Anakin Is A Genius

[@-Alfox-]

Please like and comment. ;) 4th wall gone, carry on.

[@linuxva]

PLZ no more ...Carry ...on ... .!

[@NoobPlayzBS]

@@linuxvaComment written ,carry on.

[@TabalugaDragon]

Probably your best one so far 🤣

[@Kit-v9f4z]

Oh my goodness.

[@Emesh83]

4th wall Yoinked...

[@CapnSlipp]

_“What's up, Sidious?”_ _“Oh shit.”_ 😂

[@GaleriaCinetica]

You forgot the timestamp 00:42 😃

[@CapnSlipp]

@@GaleriaCinetica 0:37

[@chrisstorrer]

nice sideburns!

[@VaderPopsVicodin10]

"General Grief Stages" 😆 __ ( 2:11 )

[@jimskywaker4345]

The funniest part of that is how natural the "oh shit" is. It's at the exact right volume with the right cadence and everything.

[@WakenAngels]

“Well esteemed Microsoft Windows” 😂😂😂

[@TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh]

the day alfox runs out of ways to make fun of Flag master Wind ow, is the day i die

[@TheNefastor]

"Uber Van Kenobi" killed me 😀

[@Moon_GUY_number_1]

@@WakenAngels bro stop commenting

[@WakenAngels]

@@Moon_GUY_number_1 character count gone, carry on

[@TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh]

@@WakenAngels bros down BAD for commenting

[@flp508]

if anakin was trained by qui gon:

[@EleumNoice]

Underrated comment

[@Hawksearcher]

@@EleumNoice Totally underrated. Strictly movie watchers didn’t know this, but Qui Gon went rogue like all the time apparently XD

[@midasredblade236]

oh shit

[@staple_boi]

@@Hawksearcherit wasn't rogue he just had common sense

[@Resanctify]

@@Hawksearcher Yes, Sure, but he would only be Anakin level Wise if he went easy on the Gin.

[@NuevoExistence]

I love how he still massacre the younglings, but in this version it's because they don't know what dichotomy is 😂

[@ishill85]

he just gave them an...object lesson

[@NuevoExistence]

@@ishill85 😂

[@markcrews8255]

Somehow, watching Obi Wan shake his head in disappointment a million times throughout the video just doesn't get old.

[@originalSiiiN]

😂😂

[@DarthStalkers]

Literally my favourite moment

[@shiddy.]

and confusion

[@TheDarlinka]

'What's up Sidious' 'Oh shit' 🤣🤣

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

Anakin: I will watch your carreer with great interest Sidious: What? Fuck...

[@robot_ninja2329]

lol, how the fuck did anakin know palp's true identity

[@daviduribe5897]

@@robot_ninja2329he’s a genius

[@MarkoDash]

it's like one of the 'Vader gets reincarnated into his 11 y/o self' fanfics, but instead of 'revenge' and 'fixing things' decides to be a troll.

[@dacigfy]

0:36

[@WakenAngels]

“You saved the entire galaxy…but we do not grant you the rank of master” 😂😂😂

[@migueltoledo1884]

At that point what is required to become a master?

[@youcefsiouda]

​@@migueltoledo1884 Having a very big lightsaber

[@lifedeather]

😂😂😂

[@MrRyIke]

Kind of like playing as a Dark Jedi in SWTOR

[@tonitapola7811]

@@youcefsiouda But Anakin had biggest one? And Yoda had very small.

[@sketchygetchey8299]

“Well…4th Wall gone, carry on!”

[@rachelprighel4409]

Very well go ahead

[@stanislavshemiakov4600]

May the 4th wall be with you!

[@bcox5490]

Deadpool has joined the chat

[@YnossZaperator]

Did you ever hear of the tragedy of the 4th wall?

