Master Ken: How to Fight an Illegal Alien

[@maxv2.0]

Make a video about How to Fight the Kardashians.

[@user-vg8mc8yv4n]

'keep up with the kardashians' gets a new meaning 😄😄😄

[@seniorsmiles3386]

EASY: throw cash, stilletos and cubic zirconium down a cliff.

[@tigershark8867]

There's no point. Their silicone armor is too powerful, and they only grow stronger with each plastic surgery. The only way you can defeat the Kardashians is to melt them.

[@Ysumbruh0]

Just use something heat related so they can be melted like a snowman in a hot summer morning

[@chips9263]

Yep...

[@palestasza]

I like how his name is Ken and he dresses like Ken from Street Fighter.

[@Sage2000]

Its a reference to SF Game indeed.

[@paisho6130]

Same

[@greathoonta3461]

trainpass that’s the point

[@MitchGriff709]

I can't believe I didn't notice that until I read your comment.

[@peepee2476]

He needs that blonde hair though

[@benglenn2415]

This proves that Master Ken is compassionate toward illegal aliens. He could've just killfaced it, which any Ameri Dote practitioner knows is universally fatal. Instead he merely armgroin punched it. Such mercy and restraint.

[@spartan5760]

I know this comment was from 4 years ago, but he failed to restomp the armpit

[@GuidelinesViolator]

trump is doing it better than him

[@Dontmindmya]

😂😂

[@benglenn2415]

@@spartan5760 I know this comment was from 2 years ago, but you are correct. A rare mistake from the Master? Or further evidence of the original sentiment?

[@spartan5760]

@@benglenn2415 you are a wise Person

[@caseyc408]

The alien is already a blue belt? Damn.

[@victorsandoval4792]

Lol

[@shimaalcarrim7949]

Lulz

[@bradycharles9571]

All aliens study the martial arts from a young age as a pre requisite for intergalactic travel. Duh... 🙄

[@debojyotidas3260]

But master Ken is black belt

[@seniorsmiles3386]

Time travel expedites such things; I know, I'm a hindu belt again/still . . . deja Vu!

[@p7duncan333]

My biggest worry as a student was to find their groin area on these aliens. Thanks to Master Ken I was able to defend myself from an alien probe. The world owes you their thanks.

[@zachjohnson9391]

I'll have to show this to my coworker who was abducted. He claims he liked the probing but I don't believe him

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

the chin its always the chin with them.

[@ponderingdesertrat6895]

I’m an alien and I find this Mexican

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Ha

[@sirrarethecrackhaed7350]

lol true

[@teleblack2069]

What’s are people called that live in the same area as the aliens? What are the rest called?

[@monkeyboi1837]

Same lmao

[@spartanking2972]

@@sirrarethecrackhaed7350 hey

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Most realistic self defense video ever. I learned so much. Now I feel prepared for when aliens who are blue belts, invade.

[@Bryan-xk3gi]

But what if the alien is black belt...... Then what

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

I guess I'm just gonna have to train Ameri-do-te harder.

[@신에드]

+Bryan Saavedra then put them in uranus

[@creepycooter8881]

werdna notxas very nice

[@creepycooter8881]

werdna notxas best tip ever 69/69

[@idogendel2849]

When the aliens come I'll be all like, "I welcome you in peace in the name of all mankind, could you just show me where your groin is?"

[@LORD4GIVEME1991]

Fukin hilarious dude

[@SuperMeesh20]

Master ken Definitely deserves more subscribers

[@mattsalon7007]

Basically his content is considered undesirable by the liberals who created the algorithm. It sucks

[@nopespray3724]

True

[@Kenney9120]

The term "Illegal ALIEN" just took on a whole new meaning. Big eyes might mean sensitivity to light so I would carry that military grade LED flashlight (the one advertised on tv) with the strobe feature.

[@kimoyofficial]

definitely from uranus

[@aalexandrov8005]

:0

[@seyiolotu1708]

Uranus meaning your anus!

[@anthonybrogan390]

Hence the probing

[@seyiolotu1708]

@@anthonybrogan390I never said that you just did!

[@versastyle5007]

Is there a ring around Uranus?

[@AguaFiestas-g4s]

The genius of Master Ken. I try to start each day with a few words of wisdom from Master Ken.

[@iampkhacker]

restomp of the groin?

[@skotosman]

+Brett Wright He didn't have time.. he got teleported..

[@tramsgar]

+Brett Wright Repunch the armpit

[@abbasfakhoury8815]

todd mctodd lol u didnt study it in biology? its right below ur stilamboient milanos duhhh

[@seniorsmiles3386]

@@tramsgar they have TWO groinpits, so it's really dangerous to restomp.

