Best Bits of Achievement Hunter | Minecraft Achieveland: Inaugural Year

[@Mercy_Plays_YT]

I love that when Michael broke the keyboard over his knee, he wasn't sure if Gav was actually hurt and you can hear the genuine tone of his 'are you alright?' Boissssssss!

[@JazzfulJaney]

"axialtwat, turn left!" had me actually snorting laughing. i've forgotten ALL of the best bits from this era of minecraft holy shit

[@trader9028]

Matt seem super pissed 😆

[@jacobmobley7479]

P ok plz

[@retardmcchucklefucks4235]

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[@retardmcchucklefucks4235]

@Zachary Gruber session sddddsddsdsddsdddsssdds6dddd6sddddddddd

[@retardmcchucklefucks4235]

@@jacobmobley7479 rddddsdddddss6sdsdsddddsddddddddddddddddsddsddddddddssdsddddddssdssdsddddddsddsdddsddsdsssdddddddddddd6dssdssddds6dddsddddddddddsdsddddsdsds6s6dds

[@REddff2]

44:24 Trevor had a .399625% chance of spawning 4 chicks from 1 egg, I’ve never seen that happen before. It blow my mind

[@alldayagain]

Oh my God, I never realized that it was multiple chickens

[@touroleite9920]

It’s way more common than that

[@TuffMelon]

@@touroleite9920 No, the number is accurate. Its a 12.5% chance of a chick in an egg, and if that happens its a further ~3% chance of having four in one egg. So a 3% chance of a 12% chance, or 0.0039 out of 1. 0.39% chance. But put in a more digestable number, its about one every just over 200 eggs.

[@anthonypybus2918]

50:26 51:54 51:54 53:03

[@DragonFireStrike]

The first few episode were like, pure AH. 3 different conversations happening, jokes only like 1 other person heard and laughed at, continuing a joke to absurd degrees, random singing, snark and outrage, and of course Flubs.

[@JacOfArts]

25:22 Lindsay’s stroke 34:38 Jack "Get the fuck out of my house" Pattillo 39:48 “Motherfuckin’ Dusk Boys pu- ANGHAYAUGH” 50:07 Geoff’s steak 53:39 First mic attack 1:07:03 Matt's exorcism 1:28:20 I'd rather not explain 2:10:29 real quick, did Michael just call Jeremy “Jerry”? 2:14:27 Second mic attack 2:23:17 Third mic attack 2:28:15 that creeper was in on it! 2:32:10 that is such a Michael response to a bunch of Gavin noises. 3:03:49 Verne on a chicken

[@CosmicMerlin]

2:28:50 Gavin, "Are you bad?" and the Vindicator literally responds 'MHHMM' at him. That was perfect haha

[@airbornebovine]

My god, I'd forgotten the carnage that was candyland. Having Jack just telling everyone to go then telling Matt to shut the fuck up while drunk Jeremy serenades no one was spectacular.

[@cmatthewb103]

I'm in tears and I'm only 5 minutes in. "Jack!... I mean Michael.... I didn't want to talk to you" and "What's a donut box" "A box you put donuts in" :,)

[@iwritethings1018]

cmatthewb103 can confirm, i am from georgia, we DO have donut boxes ryan’s brain is just fried from his kids

[@jociepelfresne6257]

I did not appreciate achieveland enough when it was first coming out but now I've watched this complication like 10 times this week

[@tuxedomask7892]

Hearing Geoff kind of yell at Michael will always be a shock because it’s so rare lol. You can tell Michael really cared about what Geoff says too because he always goes very quiet when he did get the very rare venom.

[@tuxedomask7892]

Also Lindsay’s paper man joke was perfect I wish she had gotten a bigger laugh. I can’t help but laugh every time 😂 47:53

[@danielschultz6177]

All the jokes about Geoff being divorced were both hilarious, and very dark. Poor Geoff

[@stevensmith3376]

Wait Geoff is divorced?

[@bobclunt4933]

RememberKWS 2013 what!?. 😂

[@onefairyfan87]

Yorak _Hunt Been divorced for a while

[@cmrobbins88]

Geoff and Griffin had an amicable split. They’re still friends but they just weren’t in each other’s lives enough to continue their marriage. Geoff took it pretty hard for a little while.

