Match Day Phone Calls

[@DGlaucomflecken]

I think “welcome to family medicine I love you” is going on a shirt

[@hiltonian_1260]

If you did “Rheumatology is your daddy” I would buy one for my cousin of that profession.

[@crucipuzzle9617]

Finally a decent gift for my best friend who is a Family Med!

[@littleraeofsunshine]

Out buying scrubs for Med school. My mom says, “You know what they say to the last person in the class, right?” “Yes Mom, I know, MD.” She gets this devious smile and says, “No, they say ‘Welcome to family medicine.’” Her savage motivation gets me through 🤣

[@LeapDayLady]

Yes! Do it!!

[@jeansmith1839]

After my first time substituting kindergarten, I can almost relate!

[@olenickel6013]

"Your neurons had an abnormally long refractory period", meaning he took a long time to answer, but implying the answer itself was actually correct. The Neurologist was giving the closest to a compliment he could give.

[@shaydelre1898]

😂

[@NhatAnhPhamDr]

True. Such a rare event

[@Marie-ls4nb]

As a medstudent i found that hilarious 💀🤣

[@chantaldesravines7801]

Dude‼️ The Fact That U Even Understood That Joke🤣🤣

[@Liuhuayue]

Also, actually having an action potential.

[@sebastiancohnify]

The Jonathan nod can be *felt* through phone lines. It's that powerful.

[@pneuma23093]

It Warps space and time. It’s inter dimensional.

[@andrewsalhany5665]

@@pneuma23093 for sure, maybe someday it will be explained what dark curse keeps him from solving all the world's problems.😀

[@FulloutPostal]

@@andrewsalhany5665 two words: the ophtamologist

[@thomasmitchell4128]

I could sense it happening. Who needs KZbin notification when a Johnathan nod can be picked up by each of our senses?

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

It wasn't his nod, Jonathans have a passive aura that make any physician or aspiring physician in their vicinity feel an overwhelming relief, described as "everything is going to be alright", that's why the med student knew it was Jonathan but wasn't sure if he noded.

[@JamesThatcher]

if you get a Jonathan nod you're 90% of the way to being a perfect ophthalmologist

[@DylanBegazo]

Really?

[@AznJsn82091]

Imagine if the student matched into ophthalmology because he had a Jonathan already lined up

[@Akario3]

@@AznJsn82091 he did, watch How to Ace Opthalmology

[@AznJsn82091]

@@Akario3 could’ve been a different med student

[@moonpie21012]

all he needs is own Jonathan to complete the next 10%😂

[@lesliew87]

My husband and I both busted out laughing at the “we recommend you show up already burned out” part. Solid advice….

[@susanferretti5781]

That one was pretty good too.

[@sarahbeaulieu999]

Sadly far to accutate

[@talithasuya8908]

Are you both ER docs?

[@lesliew87]

@@talithasuya8908 no but we both work in the medical field

[@talithasuya8908]

@@lesliew87 I see. 🙂

[@dasau01]

Lmao Jonathan staying true to character even on phone is what I need

[@ANLacina]

"You can leave your stuff. I have stuff, you can have mine." Family Medicine is my spirit doctor.

[@fcturner]

Hence the ‘Spirit’ flight seats

[@AznJsn82091]

Congratulations to all the med students who matched into their dream residencies! I as an ophthalmic scribe nod my head to you!

[@Redsammeh]

😯 a Jonathan out in the wild!!

[@pownder]

Did you type this by nodding?

[@AznJsn82091]

@@pownder no I typed it with my fingers, the same fingers I use to scribe for my ophthalmologist

[@IndigoMist44]

@@AznJsn82091 r/woooosh

[@AznJsn82091]

@@IndigoMist44 that’s how fast my head nods

[@omarkg2007]

"Although I don't have evidence to back up that claim." That's what I expect an Internal medicine doctor would say.

[@wendykarle3114]

Yasssss

[@prognosis2019]

Family med here and the, "I'll buy your plane ticket, the finest seat that Spirit has to offer" has me in stitches 🤣😅 Now back to doing more forms on my day off...

[@dr.floridamanphd]

Paperwork? Isn’t that what PAs are for?

[@1301274a]

This killed me about to do fourth year my preceptor yesterday says why do you have to leave you can just start working here right 😆.

