Mary does not care for Britani at all! | Season 5 | Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[@connormacgregor1531]

A middle aged woman being excited to reveal a relationship (which it is not) on Instagram is absolutely crazy to me! Britani is actually making Mary look normal.

[@Rj1123-s3f]

LMAO

[@Wendytintin]

😂😂😂😂😂 that part 🤣 making Mary look normal

[@Darima2]

They are way too old to be caring about being Instagram official. So bizarre.

[@dynaa4168]

im way younger than her and imo people who think getting excited about a relationship has an expiration age range is way more weird.

[@mampoiapathiamopeli5500]

It's wild. ​@@Darima2

[@tirelomasilo9145]

"She's not even the sharpest spoon" Mary is hilarious 😂

[@babydollyup1002]

😭😭😭😭😭 I love mary.

[@vuyelwajeanettdikane372]

I'm like 😂😂why would you want a sharp spoon... You gotta love Mary

[@JG-sm2uw]

Mary was so on point in this moment. Who makes announcements like that when absolutely nobody cares

[@Sagittariusfactors]

Mary saw that mess coming from a mile away lol! Heard eventually Meredith is gonna blow up on Britani for recording her without her knowledge. This lady just gets more cuckoo every episode.

[@Mohit07-Mtl]

ya

[@Jack33333]

​@@Sagittariusfactors You were right about the recording blow up. Incredible television

[@jo_jo_jo]

Mary having the whole conversation with her hood tilted... Dear lord, 🤣🤣🤣 It just keeps adding layers to the mess.

[@dancing_qu33n]

For some reason, I was expecting a Karen wigshift😂

[@mgeorge5675]

Mary is TV gold

[@aura5944]

Platinum for sure !

[@Tk-oi3ef]

Mary might be the most entertaining person on tv right now hahahahah she’s nuts

[@Wendytintin]

😂😂😂😂 delulu

[@Mohit07-Mtl]

haha

[@gemmam6877]

When Mary said “We didn’t even feel loved” broke my heart 💔 xx

[@dancing_qu33n]

"This is going a little too far" "No its not. It aint going far enough" 😂😂

[@jo_jo_jo]

Meredith having a blast at the end of the table 'cause it has nothing to do with her! 🤣🤣 Dear lord, I have to love her.

[@Mohit07-Mtl]

😂

[@ShiroMuch]

Mary is CLOCKING in this season!

[@jideajibola5074]

She did. When she asked that question about her children, I nearly died.

[@Rj1123-s3f]

AGREE!!

[@Mohit07-Mtl]

@@jideajibola5074😂

[@xiamariansupreme72]

@@jideajibola5074 Can't blame her. I mean, how do you have more than 1 kid and NEITHER of them like or talk to you?! Like, WTF did you do?

[@apaitiamalupo7232]

I love Mary Britani aint even a sharp spoon 🤣🤣

[@babydollyup1002]

Mary is batshit crazy 😂❤ but i love her.

[@berry6467]

Mary the only grounded yet unhinged person there

[@brion0220]

Mary looks great in that red dress in her confessional.

[@reneeancog852]

Mary is a necessary staple, Mary is not wrong

[@drnkendramaqueen]

Bronwyn’s a keeper. Stylish, quirky, snarky and can handle herself against the OGs. Mary made a good point about Britani: if you’re so kind, why can’t you make up with your children?

[@JG-sm2uw]

Mary said what everyone was thinking 🤌🏽

[@leticiakouna8005]

That part

[@mrpogi79]

This is a mic drop moment from Mary....... ekkkkk

[@paulkihiu4743]

Lol this cast has become so organic 😭😭😂😂😂, from Mary whacking that girl, to Heather trying to call Braunwyn out to Lisa taking yet another swing at Whitney, all in less than 10 minutes? 😂 Icons.

[@Range3333]

Mary makes me laugh....I watch this over about five times. 😂

[@shamarrachallenor3099]

I think Mary might be on the spectrum which would explain why her responses always come across so blunt but she kinda had a point. Like why is this 40+ woman getting so excited for a man who soft launched her on IG calling her his best friend? She was acting like they were 17, all while having children that don't speak to her. You worried about the wrong things sis!

[@MizzAlexaMarie]

you actually may be onto something. i rlly hope my acknowledgement of your comment isnt offensive to anyone, of course. i do think its ok to inquire and want to try and learn or understand ppl.