[@ryanclancey5792]

Ryan:"i probably only had 1 kid last time we played this" Michael:'"i don't even think i was married when the last part came out" Geoff:"heh, i was" "Hahahahaha" LW-Jack: "everything's different!!!" Super mario bros jUly

[@coolkyle2001]

There should be a shirt that just says "you can say *beeeep*"

[@alexv0714]

what do you think the beep(s) was

[@IncorporationXII]

Alex Vickrey well I thought it was pretty clear that they were saying...wait for it.... beep. No but seriously I think they were talking about mongoloids.

[@Psychopatrick88]

@@IncorporationXII mongoloid or negroid. When Lindsay was talking about skull shapes, those are both different skull types.

[@omnitrixian]

A shirt that says “You can’t put CENSORED on a shirt!”

[@jasondamrau9943]

​@@alexv07144 years late but I'm pretty sure the term they were using was negroid

[@cbyzand]

21:14 Geoff screaming at Alfredo to accept his “compliment” had me howling when I first watched this Minecraft, and I’m howling again. Geoff is a comic genius.

[@Thetruekap502]

"I slit it matt" maintains its spot at the funniest thing gavin has ever said

[@josephrocheleau1011]

Came here to remember the good days. Sad it’s ending after all these years. I’m only 4 years older than RT so we grew up together 😢

[@colynrobinson212]

That's sad. Shame you base your life around a bunch of morons who don't give two shits about the people they called fans for years and literally will never give a shit about again.

[@ijustyap]

@@colynrobinson212 at 0 point in that comment did they imply basing their life around rooster teeth

[@ashleypark9572]

6:45 tons of bleeps 32:00 don’t talk over each other 36:45 axial twat 57:40 DONT WATCH IT WITH IRIS 1:06:00 my wife is pixelated 2:30:30 gav slittie & the bird 2:31:55 keyboard smashing 2:39:39 candyland 2:55:00 drunk jeremy singing

[@clayheinzerling1852]

45:18 Jack: "We'll be here for like 200 episodes!" Yeah how'd that work out for ya?

[@Reblwitoutacause]

Insert anime butterfly meme “Is this Skyfactory/Stoneblock?”

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

really hope ryans best plot twist reveal is here "You are *_ALL_* Edgar" *edit its **1:33:40* thanks Jesse Saunders if anyone knows the timestamp if it is in here mind telling me for future use? Edit: I retract , that is now Ryans SECOND best plot twist reveal

[@jessesaunders7043]

1:33:42

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@jessesaunders7043 Thank you!

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

i retract , that is now Ryans 2nd best plot twist reveal

[@stormhawkdude]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 well I mean "Best" may not be the correct word to use.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

2:28:11 Zombie Creeper combo , funniest audio death

[@GeminiRosche]

I love Jeremy singing “what a wonderful world” 2:55:07

[@gabimurray5955]

He was drunk as hell too

[@Reblwitoutacause]

I loved him singing Forever at 23:48

[@aj_killjoy]

The only thing I can think of is my parents should’ve used Jeremy’s version instead of the original

[@lytra_]

This is what I watch when I’m doing projects, good content, don’t need to watch all the time, but it gets me through the day

[@Whalev1]

I love how for almost an entire minute it was just bleeped

[@adamd5849]

Messin with Jacksquatch was an amazing episode

[@crownregis]

The general lee horn substituted with dusk was amazing. The dusk boys broke the shit outta Jack

[@corbinselanne7990]

Three idiots, led by The Chief Team-Killer of Achievement Hunter, versus Jacksquatch the Biker Builder, SPARTAN-II Dexter Grif the Lazy Red, Matt the MegaCrafter, Double-O Mogar, and Rimmy Tim

[@onemuststand7353]

@@corbinselanne7990 Double O Mogar is the car. Michael is just Mogar.

[@corbinselanne7990]

@@onemuststand7353 The roster of Achieveland as of right now consists of Mogar the Breegull-toting bear warrior, Lindsay the cat-loving Wild Card, MegaCrafter Supreme and dead horse trainer Matt Bragg, Captain Siege Diaz, RocketMan Collins, Jacksquatch the Biker Builder with a Mr. Wilson side thanks to the Dusk Boys, SPARTAN-II Dexter Grif the Lazy Red of Blood Gulch, Rimmy Tim the part-drunk part-luchador who's mastered GMod, and The Chief Team-Killer of Achievement Hunter

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@corbinselanne7990 wheres ryan in that , he team killer?

[@wolfgangvallick5666]

I only know Geoff was saying "Negroid" was because of the fact I randomly looked up the names for major groups of ethnicities and the skulls were also described.

