Marvel Thor meets Myth Thor

#mythology #thor #marvel #thorshammer #mjolnir #norse #magnuschase #doyouevenlift

[@aulombian]

Marvel Loki: "All of you will kneel!" Myth Loki: "So this is my child, the snake that can wrap around the realm"

[@siphonophores]

"and this wolf who will swallow Odin during the prophecy of Ragnarok"

[@aditghifari5039]

Then my daughter who govern the death

[@bisscotto9146]

Did I mention that this eight leg horse is my son?

[@desadograisedrobot515]

@@aditghifari5039 Marvel Loki: Uhh is that...

[@gunsandroses896]

@@bisscotto9146 and I birthed him.

[@asafupps]

I appreciate the fact mythology Thor is wearing his gauntlets

[@arjyabirhazra1135]

But not his belt

[@asafupps]

@@arjyabirhazra1135 Invisible belt

[@sanjonn]

@@asafupps yup

[@bigge6982]

Still not a red head

[@cjdigz7476]

Wow you notice it I thought I was just the only one 😂

[@sahilshubhamsingh9450]

Mythology thor : you seemed like a calm and reasonable person Marvel thor : nope i think i am getting dumber

[@jordanjackson8873]

Mcu thor*

[@CHAOS_FR600]

​@@jordanjackson8873 mcu is mArvel

[@jordanjackson8873]

@@CHAOS_FR600 no its isnt its inspired by marvel comics but isnt true marvel lore but go off

[@windows10sovietedition86]

Not mythology Thor , it's God Of War Thor.

[@funnyvalentine4048]

​@@windows10sovietedition86 God of War Thor is the accurate Mythology thor

[@erikjohnfrancisco]

I like how realistic myth Thor is, which is he has a glove to weild mjolnir.

[@pinchman2946]

I mean he can wield it without the glove just fine, they just help when he has them on.

[@hellfire66683]

But he is missing his girdle

[@joshuagreen6386]

And he’s left handed

[@martinsoukup562]

​@@pinchman2946 no

[@pinchman2946]

@@martinsoukup562 Yes, in the story where Thor's hammer is stolen he specifically had to not wear them, and was still able to slaughter giants with it.

[@chastethompson1086]

Comic Thor: Loki did WHAT with a horse? How?!

[@gageunruh3574]

Actually loki did that in the comics too. Odin mentions it.

[@chastethompson1086]

@@gageunruh3574 Maybe? Did he say that after Secret Wars? It used to be completely true, but because of all the time and universe fuckery in the comics to update stuff (usually not quite full reboots like DC does, but still updating things), it really depends on when things were published. That was his first origin and marvel just kinda glossed over it for years, then from like 2008 to 2015, Thor basically did some necromancy with his own horses because humans ate them. But I don't remember them actually bringing up his origin post secret wars, so it could be either one for all I know. I might have just missed something though.

[@gageunruh3574]

@@chastethompson1086 I think before since we actually got to see lokis 8 legged child

[@nilo5747]

To be fair, that means Odin knowingly rides his nephew into battle. That's just as weird.

[@chastethompson1086]

@@nilo5747 I don't know man, I mean, it's definitely still weird, but I don't think it's as weird. Piggyback rides are pretty normal (usually only when the rider is a kid, but still).

[@PortGazlDlAce]

the concept of being "worthy" is kinda vague for me.. but the hammer being "heavy" is more straightforward and easy to understand

[@tyresejeffers7857]

Worthiness seems to be based on the concept of heroism and responsibilities

[@PortGazlDlAce]

@@tyresejeffers7857 if that the case, almost every hero could use thor hammer

[@tyresejeffers7857]

@@PortGazlDlAce A specific aspect of those traits at least. The closest equivalent would be a green lantern ring. So I suppose the strongest green lanterns would be more worthy than Superman.

[@PortGazlDlAce]

@@tyresejeffers7857 yes i know, but being strongest does not mean they got more responsibilities.. if just being strong can use thor hammer then hulk, superman, etc superheroes who mostly use their strength could use the hammer.. i mean if it just being worthy then very very very kind normal peasant could use it

[@tyresejeffers7857]

@@PortGazlDlAce The strongest lanterns means the ones who best exemplify the value of their corps. Hal Jordan is said to be the strongest green lantern because he has the greatest will

[@Estarfigam]

Just imagine how Disney's Hercules would react to Heracles. Oh, my goodness I did what?

[@DIASENREDS]

i want to see them meet Berserker Heracles from FSN

[@thatangeliquewitch4929]

"THEY DIDNT PAY YOU FOR THAT?? I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO 10 LABORS!" "Yea bro its the Greek life"

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

​@@DIASENREDSwhat is fsn?

[@DIASENREDS]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells Fate/Stay Night franchise, go look it up

[@Kingsaxxy3872]

Imagine Disney Zeus meeting Mythology Zeus

[@hambonej]

God Of War Thor: *Are you a calm and reasonable person?*

[@zinkheroofyoutube8004]

Myth Thor: Hell no

[@triggerlicious9464]

Mcu thor: kinda ye Marvel comic thor: calm? Yes, reasonable? Depends. Mythology thor: what does... "calm" and "reasonable" mean?

[@regis5112]

Everybody is gangster until mjolnir start pulsing like a heart

[@Nightmare704RY]

You know I liked that portrait of Thor the most.

[@jorokillerx5135]

ChimpBoiAsian record of ragnarok boyss

[@jorokillerx5135]

ChimpBoiAsian you forgot lu bu but ok

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Waiting for the anime Haven't watched any anime in years though started watching cause log horizon s3

[@adam-dn3hi]

No kidding

[@Lowtech3000]

Somewhere loki is smiling yelling " yes! Finally! How does it feel?!"

[@eros5420]

One of my fav things of myth thor is the dwarfs are like sorry man we tried to make you a hammer but fucked it up and made it short and Myth thor being a complete chad bro was just happy to get a gift. :)

[@wasdkug_tr]

Yea, also dont forget Loki was Messing with the Dwarfs while they were making the Hammer so the handle would be too short to hold with both hands. Myth loki REALLY liked Doing Mischief.