[@Bane1Mirin]

Be my guest

[@m.matoori343]

Anakin discovered time travel and tries to stop the StarWars from episode IX

[@simunator]

7 and 8 never should've been made either

[@adoredpariah]

​@@simunator Neither should the prequels, or the Star Wars Christmas Special for that matter, but I guess people's rose colored glasses stop them from understanding that star wars has always been silly, that and if you can't blame "wokeness" or whatever, it's best to just ignore all that other dumb bs.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

​@@adoredpariah0 people agree with you, making you wrong. And you commenting this under a prequel meme video furthermore makes you a hypocrite. If you believe the prequels shouldn't have been made, why do you consume their content?

[@themidnightsnow]

@@simunator I'll always defend VII and VIII. ...I just can't with IX. I just... can't.

[@mrharvy100]

VIII was the worst of the Disney trilogy! How can you defend that absolute waste of a filler like the casino planet sequence!

[@lionel_dharmawan]

"Yoink" - Floridian Darth Elevator

[@WakenAngels]

“Even in my early stages of cognition i perceived an incongruity in the Chancellor’s aura” - your best friend after you breakup with the ex they never liked

[@obadijahparks]

XD those exist?

[@jacqmarthy536]

​@@obadijahparks friends, exes, or first impressions?

[@paper_afour]

bro you commented more than I beat my meat today

[@noconsequence4486]

That's so damn accurate

[@FranktheDachshund]

Love it!

[@giygas9305]

“Over my dismembered, electrocuted body” is oddly specific… 😂

[@hulky333]

Master Windows😂😂😂

[@denniswilkerson5536]

@@hulky333 General Grief Stages

[@nusbaumtanner]

@@denniswilkerson5536 just banger after banger

[@zoyadulzura7490]

I want to use that one. It might not be as situationally appropriate as here, but it has such a nice flow.

[@xernoton3738]

"Go play in traffic or something, kiddo." ~ Ki-Adi-Mundi

[@Li_Mn]

Lore accurate mundi

[@sephtis]

Probably not even the worst thing he's said/done in canon.

[@HoodedSpidey]

@@sephtis """"canon""""

[@topchiypaul]

You mean master enormous forehead

[@Li_Mn]

@@HoodedSpidey no, Mundi has been a borderline war criminal since the prequels and legends. My man denied Dooku could ever kill, denied the sith returned then goes, flamethrowers in we, yes please.

[@lxlKHARMAlxl]

0:10 "Master Windows" 😂😂😂LMAO

[@forcer737]

Yes yes 😂

[@apollyon_616]

0:43 "What's up Sidious?" "Oh shit" 😂😂😂

[@MrDoubleCorkDudeson]

😂😂

[@obiwanfx]

"A waste of space, even kids can be" Lol that was dark

[@Hominid.11]

Coming from the one who teaches them

[@Jake6Ohara]

Anakin agreed with that 100 percent.

[@WakenAngels]

Younglings “MASTER FLYSWATTER WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICHOTOMY IS!” *youngling slayer 9000 activates* 😂😂😂

[@andrewwilcke9378]

it shows of the new kill count

[@nathanielhellerstein5871]

A dichotomy is what cuts you in two.

[@minasgav0526]

​@@nathanielhellerstein5871Anakin showed them the best possible example to learn

[@domacleod]

obi wan regrets teaching anakin the forbidden arts of the YMMs

[@re1ive456]

I like that in this universe, Anakin didn’t kill them for Order 66, he killed them because they were unworthy of his academic prowess.

[@WakenAngels]

“I successfully negotiated a ceasefire with General Grief Stages” 😂😂😂

[@derkylos]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are five of them.

[@louispacetime1576]

@@derkylosgold 😂😂

[@maxb9429]

First he denied the ceasefire, then became angry with Anderson’s efforts. Seeing the futile state of the conflict depressed him, leading him to bargain until he accepted the ceasefire.

[@Elnotronic]

“Generous grievous”

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

​@@maxb9429Well, victory gone. Carry on.

[@ladyalicent705]

Alternate title: *”Anakin if he was trained by Qui-Gon”*

[@nicolaykoriagin]

Oh. My. Gosh. That wasn't even brilliant. That was GENIUS. Well done, master Screwdriver! Loved this video very much I. *giggling in Yoda*

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"We don't even know what a dichotomy is?" "You're about to become a dichotomy, boy."

