Ep 380 - Lobster Man (feat. Francis Ellis)

[@erikallen9141]

When you're matt mcusker, you don't wake up, you just get kicked out of your dreams.

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

😹💋🥇

[@HanSoloxcs]

His totem is a sipsi, if it doesn't play at 432hz then he knows he's still in the dream.

[@rynecology]

I thought he was going to say he got kicked out of whatever building he was in in his dreams for chasing women around and being a creep lmao

[@trendybistro]

Matt is easily the least funny part of every podcast.

[@rynecology]

@@trendybistro wronnnnnnng. Matt is hilarious. Even Shane admits to only watching back episodes because Matt says some of the funniest stuff.

[@jamesg369]

train by day, matt and shanes secret podcast by night. all day

[@Doijatah]

Different Diaz but legit sentiment 👌

[@johns5263]

Guitar plays

[@evanho4538]

Praise be

[@gisellej182]

😂😂😂

[@Max_Payn3]

@@johns5263 shitty guitar riff plays

[@doom7872]

Francis sounds like Shane's assigned FBI agent that has infiltrated the crew and pretends to be just one of the guys.

[@adlwas8176]

This is perfect

[@booates]

thats because he is

[@oiitzME1266]

The departed reference ?

[@alexandergrabarek]

He sounds just like Tom Papa to me

[@joeyyatti3406]

Francis is not a dawg.

[@charliec2966]

I am Shane's personal trainer. He currently is at 88% body fat. He loves leg press and water breaks. Improvements coming. Will keep you all posted.

[@trendybistro]

@@emjay3066 kk ricky

[@losethOS88]

14 reps and hour

[@MattH-wg7ou]

14 reps every 88 minutes. I see you Shane. And I dont get down like that

[@thechrissage4180]

Update? 😂

[@mickeyabbot5851]

Gardini looks like hes practicing his "Jim from The Office look" lately and I'm fumin

[@yootoob8438]

him breaking the 3rd wall gets me everytime

[@scumtardprime1838]

He looked back at the camera for the first time while I was reading this comment hahahaha

[@perthfalcon]

Don't like that one bit son

[@wardjohnson6589]

@@yootoob8438 😮 m mom😢y I’m mmm mmm mmm mmm moon I’m I I’m mom m mom mom

[@kadeskorni296]

@@scumtardprime1838same I came down here to comment about Shawn’s beta face

[@skyscreek]

Hilarious they're at Shane's place but Matt looks like he just rolled out of bed. Like they interrupted him while eating a bowl of cereal while watching cartoons 🤣🤣

[@chadgrov]

This is how us 35+ year olds dress. I haven’t worn jeans in like 2 years. comfort over style all day

[@shapoopy2964]

Dude for the longest time I thought this was Matt's house. His hair looks like he just rolled outta bed

[@jeremyweems4916]

Dressed like the h dealer in Pulp Fiction

[@AnxiousStacker]

So on point 🤣

[@MetalPhlex]

That's the Sham brother, he's always asleep and awake.

[@austinkelley6567]

That lobsterman story had me crying when Frank says “…. In the dead of winter”

[@xxlegitfailxx]

"the dog drops his tongue when its hot out" seriously fucking dying

[@user-kr6jg6qb7l]

MSSP best podcast around, hands down I wish all the dawgz could meet up at a SkyZone and just rip gainers and vape pens together all day.

[@zackflora6165]

We would need a tent for all the doggs with Charlie-horses

[@HILLHOUND.]

@@zackflora6165 I'll bring the CBD don't worry dawg

[@IncredibleHodor]

Hell yeah. Valhalla

[@macdog29]

War Mode is better

[@HILLHOUND.]

@@macdog29 more like gay mode, am I right fellas

[@himynameiscorey]

Frank’s stoke levels are so high all the time that he never once considered pressing charges on the lobster man. Christ levels! The forgiveness is at a full max dude.

[@matthewmaloney3489]

I didn’t know Francis was gonna be on the cast! Now I gotta put on a suit and trade out my cidie for a nice glass of rye just to listen. Can’t have him big dogging me with his old money class for 2 hours

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

I tied a cardigan around my shoulders and threw on some slacks just in case

[@austinkuipers6087]

@@emjay3066 "Money is no concern, we were paid in dog beds. They were very nice. The labs wrote a positive op ed about them in the NYT"

[@SmilesPerGallon-]

“That first beer after a workout”… this the type of wisdom that keeps me coming back.

[@freedom.pacific]

48:40 "kicks, i forgot about kicks... yaa that fucks up my whole battle plan" matt really thinking he could stand a chance, i strive for that kind of self belief

[@shrimpscampin]

"when its warm the dog hangs his tongue" matt truly has a beautiful mind 😂😂

[@fumonski]

When gardini looks back at the camera when he starts saying he's admiring mens bodies more 🤣🤣🤣

[@forged8979]

9:37

[@SplitSauce2289]

Too funny

[@johnnymace2751]

Thank St. Rogie for letting the dawgs out to play.

