Marvel Is Out of touch with Snowflake & Safespace │The NEW WARRIORS

[@ItsAGundam]

Marvel is burning let's read Manga! 0:05 Guess I'm comic book fan 1:00 Don't recon my heroes for virtue signal points. Wolverine and cyclops bi sexual rant. 1:41 new characters for The New Warriors? comic lore you don't care about. 3:15 NEW Warriors, less edge more social justice (The subject of the video) 5:25 The new new warriors the title of titles 6:35 Get to know the characters the art looks like Tumblr (Marvel now has their own Wonder twins) 8:21 Fear the backpack of the fat girl 8:51 Screen time (peak internet kid who doesn't floss) 9:51 Snowflake and safe-space (What the new warriors are based on lame kids) 11:24 What Jock wore pink!? they, them 13:44 B-Negative the goth kid who didn't listen to goth music. 15:14 the webpage

[@sYd6point7]

John candy dropped an Fbomb within 5 minutes of the start of "uncle buck" ... those were the days.

[@johnconnor2572]

Way ahead of you on switching to manga

[@SonicX4v2]

I don't think I will ever read another marvel comic again

[@johnjohn2195]

Reminded me of the fat kid they used in deadpool 2 that says himself "what kind of person ever heard of a fat superhero?"

[@ikuaforgetten]

What's that game you're playing?

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

He literally said that 90’s comics were so cool that he got intimidated by it

[@kyriss12]

Just like mr rapey mc man-bun and his thunder kitties meow. For some reason producers keep handing well loved properties to people with no respect for said property who then gleefully tear it apart from the inside just to spite the fans.

[@SelfPityEntertainment]

That bugged the hell out of me. When I was a 90's kid and looked at the characters in comics, my reaction was never intimidation. It was more like "Hey, Spawn looks pretty cool. I want to read that comic."

[@martinprince7773]

BETA!!!

[@migueruta]

I wonder how much they pay him to state that nonsense. It makes no sense! It feels like it came out of a argumentless modern feminist with lgbt+sjw tendencies.

[@TheGeckoNinja]

@@SelfPityEntertainment thats who we want working at marvel, people who are intimidated by their product.

[@skyesfury8511]

"this new law is making it illegal to be a vigilante under 21" IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE A VIGILANTE AT ANY AGE, YOU ABSOLUTE MOPPET

[@GodOfPlague]

So true. So true.

[@thatBigfuu]

Thruth

[@thefool8224]

so then if i have no age can i be a vigilante?

[@kingknightisbestknight7398]

@Picropideng It is still eligel. He would get arrested if he got caught. Just like Spiderman. The People love them but the Goverment not.

[@castlesbard1547]

@Picropideng I don't exactly know the cannonical stance of Gotham's police force to Batman, but from what I've seen it's more like they turn a blind eye to him.

[@eldestgruff]

Fat Dora, Twitter Argument, The Alabama Twins, and poser goth kid are going to make for a great team. Really hoping their main villain is Reality.

[@MirandaSinistra]

Lol underrated comment.

[@MirandaSinistra]

@MrNahual2099 20 bucks says they're gonna name one of the villains Terf.

[@turbosnowy]

Need TV series now, from writer and producer of 'The Boys'.

[@SpergusonAutismo]

its just gonna be a regular white man who drives a truck for a living.

[@eldestgruff]

@@SpergusonAutismo has to be a non-union freelance driver that mostly works with the oil industry.

[@AAAnonimAAA1st]

"[...] gave them costumes that felt modern" - all of them look like variations on Ben10 esthetic which is like 15 years old by now...

[@thatdarnkitteh]

So that's why it seemed so familiar lol.

[@cbbellerand]

I knew I couldn't be the only one to notice the blatant way they ripped off Ben 10.

[@josh885]

As someone who was a big fan of Ben 10 back in the day I saw that too. Immediately. The green and black design on the backpack Trailblazer wears is a straight ripoff of Upgrade's art style from Ben 10.

[@fleecejohnson711]

josh885 Facts I thought of Upgrade immediately when I saw it

[@toxictiergaming6112]

And Dora the Explorer, lol.

[@toddboward4771]

This is max-level cringe. Characters literally named Snowflake and Safespace...

[@commander2552]

A superhero made out of internet gas.

[@Naptosis]

@@commander2552 that actually made me laugh! They are definitely self aware.

[@SirPlocks]

Want to join me in committing hate crimes on these heretics

[@oldmanonyoutube]

It's like a comic made by 4chan to troll people.

[@apimpnamedslickback7115]

They're trying to take back the insults but in reality it's only cementing the insults further.

[@zenman6495]

Bad guy: "is snowflake stop HER" Snowflake:"reeeeeeeeeee" run to a precipice and jump to her death Bad guy:"good job every one, we did it"

[@Knownascomic]

Zen man ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[@Ketchup_And_Rice]

What did the poor precipice do to her!?

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

Hopefully his wife's boyfriend takes away his wifi privileges.

[@dougauzene8389]

More Like "wokefi" or "cryfi" to me, IMHO... ;-)

[@Eza_yuta]

Judenfi

[@Liquidcadmus]

he IS the wife

[@mastershake42019]

Soy boi

[@roflturkey6513]

The boyfriend took away the Switch he bought him for christmas

[@akumaplantstudios8869]

"Look, in the sky!" "It's the virtue signal!"

[@e2rqey]

This is perfect

[@detroitboy202]

Hahahaha fuck

[@frankfurteranimus]

Highly underrated comment.

[@junior1388666]

And it's a big evil corporation logo in rainbow colors

[@oscargomez4970]

hahahaha

[@ddduelist]

Being straight, gay, bisexual, non binary and whatever else is out there is not a trait.

[@WaluigiLebron]

Hi straightie McStraight here. I'm not special but I'm straight

[@viddykhaos2896]

Someone finally said it 😂 if I meet someone and we become friends, being gay or whatever isn’t important. They just need to be a good friend. At work, it’s the same thing no one cares about how you are personally, the important thing is how they do the job 😆

[@crispy_chris1684]

@@viddykhaos2896 yep if u become gay and ur my friend alright cool just don’t make it your trait and have it as ur personality

[@muddashucka9743]

It is, but it isn't a personality trait.

[@bhumibolrushing7830]

The first 3 exist..the others are made up

[@RogueFox2185]

No matter how much we mock them, the SJW’s will always find a way to one-up themselves. I can’t wait for this era to end and we can have stories of real heroes again.