[@jakeutendorf5525]

Im prettt sure he was saying "Mongoloid"

[@RockZombieIAm]

I didn't know he was saying negroid until Lindsay said Lindsay something about skulls so she made it worse lol

[@Burning0Lilac]

Definetly outdated regardless of if it was metroid or mongoloid. Those terms havent been used in anthropology for years.

[@rabidslurpy]

But what did Fredo say?

[@Henry-Kuren]

The Lindsey stroke bit was the best

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

when?

[@brandonclark3700]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 25:22

[@DKiSAerospaceHistory]

@@brandonclark3700 I like how you had to say that to a guy named "timestamper"

[@jaykorner1391]

No literally right after that

[@austincrews3849]

Understanding what Lindsey meant by skull types, the bleeped word was negroid. It is a scientific term, but it's considered dated and has been changed to congoid because it IS considered somewhat offensive.

[@XoticXTC]

"PUT THAT ON A SHIRT"

[@jameshersom2536]

People from Latin America and Easter Asia and Polynesia have an extra bone on the back of the head. European people have 4 plats the connect and they have 5. It’s about an inch by an inch long.

[@ItsMKSBaby]

This is a deep fake

[@crazyaboutthomas]

i thought it was mongoloid tbh

[@mr.pissshivers]

Nega please

[@disaster988]

8:18 Trevor's David Bowie bit

[@austin4932]

25:59 is the best lindsay moment ever, change my mind

[@GeminiRosche]

Austin for your information... fkrnrhainrrovudnwpfusneofjsclwd dneneodkfjrovmeidsbsodmsjvidjzlxndntoskwpwdmhoapwmv

[@ethanswoyer8729]

Nah it's "widdle sawsage"

[@Reblwitoutacause]

Lindsay sabotaging Lindsay Wins 1st video, first race, when they ALL bet on her is a good competitor

[@aj_killjoy]

“Dooley-fuckerrrrrrrrrr” will always be my favorite Lindsay line

[@gothmaster123]

46:40 "stop being such a tiny penis person" the best Jeremy laugh

[@trevormacintosh6094]

I wonder if they'll ever go back to this after they destroy the world in galacticraft.

[@SnakeArtists]

Someday...ryan will ruined galaticcraft for good after he makes a biggest nuke luncher

[@tuxedomask7892]

Ryan now has a nuclear missile with infinite ammo and I mean nuclear not the anvil one. So yeah probably soonish lol.

[@atpyro7920]

Once Ryan hits everyone with the biggest nuke he can make. Which is two levels above his current one.

[@crownregis]

I think one of the many reasons they went to galacticraft was so they can prep and plan out all the Achieveland vids. So that way they have a safety net of galacticraft before they start re releasing achieveland vids and making more in the future

[@atpyro7920]

@@crownregis It might also be that they've basically done everything in vanilla Minecraft beyond huge complex machinery that tends to slow the world down faster than hitting the brakes (pulling a Dwarf Fortress). Mods, on the other hand, they haven't (see Sky Factory)

[@devoncarreiro350]

3:43:33 Probably the most impressive and well timed killing in all of minecraft

[@eliflores9819]

3:19:11 One of my favorite moments in this whole thing

[@avian9186]

2:54:58 is one of mine

[@thejayster7260]

In the beginning when Geoff tried to make a sword upside down made me cry, laugh, and tear my hair out all at the same time! XD

[@0101timmy]

Trevor: He hit me in the eyeball! EYE SAW IT!

[@drakkiusgaming]

That James laugh in Team Rocket's Rockets was shockingly good.

[@kira-dk2mx]

"All the way up!" The speed at which they caught on to that phrase was amazing.

[@shyguypro9876]

I love how much of the Candyland episode was in this. That episode was absolute gold. It was such a dissent into utter madness.

[@jjonak2156]

I somehow continue to wake up in the night and this is always playing or about to play

[@crownregis]

I know i fall asleep watching the new content and i wake up to check my phone and im in the middle of this comp

[@TilerYo]

Ditto

[@stevevhviet]

1:28:15 that Jeremy's camera angle lul xD 1:33:41 Ryan: "This means they're all Edgar. hehe.." 2:09:40 Jeremy:" Get away from me, chickens. I took seeds out upstairs accidentally. " xD 2:10:24 *Don't take out seed* - Jeremy

[@mikeadkins9776]

6:50 when skull classifications lead to like thirty bleeps

[@JacOfArts]

Mike Adkins classic question but do you know what they might be talking about? The name of a skull structure that’s also an offensive word?

