Mass. lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Cape Cod coast

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The veteran Cape Cod lobster diver was positioned off the coast of Provincetown, about 35 feet down, when he was swallowed by a humpback whale.
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@ARMEDPATRIOT757
@ARMEDPATRIOT757 3 жыл бұрын
Last time that happened the story got written into a book.....
@kurtsherrick2066
@kurtsherrick2066 3 жыл бұрын
Dudes new Nickname will be Jonah. At least he didn't get spit out on the beach by Ninevah and have to preach for a month.
@FloridamadeJay81
@FloridamadeJay81 3 жыл бұрын
@@kurtsherrick2066 😂😂😂
@mikaeels.6477
@mikaeels.6477 3 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio
@jonathantan2469
@jonathantan2469 3 жыл бұрын
Mormons: "Hmmm... better write this one down..."
@helenmerrill3901
@helenmerrill3901 3 жыл бұрын
Was he running from gods will?
@HornWorm8
@HornWorm8 3 жыл бұрын
The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he's OK.
@blackholeofeternity7908
@blackholeofeternity7908 3 жыл бұрын
Wlm whale lives matters
@ReginaTrans_
@ReginaTrans_ 3 жыл бұрын
The whale thought EWW trash
@MercenaryBlackWaterz
@MercenaryBlackWaterz 3 жыл бұрын
I'm this man's lawyer and tell that whale we're suing for 1 trillion plankton for this hit and run on my client.
@MrFrog_
@MrFrog_ 3 жыл бұрын
@H Stop carping on.
@doughall4688
@doughall4688 3 жыл бұрын
Whale reports, you know, it's like swallowing a fly on a motorcycle, just spit-n-git.
@Kev621
@Kev621 3 жыл бұрын
No one is ever gonna outdo his story at Thanksgiving dinner...
@jimmygrant424
@jimmygrant424 3 жыл бұрын
Now are you talking about him or the WHALE???????
@voraciouschild9226
@voraciouschild9226 3 жыл бұрын
EVER!!!!
@elavke5441
@elavke5441 3 жыл бұрын
Ever
@carmenblackwell963
@carmenblackwell963 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4KbopmqftaCipI .
@khalove69
@khalove69 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@glasgato5770
@glasgato5770 3 жыл бұрын
Reporter: "That's the story coming to you live from Nineveh."
@princeharming8963
@princeharming8963 3 жыл бұрын
"Details at XI"
@rhoonah5849
@rhoonah5849 3 жыл бұрын
@@princeharming8963 Lol... that was clever.
@lx7531
@lx7531 3 жыл бұрын
Yea...not so far fetched after all.
@maggiemae2585
@maggiemae2585 3 жыл бұрын
😂🐳
@liveliness496
@liveliness496 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@andytuesday500
@andytuesday500 3 жыл бұрын
He definitely doesn’t need to worry about that happening twice. What’s the chances of it happening once. Best fishing story I’ve ever heard to be honest.
@113andyboy
@113andyboy 3 жыл бұрын
Yea you dont hear about them because they become whale food. There just missing one day.
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 3 жыл бұрын
AGREED.
@michaelmaltese939
@michaelmaltese939 3 жыл бұрын
did I ever tell you that I've been struck by lightning 7 times ? once I was just getting swallowed by a whale
@razzaus1570
@razzaus1570 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmaltese939 i think being swallowed by a whale beats out being struck 7 times by lightning.
@shonuf5152
@shonuf5152 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like no chance that lighting strikes twice huh?
@Righteousone18
@Righteousone18 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: I always imagined they'd taste different. 0 out of 5 stars, will not try again
@swtlikecndy4119
@swtlikecndy4119 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! I’m so glad whales don’t eat people, at least not purposely
@ahill3179
@ahill3179 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever!
@63bplumb
@63bplumb 3 жыл бұрын
That whole thing about: They taste like chicken?? That's total BS! (Whale to his friends)
@cjzanders5430
@cjzanders5430 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@KiamKweli
@KiamKweli 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Well played.
@bruceparker6142
@bruceparker6142 3 жыл бұрын
Whale's wife: Don't you kiss me with that mouth.
@kammiedi7941
@kammiedi7941 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CAPTAIN-xj5dd
@CAPTAIN-xj5dd 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@brionbraziel7968
@brionbraziel7968 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, hahahaaaa...
@charleskavoukjian3441
@charleskavoukjian3441 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud reading this thank you very much for that!!!
@christianc5161
@christianc5161 3 жыл бұрын
Your name is no longer Michael, you shall be called "Jonah".
@silentyouber2816
@silentyouber2816 3 жыл бұрын
Jonah The Second, huh? 😂😂😂
@thricegreat6018
@thricegreat6018 3 жыл бұрын
Jonah 2.0 🐳
@SheriSomething
@SheriSomething 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting his name is Michael, which means "Who is like God." The Story draws a parallel.
@jackiechan2558
@jackiechan2558 3 жыл бұрын
Yunus
@Awakened133
@Awakened133 3 жыл бұрын
Daniel 12:1, Michael shall stand up. You may want to go hear what Benjamin Netanyahu said yesterday in his exit speech. It was biblical.
@danielmoore6744
@danielmoore6744 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: "I once caught a human this big" /exaggerates
@jaywholoveseveryone1721
@jaywholoveseveryone1721 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Remo50Calx2
@Remo50Calx2 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2ekdoKMmL5-mMU
@purplespeckledappleeater8738
@purplespeckledappleeater8738 3 жыл бұрын
Other whales: Bro, no. We know you lying. Remember that time you caught a giant squid and it turned out to be a seal >:(
@lovegrace3719
@lovegrace3719 3 жыл бұрын
Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ everyone. The Bible stories are. Really real. Amen.
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK 3 жыл бұрын
best.!
@anthonycoleman9593
@anthonycoleman9593 3 жыл бұрын
Sitting at his local bar, no other stories will top this one.
@fredygump5578
@fredygump5578 3 жыл бұрын
The story would be way cooler if his buddy laso-ed his leg, and then pulled the whale up on shore with him still in the whale's mouth. Now THAT would be a fishing story!
@davidjorgensen877
@davidjorgensen877 3 жыл бұрын
Whale Swallowing Support Group, call 1-888-18-JONAH
@Discipleofthelordandjesus
@Discipleofthelordandjesus 3 жыл бұрын
@@fredygump5578 fredy gump has the IQ of Forrest gump adding dumb dialogue
@carmenblackwell963
@carmenblackwell963 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4KbopmqftaCipI .
@constructionproduction4965
@constructionproduction4965 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is frustrated that he didn’t have a GoPro on him
@pear7828
@pear7828 3 жыл бұрын
😶No, Not Really. I suspect, at least for me it's, ..Sort of like when you're a kid & somebody tells U what's it's actually like in a Kangaroo's pouch. ..🤢 I got a feeling it's more disgusting than amazing. Plus, I wouldn't doubt somebody probably already have toss 1 in a whale already..
@rockm9222
@rockm9222 3 жыл бұрын
When somebody else almost dies and you feel frustrated you didn't get to see, check your ego, the world doesn't revolve around you lol
@constructionproduction4965
@constructionproduction4965 3 жыл бұрын
@@rockm9222 Almost died there hasn’t been any deaths due from A whale mouth Everkzbin.info/www/bejne/a3ulfqmLgq-or7M
@unknown-er4dk
@unknown-er4dk 3 жыл бұрын
@@rockm9222 well I guess my ego is the best bc he should of had one
@shannoncalleja2209
@shannoncalleja2209 3 жыл бұрын
@@rockm9222 When somebody has to take a shot at a total stranger for no apparent reason. The world doesn't revolve around YOU either. "lol"
@angelajohnson6659
@angelajohnson6659 3 жыл бұрын
Whale is still trying to get the taste of cigarettes and whiskey out of his mouth!