[@aidanforman5950]

​@@wasdkug_tr Among other naughty deeds

[@parthadeb5604]

Marvel loki: Hela is our sister, thor... Mythological Loki: She's your niece, thor...

[@bintimes]

At most she was Thor's half cousin

[@trashotaku]

@@bintimes how?

[@bintimes]

@@trashotaku Loki and Odin are blood Brothers and Hel is the daughter of Loki

[@trashotaku]

@@bintimes whoops, I misread your comment but I did know that fact although aren’t Loki and Odin sworn brothers rather than actual brothers since Loki’s a fire Jotunn and not a born god?

[@Kingsaxxy3872]

Mythology Thor: you and I aren’t even biologically related so how the hel can she be my niece?!

[@jesuschrist9513]

Marvel Loki: *crying* I HATE YOU! Myth Loki: we do a little trolling

[@betrunkener_punk3782]

@@emilychang3137 Yes, myth Loki is one helluva legend

[@nivedh2894]

Myth loki feels like a goofball. I bet if he existed in this day and age, he would be a shitposting redditor.

[@ubimwawaw3739]

Loki is a kratos son

[@ubimwawaw3739]

Loki is a kratos son

[@lmaoded1550]

Lpl

[@localdingus6788]

Mythology Thor: *takes both their hammers and throws them away* well guess which one of us still has the rest of our powers.

[@josephcollins4823]

They both do

[@localdingus6788]

@@josephcollins4823 yeah this was stupid looking at it now I’m not sure what I was going for.

[@Ayaforshort]

@@localdingus6788 isn't it wonderful how much we grow and learn in only 4 months. You are wiser, now.

[@localdingus6788]

@@Ayaforshort it would seem so, have a good evening.

[@snart8466]

This is the most tame comment section Ive ever seen

[@Manthab]

This reminds me that the key to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude is just an immensely heavy key that only he can pick up

[@ToHellAndBackAgain]

MCU Thor: "Cmon, how heavy can that be?" Real Thor: "Catch." MCU Thor: *dies*

[@TeamCap623]

He'd catch it with one

[@bearded18yearold]

@@TeamCap623No he wouldn’t

[@TeamCap623]

@@bearded18yearold Yes he would

[@bearded18yearold]

@@TeamCap623 MCU Thor, no. Wanna know why? Just. Read. Closely. M.C.U Thor, that’s Marvel Cinematic Universe Thor, not any comic iteration, the CINEMATIC one. No he wouldn’t, he’d get crushed, want to know why? Mjolnir is so unbelievably heavy that mythology Thor needs multiple items to even lift it, the gloves Jarngreipr which allow him to lift the heavy hammer in the first place without crushing his hand to a bloody mess, and his belt Megingjord, which double his strength. Both of which MCU Thor doesn’t have. Also, myth Thor is doing this all, WITH ONE FUCKING HAND, due to Loki’s antics as being the God of mischief and trickery, he went to annoy the dwarf in charge of creating Mjolnir, and turned into a fly to annoy Sindri, which accidentally made the handle too short. Thor didn’t mind however and still used it in battle against the world serpent, which would absolutely carve MCU Thor up like chop liver. Wanna know how I KNOW MCU Thor wouldn’t be able to take on the world Serpent Jormungandr? Because Thor wasn’t able to take on a big flying alien from the first avengers movie.

[@bearded18yearold]

@@TeamCap623 I know you wouldn’t read the first one if it was too long so I’m making this a two-parter. And even after Ragnarok, after achieving his full potential, he couldn’t even kill Thanos, and this was after receiving a newer and more powerful weapon. In endgame, he only killed Thanos because not only was he weak from the stones being destroyed and used twice, which would kill any MCU god, and because Thanos allowed it. At the end of endgame, who was it that killed Thanos and put an end to his army? Iron man, he who was given the will powerful enough to use the stones as a human, something which Hulk couldn’t do, who can regenerate from bombings, fought another hulk like being who is stronger than he was at the time (Abomination in the Incredible Hulk) and being beaten to near knocking out. MCU Thor would die under the crushing weight of Mjolnir, hell, even myth Thor would, if he wasn’t so damn resilient. I beat you and proved my points with great vigour, you cried wolf and begged for attention, and bet all money on the big guy without a weapon, while I stood my ground, grit my teeth, and ATE THAT HORSE!

[@takaw.d8486]

Fun fact: Thors hammer was actually a mistake, all thanks to Loki who kept stinging the forgers in hopes of stopping them from creating the best Crafts, in exchange for lokis head, luckily though, when the hammer was presented to Thor, he loved it, which meant The forgers won the bet, the only problem that they found with the hammer was that its handle was too small

[@dakilla123]

So instead of fighting normally.thor would yeet the fucker at people like we see marvel's thor do

[@takaw.d8486]

@@dakilla123 naaaah the thor in mythology would pretty much shatter skulls with a single swing, no knock out, just instant kill, the Thor in mythology was a mad lad as well as a ruthless savaged beast to those that arent humans

[@SeanTheShinigami]

Record of Ragnarok type beat.

[@ShirouTheHero]

Loki said they could take his head but they whear't alowed to damage his neck. So the dwarfs sewd lokis mouth shut so he could not say anymore smart stuff.

[@takaw.d8486]

@@ShirouTheHero yeeep

[@tortugamaritima6373]

-and how did you punish your loki? -we locked him in prison -we sent ours to a cave, we forced him to see how one of his sons was cursed, transformed into a beast and murdered his other son. next we take the guts of the dead boy and tie loki to a rock with them, where a giant snake will torture him by pouring acid poison on his face until the end of the world

[@arielnatalene3006]

I wonder what's Marvel Thor's reaction hearing how the Aesir torture Myth Loki

[@diopaper6444]

He did murder Balder by tricking his blind brother into shooting him with holly arrow then joked about it at a feast because he wanted to ruin the mood.

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

@@diopaper6444 That is still no reason to murder two of his sons! Neither they nor Loki's wife was at fault. And they were her kids too!!