[@toddboward4771]

For real heros to be revealed we need this civilization to crash and burn so it can be rebuilt.

[@imnotcreative2214]

SJW's don't understand mockery. In their eyes they can do no wrong. But then again evil never thinks it can do no wrong. SJW's in my opinion are evil.

[@JP-ww5vz]

I kinda doubt comic books will survive this era, to be honest. DC is actually considering cutting off comic book sales entirely and Marvel could very well do it too since the MCU is far, far more lucrative than actual Marvel Comics. Maybe look into indie comics, those might still have a future

[@protendi]

I mean, how many times can they one-up themselves until the house of cards gets blown out beneath them cause no one is buying. Amen to that tho, bring back real stories and ditch this identity politics shit.

[@chrisscott3071]

Nah flash glitz beat em to it with that transformers parody

[@TheYoungRoger]

Snowflake's weakness: Facts Safe Space's weakness: Logic Screentime's weakness: Reality Edit: B-Negative's weakness: Socializing Trailblazer's weakness: (Insert fat joke)

[@azraelbloodgamer4240]

Trailblazer's weakness: Anything deep fried or covered in frosting

[@heavyhebrew]

Make it Reality from South park

[@Ketchup_And_Rice]

The whole team's weakness: Irrelevance, because go woke go broke

[@thatguywithemail1431]

Trailblazer- Just roll her down a path and watch as she blazes a new trail by knocking down trees, homes, people, and schools in her way.

[@osusauckes]

@@thatguywithemail1431 lmaooo

[@Erulin68]

B-Negative : "I got a bad feeling about this" All the others in unison : "Don't, B-Negative" 10 bucks says they'll pull that one...

[@John-Stark]

*Audible groaning*

[@JackPool-lq8ux]

Guess we'll never know since it was abandoned

[@johnnyb1505]

@@JackPool-lq8ux lmaooooooooooooo

[@JackItbox-qg3my]

Undead being with a bad feeling...😅😂🤣

[@paulmajano]

@@John-Stark audible throwing up 🤮🤮

[@jamthesnitch9847]

Wait! Trailblazer: >possibly Hispanic >has a magic back pack Dora, is that you?

[@VideaVice25]

Dora blazed through the buffet and joined Marvel Comics.

[@notacompleteidiot...1285]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this character was basically a grownup Dora the Explorer. I feel slightly more sane now. 😁

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

Dodong Jamzki I actually think she's native American

[@Klonoahedgehog]

Dora is more badass than this chick will ever be.

[@crackgoat9780]

Dora was blazed out of her mind when she signed off her likeness

[@th3graveofwrath354]

"I remember the New Warriors back in the 90s, and I felt they were too cool for me." *_What an absolutely perfect loser statement to make._* TRANSLATION: These drawings made me feel insecure, that I wasn't good enough to even read their books, so I didn't.

[@comyuse9103]

is that a lain profile pic? funny, since that was immediately what my mind went to when they tried to make the internet a boring super power.

[@johnboy2349]

Yep, considering the New Warriors was the loser team back then.

[@th3graveofwrath354]

@@comyuse9103 lul

[@WhisperingShade]

Translation : He was a Snowflake that needed a Safespace, and couldn't handle Internet Gasses(People laughing at him) rather than Being Negative as a Fatass. Holy shit. I solved the code. He's their version of Captain Planet. He's the Uber-Equality Snowflake.

[@Chuck_EL]

My jaw dropped when he said that I was like "Sorry the fuck what?"

[@Ziggfi]

So in short, we have: Dora the explorer, a guy using tiktok as his superpower, twins twitter blue checkmarks and a emo vampire with a pun name... amasing... a least that comic will be a perfect alternative for toilet paper

[@thibaldus3]

I don't think this "Dora" can explore anything before running out of breath.

[@user-bu3dw9ho4z]

All of their names are pun names. They also have some wack ass powers and are all 1 note

[@chillhour6155]

Dora explora has more edge then modern marvel comic's

[@Sonicmaster54]

That's a good idea actually! We've been running out of toilet paper

[@IcE-_-Kidd]

Truuuuu

[@xIGetUm]

"I'm looking forward to seeing these characters on Rule 34" ..... said no one ever.

[@Archipelagoes]

Disgusting tho.. Big fat pig with rainbow punks sjw..

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

My mind didn't even want to conceive the possibilities until I read this comment and now I just wish I could run away from it

[@hunterculpepper1973]

​@@kiriuxeosa8716same hear

[@NetBattler]

🤮

[@NukeCaulfield]

Meg's ability to grow her fingernails was cooler than this.

[@martinprince7773]

Nuke Caulfield 😂😂😂👍

[@adrianjacobs5444]

If you know you know 😎😎

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

I’d rather see a comic about silly putty peter g than this garbage

[@Violent_Wolfen]

You know what? Yeah, yeah it was.

[@corentinesummers8259]

Can she shoot her fingernails like Johnny?

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The fact that the first canonically non-binary super “hero” is named Snowflake actually makes me think they are way more aware than you’d suspect, lol.

[@attackhelicopter7403]

No, thats the old tactic that they take our memes and make them reality so they can fight them in the real world. Remember the OK sign? The rainbow flag? They cant change ever... And many ppl believe what they say about it.

[@iamlucidess]

These characters suck so it's just cringe all around.

[@JP-ww5vz]

The whole thing is a troll. I guarantee they did this exactly to cause the type of reaction we're having right now. "Any press is good press"

[@maelstrom2313]

There's a slim chance it's an inside joke at the expense of clueless upper-level management... We can only hope

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

JP Yup, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit. As I was saying, they’re well aware of what they’re doing with this.

[@tomtheconqerur]

So the new warriors now consists of diabetes, dollar general steven universe, school shooter, nerd and identity politics. Great team marvel

[@theworldoverheavan560]

lol

[@yungsxma5578]

Great observation. Basically exactly what it is 😭😂

[@jonsummers5087]

Yes no teens would call themselves snowflake and safespace even if they're a snowflake.

[@dougauzene8389]

Not Even ln WEHO! ;-)

[@tofutopper6920]

Hhhhmmm, I was thinking maybe it's there superhero code name?? But if not, then those names Suck @%###^.

[@rk-vx5bu]

When this guy gets fired, his wife's boyfriend is gonna be pissed THAT THERE isn't petty cash for pop tarts.(amended for the grammar gestapo and spelling simps.)