[@kayladonnrichardson7384]

@@dr.floridamanphd lmao wut

[@Curtistopsidae]

@@dr.floridamanphd Oh you silly goose. FM can barely afford to staff the front desk

[@horschiday9449]

😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@markhaga8408]

On a sad note: my grandpa fell, broke his femur and 7 ribs On a happy note: we all refer to Ortho as "bone bros" and often refer to these skits when Ortho leaves his room or gives us a call It's a great coping mechanism to deal with a difficult situation

[@nancylindsay4255]

Gentle, gentle hugs to your grandpa and to all of you who are caring for him.

[@markhaga8408]

@@nancylindsay4255 Thank you, I appreciate the kindness

[@anmoldeep2400]

Hope he gets well soon❤️

[@leabugmp]

Hope he recovers well, falls are no joke. Dark humour often gets me through hard times too.

[@thomas.02]

intentionally leave the ortho skits on when he comes in... either you build rapport with him or, well, consider a rapid urgent transfer

[@abartha2010]

Psychiatry: "Do you have another grandfather?" 🤣 The outpouring empathy...

[@dr.floridamanphd]

There has to be a thrift store he can go to

[@sarakrauss2407]

He seemed visibly distressed at the lack of an appropriate drab jacket. ("Any plaid, tar-tan, or paisley?")

[@raphaellavictoria01]

As a psychiatrist I'd like to say that sometimes, stereotypes are actually annoying. The empathy stereotype. Oh and nobody's wearing corduroy or houndstooth or whatever. Don't even know where that stereotype came from. Male psychiatrists do wear suits, some of them. Women, it's anything goes. Well, as long as it's relatively conservative. These skits should point out that we should not wear scarves or long necklaces or such: patients could grab them and strangle us. This is not a joke, either: we were told this, early on.

[@radosawkolanski1717]

"We recommend you get burned out before you show up" is my new favorite line by far, soooo true...

[@seeker296]

Day by day...

[@briannisaa]

This and the “why are you crying..?” 🤣

[@ItBePatYo]

Mine is the Jon bro nod. :D

[@bryancamp6885]

“All the bones bro, except for the foot” lol nice touch from the podiatry standpoint

[@janellet573]

Haha I should tag my foot and ankle ortho colleague - he is literally the only one I know

[@0utskirtsOfNowhere]

"except the foot" and "Someone wants to say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" killed me. Congrats to all the med students that matched!

[@stephenrajgomes3304]

Why does he say "except the foot"? Are feet difficult?

[@0utskirtsOfNowhere]

@@stephenrajgomes3304 enough that they have their own specialty- everything below the ankle is the realm of the podiatrist. And that's all I can tell you because I know nothing about podiatry except that they can prescribe meds but only for foot related things.

[@AuxenceF]

He didn't talk about the teeth

[@0utskirtsOfNowhere]

@@AuxenceF he's too scared of the dentist mafia to even mention teeth

[@ae3qe27u3]

@@stephenrajgomes3304 About ~25% of the body's bones are just in the feet. They're very complex, lots of bones and tendons and musculature going on in there.

[@mochicattotv185]

Congratulations to the newly matched med students! I also want to say thanks to you, Doc! I'm a (soon-to-be) newly licensed doctor in the Philippines and your videos have been a great source of inspiration (and laughs!!).

[@victorruano4277]

Congratulations dude!

[@raphaelledesma9393]

OMG congratulations!!! Now it’s my turn. 😱

[@lauratsoi22]

Congrats!! hopefully it will be my turn next year😭✨

[@Aphelia.]

Congratulations!!! 💜

[@georgiabrisco2174]

Did you make it, @lauratsoi22? 🙌

[@maranevaliza5733]

No one: Literally No One: Family Medicine: I love you

[@TansyBlue]

And I love YOU, Family Medicine. (For real though I adore my GP.)

[@kole1ful]

The med student matched finally 😭😭😭 *tears of joy* he doesn’t have to “knock knock” anymore When will Bill become an attending 🥺🥺

[@lucienschlut]

Bill Bill was banned to ever become an attending by Neuro due to "lack of prefrontal cortex".

[@dr.floridamanphd]

Sadly Bill didn’t match, but he’s going to keep trying.