@jsj31313jj
@jsj31313jj 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lizelizondogo1217
@lizelizondogo1217 3 жыл бұрын
Funnnyyyyyyyy
@unknown-er4dk
@unknown-er4dk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@vegashotboi2151
@vegashotboi2151 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@feleciaclemons5074
@feleciaclemons5074 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brigreen689
@brigreen689 3 жыл бұрын
He's lucky he had witnesses. His wife probably would have given him a hard time running late coming home😂😅
@weareallgodschildrenlovefr9556
@weareallgodschildrenlovefr9556 3 жыл бұрын
And smelling fishy 👻👻👻
@roryvonbrutt7302
@roryvonbrutt7302 3 жыл бұрын
@@weareallgodschildrenlovefr9556 ..... CLASSIC ! ! !
@alkatraz706
@alkatraz706 3 жыл бұрын
hahah
@DP-ot6zf
@DP-ot6zf 3 жыл бұрын
The soft tissue damage and other junk on his body would be identified at the hospital. Faking those injuries would be _very_ hard to do.
@c.s.7266
@c.s.7266 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@louiewatson9389
@louiewatson9389 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the camera guy thought it was important to zoom in on his pack of american spirits and they label his wife "lobsterman's wife" is hilarious 😂
@whyputaname
@whyputaname 3 жыл бұрын
@Chen Beixuan 👍👍
@rippspeck
@rippspeck 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. You just gotta love local news, man!
@cjcedeno7840
@cjcedeno7840 3 жыл бұрын
@Chen Beixuan lmfao
@simonsmith2642
@simonsmith2642 3 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, people still smoke.
@Remo50Calx2
@Remo50Calx2 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJzGY4htZtGfhsk
@snoogiebug
@snoogiebug 3 жыл бұрын
He’s just lucky the whale was a spitter and not a swallower.
@marykay1946
@marykay1946 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@Thatsright-tr2ks
@Thatsright-tr2ks 3 жыл бұрын
My bf wishes the opposite
@Squidmoto3
@Squidmoto3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thatsright-tr2ks a whale that size wouldn't be capable of swallowing him - but a whale your size would you nasty freak
@eddiedeleon3784
@eddiedeleon3784 3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna like this but you're at 69 and I have to respect it.
@dhada26
@dhada26 3 жыл бұрын
My gf gargle it
@shakkazbra4984
@shakkazbra4984 3 жыл бұрын
Whales Friends: Hey….Did you do it? Whale: Yes I did it….Now where’s my 20$?
@theneification
@theneification 3 жыл бұрын
The dollar sign comes before the digit. Just thought you should know :)
@Fever5Live215-gc7hx
@Fever5Live215-gc7hx 3 жыл бұрын
@@theneification new it really doesn't matter when being fun. Real clown
@theneification
@theneification 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fever5Live215-gc7hx Your grammar is written like a true clown.
@Sebastianx007
@Sebastianx007 3 жыл бұрын
😁
@NatzTalk
@NatzTalk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cococonutt
@Cococonutt 3 жыл бұрын
The whale: omg guys I almost swallowed a human it was so disgusting I was like gagging omg
@gracecatz3996
@gracecatz3996 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mgoncalves5596
@mgoncalves5596 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vogelvogeltje
@vogelvogeltje 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: OMG OMG OMG EWW EWW EWW 🤮🤮🤮
@GT-mn3bx
@GT-mn3bx 3 жыл бұрын
Gag me with a spoon!
@CARNELIANTURQUOISE
@CARNELIANTURQUOISE 3 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂😆😁😄😃😀😜
@JP-yx7je
@JP-yx7je 3 жыл бұрын
That whale tasted Sam Adams and cigarettes and knew that was no fish.
@22lrjayden81
@22lrjayden81 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂underrated here
@shonuf5152
@shonuf5152 3 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@khalove69
@khalove69 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Liteskinblacknotmix3d
@Liteskinblacknotmix3d 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@samadams219
@samadams219 3 жыл бұрын
No the whale didn't taste me. 😤
@jviewz88
@jviewz88 3 жыл бұрын
“He was shaking his head trying to eject me outta his mouth” LMAO THAT MADE ME LAUGH. Glad he’s ok
@moniquejones6482
@moniquejones6482 3 жыл бұрын
When i read the title... I was like what? Isn't he to large for the whale to swallow?
@commiesnzombies
@commiesnzombies 3 жыл бұрын
this dude and the dude who flipped out when he seen a mola mola sunning itself and thought it was a baby whale dying should go fishing together
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
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@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST For By Jesus All Things Are Created I'm Here For The News Of The Kingdom Of God And While Religion Has You Doing Good Deeds To Earn Salvation The Biblical Jesus Died And Rose Again For The Forgiveness Of Sin And By Grace You Are Saved So You Walk In Him For He Loved Us So We Love The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST Jesus Is Love And The Only Way To Be Saved Is Through The Jesus Of The Bible Only Amen
@johnyoung2702
@johnyoung2702 3 жыл бұрын
"I realized I was in a whales mouth" "You figured that out while you were in the whales mouth?" Lmao 🤣
@judd0112
@judd0112 3 жыл бұрын
He pulled out his bic lighter and illuminated the inside of the mouth. Oh wait he’s under water. That’s how fake this story is. Fake news.
@johnyoung2702
@johnyoung2702 3 жыл бұрын
@@judd0112 🤣🤣🤣
@redmanjohnson4616
@redmanjohnson4616 3 жыл бұрын
@@judd0112 .... Exactly nobody actually saw him in the whales mouth and he said it didn't break any skin well duh whales don't have teeth
@kathryncarter6143
@kathryncarter6143 3 жыл бұрын
Well he sure wasn't in the lobsters mouth
@starscream2541
@starscream2541 3 жыл бұрын
Can't make this up I swear!! 😂🤣😂😂
@tinkertanner165
@tinkertanner165 3 жыл бұрын
So Jonah and the whale is a true story. Hmm, go figure.
@robertallan6373
@robertallan6373 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, I don't think so.
@donkeykong2715
@donkeykong2715 3 жыл бұрын
Jonah was actually swallowed by underwater ufo. Jonah describes flashing lights inside like a submarine dashboard
@chriswells1440
@chriswells1440 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it's true...
@beaconing7689
@beaconing7689 3 жыл бұрын
what are you smoking ? please give me some
@EK-pr3ij
@EK-pr3ij 3 жыл бұрын
Jonah was in there for 3 days
@0021able
@0021able 3 жыл бұрын
“ whale was shaking his mouth trying to eject me” Whale: ewwwww human
@laurenszijlstra8188
@laurenszijlstra8188 3 жыл бұрын
Sus
@paulthealien8028
@paulthealien8028 3 жыл бұрын
@baked dorito except your girl
@jasonnorthcarolina190
@jasonnorthcarolina190 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gvs6462
@gvs6462 3 жыл бұрын
@baked dorito Hahaha well said 👍🏿
@carmenblackwell963
@carmenblackwell963 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4KbopmqftaCipI .
@dontmindme2246
@dontmindme2246 3 жыл бұрын
"Where should we set up shot for this whale story? A beach? Waterfront by a building, a wharf? "Nah lets set up by the highway. My background shot will just be cars and trees thats good enough!
@pokellaa
@pokellaa 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 3 жыл бұрын
I know! That area has so many great locations and all they could find was a highway!
