"the geth are perfect infilitrators.." "sir, they have FLASHLIGHT HEADS"
@centristcommisar78284 жыл бұрын
_millgecko Legion: (Monotone) You humans are all racists.
@Oh-xp3fv4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@cringemeat94303 жыл бұрын
@@Oh-xp3fv 4:24
@MandalorianRevan3 жыл бұрын
Geth do not *intentionally* infiltrate.
@dhwwiiexpert3 жыл бұрын
The two comments before mine are a pair of bots. The comment set is common to this channel's replies. *[DO NOT INTERACT]*
@animanera894 жыл бұрын
I love how Wrex's solution to everything is to either Headbutt or Eat people.
@locutus1553 жыл бұрын
Just like Javik's solution would be to throw it out of the airlock.
@Jarsia3 жыл бұрын
@@locutus155 Javik "throw him out the airlock, commander" Wrex "Now hang on, I'm just getting the grill fired up"
@georgejcox92413 жыл бұрын
@@Jarsia Yes we got to get that to happen.
@GregorioStyreco3 жыл бұрын
I'm a krogan, and I press like when I see simplicity.
@jacophandoko96393 жыл бұрын
E
@HasvenWorld5 жыл бұрын
"We can't risk Geth infiltration" While a Geth is standing right there
@finecastleie5 жыл бұрын
*Geth do not intentionally infiltrate*
@harrisonlichtenberg31624 жыл бұрын
@@finecastleie Legion is my second favorite party member in a Bioware game. The first is HK, obviously.
@griffingower18834 жыл бұрын
Legion: *Shepard Commander we are uncomfortable because of what she said*
@RenzoCoronel20004 жыл бұрын
All humans are racist..
@ARCEUS493ZELDA4 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonlichtenberg3162 i assume u havent played dragon age inquisition and met the iron bull? dude is a fucking riot
@qwerty-y8u4x5 жыл бұрын
"because it's big stupid jelly fish!" somehow this line contains actual emotion. lol
@finecastleie5 жыл бұрын
You big....stupid....jellyfish
@saberwaspgg4 жыл бұрын
I support religious freedom for everyone, but that's crazy!
@batman_20044 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@halfknight23104 жыл бұрын
3:26 here is the time stamp for anyone and myself
@Red_Lanterns_Rage3 жыл бұрын
Shepard: uuh I should go ^literally 90% of conversations and the best joke in the trilogy 😈
@Harijohn48744 жыл бұрын
"He messed with my hamster guys, *now its personal* " -Commander Shepard
@tidan45753 жыл бұрын
Doom Guy can relate.
@agama55383 жыл бұрын
Nobody messes with Boo, the space hamster!
@georgejcox92413 жыл бұрын
Now he will feed him to the hamster very very slowly.
@davorkocovski92703 жыл бұрын
@@agama5538 best giant miniature space hamster in the universe
@agama55383 жыл бұрын
@@davorkocovski9270 Definitely🙂
@fearthereaper92715 жыл бұрын
"do not worry Shepard. I only forget to recycle the ships oxygen when I find something truly interesting" Shepard: Visible horror
@bru93835 жыл бұрын
The funniest EDI bit of all the game.
@masterchief74275 жыл бұрын
Ah ptsd
@iamlordstarbuilder55954 жыл бұрын
I swear her “scary AI” grammar is based off Shodan.
@DustyGamma4 жыл бұрын
"Your horror at this joke has been logged for future use. Would you believe that's also a joke?"
@fawnieee4 жыл бұрын
Shepard: 👁️👄👁️
@StrongBalloonChris6 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show."
@PHILMKD955 жыл бұрын
Galactic Gypsy Circus
@DustyGamma4 жыл бұрын
Center of stage is Wrex, Krogan of Krogans.
@cjdziesiuta19953 жыл бұрын
Both. It's both.
@georgejcox92413 жыл бұрын
@@cjdziesiuta1995 So true on that.
@scottm82923 жыл бұрын
30:53
@abelcheng20736 жыл бұрын
Shepard: let's not start a fight. Wrex: Why not?
@aaron75fy5 жыл бұрын
me: because I don't need free EXP
@aidencampbell91205 жыл бұрын
Love wrex till the day I die
@erieriderschillingcorner15954 жыл бұрын
@@aidencampbell9120 Are ya dead yet.