[@emilysarnacki1655]

And so the cycle continues for next year. That’s when I match and everything that happened with the match this year is already making me anxious 😬 but so happy for all my M4 buddies who are going to their dream residency!

[@SoCalRegisteredNurse]

@@dr.floridamanphd Yeah that made me sad 🥺

[@shresthapuja]

So happy to be part of his medical journey!!

[@NerdJock7]

LOVE the subtle shoutout to podiatry! Thank you for including the profession! Love your videos man!

[@dsramsey]

Or as ortho knows you as, feet bro

[@narre71]

@@dsramsey lmao so good

[@SoCalRegisteredNurse]

@@dsramsey Love it!! “What up foot bro?!”

[@dr.floridamanphd]

I found out a few years ago that even though Podiatrists aren’t MDs or DOs they’re still considered physicians. I thought that was cool.

[@dsramsey]

@@dr.floridamanphd TIL podiatrists aren’t MDs or DOs.

[@haidersohail2787]

I love your channel, man. I don't know diddly squat about medicine and how things work in hospitals, but the way you make your videos, anyone can enjoy them. Watching your videos has made me want to go into ortho; I'd love greeting potentially everyone with "what up bro" in my professional life.

[@dr.floridamanphd]

Now the question is: Orthopedics or Orthopedic Surgeon?

[@Liuhuayue]

@@dr.floridamanphd That's literally the same thing.

[@nm6818]

I would Highly reconsider your interest in Ortho. Unless you relate to Neanderthals and discharging patients' feet before the rest of their body is medically cleared.

[@jaynemaeda4526]

Ortho is his weakest representation of medical doctors. Ortho is a highly competitive area of medicine! Good luck to any unmotivated med students who wish to go into Ortho!

[@dr.floridamanphd]

@@Liuhuayue not all doctors are surgeons. Orthopedic surgery is it’s own specialty. Just like neurosurgery is it’s own specialty compared to neurology. Unless you’re nitpicking over the use of the word orthopedic versus orthopedist.

[@lucienschlut]

Family medicine, we all love you, don't give up brother!

[@vq2vx]

The genius of the script & nuances of each character...& then your outstanding acting 🙌 Thank you, Dr. G

[@lachoneu2]

So many good one liners in this. My personal favorites, “just bones bro” and “you get to work with me for the next 4 years, why are you crying”

[@sophieallan4129]

The Jonathan nod over the phone is adorable

[@purpledrag67]

As an IM resident, your videos give me life. We constantly reference your videos in the work room and show them to our (cool) attendings. Its especially fun to ask our ophthalmology prelims when they're going to get their Johnathans. Keep making great content! The resident community loves you!

[@petrichor1956]

How’d your residency go?

[@luckyosumah1864]

I matched into EM and I need my own bike helmet now! Congrats to any soon to be EM residents!!!

[@ItsAsparageese]

And congrats to you! Don't forget to rock climb to work on your first day to make a good impression 😆

[@dr.floridamanphd]

And make sure to get an unhealthy addiction for Diet Coke.

[@Ellen-nr2qd]

Welcome to the club, bro!

[@billyrodriguez1878]

Welcome to Vietnam fellow emergentologist!!!

[@padelackles]

As soon as I matched EM I started looking up rock climbing places in the city I’m moving to

[@dudeitsivan]

As an inpatient pharmacist, internal med guy has me laughing my ass off. Seriously can't get enough of it. "Although I don't have enough evidence to back up that claim" 🤣

[@benjamindesjarlais5713]

Videos like this really show how well you differentiate your characters, down to the nuances of their accents and personalities. 11/10, with congrats to the matching students!

[@elizabethdore9005]

I've done ER and ICU in my nursing career. The ER doc is hilarious and speaks to my soul.

[@alonelyshrub]

Love, love, LOVED this!!!! Hoping for a part 2 with the other specialties (particularly Pediatrics)

[@Triezu]

I'm hoping for the continued rivalry of cardiology and nephrology

[@necktiexsteve]

This pediatrician seconds this message!

[@basheerafj8956]

Please add ob gyn too

[@grumbles]

@@basheerafj8956 Now that I think about it, had he ever done an OBGYN character?

[@potato1341]

I wanna see pathology congratulate them.