[@Quarresttazer]

Pretty sure Shane’s longest romantic relationship was with Matt

[@njalva3]

😂

[@Sprite_525]

& Nate Diaz, honorary Stockton citizenship for the Bull

[@joshuaadrian8225]

@@njalva3 00

[@j0sh707]

Is

[@777biscuits]

@@j0sh707 powerful

[@ryanw337]

Thanks for keeping everyone straight on how poorly a group of men would do against a trained fighter like Nate Diaz, Shane.

[@evanabbott2737]

And talking about other comedians…”Ari is useless, Normand??”🤣

[@kylemcgill2966]

We are getting spoiled with these podcasts! First the Island and now this.

[@coryreinhard4519]

Just finished stuff island with Mark Normand LOL

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@coryreinhard4519 great ep

[@damiencharnoski7428]

Just finished it also

[@jsp7218]

War Mode later this evening. Wooooooo

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Hell Yeah

[@zacht7888]

This is my favorite podcast you guys have out. Shane talking about the mom calling out was it a lobsterman has made me cry all 4 times I've watched this episode. Great vibes guys

[@TheMiist]

Agreed. The most underrated episode of them all. Revisiting this because I wanted to see a Francis ep and I've been laughing out loud almost every 30 seconds

[@brixtonbased]

Omg=his Mom just standing in the kitchen dropping a tray full of something from the oven. NPR should be so lucky to have them soundboard!

[@Musty_Moth]

It's so funny hearing Zack get talked about, we were friends through high school and for a while after, it's so wild hearing him talked about here

[@Sean-no3zv]

If you ever get the opportunity tell shane he’s fat in person. He loves that

[@Sherwodblack1992]

As someone who's 6'5 280 I wanna meet him and just talk about how small he is and how I imagined him being bigger than he actually is.

[@chadgrov]

@@Sherwodblack1992 just whisper to him that you wanna be the little spoon

[@ChideNorms]

> Frank is Shane’s CIA handler > Matt is none the wiser

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

Got Covid in rehab. Day 5. Wish me luck. Pray to Paimon. Send sum Love fellow dawgz. I could really use it rn. Much Love!! ✌

[@BeRoyal37]

Drugs are gay. Don't be gay

[@familylivesmatters]

@@BeRoyal37 disagree. Drugs definitely rule and are fun but sometimes they can be asshoe

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

@@familylivesmatters Speak the truf bruddah! Drugs aint gay, but alsp dont be gay with drugs! Wouldnt have made it here with out their help. Everything has a price though. Thats jus Alchemy breh.

[@charlest5604]

Just remember laughter is the cure for everything. Listen to some past MSSP episodes and it'll help you overcome your demons.

[@thernius4284]

Matt's contagious serendipity saves my shlt morning once again

[@krazykevmlc]

“The dog drops it’s tongue” just made me spit coffee all over my steering wheel 😭😭

[@johnjefferson1104]

I spit out my drink when shane said how do you like them lobsters 🦞

[@forged8979]

His commentary through the whole lobster story

[@bobpaulson2934]

Francis on MSSP and Mark on Stuff Island! What a Wednesday!!! Thanks Dawgs!!!

[@sleazegawd6137]

I really hope Shane talks about going to the UFC fight😂 Edit: it’s everything I thought it would be and more 😂

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Aw yessss, this was exactly my sentiment and I'm glad it lives up to the hype. MAY ROGIES BLESS YOU MY DAWG

[@sammcdermott9210]

shane and the guard dawg at 9:45 has me crying. praise be the DAWGZ

[@BookerT69]

Shane “Mr. $tacks on Deck” Gillis with the personal trainer bah!

[@DetectiveStablerSVU]

I love listening to this podcast to get me through my workday. It's a hard day on a boat catching lobsters and this really helps pass the time. 🙏

[@Vicegrips11]

Francis is a maniac dont be fooled. Praise the Dawgz

[@YEEYEE-dy8tk]

Real serial killer vibes

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Francis is the real-life Dennis Reynolds.

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

The lack of self awareness is crazy.

[@Rogerkonijntje]

When its warm, the dawg drops his tongue - rofl matt :'D

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I love how they made garddog not face the camera . I am crying

[@ricksanchez5696]

Guy sucks

[@Looneyboy]

@@ricksanchez5696 more than Lemaire?

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@emjay3066 lil boy you would turn and run from me so fast lmao

[@ricksanchez5696]

@@Looneyboy they're both bad lol

[@tonyreyes3780]

There needs to be a 3v1 rematch with this lobsterman. Shane in one of his horrendous track suits, Matt wearing a giant lobster costume and Francis wearing the same bloodstained ensemble from decades ago.