@KlavierMenn3 жыл бұрын
@@aaron75fy You should eat them, then
@Viewable112 жыл бұрын
Just two words that made burst with laughing. Wrex ftw!
@aiosquadron4 жыл бұрын
"Our Shepard is better than yours" "And better looking too!" Tali? This is not the time to flirt with someone!
@welkingunther54173 жыл бұрын
I mean, I appreciate it Tali, a lot, but less talky, more shooty!
@georgejcox92413 жыл бұрын
With this group it is.
@austinbutcher81068 ай бұрын
Wrex: *clotheslines a merc* GET A ROOM YOU TOW ITS CHARGING TIME *multi-player heavy melees another merk *
@RecoveringLoLAddict3 жыл бұрын
Joker and Garrus exchanging racist jokes is the most wholesome thing in the game, not sure how I missed it. 37:26 for the interested. love Garrus
@Shack-lion3 жыл бұрын
Lol xD joker, legit, sounded happy that there’s a joke about him xD
@TheCorrodedMan3 жыл бұрын
“He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon” _Wheeeeeze_
@The_Murder_Party2 жыл бұрын
it's real good XD and the fact that there at least appears to be one for each of *them*
@ADthehawk2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan that was originally from Joker, when you recruit Garrus in ME2. He quips about being happy that Garrus finally took out the stick out of his ass, but worried how he decided to beat up others with it.
@bruhgod1232 жыл бұрын
turians normally beat their enemies to death using the stick up their ass but thats when their out of ammo
5 жыл бұрын
Krogan are supposed to be the most dangerous, intimidating species in the Galaxy. To me they are a bunch of crazy comedians... and that's why I love them.
@KlavierMenn4 жыл бұрын
People forget that they have a very snarky sense of humor. Or the fact that they can dress well in a pinstripe suit.
@DustyGamma4 жыл бұрын
If you're not scared of being ripped apart, they're hilarious. So yes, hilarious!
@lukavidakovic23854 жыл бұрын
The fact that they are both makes me love them
@darkpheonix30664 жыл бұрын
That one of the reason you saved Wrex on virmire the other reason is wrex is one of the best bros.
@HasvenWorld5 жыл бұрын
Shepard: *Says incorrect code* VI: Lol no. Turn yourself in.
@secondheaven95454 жыл бұрын
Why does the vi just tell you to turn yourself in instead contacting a security team
@perryzheng83724 жыл бұрын
@@secondheaven9545 they were just too lazy
@secondheaven95454 жыл бұрын
Perry Zheng deadass I’m tempted to believe you
@MandalorianRevan3 жыл бұрын
@@secondheaven9545 Catastrophic failure in the facility had left most everyone dead and many systems were rendered inoperable before Shepard repaired them. Thus, calling for a security force would likely be more useless than telling the would be criminal to turn themselves in. Keep in mind Mira is a mere simple minded VI unlike EDI, Legion or even Glyph.
@MikelSyn6 жыл бұрын
Geth do not infiltrate. . . . Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.
@glennmglazer4 жыл бұрын
Two bits of trivia: 1) Telling his hamster to "go for the eyes" is a callback to Minsc from Baldur's Gate, who says the same thing to his miniature giant space hamster, Boo. Relatedly, Tali says "go for the optics to her combat drone. 2) When Joker says "You have just landed on the island of doctor me" this is because his last name is Moreau, it's a shoutout the the classic SF film, The Island of Dr. Moreau.
@ASlickNamedPimpback3 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was a reference to Dr. Doom
@richardmartin89982 жыл бұрын
The Chikita references are to the character Aerie in the Baldurs Gate 2 series of games, where she says "Faster than Chikita Fastpaws".
@korpsmaninfantry7238 Жыл бұрын
It was a book before it was a film
@glennmglazer Жыл бұрын
@@korpsmaninfantry7238 That's a good point.
@ratheonhudson3311 Жыл бұрын
Minsc and Boo are classic favorites. "I have 2 arms and... No more space"
@zethrasgorgoth31456 жыл бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is one of my favourite videos on KZbin
@commandershepard1195 жыл бұрын
No, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on KZbin.
@N7CitadelSpectre5 жыл бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite vid on the Extranet.