[@paulab2242]

As a former Paramedic the ER doc line about dangerous hobbies felt like a personal attack. 🤣 Also it's so true, any ER I've ever worked at the first place I was shown on my orientation tour was the bike storage.

[@nancyworld4391]

Dangerous hobbies: so, so true.

[@titusabraham4184]

As a internal medicine doc in private practice, I approve this message. Hilarious 😂

[@docniksnk]

Poor family med 🤗 He just wants to help. The Jonathan nod got me excited as well 😂

[@The118846]

I immediately nodded when he handed Jonathan the phone 😂😂😂

[@13lilsykos]

It's amazing to me that this man can find the time to do all the things needed for these videos (writing incredibly witty dialog, developing the individual characters, setting up the scenes, etc) all while doing his regular daily stuff. He makes me realize how lazy I really am...

[@junesherren9124]

Thanks to Johnathan!

[@AutumnTehKitty]

I hope you found something you love to do, and that you're not being hard on yourself. It's not a competition.

[@appalachiancat]

I was going to say, with the help of his faithful scribe. :)

[@ketsiakabemba111]

It's the family medicine desperation for me and I remember you had an abnormally long refractory period. Hilarious 🤣.please do a match for paeds and surgery too. Congratulations to all the new residents!

[@ladyt618]

🤣🤣 I feel for family medicine...."the finest seat that Spirit has to offer." 😂😂😂

[@joy9648]

Family medicine being desperate to get the matched student to come asap is just so true to his character oof Congrats to all the matched students! :)

[@NadiaFleurantin]

This was so funny to watch, especially after match day! Thank you for this 🤗

[@narre71]

Anesthesiology calls the med student who can barely hear what he's saying cause he is whispering. Radiology would send med student an x-ray of their hand doing a thumbs-up. Pediatrics would call and congratulate you, and then send you a gift card to Toys'r'Us to shop gear to decorate your stethoscope, your coat, your entire life.

[@dancewithunni]

Paeds takes the cup then

[@tomaspabon2484]

Every radiologist ive ever met is incredibly imaging averse. Makes sense when you consider they know what radiation does to you and the ammount of exposure they get.

[@gregolson5822]

I have nothing to do with medicine except when the body mechanics have to tune me up or pop a tumour out. This is still my favourite channel right now. You’re a gifted comedian!

[@alyzavantassel]

“Just bones bro, just bones!” 😂 ortho surgeon here, spot on.

[@hotaru8309]

"I'm sorry for you loss. ... Do you have another grandfather?" is *painfully* accurate.

[@stefanomartinazzi5982]

I am an engineer but i love these shorts of yours. It would be awesome if someone starts doing them also for different types of engineers

[@mohammadrayyan7851]

Honestly great idea, you should consider capitalizing on it before others do!

[@mohammadrayyan7851]

You don't need much just write a sketch and get a ring light/phone holder

[@TheBluestflamingos]

I was gonna say the same thing. You might be the engineer for the job

[@angico2942]

Exactly what they said. Let us know when you get going!!!

[@rcranes2227]

This is a brilliant idea.

[@EternalYorkieMom]

These videos give me way more appreciation for what goes on at a hospital

[@vickiclark1998]

You always make me laugh!! After being at my hospital for 2 decades, this is spot on!! Yes, it is satire, but so on point!! I work in ER and I love it!! Thank you!!

[@MrAmoney416]

You're an inspiration my guy. Your comedy makes me want to switch from nursing to med school. That, and my overly thorough anatomy professor.

[@SL-wk4em]

anatomy needs to be “overly thorough” for nursing as well as does pathophysiology and pharmacology…a lot of nursing students just try to “get through” those classes and it shows permanently throughout their career.

[@cyanofelis]

Do it if you can stomach the crippling student debt and years of uninterrupted training, but it's totally worth it if you're passionate. Especially if you do ophthalmology apparently...

[@leslierae6416]

“You don’t need stuff, I have stuff, you can have my stuff….” Oh family medicine lol

[@scottbandy4070]

I love the extreme joy and giddiness that ortho still shows

[@RedPearlPrincess10]

Jonathan's nod just made me burst out laughing so loudly xDD

[@kevinl732]

Same. Knew it was coming and it still literally made me LOL.