[@glynnewton8788]

Gardini Drinking Game - every time he turns around to face the camera everyone has to take a shot :P

[@cd6230]

“How do you know he was flexible?” Cause he kicked me in the face

[@RobinOneHood]

God I love Gardini's lookbacks

[@headdog]

I hope it becomes a director’s trademark like John Woo’s gay doves.

[@shapoopy2964]

@@headdog amazing comment dude 👏

[@graffaficionado]

“If it’s warm out, the dog drops it’s tongue” 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeljamesmccabe]

Matt just head to toe sweats. Chillin' to the max.

[@NoBanksNearby]

Gard Dog turning to the camera and waving at the end was perfect. I have gone from a casual fan of this crew to patiently waiting for my adoption papers to be approved. Much love fellas, keep crushin it.

[@erixouther]

Back to back Stuff Island and Secret Podcast

[@chadriegel2832]

honestly i love francis ellis as a guest on this podcast, idk who he is but he is fucking awesome every episode hes on is great

[@thebullyidolnetwork7087]

Matt straight lounging is the level I'm tryna get on

[@joshlarson4278]

You Dawgz need to keep the inro music rolling into the Spotify episodes. Wicky Wild Wild West always gets me hyped for what's to come

[@IGotYourBackBROTHER]

ha that pic with Shane and Nate is dope, and Everyones hating on the garddawg not facing us and looking back, but I support the gardbacks!

[@mitchierichie]

Trainer said you have pregnant golden retriever energy, here's some eggnog

[@alexgzbro101]

Dam his trainer must identify as a gay Asian trans person

[@mitchierichie]

@@alexgzbro101Trainer's gonna write a blog about him

[@alexgzbro101]

@@mitchierichie all he/she's doing is plugging more dates by doin that

[@Shedcats]

Finally the Bam stories come out. Every dude in southeastern pa has a Bam story

[@Richerwitcher]

Just wanna say I am watching this on the day Shane announced he's doing SNL. How good is our God?

[@Krebbaroni]

Shane saying "no monkey business" then Gardini staring into the camera got me 🤣

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

"If you're wearing a 'beater you know who Nate Diaz is" 😄 one in the tank from now on when the situation calls for it. "If you're wearing a 'beater, you def know what a hot rail is" 😆

[@emmureify]

Can’t wait to see Shane in Utah

[@travislaws5056]

I want to kill myself because I’m not 21 and can’t go

[@taylorscott8758]

24:34 Shane singing “what have I become” was the best part of my day

[@sk8erdog27]

Francis sounds like a mix of Adam Friedland and the guy who plays Tom in Succession. Also thank you for the Pod

[@aidansyracuse3338]

He’s just cool Adam

[@Looneyboy]

@@aidansyracuse3338 I thought gerb was cool Adam

[@ngonzales3781]

@@Looneyboy there is no one like gerbs

[@omgtheykilledkenny47]

@@aidansyracuse3338 ah yes, cool Adam.

[@aidansyracuse3338]

@@ngonzales3781 gerbs is a phenomenon

[@alijahtucker4673]

“dude he has plants look at that” 😭😭🤣🤣

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

I can see Shane pulling a carrot top just freaking out and getting jacked

[@wisterV]

Way too Hollywood for the bull

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

I don't even really watch much of Frank's content but anytime he is on the cast it's gold. Truly one of the best guests. Also Garddawg is 100% yakked out during this and the paytch lol.

[@Jordan-vf4up]

Francis is so hilariously classy

[@MrNikeair22]

"Where are the lights?" "I'm not a girl dude" lmao

[@ethanrumley746]

The secret edge of comedy

[@Letsplay-Vhc]

Sometimes when I lay my head down to rest and close my eyes I can see Gardini turning around, smirk on his face. ☺️

[@sallute173]

Love a good returning guest. Another one with sam tallent would rule.

[@brandonaitchison3747]

Matt's vocab is this pod's secret weapon.

[@ibrahimtall6209]

Succinct and true.

[@austinprosch7844]

Gardisimo sitting there kinda showing moves when they asked what kick it was 😂

[@GreenHorde75]

Been waiting all week for this my dawgs, yesss

[@Blakesmusic72826]

I had the absolute worst dream last night. I'm glad dream talk came up.

[@goodstuff169]

Praise St Rogies for this one

[@nathangebben5738]

"Think of the cot! Think of the stretcher you would neeed!!!" 😂😂

[@SerHuntsReviews]

Francis is real life Vigilante from peacemaker

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

“We’re the lobstermen” 😂😂😂😂 omfg

[@noblemallard]

,

[@coolguy473]

"Did heput his claws on you?" Garddawg for 3

[@07coco]

Video version of the pod is way more lethal it’s the delta version for the dawgz

[@lazylion420]

this is becoming some hardcore dad energy

[@raycrews3765]

"He was wearing Timberland boots, he kicked me in the face." ~ Francis Ellis 💀

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Last episode with Francis had me dying. Glad he's back on the cast!