@Mr.Seifislam
@Mr.Seifislam 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HayroHaryo
@HayroHaryo 3 жыл бұрын
A whale on the highway! Lol it"s so very true. My dad told me the the jeep was swallowed by the whale, when I asked him where was the jeep? He used to drive us to the beach by that jeep to swim. Reality was, he sold it to feed me and the rest of the family. God knows how I missed that whale story
@JohnCrichton
@JohnCrichton 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@johnhardin4358
@johnhardin4358 3 жыл бұрын
Even Jonah got puked out. Whales get killed by humans in a variety of ways, but they find us distasteful.
@lydiankennin2253
@lydiankennin2253 3 жыл бұрын
Humpback whales cannot physically swallow people. They have a throat designed to take krill, nothing bigger
@SynnJynn
@SynnJynn 3 жыл бұрын
🙄
@bsp5161
@bsp5161 3 жыл бұрын
Big fish
@NatzTalk
@NatzTalk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao besides humans are despicable why swallow that?!
@tigercat73
@tigercat73 3 жыл бұрын
The whale tasted the American spirits and coughed him up.
@andytuesday500
@andytuesday500 3 жыл бұрын
The cure for whale attacks is cigarettes. Who knew
@oblivionnow92
@oblivionnow92 3 жыл бұрын
You beat me to that one
@hellosheeple2048
@hellosheeple2048 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏼
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 3 жыл бұрын
there were none.
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 3 жыл бұрын
Would Marlboro reds do the same? Newport lights?
@ryansaunders65
@ryansaunders65 3 жыл бұрын
Lobsters: I need you to send this guy a message Whale: Hold my fish
@Peace-lr7mt
@Peace-lr7mt 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MzBlizzy
@MzBlizzy 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@houndsofvalor
@houndsofvalor 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🐳🐳🐳
@jaimemendoza1212
@jaimemendoza1212 3 жыл бұрын
Ded
@the_larsonfamily
@the_larsonfamily 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he's doing whale😄. Let's send him a get whale card.
@silverrob6868
@silverrob6868 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It took a second, but I get it.
@Dtom-zr9jz
@Dtom-zr9jz 3 жыл бұрын
That is awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tprophesys5373
@tprophesys5373 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@maureenomeara5936
@maureenomeara5936 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny. Seriously I am glad the gentleman is okay.
@catholicfaithofmine2664
@catholicfaithofmine2664 3 жыл бұрын
A Fudgy the Whale cake for sure!
@McChicken03
@McChicken03 3 жыл бұрын
The whale was probably apologizing when it swam away. Just saying “Sorry human, I just wanted some krill.”
@finnilrebna348
@finnilrebna348 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The Lobster mobsters hired the whale!
@z0634
@z0634 3 жыл бұрын
Low Level Lobster: Stinkin Humans are back again boss Boss Lobster: Call Tiny
@lisarivera2745
@lisarivera2745 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@bernieweber4663
@bernieweber4663 3 жыл бұрын
Those sons of beaches are at it again...
@ivoryfyall4231
@ivoryfyall4231 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@swtlikecndy4119
@swtlikecndy4119 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🥲😂
@GeographRick
@GeographRick 3 жыл бұрын
"He came flying out of the water feet first." That would have been something to see.
@nextfitness22
@nextfitness22 3 жыл бұрын
👀
@malikjordan833
@malikjordan833 3 жыл бұрын
I know that made me chuckle
@cathyaudette1060
@cathyaudette1060 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, where have I heard this before?? Oh YES! The Bible.
@sweetsongstress7398
@sweetsongstress7398 3 жыл бұрын
Oh brother.... nonsensical. He might get a book deal. More power to him
@cinderellie9583
@cinderellie9583 3 жыл бұрын
Ide rather do it than see it!
@somerandomnification
@somerandomnification 3 жыл бұрын
A whale somewhere: "I hate it when those things get stuck in my teeth."
@christinailes7846
@christinailes7846 3 жыл бұрын
Humpbacks don't have teeth.
@somerandomnification
@somerandomnification 3 жыл бұрын
@@christinailes7846 Yes, I thought the anthropomorhism would enhance the joke a bit. I didn't think "I hate it when those things get caught in my baleen" sounded as funny. While we're at it, though, maybe I should also point out that I'm also aware that humpbacks almost certainly don't think in English. Cheers.
@christinailes7846
@christinailes7846 3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomnification you never know right? Lol Have a goodnight
@somerandomnification
@somerandomnification 3 жыл бұрын
@@christinailes7846 You too :)
@nighthawkarts
@nighthawkarts 3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomnification I hate it when those things get caught in my baleen was a better joke” and even better joke would just be ... 🏊‍♂️ + 🐋 = 🤮
@aliciaaltair
@aliciaaltair 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine for the whale it must have been like when you're riding on your motorcycle and suddenly you're choking on a cicada.
@michaelbrinks8089
@michaelbrinks8089 3 жыл бұрын
The rain stings your face when you're doing 65, you really feel it when a June bug hits your face at 65
@pinkbutterfly7880
@pinkbutterfly7880 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
@rbmiller3346
@rbmiller3346 3 жыл бұрын
@John Smith P prefer mine batter fried with sweet and sour sauce.
@benjamindover7399
@benjamindover7399 3 жыл бұрын
Proof that after everything humans have done to whales, they never hurt US intentionally.
@AFatalPapercut
@AFatalPapercut 3 жыл бұрын
lmao okay guy
@wolfhunter6711
@wolfhunter6711 3 жыл бұрын
Your are delusional.
@SteveinSanFrancisco
@SteveinSanFrancisco 3 жыл бұрын
@Dogs are Evil well... I think his point is that they are gentle and intelligent creatures and obviously capable of more compassion than we are 🙄
@FlaMan991
@FlaMan991 3 жыл бұрын
Does Sea World come to mind
@shawnmurray9964
@shawnmurray9964 3 жыл бұрын
@Dogs are Evil That’s a crazy delusional statement. Your screen name says it all.
@mimimelendez6594
@mimimelendez6594 3 жыл бұрын
Whale shook his head cuz the “fish” tasted different and spit him out. On another note, I’m glad he’s okay!
@AaAa-ke6cz
@AaAa-ke6cz 3 жыл бұрын
ngl the whale shoulda been worried too, their throat isn't that big so the whale could have actually died
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
1 Corinthians Chapter 15 Is The Ressurrection Creed That Paul Had Received Only 3-5 Years After Jesus Crucifiction And Had It Written 20 Years Later In A.D 54-55 And Jesus Went On The Cross At A.D 30 Also The Tel Dan Inscription States The House Of David On It And The Moabite Stone Records Mesha Just Like The Bible Worshipping Yahweh The Pool Of Siloam When Jesus Heals The Guy Is Also A Real Place And The Book Of Acts Gets The Environment Of The First Century Correct Which Myths Do Not Do It States Drusilla And Felix Got Married While Josephus The Jewish Historian Records The Same Thing And Believing In The Jesus Of The Bible And Christianity We Are Saved By Grace Not Of Ourselves It Is The Free Gift Of God By Repenting And Putting On The Lord Jesus Christ While Jehovah Witness And Mormonism Do Not Think They Are Saved And Are Earning Salvation To Get It However The Biblical Jesus Is The Only Way And Its Not About Achieving It Rather It Is More Like Receiving Christ To Be Saved In Him And Your Works Are The Fruit Of Your Salvation Amen And 2 Timothy 4:11 States Bring The Cloak I Left At Carpus Indicating It Was Authentic And Jesus Is More Worth It For Everlasting Life And Gary Habermas Has The Greatest Case For The Ressurection And Dr. James Tour On KZbin Also Shows The Reasons It Wasnt An Accident God Bless Jesus Is Lord Five Scientific Reasons To Believe In God kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqW2iayoet-LqZY James Tour Video Showing It Wasn't Evolution kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGXWgWR7Zq-Xlbs Jesus And His Ressurection Video kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2HMdYGCrdKKjK8 Gary Habermas On Jesus kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6rCdZVqh9yNla8 The Reliability Of The New Testament inspiringphilosophy.org/defending-christianity/ Jesus Is The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST For By Jesus All Things Are Created I'm Here For The News Of The Kingdom Of God And While Religion Has You Doing Good Deeds To Earn Salvation The Biblical Jesus Died And Rose Again For The Forgiveness Of Sin And By Grace You Are Saved So You Walk In Him For He Loved Us So We Love The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST Jesus Is Love And The Only Way To Be Saved Is Through The Jesus Of The Bible Only Amen
@mimimelendez6594
@mimimelendez6594 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelord3561 I’m so glad the Lord had time to write to me On KZbin. 😇 Amen.