[@sandrok14]

Alien might not have one. So don't do it not to get embarrassed

[@rcward]

Ken got abducted because he made the classic mistake of forgetting to re-stomp the arm groin

[@jhung2479]

That's what I thought too

[@everardoandrade6420]

im Mexican and I think this is funny is shit gave me rolling

[@billyburd789]

Everardo Andrade im American and don’t care if you are mexican.

[@YouTubeChillZone]

Well you have a sense of humor :) in these times it's a rarity. have a nice day

[@Sage2000]

Good. I am brazilian. He is making fun os crazy people that fear all of us.

[@bobbymichaels7625]

I'm Mexican and I hate that guy

[@Dan_the_Great_]

Lol. I want to see a Cuban one since I’m Cuban mused

[@Quallenkrauler]

Master Ken, I would really appreciate it if your next video would be how to defend against fresh fruit. The last video on the subject is rather dated by now and with all these crazy new fresh fruit developed in the last decades, I really think we need an update.

[@frankmilesware9085]

I don't know if anyone else got that, but I did...

[@bramverhoofstad9025]

+Frank Miles Ware me to, relax

[@klanders988]

monty python refrence ftw.

[@alphega1983]

but, what about pointed sticks?

[@klanders988]

oh oh oh we want to defend ourselves against pointed sticks do we?

[@efrainflores3902]

"How do you say Minotaur in Spanish?" ..... "Minotaur" LOL

[@kkingofkingzq9032]

💀💀💀

[@sliceofheaven3026]

This is why Ken is a true Master. Other masters dont dare to teach us how to fight aliens as they are too afraid that the aliens will exterminate them if they do.

[@SIyMarbo]

there’s not a groin that can hide from this man

[@Jkp1321]

I was hoping the alien would be a Ballchinian

[@jordanrcxd]

Josh Patterson me too

[@darkzeno7910]

u gay? i u r i can hook u up with my alien gay son "Solaris "

[@m3rdpwr]

tin foil hat was the best part.

[@shellharris4073]

no the awkwardness of the peruvian walking into frame and asking what he was doing and then that dead pan face look as if thinking, "ummm he could take this the wroooong waaaaay. :D

[@dudest.v.g.5881]

Very great defense measures with the metal helmet kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5fKm2uXjt1nsNU

[@ccheval4857]

Finally I know the spanish word for minotaur. Thanks a lot, always learning good stuff on this channal.

[@robertnavarra545]

These guys are fuckin hilarious! Both master Ken ...of course....but his assistant is just as good at the subtleties of acting without speaking. Truly Great Stuff!

[@JustineCarissa]

"Most of you don't care because it doesn't involve a Kardashian." LMAOOOOOO!!!!

[@tom_m_106]

He has the most extreme farmers tan I’ve ever seen

[@lashistoriasdemoi4685]

Hey 7th hokage Naruto!!

[@w.g.6961]

This is now required training for astronauts at NASA.

[@elcamaleon6076]

you gave me a good idea. im gonna put aluminum foil around my phone so my girlfriend cant read my messages I have with my friends

[@kbanghart]

How did that work out for ya?

[@nopespray3724]

Genius

[@ashleygish3943]

That voice, though. I feel like you could do a pretty great Obama impersonation.

[@sasukeuchiha9323]

Thanks for your lesson, Master Ken.

[@larryparis925]

An amazing factual documentary that we can all learn from.

[@TmSh212]

He had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@christiandulworth4427]

Honestly I like him because he says the things that go through my head before I edit them.i was explaining something at work and wanted to say with sarcasm"maybe we should tic Tok it....." But I'm known for my reserved demeanor and politeness

[@bonecrusherjiujitsujunkie6769]

cannot stop laughing... very funny

[@bruce5405]

My hands are sweating I'm laughing so hard.

[@idogendel2849]

I just realized that in Enter the Dojo, Season 1 Episode 10, when Anthony said he was abducted by aliens, he was actually lying because he stated that their genitals were on their forehead! My childhood is ruined or something.

[@tramsgar]

That's Todd! Haha I can tell!

[@kirk9235]

spoiler alert!

[@TheMisterTyp]

+tramsgar todd is an alien?!

[@bytefu]

+tramsgar Not even close, Todd doesn't smile that much and doesn't have a Parkinson's disease.

[@toddwoodland1990]

+tramsgar I think you're mistaken

[@seyiolotu1708]

Obviously! What was your first clue?