[@gradientdecent]

That ones good

[@andrewyoonhobai8453]

A DICHOTOMY OF PUSH AND PULL 150 ORGASMS A DAY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE HEAVEN TO YOU? CANT EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE CUMMING THAT MUCH

[@LambentV]

Surprised he didn’t bring up his thesis

[@_MaZTeR_]

Our dichotomy opens the combat

[@edgedg]

Suddenly the urge to google "define:dichotomy"

[@vaggos2003]

Off course he is. Too bad the galaxy refuses to acknowledge it by refusing to read his thesis.

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

Anakin: So I concluded palpatime is the sith lord Master window: No he's not Anakin: but Master window: take a seat sucker.

[@shred1894]

D I C H O T O MY

[@warlorddelta8]

THE DREADED DARTH THESIS

[@panwu6602]

They refuse to read his thesis so he'll make them read his manifesto XD

[@DaveandhisDeathbeanie]

Wow, Anakin is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and a major threat to democracy

[@thomasvleminckx]

our* democracy

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

You know this is a really odd parallel between the starwars movie and current society. Yoda is warned that the senate is controlled by the sith but he says dooku is just saying that to create a divide. the same thing they say about conspiracies. oh it's obviously not true it's just to create a divide.

[@die_lokki287]

​@@lightlayagajoie5739 Lightlayagajoie5739 didn't kill himself

[@SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt]

Making him a genious lol

[@SurprisedFireflies-ik4kt]

​@@lightlayagajoie5739and people wonder why I love star wars so much

[@robertbouley7697]

Anakin’s undressing of the Jedi’s ineptitude was spot on.

[@iiDTC]

5:30 You saved the entire galaxy, but we do not grant you the rank of master

[@shindarygermangodzilla3799]

“Great to meet you skywanker” “Wassup Sidious” “Shit….”

[@DracoPlaysYT]

His entire plans were discovered instantly by a 10 year old

[@Corpo5476]

​@@DracoPlaysYTAnd the jedies don't

[@filipbitala2624]

Skywanker

[@TheWhiteNoir]

The way they all dismiss him ended up being the downfall of them for the next thousand or so whatever years. If Amazon Prime bought SW and added some intense violence and more content that would be quite delightful.

[@katepro5451]

fucking brilliant , Anakin telling Sidius the story just pure gold

[@remyetiennelebeau8364]

I felt a touch of geniune talent at this very moment. Shivers, man…

[@benvergus1573]

Thats deep, dude

[@TheNefastor]

What's funny is that "dichotomy" essentially means "split", which Anakin proceeded to demonstrate by dichotomizing the younglings.

[@elouanpardieu6019]

Correct, but how do we know for sure that anakin split every youngling in two parts, thus applying dichotomy to it's full extent ?

[@poni-vw7uc]

@@elouanpardieu6019 We don't know for sure, it's not canon in this video.

[@micronerd]

I burst out laughing at this comment, underrated 😂😂

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

It's a word every third grader should know 😂

[@Christianoul]

​@@elouanpardieu6019Genius Anakin: "That's the Schrödinger's younglings. They are forever split and not split in two at the same time, because the scene ended before anyone could observe what was next."

[@williamreely4431]

4:33 "YOINK~!" this made my fucking day 🤣🤣

[@hawk9mm]

I died! Lol

[@crazyman7671]

​@@hawk9mm uh yeah....about that...😔😔😔😔

[@professorchimp1]

- Obi-Wan shaking his head like 30 times - Sheev darting his eyes while Ani explains his thesis to Grievous

[@WakenAngels]

“DARTH ELEVADER”

[@Leadblast]

Yoink

[@pat7917]

Don’t give him a reason to stop on your floor. Lol

[@edgaracajabon9522]

Darth Spaceinvader

[@TSP-Youtube]

That's his name after he realized the importance of the high ground. Truly a genius.