[@StoneCorazon]

Grammar is a thing that's helpful.

[@Silent_Shadow]

@@StoneCorazon that was funny, and you're just a douche.

[@adblockonly4548]

@@Silent_Shadow It's still jarring to see bad grammar lmao

[@morb357]

He won't get fired. that's the problem with the industry.

[@juice26usus16]

Hahahahhahahahah....and his mom wont let him move back home because he's an idiot.

[@Pellbort]

Bank Robbers: EVERYONE GET ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A ROBBERY Bank Patrons: I sure hope there's a fat girl with a magic backpack nearby

[@iliketotame]

Adequate bulletshield and guaranteed road snacks. I see no issue here.

[@ZeddtheVHSotaku]

When you say it like that. It's really fucking ridiculous.

[@kyriss12]

When the fat kid reaches into their backpack every body runs.

[@pieflinger42069]

@@kyriss12 Especially in class

[@Indigorhob]

Dora the Explorer shows up

[@Esen441]

"Experimental Internet Gas" This is Marvel in current year. They are pulling out crap from 1960's Batman akin to "Shark Repellent Spray."

[@crylec6534]

At least it made sense. -What it do? -Make shark go away. -Ah yes

[@thehatter9400]

@@crylec6534 cuz at least that can be explained by an abhorrence smell that sharks can't handle. Experimental internet gas is trying to explain a biological solution with a technological end result? This is extremely stupid, but everyone with a brain already knows that. Guess I'll have to read more manga like one punch man

[@migueruta]

@@crylec6534 Exactly! Like it would do with mosquitos.

[@captainmemelord4978]

At least the 60's Batman movie and show was actually fun to watch.

[@thehatter9400]

@NanuNanu81 about as far as a biological mechanism to achieve a technological solution is the old virus comics where a sentiant hivemind virus from outer space is about to infect both biomass and tech, even combineding the two to form horrific servents. Btw someone has already made a parody comic of the kid huffing his grampas fart gas as he eats Intel processers. The only believable reason why the grampa farts can do that is if they are really nanites made of biological material but act like technological creations, giving the host the ability to connect to the internet when ever. But of course the power is completely useless in a fight unless he acts like the Oracle in DC ge Ms gonna be useless, course because they are uncreative as hell he will just have "internet lasers"

[@paulround8501]

That writer looks like he was accidentally exposed to his grandfathers secret 'soy' gas as a child which caused him to fail to develop any masculinity. 😂

[@kingmfinity25]

Lol!

[@Joey_Avocado]

IM FUCKING DEAD!

[@abyssalgaming9994]

Accidentally exposed? He got a lung full every day

[@TheH10ne]

Holy shit best comment 👏

[@JadeEyes1]

@@TheH10ne Nah. Soy jokes are kind of tired at this point.

[@PeachDragon_]

If Stan Lee wasn't already dead he would've gotten an heart attack right then and there

[@GodOfPlague]

@The Duke odd how that is easily pictured in my head RIP Stan

[@IllMatic97]

@@nshadex72 stan lee hasn't been involved with Marvel comics in years

[@Santouryu3]

Stan Lee: Thank god, I bought the Kent farm in heaven... Fuck 2020... Excelsior, Marvel soy boys!

[@mrbarefootbogan6254]

@RajOfColumbus They still used his characters, and his Origin stories.

[@josedanielneri6963]

He sold the rights so be is also to blame

[@TheHeroRobertELee]

I still can't believe this is un-ironic and not some April Fools joke. You cant make this stuff up. Its a self fulfilling parody.

[@TheHeroRobertELee]

@paviliceanu vlad truth is stranger than fiction

[@MrClobbertime]

Maybe it is and somebody just messed up and released the video too early.

[@sarissophori]

@@MrClobbertime nope. You can pre-order the first five issues on Marvel's site for a very small fee.

[@WiseAcres-i4d]

A signed copy of issue 1 would be an ironic collector's item.

[@josephmeadows3227]

"Trailblazer" is another term for "Explorer"... Superpower is a magic backpack... Heavyset Latina female teen... The Dora writers need to sue over this shite...

[@exciteablevideos]

Joseph Meadows we don't know if she's actually Hispanic yet

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@exciteablevideos I thought she was supposed to be Native American...which honestly makes the name "Trailblazer" even worse.

[@tylerghersinich576]

Cartoon Critique I heard the same that she is native. They mentioned that her backpack was give to her grandfather by god but they make it clear it is not the god we know. If she is latina then it would be the catholic’s god.

[@davidjones3165]

So what are her (I hope it's the correct pronoun LOL) powers?

[@BlackWarhawk13]

@@davidjones3165 she is "heavyset" and has a backpack full of snacks.... oh.... i mean you can put everything in it, it has no limit

[@paulevans4334]

They forgot the character Triggerd who identifys as a teapot

[@dougauzene8389]

Easily Steamed..... "REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ;-)

[@-Raylight]

If Stan Lee were alive, I'm pretty sure he'll be mad to the people who approved this It's embarrassing to even look at these new "character" designs

[@mj6258]

I have more trouble believing "creatures" like the thing with glasses on and hair that obviously wants the fuck out asap , actually exist.

[@tylermalone6466]

If St.Lee(Saint Stan Lee) were alive he would have damn near had several heart attacks telling these new "Woke" people off.

[@zeronos2844]

@@tylermalone6466 then those SJW's would try to dig dirt from his past so they can use it against him. or just plain label him as sexist.

[@TheHalfrican5]

Thank you Papa Gundam. Without you these dark times would be unbearable.

[@apathtrampledbydeer8446]

Exactly, Papa is our guiding light!!!

[@ronsoyesmickeymousetattoos4020]

Marvel: You ever read "The New Warriors?" Daniel: I remember seeing them on the shelf as a kid, and just feeling that they were too cool for me. Marvel: Perfect! You're writing the sequel!

[@WhisperingShade]

Sounds legit. Hey Anita, you like video games? -NO, I hate them! Only man-baby assholes and porn addicts play them. Awesome, review them and start a small war over some. Hey Cathleen Kenedy, You know Star Wars? - What now? Don't tell me it's some nerd shit I'll erase it all and pressure feminism at them. Awesome, take the lead for it. Have fun. Derp and Herp rule the franchises now.