[@Konpekikaminari]

Norse dieties had negative chill

[@lenley.1379]

@@arielnatalene3006 I am not sure he would be fond of that xD

[@yogurtmale4946]

odin: "don't take all day" myth thor:"bout time" *fuckin throws kratos 600ft in the sky*

[@jamantemarcelo6523]

And nearly halfway across Midgard. :3

[@yogurtmale4946]

@@jamantemarcelo6523 "WAS IT LUCK?! DID MY SONS DIE TO BLIND FUCKING LUCK?!"

[@a-train3808]

​@@yogurtmale4946 "HOW WERE *YOU* EVER A GOD OF WAR!!"

[@yogurtmale4946]

@@a-train3808 "OH NO *I* SAY WHEN WE ARE DONE"

[@a-train3808]

@@yogurtmale4946 "I'M NOT GOING TILL I SEE THE REAL YOU, GET UP"

[@lordsquid913]

Marvel Thor now knows how Marvel Loki felt.

[@conny9017]

Myth Thor: “Catch” Marvel Thor: *f**king dying* Myth Thor: “This *is* different”

[@Apple80089]

Myth Thor is definitely not worthy he's basically Asgardian Hitler

[@albuzaleckzuezamodia3943]

@@Apple80089 Hela Thor's sister in marvel, she is pure evil yet stopped and crushed mjolnir. So yeah Norse Thor is worthy.

[@albuzaleckzuezamodia3943]

@@Apple80089 also btw, in marvel Hela is Thor sister for some reason, yet in Norse mythology Hela is the daughter of Loki and same goes to hela's brother "wolf" fefnir, are both children of Loki.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@albuzaleckzuezamodia3943 no. Hela can just override the magic of mjolnir and imped it. She's not worthy.

[@albuzaleckzuezamodia3943]

@@ProjektTaku she doesn't have that kind of power she literally the goddess of death, she was already worthy to begin with, mjolnir is made for an allfather like Odin and God or Godess like Hela and Thor, hela's power is similar to Loki, I mean well in Norse mythology Hela is actually Loki's daughter and so is fefnir the wolf Hela rides on, so even if you have bad intentions you can be worthy Hela in such was already powerful to begin with, to become worthy you have to be truthful, courageous, smart, etc.

[@geraldstephens6612]

Great skit; but in the myths, wasn't Thor a redhead with a beard ?

[@TheMythologyGuy1]

Gerald Stephens Yes

[@geraldstephens6612]

@@TheMythologyGuy1 Other than a storyline in Thor in the late 1970s & the Thor corps series have Marvel ever reconciled the differences between the two?

[@mohammedyousef4005]

@@geraldstephens6612 i believe the main reason that the main reason the comics are inaccurate is because ragnarok keeps resting the universe and changing not a hundred precent sure though

[@JakubWojciechowski933]

@@TheMythologyGuy1 As much as I appreciate your work, you really should have pay attention to such details while pointing out mistakes in someone else's work

[@chaserose5127]

@@JakubWojciechowski933 he wasn't really pointing out a mistake, just doing a fun comparative skit. Besides, maybe he didn't have a red wig and beard laying around.

[@Vikapediathat]

Rick Riordan Thor: My hammer can stream Netflix

[@HappyTheFan]

I wonder, how big is the screen on the hammer....🤔

[@absolutelynotellen]

As an avid Rick Riordan reader, i actually laughed at this comment

[@thevodkabottle6690]

Fun fact in Norse mythology Thor's Mjolnir has an ancient titan storm spirit trapped within it as well

[@mayuravirus6134]

Titan in Norse Mythology!? I though its only Greek Mythology that has Titans i think what you meant was Jotunheim giant

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

@@mayuravirus6134 Do you really think a mere Giant's spirit would be powerful enough to give Mjolnir? It was a gargantuan primordial spirit (a living storm), what is a Titan if not a gargantuan primordial being?

[@jaihalai7674]

This is now also true in the Marvel Comics version - Odin trapped the primordial storm inside Mjolnir and eventually it is released

[@takirosh]

No it does not.

[@TheMasochistKnight]

@Takirosh but it does lol. The sapient primordial thunderstorm that created the realms

[@chukschelsea2630]

I'm sure mythology Thor couldn't lift the hammer to so had a belt that made him 2 times stronger

[@TheMythologyGuy1]

Chuks Chelsea That’s correct. Along with his gloves

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@TheMythologyGuy1 wait was Thor wearing his belt when he fought death itself (and drew)

[@hrodwulf4194]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 what the fuck man

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@hrodwulf4194 Thor in a myth fought death (and drew)

[@hrodwulf4194]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 when?🤔

[@lordtoademort8124]

Interesting fact, movie hammer and comic hammer too are differnt. While they both have the worthy feature, they differ in how they stop people from lifting them. In the movies, it's magic you can't lift it impossible. Meanwhile in the comics it gets heavier to the point the person trying to lift it can't. However if something can get stronger faster then the hammer can get heavier, they can then lift the hammer without being worthy. This is why comic hulk can lift it while movie hulk cannot.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Wha?! I don’t recall hulk ever lifting the moljnir in the main universe. The only place i’ve seen that happen is in the ultimate avengers movie. Given that its based on the ultimates universe, it. Also functions differently in that its more science based

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 I'm not sure if he actually has done it or if it's more of an in theory he should be able to, I forget it's been a while

[@TheMsjonus]

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 well the red hulk wielded it in space cause of no gravity.

[@joeolmond4252]

@@TheMsjonus but by shouldn’t he still be unable te lift it because weight is mass under gravity so it would just become very dense

[@DeadManTalking.]

This talk of Red Hulk lifting the hammer reminds me of The Big Bang Theory where the girls debate on the same topic

[@erwanfaro5465]

I like to think that myth Thor isn't even worthy. It's just that he's so strong that even the spell can't keep up.

[@eldesconocidosenork5981]

MCU's Thor would straight up *die* if the myth hammer fell on his chest like that

[@johnfraire6931]

"WAIT, I CAN FLY NOW? THAT MAKES MY FIGHT WITH JORMUNGANDIR WAAAAAY EASIER! SCREW YOU, RANDOM BOAT GUY!"

[@Raptorworld22]

Didn't he also have a chariot pulled by goats or something that's useless now?