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

Scarf Trader

[@Nebula_SmashKarts]

the entire Skywalker family has drug problems

[@niccolorichter1488]

Makes sense why Shmi thought that She had Anakin without any male

[@PlutoisaPlanet]

Too many death sticks and speedsters' energy binders

[@-Ventrix-]

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidius the Unwise" That line goes so hard, right infront of Darth Sidius as he was planning to converse you into the dark side

[@pieterboelen2862]

Best part of the video! Would LOVE to have seen Palps' face when faced with THAT one!! 😂😂😂

[@ShinoGambino]

This was my favorite part 😭

[@someguy5977]

Yes, when Sidious is going to convert Anakin to the dark side, Anakin converts Sidious to the light side instead. Then he just shrugs and explains why he is above the jedi council when they want to suppress him beneath themselves.

[@crazyman7671]

Yoink

[@VernonTrier]

Came here to say this :D I was literally crying :DD

[@agoosecalledxaro6679]

The occasional Yoda laugh kills me every time

[@kevns2148]

5:49 Qui Gon would've been proud

[@Lucas_Tulic]

'What's for lunch?' 'Wookie burgers.' 😂😂😂

[@darkarrow3683]

Chewbacca being lured to his doom to be eaten: Admiral Ackbar:”It’s a trap!”

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Those burgers must stink🤢!

[@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies]

My brother is not going to be happy about this. The Kangaroo burgers were sad enough. Where his feet too big for Chinese shoes?

[@secla_SC]

Just saying, it could be that Wookie's are really good at cooking burgers and aren't actually the burgers themselves.

[@christophershirk6482]

They’re not bad. Just a bit…Chewy

[@TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh]

bro i love the council's random beef with each other

[@stooge389]

"The Chancellor? A SITH LORD? That's ridiculous! He's got all those Sith artifacts he displays not in an archive or museum, but in his office, and watches intricate Sith bubble operas every week because he's so AGAINST Sith behavior!!!1!"

[@outtheredude]

"Also, just coincidental that he happens to rock a Sithy office colour scheme and look too."

[@rachelprighel4409]

Absolutely

[@cingkrayz1959]

I think it was more a "there's no way a sith lord would be this frikin obvious about it." kinda thing

[@rachelprighel4409]

@@cingkrayz1959 about

[@tylerg3605]

​@@outtheredude And that video of someone who looks like The Chancellor beating up Maul and his Apprentice on Mandalor could be anyone.

[@TheDeagster877]

"We don't even know what a dichotomy is!" "So you have chosen death."

[@TheFoxholeYoutube]

“Random shredded dude” 😂😂😂😂

[@darukutsu]

shredded indeed the dude is

[@enderking3031]

Oh no he’s transcending his plane of existence

[@dixiefish0173]

“A Jedi named Riley or something” 😂 had me laughing so hard!

[@alptugraakan7490]

And she probably has 4 jedi masters,1 padawan and 4 gray jedi in her head

[@kek397]

Riley who?

[@ScottNguyenRCAC]

Riley Rey

[@alptugraakan7490]

@@kek397 rileyside outwalker

[@jkm1458]

Riley Landcrawler

[@NicholasGadbois]

Anakin - "You're vantage point is superior. I shall refrain from attempting to traverse the gap." Pure gold.

[@Lexx4k]

Absolutely one of your best work! Love it

[@isaaccraig8711]

"Did your ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Sidious the unwise?" Damn Anakin, you didn't have to roast Sidious like that 😂 Edit: How in the hell did I get this many likes from one comment? That's Crazy

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

I just love the way Palps shifts uncomfortably as if desperately trying to hide his outrage and fear!

[@isaaccraig8711]

@@ConnanTheCivilized Sounds like a personal problem for Palps 😂

[@dacigfy]

4:02

[@WrynnCZ]

like a roasted beef 😀

[@bipolit]

I thought not, it's not a story the sith would tell you

[@str8forthakill]

All of these clips are now Star Wars canon for me.

[@jameswbii]

The Anakin we deserved, but not the one we got.

[@chrisholloway4724]

Not the one we got, nor the one we deserved. We’re too stupid.

[@jerryli9511]

2:42 Grief stages saying uh what after Anderson's speech got me rolling on the floor holy shit 😂

[@randallporter1404]

2:43 Uhh, what?

