Mass Effect lines I think about at 5am

[@namerucherry]

HOLY JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST! Jennifer Hale posted a an edited reel showcasing her lines FROM THIS VIDEO on her Instagram account on the 22nd June. That's it. My life is complete. See y'all at the top! But seriously, just thought I'd share this since it made me so incredibly happy. I look up to Jen and her work a lot, so it means the absolute world to me that she'd even take a glimpse at something I put together.💗 Hope you're having a good day! Stay awesome. 💗

[@SLYKM]

That's amazing, you made it

[@ladmyn2726]

I love Jennifer Hale so much

[@rthorofthehillppl]

AH-MAY-ZING!

[@Last-Psychic-Energy-Vampyre]

WHAT>!

[@jacksonmckinney]

And you made her character look like that...

[@andydyer6591]

“I don’t argue with plants, give me what I want, now” -Me failing at gardening

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

You don't fail at gardening, gardening fail at you.

[@noburu4717]

Level 1 farming in Project Zomboid be like

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

my favourite line from the Citadel DLC: Javik: "Back in my cycle, we didn't use tooth brushes. We just cleaned the gunk off our teeth with biotics." Wrex: "Your cycle is crap."

[@KujiArgisia]

"Damn, your cycle sounds like crap."

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

@@KujiArgisia thanks, I didn't play it in English, but Wrex's answer to Javik's toothbrush line was still hilarious.

[@Aleebi]

@@gwendolynsnyder463what language did you play it in? maybe i should do a runthrough in a diff language 😂

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

@@Aleebi I'm playing Mass Effect in German. What I like about the German dub are two situations, both in Mass Effect 3: Whenever Shepard mentions female Krogans in German, they don't just say "female" , they say either "Kroganesses" or "Women" , not just "females" The second situation is, when Anderson calls Shepard. That is that situation where he's basically like "...and now we're going to foxhole to foxhole, just to stay alive..." In German, Anderson just says: "And now we're going from hole to hole, just to stay alive" , which makes me wonder: was that an oversight from the translator, or did they do that on purpose?

[@Aleebi]

@@gwendolynsnyder463 wow I really like "Kroganesses" and yea the way they say "protect the female!" is definitely out of date with modern english and societal standards 😂

[@nschwartz311]

The one that always gets me is “Shepherd? But…you’re dead” “I got better”

[@Bacxaber]

*Shepard

[@JokeCubed]

"They killed you once and all it did is piss you off."

[@JustaThing]

"She kills with sex" Shep: maybe im built different. *dies..again*

[@GastNdorf]

Come on, I had to make sure, there might have been a chance...

[@Skullhawk13]

For once the power of gay failed

[@MrZiva82]

The entire Citadel DLC is pure joy and gags

[@samiel992]

i still love that OP pistol and goofy lines to this day

[@keulron2290]

Absolutely. Was laughing my head off the entire time it was so good.

[@OHaaaiden]

Easily the best fan service ever in a video game.

[@TheNefastor]

Remember Grunt's escape from the hospital ? 😂

[@VanillaSpooks]

It was so jolting, I wasn’t able to stop laughing for nearly half an hour

[@truko5039]

"Look! It's Sovereign's half-brother, Sluggard! And he's looking for some payback!" I freaking can't

[@__vx3]

Fast and Furious ass plot twist lmao

[@nothanks7263]

It gets funnier when you realize Sluggard is the Reaper model you can buy in the giftshops XD

[@caseyhamm4292]

this is a good mix of funny, plot-crucial, and soul-crushing lines. exactly what the title promises. instant add to favorites

[@namerucherry]

this comment made my whole week (almost cried while reading it on my lunch break). thank you so much 💕

[@caseyhamm4292]

i’m at my parents house for winter break and i have been feeling quite down and i decided to shuffle my ‘favorites’ playlist. this was the second video that popped up and i immediately was like ‘this is why i keep this playlist lol’

[@537monster]

I love how she says “I don’t argue with plants” as if this was a long-standing personal policy of hers.