[@Iliadic]

And a chariot pulled by goats which he would kill, then eat, and resurrect (doing both with the hammer) the goats so they could pull him onward

[@angelomordini6779]

Norse mythology thor couldn’t fly?

[@johnfraire6931]

@@angelomordini6779 No; well, except with a chariot with flying goats, apparently. I remember a myth of him where specifically he couldn't though, where he wanted to fight Jormungandr; a monster that was birthed by Loki, fated to either kill or be killed by Thor, destroying the world should Jormungandr win- but couldn't get to him because Jormungandr is a sea serpent (THE sea serpent). Thor, wanting to get it over with as soon as possible, disguised himself as a normal human and asked a man with a boat to take him to the middle of the sea. The man figured he was a fisherman, so agreed after he payed him. But as soon as Jormungandr popped out of the water, the man, scared shitless, turned the ship around before the fight could begin, Thor not being able to do anything about it as Jormungandr slowly got smaller as the distance between the two grew. I think part of the story was also the ship man realizing that this was Thor, and if he let him fight Jormungandr, Ragnarok was fated to happen.

[@johnfraire6931]

@@axelrocha5005 in essence, yep

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Marvel Loki: I'm bisexual Myth Loki: *Damn that horse is looking fine* (THIS IS A JOKE! ENOUGH WITH THE CORRECTIONS)

[@BeamFiend]

Bro what

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@BeamFiend norse myth makes Loki a zoofile

[@Galaxydragonpie]

@@BeamFiend yeah Loki got pregnant by a horse in their mythology.

[@juliuswhite2947]

Lmao

[@ethaniscoolactually1191]

Lolll

[@mrburntcheesealt6534]

I swear this dude makes the most wholesome yt shorts

[@Kilochin]

''Catch'' Had me dying😂😂😭😭😭

[@pqcowboychanel]

Yes in an actual story from mythology the ice giants steal Thor’s hammer from under his pillow, he assumes Loki stole it and went after him. The ice giants reveal themself to Loki who believed it was them and took the form of a bird and flew to them to talk. The ice giant king reveals he wants to hand in marriage to the god that makes the golden apples that make The other gods immortal. In a meeting to discuss with the other gods a gate keepers suggests that Thor dress up like the women the ice giant wants to marry, and get his hammer. He is opposed but literally all the other gods agree. During the feast Thor eats almost all the food and to explain the monsters us appetite Loki says that Thor has been locked in a tower preparing himself for the wedding. In reality Thor just eats a lot. When he gets the hammer back he reveals himself and kills all the ice giants with a swing of his hammer. Loki laughs about seeing Thor dressed like a girl talks about how much of a good trick it was and Thor agreed but said that they shall never speak of this again. Of course it is said that Loki went down to earth and told the story using his shape shifting abilities.

[@chastethompson1086]

I mean, Loki was dessed up as his handmaiden during that whole adventure, he was just more convincing because he can just legit turn into a woman with magic. Kinda like that time he got knocked up by a horse. Although, to be fair, he did also turn himself into a horse, so it isn't as weird as it sounds.

[@jamaluddinkhalifa8371]

this myth was referenced in season 2 of Sword Art Online of all things...

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

@Deathevan Deathevan Yeah. He wanted an apple of immortality and Freya, but shes not the one with the apples. And isn't Ymir like, the first thing existing. And the gods kinda shaped the 9 realms out of him?

[@anolddevil7013]

Of course loki told that, that's why you know it unless,......... you're loki.....

[@SusLord718]

This is an interesting story but one important note is that it is likely not an authentic Norse story. Many people believe it was created as a parody made by Christians which makes sense because it's antithetical to Norse ideals of masculinity (The Poem of Thrym isn't referenced much in the other sources either, though it's not like Norse mythology have ever been consistent) . And it's not characteristic of Thor either to play tricks like that.

[@WERTYUIO821]

Everyone: Loki had relationships with a horse Also Loki with a woman that can also change shapes: has children that are wolf, a snake and a Hela, the species of them are the form that their parents took when they...

[@beyondbirthday5734]

"a hela" 🤧👍🏻

[@zachariahmustchin1966]

DAAMMMNNNN!!!!!

[@someoneudontknow3709]

Wait when did Loki commit necrophilia?

[@dascreeb5205]

Oh, and a demon that owns hell. (I think)

[@someoneudontknow3709]

@@dascreeb5205 well a person who is litteraly half dead but sure

[@w_d_shadowofficial]

how mythology Thor ended marvel's Thor whole career with 1 word: Catch.

[@lazerbreaker4758]

Marvel loki:yeah take that that's how i felt when you put your hammer on top of me like am a pedestal

[@theincrediblebray5686]

Mythology Mjolnir was also extremely hot, to the point where Thor had to wear gauntlets to not get burned.

[@WeAreTheDraiken]

Marvel Thor has taken baths in the sun , so it shouldn't do anything to him.

[@franianbonilla4051]

No, the gauntlets are for more strength and Mjolnir is only heavy, because Brok made him that

[@WeAreTheDraiken]

@@franianbonilla4051 brok is that another deity, like what else are the Gumley for? The thing about Thor in the Comics is that he has feats from both the Norwegian mythology, (such as lifting the leg of the cat that was the midgardean serpent in disguise) and general comic feats (destroying planets , surviving planet destroying blasts , reacting to lightspeed objects, staying inside the sun) , so I doubt he couldn't do anything mythology thor has , as he already has done all the this mythology thor has done and more

[@franianbonilla4051]

@@WeAreTheDraiken well first sorry for my bad english, and second brok in myth is only a normal Dwarf, the only deity are Aesir and Vanir, the others are "normal creatures" In comics Thor, and Mjolnir is another theme, because when Odin is a avenger with the fenix, and Ghost Rider primal, he says try to dominate mjolnir because he have life

[@franianbonilla4051]

@@WeAreTheDraiken the mjolnir in comic is more special than the myth, in the myth is only heavy and is not finish, because loki molested brok all time when he made

[@catosicarius2942]

My favorite description of Mjolnir comes from Overly Sarcastic Productions. (Paraphrasing here); "it's not that you have to be worthy to lift it or something, it's just that it's so immensely powerful that only Thor or someone equally as strong can pick it up without straight up disintegrating."