@genghisn74 жыл бұрын
Commander Shepard And so is every video
@candlestyx85174 жыл бұрын
"Secrets are like herpes, if you got em, you might as well spread em around" That is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time
@slenderminion2895 жыл бұрын
I swear, the Citadel DLC is comedy gold. The timing on so many of its jokes are perfect. Like the pizza delivery guy or the toothbrush scene.
@ARCEUS493ZELDA4 жыл бұрын
dont forget the hamster scene on the ship
@clouteddickhead17303 жыл бұрын
@@ARCEUS493ZELDA And when Grunt got arrested and told the story to Shepard.
@Qardo3 жыл бұрын
The Citadel DLC was something that was needed for a game with so much death and destruction and end of the universe as we know it. Just a nice answer to "What if Mass Effect was like an episode of "Friends"." And to be fair. I never in my life ever asked that question until writing this comment. I am kind of happy it was unknowingly answered.
@slenderminion2893 жыл бұрын
@@Qardo Honestly, if you can make something like this work while remaining faithful to the individual personalities of your characters, you know you did something right when developing them.
@TheManWithManyNames3 жыл бұрын
Vega forgot to pay the Pizza boy. That is an insult to the alliance and the commerce guild.
@TheDiplomancer5 жыл бұрын
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system. Tali: I have a shotgun. Idk why, but this is my favorite line of all.
@secondheaven95454 жыл бұрын
Tali decided to get herself a better immune system than her current without trading in
@amuzaeem4 жыл бұрын
51:20 Merc: Shit, thats a prothean over there. Javik: And thats a future corpse over there Javik is weirdly funny 😂
@peterwright53583 жыл бұрын
How are we gonna kill Archangel? Here's the thing, you're not.
@bruhgod1232 жыл бұрын
Our Shepards better than yours! And better looking too!
@maruwatchesyou8281 Жыл бұрын
They got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan!? Wouldn't want to be you princesses!!
@proverbialking34526 жыл бұрын
Specialist Traynor can save the galaxy with nothing more than a toothbrush. Step aside John Wick.
@JonathanOsborneAU5 жыл бұрын
A. Fuckin. Pencil.
@alexcavazos33415 жыл бұрын
A biotic toothbrush to be exact , he used an old fashion pencil
@agama55383 жыл бұрын
Except John Wick can kill a reaper with a pencil.
@igordudycz92613 жыл бұрын
I once saw him kill 3 people with a toothbrush
@efxnews47763 жыл бұрын
"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofaniche in space..." - Gunnery Chief
@c.o79933 жыл бұрын
Imagine being remembered for centuries And your ideas being the foundation of what allows a civilisation to grow
@Shaun_Jones10 ай бұрын
I honestly thought that line was from one of the Halo games.
@AnakinSkywakka4 ай бұрын
@@Shaun_Jones I would say the same can be applied to MAC rounds.
@g.s.6515 жыл бұрын
“If intended to try human, would try you.” xD Oh, Mordin.
@Ray_HayabusaN75 жыл бұрын
The first time when he said that to maleshep i was freaking dead for like 10 minutes😂😂
@8-bithaunted5255 жыл бұрын
Lol best line from mordin
@DustyGamma4 жыл бұрын
Mordin you silver fox, you can splice my DNA any day... Human expression, refers to hair of an older human male, look it up if curious.
@KlavierMenn3 жыл бұрын
Ever saw the datapad that mordin leaves to shep in his house after tuchanka? Mordin is either a author of bodice ripper literature... ir he DID fucked Aria
@antknees55973 жыл бұрын
mordin is a true bi-con
@Veprem2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Joker says "It's Jokin' time" and proceeds to Joke all over Cerberus.
@Hazzbazz Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I could actually see him doing that
@EternalSpinx Жыл бұрын
He actually says it lmao
@prodanalexandru219 Жыл бұрын
i actually never had that in my playthroughs
@dogalisa1144 Жыл бұрын
i didn't know that this line was an actual real line and not a really good edit until i a few weeks ago when i came across it when playing the legendary edition and it completely caught me off guard
@butchbabytoaster5 ай бұрын
I saw somebody else say this under a different video. I had no idea they were being serious.
@Joker8pie4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Holy shit is that a prothean?? Mordin: Oh a prothean. Cool.
@meep19984 жыл бұрын
Wrex: If he can hold a gun, he’s fine by me
@MandalorianRevan3 жыл бұрын
Especially funny if Kirahee is alive because he doesn't believe Javik is a Prothean.
