focus, makes him stronger. Gooooood!

[@right_hand_power7960]

This is stupendous, all the better if you are familiar with both films. Thank you for creating, and uploading this!

[@SliderFury1]

Marv is literally indestructible, Palp had no chance.

[@doughboywhine]

Marv got some RPG protagonist energy in this one

[@pixelcat29]

You could be looking like a small child that looks like they can’t do crap and you end up slaying a dark lord who realistically would be 100x more powerful than you.

[@racheljames7]

Palpatine calmly muttering and walking away while Marv frazzled to a crisp had me in stitches.

[@Tearcarlog]

This is the best Star Wars content I have ever seen. The original trilogy doesn’t hold a candle to this absolute work of art.

[@lanceknightmare]

Not even the VHS set after they remade the original three Star Wars improving them and placing them in one boxed set? Fun fact, the Star Wars fans at that time referred to the original three Star Wars as 1-3. While those three remakes were called 4-6. This changed after the first prequel came out.

[@DARTHVADER-nq9pu]

XD

[@lemmingscanfly5]

Yikes! I'm comment-like number 666! Scary things will happen to me.

[@brad506th]

Bit much but definitely better than anything out of the entire sequel trilogy.

[@Rouge-Dawn-Studios]

yea I like the sequels but they don't hold up to anything at this tier@@brad506th

[@valthenvega2434]

Marv yeeted Palpatine straight into the sequel trilogy with that kick 🤣🤣

[@YouTubeArcheologist]

Marv’s appearance alone making the guards collapse and faint is killing me

[@AlwaysVotingMAGA]

"Someone just got blown away in there!"😂

[@harleyplus]

Palpatine is not alone but Marv still managed to enter his home ship lol. 😂

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

Maybe they are only good at breaking into places with more than one person in it.

[@thesupersonicstig]

This was the Senate building on Coruscant, which would have had even more security than a ship.

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

@@thesupersonicstig still no match for one burglar boi

[@HalloweenFreak31]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadowspector3611]

“Harry! I’ve reached the top!” He really has after defeating the emperor.

[@princelevi3733]

Who would've thought Marv ended up saving the entire galaxy. Best redemption arc ever.

[@defvent]

0:14 Marv's squinty look here is priceless hahahaha

[@andrewnobody6737]

Marv is unstoppable

[@flipboyunited]

Lmao at the beginning shouldve used the phrase “you may won the battle little dude, but you lost the war!” 🤣

[@BlazingOwnager]

Now I just picture the emperor going 'When I was a boy, two men broke into my house..'

[@robcoopz2444]

“The attack on my house, left me scarred and deformed…”

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

​@@robcoopz2444but my resolve has never been stronger!

[@JediMasterZim]

@@HyperVegitoDBZ Dooku then shows up and says "That's why you should have gotten a musket for home defense, just as the founding fathers intended."

[@jendouglas9781]

Marv was Palpatine's apprentice before Anakin. His Sith name was "Darth Valotarn." He abandoned his dark path and joined the Jedi after Harry convinced him that Palpatine was evil

[@Trailbreaker3966]

I definitely think Marv could win Palpatine relies a little bit too much on lightning which doesn’t affect marv that much

[@nicholashodges201]

*nothing* effects Marv that much. It's like he's the perfect form descendant of the OTHER indestructible Marv...

[@VintageCars999]

Nope other than the police. Just gotta keep him busy while calling the cops 😂

[@MrDamakoEndurance]

​@@nicholashodges201What about birds and spiders?

[@thelechiteknight7185]

I am all for Daniel Stern being an actor in the next Star Wars movie.

[@Wintercomet100]

Marv has lived through one too many... shocking... experiences for Palpatine's lightning to do anything to him.

[@GeniusWeenus2003]

The “what happened?” killed me 😂😂

[@Euroneurogreece3097]

Because disney now owns star wars and home alone, this is now canon.

[@KaijuForceNeo]

Correction: It has yet to truly be canon!

[@Mike_11_16]

For as hard as I laughed at the electrocution, it was the genuine concern of "WHAT HAPPENED?!" that had me in absolute tears 😂😂

[@johnpolk8230]

So does this mean that Emperor Palpatine is actually an aged and deranged Kevin McCallister, and Marv finally gets his revenge? 😆

[@AK-Drakoin]

Revenge of the Marv

[@johnpolk8230]

@AK-Drakoin Marv speaking to Harry: "At last the time has come to reveal ourselves to that kid. At last we will have revenge"

[@dennisnielsen4289]

Gotta love the way Marv is refocusing his eyes, after Darth Sidious says'Your arrogance blinds you' 'The Return of the Wet Jedi' 😆

[@gaymothaunt]

Rise of the Water Level

[@nicolas28500]

yeah, that line fits perfectly

[@Onemoretake01]

"You survived" Marve gets up and kicks him un the jaw. Palp never had a chance, lol

[@Jericho4lyfe]

I love how instead of being force pushed down, the Guards just faint in terror 😭

[@Yabuturtle]

Palpatine really never stood any chance. xD Marv has survived things that would kill any human a hundred times over.

[@themolecularman00]

Palpatine: How am I funny? Like a clown??

[@thespiritphoenix3798]

This is the collab we never knew we needed until now and it makes so much sense.

[@mikeberg6407]

Lmao I just made a similar comment after watching. Take the like. 😂

[@Patralgan]

If I'm in a fight and my opponent is down, I'll also politely ask them to not move before striking

[@Hei_Darkfire]

XD I knew Sidious was going to use his lightning and then that clip of Marvin being electrocuted was gonna play. And I was not disappointed. That was a beautiful edit (Well as good as it could have been).