@UserInterface00
@UserInterface00 3 жыл бұрын
Reporter: “It is a whale of a tale” “A whopper of a fish story” He knows his puns 😂😂
@fosty.
@fosty. 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think those are puns
@calebduarte5255
@calebduarte5255 3 жыл бұрын
@@fosty. Well, wordplay, puns. Same difference
@blakelowrey9620
@blakelowrey9620 3 жыл бұрын
@@calebduarte5255 he's just sad that he's not punny
@KjSucksAtGames
@KjSucksAtGames 3 жыл бұрын
@@fosty. Yes they are.
@sweetsongstress7398
@sweetsongstress7398 3 жыл бұрын
Just another big fish tail.... lol
@donovans.5241
@donovans.5241 3 жыл бұрын
I've actually done a bit of research on this a while back. This makes him only one of a few people in history to survive a confirmed swallowing by a whale. Usually, the person dies in the whales mouth before being ejected by being crushed to death as the whale filters the water for plankton, or they die within a day or two from crushed internal organs. He's lucky and has an amazing story now.
@shamrock32
@shamrock32 3 жыл бұрын
Well thank you Mr. Scientist, very thorough report.
@donovans.5241
@donovans.5241 3 жыл бұрын
@@shamrock32 Your welcome. And yes, I picked up on the condescending tone of your reply. It's the KZbin comment section, it's not that serious, lol.
@MrDrManPerson
@MrDrManPerson 3 жыл бұрын
Hey there just a quick correction, he was never swallowed. He was placed in its mouth. I have heard that most all whales cannot swallow human as their throats are too small.
@donovans.5241
@donovans.5241 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDrManPerson yes, thanks for that. Most baleen whales have very small throats so they are not technically "swallowed". Good catch.
@panzertracks
@panzertracks 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that the wife has a whale tail pendant on her is hilarious!
@Smeegle653
@Smeegle653 3 жыл бұрын
Great observation... you think she paid that whale to do that 🤣🤣
@jaimemendoza1212
@jaimemendoza1212 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. The whale and the wife have a thing and they tried to x this foo out. The whale gave her the pendant on their anniversary.
@stumpy32
@stumpy32 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! I also love how her caption reads "Lobsterman's Wife"!
@funnyfack9854
@funnyfack9854 3 жыл бұрын
@@Smeegle653 dirty deeds don't dirt cheap
@panzertracks
@panzertracks 3 жыл бұрын
@@Smeegle653 Well the wife is driving around in a expensive SUV (Lexus) so, may be a hit job.
@williampettengill5851
@williampettengill5851 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie doesn't want divers with good taste, he wants divers that taste good!
@shonuf5152
@shonuf5152 3 жыл бұрын
Dogg! 😁
@petepeter1857
@petepeter1857 3 жыл бұрын
Epic! 🤣
@jeboccuzzi10
@jeboccuzzi10 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@teresamessenger5399
@teresamessenger5399 3 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@CCRider-if7mw
@CCRider-if7mw 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!
@oldguy2764
@oldguy2764 3 жыл бұрын
I have heard about a human throwing a fish back. But I have never heard about a fish throwing a human back.
@tipsybass7060
@tipsybass7060 3 жыл бұрын
E well.. a whale is a mammal. They have live births like almost all other mammals.. fish lay eggs.
@MrFrog_
@MrFrog_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@tipsybass7060 My dog is brown.
@voraciouschild9226
@voraciouschild9226 3 жыл бұрын
He smokes, even whales despise smokers.🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😆😆
@iamtheomega
@iamtheomega 3 жыл бұрын
"Jonah and the whale" is suddenly, vastly more believable now...
@babygrinchjr6016
@babygrinchjr6016 3 жыл бұрын
Famous story in Bible, WORDofGOD!?
@royalzak2670
@royalzak2670 3 жыл бұрын
Atheists are seething
@sf55514
@sf55514 3 жыл бұрын
The scriptures are everywhere it is the living WORD of GOD JESUS CHRIST is the WORD of GOD made flesh and dwelt among us. "Call unto me and I will answer you and show you great and mighty things you know not of " Start calling. HIS Rapture is Imminent. The eternal losers people know this is why all the deception. "All who call on the name of the LORD will be saved " JESUS CHRIST is the LORD. " There is no other name under heaven by which mankind can be saved " HE is the LORD GOD HE changes not. HE led a group of elephants to saftey in China males and all. Males don't travel with females. All the so called experts couldn't figure it out. GOD was saving them. Noah. Since they left there has been severe flooding where they left from South China.
@ogChaaka
@ogChaaka 3 жыл бұрын
Whale refuses to swallow. Spits out the seaman. More at 11
@dalhousiekid
@dalhousiekid 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
@neckbonz3152
@neckbonz3152 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Lol
@Quicks1lvr
@Quicks1lvr 3 жыл бұрын
His new nickname is going to be "Jonah"
@onion6foot
@onion6foot 3 жыл бұрын
Or pinocchio.
@earlem9771
@earlem9771 3 жыл бұрын
@@onion6foot there always is a sceptic. Smh
@onion6foot
@onion6foot 3 жыл бұрын
@@earlem9771 Oh, I didn't mean I thought he was lying. I thought Pinocchio got swallowed by a whale ( Monsto) and lit a fire inside him to make him sneeze. I wasn't being a sceptic about this.
@MrDrManPerson
@MrDrManPerson 3 жыл бұрын
@@earlem9771 it is spelled skeptic. And nothing wrong with being a skeptic, otherwise you would make really dumb decisions.
@earlem9771
@earlem9771 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDrManPerson both spellings are acceptable. There is nothing wrong with asking questions and being sceptical at first. However being sceptical of the Bible is foolish. Sceptics generally don’t want to accept the fact that the Bible is indeed true as well as the God of the Bible.
@johnshanklin5467
@johnshanklin5467 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: " this fish taste like 💩 you're outta here!"
@JKARAZMOJML
@JKARAZMOJML 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe its good we eat terrible food here in america
@stepheneubanks7900
@stepheneubanks7900 3 жыл бұрын
🎯😂😂😂😂
@krane15
@krane15 3 жыл бұрын
Fortunate for him. Even sharks spit out humans although after they bite down. He's just lucky it wasn't a toothed whale.
@rumhave9632
@rumhave9632 3 жыл бұрын
He should go preach repentance to that city that God told him to.
@mrs.greaterworks6605
@mrs.greaterworks6605 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😳Jesus!!!!
@mindtooinclined7102
@mindtooinclined7102 3 жыл бұрын
God still ends up Destroying that City & all the inhabitants 2 Chapters later sooo. God does what he wants, when he wants
@belovedaam2343
@belovedaam2343 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣👏🏽🔥👏🏽🔥🤣😂🤣
@TroublezAhead00
@TroublezAhead00 3 жыл бұрын
@@mindtooinclined7102 Yeah that's not true at all. I don't know why you chose to deliberately lie about it. It's only 4 chapters long and they are very short. I just read it.