[@dascreeb5205]

Beeg heavy, very cool

[@mordredx5580]

What about captain america

[@catosicarius2942]

@@mordredx5580 I don't exactly consider Marvel canon to be on the same level as Norse canon

[@mordredx5580]

@@catosicarius2942 aight imma back off

[@whyudoit4009]

Chapter Master wishes to have a word with you, oh great Cato Sicarius.

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Bruh the screams of pain had me laughing my lungs out

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

That hammer has the worst sense of worthiness, mystical thor ATE CHILDREN

[@AlaskanWildChild]

Marvel Loki in the corner: *Yes! That’s how it feels!!!*

[@magnusthered4973]

Marvel Thor: my brother Loki keeps dying Myth Thor: wait my fathers adopted brother

[@cuchulain55]

thats right i aleays got confused about whose adopted brother loki was thors or odins

[@Ragazaloth]

@@cuchulain55 blood brother of odin Basically honorary aesir

[@alucard2942]

Even in mythology it has been pointed out

[@RedLithic]

It depends on which cycle/prose you go with, either way Loki is adopted into the Aesir as a blood brother by Odin or Thor.

[@PerturaboIW]

Hi Magnus

[@OnurTheXbot]

“How heavy could a Hammer be?” Very, very heavy.

[@tskysmilles]

His mythology Thor cosplay is on point he even got the body right

[@obamna36]

after playing GoW and saw big thor I can't unsee how small and weak marvel thor

[@crakoa1254]

Fun fact: mythology thor loved his hammer so much he'd bring it everywhere and he even named it Mjolnir.

[@abysolamon]

Ant man:Marvel's thor loved his hammer so much he'd bring it everywhere and he even named it Jonathan!

[@akirathewildcard9625]

That's oddly cute

[@saivarunisreganesh399]

Every important thing in Norse Mythology has a name, like Frey's foldable ship Skidbladnir and Odin's Spear Gungnir, his ring Draupnir, Sumarbrander the sword of Summer

[@crakoa1254]

@@saivarunisreganesh399 dude that's true

[@corbanoT.V.]

@@saivarunisreganesh399 fun fact: everything the dwarves make has a name!

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

In my mind I can see MCU Loki laughing his tail off. And the Mythological Loki say "He actually learned something from me. I'm impressed. "

[@couchpotato7909]

While being completely terrified at the same time

[@rileyslife7122]

That just nonchalant"catch" gets me every single time!

[@W0LFB3AT5]

I like this man! He makes hilarious facts and portrays them that’s so relatable

[@will-xj9qh]

Marvel Loki: I learn from my mistakes and grow as a person Myth Loki: does seemingly small pranks that end in horrible tragedy that get Loki horribly punished in very creative ways

[@SentinalSlice]

Hey, at least he didn’t promise his neck.

[@wiremutakamore1735]

*Baldr screams in mistletoe*

[@niemens]

Killing the God of Light out of jealously is a good small prank 👍

[@MisterJaaye]

Watch me turn into an otter and get bent over by a horse.

[@bulldozer8950]

@@MisterJaaye “Loki can’t be bi, that goes against his character” “Your right. To really be accurate there needs to be more beastiality.”

[@badcreations9527]

I love how venomous the *”Catch.”* was

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

Myth Thor had a LOT in common with good old Zeus. He was just less creative and more direct

[@Bella_The_Chef]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 you don't see zeus crossdressing to murder frost giants, you also don't see thor r*ping every woman he lays eyes upon

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

@@Bella_The_Chef Zeus literally trans into the craziest things (eagles, golden rains) to fu*k. He also had a chick preg with his kid die on him, so he cut her open, took the unborn baby out and shoved it into his thigh, then carried him to term.

[@Bella_The_Chef]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 those aren't the same, crossdressing to save someone from frost giants and zeus transforming to r*pe people is not the same at all

[@therobloxpro885]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 zeus is related too thor in greek myths/mythology thor

[@goldeneye1689]

Now I wanna see God of War Ragnarok Thor vs Marvel Thor

[@Davai_]

I LOVE THIS!! Make more comedies plsssssss. THAT WAS AWESOMEEEEE!!

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

So we read this story as a kid written by Bengali author Sukumar Roy about Thor it is originally titled "Debotar Saja" or "A god's Punishment" in English. I don't know if it is from real norse mythology, but I love the story. So mighty Thor was one day passing by, and he saw a giant snoring and blocking his way. He got angry after the giant didn’t wake up when he commanded it to. So he hit the giant's head with his hammer a several times but the giant woke up and thought some bird doodied on his head. So Thor is now fucking impressed cause well literal mountains fucking get reduced to dust with one single blow from his hammer and he asks the giant how he survived. The giant said well, I'm just tough but there are even tougher and stronger giants in my homeland I'm merely a weak child compared to them. So then blah blah blah he invites Thor to see the giants for himself and Thor accepts. There he meets the giants and the giants then challenge him to a drink off from a huge ass horn, only the super strong giants can finish it with one sip so a contest begins the giant competing finishes his horn with ease but Thor was perplexed when he wasn’t able to even get one forth of the drink down with 3 sips. Then he was brought a cat and the challenge was to pick it up, with all his might he was able to pick one of its claws. The final challenge was to wrestle an old woman and well Thor gets humiliated. Then humbled by the giants he makes his way back to his home. He didn’t sleep that night the next day he goes to talk with the leader of the giants and it was revealed that the horn held all the water of the world and Thor's 3 sips caused droughts and new beaches to appear. The cat was actually the serpent that held the Midgard and the old woman was the embodiment of old age and time. And the giant he hit with his hammer had several invisible mountains covering him. Betrayed by the giants Thor starts spinning his hammer to destroy the whole land where the giants lived. And whoosh, everything disappears right before his eyes. He had to then swallow his anger and go home.

[@AngelusAnsell]

You're talking about the myth of Utgard-Loki and there is a bit more to it but this is very close. It's easily one of my favorites.