[@CyberGamer_1214]

“Master Enormous Forehead” -Anakin 2024 (3:16)

[@thomas103901]

"General Grief Stages"🤣🤣🤣 Wow

[@NJEH8TE]

def my fave one

[@Jeremy-d7i]

Master enormous forehead was peak as well

[@julesknight1511]

This is definitely your magnum opus Alfox😂

[@-Alfox-]

Haha, thanks ;D

[@1986Dams]

“A random shredded dude on youtube” sent me

[@zazickitv8959]

@@-Alfox- He's right that was exceptional.

[@TheFoxholeYoutube]

Agreed

[@Secretlyanothername]

This is definitely the best yet We grant you the rank of Master ​@@-Alfox-

[@ClannahHeroGames]

4:21 Luke Screwdriver, that got me laughing really hard! XD

[@lauraduebel7747]

@-Alfox- : Did you study physics? The part about the ceasefire with general grieve stages starting at 2:15 seem to be on point.

[@jotheunissen9274]

What a dichotomy this was

[@anatolyivanov890]

Random shredded dude is singlehandedly responsible for 70% of visits to wikipedia page of dichotomy.

[@The4Tifier]

Just hearing Darth Vader go, “Yoink!” completely made my day!

[@Sinislovesbillcypher.]

"You saved our existence, but we still do not grant you the rank of master"

[@Vangror]

Honestly, this Anakin would be better off leaving the Jedi and starting something on his own. Why be constrained when he could put his intelligence to good use?

[@radiradithya5754]

"master enormous forehead" ,I can't 🤣🤣

[@speedcheetah1630]

Amazing!! 2 things... first: I'm surprised I understood 90% percent of what he said. 2nd never mess with someone who has intricate knowledge of temporal dimensions and stuff like that. 3rd he is so smart he realizes he is in a movie. Genius. At least 400 IQ if not more. 4th I loved how he talked to general generous and he was like "what?". 😂😂😂❤❤ best video I've seen in a while

[@aatrofish1858]

"Yoink" - Darth Elevator

[@winghong3]

Dude, Anankin literally used "dichotomy" three times in one of those sentences. Only someone who giga-brains of 1000 IQ could pull that off.

[@geobot9k]

randomly shredded dude knows about universal connection, essence, phenomena, primary, secondary, and tertiary contradictions; ain't no way he not reading materialist theory

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

If Anakin wrote a book, but kept it simple for the masses : *the tao of the force"*

[@sambas9257]

The Joda laughs never age. They are comedic gold

[@TheBig1one]

*Yoda

[@Jeremy-d7i]

Joda espanol

[@micronerd]

Just out of sheer boredom, I decided to re-watch this masterpiece just to provide a list of all (insulting) nicknames used in this video: Master Baldu Master Windows Young Skywanker Uber Van Kenobi General Grief Stages Generous Grievous Master Fly Swatter Master Enormous Forehead Master D*ckhead Master Midlifecrisis Darth Sidious the Unwise Luke Screwdriver Darth Elevator Riley... or something

[@freshhands9461]

Best Jedi names ever

[@Ranchdressingman]

hes getting too smart, Anakin is getting WAY too smart! 😱🤯

[@DlcEnergy]

1:32 "Funny you should ask Anakin. Let me tell you a great story." 💀

[@IsaacAnthonyBalderas]

Is it the one where he commits a war crime or the one with Obi-Wan in the speeder with?

[@MrKevin486]

LMFAO "Whats up Sidious!" "Oh shieett.." 😂 "Hurry and finish your story, Nerd!" 😂

[@lukemacon1]

😂😂

[@swcentral]

The way Yoda interjects just to laugh had me rolling every time 😂

[@YCWworld]

That was the best video I ever saw on KZbin.

[@mccreadybros.gamingandmusic]

“Stop Wasting Time and Finish Your Story Nerd!” That’s a good one! 😂

[@MasterAlberton5097]

"i need to smoke my death sticks" 💀

[@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies]

👩‍🏭Would this be cigarettes?