@mindtooinclined7102
@mindtooinclined7102 3 жыл бұрын
@@TroublezAhead00 Nineveh was Destroyed after Jonah's Visit during the seige of Nabopolassar and Cyaxares. So I stand Correct, God directs mens Path in War, just as He did erect a King & Kingdom throughout secular History as well as brought them to Desolation.
@rainbowbrony12
@rainbowbrony12 3 жыл бұрын
Never has the term "story of biblical proportions" been more accurate.
@kenh3757
@kenh3757 3 жыл бұрын
"Biblic proportions" , get it right
@sumaryp8963
@sumaryp8963 3 жыл бұрын
@Blue Skies bro chill they just said biblic in the video, not his fault if they got it wrong
@shebrew4807
@shebrew4807 3 жыл бұрын
@@sumaryp8963 Yes it is just because they are dumb and said it wrong don’t mean he has to follow dummies. 😂
@shebrew4807
@shebrew4807 3 жыл бұрын
Do all the people that commented here know that the Bible is not a Religious Book but it’s the History Book of a particular group of people the Most High Almighty chose?
@insertusernamehere7089
@insertusernamehere7089 3 жыл бұрын
@@shebrew4807 😂🤣 Show me proof that every event in the bible happened(other records that are not bible-related). Also, if a Jesus-like figure truly existed he wouldn't have been white like he is portrayed by christianity.
@capricioushorse
@capricioushorse 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@jaimejimenez4223
@jaimejimenez4223 3 жыл бұрын
Mans was just tryna eat sum PLANkton
@notahotshot
@notahotshot 3 жыл бұрын
"Your day is ruined!? Your day!?" ~ Man, probably
@carmenblackwell963
@carmenblackwell963 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4KbopmqftaCipI .
@Thatsright-tr2ks
@Thatsright-tr2ks 3 жыл бұрын
Awww. I love him
@tarabooartarmy3654
@tarabooartarmy3654 3 жыл бұрын
ReviewBrah lol
@johnwood551
@johnwood551 3 жыл бұрын
And he’s changing his name to Jonah .Whale said he wasn’t legal size and not a keeper.
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
1 Corinthians Chapter 15 Is The Ressurrection Creed That Paul Had Received Only 3-5 Years After Jesus Crucifiction And Had It Written 20 Years Later In A.D 54-55 And Jesus Went On The Cross At A.D 30 Also The Tel Dan Inscription States The House Of David On It And The Moabite Stone Records Mesha Just Like The Bible Worshipping Yahweh The Pool Of Siloam When Jesus Heals The Guy Is Also A Real Place And The Book Of Acts Gets The Environment Of The First Century Correct Which Myths Do Not Do It States Drusilla And Felix Got Married While Josephus The Jewish Historian Records The Same Thing And Believing In The Jesus Of The Bible And Christianity We Are Saved By Grace Not Of Ourselves It Is The Free Gift Of God By Repenting And Putting On The Lord Jesus Christ While Jehovah Witness And Mormonism Do Not Think They Are Saved And Are Earning Salvation To Get It However The Biblical Jesus Is The Only Way And Its Not About Achieving It Rather It Is More Like Receiving Christ To Be Saved In Him And Your Works Are The Fruit Of Your Salvation Amen And 2 Timothy 4:11 States Bring The Cloak I Left At Carpus Indicating It Was Authentic And Jesus Is More Worth It For Everlasting Life And Gary Habermas Has The Greatest Case For The Ressurection And Dr. James Tour On KZbin Also Shows The Reasons It Wasnt An Accident God Bless Jesus Is Lord Five Scientific Reasons To Believe In God kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqW2iayoet-LqZY James Tour Video Showing It Wasn't Evolution kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGXWgWR7Zq-Xlbs Jesus And His Ressurection Video kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2HMdYGCrdKKjK8 Gary Habermas On Jesus kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6rCdZVqh9yNla8 The Reliability Of The New Testament inspiringphilosophy.org/defending-christianity/ Jesus Is The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST For By Jesus All Things Are Created I'm Here For The News Of The Kingdom Of God And While Religion Has You Doing Good Deeds To Earn Salvation The Biblical Jesus Died And Rose Again For The Forgiveness Of Sin And By Grace You Are Saved So You Walk In Him For He Loved Us So We Love The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST Jesus Is Love And The Only Way To Be Saved Is Through The Jesus Of The Bible Only Amen
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.
@donotsupportterroristgroups
@donotsupportterroristgroups 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he survive this encounter. He will have the best story to tell his grandchildren ever!
@KissTheSon401
@KissTheSon401 3 жыл бұрын
And yet people still mock the account of Jonah and the whale
@coleeason6007
@coleeason6007 3 жыл бұрын
The Bible story is a metaphor
@alecnolastname4362
@alecnolastname4362 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because nothing organic will last that long in stomach acid. Being eaten by a whale is reasonable, being spat up by one 3days* later is a tall tale. *recurring length of time in holy stories for how long miracles take
@doubtful_seer
@doubtful_seer 3 жыл бұрын
If you think 20 to 30 seconds in the mouth is the same as 3 days in the stomach....
@KissTheSon401
@KissTheSon401 3 жыл бұрын
@@doubtful_seer Do you believe the Big Bang?
@KissTheSon401
@KissTheSon401 3 жыл бұрын
@@coleeason6007 That's your subjective opinion which has no scriptural backing
@TheElevateYourselfPodcast
@TheElevateYourselfPodcast 3 жыл бұрын
So all those years I thought the story of Jonah was too far-fetched….
@migdaliabeauchamp4563
@migdaliabeauchamp4563 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly LOL
@blacksmoke3113
@blacksmoke3113 3 жыл бұрын
It IS, first this was a whale, not a fish. Second, no fish is big enough to swallow a man whole. Third, oxygen. There is NONE in a fishs stomach. Fourth, there IS acid though. Did jonah breathe that instead of oxygen? Finally, even if we grant god, who is supposed to be omniscient, cant tell the difference between fish and whales(possible since he thinks bats are birds and rabbits chew cud, the worst zoologist/biologist EVER) then the EXACT SAME arguments apply, save that in the VERY few cases like this, the whale NEVER swallows, its intelligent enough to recognize the foreign object in its mouth and spit it out first. Ergo, jonah is STILL one of the most ludicrous stories in the bible.
@pmczapczara5332
@pmczapczara5332 3 жыл бұрын
@@blacksmoke3113 except that Jesus referenced it himself when referring to His own resurrection... Matt 12:39-41.
@starofthehighestpowers9837
@starofthehighestpowers9837 3 жыл бұрын
@Ethan you can just run with any theory without analyzing it. The bible claims Jonah was inside the belly for 3 days...this man wasn't.
@kittyticklehips
@kittyticklehips 3 жыл бұрын
LOL the whales like “i ain’t eating that”
@Seeker0fTruth
@Seeker0fTruth 3 жыл бұрын
Not “Biblic proportions…” it’s BIBLICAL proportions
@joeturtleneck2300
@joeturtleneck2300 3 жыл бұрын
not really. he didnt live in the whales mouth
@shanewright2213
@shanewright2213 3 жыл бұрын
Don't feel that was a mistake. XMAS
@butterchuggins5409
@butterchuggins5409 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about that one.