[@IceMaidenxx3]

I think you could be sooo on the ball and it'd definitely explain a lot of her reactions and dynamics with the rest of the group 🤔

[@islabee94]

Oh this is an excellent point. It would explain how unfiltered she is and how unaware/uncaring regarding social cues. Ive always thought something was very different about the way she thinks and operates but I disagree when people call her crazy. She's odd, for sure, but she isn't crazy. You might be on to something with your assessment!

[@thegospeloutlet2000]

You don’t think she would’ve been diagnosed by 50? Cmon now.. you could’ve left that bs out! All because you dislike the woman!

[@charlisena]

Mary is married to the guy who was married to her grandmother. Let that sink in

[@Sagittariusfactors]

In hindsight Mary is actually right, Britani came right in and tried to relate with Mary on the fact that they were "poor" so she definitely did assume Mary's financial standing growing up, was that a microagression? you'll never know. She definitely is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@elsamariediaz9326]

This newbie can't survive Mary 🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@babydollyup1002]

@@elsamariediaz9326 right😭😭

[@lawtraf8008]

Hell if not even Jen Shah could survive Mary, nobody can LMAO. She will send Jesus after her like she did with Jen...

[@cuetTimmonz]

Mary had a little lamb, and when it cried, she killed it!!! sad human.

[@freakysmart5265]

​@@lawtraf8008I pray your guily.....I mean innocent 😅

[@cchris5958]

Mary is straightforward. Love it. Appreciate it.

[@Carmellalovespink]

The title😂of course she doesn’t. She’s Mary❤🤣🤣

[@jideajibola5074]

Heather Gay hijacked that whole conversation about Brittani’s personality 🙄

[@Darima2]

Mary IS the show! Since day 1. Jennifer desparately tried to be the queen of the show but she was the Worst to watch, nothing entertaining about her with her horrible trashy outfits and scamming ways. Exhausting to watch, she treated people horribly and was violent. With Mary, she may be blunt and abrasive but it comes off so authentic, we don't care. It genuinely seems like she doesn't even care if the audience likes her or if she could get cancelled, it's giving early OG Housewife vibes.

[@Rj1123-s3f]

It's wild that now Mary is my favorite but she's so funny

[@km4336]

And this is why we needed Mary back 😂🤣

[@Luexeme92]

"You're on again you're off again you're in a coast co cart." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pachec088]

Mary deserves her spot as a main housewife! I love her banter so much 😂😂😂

[@fundiswa4026]

Bronwyn is an absolute necessity😂😂😂 And Mary is a staple . Heather , go home before you escalate , cause you're hating on Bronwyn at this point😂😂

[@eilyahnitram]

it’s hard to feel bad for any of them because it’s a table full of hypocrites. they all are terrible to eachother then act like they’re owed loyalty for it

[@Vicky-Lynn]

Mary is the gift that keeps on giving. ❤

[@tammyhall6233]

Mary Mary 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ya gotta love her.....

[@MizzAlexaMarie]

mary is just too authentic for reality tv lol but thankfully for us, decided shed grace our tvs with her presence anyways...

[@LindoZondo]

Mary batshit crazy yet hilarious and very straight forward 😂 Britani if you want to survive please stop now or Mary is going to bury you early in the season 😅 Heather so messy so early 😩

[@forgirlslikeus]

Whitney is borderline weaponising her healing. Lisa is a definite Karen. She lacks empathy at crucial moments and covers it with tears

[@michellianna7386]

Britani admitted to choosing a man over her kids… she doesnt want us to mom shame her? Wtf

[@meganxo3472]

Although Mary is harsh she’s not exactly wrong?

[@gingerdad127]

IMO Britani's situation makes good RH drama. The producers will be loving her storyline ✅✅

[@Simply.Spontaneous]

I think Britani is trying to be liked and "well-received" with the other girls, but it's coming off unnatural and attention seeking. She doesn't have an organic approach. She did try to relate to Mary, but her wording was very misplaced. She should have taken her time when entering this group, making an announcement about an IG post... like, girl.. You're not in high school. And lastly, Mary is TV gold!! I absolutely love her. She is well needed on this show. ✨️🤣

[@CCtheConfidant]

I’m sorry but this the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@lungile_m]

Whitney said she said many bad things about Lisa, but now shes saying " her intentions was not to hurt her" 😂😂😂

[@saltycat662]

I have zero respect for Britani. Something is deeply wrong with her. She openly said she has chosen men over her kids and I don't blame her daughters for not talking to her. She's still chasing a useless toxic man. I'm so glad Mary told her the truth. Britani needs to hear the truth.