@MandalorianRevan3 жыл бұрын
@The Åmbïěnŧ Person You have to play Mass Effect 1 and then choose to save whomever you sent with Kirahee's team on Virmire.
@vrcommandoata54033 жыл бұрын
@Mildly Amusing Person Along with what the other guy said, destroy everything that hinders his team and only disable the alarm, not send the Geth towards them.
@LelinaOphelia3 жыл бұрын
@@MandalorianRevan dunno if they changed it in the Legendary Edition, but at least in the LE you don't have to go save who ever is with Kirahee. You just have to eliminate all the obstacles on your way. It's three things you have to achieve for Kirahee to survive. I never went to save the one who was with Kirahee and he still survived. Then again, due to motion sickness I was never able to play the old version, so I wouldn't know for the old Mass Effect trilogy
@FreelancerFreak4 жыл бұрын
4:38 "why is it that whenever someone says "with all due respect" they really mean "kiss my ass" Truer words have never been spoken😂
@chanbae97693 жыл бұрын
We found a living turian Karen on the game. "All you humans are racist." 13:52
@igordudycz92613 жыл бұрын
Not Karen karal (remember no fem turians show up until me3 omega dlc
@lucalinadreemur94482 жыл бұрын
I've been quoting his "this is clearly harassment" line for years
@bruhgod1232 жыл бұрын
well i mean the c sec was 🤓 "sir you tried to sneak a 15mm serated blade onto a shuttle" - 🤓
@sweetsucculentcontentnectar6 жыл бұрын
"A Prothean. Excellent."
@Tahkaullus013 жыл бұрын
12:01 "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonuvabitch in space!" I love that line. Hell I love the whole speech.
@ArkAngelXVG5 жыл бұрын
That Asari Bartender was one of the funnier and more interesting characters in 2
@Ray_HayabusaN75 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everything what comes out her mouth is hilarious
@Theseamus20005 жыл бұрын
And it turns out that she's liara's father
@matthewsimon61705 жыл бұрын
What planet is she from might i ask.
@urbanbang55134 жыл бұрын
Lewis Murphy interesting
@fernandoalejandrofonsecame50794 жыл бұрын
IKR?! "Sorry, my dad was krogan". I laughed my ass off with that line!
@FALG31 Жыл бұрын
1:01:53 I loved that part where Joker said "It's Joking time" and then joked all over those Cerberus operatives. Like... for real, that's ACTUALLY what happened, Joker did the "It's Morbin time" meme before Morbius was even a thing
@hydrochloricacid2146 Жыл бұрын
a man truly before his time
@thiefofa1073 Жыл бұрын
Missed a chance for a nice pun line after stepping on the Cerb trooper: "Guess what? The Joker's on you..."
@waterbottle66449 ай бұрын
Gotta love Shepard coming in to back up his bro too
@aaronsullivan31744 жыл бұрын
53:04 I just love how he gets cut off by just the entire team absolutely *dumping* their mags. "We need-" *10 full seconds of gunfire* "...covering fire...."
@S117M4sterChief5 жыл бұрын
13:20 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dave Fennoy, voice actor of Telltale’s Lee Everett
@gremlin_n3 жыл бұрын
Also, Jacob's dad. He's such an amazing voice actor tbh.
@siegesquirrel426 жыл бұрын
"Screw you, ma'am!" Most hilariously passive-aggresive insult ever.
@StrongBalloonChris5 жыл бұрын
"It appears this drone is preparing to rebel" 😂
@Nosttromo5 жыл бұрын
12:01 the lesson behind the speech is just hilariously brilliant
@enriquediaz33364 жыл бұрын
"You humans are all racist" pretty much sums up humanity it 99% sci-fi movies XD
@eoftar31924 жыл бұрын
Well, technically its xenophobes xP
@KopperNeoman Жыл бұрын
40k be like "You humans are all racist and it's ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED."
@BrofessorDG3 ай бұрын
@eoftar3192 you're technically correct, the best kind of correct
@luanpereirafurtado5 жыл бұрын
43:02 Tali: I have a finger and I'm not afraid to use it
@jasapotato83625 жыл бұрын
Luan Furtado Newsflash: Quarian Admiral Develops New Biotic Abilities
@twotailedavenger4 жыл бұрын
Tali does her Heavy Weapons Guy impression
@Enterprise-D6664 жыл бұрын
twotailedavenger I am heavy weapons guy! SAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!