[@chuchugugu]

@@commanderkeen6839 dreckiger drecksnazi

[@ZombieaidZ]

10:10 - 10:13 so does that mean we are also getting “simp” a hero who gains power from saving females and then kissing their toes. And his nemesis incel, who only attacks women because he has been hurt by one and believes they are all bad

[@adgato75]

That motivation has actually been used for villains many times , for a long time.

[@davidjones3165]

I'd read that before this.

[@viddykhaos2896]

This man should be a writer lol

[@JamezGrimm]

Guaranteed there will be a villain named “Cringe” who will be a rich white male, who is always outwitted by the warriors.

[@JamezGrimm]

Or another hero named “Beta” who is a typical soy boy but has the power of Soy strength!

[@i_grok_u2902]

W.A.S.P. =very evil and oh so stupid!

[@theworldoverheavan560]

lol

[@manoftruth0935]

J.D. Grimm so no strength whatsoever.

[@dougauzene8389]

Captain MAGA, NRA Man, Lord Limbaugh, Mr. Murdoch, Alt-Right, Reality Check, "Charlottesville Chuckie" ;-)

[@MrYellingdingo]

08:07 'She's someone who charges into action' .. the only thing she's charging to is the refrigerator.

[@crylec6534]

Fatgum puts her to shame

[@blemishednicely8402]

Her secret weapon: The Male Gaze (it's when her enemies all stand there in place, tilting their heads side-to-side as they try to figure out just what the HELL is going on under those stretch-pants & exactly how concerned they should be about it)~ Buys critical time as Safe-Space comes to terms with the fact his sister's packing manlier bulges (& colour-scheme) than him...while Screentime appeals to an Admin about the removal of his latest Tweets & B-Negative realizes he forgot to put any pants on & is built like a Ken-Doll...

[@billybobbobson3797]

@@crylec6534 fatgum is bad ass and makes sense

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

🤣🤣

[@caseytatum5837]

Boom

[@Octorber13]

"We wanted to make heroes that were exciting..." *Mission Failed. We'll get them next time.*

[@VotePaineJefferson]

I'm surprised Cuck Norris isn't being given his own comic book. Kicking phones out of women's hands seems "heroic" enough for Marvel.

[@Dajudge06]

Im still waiting on that "Fission" I was told was Mailed.

[@blemishednicely8402]

@@Dajudge06 AREA: Ascending Colon

[@kodi6197]

I don't think their even will be a next time.

[@thunder9236]

"Safe Space" and "Snow Flake" can be defeated by the evil villain "Hate Speech".

[@LaughingMatter07]

"Permanently patched into the World Wide Web." Goodness, what a terrible superpower.

[@eririspencersawamura5291]

Just Balkan Twitter alone would drive him insane

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

The absoulute redditor

[@henriqueazank5254]

Soooooo ........ he is an average 19 yo , wow what a Shitty superhero

[@skerdi51]

imma go look for 3AM pics and videos now

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

I wonder does he have total control over everything he sees, or can random websites just show up when they please? Also, what the fuck is he gonna do with that power? "Oh my, there's a villain out there. Guess I'll look up obscure fetish porn to keep myself entertained while someone else takes care of business!"

[@todo9633]

"Illegal to be a vigilante under 21" My guy vigilantism is illegal.

[@leeyenyao8570]

My lord my stomach it's hurt so much 😂

[@ikhsanhasbi657]

@fenrirdies Trailblazer is supposed to be the one to charge into battle according to the writer, but they draw her like someone who would need to stop running every 20 meters to catch her breath.

[@counterstructure4908]

The implication that vigilantism above 21 is legal is actually interesting. In the sense of how law works in a world with real super heroes. But there are already better comics about that.

[@GoldLight73]

@fenrirdies She looks more Alaskan to me, and while I'm fine with having another female hero who's not a typical bikini-model body type, it's clear that she (like most of these heroes) was made just to get brownie points.

[@Sorain1]

To be fair, in Marvel's setting I'm willing to believe it might have been legalized and they forgot to have an age cutoff.

[@lourdcebuma3957]

More like "New Twitter Warriors" to me. Jesus. "mAGiC bAcKpAck" "iNtErNeT gAS" "sNoWfLaKe aND SaFeSpAcE"

[@Mister-Six]

So Trailblazer is just fat Dora the Explorer.

[@____trazluz____9804]

I Will cut my ethernet cable and harvest all the gas that will leak

[@SleepBeforeYouThink]

Arya Stark “early 00s is classic rock”

[@Thranotheoneandonly]

That's how these morons see themselves, they do believe they're warriors fighting for justice, it's a cult that tries to control the masses

[@itsmytoast666]

You forgot "wE tHiNk hE gOt A bLoOd TrAnSfUsIoN fRoM mIcHaEl MoRbIuS."

[@thomasthepaladin103]

"They were too cool for me, and intimidated".... Really dude man you look like a person that would be highly offended by someone adding cream into their coffee so its not black. Geezus.

[@dougauzene8389]

Er...You Mean SOY...SOY LATTE! ;-)

[@captainvalor9997]

Their names are "Snowflake" and "Safespace" LMAO bruh I'm done

[@warlockgod66]

But the funny thing is they made them black like come on, 2 built black guys call Snowflake and safeplace and they play sports 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 what they saying is if people see 2 buff black people in comic being called Snowflake and safespace they stop calling us that it'll be cool then and then black people will turn it into cool slang in real life🤯🤯🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theimpureone4080]

No joke I thought it was fake at first cause it sounds so stupid,then I see this video and started dying of laughter.Prai se you Gundam I needed that.

[@ATSucks1]

This is why the onion is going out of bussiness... you can't write satire out of reality this freaking looney... ain't that right safespace? Yeaaaa, snowflake gets it.

[@nir24adler]

I want to see the show so much lol safe space lol

[@Muricanwerewolf]

“Experimental internet gas” actually not a joke holy S

[@agenericguy1014]

The hell's that supposed to mean in the first place?

[@jinglejangle1533]

@@agenericguy1014 it means the author is an idiot or too lazy to come up with a good explanation, probably both

[@HateshWarkio]

@@jinglejangle1533 nanobots... That's what they wanted, nanobots...

[@fantasticmrmonk]

@@HateshWarkio easy, reliable if a bit overused, and a way to personalize the character a bit… ofc they didn’t use this.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

The 90s and 2000s were "long past decades?!" Holy shit.