@pamelaliegh
@pamelaliegh 3 жыл бұрын
@@shanewright2213 agreed. Not a mistake
@Peter-zy5ox
@Peter-zy5ox 3 жыл бұрын
He should read the book of Jonah again 😀 Praise God he’s alive
@joshuaburba1048
@joshuaburba1048 3 жыл бұрын
@Bliksem You're incorrect on 2 counts. First, the Bible says that a "large fish" swallowed Jonah. Yes, it could have been a whale, but it's also possible it wasn't. Second, regardless of whether it was a whale or not, if God was orchestrating those events, obviously He could command the fish when to spit Jonah out (which He did), so there is no reason it would have necessarily spat him out as quick as this guy. You're leaving out large chunks of the biblical context in making your assertion. Have a good one.
@joshuaburba1048
@joshuaburba1048 3 жыл бұрын
@Bliksem Gotcha, my mistake. However, if God orchestrated those events, there would be nothing ridiculous about it.
@deepthinking8633
@deepthinking8633 3 жыл бұрын
@Bliksem you’re literally watching a story about a man that was swolled and spirt out by a fish in 2021 & you still think it’s not possible? 😂😂😂😂 you’re going to be in for a rude awakening one day if you don’t realize the truth.
@dvh_voltz9761
@dvh_voltz9761 3 жыл бұрын
The story is also in the Quran
@WasLostButNowAmFound
@WasLostButNowAmFound 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaburba1048 and in a hermeneutical argument jonah died in the whales stomach.
@zgobermn6895
@zgobermn6895 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: 'Yuk, what an awful tasting fish! Eeow.'
@genieinabottle8306
@genieinabottle8306 3 жыл бұрын
🐋: "I ordered a tuna melt, damnit!"
@alexcarter8807
@alexcarter8807 3 жыл бұрын
Like the time I almost ate a wheel bug. It's been years and I'm fuzzy on the details but I believe I'd put a snack down on my desk and did something else for a few minutes, came back and put the snack, whatever it was, in my mouth but in the meantime Mr. wheel bug had found it also. The wheel bug did not taste good, and I managed to get it out of my mouth with little damage, so I guess the bug had a story too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_bug
@tedhatfield9967
@tedhatfield9967 3 жыл бұрын
the whale on Under Sea News at 10 "I almost choked to death on a human!"
@channel4change430
@channel4change430 3 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!.... no one would believe him!
@MrTmoney0918
@MrTmoney0918 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MrWildbill
@MrWildbill 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure I would take lottery numbers from him, he used up an awful lot of luck on his last play.
@tommyodonovan3883
@tommyodonovan3883 3 жыл бұрын
If he was lucky he wouldn't have been swallowed by a Whale.
@vajraentite133
@vajraentite133 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommyodonovan3883 reverse uno card, you can argue that being swallowed by a whale is so rare that its very lucky of him for being swallowed.
@wiserdaley2191
@wiserdaley2191 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow!!!!! Lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣super punchline!!!!!!
@johnlane9849
@johnlane9849 3 жыл бұрын
@@vajraentite133 Exactly
@stealthxg5045
@stealthxg5045 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommyodonovan3883 He wasn't swallowed, he just entered and exited the mouth.
@davidwarren9204
@davidwarren9204 3 жыл бұрын
"Caught in the mouth" is not "swallowed". Nonetheless, heck of a thing to happen :)
@davestuart1581
@davestuart1581 3 жыл бұрын
lmao... Close enough for the girls I go with! 🤣
@lordflame89
@lordflame89 3 жыл бұрын
Both him and the whale would have died if he was actually swallowed.
@tomsmith8511
@tomsmith8511 3 жыл бұрын
@@davestuart1581 🤣🤣🤣👍
@jrambo7495
@jrambo7495 3 жыл бұрын
@@davestuart1581 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@homemprovmentguy
@homemprovmentguy 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s not start changing the definition of “swallowed” now, or many of us wouldn’t be here 😝😝😝
@PSICK1234ikillallracistrolls
@PSICK1234ikillallracistrolls 3 жыл бұрын
" yuck this tastes like wet dog,Pall mall's and cheap beer.. I will pass." Whale.
@jkgkjgkijk
@jkgkjgkijk 3 жыл бұрын
Pronounced: "Pell Mell"...the Doctor's choice 👍
@jesselee4913
@jesselee4913 3 жыл бұрын
Those were American spirit menthol lights…just sayn
@dankish4208
@dankish4208 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the news called his wife lobstermans wife 😂
@nicoledavis6344
@nicoledavis6344 3 жыл бұрын
A modern day Jonah lol…I can’t begin to imagine how scary that must’ve been so glad he’s ok
@treyivey5431
@treyivey5431 3 жыл бұрын
Jonah went to the belly tho.. crazy huh
@MrDrManPerson
@MrDrManPerson 3 жыл бұрын
@@treyivey5431 Well... If jonah was real you know?
@amandab8433
@amandab8433 3 жыл бұрын
It's impossible for it to have happened. A humpback whales throat is only about the diameter of a fist, although it can stretch to 15 inches, but not larger. I seriously am appalled that the news posted it without researching.
@nicoledavis6344
@nicoledavis6344 3 жыл бұрын
@@amandab8433 what you’re saying would make sense if the man claimed to have been swallowed by the whale. He was in its mouth, which is actually very possible considering how large a humpback whale’s mouth is.
@veteransforequality7347
@veteransforequality7347 3 жыл бұрын
he was 45ft down, the whale probably thought he had to save the human and brought him up to the surface. You never know, whales are very smart
@voraciouschild9226
@voraciouschild9226 3 жыл бұрын
Are they as smart as dolphins?🤔🤔🤔🤗🤗
@veteransforequality7347
@veteransforequality7347 3 жыл бұрын
@@voraciouschild9226 I have heard they are, just harder to tell because they just move so slow. Like elephants, we know elephants are smart but they are just big and somewhat slow. Unless they feel threatened
@katiusza7249
@katiusza7249 3 жыл бұрын
@@voraciouschild9226 yes
@gregcarter8656
@gregcarter8656 3 жыл бұрын
Do humpback whales eat lobsters? If so, a smart humpback might have tried to "discourage" the human from taking lobsters that humpy wanted to catch/eat.
@rachelwhitemiller813
@rachelwhitemiller813 3 жыл бұрын
"OH MY GOD IM ALIVE!" Jonah said similar words to that effect.
@tommyodonovan3883
@tommyodonovan3883 3 жыл бұрын
*"The sea was dangerous that day my friend..... Easy....Big fella!"* -George Kastanza
@bernieweber4663
@bernieweber4663 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@keepitkawaii4467
@keepitkawaii4467 3 жыл бұрын
No
@MG-ot2yr
@MG-ot2yr 3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't swallowed, he was in the whale's mouth then the whale spit him out....still quite scary, glad he's ok.
@TripleAstyle1
@TripleAstyle1 3 жыл бұрын
"quite scary" is probably the biggest understatement in history.
@artgamechanger3841
@artgamechanger3841 3 жыл бұрын
"...I'm in a whale's mouth?!" 🤣🤣🤣
@TM-iq6sx
@TM-iq6sx 3 жыл бұрын
Honey can you hear me now. Its 5G!
@auroramothergoddess
@auroramothergoddess 3 жыл бұрын
OMGGGG
@robincardin9103
@robincardin9103 3 жыл бұрын
One lucky man!!! Bet people will be calling him "Jonah" for the rest of his life now!!! 🙏😊
@doctorrenegade839
@doctorrenegade839 3 жыл бұрын
"Then all of a sudden I see Mike coming out of the water feet first like this ✌" 😂🤣🙃😂🤣🙃
@whyputaname
@whyputaname 3 жыл бұрын
😊😊🤣
@MH_297
@MH_297 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MOUSETRAP-tf5lk
@MOUSETRAP-tf5lk 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/baGZd2qGgc55n5o n
@Ontheroxxwithsalt
@Ontheroxxwithsalt 3 жыл бұрын
"The first thing I noticed was the brown stains on his swim trunks."