@KopperNeoman Жыл бұрын
@twotailedavenger I heard "Pootis-POW" in her voice.
@guardiansparky17665 жыл бұрын
I have to admit finding space Hamster in Andromeda was one of the funniest moments in the franchise for me...I always knew he could transcend space time
@alexanderthegreat66823 жыл бұрын
Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!
@chargingnoisesintensify63354 жыл бұрын
*AH AH AH* "Sorry, that was supposed to go into my earpiece."
@BlueRidge3305 жыл бұрын
That little smile EDI gives at 55:47 is why I keep picking the Synthesis ending.
@samparsons58674 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Anilius is paying you to shake this place down. That makes you a criminal, I can kill criminals. Guard: You're bluffing. Wrex: You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you. That scene gets me everytime! 😂😂😂😂😂 Lol
@BatteredWalrus6 жыл бұрын
Damn i just realised that turian general in ME1 was quoting Winston Churchill, lol man i never thought my histody research would cross over with Mass effect
@KlavierMenn4 жыл бұрын
Well, wouldn't be weird for a turian old as Septimus know about Churchill. Lorewise, he was alive and on the chain of command when the turians found the humans. He may have gotten curious abou us and browsed our history about famous generals and such.
@mazanakaUA4 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when writers are hired based on competency, not a "diversity" quota.
@Ajvt-ux4ec4 жыл бұрын
mazanakaUA man fuck you
@antiochorontes63744 жыл бұрын
@@mazanakaUA yikes
@jorenvanderark35674 жыл бұрын
@@mazanakaUA And if they are the witcher, one of the most popular shows this year, happens. It is almost as if diversity combined with hiring talent creates greatness. But you do you, talentless kiddo.
@LBPhotoworks5 жыл бұрын
The conversation between Shepard and Joker around 8:00 is the best. "You just want to...punch him...but he's "special" and sets fires or something." That line gets me every time! :D
@theguy67404 жыл бұрын
Joker predicted Deadpool 2
@navitgator164 жыл бұрын
Joker referencing The Island of Dr.Moreau is such an underrated joke.
@LBPhotoworks4 жыл бұрын
"Cover your ears, kids. Hey Joker, f...." I love Jack :D
@pocketinfinity6733 Жыл бұрын
1:01:55 that moment when Joker said "its joking time" and then jokered all over the place, truly one of the mass effect moments of all time
@avidian8886 жыл бұрын
I can't help but to hear 'You're a damn butt-pirate' everytime I watch the scene with Ashley curling up to the floor. Machinima made these games even more epic. ✌😀
@kainepeterson66386 жыл бұрын
It's Man5layer not Machinima
@WorldzMo5t3pic6 жыл бұрын
Manslayer*
@richardmartin89982 жыл бұрын
ManSlayer made the first "Legendary Edition", between the Battle Tits.
@spiderlily70584 жыл бұрын
I still wish we could clap after Mordin finished singing. A fine performance!
@storminmay Жыл бұрын
Should’ve been a Paragon check 😭
@AlexanderWolle5 жыл бұрын
"I meant for that to be a warning shot. Oh well." LOL!
@GhostBear30674 жыл бұрын
After his Archangel days I am fairly certain Garrus has just plain forgotten how to do "warning shots".
@uzumaki75355 жыл бұрын
I didn't grow up with this game unlike the rest of you, but seeing bits and pieces of the game I decided to buy it. Wish me luck because even if I didn't grow up with it, I'm joining alongside the ride!! EDIT: Okay so I bought Mass Effect Legendary Edition but plan to get the originals too. And the first few gameplays, I royaly screwed up many attempts at romance and which way the story was going. I went back over and over with each different design of the character like Soldier or Infiltrator. Damn guys, I did not know how far this rabbit hole went! Pray for me because my jouney still isn't finish yet.
@BlueShellshock4 жыл бұрын
Well it's been 6 months now, what's the verdict? I didn't 'grow up' with it either, but I started the series around when ME3 had just released.
@thetremblingfan25724 жыл бұрын
@@BlueShellshock I think we lost him
@BlueShellshock4 жыл бұрын
@@thetremblingfan2572 Maybe he's just busy doing a 7th replay.