[@sehalos]

feels bad man

[@marcodaddario3965]

Don't worry about it too much. This kind of SJW weirdos are highly narcissistic and would try to underestimate anything made before their times.That's how they try to justify their laziness, because they can't be bothered to do research (and it shows).

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

@@marcodaddario3965 Just as important to them is gaslighting people, but also lying to the very young people, in underestimating/devaluing the past, so that they can revise the past and write the present. Consider how they retcon and use tokenism just to cram social justice into established worlds.

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

I feel old now.

[@NeonGarlic]

This really is one of the only instances where "ok, boomer" is proper response.

[@dougauzene8389]

BINGO! ;-)

[@annabellthedoll9953]

Truly, if you meant the creator (the youtuber) then yeah.

[@welltell.]

They just ripped off Dora the Explorer, the matrix, the wonder twins and vampires.

[@drb4074]

Well, it's not like anybody sits around and thinks "Boy, those SJWs sure are creative and clever! Wonder what they'll come up with next?"

[@welltell.]

@@drb4074 It takes great talent and creativity to create some thing new and most times the person who is creating it is doing it for the plain love of it. Virtue signalling or pandering to SJW's takes no creativity and most times people who are trying to please another just lack the brains cells to create some thing new.

[@welltell.]

@@bobbymurray9015 "Politically Correct Transformers" was real funny and pointed out the obvious things about the SJW's.

[@go_rilla262]

I bet this guy was sooooo happy when his wife's boyfriend got him a Nintendo Switch for XMass

[@NitroJunkie626]

Right? He looks AND sounds like a weak, soy-drinking beta! He probably gets cucked by Tyrone on a regular basis! Lol

[@angelhr79]

He should have made another character named Captain cuckold.

[@galenbjorn443]

NitroJunkie626 dont forget chad, bitches with beta boyfriends love chad

[@fingolfin117baal2]

XD Bloody hell.

[@SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator]

Aids, sh!tpost, Dora the diabetic, !ncest and Sodomyspace

[@khululyp]

"I was intimidated by new warriors... night trasher had a blade coming out of his wrist..." He must be crying in a fetal position when he saw Spawn for the first time... geez louise. I was a kid in the 90's and liking comics would still get you some scorn but I loved the hell out of characters like Wolverine, Punisher and Spawn and the Blade movies what kind of weak sauce is flowing trough this 'man' veins. And let me tell you I am not a chad type guy, I am an nerdy aspergers recluse and even I find this weak.

[@PapaEmeritusII]

Because most little boys are fascinated by bad ass characters like Spawn...This guy was intimidated by them because he's a pussy and wanted to project his insecurities into this comic book diarrhea. Voila!

[@afierymess2307]

Spawn is a total badass. Thank GOD these cucks haven't touched him.

[@markwheeler4245]

khululy p I was a kid in the 90s I look around today and think WTF went wrong!? I see the kids of today and imagine how they’d of got on back in the day..? Answer not very well! Lol. You’d get a 👋 for talking about safe spaces and micro aggressions etc

[@rareoldschoolbreakbeathard7583]

khululy p "what kind of weak sauce is flowing trough this 'man' " ........that would be soy full of estrogen

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@afierymess2307 You've jinxed it, Spawn is turning gay in 3... 2... 1...

[@DuckofFail]

"Oh, My! another half-gallon of Haagen Dazs, Thank you Back-Pack, how did you know!?"

[@cannedcoochie6828]

I havn’t heard this one yet 😭

[@bisexualichigo4227]

Don’t ever insult Beast Boy comparing him to that Screentime ever again. D i s r e c p e c t f u l

[@paulmajano]

Garfield would kill himself if he saw these characters and internet gas.🤣

[@theanimeslayer3999]

This is why they have to change and ruin original characters , genderswap or swap race. This is what happens when they have to make their own cringe, terrible parody characters inspired by twitter and Tumblr art.

[@LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts]

Creative bankruptcy deserves to be ridiculed.

[@PublicWifi]

new NEW warriors such as "Keyboard Warrior" "Sargent Socialism" "Hashtag" "Misandria" "Boomer Tumor" and "Mrs. Mastercard"

[@ClassicKrak83]

See that would be perfect parody characters that might become mainstays if the material is funny enough.

[@ironpatriot4774]

I might actually read that rather than this mindless drivel.

[@blemishednicely8402]

I vote they be called The Social-Justice Six...make it HAPPEN, Marvel~

[@JohnnyZenith]

The Social Justice League.

[@WhisperingShade]

Villains appropriate to the theme : Dumpsterfire : a villain that wears the publishing logo of the company which produces this crap, and runs the evil villains(There is a cliche that she puts on a fake nose and some glasses and runs the heroes under that guise as well.). She has no powers and is losing her grips on reality and control the longer she is in the series. Soon she'll be some delusional schizophrenic over her inability to motivate the world to simply fall in suit behind her psychotic idioms. Often she'll question why others wont hear her "truth" and get woke or why they wont fall in line behind her and her crazed machinations for world "equality" under her overbearing matriarchal bullshit. She doesn't have any foresight that running both halves of the field makes her into her own enemy as she's too short sighted to comprehend it - or her eventual downward spiral into her own doom. Meltdown : A villain that defeats the entire squad of heroes by assuming their genders incorrectly, offending them to the point of running them off, and emotionally traumatizing them mildly enough to get them to leave. Meltdown is also able to bypass Safespace's shields inadvertently and melt Snowflake's ninja stars(though only when calling her a retarded lesbian weeaboo ninja, as he has to use caustic inflammatory comments for his powers to work!). He can also (le gasp) remove Dora the Explorer's magical backpack turning her back into a lazy overeating and emotionally insecure couch potato. Meltdown has counters for all the heroes like this. Sis : A Cis gendered white man that can take insults and dishes them out in a House MD like style of cynical flaming. He also produces the infamous "INTERNET GAS" which causes people to laugh at the heroes and mock them. He's very manly, and very well dressed just to add insult to other injuries. Also he'll usually make dick jokes as an added gag.

[@Like_a_Tiger.dr0p]

I remember clearly how I was so exciting to read these comics, my favorite part is when B-negative said: "it's morbin time" and morbed the rest of the new new warriors team and finish himself.

[@stanknight9159]

None of the characters that are famous now had to have themselves explained. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc... Their stories were revealed in the comics as they progressed. Superman's powers evolved in the comics. He evolved in the comics. Spiderman didn't have all his abilities in the start. He evolved as a character and person too. There is no story or depth with these SJW characters. They are just shallow beings.