[@Lebowski333]

Which ep is that dude? Couldn’t see it

[@236ben1]

Howdy from Maine. The lobsterman story is totally believable. Great episode yall!! Peaceloveandfishing

[@theboy7744]

Francis is great on the pod, love the way shane makes fun of him

[@ZEPSSofritoPito]

Shane's Good Will Hunting story remix was hilarious

[@toinowarner4517]

The dawgz blessed us again.

[@OK-ok3nz]

No ad reads?! AMAZING!!!! Best Podcast in all the lands.

[@jacobkrewson9876]

Matt with the big dog energy. Feet up, sweats and a hoodie.

[@gigialienhardcore]

I TRY TO STAY IN MY SLEEP PARALYSIS ALSO!! That's so sick. I've never met anybody else who intentionally stays in it

[@Jonofalltradesny]

"He stopped because he realized he was gonna kill me"... ::Guard Dawg nodding:: thinking "Sounds about right"

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

Dude sleep paralysis is horrifying. I've had it maybe 3-5 times.

[@mr.bidnessman2469]

I always had them at my gf’s parents house and it was always this demon that reached the ceiling which in their house were 12 ft. He stood there in the corner slightly hunched over watching me breathing.

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

@@mr.bidnessman2469 to tell you the truth, when it's over I dont always clearly remember there being a demon really. Basically just the terrifying feeling of feeling awake but not being able to move at all. I think I do recall seeing something like a shadow at the foot of my bed, but the demon thing has not been as clear to me as it seems like for alot of people, or I just don't remember it clearly like alot of people forget dreams.

[@chrismathewsjr]

i used to thank you guys for making me giggle but now i'm just thankful you didn't try to sell me some dumb shit that sucks ass

[@bwa_8]

Hilarious guys without ad breaks every 5 minutes. That's nice 👌

[@josemata7792]

How’d you know he was flexible? .. cause he kicked me in the face. 😂

[@BiteSized_]

Love Francis- never heard him before this- he rules

[@agesey0412]

23:09 “and that doesn’t really change” Shane with the hidden gem lmao

[@Alien_Ian]

Man that Frank guy is so ripped and i hear he wakes up every day at 5am to workout and makes over $200k a year selling windows. What an absolute alpha.

[@infinite9100]

54:44 “how do you like them lobsters?” 😂

[@roymakescomics]

A true dawg wouldn't rip on you for working out, they'd support you for getting after it and trying to take care of yourself. Getting up there in dawg years and you're not gonna live forever, it's important to take care of yourself.

[@charlest5604]

A true dawg rips on anyone for anything at anytime. We get it, you work out and got offended bc you took it close to home for you. A true dawg doesn't get offended and can laugh at themselves.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Cut it out you two!!! Now hit the showers!

[@ibrahimtall6209]

Shane's a jealous hater and insecure about his body, so he's projecting his mindset onto others. Taking care of ur body is such a dumb thing to feel insecure about. I'll gladly be old, ghey, and healthy over perpetually minimally mobile and dead. Hope Shane sticks w/ it. His bod is one abused wagon.

[@roymakescomics]

@@charlest5604 you couldn't be further from the truth, I don't work out, I'm barely in decent shape.. I just turned 31 though and that feeling of mortality is definitely kicking in.. I'm just saying Shane is older and more outta shape..he should be working on that and not worrying about what others are saying..he's got a lot of fans and we'd hate to see another Farley situation.

[@MZYY]

11:33 "Louie Anderson just made it to 68" He literally died just before they filmed this episode. January 21, 2022. Shit... 😆

[@sloancore]

What a wonderful day for the Dawgz

[@ericschinn]

“You’d need some Paul Bunyans” might be the funniest fat joke one liner I’ve ever heard

[@quinnimon]

Dang, the dude got with the Diaz army.

[@nitcholas]

This Lobsterman is an absolute legend wowee

[@Rumplebuttskin]

DO NOT fuck with lobstermen. Mad lads spend crazy amounts of time on a boat doing hard labor then use their off time to do hard drugs. Real life equivalent of orcs.

[@HotSlop]

Next week Gardini is just gonna be in the corner in the background with a dunce cap on.

[@Inevitabledreamss]

I was wondering where Mr Ellis had gone - welcome back, dawg

[@dylanseder009]

I'm a lobsterman pretty close to where francis is from and it would have been really fun to break some lacrosse kids orbital bone and not have him be that mad and end up having Shane say i was the man