[@KojiKillerYT]

Slash Command Studios it was “Negroid” there’s Caucasoid and Mongoloid which would be people of Caucasian and Asian decent lmao, and Negroid structure is of African decent

[@macweldon6643]

@@KojiKillerYT 'I've never heard the word "negroid" used as an insult, at least in north america, and that's what their conversation seems to imply. I think it's more likely that they were saying "mongoloid" which is sometimes used as a colloquial slur for someone who is mentally challenged.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@macweldon6643 even if its not used as an insult much now , its still kinda eehhhhhhh maybe dont have the room of 80% white guys say Negroid

[@Reblwitoutacause]

I’m like, 90% sure they were saying mongoloid.

[@Quill_78]

I miss theses everyday 😢

[@zach23ize]

I have not watched this yet, but if it doesn't have Gav's "axialtwat" comment in it, this video is a waste of time

[@Zeffers716]

It does

[@alexsmith-x9c]

36:48

[@stardustcomet4714]

"Michael, please... It's Pedofillius Erectus." -Lindsey Jones 2019

[@alldayagain]

Looking back, i'm glad he got his groove back He deserves love 😊

[@WolfWarriorLive]

Kind of sad that we can’t visit achievement city anymore and that this one is also gone too now

[@corbinselanne7990]

2:28:19 That's twice now that Jack got the business end of James Doakes' signature line in getting killed in a video game, it happened to him once in a Rainbow Six Vegas 2 video.

[@Jygerthe2nd]

57:59 "999! They're watching Pinhead!" XD

[@crownregis]

"You kaan't do that, she's a Bayby

[@zachburton9001]

23:43 best part

[@SnakeArtists]

Trev: what does bowie sound like? Me: goddamn trev! XD

[@Ctrl_F_U_2]

The part that made me nearly burst a lung was when Geoff was being attacked by a Vern on a chicken at 3:03:50

[@theathen6260]

i enjoy these longer comps, good background noise while doing the days chores and such

[@thicccheese4007]

Bleeping random words in sentences that don't need to be censored makes changes the entire sentence. Example being: I love babies. Now with a random beep: I *beep* babies. See, told ya

[@RealRadioOnlyOnRealizmTV]

It’s officially over after 21 years. Absolute legends I can’t wait for future creators to reference them for years to come

[@DaronP.959]

i cant believe achieveland was 5 years ago

[@christiandell4712]

19:19 that smooth criminal had me dying

[@eli5528]

"Why did you knock on my door with stage 4 cancer" That is awful lmao

[@adicquaellis5184]

38:49 that actually made me jump 😂😂😂

[@desmond3399]

I clicked on the time stamp and it still made me jump

[@iainrickwood2623]

39:17 hits a lil different now...

[@jordanwhite7971]

Lets take a moment to appreciate that Michael has a Banjo skin and Lindsay has Kazooie skin

[@stubblefieldJR]

No

[@TCBK416]

@@stubblefieldJR so edgy

[@nickrayer3776]

Its the literal definition of a couple's costume

[@Jygerthe2nd]

3:03:48 *WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY A VERN ON A CHICKEN?!* XD

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

kinda sad that they didnt spend as much in Achieveland as youd thought due to Galacticraft taking a little less than half the year 2:51:10 Jaren the creator of the stardew valley tv intro and this

[@Tinguspingusdumbledore]

Matt is so unintentionally funny

[@ethanmagdaleno5332]

"Do one" is one of my favorite British insults Edit: 57:50 best conversation ever

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

same ill dial 999 first off that just sends ICE after you

[@Jumf1]

The bleep bit, in my opinion, is funnier with the bleeps than it would be without

[@josh-ym8oi]

Achieveland revived the groups whole attitude towards Minecraft

[@Ruhhhhhhhhhhhh]

I hope ray is doing well

[@aggrobernd]

2:18:40 jack taking it all the way back to grandmaster melle mel and the furious five. respect

[@jordand8290]

Aggro Bernd it’s Grandmaster Flash not Melle Mel. Still love Melle Mel though 👍

[@aggrobernd]