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

@@AngelusAnsell Oh! It is from real mythology then. I always gussed a lot of it was watered down cause it is for the kids. I will look into it. Thank you.

[@sethwagner5099]

I just recently been playing assassin's Creed Valhalla and I got into the jotunheim part. And at one part you fight an old woman and if you beat her the Giants say something like "way to go you have beaten old age." I'm guessing it's a reference to this exact myth.

[@clonetf141]

Seems loke a variation of a real myth, in the real one loki was there was well and had to win an eating contest against fire, also the cat was just the world serpent so he lifted a 4th of that. He also could only finnish a 4th of the horn but there he had to do it alone and he did cause droughts and new beaches to appear. In this tale he, loki and a friend of theirs each got their own tests, everyone failed even with 2 to 3 attempts except for loki who at some point won his eating contest. Also, the giant was some type of king and he was so impressed that he called the 3 the scariets beings he had ever seen and so he closed his domajn to them and dissappeared because they could desetroy his kingdom without even trying

[@iamtrash288]

@@clonetf141... But he could literally summon the embodiment of passage of time, the world serpent and a horn that contained all of world's water? Why would he be afraid?

[@megatroid7083]

Some marvel fans: "NOOO LOKI CANT BE BISEXUAL THAT RUINS HIS CHARACTER" Actual Loki: h o r s e .

[@nelsonvenema3614]

Marvel "fans"

[@DemonEyeXGamer]

@@nelsonvenema3614 *marvel movie fans.

[@happytortoisee]

@@DemonEyeXGamer AYO as a person who's only watched the movie that dude is 120% bisexual I'm sorry to the homophobes dude gives off the most gay vibes

[@DemonEyeXGamer]

@@happytortoisee think there was a misunderstanding. The comic version of the asgardians and related characters are closer to the mythological versions. Thats why I made the little correction of "*marvel movie fans" as they are the ones who wouldn't know that.

[@happytortoisee]

@@DemonEyeXGamer oh well that makes sense sorry

[@0mr.nonsense0]

Best youtube short ever!

[@thenightqueen0]

Real Thor’s Mjölnir also has the added bonus that anyone BUT Thor can pick it up without dying. That how metal it is (literally in this case).

[@CDHfilms]

Mythology Thor: So Hella is you older sister? Not Loki's daughter? Marvel Thor: Uh what??

[@dragondkami3088]

This is true

[@antona.1327]

Hela is Loki's daughter in the comics as well.

[@riyaswami8932]

@@antona.1327 Wait, really?

[@antona.1327]

@@riyaswami8932 yes.

[@jarlnils435]

Hela is Ketchup, Hel goddess of death is the daughter of Loki her siblings are Fenris and Jormungand. Sif is a lady, the most beautiefull goddess of the Aesir. Loki scalped her because of her fine hair. To anger the gods and make her suffer. So the dwarfs made her new magical hair made of gold. Freya is the goddess of love, suffering, hardship, death, wisdom and war. She is also the most beautiefull goddess of all gods, Aesir and Vanir. Idun is the goddess of Alzheimer if you understand. She protects the apples of immortality but forgets where they are. In the wars between the gods were thousands of gods killed. Odin himself didn't know how many or what some of their names were.

[@SupahSayun]

“Are you Thor, the God of hammers?”

[@tyshco2969]

Wouldn’t Hephaestus technically be the god of hammers?

[@paxonite-7bd5]

@@tyshco2969 isn't he Greek?

[@tyshco2969]

@@paxonite-7bd5 I’m not sure if that matters?

[@anoushkanautiyal]

@@tyshco2969 Well yes one is norse and the other is Greek. They are two different mythologies.

[@dragonmaster6686]

@@anoushkanautiyal exactly

[@christal2641]

Your best one yet!

[@garretthorsch8143]

As somebody who’s ancestry goes back to Norway and as somebody who studied Norse Mythology in my free time and in school marvels version of norse mythology drives me absolutely insane. That being said I do think it serves a purpose in some way to get people interested in it. I will say them finally saying that thor doesn’t need his hammer to have power in Ragnorak made me much happier.

[@livewireyk2815]

Marvel Thor : I have lived my entire life trying to save everyone Myth Thor: and I've lived mine slaughtering everyone

[@captaindeadpool7174]

Didn't myth Thor only slaughter the giants who are supposed to be bad and help good people of midgard ?

[@lordnehmi5890]

@@captaindeadpool7174 yeah but he also had anger issues and as it turns out anger issues and godly strength is a bad combo so he ended up killing a lot of things.

[@md.zimamahmed9584]

@@lordnehmi5890 don't worry kratos is coming soon

[@burnttoast26]

@@captaindeadpool7174 He was a guardian of Midgard, but on an individual basis would kill you if you annoyed him. He had anger issues and a hair trigger. Hell in one myth he enslaved some mortal's children for pissing him off.

[@sorceryintern9279]

@@burnttoast26 not for pissing him off but he ate the marrow of one of his goats which thor told specifically not to eat and it resulted in crippling of his goat once he respawned it and so he was mad.

[@1rotzy]

Just to add context to the weight, Myth Thor is already one of the physically strongest gods in Norse mythology, and he still needs gauntlets, and a belt to increase his strength to lift Mjolnir.

[@atomosvrial1708]

Yea but comic thor is still godly strong, he can equal hercules and hulk in strength and survive in space and control storms on a cosmic scale.

[@Nuka0420]

Mjolnir is so hot that Thor needs to wear the gauntlets so he doesn't get burned

[@1rotzy]

@@Nuka0420 that or it’s really good at rap

[@Nuka0420]

@@1rotzy at rap?

[@1rotzy]

@@Nuka0420 it’s hot because it’s spittin fire? My attempt at a bad joke I admit.

[@chiefstryker7206]

"What are you Thor the God of Hammers?"

[@jessiegabrielnavarro5489]

Marvel Loki:Well... That's embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣

[@vflipps_]

Marvel thor: Gets crushed Myth thor: "Oh that was easy."

[@Noir-Filmer]

Marvel thor would not get crushed

[@billystokes3917]

@@Noir-Filmer Since Thor shouldn't be able to lift Mjolnir without his gloves AND belt, he would get crushed by it.