[@ossahmadrezaazimikohnabi5108]

as a wannabe lawyer I have to say that Family doctor is the commercial/corporate lawyer 🥺❤️ that "you don't need new stuff you can have my stuff" nearly made me cry 😂🥺❤️

[@LavendersBlue504]

I find it absolutely hysterical that my husband is a psychiatrist and he has that exact same jacket that you wear in these videos. His has elbow patches too.

[@lynnmaxwell5548]

No medical knowledge here, just a general acceptance that you are spot on with your representations of the different types of Docs. Jonathan is my favorite though. Silent but effective💕.

[@sandybrown4764]

You just get better and better, as you try to cram that much comedy into such a tiny KZbin space! The look of disgust on Ortho's face, regarding 'feet', was perfect. Like those extra 52 bones just don't count. I think we all fell off our chairs laughing, waiting for the Jonathan Nod.

[@shellyrae777]

“An attempt was made” by the Neurologist’s compliment, he’s definitely trying.

[@hydrazine_n2h4]

Jonathan nodding to say hi just ended me completely, I can't :D

[@ItWillRainXO]

Omg family med got me cracking up (but for real can someone help them out lol!!) and Jonathan on the phone LOLLLLLLLLLL

[@Zkbbkzzz]

Love your choice phrases, and thank you for including Johnathon. Your depictions are so spot on and conjure a spontaneous laugh every time. 😁

[@mariamahmad57]

Neurology welcoming his resident although while simultaneously being insulting....sounds like therapy is working!😁

[@dr.floridamanphd]

He’s about to be published in the New England Journal of Who Gives a - Psychiatrist: Neurology! That’s not very nice!

[@QaydrGnl]

That's probably the most wholesome video you made until now, I was smiling all the way through

[@bonbon0416]

0:48 “Just bones, bro!” 😂

[@daniellethrasher1611]

This is my favourite video yet! I work in family medicine... And it's just such a great representation 😂 they're all great representations. You're the best Dr. G

[@maryj7423]

I didn't know you were such a skilled opthalmologist you could change the shape of people's pupils... into hearts 😍 😏

[@starlight1314]

suffering through boards studying rn, and hearing the words "congrats, you matched" even if through a youtube video is enough to give me a serotonin boost

[@sdetcho1]

Props for changing and recording 8 different characters!! I imagine once you are finished with medicine and making videos, you'll really hit it big as a quick-change artist in Vegas. 🤩😄 Thanks for all the work you do to give people smiles and laughs. 🙂

[@ryannasekar]

"welcome to family medicine i love you" I CHOKED ON MY MILK 😭

[@sistakia33]

Thank you for reminding me to get my medical problems checked out before July 1st! Otherwise I'll be forced to teach from my bedside... again!

[@Pachibitalia]

"Yeah. Yeah yeah, he nodded!" made me laugh so hard that I sounded like a kettle 🤣

[@michelletodd4893]

The family medicine!! Finest seat spirit offers. He gets to be a pilot and a physician. Haha

[@niao528]

The Dark Dark humour & Wit of Emergency Medicine & the Painfully Desperate helplessness of Family Medicine... I just cant !😫😫😫😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@stephw6046]

My heart goes out to family medicine every time! 🥺

[@trishaferrand1395]

This video really showcases what a great actor he is, so easy to overlook while laughing so much!

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

It's a treat to see the neurologist being so warm 🥰

[@jeanlanz2344]

So, so funny. Thank you for putting out a lot more videos recently. They are great. My four year old granddaughter really enjoys them too.

[@bowieaddict3178]

Doc, this skit is definitely in my top 3! I'm dying! 🤣😅😂 It would be interesting to talk to you. I have so many questions! I've had congenital cataracts, eye muscle surgery (can't remember the proper name) retina detachments and the list goes on. So many eye surgeries, so little time! 🤣 Thank you for your chosen field. Doctor's like you gave me gift of sight. For that I'm eternally grateful. ✌🏼

[@woodysmith2681]

Worked with an ER doc who did only a bit of off-road biking but his vacations were ALL about bungee jumping.

[@Wanderlust.428]

Jonathan’s nod… I felt that too!🤣🤣🤣💕

[@commandershepard4235]

"He nodded" I kept it straight face until that point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DW-bc2gl]

Congratulations to all who matched! The best to you! 🎉

[@edwardstanulevich1764]

“ All the bones bro, all the bones! Except the foot.” Podiatry resident here, I can’t tell you how hard I laughed at that!