@@jordand8290 " When originally released on Sugar Hill Records, the record was credited to Grandmaster & Melle Mel (some international issues carried the credit Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel). This was done to mislead the general public into believing that Grandmaster Flash participated on the record,[3] when in fact he played no part and had already left the Sugar Hill Records label the previous year." Taken from the wikipedia site of the song. But yeah, technically you're right in a way

[@jordand8290]

@@aggrobernd Thanks for letting me know 🤙

[@aggrobernd]

@@jordand8290 no problem dog. Peace, love, unity, having fun all the way

[@ntgman5465]

2:52:16 old rage quit is coming back lol

[@Jygerthe2nd]

3:03:49 "WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY A VERN ON A CHICKEN?!?!?!" Fucking DYING over here. XD

[@WEM2016]

Heh. Jack “Surprise motherf*cker” Patillo got surprise-motherf*cker-ed. 2:28:20

[@alldayagain]

I remember watching the Wipeout Part 2 while helping my dad cut grass for my grandpa. Specifically downloading a section on wifi and watching it out of data range

[@lukeferguson1186]

from 1:40:00 to about 1:51:33 sounds like child birth

[@GAMBANJUJJJ]

3 time king winner jack patillo has refused to make a king series on gta and minecraft

[@Haptic_Sensation]

"What's the one for hot though?" *AAAAHHHHH!*

[@asmrwithsquidy980]

all the fucking bleeping gets me every time

[@CaptainLog]

Only Jack Patillo would be upset about a spoiler for a fifteen year old movie with Paris Hilton.

[@splunkmastah4609]

Achieveland was a soulless attempt at reestablishing a home base imo. They used it like four times, three of which were building it; the houses range from Jack to Gavin in terms of building quality, and there’s Zero sense of community. Not to mention the logo was in this super random spot. Just remake Achievement City with houses for everyone in the new era of AH.

[@6insertnamehere9]

Godamn I wanna see the raw footage from that whole censored bit

[@TheBaegislash]

The initial word Jack and Lindsay were talking about was probably "Mongoloid," if it matters to you

[@TheMadScorpyon]

still favorite moment was when the dusk boys conversation started and Michael said we need a Jeremy going ape shit meter and Jeremy just goes Blehhhhh!

[@DaPoopinator]

Drunk Jeremy has to be the highlight of this video

[@irisclaudia3965]

I LOST it at "Axial twat"

[@chrisbang2404]

Anyone know if someone has cut together the "yeah" album yet?

[@optimistprime3192]

I need this album more than I once thought.

[@MissRadi0active]

I'm only 1:17:38 in and Ive been laughing so hard constantly 😂 well done 😂😂

[@rainy2257]

And the man returns and graces us with AH content yet again!

[@Jodeadible]

they seemed to somehow forget that building other portals in the nether realm spawn you further away in the overworld trying to transport that ghast.

[@Tyler-dp9dv]

Rewatching this, I'm actually surprised none of Big Dick Dooley made it in besides some comments alluding to it after it happened.

[@Jygerthe2nd]

2:05:11 That woulda scared the shit outta me if I was Jack right there. I hate thunder and lightning.

[@jasondamrau9943]

Matt as Santa absolutely killed ot

[@Punch521]

My god, I could watch the candy land but forever

[@juice4132]

What about the Alfredo should wear a tuxedo comment?

[@crownregis]

It should a reverse colored tux with a all white suit black dress shirt and a blue rose

[@jasondamrau9943]

The whole censorship bit is exponentially funnier than if they censored nothing

[@Risico16]

Fucking Jeremy's Louis Armstrong impression. I just got my wisdom teeth out and I think I just ripped out the stiches from laughing too hard

[@FrostReave]

1:33:50 the whole water bit.

[@DaekoTan]

I can't remember how many times I replayed them singing "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus"

[@markfolan428]

1:52:10 Geoff saying “OG-Port” for original portal

[@jakattacked]

"I didnt want to talk to you"

[@taylorkruiswyk4914]

Does anybody visiting these videos miss Geoff’s laugh or is that just me? Reminds me of better days, not only for myself but for AH as well.

[@LAZERDOLPHIN57]

When they start singing “Forever Cum”, it’s hilarious but Lindsey jumping in just slightly early irks me

[@danklydothis966]

This *beeeeep* is basically just a podcast

[@Jygerthe2nd]

3:52:30 So stupid. I love it. lol

[@NathanTheMan]

Ryan: I have snow in my house. Michael: Ryan you snowflake. Ryan: _I’m precious._