[@PhishyBusiness]

“How do you say Minotaur in Spanish?” “Minotaur”

[@kyubeycoobie3568]

Minotauro

[@lorneholtzclaw4505]

Thank you I will definitely incorporate this in my bug out training and combat survival skill set

[@katzuma7641]

As an illegal alien, can confirm this is how you fight us

[@punawelewele]

This is the first time I was clickbaited and not irritated by it.

[@1blueyedgirl1]

Congrats on that KZbin award.

[@bluevioletandlilac]

I love those lines from Scary Movie 3 that so encapsulate how humans are going to respond when aliens inevitably invade: "I heard they can't open doors." "You're saying they mastered spaceflight, but they can't get through a wooden door?"

[@tranquilocomoelcielo]

I'm Mexican and Master Ken is a freaking genious! LMAO

[@draco9280]

I stopped having "War of the Worlds” nightmares! Thank you Master Ken👍🏼

[@TheGreatEggOverlord]

I love how this channel isn’t inherently silly, but also doesn’t take itself too seriously.

[@danmiller2940]

These videos are of great benefit to me.

[@faraamthefirstborn3559]

An alien most likely has it's own set of moves and fighting abillities. So expect the unexpected from an alien being

[@johnsneds772]

Trolled by thumbnail...well played sir

[@Cha1nsawAsas1n]

Am I the only one who laughed hard when he mentioned that aliens groin are in the armpit 😂😂

[@AmandaLovee17]

BRUH that killed me, I was looking for this comment 😂😭

[@thomasswanson6405]

Master Ken, you sir, win the internet.

[@dannyjingu]

I bet Donald Trump watched this hoping to get some tips...

[@sasukeuchiha9323]

Lmfao!

[@luisquintero3606]

+mark bent donald is retarted I don't want a child as president

[@josephg1855]

Don't be a hater on trump you Hillary lover! Douche

[@caseyc408]

+Danny Jingu I hope SO! TRUMP 2016!

[@elijahobregon656]

I was gonna comment something like this until i saw you already did

[@bloodbringerstyx943]

Finally. The prophecy has come true. Thank you Master Ken! We can finally put these techniques to use!

[@MarioUcomics]

What if we learn new martial arts from these aliens? We can have literally a whole new world of martial art styles.... THAT ARE BULLSHIT!!!

[@bytefu]

+eMokid 64 (emokid64) I hope they don't have Alien-Do-Te, otherwise we are screwed.

[@Nightzo]

+Mario U (emokid64) It already exists. It's called Grand Celestial Do.

[@alexanderthunder4503]

Alien-Do-Te? Bullshit.

[@josephbarone239]

We need this now more then ever

[@Jerbraska]

After watching all 3 seasons already, i just now realized in this vid....Master Ken kind of sounds like Obama....

[@negan5374]

They're from Uranus but they'll go back to Uranus. They'll just keep going back and forth.

[@rza884]

Xcom ranger training video

[@wendyhernandez7639]

The KZbin algorithm got this one correct for me 😂 🙏🏽!

[@tyrues1682]

They will be showing this in schools when the aliens do come

[@KatieCatWalker]

Can we just talk about his foil ripping skills? Holy hell

[@intergalactic_imperialist]

"Their fighting technology is gonna be very advanced" *nerf gun*

[@eternalvibe9083]

He is a merciful soul who teaches us this, so when aliens do come, they would not know our laws, so before they are assimilated, we can defend from them

[@ukaszgawryluk83]

Master Ken!! I need help!! Each martial art school teaches how one person can fight a group of enemies. Is there a way to fight ONE guy while being in a GROUP with Ameri-Do-Te techniques ??

[@MFugate]

Since I never thought about it, this would be my only plan😮

[@ThePirateburke86]

In Star Trek VI: the Undiscovered Country the alien that Kirk fought had his genitals in he knees, not his armpits

[@jetmad79]

+terrance burke In the movie Alien Nation (1988), the aliens have their balls in the armpits. I think it is a refrence to that film.

[@ThePirateburke86]

Dániel Bak never saw that

[@YodaMan-420]

+terrance burke in Men In Black there was a race known as "Ballchinian" they had to be kicked in the lower frontal skull/upper frontal neck region.

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

Excellent wrapping of the hat! A true master

[@ninjaginger6418]

He looks legal to me 😂

[@user-nu6vq1su4k]

Finally a good KZbin tutorial on self defense.

[@johngr1747]

2:50 *Alex Jones mode activated*

[@whatthe5952]

2023 , we need this training now more than ever . For both kinds of aliens.