[@Noir-Filmer]

@@billystokes3917 did you not understand plus marvel thor dont even where gloves

[@littleaqua32]

MCU’s Thor would, not Comics version though

[@Noir-Filmer]

@@littleaqua32 i agree

[@BaneofBots]

Marvel Thor: I am the protector of the cosmos and I keep peace across the realms. Actual Thor: I kill, beat, rape and torture everything that breathes.

[@shemshem9998]

You forgot the eating everything part

[@BaneofBots]

@@shemshem9998 lmao, true

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

Where's Baldur when you need him!!

[@shadowstep1375]

@@alexanderzhmurov9624 ask loki.

[@platinumfalcon798]

sorta getting Zeus vibes. Then again, both are thunder gods

[@blob_is_so_stupid4871]

Myth Loki: Oh, so you didnt get pregnant by a horse? Marvel Loki: well.. i can make illusions...

[@fantastixus9818]

Mythology guy, alternative universe: the BELT wheres the BELT

[@BOREDFU]

The amount of arguments I’ve had with people about the mythology thor, loki, Odin and so on is unreal. Because they watch marvel (and I do too) they think that’s actually how the mythology goes 😂

[@therealboi3454]

That’s sad

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

I love when I ask them about Odin's horse. They Google it and the look on their face is priceless!

[@bulldozer8950]

Norse mythology is super wack. Anything that seems absurd in Marvel stuff, you can pretty much guarantee the actual Norse mythology is weirder.

[@Jrraine]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TripleXGames]

You must hang with some naïve/dumb people, I never have those talk with my friends

[@generalgarchomp333]

Fun fact, it's more that it's just so destructive nobody but thor can weild it without fuckin dying then it being simply heavy. At least from what I recall.

[@israelwood2926]

So another Thor can take it like a champ

[@arontuske9348]

If I remember correctly it was something about Mjölnir disintegrating those who are too weak to use it

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

From what I recall some Giants can lift it.

[@arontuske9348]

@@bevsesilmwars3980 Yep, once they stole it and Thor had to impersonate Freya in order to get it back

[@generalgarchomp333]

@@bevsesilmwars3980 Oh yeah one even stole it lmao.

[@littlep33p]

These are Top-Tier Thor cosplays that I’m seeing

[@TsarBomba69420]

Mr. Mythology Guy, where is your belt of strength...

[@Woodland_Adventures]

"Catch" *sounds of man who's rib cage is being crushed by a hammer*

[@RDeathmark]

Let the debate about if mythological Thor would be worthy begin!

[@elijahproto]

Probably not, mythology Thor and the rest of the gods are grade A Deutschebags

[@godkingtroycalypso877]

@@elijahproto with, ironically, Loki being the least terrible of the bunch

[@lordderppington4694]

@@godkingtroycalypso877 didn't be get baldur killed for the shits and giggles?

[@godkingtroycalypso877]

@@lordderppington4694 literally that's the only real bad thing he did, everything else was harmless pranks (that later bit him in the ass), and fixing the other aesir's shit cause they didn't want to or weren't qualified to.

[@scotcheggable]

@@lordderppington4694 I mean, technically him killing baldr can be seen as a good thing, cause it leads to Ragnarok and the death of all the asshole god's, resurrecting baldr and leaving a few good humans to recreate the world to be better than before.

[@CalebHowlett]

Marvel Thor sounded a bit like Starscream when he said "get this thing off me!"

[@thegreenmage6956]

People appreciate he’s wearing his myth-accurate gloves but WHERE IS HIS POWER BELT!? 0_0

[@thenewsatinbobcat5575]

Loki: what have you achieved Mcu Loki: I've cheated death a few times and set the multiverse into chaos. What about you? Loki: pulls out photo of horse in wedding dress

[@Thule21]

Mcu Loki: What the.... I mean... but.... WHAT!!!

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

@@Thule21 Sleipnir.

[@Thule21]

@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Yeah, I know, was meaning it as: Mcu Loki: What the.... I mean... but.... WHAT!!!

[@GRR1MN1R]

@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Sleipnir is their offspring right?

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@GRR1MN1R Yup, and guess who's the mother.

[@puffpuffpassmako]

The hammer wasn't even a small stone hammer in the the myths. It was a giant warhammer that required two hands to wield, and Thor needed a special belt that increased his strength so he could pick it up

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Didn’t the dwarfs making it end up getting the hammer too short cause loki was messing with them?

[@Axtreq]

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 ya

[@uncledanni9352]

It was not 2 handed or giant. The myth literally says that the dwarves didn’t have time to finish the handle so he could only wield it with one hand.

[@durrangodsgrief6503]

@@uncledanni9352 many depictions show it with a long handle or an axe or pic on one side so it varies

[@uncledanni9352]

@@durrangodsgrief6503 ok maybe I missed something. Could you send me a link to these depictions? EDIT: I haven’t gotten a single link to any different depictions yet.

[@Graceisanutjob]

Riordanverse Thor: my hammer can stream Netflix, and I’m also a dumbass

[@DrexYiii]

The new Járngreipr texture is looking amazing

[@thebatmanofneo-gotham5667]

Interesting enough, Marvel's Thor resisted weight that was equal to twenty planets. So Myth Thor's hammer must be pretty dang heavy in that department. LOL

[@Kingdomkey123678]

In the myth it’s also constantly radiating so much energy that it will vaporize anyone who touches it that isn’t powerful enough to wield it

[@captaindeadpool7174]

Comic Thor may be able to lift the hammer, ie if the writer wants him to : P

[@halberd-3291]

Myth Thor (briefly) held his own in a wrestling match with the embodiment of old age... for context, the Norse gods aren’t immortal.

[@captaindeadpool7174]

@@halberd-3291 Was he wearing his gloves and belt at that time?

[@halberd-3291]

@@captaindeadpool7174 I don’t know if the myth ever stated it, though it stands to reason that he did. Still, that is impossible levels of strength.

[@BIGFAN.LRK.]