@ghflcity
@ghflcity 3 жыл бұрын
My high school biology teacher said there's a reason we aren't extinct. Humans taste bad.
@kennethober9070
@kennethober9070 3 жыл бұрын
How does he know that?
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 3 жыл бұрын
Your teacher is a moron. The reason we aren't the first prey choice for predators is we're actually quite bony, and our height, on land at least, is very intimidating. At sea, different story. Also, the man was in no danger of being eaten or swallowed. Humpbacks don't eat anything near the size of humans, they physically can't do it. It has nothing to do with "taste".
@jviewz88
@jviewz88 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🙌🏽
@rodaneblackwood1079
@rodaneblackwood1079 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy7353 I was looking for this comment, thank you
@mattp3634
@mattp3634 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy7353 I guess you don't get the concept of a joke.
@kaneohe47
@kaneohe47 3 жыл бұрын
The Humpbacked Whale community sends it's apologies and their thoughts and prayers to Mr. Packard.
@mizzztee6787
@mizzztee6787 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome God. I prayed that he'd show the world more Miracles and wonders to let them know that he's still here, he saves and heals
@Derrick1981y
@Derrick1981y 3 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@jacquelyneyoung2326
@jacquelyneyoung2326 3 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@thedude4718
@thedude4718 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh hello honey, how was work today?" "The guys are gonna call me 'Jonah' for the rest of my life!"
@ericlamoureux-gagne5948
@ericlamoureux-gagne5948 3 жыл бұрын
You made me die🤣😂🤣😂
@americanpatriot9865
@americanpatriot9865 3 жыл бұрын
I guess the story of Jonah has more credibility now…
@bobbyfischer4557
@bobbyfischer4557 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@GeorgeEugeneBarrett
@GeorgeEugeneBarrett 3 жыл бұрын
Uh, no. This guy wasn’t swallowed, drowned, and digested by stomach acids.
@dipthongthathongthongthong9691
@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, still a fairy tale. blub blub blub
@dogewisdom9921
@dogewisdom9921 3 жыл бұрын
@@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 so is evolving from inanimate objects, I.e rocks
@joshuaburba1048
@joshuaburba1048 3 жыл бұрын
American Patriot, I would disagree sir for the following reason. God's Word doesn't need external validation from stories like this. It is more than capable of standing on its own. Also, the biblical account is true because God said so. No other validation is needed. Have a good one.
@hoofhearted1833
@hoofhearted1833 3 жыл бұрын
“Tastes like chicken...of the sea.”
@asmr-sensei
@asmr-sensei 3 жыл бұрын
Whale: What are you doin in mah swamp!!
@BUKWulfSh0t
@BUKWulfSh0t 3 жыл бұрын
You mean OCEAN! Numb nuts
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 3 жыл бұрын
What lol this joke is so bad it's good
@chrisf8855
@chrisf8855 3 жыл бұрын
Ocean, duuuude
@saraev1119
@saraev1119 3 жыл бұрын
I read it in shreks voice. Lol
@BastiatC
@BastiatC 3 жыл бұрын
@@BUKWulfSh0t uncultured philistine
@chemeister
@chemeister 3 жыл бұрын
"'he's either saying 'move to the back of the throat' or 'get me a root beer float'." - Dory
@seanvines7090
@seanvines7090 3 жыл бұрын
whale was like "omg im so sorry i thought u were breakfast this is so embarrasing :("
@Cococonutt
@Cococonutt 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah now the whole world knows, he’s gonna be embarrassed for a whale.
@williampettengill5851
@williampettengill5851 3 жыл бұрын
If you''ve ever been REALLY close to one of these (by accident) their mouths can balloon up to a huge pouch - like a small swimming pool.
@truthbetold2354
@truthbetold2354 3 жыл бұрын
"And no sign shall be given other than the sign of Jonah before the Day of the Lord"- Jesus/ Yahusha Get ready!
@FourTreDubbCity
@FourTreDubbCity 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3ndkGClrJJljsk
@talaunanturner
@talaunanturner 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@GeoffreyHanan
@GeoffreyHanan 3 жыл бұрын
The sign of Jonah was Jesus being dead for 3 days and 3 nights before resurrecting, just as Jonah was in the whale for that long and you’re taking that verse completely out of context. Please be more careful with scriptures so as not to mock them
@coast2coastsurfingdesigner970
@coast2coastsurfingdesigner970 3 жыл бұрын
A whale eating a human is like a human eating a live roach
@TM-iq6sx
@TM-iq6sx 3 жыл бұрын
Too much fear factor.
@kia.kikiii
@kia.kikiii 3 жыл бұрын
What? How is that even the same thing 💀
@NiaLaLa_V
@NiaLaLa_V 3 жыл бұрын
@@kia.kikiii Because we are a pest in the eyes of whales. As Gary Yourofsky said, if animals formed a religion they would paint humans as their devil.
@rafaquiroz9603
@rafaquiroz9603 3 жыл бұрын
The other day I was day dreaming on a date about this, like, "what if I ever got swallowed by a whale?"
@RandysFiftySevenChevy
@RandysFiftySevenChevy 3 жыл бұрын
were you strolling on the beach when someone yelled
@silverrob6868
@silverrob6868 3 жыл бұрын
What were you smoking?? 😜
@tamtamz8733
@tamtamz8733 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@rodarte420
@rodarte420 3 жыл бұрын
The whale after accidentally swallowing him: “Whale, whale, whale. what do we have here?”
@AnaBanana209
@AnaBanana209 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment 😂😂😂
@ziltoidtheomniscient3131
@ziltoidtheomniscient3131 3 жыл бұрын
A modern day Jonah.... The old books writings are coming true, that can only mean one thing....
@ryankross3987
@ryankross3987 3 жыл бұрын
make your robes pure and white. its almost time to go home
@wonderfullymade8690
@wonderfullymade8690 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryankross3987 yes, I agree. Jesus is coming soon.
@NatzTalk
@NatzTalk 3 жыл бұрын
Time for me to get my jumping skills ready so I can grab onto others 🤣
@sf55514
@sf55514 3 жыл бұрын
@@NatzTalk NO you have to go through JESUS CHRIST. Why wait HE is better than any words can discribe. "Call unto me and I will answer you and show you great and mighty things you know not of " Start calling
@sf55514
@sf55514 3 жыл бұрын
Noah Ark story in China GOD led a group of elephants to leave their habitat for higher ground. Males traveling with them, not usual. Now there has been severe flooding where they left from in South China.
@mmsmith1525
@mmsmith1525 3 жыл бұрын
Wonder where God sent him and he didn't want to go, he was nowhere near Nineveh though. I'm happy his life was spared
@blacksmoke3113
@blacksmoke3113 3 жыл бұрын
Fake. No fish is big enough to swallow a human. Jonah was a cultural myth. And just as in this case a WHALE is intelligent and will not swallow the human. IF jonah's story were even remotely true, he would have suffocated and been digested by stomach acid in VERY short order.
@donnaml8776
@donnaml8776 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, Right!
@love_in_an_echo_chamber
@love_in_an_echo_chamber 3 жыл бұрын
The whale didn’t swallow but discreetly spat him out.
@dericksmith2137
@dericksmith2137 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said.
@markhenry659
@markhenry659 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Jonah story
@nola305
@nola305 3 жыл бұрын
That's just it, it's (Jonah and whale) only a "story"! 😉
@kevindubose6964
@kevindubose6964 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever actually read the Bible you would know it was a fish that swallowed Jonah not a whale!!! A whale is a mammal
@y.h.8022
@y.h.8022 3 жыл бұрын
@@nola305 a REAL story 😉
@mynamemyname7990
@mynamemyname7990 3 жыл бұрын
@@nola305 well no, not "only a "story"" as you just put, as per you know, this event here that just ACTUALLY happened and is getting reported on currently. Lol
@Me-ig6qd
@Me-ig6qd 3 жыл бұрын
@@nola305 You should read the story of a guy that taught everyone his great great grandfather was a monkey. And a cousin to a banana 😉 Now thats some "story."