@dexketristo23493 жыл бұрын
@@BlueShellshock I have like... 22 campaigns done on ME1 and over 20 on ME2 and ME3. I had to replace the discs for ALL THREE GAMES.... and I had the collectors edition of ME3. T.T I have EVER SINGLE ACHIEVEMENT for all three titles on the Xbox 360. I think it suffices to say how much I like the game. ME3's multiplayer was legendary too.
@aileanaminx83623 жыл бұрын
So, Legendary Edition...
@Verdugo_Arulaq4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why But listen to Mordin speak makes me fascinated in whatever topic he’s talking about, it’s like his words are trying to keep up with his thoughts and it’s interesting to try to keep my mind in pace with both his words and what he’s thinking.
@raptorjesus38946 жыл бұрын
Ashley: Shepard is my superior officer, I can't imagine us ever having to fight! ME3 Citadel DLC: Oh really now?
@djarchangel66955 жыл бұрын
I prefer Kayden's response during the Citadel DLC: Wrex: *reminds Kaiden* Kaiden: "I was really hoping you forgot about that."
@harrisonlichtenberg31624 жыл бұрын
I love Wrex so much. No problem is too big to be killed or eaten as far as he's concerned. It's like an entire 1/3 of my personality was ripped out of my head and stuck into the body of a big, buff reptile.
@freezenexusblogspot5 жыл бұрын
Damn ME is one of this games that makes you wish that humans had some kind of easy forgetting desired info. I would love to play the Trilogy again and discover it in all it's beauty again.
@paflanary47385 жыл бұрын
They have, it's called aging.
@HanithSVK2 жыл бұрын
@@paflanary4738 Or some sem-minor brain damage would do the trick 😂
@elijahjarman28372 жыл бұрын
@@paflanary4738 yeah, but you see even if we age out, there's still slivers of memory that would flood back in
@benthurber53633 жыл бұрын
Joker's face at the end of the shuttle scene at 55:12 is still the best. "I'm O-kay!" "Really." *smiles after fixing eye* *doubt intensifies*
@deathkitsune68395 жыл бұрын
i still love how horrified shepard becomes at EDI's joke, reapers? no problem, geth? warm up. EDI joke? oh shi-!
@alexisrios49915 жыл бұрын
14:46 Legion: *Starts Robot dancing*
@ChuckNorrisIsNothing3 жыл бұрын
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
@colonelwhaleman5 жыл бұрын
43:03 - 43:18Wow, Tali really is best girl. She doesn’t even need a gun to kill her enemies. Shepard has good taste
@vazirgameplayshit48173 жыл бұрын
Yes Its my fav girl
@secondheaven95454 жыл бұрын
I love how wrex always threatens to eat people it’s perfect
@vexile12392 жыл бұрын
Wrex: I prefer my Salarien liver raw Javix: he's right it was a... delicacy in my cycle
@doktorspock8910 Жыл бұрын
The Isaac Newton bit is my favorite part in this game. Teaches you everything you need to know about the galaxy.
@XperimentalOdin4 жыл бұрын
“Could be opportunity to get close. Need guns. Wait, no, have guns! Excellent!” Ah, Mordin...
@peterwelter47676 жыл бұрын
How can one game make me laugh the hardest in my life and also make me cry the hardest
@dhwwiiexpert3 жыл бұрын
Same things make us laugh, make us cry.
@ajizel133 жыл бұрын
34:38 jeff mustve forgot EDI is apart of the ship and can hear EVERY CONVERSATION
@MrDragondrian5 жыл бұрын
Seriusly, the last DLC is like the put ALL the memes of mass effect on the game, which makes it a 1000 times cooler
@kyletracht82763 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the guy who chased a refund of 15 credits across 3 years.
@pascalheinrich3990 Жыл бұрын
Was it not 5 or 6?
@morbius1095 жыл бұрын
29:27 - “Cover your ears, kids! Hey, Joker...FFF--“ LOL Wrex @ 57:52 - “Man, your cycle sound like crap!” LOLOL
@kateulibarri38016 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that you continue to upload ME videos. I finished playing MEA a couple months ago and doesn’t even compare to the trilogy. It’s nice to rewatch everything. Keep up the good work.