[@pat7917]

@@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Maybe… I think it’s intended to be left up to our imagination.

[@Scared_Yoda]

​@@pat7917they are a star wars version of rolled drugs that you smoke

[@baishihua]

That sounds like an euphemism.

[@Spudtron98]

He needs his Midichlorian fix.

[@AceDeclan]

Obi wan occasionally shaking his head is so good 😅

[@AspiNarradoe]

Anakin was too dangerous to be kept alive

[@TylerMcNamer]

I strangely became invested in this! Beautiful work!

[@spamhr782]

3:56 is the part I really liked

[@KNJfan]

To be fair, with how incompetent the jedi were... I can see a universe where anakin tells everyone from the start that palpatin is an evil sith lord and no one believes him...

[@WakenAngels]

I had to use a dictionary to look up half of these words 😂😂😂

[@force_wizard]

I didn't even tried to understand it

[@ThePoshboy1]

ffs I misread dictionary as dichotomy. I'm going insane.

[@alvarovids1915]

Imagine not being native speaker.. This blew my mind

[@DjBaapreB]

That’s what master Dicchead is for.

[@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies]

Really 🙍‍♀I don't understand the dictionary is a good book. Perhaps they are expensive books. 👧Glad my dictionary is a college one not a grade school one now know what to do.

[@bobvaness]

This video is a work of art! One of the best you've made! Clearly better than any Disney Star Wars.

[@thecauldron2212]

3 Seconds in and i'm already laughing out loud, good stuff! x)

[@enlightenedterrestrial]

Obi-wan shaking his head in disapproval never gets old.

[@TheBrownBeacon-wt6oh]

no way bro broke the 4th wall of the 4th wall, the dichotomy of footage and shredded editor is duplicitous in serving to create a video that both character and fan can enjoy

[@ZlatikXX]

Only the most arrogant member of the high council Mundi who knew about the sith since acolyte valued anakins discovery, ironic.

[@Icemario87]

Mundi's silence about the Sith is violence against the Jedi. He's a spy.

[@pascalsch14]

Tbf Anakin did manage to get rid of those walking carpets

[@Nichrysalis]

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@ManuMOV]

This is your best video, dude. Smart Anakin was something we didn't know we needed until the Darth Plagueis Tesis. You continuing with the joke just made it better.

[@remyetiennelebeau8364]

The rule is, you must use The Word.

[@ashleerios4370]

Love this! Best Star Wars content released in a decade...!

[@82dorrin]

Oh shit. He said "dichotomy". He's going to recite his thesis.

[@PwopYT3811]

So he DID lead the droid attack on the wookies! I knew it!

[@jj01221]

That's why they're having Wookie Burgers for lunch

[@WalkyLyz]

"Waste of space... Even kids can be..." Profound.

[@Rockstopmotion]

Lol go play in traffic

[@force_wizard]

I like that Master Mid-Live-Crises shakes his head every 10 seconds.

[@bluebladegermany]

Dang this video is a banger. Thank you for the good vid bro.

[@swann9147]

Obi-Wan constantly shaking his head at Anakin lol XD

[@5o1stFilms]

“What’s up Sidious?” “Oh shit.” I’m dead 😂

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Master Flyswatter, we don't even know what a dichotomy is."

[@davidgarrett4796]

I love how 90% of Yoda's contribution to the conversation is laughing and 90% of Obi-wan's contribution is the same clip of him shaking his head lmao. Great vid!

[@IsaacWale2004]

Whoever made this is a genius.

[@trixelpix1]

2:49 that seals are good reference is so based

[@sprzedamsanki]

The entire channel's been a plot, so Alfox can flex he's shredded. It rhymes

[@SanjayStiltskin]

2:26 Palpatine's face lol. Like "not this again... do i really want him as my apprentice..?" General Grief Stages 😅😅

[@willpina]

Darth EleVader: "Yoink!"

[@translatorlater5177]

3:30 The geography that I stand compares you superior.

[@Kashimaro]

Obi-wan shaking his head every 3 seconds is what kills me