[@kodychesire]

Evil Shepard saying i should go followed by Shepard over analyzing how he/she says I Should Go is probably my favourite moment in the entire series

[@Zora945]

Same. Closely followed by "Shepard" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Wrex"

[@SOMA-gj4xc]

YES.

[@garrar2003]

Fr

[@Xehanort10]

I love that they referenced how awkward it is when Shepard ends conversations with that.

[@guifire9747]

Citadel is the best DLC of all times period

[@tyrannosaurus_wex]

Fem shep being asked to breed krogan is wild

[@deontaeavila3514]

The same things happens for male shep too.

[@Cthulhuwarlord]

@@deontaeavila3514 still weirder for femshep though

[@deontaeavila3514]

@@Cthulhuwarlord in a post genophage tuchunka desperate times call for desperate measures.

[@JustaThing]

Too be fair, she is one of the strongest Krogan

[@TheRaiane157]

Probably Wrex joking to her

[@skarrx2416]

Wrex: "Shepard, we got a way out of here?" Shepard: "Wrex, I'm a professional!" Wrex: "That's not a yes!" Shepard: "It's not a no!"

[@ShaoShaoMienshao]

If you bought the space hamster, instead of "they messed with my cabin!" its "Oh, they messed with my hamster?! Now its personal..." and then he tells the hamster to remember to go for the eyes.

[@MrSnaztastic]

I think my fish tank was there first time I played it haha

[@TheR00k]

Well, it is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Of course you'd tell it to go for the eyes!

[@thefigure13]

Sidonis casually saying fuck kills me. Grunt’s heh heh heh after his citadel meet up is always a belly laugh

[@missmist97]

Sidonis says it with so much feeling 🤣

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

I relate to Sidonis

[@Junebug89]

"Are you trying to start an interstellar war?!" Bold words from you, Udina.

[@Did_No_Wrong]

Renegade shepard is the literal definition of "I let the intrusive thoughts win gladly!"

[@TheLanceUppercut]

Renegade interrupts from ME2 live rent free in my head to this day. "You're working too hard" "How about 'goodbye'?"

[@austinbutcher8106]

Comon big guy I bet mines bigger

[@cousinzeke4888]

"Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles."

[@IwinMahWay]

Me to vegans:

[@austinbutcher8106]

And: *obliterates pyjak troup *

[@AJJ129]

Mass effect has such a unique style of storytelling part daytime television soap opera part sitcom part sci fi part action

[@maxaudet5177]

Wich is why it's awesome Truly a "Guardians of the Galaxy" vibe

[@albiewhite8913]

"If you told me this morning that a tooth brush was going to save the Normandy. I'd have been very skeptical."

[@Skullhawk13]

The best part is Shepard has seen so much shit they can’t rule it out. Just skeptical but not dismissive outright.

[@dside_ru]

1:52 "And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year" Such a perfect mix of sadness and immediate acceptance about that delivery.

[@maxaudet5177]

Looking back on it, Garrus really got that Sass in him 😂

[@me_12-vw1vi]

@@maxaudet5177Garuss is the best

[@maxaudet5177]

@@me_12-vw1vi damn right he is 😂

[@macwarspeaker2469]

The specific delivery of Miranda's "Not anymore." after the fucking glance down has lived rent free in my brain ever since I played through the trilogy so thank you

[@AverageJohanson]

The cut from "take your balls out of your purse" to "A cure for the genophage" at 9:11 got me ngl

[@swerveable324]

I’m pretty sure Liara was high af the whole citadel party. Also Sammara’s dancing omg

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

What if Samara has a low tolerance for alcohol since she probably has never taken breaks or drinks in like a few hundred or so years, which is why she was dancing? Either that or Samara is the galaxy’s greatest actor.

[@tooru-kun4178]

I'm sure everyone was high af during that party, Edi too

[@jorvach9874]

"Have you heard of the High (space) Elves?"