[@MrWill9002]

“At last the Jedi are no more.” “NEVAAAAAAR!!!!”

[@sauron6064]

How Marv became the Grand Master of the Jedi Order is an interesting story.

[@bcgazero6472]

Then he renamed the jedi order to the wet jedi

[@Dragonheart725reloaded]

"You did well, Marv. He was too dangerous to kept him alive"😂

[@aceshotz5051]

Damn Jedi Master Marv got a powerful kick, bro sent Sheev flying

[@gregorylieber8362]

Marv is the hero we all need, but not the one we deserve.

[@SuperCountDooku]

As you can see, Marv’s jedi powers were far beyond Sidious’s. But where is Harry?

[@AverageJoeMama]

On Mustafar fighting Anakin

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

@@AverageJoeMama mesa might make that video but not sure if mesa can make it work.

[@Yggi11]

Well, he's somewhere within shouting distance, given that Marv called out to him. I guess Harry is nicking valuables.

[@varuunbadree]

​@@JarJarStudiosPlusdon't you worry my friend It is I.. Vails boom.. I stole tails technology and his accounts to help you.... Wait sht wrong stuff

[@Quinntus79]

Shining shoes.

[@BULLETSCARER]

This is a hilarious edit lol. Just the "You survived" by Palpatine, that literally fits Harry and Marv from Home Alone lol.

[@alexbarlow7403]

Marv looking over the knocked out guard "What happened?!" 🤣

[@starkillerrevan1094]

Dude, you're crazy! I was at work when I saw this. Good thing nobody came in my office, I was laughing so hard!! :D

[@ProcyonDei]

Mace Windu: "We hereby grant you the rank of Master." Yoda: "Rise, Master Marv." Anakin: "Are you kidding me! He's not even Forse sensitive!"

[@evanrosman9226]

Star Alone: Revenge of New York

[@eoinoconnor5783]

The Wet Bandit Strikes Back.

[@linneaglimmergard8503]

@@eoinoconnor5783Revenge of the Wet Bandits

[@BeckettSong]

"You may have won the battle [Palpatine], but you lost the war!" LOL

[@Kekoapono]

I expected to see the shocking skeleton gag, and I am quite glad that you included it. Thank you for this work of art.

[@DaneBryantFrazier]

This was darn hilarious man lol. If you do another, I would love to hear Marv say, before being visibly shown, "I'm coming in!"

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

Marv did in seconds what yoda Luke and Rey accomplished in 9 films

[@theInvincibleOne-1]

Marv got his revenge on Palpatine

[@blackswan7568]

Dang, Marv actually needed to use 1% of his power!

[@jonathanwells223]

All he had was a crowbar and a dream and he did what an entire council of space wizards with severe arrested development couldn’t.

[@FathomMane]

Palpatines true weakness. The crowbar😂

[@0That_Guy0]

0:33 That scream is all I need to like this video. Simply legendary.😂

[@georgethefriend29]

Meanwhile, Kevin's getting the Younglings out of the Temple by some hastily assembled booby-traps against the 501st. "Captain!? Why would a Jedi Temple have a film titled 'Angels of Iego with Filthy Souls?" "Can't talk now! Half the men have been disabled by paint cans!"

[@zombiekillo61704]

The Wet Bandits are the good guys. Also, now we need Harry vs Anakin to complete this wonderful work of art

[@eoinoconnor5783]

Knowing Harry’s history of getting burned, I don’t know how well he’d hold up on Mustafar.

[@travishillsthedarkangelbun504]

@@eoinoconnor5783 omg

[@chefdean7257]

I knew where the lightning scene was going even before clicking. Glad he kept the high pitched screams in.

[@Tomreese130]

This editing is seriously on a new level. Another hilarious video with so much work out into it. We will watch your career with great interest!

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

thank yousa dalee

[@blu-raydave]

"What happened?!" just made me die LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRedEmperor_]

"The Clone Wars is a kids show!" The Clone Wars: 0:59

[@bluesorcerer83]

It's a common misconception that family content, especially animated, means "just for kids".

[@TheRedEmperor_]

@@bluesorcerer83 It aired on Cartoon Network.

[@bluesorcerer83]

@@TheRedEmperor_ Are you implying that Cartoon Network shows could only be enjoyed by children?

[@TheRedEmperor_]

@@bluesorcerer83 No, just that tye target audience is children. Thereby making The Clone Wars a "kids show". (By my logic)

[@bozak2320]

In the streets, movies, gaming, the workshop, the crowbar has proven its power time & time again.

[@GTA2SWcity]

Master Marv, succeeding where Windu and Yoda failed for various reasons. 😆

[@betorockmetal]

Marv is op, has more resistance and healing factor than Wolverine

[@swiftstrike4044]

"Don't move. DON'T. MOVE." Freaking sent me 😂

[@MRLIMELOVER]

Him getting force lightened sent me

[@EvilDeadFan1995]

I don't know what makes me more hysterical - the big boot to the face or the crowbar finale!

[@giorgiosoncini8053]

This is the teaser of the new movie : Home Alone 3: Lost in the Senate! Coming in teathers this December! 😂

[@Peoe500]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while and you used my two favourite franchises to do it. Bless you

[@SJMJ91]

Palpatine's lightning with Marv and the electric shocks was jusy pure gold! 🤣🤣

[@PaulieAFantoneJays19]

Marv no selling that blast of electricity & just getting up & kicking Palpatine was f**king hilarious 🤣🤣