[@jcman-lp6lg]

how to fight a hacker

[@AAZinvicto]

+j.c man cut the electricity supply by using thrust of freedom

[@bsloannyc]

Oh Master Ken, you've done it again! Always keeping us safe from intergalactic threats. But no restomping of the illegal alien groin is necessary? 🤣

[@MaharlikaAWA]

Illegal aliens?? I love this channel more and more!! Keep on the anti-PC videos! I love it master ken!

[@Razu_X]

Yes down with personal computers!

[@TheReal_DeanD]

This is too awesome. So witty.

[@kaizl9537]

While close eyes , he Kinda sounds like Obama

[@PostClarity7]

Dead ringer, it's presidential

[@AmandaLovee17]

Ohmygod he does 😂😭

[@ThomasW215PHL]

I feel like the farmers tan is an ongoing joke, it's just too good to be real

[@andrewpena9041]

In New Mexico, that could be real.

[@MMOInformers]

hilarious comedy but are you really a martial artist or only use it as comedy.

[@JayWalkerOnline]

MMOInformers I don't know much about his background, but it's clear that he's a trained professional martial artist. Probably a black belt of more than one martial art.

[@jfitz3133]

He throws kicks sometimes, but his main area of expertise stems from sporadic and unpredictable crotch attacks

[@1001011011010]

The guy who plays matter Ken is a martial artist.

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

He has a Kempo black belt.

[@Sashazur]

Master Ken is a character played by an actor who is also a real martial artist. Todd is a martial artist too.

[@kellygrondin4655]

Sound advice for sure.

[@Robot404_]

What is up with that tan line on your Bicep?

[@MrLazyeyedhobo]

+Robot404 I think it looks sexy

[@RowanJColeman]

+Robot404 Ever hear of T-Shirts?

[@csx3180]

got those too, white folks who wear tshirts most of the year and live in hot places. it's normal

[@lenskibob5177]

Check another of his vids he explains it well. It's deliberate so when he's fighting and protecting civilization. When the sun his his biceps the rays reflect of off them and dazzles them so he gets extra crotch shot time. 👍

[@carl-magnuscarlsson7713]

Silly, fun entertainmen! Nice to have that these days

[@kirasnotfunny7099]

Just preparing for the Area 51 attack (yeah I know I’m late as the attack happened a while ago but who cares)

[@FIxt00l]

Look! It's Todd. The alien sounds are spot on.

[@alejandroaranda5254]

I'm Mexican And I find this highly offensive... we don't make Minotaur piñatas, me make Donald trump piñatas!

[@madmikey256]

Alejandro Aranda go back to mexico and make your piñata cause trump won

[@alejandroaranda5254]

The wraith 256 I do live in Mexico... you're a not so sharp assuming dude aren't you? Knowing that let me guess who you voted for...

[@madmikey256]

Alejandro Aranda so you make piñatas of trump who is one of the most intelligent people in the world just because he doesn't want illegals in his country? your a dumbass!! mexico doesn't allow illegals either you idiot

[@alejandroaranda5254]

The wraith 256 most intelligent... and I thought I was being sarcastic, you won that one. Dude fanatism isn't going to make you understand shit about the world so don't bother replying please. Have a great life.

[@gardenerofgroovemiyagi3894]

Alejandro Aranda its offensive. waaaah😢😢😢

[@PeterMasalski93]

Master Ken: Combat Evolved

[@primeapegaming4277]

Step one throw ice everywhere

[@calicodan1556]

Can you also give some tips on effectively combatting predators and or aliens?

[@Iffy50]

I just subscribed... this was gold.

[@notjohn9844]

thank you master ken

[@drunkenboxer123456]

This is very educational to fight those criminals in Sanctuary cities

[@michaelbetsch9700]

Amazing absolutely amazing

[@raidenshoguniscooking]

"Must be from UrAnus" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willmdrelmtopper9767]

Subscribed: ✔ Hitting illegal aliens in armpit groan : ✔ Thank you Master Ken ❤

[@ganjalfdergrune4279]

Master Wong would be proud!

[@martindunne5103]

He forgot to re-stomp the armpit groin!

[@PennelopeWhitmore]

Dude , you're killing me.

[@shellharris4073]

I'm now suspicious of this "alien". I suspect that may be Todd! I'm not positive but it MIGHT be. giggles AGAIN, GREAT VIDEO!

[@JustineCarissa]

This video deserves more views!

[@rickyravioli1613]

Thanks master Ken. I'm practicing on my little brother now! Be sure to tell people to have their health insurance current

[@SithCats]

I was kinda expecting him to wrap the foil around the alien's face. After all, if you put it on your head it only protects you. If you put it on the alien's head, you protect everyone.

[@cornellwaters9089]

Thank You 👾