[@user-bv7jc]

This is some GENIUS writing. Oh my DOG

[@ess1244]

Me and my mom are obsessed with your videos. My mom lovesssssss your Anesthesia videos. Thank you for posing amazing videos that makes me always laugh and brighten our days. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ddogvtae9142]

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pediatrician, now I'm a starving artist. The irony is a lot to process.

[@gerardacronin334]

When I was a kid I wanted to be a starving artist. Now I’m a paediatrician. Go figure!

[@seeker296]

@@gerardacronin334 one of you sold your body, the other sold their soul

[@mohammadrayyan7851]

@@seeker296 🤣

[@BigRedShadevil]

I’m not in the medical profession, but these videos bring me a lot of joy. I’m partial to the ophthalmologist because I had urgent cataract surgery at 40 years old that I had put off for decades. I don’t remember meeting his Jonathan, but if a Jonathan is doing his job correctly you shouldn’t even notice him

[@kash1589]

The internal medicine guy saying "Although I don't have evidence to back that up" sums up that field perfectly.

[@landilandlandiland4357]

The way the internal medicine doctor spoke, his tone, is so accurate. I have seen very many of them and I just realized that I talk the same way. IM docs speak in a calm, welcoming tone because they know that is if you are seeing them, chances are you are having a crappy day

[@jenniferbates2811]

This is so cool to watch! Because I didn't understand what matching meant at first, but I'm learning now!! Wicked funny video 🤣

[@shovanabajracharya]

What does it mean?

[@saralee8996]

@@shovanabajracharya med students interview at multiple hospitals and then make a rank list of which residency program they want to work at. Also, the residency programs make their own rank lists of the students they interviewed. Then the Match company, NRMP, uses an algorithm to decide which students will go to which program based on the rank lists. The day students find out which program they matched into is called Match Day and get phone calls from their residency program to welcome them (this video).

[@shovanabajracharya]

@@saralee8996 But students want to go to the speciality they choose 🤔 right?

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

"welcome to family medicine i love you" Oh, my heart! I'm weeping.

[@darkh0st]

Ortho with the sledge hammer had me rolling. Once you’ve sat in on a knee replacement, you would understand.

[@pownder]

They break the knee? Oh God

[@darkh0st]

@@pownder let’s just say…it’s a violent procedure.

[@cydneycustalow6446]

Jonathan was so excited ❤️

[@clintgillespie8579]

"Makes it easier to transform into an admin controlled empty husk of a doctor who uses dangerous hobbies as a way to feel alive again." Genius!

[@seawatersoul333]

This has gotta be one of my favorite skits 100% bro! Also..you get a Jonathan nod!

[@LedHabel]

As a dentist I’m patiently waiting for the day he drops something maxillofacial surgery related since that overlaps with medicine

[@RadTechFred]

Got a feeling it's the same reason he doesn't do OBGYN videos, he's just not experienced with it.

[@seeker296]

@@RadTechFred no its bc obgyn isn't medicine

[@DembaiVT]

Waiting for the day that people respect teeth as a part of medicine on the whole. My teeth have almost killed me TWICE now because it's never covered by insurance where I live. And I'm serious about dying. Dental absesses in the devil's triangle on both sides of my face.

[@rcranes2227]

We did rotations with maxillofacial docs in residency. They were a SHARP bunch. And it wasn't one or two of them, they were all pretty impressive. Not saying all maxillofacial docs are that good but at least the ones in our residency were. I'm sure many elsewhere are as well.

[@dr.floridamanphd]

@@seeker296 please tell me you’re being sarcastic…

[@timcampbellsms]

These videos are gold, but this...this takes the cake. *Chefs kiss*

[@devinanderson8020]

This man DOESN’T MISS! 😂

[@socceratesmedicine]

Well done! Thank you for educating others through comedy, humor, and medicine!

[@zylianari8556]

lmao that nod never gets old.

[@isaacandersen1]

This is still my favorite video of yours, all the different specialties exercising their stereotypes in such perfect and hilarious ways.

[@SuperPomaranczowy]

Meantime: neurosurgeon doesn't call because he's into a 19-hour long operation and has no time for pointless small talk

[@YM-co1iy]

A testament to your skill, doc. They all look like different people!