[@ventsislavmichoykov1249]

Fitting.

[@BG-it7hb]

Great analysis.

[@lukewood2662]

Not just shallow. They're dumb, ANTI-LOGIC and weak, and should inevitably die in the first battle. They have literally no future as heroes, as they have nearly useless "powers". They're no freaking heroes. Deadpool is a hero, not cuz he is a joker and wear some hero clothes. Dude can withstand damage, and can fight. These kids THINK they're special,.but they're just weird, normal today kids.

[@cartooncritique6625]

There are cereal mascots with more character than these "characters"! XD

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@lukewood2662 Yeah, no kidding! The only member of this group who's powers aren't utterly pathetic is the vampire kid, BECAUSE HE'S A VAMPIRE! The rest of them are just a joke!

[@NoLifeKing47]

D-did they say, "Magic Backpack"? Her power is owning a bag of holding?!

[@chrisscott3071]

Remember when characters had a not so handy power so they off set it by being in the best shape possible and learning how to fight... even fucking kick ass in the comics worked out for half a year before fighting crime

[@michaelballard4452]

What you dont understand is that this dora the explorer in the future lol.

[@aries6663]

@@michaelballard4452 oml lmao

[@Hhhh22222-w]

They saw MHA and wondered how they could rip of the thick girl who can pull shit out of her body

[@florianklein1075]

But still with the 50 Stone Weightlimit unless she's uping her strengthpoints

[@TaddiestMason]

“He was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas.” Ok, boomer

[@privacyfirst2790]

It even sounds weak when someone who isn't a pencil necked nerd says it... Writing at its PEAK!

[@brubok479]

Shut up, please shut up

[@mikeoxlong1395]

BUt the internet is a series of tubes, what runs trough tubes? That's right, gas, (well, fluids, but gases are, for all intents and purposes, fluids). Checkmate atheists.

[@M19H87]

Smh

[@SneedBass]

Last time my grandfather used some experimental internet gas, he got 20 to life in a federal penitentiary.

[@jazerkuru9110]

I Could see the Villians Names Being like: *The White Knight, Mr. N (N word), Democra, Mr Tramp etc...*

[@dougauzene8389]

Alt-Right, Breitbart, MAGA Man, Mr. Murdoch, Lord Limbaugh, "45" (The Prez), Hannity, NRA...

[@franciscusradityapamarta4645]

Iq test

[@gregcharles3240]

The Libs

[@leonrobinson8180]

@@franciscusradityapamarta4645 Ok Alt Right edgelord

[@Mattfromthepast]

"We could have fun in the 90s!" truer words have never been spoken and that is why the 90s are the last decade I enjoy comics from.

[@mrknarf4438]

Read the new Venom. It's great.

[@abyssalgaming9994]

@@mrknarf4438 that's an exception, venom was great

[@milesedgeworth110]

Remember those jocks that rule'd the school? With pink hair, pink clothes, and the most important part, non binary?!?!

[@kiddhkane]

I remember... they always used the powers of safe space to beat me up. They also made fun of me for wearing pants and clothes that are not tight enough for my veings to poke through.

[@Dw1nna]

jup those pinkhaired bootyshorts wearing jocks are really intimidating

[@legendarydragoon]

They use to make fun of me for being a straight white male. :(

[@Kenny_F91]

Three Gundam videos in two days! Thank the great good lord, ItsAGundam!

[@ItsAGundam]

I edited till my skin pealed.

[@rajvinder89]

Thank COVID-19!

[@Thepunisher90thGaming]

A god among men, we have a hero to save us from mediocrity. Thanks bro seriously, I watch your videos and smile. Least someone on YT, in current year isn't brain dead or trying to appeal to the masses.

[@patricksaber917]

@@ItsAGundam Trying to keep your mind off the world being on fire?

[@oohsunchips]

Today will be known as it's a Gundam Day!! You celebrate it by sitting at your computer and Screaming for hours

[@mihaghoraprime6263]

I'm still in disbelief that there are characters literally called "Snowflake" and "Safespace". It has to be a joke, right? This -is- a joke. Right...? Marvel? Just... what?

[@cortholiopezorama8879]

Best part is snowflake isn't a reference to fragile. I guess fight club was too “cool” for as well. “ “You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap.”

[@mrsnos]

I’m still waiting for them to announce this as the greatest troll ever and show the outtakes of this guy pissing himself laughing at how ridiculous it is. Please Marvel, please say it’s a joke? 🙏🏻

[@nemmondommegneked669]

They did not told joke.

[@mrsnos]

Hingle McCringleberry If anything good comes from this Corona mess it may be the realisation that the Leftist obsession with open borders and free healthcare for the entire world isn’t a good idea. And their insistence on ‘correct’ pronouns and safe spaces and trigger warnings are of zero concern to people who have become unemployed or lost loved ones. The world has to grow up and deal with this shit, ain’t no one got time for whining demonbrats! And yes, Trump 2020, I think he’s doing a fantastic job. 🇺🇸🦅

[@mountain_manmoto5566]

Small hat subversion

[@YeagerBomb-ww3bn]

At least we have a replacement for toilet paper now.

[@iamlucidess]

Pretty sure i can't wipe my ass with this, it would give me the virus.

[@GokaikillerTobi]

I wrote this on memeology's video: My ass deserves better.

[@thanerdyguy1943]

Yeager Bomb toilet paper is way more useful and won't make you cringe

[@TimberWolfD1]

You won't get ass cancer from toilet paper though....

[@mitchf1862]

"logical conclusion" "internet gas" Ah, he meant logical confusion. Got it.

[@dougauzene8389]

HIGHLY ILLOGICAL... (Mr. Spock, Star Trek)

[@MediocritysMuse]

I got so intimidated by the comic back then. Marvel executives: "Let's get this snowflake to make comics based on this series that he was intimidated by."

[@RM2011ish]

"EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS." SOMEONE GOT PAID TO WRITE THIS. It's the end of days people!

[@IzzySarru]

It sounds like the backstory of a superhero from a satire, not a serious story.

[@fenrirsden469]

They couldn't even say something mildly coherent like, "experimental nano machines that allow direct neural interface with the world wide web" or something. No, no. Experimental. Internet. GAS! I face palmed so hard I knocked out the guy standing behind me. FFS, Batwoman has better writers, and that ain't a high bar to clear.