[@YuryVVV]

The entirety of the Citadel DLC is so quotable. My God, I love how much heart and care was put into it

[@deathspace985]

It truly felt like a love note to mass effect and it’s characters

[@austinbutcher8106]

Face it commander you'll miss me. Sheperd: *gunshot * not at this range I wont

[@tvdinner1986]

One of my favorite lines: "Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

[@slimj091]

The physical reaction of Shepard hearing evil clone Shepard say "I should go" gets me every time.

[@shoelace.16]

I am so happy you included the "FZZZZAP!" line

[@zachary4670]

Wait, you guys are getting paid?? Killed me

[@ToxicMynd]

One you missed was, Zaeed: Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.

[@klawschafer7425]

My favorite mass effect line. Quote it all the time.

[@reaperofthings]

1:28 Oh no, Kasumi was spying on Shep and Miranda lmao. Voyuer Kasumi was actually canon, who knew

[@annoyance.2583]

Now please look at Normandy drive core’s design and tell me there arent at least 3 squad members with direct view on this scene. Granted, this doesnt include Kasumi but she’s basically rumormaster of the ship

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

​@@annoyance.2583 Thane: Interesting.

[@MandalorianRevan]

Besides, Miranda wanted to be seen. She was pulling an Alpha Female move on Tali and Jack by fucking Shep in the engine room.

[@month32]

Let us not forget that Kasumi has intimate knowledge about Shepard's unmentionables.

[@maxaudet5177]

Yeah, Miranda's got a lowkey exhibisionist kink Also an "Assert dominance" kind of thing

[@ViscountessArseid]

"Oh Goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" should not have gotten me as much as it did 😂😂😂

[@meloneatingwolf1882]

Phrasing.

[@lrznwaltz]

udina's part sent me. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[@ed3n4]

Every day I'm reminded of how much I fuckin love this game

[@razorac4063]

Aww jokers line didnt make it? " i have to spend all day computing pi because some idiot plugged in the overlord, what a tool he was!"

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Joker made the morbin’ time joke before it was cool. “It’s jokin’ time!” And not only did he say it’s jokin’ time, but he also joked all over the place. It was truly a story of all time.

[@charlieseen]

The one that lives rent free in my head is Thane describing the first moment he saw his future wife. "Sunset eyes, defiant in the scope."

[@Party21304]

"It's clean" "It's a plant!" Well for shepard plants can be bastards too 🤣

[@austinbutcher8106]

Sheperd: *blows up a giant tree* ...........I thought it was the thorian

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Man Vega has so many good lines and moments despite being around for one game. He earned his spot in the Bro Pantheon with Garrus.

[@maxaudet5177]

And Wrex But yeah, they really put a lot of work into him to make him shine considering he was only in the 3rd game

[@THATguyTOMO]

I love Wrex hyping up James about his weights lmao

[@elliottwatt5297]

“Goddess, it’s admiral Kahoku” like she just noticed she stepped in something, is hilarious

[@ProtoManiac2283]

Wrex: "Women ☕"

[@zayneschildreninmymouth]

He makes kid with her later 😊☠️

[@madelinemcmillan4020]

Want Eve to be a playable party member with that shotgun of hers.

[@dillydallydolly6847]

6:22 NOT GARRUS BEGGING!!!! I cantttt im deaddd its too cute!!!

[@xdeser2949]

I think of and quote the "Oh, good" volus literally every single day

[@Naxirian]

My favourite Volus quote is "I am a great wind, and will sweep all before me like a..... a great wind!"

[@SoulTaker3222]

“The kids were alive. Usually….” UNBELIEVABLE. That delivery freakin killed me

[@LenoViburnum]

It killed them too

[@LenoViburnum]

Usually

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

"And tell your assassin to aim for her head... cause she doesn't have a heart" yoooooooooooo

[@amykelly6962]

Love when Garrus says “you know what’s also bad for business, A BROKEN NECK” 😂 kills me every time!