In marvel comics Thor's hammer was not so different from mythology being extremely heavy except the hammer in the comic's got heavier if you weren't Worthy which is why hulk was able to wield it in comics cuz his rage which increased his strength grew quicker than Thor's hammer in weight.

[@DevourerDragons]

Lol. What?!

[@azazelsiad3601]

N-no they are VERY different, one is a genocidal drunk while to the other is a hero of mankind, one pushed the giants to extinction, the other saved humanity from extinction. One is a FAT DOBBER, the other is Chris Hemsworth lol. All I’m saying is that the marvel adaptation is in no way faithful to the original, and for good reason, the real Thor is basically an agardian hitler.

[@azazelsiad3601]

Also even the Mjolnir is different, Marvel Thor has all his godly powers stored in it where the other has the power of lightning imbued into it which is why he needs Jargripnir which is a pair of magical gloves said to help him maintain grip and immunity to lightning. He has other boons I’m sure I just can’t remember there names.

[@johnmurray6906]

@@azazelsiad3601 asgardian hitler is the best description i've ever fucking heard lmfao

[@god.usopp2yearsago115]

@@azazelsiad3601 tbh the powers are in thor only, the hammer only serves as a mean to channel that power in a controlled way and... Well hitting people real hard

[@RandomTheIdiot55]

Come on, man. We both know that Marvel Thor would’ve exploded on impact and left a huge crater where his corpse should’ve been. Myth Þórr could drop his hammer from ankle height and it would have roughly the same impact as a small nuclear warhead.

[@DefecTec]

The writers at marvel would definitely write Thor like that

[@alexzander7386]

Despite that movie thor is actually quite on point with real thor. (at least in the first movie) thor has good qualites in both but they are also arrogant and giant killing narcissists in both. Movie thor however get his redemption arc while our thor stays the same

[@rakesh.m3775]

I don't think comics and movies would sell if they went without the redemption arc. But I am excited to see the actual killing machine in the upcoming God of war game.

[@yu-gi-ohheathen]

Definitely not

[@Scruklemush]

the god of war thor is pretty much on point.

[@42Nightsyesterday]

@@Scruklemush well aside from the fact that most jotuns deserved smashing

[@sorzin2289]

Myth Thor is a violent hothead, Movie Thor is pretty chill.

[@miasutcliffe6281]

Loki watching this and yelling " Yeah! That how it feels!".

[@KingWhoppa]

Not just that but his godly powers isn't from his hammer making his abilities more convenient instead of "I lost my hammer, ig I'll just be like a human"

[@Ryan_possibly]

You forgot mythology Thor's hammer looks very different, always hits it's mark, and returns after it is thrown. Also appreciate you including the gauntlets, though wish the belt was there too

[@megatroid7083]

"How do you lift that thing?" Marvel Thor: "Being worthy" Actual Thor: "...belt" (And jarngreipr, but I was going for the Travis Scott meme)

[@freakindamnshiki]

"Mother made me a fancy belt for me to me able to smash your face with the weight of a star"

[@YourBoyNobody530]

Doesn’t Thor also have gloves which are supposed to protect him or the hammer forget which it’s supposed to protect.

[@freakindamnshiki]

@@YourBoyNobody530 yeah, without the gloves mjolnir does not work, so the belt is for the lifting, the gloves is to give the hammer power, basically without both mjolnir is just a heavy hammer, nom the less in the handling of mjolnir the gloves are even more important than the belt

[@freakindamnshiki]

@@cewla3348 basically thor's powers reside in the extremely heavy hammer forged out of the core of a dwarf star, his belt that gives him super strength to wield that hammer and his gloves, because Loki messed with the dwarf that forged the hammer ans he made the handle shorter that it was suposed to be, so he needs the gloves for better grip and extra power, and it is basically that, yes he would kill you anyway xD

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

Is that a reference to the vine where a dude is asked “how do you keep your pants up during a performance?” “…belt.” I forgot his name.

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

Mythology Thor was literally the biggest badass ever.

[@goji-0045]

I mean kratos though

[@ninir4596]

I mean Wukong though

[@burnttoast26]

@@goji-0045 Kratos was basically like Thor if he took his anger out on the gods. Myth Thor had huge anger issues and a hair trigger.

[@accidentallyaj5138]

He was kinda of an airhead too

[@andyknightwarden9746]

And then after Ragnarokkr, his son Magni is an even bigger badass.

[@BTG25]

GOW Thor: ....how do you guys stay in shape chugging alcohol everyday?

[@sudarshanrajan4502]

Nice touch with the gloves. For those who don’t know, Thor’s hammer was so heavy he needed special gloves to lift them

[@dreademperor2094]

And a belt that doubles his already incredible strength

[@wasdkug_tr]

@@dreademperor2094 fyi: The Belt's name is Megingjord

[@dreademperor2094]

@wasdkugtr5340 thank you, I forgot what the name was

[@ghostchannel4766]

"How heavy can that dumb little thing be?" Says the man holding a heart of a dying star🤣!

[@NoHealthRestored]

That was the most intimidating "catch" I have ever heard.

[@AsahiMiyagi]

I also like that in mythology that Thor can shrink his hammer at will and wear it as an amulet when he doesn't feel like fighting.

[@tannerkay3590]

Myth thor: "your fucking hammer looks like shit"

[@american__chaos]

Marvel Thor: "So that's how it feels"

[@TheWindstorm2012]

Anyone with some culture should already know that Stan Lee's Thor has almost nothing to do with the original.

[@Danganraptor]

That's not to say Stan Lee's Thor is bad in any way, of course.

[@ASR-Ansori]

It would be more accurate to say Lee and Kirby's Thor

[@crawlingboy]

I still respect stan lee but all of us know they are two seperate beings

[@mohammedyousef4005]

That's because stanlee's "thor" wasn't originally Thor he was just a guy who got thor's powers

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@mohammedyousef4005 well no. Stan less Thor is canonically THE Thor in the mcu

[@izzyswain9051]

I can imagine loki watching this snd yelling "YES!THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!!!"

[@izzyswain9051]

(Marvel Loki)

[@reapercodeplayz440]

“Thats uncreative” - Norse Mythology Knock-off