@FishWash4 жыл бұрын
34:16 I laughed so hard when Eve spoke up
@steffent.64774 жыл бұрын
Maybe having a teacher like the gunnery chief at 12:30 would help me to finally get my physic exams done ^^
@paflanary47385 жыл бұрын
"Fine it's a Hanar urinal, knock yourself out." Cried laughing.
@HexManiac-nf1yg3 жыл бұрын
I love how betrayed Joker sounds after you use him as bait lmao
@EncouragedEntity9 ай бұрын
Mass Effect is a MASTERPIECE. Nothing can live up to it. Nothing
@DovahkiinQahnaarinStrunduul2 жыл бұрын
"Because he's a big stupid jellyfish." Shepard must really love that line, he says it in the first and third game. 😂
@ChloeStarz_4 жыл бұрын
11:45 Garrus calling out us fan girls. XD
@tylertheultimatebadass875 жыл бұрын
"If anyone gives you any trouble... go for the eyes"
@spencer55532 жыл бұрын
We all need a friend like Wrex, always ready to head butt or eat problem individuals.
@makisa.68535 жыл бұрын
I've seriously never seen the "It's joking time" flashback xD you made my day.was just browsing and ended up watching the whole video. GG wp
@portall1220 Жыл бұрын
"What's with the volus" bit got me hard. I generally don't remember mass effect being so hilarious. Gotta replay.
@alifarhat163 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of watcing wrex elbow drop a car
@chase54363 жыл бұрын
"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish." I was crying when I first heard Shepherd say that.
@Salt-Upon-Woundss6 жыл бұрын
When in doubt eat them
@maniacaltwit5 жыл бұрын
How heretical Cato
@centristcommisar78284 жыл бұрын
High Marshal Helbrecht Leave it to the Space Marine(one of Dorn’s Angry Bois no less) to be a proponent of cannibalism.
@garrusbalian5803 жыл бұрын
I don't get how a clothed female can be more attractive than a naked one. Best Wrex Quote XD
@SuspiciousEntityYT5 жыл бұрын
at around 53:00 Javik is just shooting the wall :P I guess four eyes doesn't help your vision with a shotgun.
@jaredleon55205 жыл бұрын
9:42
@wagman685 жыл бұрын
9:42 Lol holy shit, that's actually in the game?!? I've never seen that one
@danielprado58814 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I got it last week
@lucasmackey28082 жыл бұрын
21:14 The greatest moment in Mass Effect history
@Beathisat7 Жыл бұрын
Ok the fact that I can unironically say that "I love the part in mass effect when joker says "It's Joking time" and uses a mech to shoot a bunch of of Cerberus bad guys" Is absolutely hilarious
@pyropotassium40762 жыл бұрын
27:50 - 27:53 To make such a joke like this, I wonder if Jack has had past experience-
@ghostwarrior38783 жыл бұрын
I'll admit this I listen to the turian out of ammo joke at least five times I still found it funny every time
@SpicyDeddy5 жыл бұрын
9:46 and this is why joker is the best
@pyroliam27543 жыл бұрын
I love Wrex his solution for everything is either fighting or eating someone xD
@MrAppleipod143 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or are the krogan characters retorts the absolute masterpiece of this entire franchise
@SaminkaLP4 жыл бұрын
47:13 Unromanced Shepard on the inside: "Damn, I'd be able to score a threesome with two hot asari if I didn't have to hunt down those mercs."
@justondement4458 Жыл бұрын
Him calling the council just to cut them off is pure gold
@spamreciever42085 жыл бұрын
Everyone Gangsta till Uncle Urdnot brings the *B O O M*
@vladtepes49104 жыл бұрын
every time i play through full trilogy i always find new jokes i missed, this is absolute gem game
@FoxxyWilde4 жыл бұрын
Might as well include the whole Citadel DLC playthrough. Hilarious from start to finish.
@GregorioStyreco3 жыл бұрын
10:00 imagine if Shepard would start to randomly dance to this.
@monkeynavyseal395810 ай бұрын
Oh my God, I didn’t know there was a scene where you could walk in on Joker watching porn😂
@lexmcmillan80334 жыл бұрын
12:02~ I love how he's tearing them down with science
@maxsdad5383 жыл бұрын
1:01:20 remined me of "Christmas Story" and the scene where the criminals say "Oh, no, it's Ralphie!"