[@rob2424]

Heather and Whitney seem to be producing the show. Whitney appears to be reading off a script while Heather is on week two of acting camp where they teach 'emotions'.

[@urbanskin]

Heather is messy as hell! Who told her that she needs to be the moral compass of the group, especially with all the lies told regarding Jen. I hate when housewives believe their own hype and start acting weird. It’s hard a no for me!!👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾. Britani is boring and comes across desperate in trying to make a moment for herself………gurl bye!

[@imalwaysright]

As Bronwyn pointed out, Heather wasn't stopping Bronwyn in the car. Heather was coming for Whitrney at the party too. And that's her "cousin" Then she meets Whitney and plays bestie

[@MM.H2O]

I cant stand her

[@ZayPacaso]

Britney is actually insane lol omg . Poor thing

[@Mamakhe048]

😂😂😂well done bravo for this cast!! Coz wow!! 😂😂😂

[@NoniWill964]

Same Mary, same 😂

[@MaximumDull]

Why is Heather bringing up her family problems as a reason to support her for her relationship problems? It doesn't make her more sympathetic, but more suspicious. Like, as someone who has been estranged from family before, there is generally a reason your children grey rock you or go no contact. If anything, this situation will make Mary more sympathetic because it will allow her to open up about being on the receiving end of abuse from neglect.

[@iyznoa]

Whitney is so pretty... she is my favorite. so gorgeous.

[@raayynicole]

Heather should shut up next time. She tried to turn up on ole girl, looked for back up and found nothing.

[@ricksmith9177]

Looooooove Mary!!!!

[@mwilson4228]

You go Britna about time someone stood up to mary and said the truth 😄 , Hallelujah

[@Range3333]

Mary makes me laugh ❤

[@janieswurld491]

Mary may be prickly at times but one thing she WONT do is tell anything but the truth!

[@MNY1990]

Lisa repeating, "you're not official" 😂

[@MaudeNjaba-id4dl]

Mary and Bronwyn clocked❤❤❤

[@liamjay3568]

Shut me up! 😂

[@edieroberts1036]

Mary we love her in wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 uk Mary is right kids first a man comes last

[@tante.fatmata]

There really is something about Mary 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jordan-cb8tl]

I really like Britani. A bit like a teenage girl but she’s sweet, and why she said to Mary and Braunwyn didn’t warrant their response

[@imalwaysright]

Being middle-aged and announcing a relationship status update to a bunch of strangers is wild. And it's not even real. The dude keeps friend-zoning her and she acts like they're engaged lol. Costco selfie was cringe too.

[@cchris5958]

Whats weird is how receptive she was to Bronwyn but how she reacted to Mary. We see you.

[@forgirlslikeus]

Not at all!

[@scooter2501]

I cant keep up with who hates who on this show. They all seem to switch teams each season

[@selfconfidenceee]

Love Mary 😂

[@See-if_I_care]

Brittani is Mary and Mary is Brittani 😂😂😂😂 Love love Lisa Barlow 😂😂😂 Everyone at that Table is a mess

[@sebastiankinnunen5549]

❤This fantastic show❤This is iconic❤Best RH franchise❤RHBH is boooooring❤love from Finland

[@athenanicolaou8838]

Mary your grandma left you her husband !!!😂😂

[@Smileygalneversmiles]

Her grandma did!!!!

[@Mamakhe048]

😂that was her grandma

[@forgirlslikeus]

And she cries when people remind her of that yet she’s so quick with the judgement on people’s bad relationships

[@LadyT06]

​@forgirlslikeus yep...she forgets that she also stays in a glass house.

[@gabrielleferris952]

I think Whitney talked a bit of sense.

[@RapNB2011]

Fix: NOBODY cares for Britani…including her own children 😊

[@thuto_heiress_zulu]

Love Mary. ❤

[@Deeality]

Instagram official!!! Grow up Britani 😂😂

[@LukasLikesMoney]

Mary TAKES ME OUT

[@ndileka216]

She cares for no one but herself. She married her step grandfather.