[@alexc8461]

"This is from my cabin. He's moving stuff out of my cabin. Oh, now it's personal. Messing with my cabin..."

[@epicslayerguy99]

Where’s that line from? I can’t find it

[@frida_drida]

Citadel DLC Mass effect 3 when you are on Normandy

[@epicslayerguy99]

@@frida_drida thank you

[@Leonkaonka]

@@epicslayerguy99 but only if you don't get the pets (the hamster and the fish too probably).

[@sue2058]

I love it when that asari says to Miranda, does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit.

[@benjaminbreeg3877]

And Jack goes "I like her. Are we still recruiting?"

[@BlueSpartan107]

A line I always liked was bringing Zaeed to Haestrom and then he sees the Geth Colossus and yells, "Son of a bitch! Move!"

[@missmist97]

Most underrated character in the franchise

[@Savethebabyseals]

Everyone makes fun of Shepard dancing, but james is a whole other level

[@starryscientistjulie]

^THIS. I came down to the comments section for this. And people give Shepard grief??

[@TheBristow55]

Seriously 10/10 video, these legitimately make me happy by just watching them. Bioware did something really special with this trilogy and I'm glad you were able to capture it in such a funny way.

[@gormauslander]

When he said "protect the heart of the colony", i felt that

[@steveredstone1711]

7:55 Shep just got roasted there.

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

Jennifer Hale's delivery is why FemShep is Best Shep for a Renegade playthrough

[@TheLanceUppercut]

Also a paragon one. FemShep is best Shep period.

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

7:34 Wrex, or favorite barbarian-thief multiclasser.

[@SoUniqueUser]

6:05 nooooo Garrus I loved those times when I’d listen to you and Tali say the same lines over and over because I only ever brought you two out anywhere

[@captainpazuzu]

Gotta love... "Really Commander?" Sigh. "Probing Uranus..."

[@Star_lord666]

My all-time fav is "big stupid jellyfish "

[@joshuaridgway3230]

Even on a paragon playthrough I do enough renegade acts to be able to carry that conversation out because it is so funny. Same for pushing the guy out the window in Thane’s recruitment mission.

[@Shaun_Jones]

That line appears at least once in all three games of the Trilogy (no idea if it’s in Andromeda, but I doubt it); and it’s said with the same delivery every time.

[@jeremyhire5516]

"this....this is green" lives rent free in my brain

[@HelenHunt69]

8:19 Is this a sort-of call back to "No one touches Oghren's junk and lives"?

[@brylo78]

The "Oh, goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" always makes me scream laugh lmao

[@rthorofthehillppl]

2:47 is one of my all time favorite interactions with a Volus. The top one is the "biotic god". Also, I never noticed that EDI's eye gets all wonky during the scene at 5:40

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

I bring her with me just to see that happen. Funny AF every time

[@ycrow7775]

This alone proves my theory - ME Trilogy is a giant shitpost and i LOVE it.

[@TheLanceUppercut]

Maybe not the entire trilogy, but Citadel was most certainly the best shitpost DLC of all time.

[@TheBlindRaven]

Garrus will always have the best lines too me 😅

[@Carl882]

3:36 the way u chase Liara XD

[@archerdark7524]

Go! Go! Go! Enemies everywhere! I will destroy you! You must die! Hold the line!

[@austinbutcher8106]

SCRATCH ONE

[@blairp6275]

That's it, bag em and tag em

[@Carlosmartinez117]

Where did these thermal clips come from I thought weapons cooled down. By far one of the most meta 4th wall lines in the games

[@treynienhuser2616]

I just now realized, that salarian said "tell your assassin to aim for her head, cuz she doesn't have a heart" thane shot said heartless bitch in the heart... I guess she did have one.

[@RyunoOhi]

I just played this mission yesterday, & it looked more like a gut shot to me. So, Thane took a third option.