[@coldpsyker1354]

I mean I know radiation is pretty cliche for origin stories but holy hell don't fix what ain't broken

[@mathewhex7045]

Lol whaaaaat??? Internet gas??? I'm fuckin struggling to not fall out of my chair right now.

[@kentlindal5422]

...Thats not how "the cloud" works.

[@wltrs_srtlw7349]

The snowflake safe space shit had me in tears lolol almost hard to believe its real.

[@wackpendejo3000]

if this was satire, i would praise it for the best joke of the decade LMAO

[@dougauzene8389]

"Don't Be Alarmed...lt's Happening..." (Rush Limbaugh)

[@Aizen2468]

Marvel's business practice is akin to seeing an iceberg while in the middle of a storm, and everyone on your ship BEGGING you to turn around and go back, or at the very least TURN out of the way a little! You'll still be in the storm if you only slightly turn, but at least you wont sink the ship. But instead of doing either of those things, you go full speed ahead towards the iceberg because someone online told you there was treasure inside.... Goodbye S.S. Marvel; you were a fun voyage

[@leeyenyao8570]

Perfection 😊

[@KingmanIII]

Actually, the Titanic sank because they tried doing just that -- had it hit the iceberg head-on instead of turning, fewer compartments would have been destroyed and flooded.

[@ixiahj]

"You take away her back pack, its just another fat chick." Lol. Also, what the hell is internet gas?

[@dougauzene8389]

Yep...With Backpack, Typical Comic-Con Cosplayer... ;-) Internet Gas? Incompetent Electrician/ Gas Company Running Internet Wiring & Gas Through SAME PIPE IN THE HOUSE! ;-)

[@tofutopper6920]

😄😄😄😋😋😋😁😁 I dont know what it is so that is crazy messed up.

[@michaelamaya9032]

Internet Gas... I'm just going to assume that was slang for a new form of synthetic hypercharged marijuana

[@orbitalsummer]

I am still rofling my way around the fact that "Safespace" is basically useless in a 1v1 since he would have noone to protect.

[@davidjones3165]

Supervillain " take out safe space first"

[@Nico42048]

🤣

[@user.Icarus]

Experimental. Internet. Gas. Amazin. They couldve just said, his vr headset malfunctioned in the middle of a 24 hour vr hentai marathon and it gave him super powers, and it would have made more sense...but they went with "experimental internet gas"...

[@blemishednicely8402]

Remember, with great splooging comes great innaccuracy/short-circuits~

[@jarrettmcminn4393]

His dad experimented with VR but it involved kinda Tronning yourself in with the headset. Sneaky kid gets into the lab and assumes the headset is for birthday or something. Malfunction and boom there’s his backstory.

[@WhisperingShade]

Sir, I find your internet gas very interesting. Please do go on.

[@blemishednicely8402]

@@WhisperingShade Honestly the only thing I can think of is misinterpretation of "ethernet" (ether being gas/vapour), or how computers can emit while running (carbon monoxide IIRC, tho miniscule amounts...is he asphyxiating/tripping balls before dying? How did he get such levels to emit? So MANY questions....)

[@zztopz7090]

It's experimental, therefore it works at %5000.

[@BlancTangerine]

Damn, Dora certainly took Boots' death poorly. Glad Backpack is still around for her even if he is having a hard time being worn.

[@lovethatdarkness]

But what happened to Map?

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@lovethatdarkness We don't talk about what happened to Map....

[@CArcherOwl]

Nah Dora ate Boots. Then Swiper.

[@pheonix2518]

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire

[@Crimson522]

you know this could've worked if it was a parody/commentary on the state of comic book super heroes. each character could represent a certain problem with current heroes. Trailblazer- A wannabe hero who doesnt actually know what shes fighting for and uses things like race and gender as stand ins for real motivations. Screentime- an unfunny meme lord who only speaks in cringy tik tok/facebook memes and is extremely autistic/socially awkward. B negative- an edge lord whose all edge but no point. doesnt actually like dressing/acting the way he does, he only does it cuz he thinks it will make him unique and special. Snowflake- Hyper violent and aggressive. threatens bloody murder over the slightest offence. Safespace- Overly emotional to the point of being useless. would rather use his powers to hide himself from the world than save it.

[@EmergencyChannel]

It is a parody, a parody of a comic that someone would actually buy.

[@mrbarefootbogan6254]

Lol that actually sounds like something I'd read.

[@PossumGodMode1337]

I would watch this, make it so!

[@RIlianP]

Villain: I will end the hostage after I play with her a little. Cringe squad: Wait did you just presume gender, you monster.

[@myeruow7988]

The fact that they named a character who's useless without someone's help SNOWFLAKE makes me think this is just a big joke

[@TOUGHEYES]

Pretty sure that they're going to be incestuous too

[@patrickriarchy6054]

@@TOUGHEYES One can hope. It would probably be the only thing that would make these books semi interesting.

[@Vulgarth1]

Safespace is the one that's useless without someone's help.

[@myeruow7988]

@@Vulgarth1 OH wait yeah, that's even worse wtf

[@myeruow7988]

Damn now this comment seems more retarded than this show

[@tiptopbull9274]

I left marvel when they turned iceman gay after he had supposedly “been hiding it and trying to convince himself otherwise”

[@cartooncritique6625]

Yeah, that pissed me off too, and I AM gay!

[@Wizardwicked]

as a wise man once said: “is this some out of season april fools joke “

[@Nite-cq1fj]

"Is every one on crazy pills right now!?!" Also works

[@WickedParanoid]

"Do you guys not have superheroes?"

[@mrnobody6636]

Hispanic girl + magic backpack = Dora the explorer.

[@duct.q.4402]

She let herself go..

[@mrnobody6636]

That’s a good one

[@temogi5762]

Dark Horse, Image, and Valiant comics are the only comics I have and ever will enjoy reading.

[@SodapopKevin]

I remember a few years ago I got wasted with some friends are we were trying to make up some stupid progressive super heroes, and Safe Space was one of them (able to make force fields around themselves). Another was a trans hero who could go from solid to liquid, named Gender Fluid. One was a hero who could line up perfect head shots subconsciously, the angrier they got the faster they could line up shots (named Trigger Warning). One was a person who would get stronger based on how upset she got, named The Sulk, I think the catch phrase I made up for her was "They more she can't even, the more she can!". As for team names I couldn't decide between the X-Zir or the Social Justice League.