[@heyman4590]

Hahahaha my cousin had kids to a cousin. Broke up for years and got back together and had more. Yeah it's absolutely pharcked up, but those kids didn't do anything wrong by existing. Interfacing relationships are normal asf in Muslim countries. India. Some Asian countries. I still think it's stuffed up but it's alot more normalized around the world than people seem to think.

[@Daina-k7e]

Disgusting!!!

[@tanq_mchunu695]

Whitney*yawn*

[@Theantisocialsocialite1982]

Mary 😂

[@crystalrubbie9383]

This britini did not come on TV to be embarrassing 😂😂😂 girl sell something , show off your life 😅 why all u do is talk about this on and off situationship

[@tutuzicoco]

Wow. Even though Mary is entertaining, bringing up her kids is super hurtful. Why can’t she behave like a christian?

[@Mohit07-Mtl]

I love Bronwyn but she is switching sides a lot

[@brandoniswhoiam]

Bronwyn ate!

[@km4336]

Nah

[@urbanskin]

I like her!!

[@sattasana7753]

So now Heather is the instigator… that Timeline! Receipts! Bullshit must have really gotten to her head.

[@geethikaramesh15]

Heather is acting like Jen Shah here 😅

[@000kalla2]

Mary is saying someone is not that smart 🙄🙄

[@mykoniichistorychannel]

Mary is a lot more intelligent than she’s given credit for.

[@rhiannajd4412]

But was Mary wrong?

[@theopursall5284]

Mary was on the naughty step prior to season 5 and now they all have put her on the pedestal. All of them butter her up and put upwith her rudeness. she meddles but when other women meddle she just says: Nbody asked you. THey are alll afraid of the cult leader😂

[@ceciliankandu6702]

Mary your son got married n never told you 😂

[@mykoniichistorychannel]

At least they talk and are in the same home. Right or wrong.

[@geethikaramesh15]

Britani is irrelevant and needs to go - She is unnecessary 😐

[@jordanbeeby3247]

Who is the woman Sat next to Lisa she’s on early every episode

[@EProductions1000]

Mary was VERY rude to Britani. It took ONE WORD, "costume", for Mary to decide not to like her, she's extremely difficult to please or to get along with. She's such a negative and never seems to actually enjoy being with these women. Sometimes it's funny but most of the times it's just rudeness.

[@braahkvng159]

Very very well-said.

[@allergictomediocre8989]

Her vibe is so weird

[@wilfred29]

Britani should easily bring up why the heck Mary is married to her grandfather.

[@cchris5958]

Its hilarious. This new person is weirder than Mary, who says “I’m kInD?!” Clown.

[@IceMaidenxx3]

Fair comment, unfortunately 😅 Sometimes, I really, really can't stand the cruel words she says and her church still seems dodgy AF.

[@natalielord5732]

I love mary

[@peterpiper5300]

What happened to meili?

[@terrysihu3841]

Oooh Lisa Barlow, always making things about you 🙄🙄 and Merideth you were a mouse the whole time on this table now you inserting yourself with sideline comments

[@011KiKi]

Mary married her own grandfather, she shouldn’t judge anyone.

[@lizhendrix71]

Everyone loves Mary but I can’t stand her because of season 1 people forget how selfish she is and why does she show how much designer stuff she has from owning a church? She is a Jesus scammer can someone please explain to me why she has so much money from a church?

[@bumbaraz]

Ugh cant stand Lisa...

[@pabloo1442]

MARY?? RUDE!!

[@ybcarlebach266]

And she thinks she “knows manners”!

[@intldawn]

That’s too much sauce for someone who just said out loud that neither of her kids will talk to her. Like ma’am. What are you doing? Mary is kooky but she didn’t tell a lie. Why are you making a whole toast about a man who rather obviously is playing in your face when you have kids who don’t talk to you?

[@Bullshitster25]

Bravo to the new woman for standing up to bullie Mary

[@jacquiemcinroy3801]

Shut me up 😂😂😂

[@cazb4421]

Its a trigger for me too mary. How could you leave your children.

[@jackoenyegue]

That’s same Mary who would go to a different store if she saw black people, finally acknowledged her inner blackness and attitude!!!! Shut me up!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nick-u6j]

Some pastor Mary is