@traceymeeks581
@traceymeeks581 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously the whale didn't want to harm him. They are amazing creatures. Very smart.💕
@apapz3245
@apapz3245 3 жыл бұрын
Yes very smart it eats microscopic plankton yet inhaled a human, incredible intelligence
@pamelaarias5586
@pamelaarias5586 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's going to be hearing Jonah jokes for quite some time.
@rxtechandtrading
@rxtechandtrading 3 жыл бұрын
for life
@alezmartinez8488
@alezmartinez8488 3 жыл бұрын
He basically didn't get swallowed by the whale. He was just in the whales mouth.
@basstap890
@basstap890 3 жыл бұрын
Whale went to Atlantis immediately after and got tested for Covid-19..
@williamd2738
@williamd2738 3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the two rats that walked into a bar? One rat said to the other are you going to get the coved shot ? The other rat replied not until their done testing it on humans...lol
@KookusMaximus
@KookusMaximus 3 жыл бұрын
"Ate By A Whale And Survived" should immediately win some kind of 5 million dollar prize.
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 3 жыл бұрын
Or be given a plaque from Ripley's Believe It or Not! 🤔 And that man is still shaking today!👀
@RochaRules
@RochaRules 3 жыл бұрын
That's a whale of a story.... Back to the weather :Crickets:
@AlexBonesJones
@AlexBonesJones 3 жыл бұрын
“Thanks Tom you could say the problem was unBearable”
@Electric_Crystals
@Electric_Crystals 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a story like this in the bible?
@sarahk1977
@sarahk1977 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Mike-gt1cs
@Mike-gt1cs 3 жыл бұрын
The reporter was trying to say 'biblical proportions', but messed up the comment.
@ireneaustin8330
@ireneaustin8330 3 жыл бұрын
It is somewhere there if you find where let me know
@honestyisthebestpolicy1696
@honestyisthebestpolicy1696 3 жыл бұрын
@@ireneaustin8330 Jonah 1
@joshuaburba1048
@joshuaburba1048 3 жыл бұрын
@@ireneaustin8330 The book of Jonah is in the Old Testament of the Bible, just after the book of Obadiah, and just before the book of Micah. That is where the historical account is recorded. Have a good day.
@eightyseveneightyfive6280
@eightyseveneightyfive6280 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they make sure to get his pack of smokes in the camera shot
@OllieBeanz421
@OllieBeanz421 3 жыл бұрын
True man right there.
@kigrey3994
@kigrey3994 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine the terror of thinking you’re being devoured 😱
@scottcupp8129
@scottcupp8129 3 жыл бұрын
The whale was really smart enough to know that something was wrong. But yeah. That must have been terrifying to say the least.
@RedForeman
@RedForeman 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been said that sea creatures don’t actually like how Human taste.... they may bite you out of curiosity and attack out of fear but they don’t actually want to eat you . Alligators are a different story tho they’ll definitely eat you
@vxy357
@vxy357 3 жыл бұрын
I hear, in reality, Great White Sharks aren't particularly fond of human flesh.
@immaculateorganicsoaps3533
@immaculateorganicsoaps3533 3 жыл бұрын
And crocodiles maybe
@Michael-hb4wc
@Michael-hb4wc 3 жыл бұрын
Bet that guy's wife knows how he tastes 😃😄😅
@20alphabet
@20alphabet 3 жыл бұрын
It's been said, but only by igiots.
@erikellott7700
@erikellott7700 3 жыл бұрын
They said “He” would taste like chicken. Boy were they wrong. More like cigarettes and disappointment!
@manfromthepast
@manfromthepast 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@queenrising8110
@queenrising8110 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jaywholoveseveryone1721
@jaywholoveseveryone1721 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@aprilgousby1405
@aprilgousby1405 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@josephfdent
@josephfdent 3 жыл бұрын
lol @ Erik. The whale didnt like that taste! cigarettes and jeans, 😂
@paulettebarrow9791
@paulettebarrow9791 3 жыл бұрын
A MODERN DAY JONAH HE BETTER BE GLAD HE WASNT IN THERE 3 DAYS LIKE JONAH. MAYBE THIS GUY SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT PURPOSE GOD HAD FOR HIM BEING HERE
@3nterprisevideos
@3nterprisevideos 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@honestyisthebestpolicy1696
@honestyisthebestpolicy1696 3 жыл бұрын
AMEN!!!!!
@cmoneytheplayer
@cmoneytheplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Adam-sc9on
@Adam-sc9on 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@amberivey6008
@amberivey6008 3 жыл бұрын
When he used the 2 fingers to describe him coming out feet first i lost it. Lmao im sorry. Im glad hes ok
@marioamayaflamenco
@marioamayaflamenco 3 жыл бұрын
The whale spit him out and he wasn't even a lawyer.
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
1 Corinthians Chapter 15 Is The Ressurrection Creed That Paul Had Received Only 3-5 Years After Jesus Crucifiction And Had It Written 20 Years Later In A.D 54-55 And Jesus Went On The Cross At A.D 30 Also The Tel Dan Inscription States The House Of David On It And The Moabite Stone Records Mesha Just Like The Bible Worshipping Yahweh The Pool Of Siloam When Jesus Heals The Guy Is Also A Real Place And The Book Of Acts Gets The Environment Of The First Century Correct Which Myths Do Not Do It States Drusilla And Felix Got Married While Josephus The Jewish Historian Records The Same Thing And Believing In The Jesus Of The Bible And Christianity We Are Saved By Grace Not Of Ourselves It Is The Free Gift Of God By Repenting And Putting On The Lord Jesus Christ While Jehovah Witness And Mormonism Do Not Think They Are Saved And Are Earning Salvation To Get It However The Biblical Jesus Is The Only Way And Its Not About Achieving It Rather It Is More Like Receiving Christ To Be Saved In Him And Your Works Are The Fruit Of Your Salvation Amen And 2 Timothy 4:11 States Bring The Cloak I Left At Carpus Indicating It Was Authentic And Jesus Is More Worth It For Everlasting Life And Gary Habermas Has The Greatest Case For The Ressurection And Dr. James Tour On KZbin Also Shows The Reasons It Wasnt An Accident God Bless Jesus Is Lord Five Scientific Reasons To Believe In God kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqW2iayoet-LqZY James Tour Video Showing It Wasn't Evolution kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGXWgWR7Zq-Xlbs Jesus And His Ressurection Video kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2HMdYGCrdKKjK8 Gary Habermas On Jesus kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6rCdZVqh9yNla8 The Reliability Of The New Testament inspiringphilosophy.org/defending-christianity/ Jesus Is The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST For By Jesus All Things Are Created I'm Here For The News Of The Kingdom Of God And While Religion Has You Doing Good Deeds To Earn Salvation The Biblical Jesus Died And Rose Again For The Forgiveness Of Sin And By Grace You Are Saved So You Walk In Him For He Loved Us So We Love The Lord
@thelord3561
@thelord3561 3 жыл бұрын
#JESUS FIRST Jesus Is Love And The Only Way To Be Saved Is Through The Jesus Of The Bible Only Amen
@quester09
@quester09 3 жыл бұрын
whales prefer breaded filet of lobsterman, not sushi.
@dockilat5576
@dockilat5576 3 жыл бұрын
Best one!
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