[@sarissophori]

My God, that's f'in hilarious and actually better thought out.

[@pacifiedbeaumonte]

Wow what a sweet use of your time and it definitely doesnt draw up the image of fat ugly balding dorks with terrible clothes being mad at the shit their internet safe spaces tell them to be mad about. Good story

[@PapaEmeritusII]

@@pacifiedbeaumonte ...wut

[@skeletonwar4445]

@@shuckeyduckeythefunkyhomos6166 Imagine being so alone and sad that you can't even comprehend other people having fun with friends lmao

[@zztopz7090]

You put a lot more thought into them than the actual writer and you outwoked him. If he wanted to take back those terms he could've shown more creativity and been self ironic.

[@rugalbernstein5913]

So, we have a character called "trailblazer" that looks like she's never walked a trail let alone blazed one. A character named "screentime" that literally is just a guy that is a smartphone A character named "safespace" that's a jock. A character named "snowflake" that's 'non-binary' A character named "B-Negative" that literally just edgy, emo vampire part 2. And they're all called the "NEW new warriors" when not a single one of them looks strong enough to take on a fallen tree branch... unless trailblazer decided to sit on it, i guess

[@blemishednicely8402]

To quote John Leguizamo's Violator: "Whoop!...where'ditgo?!?"

[@bloodangelphil]

Knowing Marvel, they'll steamroller everyone.

[@SpartanTrigger]

I legit thought this was an inside joke or something, but no it’s sadly real

[@crawlingboy]

very sad good thing im reading the old spawn comics i recommend them i hope the newest chapters are good as well

[@LabMatt]

Illegal to be a vigilante under 21? Isn't being a vigilante illegal period?

[@brianmarinakis4671]

Trailblazer’s super power is pulling an AR-15 out of her backpack.

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Looks more like a Bulldozer...

[@iHasCaek]

@@Pentti_Hilkuri well i mean she's built like one...

[@DarthVader-1701]

Trailblazer's super power is saving a Jelly Donut from the dumpster.

[@WhisperingShade]

Swiper no swiping!

[@zztopz7090]

That's her only chance of survival, but they're against guns, unlike superpowers.

[@slumbertrap6506]

There going to add a new charcter to the group in Vol 2. Simp: Male, 5ft 7 Power: can open his wallet and give E-Thots his money, BUT he can only use this power if he thinks she is single. He can only use this power at the end of the month when he gets his pay check. He joined the team because of Snowflake... Authors Note: "He reminds me alot of me when I was....am now."

[@MetalMadness_00]

Thanos has serious competition

[@drawmaster77]

this guy is an insult to simps, he looks like one of these soyboys who come out as gay because they don't want to live with a realization that they're not getting laid.... like ever.

[@PeachDragon_]

nigga i'm 5'7 don't put me in the same category as these morons

[@slumbertrap6506]

@@PeachDragon_ nigga im 5'6 you think I want to be in that category? I'll only go to 5'69 final offer!

[@mawnkey]

Now you'd think that when these flop they'd realize "Huh, when we commandeer old characters and force our politics on them people don't buy them. When we make new characters and try to push our politics people don't buy them. Maybe our politics are the problem..." but you'd be wrong. Very, _very_ wrong.

[@GodOfPlague]

Self awareness and personal responsibilty are not super powers they possess

[@Kohth_0]

I'm I so out of touch no it's the fans how are wrong

[@brandtmichael3868]

The stereotypical jock has pink hair and eyes. Do they know what a stereotype is? Lmao

[@thatguywithemail1431]

"Wondertwin Powers Activate!" Form of, "Shit!" Shape of, "Toilet!"

[@dougauzene8389]

ACTIVATE "Power Fists!" ;-)

[@tylerdurden8270]

@@dougauzene8389 engaging ass thrusters

[@VandalCabbage]

"Internet Gas" I don't even know what to say to that.

[@jeco2512]

It's EXPERIMENTAL internet gas. Normal internet gas would just be ridiculous.

[@MunkeyBeans1082]

@@jeco2512 naturally

[@Til_I_Collapse]

It's cheetos and red bull induced flatulence.

[@IAmGameAddicted]

Internet gas processed in my head like putting rebar into some rotating gears

[@blemishednicely8402]

@@Til_I_Collapse Ohhhh...so he's from Wuhan...I get it now~

[@DemonForge]

Marvel: We're out of touch Me: Your about to be out of time

[@scabcrawler632]

And out of money....

[@Add183]

What pisses me off more is that there are “soft” looking characters that are really good. Not in marvel ofc because those freaks are weirdos. But in anime and manga

[@milkcatdog394]

This was painful to watch The design of the twins is especially eye bleeding inducing

[@Joe-it2dh]

"Now they can do this and not to established characters that already exist." Dont worry, when this fails horribly they will blame it on the fact that it is a new IP and then they WILL do this to already existing characters.

[@LeonBelmont1000]

That, or "the online hate has impacted sales, so it was going to fail since the start"

[@rkgaustin]

"When I was a kid in the 90's" - Balding middle aged man. God damn I feel old.

[@jbarlak]

Dora wants her backpack back. Swiper no swipe

[@BunkerAnon]

"Internet Gas" is funny as hell. Must be what fills those internet tubes.

[@spaeron]

What u think the the interweb can run on Internet windmills. Na Na Na it needs that Internet gas baby

[@legalize.brokkoli]

Impressive how this marvel writer guy is able to keep a straight face.

[@dougauzene8389]

With A Name Like Kibblesmith, lt's GOT TO BE WOKE! ;-)

[@Nico42048]

I think he actually means what he says.....

[@MaccDaKnife]

You're spoiling us with rapid uploads. I'm starting to feel like an average looking girl with a legion of simps.

[@MalganisLefay]

12:24 This is exactly what i thought, Instead of designing cool heroes with good concepts behind them and finishing it with a catchy fitting name, they did it the complete opposite, first they came up with a stupid agenda driven name followed by even stupider uncreative concepts and looks. Jesus christ, i can come up with more exiting names in 10 seconds: Iceshard, Safe zone, Crimson Vail, VR, and... i dont know McRip (with extra cheese)

[@barebonestalk983]

OMG this is the most painful set of new characters EVER

[@Til_I_Collapse]

Generation X reboot. Don't look into it.

[@decorumlopez9147]

"this hostile takeover of existing IP ain't working, we need original characters!" Bearded beta weirdo: "righty-o!"