[@n7kiingfreshii599]

Nice i literally just got recommended the 1st one and saw this one too. Awesome compilations! :)

[@RandomAwesomeDude]

Nothing tops Garrus's whispery impression of Liara saying "By the Goddess". Kills me everytime

[@shisho_sos8093]

12:25 It's like the Femshepherd is saying:"Did she just stole my..."

[@director1336]

My favourite part of the citadel dlc is when shep is pissed that the hamster was in the stuff being moved out. The “go for the eyes” part was amazing

[@Kat-fi5zl]

2:50 The simultaneous tilt they do gets me everytime

[@mtarantino42]

8:26 Liara is on opiates

[@zjay]

I have been waiting for this one for weeks, Goddess bless you

[@jademagic1828]

Sometimes I’ll just randomly shout “Protect the heart of the colony!” around my wife. I've done it so much now that she throws whatever is near her at me when I do 😂❤️ 0:10

[@spacehekate6167]

0:43 IS SO FUNNY HUH WHAHDJDJ😭

[@deerhead_]

THE CREDIT CHIT LINE!!! you're the best

[@vestarakhai5303]

3:25 "oh god" "don't ever say that name aloud" 🤣🤣

[@imperatoriacustodum4667]

Zaeed is one of my favourite. I may or may not now say goddamn because of him.

[@matheuszanlorenzi6076]

' This one has enkindled a few woman'

[@krudmonger]

So many renegade lines I had never heard before!

[@Xio189]

I was always astounded at the batshit crazy antics Shepard and the gang get into on the citadel.

[@augustusrobicheaux5160]

I love Thane's lines around 8:00

[@mochike]

i just love jennifer hale's deadpan delivery as shepard. her husky voice is so fitting for femshep! couldn't imagine anyone else as THE commaner shepard.

[@erinescobar8610]

“Swear I didn’t touch anything.” Me at work

[@rurukitty405]

Wrex: Relatable Garrus: My boi male Shepard: The guy I dated in High school Fem Shep: me for real

[@shakenbake7777]

i always forget fist can survive me1

[@talondarkfire]

"What the shit?!" lives rent free in my head at all times. Really great for any situation.

[@colemanstryk3r557]

4:34 One of my favorites, and the line about the Volus still waiting for the credits while you are deep in The Archives will never not be funny.

[@samuelclayhills3298]

11:55 At first I tought it was Samara and I was like tf Samara Grunt is basically a baby while you are super old and you won't date Shepard tf but then I read and saw it was Morinth thank fuck.

[@d22777]

Good video One of things I missed is the Salarian on Sur'kesh who tells you in a number of ways to stop touching his keyboard :D (and for a backround random character is really impressive, and downright hilarious. It goes from calm to annoyed to angry to tired :D Also the whole "Hold the line" monologue and Mordin's reference to it And while we talking about Mordin: Him singing :D Also Where is the line at 1:01? Who is Shepard talking to?

[@BMART1N7]

It's Nasana Dantius.

[@zzodysseuszz]

4:16 Bbbbbffffftttt😂 hahahahahhahaahah what the fuck were those zoom-in hahaha I’m dying in my bed lmao

[@swordsmenjay]

“I’m the only thing standing between you and a whole in the head” Fuck *studio laugh track*

[@loadeddice4696]

The turian security guard wants a donut. Which means either he wants to commit suicide by donut, or humans went to space, met turians, FOUGHT A SPACE WAR WITH TURIANS and then after that said "hey we have this thing called donuts, let's invent a version you guys can also eat"

[@kamarovcliffordsky3458]

*Finishes the video* I should go

[@gt4278]

LETS GO, PART 3

[@marcusrelicus728]

I just complete Mass Effect 1-3 and Andromeda like, just the other week; but after watching these compilations I've started another run. Thanks for fueling my crippling sci fi addiction 😆

[@kyochan2880]

EDI: I'm okay! 😅 Shepard and Joker: ... Really. 😂

[@thundercat_pumyra]

Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea.