Matt Tells Dennis Prager a Jew Joke

[@geneticsmatter3834]

Dennis cut him off before he could Name Them…

[@rubenmartinez4346]

The whole interview he kept cutting him off.

[@gilsonpassos1047]

In Dennis defense he probably predicted the jew names

[@kirill6850]

Whom?

[@AzureSymbiote]

@@kirill6850 The bankers.

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

@@rubenmartinez4346 he only kept cutting the tip.

[@MozwGamer]

This is the joke that got Pints into ADL notorious watchlist.

[@CarpDiemBaby]

What an honor

[@swaus9442]

New achievement unlocked.

[@prestonowens4594]

What is ADL?

[@NaruIchiLuffy]

​​@Preston Owens The US's ministry of truth. A.K.A. "Anti Defamation League".

[@bry756]

@@prestonowens4594 A Deficient Loser

[@gabrielle_geske]

Absolute quality dad joke! 10/10 would tell again 😂

[@markushildebrand7990]

A dad joke is a specific kind of joke. That wasn't a dad joke.

[@jacobygrove2202]

This wasn't even close to being a dad joke

[@MrLupoiul]

The joke is that Israel is in Asia and that makes the Jew an Asian too. It seems that people in the west just don't learn geography in school.

[@jacobygrove2202]

@MrLupoiul who said anything about Israel? He's a Jew. That doesn't make him an Israelite. Is Woody Allen Asian? What is it with you Europeans trying to brag about knowing that Africa and Europe are continents, not countries? Everybody knows that. It's extremely rudimentary knowledge, and you guys act like it makes you sophisticated. Now go back to supporting "medically assisted suicide," aka euthanasia, for 12 year old sexual assault victims. Most of you are hypnotized barbarians, antithetical of sophistication.

[@tedtod4489]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NEED God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ!! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn to Jesus and let Him truly be our Lord continually. If He is our Lord, He will lead us away from sin and into righteousness. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that “none is good, no not one.” We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this (our sin in its true light)we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now!! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it!!! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️The true joy of Christ dwells in me!!! Does it in you? I know where I'm going when I die! Do you? I have an ETERNAL victory! Do you? I have more joy than ever because of what Christ has done. I have been down both roads. The road of the wicked and the road of Christ. Christ is way better and my cup runneth over with true joy and salvation. If you do not know the One true God and are not sure of your salvation, I promise He will never fail you. Turn to Him in repentance and faith. Repent means to confess and forsake your sins, never turning back to them. I tried changing on my own but I couldn't. It took the power of Christ on the inside of me to do it for me. He will give you a new and clean heart with new and clean desires and you shall be born again. A new creation in Christ Jesus!!! Hallelujah!!!! Jesus said in order to enter the Kingdom of God, you must be born again!! Thank you Lord Jesus!✝️

[@7beers]

"I never heard that." What an odd response to a joke.

[@mariecait]

Cause it wasn’t funny and he wanted him to stop.

[@amymargesonia9228]

​@@mariecait omg, I need to study psychology.

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

Perhaps he, a Jew, has heard Jewish jokes all his life… and was pleasantly surprised when someone told him one he hadn’t heard before.

[@chrisbrooks6965]

@@mariecaitI thought it was funny

[@naga9247]

He was very nice uncomfortable being on camera having to react to a joke about racism.

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

Then they made peace, did a handshake and paid the bills. The Asian left a tip, the Jew didn't have one.

[@Wonderpattypatty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesco7413]

He had never heard of that.. "what is this thing? Tip?" 🤷

[@veronicabradley5433]

Tip of the iceberg😂

[@Proud_Troll]

The alpha Jew saved his money and founded a better bar across the street with new entertainment, and sucked every single customer out of this establishment. When the Jew finally got his billion dollars, people like you started complaining that he's too rich, and that the federal reserve or aliens gave him his bar.

[@vinbosco4999]

A stock tip of course.

[@clareritzenthaler1033]

lol Prager's face says it all. Don't worry Matt, I chuckled at the joke!

[@vToneehh]

Elitist Jews hate jokes, they squirt all the time

[@classicaltroy]

@@vToneehh name one elitist jew. these people and their stupid National-Socialist, Marxist propaganda bro

[@Potato-mu7nu]

"OH I've never heard that" That's why he's telling you the joke 😂

[@hereweare9096]

Lol

[@GiggityxGamer]

I was unaware someone is incapable of telling you a joke if you've heard it before. I hope you can comprehend that a leading Jewish thought leader probably has heard nearly every Jewish joke in the book

[@Potato-mu7nu]

@@GiggityxGamer alright calm down Karen.

[@GiggityxGamer]

@@Potato-mu7nu lol couldn't be calmer

[@bradspitt3896]

​@@GiggityxGamer I was unaware that someone could be incapable of being calmer than now. I hope you can comprehend that you could in fact, be calmer.

[@monarchblue4280]

Sorry Matt, the ADL won't be able to let this slide, unfortunately 😕

[@windsongshf]

Don't worry, Dennis wont tell the ADL. He's no fan of them at all.

[@elijeremiah1058]

@@windsongshf Neocons suck up to the ADL even though it’s liberal.

[@windsongshf]

@Adrian Go Isreal! 👍

[@augustvonmacksen2526]

@@windsongshf lmao no.

[@Proud_Troll]

As a Jew, I condemn the ADL. Please note that the ADL is a leftist organization. Leftist Jews love it, and conservative Jews don't.

[@onvogmasaj]

well it was nice knowing you, matt

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

Matt is immune to Israel honeytraps.

[@morghe321]

Nah.

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

@@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg It’s cheaper to buy him a lollipop.

[@nicholasbauer7407]

He was midly annoyed 😂

[@dennisdose5697]

I've watched Prager enough to say that I got a different read. I think he was amused.

[@dennisdose5697]

No, he was enjoying it. I re-watched it to make sure. 🤠

[@eternallife9786]

Dennis does enjoy a good jew joke

[@tedtod4489]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NEED God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ!! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn to Jesus and let Him truly be our Lord continually. If He is our Lord, He will lead us away from sin and into righteousness. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that “none is good, no not one.” We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this (our sin in its true light)we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now!! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it!!! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️The true joy of Christ dwells in me!!! Does it in you? I know where I'm going when I die! Do you? I have an ETERNAL victory! Do you? I have more joy than ever because of what Christ has done. I have been down both roads. The road of the wicked and the road of Christ. Christ is way better and my cup runneth over with true joy and salvation. If you do not know the One true God and are not sure of your salvation, I promise He will never fail you. Turn to Him in repentance and faith. Repent means to confess and forsake your sins, never turning back to them. I tried changing on my own but I couldn't. It took the power of Christ on the inside of me to do it for me. He will give you a new and clean heart with new and clean desires and you shall be born again. A new creation in Christ Jesus!!! Hallelujah!!!! Jesus said in order to enter the Kingdom of God, you must be born again!! Thank you Lord Jesus!✝️

[@potterwalker4823]

No, he wasn’t

[@levinav2297]

Once I got kicked out of IKEA. I was just asking the sales lady, "How much do I pay for that one night stand?"

[@jerdazzo]

That was Dennis's version of laughing.

[@mattwhite1244]

“Oh I never heard that I never heard that”…. Dude never heard that cause he won’t shut up and listen.

[@brando3342]

Dennis was just thinking “Man, I wish so bad we weren’t on your show, so I could lay the ‘Antisemitic’ smack down on you right now.” Instead he was only able to make an awkward smirk and say “I never heard that”. Clearly he was seething inside.

[@Mk-qb2ny]

@@brando3342 You know nothing about Prager. He's extremely jovial with that stuff

[@morghe321]

​@Brando maybe it's just that he didn't think it was super funny.

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

@@morghe321 super funny juice jokes tend to be less kosher.

[@roselyncadalzomamangun1708]

Lol ikr😂

[@andrewschneider2121]

If you knew who was on the ship and their opposition to the federal reserve you’d know this joke is actually true

[@pbc_03]

important piece of history that was casually edited out

[@SineEyed]

No cliffhangers godammit! Who was on the ship?..

[@pbc_03]

@@SineEyed jp Morgan owned the company that operated the titanic as well as the Olympic. He was supposed to be on that ship but backed out. Coincidentally, all of his main rivals in business and banking were on that ship and died. He ends up being without peer and the wealthiest man in the world. Also, there were foreign dignitaries on the ship who were opposed to a world bank and they died as well.

[@SineEyed]

@@pbc_03 interesting, thank you..

[@enterpassword3313]

It was also swapped with another identical ship that was already damaged as part of an insurance fraud

[@The_Lord_has_it]

Here one; There's this lion in a cage at a circus or something. A little girl was eating an ice cream cone and wasn't paying attention and walked too close. ... The lion grabbed her and was just about to eat her when some guy ran up and punched the lion in the face causing him to drop the little girl who got away with a few scratches. ... This reporter guy saw it all and ran up all excited and told the guy "that was incredible and heroic. You're going to be front page news tomorrow!" The reporter noticed a book in the guys hand and asked what he was reading? The guys said he was on his way to his bible study and it's his bible. ... The two departed and the next day, the Christian bought a newspaper and sure enough, his story was front page news. The headline said. ... Right wing conservative Christian punches African immigrant in the face and steals his lunch. 😁

[@marioarmas1459]

meh.....

[@billpetersen298]

Keeping that negative spin going. Until we all lose.

[@oscaralegre3683]

Lol thats a nice one. Never heard that one before

[@WorgenGrrl]

My favorite Jewish joke was told by Robin Williams ( may he always be remembered ).... "Hitler vists a fortune teller and asks "When will I die?" "On a Jewish Holiday" she replied. Hitler was enraged, "How do you know that?!" He asked. "Any day on which you die will be a Jewish Holiday."

[@HB-gj7gd]

Uffff , not even close Doubt Williams ever told that joke

[@Gazzapa57]

@@HB-gj7gd How the F would you know ?

[@micheleh5269]

😂😂 I've Never heard a Hitler joke before👍

[@GoyimNewsNetwork]

Pragers response was like "that's very funny, now can you not see there's a gun behind me?"

[@obi-wankenobi7782]

Lmao

[@saintd_ii]

Chad Fradd dishing out redpills

[@timflanders5017]

Great joke. The only place where it falls apart is that a Jew would do anything physical.

[@chungusamongus2338]

Never heard of the USS Liberty, i take it lol

[@timflanders5017]

@@chungusamongus2338 It's a joke. Don't take things so seriously.

[@chungusamongus2338]

@@timflanders5017 I'm not lol

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

🤣 Okay, gentile.

[@ultra.based.27]

They unfortunately do a lot of phisical things against palestinians

[@zaggaona]

Instead of chuckling he cuts him off with a " i never heard that!" 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@andrewschaeffer8147]

Ruins the punchline of the story

[@r.mutti9i725]

“I NEVER HEARD THAT I NEVER HEARD THAT”…. “ADL, I GOT A NEW ONE”

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

One of the survivors of the Titanic was Japanese and when he returned home he was mocked and ridiculed for not going down with the ship… it got to the point where no one would employ he because he was considered a coward… such a sad story…

[@markwilton4412]

Closed my eyes and could easily imagine it was Hugh Jackman telling this.

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

Wolverine and Magneto walk into a bar...

[@TheParadiseParadox]

All us Australians sound the same to you huh!?!? haha

[@coleman318]

These are the best jokes because you actually want to hear the punchline

[@DizzyFoShizzy]

Lol "chinese, japanese, same thing" is like if the chinese guy punched the jewish guy and said "thats for world war two!" And the jewish guy says "what? That was the nazis!" And the chinese guy says back to him "jewish, nazis, same thing."

[@serpentines6356]

No, that just doesn't work.

[@DizzyFoShizzy]

Well, it doesn't work to be funny lol. It's just true. Japan invaded china in world war 2

[@billytrevathan6405]

No, more like if he punched a hispanic guy and said “That’s for the Alamo!” and he said “That was Mexicans, I’m Cuban!” “Cuban, Mexican, same thing.” Or if the jewish guy punched an African and said “That’s for the Rawandan genocide.” and the African said “But I’m Nigerian”

[@rosslavin1432]

Uh... no. Tasteless, classless unfunny. Sorry.

[@oscaralegre3683]

Thats a better story for the joke

[@TheGhostOfPatrickHenry]

This is amazing. It's about the only jew joke you can make without their entire machine coming down on you.

[@lingeriedeparis7274]

you mean "their machine" sort of likethe Vatican coming down onnon-christians

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

It’s so hard, being a gentile. Le sigh.

[@Jayce_Alexander]

Poor boy.

[@TheGhostOfPatrickHenry]

@@obediahpolkinghorniii564 hello oven dodgers.

[@VinsHourOne]

My Senior Year of High School was met with a Foreign exchange student from Japan. We would razz him in ways that if done today, would be met with the crybaby brigade. He was absolutely fantastic and truly desired our culture. We would tease back and forth and one time, we called him Chinese, the comeback he gave was not only on point, but it still stays with me today. “Ohh Binny, you dumb pot belly American!” “Eat your cornbread and greasy meats, because I am Soy Conoco, like the gas station!”

[@darrinEH]

I thought "He punched the Jew in the face" was the punchline

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

He punched him in the jaw. The Jewjaw.

[@Proud_Troll]

Why? I mean, these edgy jokes are perfectly fine with me as long as they are actual jokes, but what you just said seems to be stemming from a deep, dark-ages style hatred.

[@SadieEnword692]

@@Proud_Trolldude you’re a giant dork

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

@@Proud_Troll or he's making a joke about the punchline being about punches. The fact that the receiving end was a Jew just adds to the edginess.

[@Proud_Troll]

@@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg Edginess by itself isn't funny. The Edginess must be pairded with some amount of comedy, but this isn't.

[@superdavidss]

Iceberg, Steinberg, Zuckerberg is the same thing LOL Plot twist: the jewish guy is sephardi; Pardo, Toledano, Spinozza, Mendes, Peres, Calderon, Sasso, 2 x LOL 😁😁😁

[@augustvonmacksen2526]

The Sephardi “camo”.

[@B.Mega.D]

Whhhhhhhaaaa!? I learn something new everyday! My minds been blown....I could feel more research rushing into my fingertips in just a bit. As I understand ,those are the more 'common' Jews in Israel, but they are an overall minority in the Jewish populace?

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@augustvonmacksen2526 It’s how they got away with being central figures in the transatlantic slave trade. For example: one of the godfathers of American slavery was a Jew named Aaron Lopez.

[@ecoquilting7077]

That split screen shot makes it look like Matt is straddling Dennis on his lap.

[@RandomParrot]

Dude knows how to kill a joke, bet hes a blast at a party!

[@jukkaahonen6557]

Berg, therefore Jewish 😂

[@porcudracului]

Yeah, he was wrong: I Berg, therefore I am.

[@michaelharper2780]

It's a joke, lighten up

[@andrewprahst2529]

You look like you're sitting uncomfortably close

[@swordude40]

😂

[@AzureSymbiote]

It's edited that way.

[@andrewprahst2529]

@@AzureSymbiote No I think theyre actually that close

[@tonybob791]

They're into each other.

[@jz1528]

I was like “where is this going” 😂😂 now I can’t stop 🤣

[@Jaysthudandblunder]

I remember telling that joke 45 years ago in the school playground. Old uns are the best. Perfectly highlights the absurdities of bigotry.

[@rosslavin1432]

A Jewish joke that does not discriminate, spew hatred, and is quite funny. Well done.

[@TheUntaintedTreble]

You sure about that? The tiny hatters have perpetually taken offence to literal facts so don't be too sure

[@charliekelly735]

​@@TheUntaintedTrebleShut up. The most famous, offensive comics were Jewish

[@Jayce_Alexander]

​@@TheUntaintedTrebleNah, you just hate Jewish people. Don't project that on them. Own your hate.

[@joeroganstrtshots881]

They actually put him on a watchlist and suspended his chase account for that one

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

It's been my experience that Jewish people tend to have a pretty good sense of humor about jokes involving their people just so long as the joke isn't unusually mean-spirited or something.

[@bjohnston3659]

Yeah he said "Chinese man" but his mouth WANTS to say "Chinaman" ...it just rolls off the tongue

[@gvgv3515]

What an idiotic thing to say. Adding man to ANY ethnicity, race or creed is pure caveman level dumb! We humans once lived in caves, but no more. Should you be called trailer man if you live in the deep south?

[@BERSERK263]

I walked up to Joe Biden and punched him in the face, he says, what the hell was that for? I'd say, that's for America😂😂😂

[@RackemDawg]

That wasn’t an iceberg. That was a bomb.

[@alexs_toy_barn]

Oh I was hoping for a better punchline but ok lol

[@gxhcbchchvfhbxsddvp96trg]

Could have gone for a gay joke but f it.

[@TheJoeschmoe777]

Some much needed comedic relief in an otherwise heavy discussion. Thank you, Matt.

[@CynHicks]

It's called a "sense" of humor for a reason. Some are blind, some are deaf and some have lost or never had their sense of humor.

[@mariecait]

And some things are in bad taste with antisemitism on the rise again.

[@micheleh5269]

Yeah I think society lost it somewhere between Clinton and Obama. I remember the most hysterical SNL jokes about Clinton. They roasted him. But not so much with Obama

[@jeffpulice8495]

Aaaaand that was all I needed to hear from either of them, ever.

[@rajsel8761]

Whats the object of jewish footbal? To get the, quarter back!

[@darrellsharrock3859]

That is why laughter is the best medicine . 😂❤

[@brandonburns5249]

Matt has great comedic timing. Truly, the Catholic Joe Rogan.

[@Wonderpattypatty]

🎯💯

[@mariecait]

🧢

[@HoboHarambe]

That's Top Notch Dad joke right there😂

[@jimmagnus1200]

This was my Dad's favorite joke.

[@TruthSeeker623]

I've honestly never understood the "Same Difference" comeback. When you're being corrected, the "same difference" between the wrong answer and the right one is THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING😂

[@dennisdose5697]

Dennis is enjoying this one. 🤠😎

[@angbandart]

Haha that is good and Dennis appreciated it bc he didn't fake a laugh, he said "I never heard that 2x" which means he liked it

[@spookyzoom]

6 morbillion

[@augustvonmacksen2526]

😂

[@Proud_Troll]

As a Jew, I'm stealing that. My name is part of a different trend, and that is when it ends with "ovitch" or "owitz" in english pronunciation. My name is Falkowitz, and names like Markowitz, Ilowitz, Fromowitz, Lebowitz, etc, follow the trend.

[@welchce]

For being a Jew would have been a better punch line. A little more Louis CK though 😂

[@lanstarphoenix4189]

Let him finish the damn joke

[@rightinthedome9973]

Coincidentally the Jews did actually sink the titanic

[@maryblushes7189]

Time we recover our sense of humor.

[@RedFlowas]

Jews can't take a joke. Can dish it but not take it. He cries out in pain as he strikes you! The old saying goes...

[@Shinobi33]

He took it fine

[@TeamAurorapk]

thank you I say this as well. Beware the hat of small for as he strikes you he claims victim.

[@gigahorse1475]

Cringe… have you ever met a Jew? They make dark jokes all the time.

[@morghe321]

​@@TeamAurorapk cry me a river.

[@Jayce_Alexander]

​@@TeamAurorapkPoor little boy.

[@BuJammy]

Two Jewish businessmen meet each other in the street. One says to the other "how business?" and the other replies.... "It's fine.".

[@clicheguevara5282]

It’s actually two gentile businessmen. The implied joke is that if the businessmen were Jewish, they’d be complaining.

[@clicheguevara5282]

@SanctusPaulus-ic5gl Exactly.

[@mr.fahrenheit310]

It's hard to watch this knowing how damaging Dennis Prager is to society.

[@lonestar2078]

yes, be responsible, call your parents every day, 10 commandments are the basis for western civilization, ugh, how terrible

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

@Thomas McCarthy Economists?

[@TheJoeschmoe777]

The point of this video is to bring some levity to an otherwise serious discussion. Just laugh and move on, dude.

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

I never heard that = a hearty laugh

[@a.s.7936]

based??

[@robertpeers3742]

I mentioned to a Jewish friend that my mom's maiden name was Sanberg.She said "so your mom was Jewish?"I replied,"no,she was Swedish"

[@lingeriedeparis7274]

not everyone named Smith is a Christian

[@lingeriedeparis7274]

and not everyone named Washington as a first name is BLACK

[@snokehusk223]

Good one.

[@richardgoodall8614]

I heard that joke years ago Punch line is "Iceberg Goldberg Stienberg what's the difference ".

[@magnoliam4159]

Matt. Why?

[@PintsWithAquinas]

You know why. You know why.

[@augustvonmacksen2526]

@@PintsWithAquinas Chad Fradd.

[@carlosventura7]

This joke is 50 years old

[@bronxbearbud272]

Or as the ever affable Tevya said after hearing this joke, "may you be blessed my friend for sharing such wisdom with the world, may God bless and keep you-- far far away from us"

[@batmaninc2793]

LOL

[@alhorobayun]

I thought the Chinese would say ," that's for the Holocaust"

[@frankiecampos8909]

Good one

[@carinaslima]

I love his Dennis Prager didn’t say Aaaaah I’m offended aghhijguu

[@yallcrazy302]

Lol I thought it was funny

[@michalus09]

He's one of those guys who doesn't laugh, just says something is funny.

[@ELROD.1_0_1]

You got more than 1 million views for this one🔥😍😍😍

[@I_like_2laugh]

This is where you should have been bursting with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wonderpattypatty]

Matt, you’re very good at joke telling too!!

[@peterthompson6651]

I thought he was going to say I'm Asian as well, the Jewish man.

[@andrewschaeffer8147]

Dennis Prager totally stepped on the guy’s punchline and ruined the ending of the whole story

[@dudikapanteric1141]

Epstein, Weinstein, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski....

[@AeriykTheRed]

Solid dad joke

[@paulrevere5197]

Ok, so now there's about 300 Jewish organizations working on Nuremberg ll, he's at the top of the list...

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

Enjoy being replaced.

[@visaman]

Gabe Kaplan told this joke on Welcome Back Kotter.

[@danielanthony8373]

Jewish kid ask his Dad what is the meaning of Christmas Dad says come with me Kid says why are we at your warehouse Papa Dad says see all these empty shelves ???? Thank God for the Christians !!!

[@benjaminnathanson3284]

i NeVeR hEaRd ThAt I nEvEr HeArD tHaT

[@leek1002]

Best joke. Great delivery...

[@biotechboliviaoficial5367]

Turns out they did titanic.😂

[@GershonBenYitzhak]

Supposed to be "Iceberg, Goldberg, all the same"

[@shmayapeskin9083]

Imagine punching someone in the face, then saying "What was that for?" When they punch back

[@rogersheddy6414]

That's one that I remember from a long long time ago that I always liked.

[@Trump4king]

I thought he was going in another direction with the titanic thing

[@gierhedd75]

Dude... we were telling that joke in the 80s. Only it was "Iceberg, Goldberg. Same thing".

[@Kourosh-se2er]

Obviously, he was very amused by the joke he started laughing so loud and at the same time admitting he has heard it before!😂😂🥴🥴🥴🥴😬

[@pg618]

I've been telling that joke for more than 35 years.

[@zestygokart2992]

How do you mouth breath with a schnozz like that haha

[@nixbronowski5822]

I though he was gonna say "The Kahazarian Mafia!".

[@CliffJaded]

Greenblatt ain't gonna be happy about this one.

[@manualboyca]

One of my favorite jokes!

[@tydiab8838]

The Jewish fella says I thought I was in the West Bank & could punch an innocent man WHO'S NOT JEWISH 😅